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Date   : 11/27/2014    Duedate: 12/10/2014

FREE BLADES ARENA

DM 103    TURN 651

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 DIRT DEVILS 35/1246 2396 1371  20 63.6      BAAL'S MINIONS 47/1431
    MIDDLE ITALY 9/1360                         DEADLY RAGE II 72/1418
    HALLOWIENERS 33/1391                        FEAR FACTORY IV 70/713
    VIKING LINGO 84/1405                        FEAR FACTORY II 82/1411
    DRAFT DODGERS 84/1394                       FEAR FACTORY III 82/1421
    IN THE JUNGLE 35/1367                       KARNHORN KARNAGE 19/1430
    MAN OR BEAST? 19/1386                       CARNIVAL OF CHAOS 82/1435
    SONS OF SATAN 97/1371                       EXTREME AGGRESSION 18/1415
    ANGELS OF PAIN 32/1241                    9 CHEERS 47/1425       189  233   1 44.8
    DEVIL ADVOCATES 32/298                      BLOOD IRON 98/1274
    LEGIONS' OF HELL 3/1403                     THE MONGOLOIDS 9/48
    MILWAUKEE RULES 84/1409                     KILLER TUNES 65/1116
    THE DEVIL'S OWN 13/1389                     BLACKED OUT ON... 12/1275
    THE DEVIL'S OWN 15/1398                  10 HABIT 78/1375       1027 1388  15 42.5
    BLADES OF TERROR 12/1406                    ASSORTED 32/578
    HELL FROZEN OVER 41/1428                    UNDER DURESS 64/743
    WIDE WORLD OF... 84/1370                 11 ONE MAN GANG 35/802   58   83   0 41.1
    LORDS OF DARKNESS 84/1408                   MAX'S MIRACLE 45/845
    THE GRAIL KNIGHTS 15/1429                   RIFF-RAFF CREW 35/46
    COLLUSION UNLIMITED 84/1427                 ANYWAYUSLICEIT 56/815
  2 DEAD WE SUC 32/1336  289  240   2 54.6   12 G.O.L.F. 17/1410      29   44   1 39.7
    SUPERIOR FORCES 40/1344                  13-HOUSE JHEREG 35/110   34   57   0 37.4
  3 WENSINWASIN 43/1023   19   16   0 54.3      ALMOST EXACTLY 29/45
  4 POSSE 65/1266         41   35   0 53.9      TAKE THE FIFTH 13/83
    POSSE 77/1419                            14 THE BONDS 49/774     951 2087  14 31.3
    BLOODSWORN 15/1426                          BAD APPLES 56/916
    DEATH PENALTY 33/1267                       THE FAMILY 43/772
    BLACK COLOSSUS 11/1434                      MIDDLE WAY 17/1058
    BLACK COLOSSUS 84/1432                      SWEET MAGIC 12/717
  5 BLOOD TITAN 82/1347  391  342   9 53.3      GREENWARDENS 15/770
  6 CASTAWAYS 7/1301    1005  919  10 52.2      FAVORITE GUYS 61/863
    DARKLINGS 74/1160                           PUNNY AMINALS 16/708
  7 MOMENT OF SI 2/1436    2    2   0 50.0      SAND DANCERS 76/1185
  8 GWAR 70/691          510  546   8 48.3      SAND DANCERS 78/1212
    GWAR 77/1235                                CARDOW HUNTERS 29/1277
    GWAR 82/1422                                HOMICIDAL MANIACS 1/1022
    D.R.I. 21/1416                              CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/1104
    FEAR FACTORY 61/632                         CHAN CHI MONASTERY 53/1103
    WHO DA MAN? 12/1414                         CHAN CHI MONASTERY 65/1131
    FEAR FACTORY 82/1420

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                           Reflections by the Lord-Marshall

Well hello there again, Free Blades!

     I missed last time and don't have much time this week, but I figured I'd check
in with the warriors and managers of our fine arena.
     I am currently working on the menu for the Free Blades contingent of warriors on
their way to the tournament.  Troops fight only as well as they are fed, and I wanted
to make sure our team fights well!

So here we go...

- SHRIMP MARINARA- SAUTEED WITH HOT PEPPERS AND MARINARA SAUCE
- ESCAROLA & SAUSAGE- SAUTEED WITH GARLIC & HOT PEPPERS TOPPED WITH MARINARA SAUCE
- CLAMS CASINO-LITTLENECK CLAMS BAKED WITH BACON & PIMENTO
- PRINCE EDWARD MUSSELS SAUTEED WITH GARLIC & FRESH HERBS SERVED WITH CROSTINI
- CALAMARI MEDITERRANIO- BABY SQUID SIMMERED WITH ONION, CAPERS IN MARINARA SAUCE
- GNOCCHI DI PATATE- FRESHLY MADE POTATO GNOCCHI SERVED WITH FILETTO POMODORO SAUCE
- RAVIOLI DI VEGETALE- ZUCCHINI, SWEET PEPPERS, CARROTS, ONIONS ENCASED IN FRESH
  PASTA WITH MARINARA SAUCE
- AGNOLOTTI RIPIENO- LARGE TRIANGLE RAVIOLI FILLED WITH CHEESE & SWISS CHARD TOPPED
  WITH PORTOBELLO MUSHROOMS AND MARINARA SAUCE
- SPAGHETTINI AL FILETTO DI POMODORO- FINE HAND CUT PASTA WITH FILETTO SAUCE
- MANICOTTI TRE FORMAGGI- RICOTTA, MOZZARELLA, PARMIGIANO CHEESES IN FRESH PASTA
  SHEETS AND BAKED IN OUR DELICIOUS SAUCE
- LINGUINE CARBONARA- MADE WITH PANCETTA, PEAS, SWEET ONIONS IN A VELVETY CREAM SAUCE
- FETTUCCINE BOLOGNESE SAUCE- WIDE HAND CUT FRESH PASTA WITH OUR CLASSIC MEAT SAUCE
- SHRIMP & SCALLOPS LIVORNESE- SHRIMP & SCALLOPS SAUTEED WITH CAPERS, SWEET ONIONS,
  GARLIC TOSSED WITH MARINARA AND LINGUINE
- CLAMS & MUSSELS FRA DIAVOLO- FRESH MUSSELS & BABY CLAMS SAUTEED WITH GARLIC,
  RED PEPPER FLAKES, MARINARA SAUCE SERVED OVER LINGUINE
- CLAMS OVER LINGUINE- WHOLE & BABY CLAMS SAUTEED WITH OLIVE OIL, GARLIC OVER
  LINGUINE
- NORTH ATLANTIC SALMON- PAN SEARED SALMON FINISHED WITH LEMON HERB SAUCE
- FILLET OF SOLE- FLOURED, LIGHTLY DIPPED IN EGG, SAUTEED WITH BUTTER LEMON SAUCE
- SEAFOOD RISOTTO- ARBORIO RICE WITH SAUTEED SHRIMP, SCALLOPS, MUSSELS FLAVORED WITH
  SAFFRON AND PARMIGIANO CHEESE

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Greetings, warriors of FREE BLADES!  Once again I've been called out of 
retirement for my abilities and insights into Spyreporting.  What's with NORM?  It 
actually beat DEVIL ADVOCATES' BILL P. GORE, and walked away with 51 more points from 
the fight.  Major screwup at FEAR FACTORY.  CANNIBAL CORPSE lost 41 points to CRAZY 
IVAN.  Some new strategies, perhaps?  Maybe CANNIBAL CORPSE will provide more easy 
wins...  I can barely restrain my enthusiam for DEVIL ADVOCATES' outstanding member, 
Duelmaster TRUST BUSTER 1.  Advice to fighters with a 1 will--give up fighting!   
     If at first you don't succeed, avoid.  That'll get you in the Spyreports.  How 
well I know the feeling of being in the most avoided team!  Don't fall out of 
practive, FEAR FACTORY!  Management must be dealin', as the boys at DEVIL ADVOCATES 
ain't reelin'!  FEAR FACTORY's mad!  What do people see in MAYLA TYL CRENA?  Hers 
49-43-0?  FEAR FACTORY III ain't talkin', but she's got 203 points.  Fighting is a 
better craft than farming, RAVEN EYES, but you have to pay your dues.  Being 
challenged by TRUST BUSTER 1, 97 points above you, is dues.  I have to get this off 
my chest.  What a low dog, TRUST BUSTER 1!  He can't set himself up in a real match.  
I was sorry to see RAVEN EYES lose.  Maybe HELL FROZEN OVER's FLYING PIG is one of 
those guys who likes pain, or something.  That's what he'll get next week, after 
challenging up 37 to SLEEPWALKER.  FLYING PIG overcame SLEEPWALKER (FLYING PIG 
getting 25 points, too!)--Ooh baby!  Now dat I likes!  I hate going to the effort of 
writing about the kind of fights that DESPERADO gets in.  He fights people like MAYLA 
TYL CRENA, 13 points below.  I thought DESPERADO showed great skill and promise when 
he beat MAYLA TYL CRENA.  All right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit.  Do you want the fighters 
to walk away, or not?  How long have I been here?  I got people to see, places to 
go...   
     Well, I'm pretty much through.  You guys need to get back practicing.  The end 
of another Spyreport!  That's cause for celebration in my book!  I don't want to 
overstay my welcome...-- Olaf Modeen  

LORD-MARSHALL                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TRUST BUSTER 1 32-5443       49   8     351  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KHORA THE SMALL 78-519      156 148  4  327  SAND DANCERS (1212)        LIN TIRIAN
 JERK O'LANTERN 33-7742       45  20  1  268  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 NOREASTER 35-3896            96  39  2  247  DIRT DEVILS (1246)         MURSKA
 DESPERADO 77-2459            57  27  2  247  POSSE (1419)               MAZGOURRAH
 WHIFF 3-7295                 35  18  1  244  LEGIONS' OF HELL (1403)    OSKSI
 RIDDLER 61-1856              92  68  1  240  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 MARTIN BLANK 82-28434        95  30  1  234  BLOOD TITANS (1347)        DWES EG
 SHADOW 84-26165              30  16     231  LORDS OF DARKNESS (1408)   BLACKSTONE
 RETROVIRUS 70-6086           70  43     230  FEAR FACTORY IV (713)      SENTERN
 THE LION KING 35-4124        44  21     230  IN THE JUNGLE (1367)       MURSKA
 WAILIN' VAN HALEN 35-845     41  34  1  227  RIFF-RAFF CREW (46)        MURSKA
 PUNGENT STENCH 61-2458       65  43  2  223  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 LOSING IS FUN 12-6330        41  28  1  221  WHO DA MAN? (1414)         RIZTAB
 THE SALAMINIZER 65-1413      34  30  1  219  KILLER TUNES (1116)        DAL SHANG
 MOONJUMPER 16-3062           76 109  1  213  PUNNY AMINALS (708)        WILLAF
 REPUGNANT 97-3677            56  34  4  211  SONS OF SATAN (1371)       SHADOW GROVE

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SEKHAT 7-2251                81 134  4  210  CASTAWAYS (1301)           BONSUR
 GEARFRIED 43-4270            36  18     210  WENSINWASIN (1023)         VEASTIAN
 ZOMBIE RAGE 84-15614         24  13     210  WIDE WORLD OF... (1370)    BLACKSTONE
 DONKEY HOTAY 19-5187         50  21  1  209  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 ABSOLUTION 32-5301           64  20  3  207  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
-SEGUE 13-5394                56  27     205  THE DEVIL'S OWN (1389)     DULLENS
 PAM DEMONIUM 32-5551         39  28  1  205  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 MORTIFICATION 61-2333        66  58  4  204  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129          64  67  2  204  GWAR (1235)                MAZGOURRAH
 GUILLOTINE 12-6588           30  13  2  204  BLADES OF TERROR (1406)    RIZTAB
 TIA MATTE 32-5321            56  38     203  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113      49  43     203  FEAR FACTORY III (1421)    DWES EG
 HEADLESS NORSEMAN 33-7758    47  30  1  203  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 NEWT ROCKNE 19-5179          31  10  1  202  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 RAVEN EYES 12-2709           85 100     200  SWEET MAGIC (717)          RIZTAB
 SERGE 32-3549                70 102     200  ASSORTED (578)             ARVAT
 SAINTS 11-6248               34  16     199  BLACK COLOSSUS (1434)      ARUAK CITY
 DIJANNA 76-1992              49  57  1  198  SAND DANCERS (1185)        SIMTAKKA
 COREY THE MOOSE 84-19615     44  24     197  DRAFT DODGERS (1394)       BLACKSTONE
 THE SICKLY DWARF 84-24303    31  11  1  197  MILWAUKEE RULES (1409)     BLACKSTONE
 CONTROVERSY 64-3914          72 103  1  196  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
 CEDAR 29-4319                40  62  2  196  CARDOW HUNTERS (1277)      LAPUR
 WILLY LIV 9-2930             44  29  2  195  THE MONGOLOIDS (48)        ZUKAL
 ROOSTER 65-1414              34  31  1  195  KILLER TUNES (1116)        DAL SHANG
 ARGUMENT 64-3915             81  94     194  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
 MOUSE NOYLE 17-6252          60  94     194  MIDDLE WAY (1058)          ALJAFIR
 SUBTERFUGE 84-38420          22   4     193  COLLUSION UNLIMITED (1427) BLACKSTONE
-COUNTER OFFER 84-25636       32  13     191  VIKING LINGO (1405)        BLACKSTONE
 ACID BATH 33-7373            32  16  1  190  DEATH PENALTY (1267)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 REAGANOMICS 21-6182          36  27  1  189  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125      62  70  2  188  GWAR (1235)                MAZGOURRAH
-JACK FLASH 29-107            41  35     188  ALMOST EXACTLY (45)        LAPUR
 BACARDI LIMON 12-5509        24  25     187  BLACKED OUT ON... (1275)   RIZTAB
 PROPANE TORCH 61-2524        51  53  1  186  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 NINE INCH NAIL 61-2273       48  50  4  185  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 REVANENT 15-4770             31  22  2  185  BLOODSWORN (1426)          MALCORN
 FRASIER 47-6224              30  29     183  CHEERS (1425)              NORTH FORK
 WISHI HADA CLUE 9-787        49  45  1  181  THE MONGOLOIDS (48)        ZUKAL

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LUCK DEVIL 15-5162           35  27  1  181  THE DEVIL'S OWN (1398)     MALCORN

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CROUCHING HAMSTER 21-6184    38  38  1  179  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 MANIPULATOR 64-3490          58 136  6  177  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
 THE SHADOW 61-2742           40  64     177  FAVORITE GUYS (863)        JURINE
-PYG 98-1120                  17  14  4  174  BLOOD IRON (1274)          SYVYN'S HILL
 MURDEROUS MALNO 78-1589      40  77     172  SAND DANCERS (1212)        LIN TIRIAN
 XARA 78-2254                 29  22     172  SAND DANCERS (1212)        LIN TIRIAN
 TREEFROG 15-4177             45  84     170  GREENWARDENS (770)         MALCORN
 LASH LARUE 43-3806           43  37     168  THE FAMILY (772)           VEASTIAN
 NORM 47-6227                 26  32  2  168  CHEERS (1425)              NORTH FORK
-PAUL 47-6861                 22   9  2  157  CHEERS (1425)              NORTH FORK
 BELA LUGOSI 40-4114          32  29  1  154  SUPERIOR FORCES (1344)     ZENSU
 APOCALYPSE 32-5711           25   7  1  154  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 WHITE LION 35-859            41  32     153  RIFF-RAFF CREW (46)        MURSKA

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SCOVELLIE 53-6579            35  40  2  149  CHAN CHI MONASTERY (1103)  KHALHUMS
 FLYING HELLFISH 82-7132      19   8  1  147  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1435)   DWES EG
 FLYING PIG 41-4605           27   6     142  HELL FROZEN OVER (1428)    KATI-TEI
-EASY FEET 29-1416            21  16  1  141  ALMOST EXACTLY (45)        LAPUR
 CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373      43  59  4  139  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843          88 159  2  138  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 BILL P. GORE 32-5114         33   7  1  134  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 SAVORY 32-4143               71  77  1  132  DEAD WE SUCK (1336)        ARVAT
 JONATHANNIE 56-3747          28  22     125  BAD APPLES (916)           ROCANIS
-TECKLA KING 35-786           30  16  1  121  HOUSE JHEREG (110)         MURSKA
 VARINA FIREHAIR 78-1404      33  47     120  SAND DANCERS (1212)        LIN TIRIAN
 HALLAM 76-2369               27  48     118  SAND DANCERS (1185)        SIMTAKKA
 PING 17-3787                 25  15  1  114  G.O.L.F. (1410)            ALJAFIR
 VEXTHORNE 84-7044            17   5  1  107  BLACK COLOSSUS (1432)      BLACKSTONE

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-CLAYTON LONETREE 13-797      20  13      95  TAKE THE FIFTH (83)        DULLENS
 CARLA 47-6225                32  26  1   92  CHEERS (1425)              NORTH FORK

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-WELOK THE BLADE 35-1406      23  16      77  HOUSE JHEREG (110)         MURSKA
-DONNA RICE 13-795            22  10  2   77  TAKE THE FIFTH (83)        DULLENS
-ERNIE BIRDSLAYER 29-1497     25  20      73  ALMOST EXACTLY (45)        LAPUR
 PETER BOND 49-3089           31  47      72  THE BONDS (774)            VITHICAR
 SIR BUBBA THE BOLD 15-5249   19   3  2   72  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
-KIERA 35-1646                20  14  1   71  HOUSE JHEREG (110)         MURSKA
 BLASPHEMY 32-5332            10   1  1   68  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
-ISSOLAN SMILE 35-1497        19  16  2   57  HOUSE JHEREG (110)         MURSKA
 SANDY 1-6821                 24  65  1   55  HOMICIDAL MANIACS (1022)   MORDANT
 BLACK DOMINO 58-6062         32  28  1   45  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1104)   DELARQ TOR
 LANI TYL KOGAN 65-2804       36  40  1   42  CHAN CHI MONASTERY (1131)  DAL SHANG

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

     Okay, you guys, it looks like the Commission clerks are just being run off
     their feet or into the ground or something.  I don't think that the fight
     stuff will be coming in time for me to DO anything with it, you know?  So
     I'm sending the newsletter in without it.  Next time, maybe it will be better.
     The time after that, just as bad as this one. -- Debby Tonte

Nine Inch Nail -- Sorry about the down challenge.  All part of my plan to fall far
enough in the rankings to become competitive.  Based on our fight, I'd say I'm
*almost* there. -- White Lion

Mouse Noyle -- No! No! No!  I was supposed to *LOSE!* that fight.  Ugh... I can't do
anything right.  I need to be a Grand Challenger Champion like I need a hole in the
head. -- Wailin' Van Halen

Jorja -- Nine arenas in one day?  Blame it on management!  Unless you're management,
then just state "Supply and Demand," and nod knowingly. -- Riff-Raff

Cannibal Corpse -- As if just being a cannibal weren't bad enough. -- Slice Construct

Vexthorne -- And THAT is why I'm off to Home Guard. -- Suicide King

Flame Spider -- In order for me to riposte, I have to let you swing, right?  Screw
that!  Too chancy. -- Fezzik

Noreaster -- That was a smart challenge.  My style doesn't do well against yours, and
I have fewer wins than you.  Well done. -- Sekhat

Manipulator -- Oh, no.  What a bad match.  I'm not sorry that I won, but I hope
you're feeling better now. -- Nightcap

Treefrog -- I was worried when I saw you.  You did some spectacular evading, too.
Good fight. -- Sandman

Agent of Brutality -- Nice learns!  You know, you should try and get a gender.  I
heard they're handing those out at the Commission office.  Gender is fun. --
Sleepwalker

We didn't think we'd have a chance to do personals for this newsletter.  We spent
most of yesterday pigging out on turkey, which sounds weird when you look at it, and
pumpkin pie, and we had NO energy to write anything.  But then Jorja came around and
said we could have until the Commission clerks cleared today's fights, so we buckled
down to it.  Actually, no buckles were involved.  Where do these figures of speech
come from, anyway?

Serge put his hand in a forbidden place.  That is not something I tolerate. -- Khora
the Small
P.S.  And he's getting off easily, too.  We fox women have special abilities.

Ernie Birdslayer -- I AM NOT A BIRD!  Get it through your head. -- Lani tyl Kogan

Bacardi Limon -- If *I* had an umbrella handy, I'd have POKED you with it.  In a
place you would not have liked. -- Jonatannie

Counter Offer -- Or how about a couch?  I could use a good couch about now. -- Xara

Repugnant -- I know.  I can tell these things.  You truly are repugnant. -- The
Shadow

Absolution -- Never ask a raven for that.  We don't deal in absolution. -- Raven Eyes
P.S.  Go to a dove.

Wailin' Van Halen -- You make my ears hurt and my head ache. -- Mouse Noyle

Desperado -- I can't think of anything to say, either. -- Dijanna

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DESPERADO viciously subdued MAYLA TYL CRENA in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
THE LION KING outlasted MORTIFICATION in a exciting 8 minute Challenge melee.
TIA MATTE was narrowly defeated by RETROVIRUS in a 3 minute Challenge duel.
NOREASTER overpowered KNUCKLE JAW in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
TRUST BUSTER 1 devastated RAVEN EYES in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge Title duel.
LUCK DEVIL slimly lost to MOUSE NOYLE in a popular 3 minute Challenge competition.
THE SICKLY DWARF was vanquished by PUNGENT STENCH in a 2 minute uneven Challenge duel.
HEADLESS NORSEMAN vanquished PROPANE TORCH in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
ZOMBIE RAGE savagely defeated ACID BATH in a exciting 1 minute Challenge fight.
REPUGNANT overpowered CONTROVERSY in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
ABSOLUTION devastated CEDAR in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
NEWT ROCKNE demolished WISHI HADA CLUE in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge match.
PAM DEMONIUM overcame DIJANNA in a popular 4 minute gruesome Challenge conflict.
DONKEY HOTAY overpowered REAGANOMICS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge struggle.
APOCALYPSE was devastated by NINE INCH NAIL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
SUBTERFUGE overpowered XARA in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
FLYING PIG beat SLEEPWALKER in a popular 3 minute Challenge match.
KHORA THE SMALL handily defeated FLATTUS MAXIMUS in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
GUILLOTINE lost to RIDDLER in a popular 4 minute gruesome match.
GEARFRIED slimly lost to MARTIN BLANK in a crowd pleasing 3 minute fray.
LOSING IS FUN defeated ROOSTER in a popular 1 minute match.
COREY THE MOOSE was defeated by THE SALAMINIZER in a 2 minute duel.
WHIFF savagely defeated SAINTS in a action packed 2 minute gory fight.
SHADOW overpowered ROBIN OF SHEW-WOOD in a exciting 1 minute gruesome uneven match.
WAILIN' VAN HALEN handily defeated T-TOTALLER in a exciting 1 minute uneven bout.
JERK O'LANTERN handily defeated FRASIER in a popular 2 minute gory one-sided duel.
WILLY LIV vanquished MURDEROUS MALNO in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fray.
SERGE subdued TREEFROG in a popular 1 minute brutal fight.
SEKHAT overpowered THE SHADOW in a 1 minute uneven bout.
MANIPULATOR was narrowly defeated by REVANENT in a action packed 3 minute contest.
ARGUMENT was bested by MOONJUMPER in a 2 minute battle.
CANNIBAL CORPSE was demolished by CRAZY IVAN in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
CROUCHING HAMSTER handily defeated BELA LUGOSI in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
BACARDI LIMON overcame LASH LARUE in a 2 minute gruesome match.
JONATHANNIE was overpowered by FLYING HELLFISH in a 2 minute gory uneven bout.
BILL P. GORE was handily defeated by NORM in a 1 minute mismatched match.
VARINA FIREHAIR was vanquished by WHITE LION in a 1 minute one-sided match.
HALLAM was subdued by SAVORY in a 2 minute duel.
PING was unbelievably bested by SCOVELLIE in a 2 minute struggle.
VEXTHORNE demolished DA'MEON in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
PETER BOND was handily defeated by DOCTOR OF STYLE in a 2 minute mismatched fight.
LANI TYL KOGAN was handily defeated by SHEET WITH EYES in a 1 minute mismatched melee.
BLACK DOMINO was demolished by BLASPHEMY in a exciting 1 minute gory one-sided match.
CARLA vanquished BITTER ALMOND in a action packed 2 minute gory one-sided bout.
SIR BUBBA THE BOLD handily defeated SANDY in a exciting 1 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      22         PARRY-LUNGE       23 -  11 -  0      68  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  18         TOTAL PARRY       50 -  35 -  1      59  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  9         AIMED BLOW       145 - 107 -  0      58  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    9         LUNGING ATTACK   107 -  90 -  2      54  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    7         PARRY-STRIKE      24 -  25 -  0      49  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  7         SLASHING ATTACK   39 -  42 -  1      48  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      6         STRIKING ATTACK   51 -  60 -  1      46  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         BASHING ATTACK    37 -  44 -  2      46  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         PARRY-RIPOSTE     38 -  56 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         WALL OF STEEL     42 -  74 -  0      36  |

Turn 651 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  2         4  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK    12 -  6     PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  5         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    6 -  3     SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  5         1  BASHING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      5 -  4     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  5         1  SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW        12 - 10                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  3                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       TRUST BUSTER 1 32-5443     49   8  0  351 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)
BASHING ATTACK   KHORA THE SMALL 78-519    156 148  4  327 SAND DANCERS (1212)
LUNGING ATTACK   JERK O'LANTERN 33-7742     45  20  1  268 HALLOWIENERS (1391)
SLASHING ATTACK  DESPERADO 77-2459          57  27  2  247 POSSE (1419)
WALL OF STEEL    RIDDLER 61-1856            92  68  1  240 FEAR FACTORY (632)
PARRY-STRIKE     MARTIN BLANK 82-28434      95  30  1  234 BLOOD TITANS (1347)
TOTAL PARRY      RETROVIRUS 70-6086         70  43  0  230 FEAR FACTORY IV (713)
STRIKING ATTACK  LOSING IS FUN 12-6330      41  28  1  221 WHO DA MAN? (1414)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    CEDAR 29-4319              40  62  2  196 CARDOW HUNTERS (1277)
PARRY-LUNGE      REVANENT 15-4770           31  22  2  185 BLOODSWORN (1426)

The overall popularity leader is KHORA THE SMALL 78-519.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was THE LION KING 35-4124.  The ten other most popular fighters were 
SLEEPWALKER 74-2843, MORTIFICATION 61-2333, DIJANNA 76-1992, GUILLOTINE 12-6588, LUCK 
DEVIL 15-5162, PAM DEMONIUM 32-5551, MARTIN BLANK 82-28434, DESPERADO 77-2459, NEWT 
ROCKNE 19-5179, and MANIPULATOR 64-3490.

The least popular fighter this week was SANDY 1-6821.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were BLACK DOMINO 58-6062, DA'MEON 2-2710, BILL P. GORE 32-5114, CANNIBAL 
CORPSE 61-2373, THE SHADOW 61-2742, TREEFROG 15-4177, REAGANOMICS 21-6182, CEDAR 
29-4319, ACID BATH 33-7373, and LANI TYL KOGAN 65-2804.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           0  1 0  LAPUR(29)            0  1 0  JURINE(61)           3  4 0  
NIANIA(2)            2  2 0  ARVAT(32)            6  3 0  KURUKAR(64)          0  3 0  
OSKSI(3)             1  0 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   3  1 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  2 0  
BONSUR(7)            1  0 0  MURSKA(35)           4  0 0  SENTERN(70)          1  0 0  
ZUKAL(9)             1  1 0  ZENSU(40)            0  1 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        0  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       0  1 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  0 0  SIMTAKKA(76)         0  2 0  
RIZTAB(12)           2  2 0  VEASTIAN(43)         0  2 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       1  2 0  
MALCORN(15)          2  2 0  NORTH FORK(47)       2  1 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  3 0  
WILLAF(16)           1  0 0  VITHICAR(49)         0  1 0  DWES EG(82)          2  1 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  1 0  KHALHUMS(53)         1  0 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       4  2 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          2  0 0  ROCANIS(56)          0  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  0 0  
SUNSET(21)           1  1 0  DELARQ TOR(58)       0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SANDY 1-6821                24  65  1   55  HOMICIDAL MANIACS (1022)   MORDANT
 WHIFF 3-7295                35  18  1  244  LEGIONS' OF HELL (1403)    OSKSI
 SEKHAT 7-2251               81 134  4  210  CASTAWAYS (1301)           BONSUR
 WILLY LIV 9-2930            44  29  2  195  THE MONGOLOIDS (48)        ZUKAL
 SAINTS 11-6248              34  16  0  199  BLACK COLOSSUS (1434)      ARUAK CITY
 LOSING IS FUN 12-6330       41  28  1  221  WHO DA MAN? (1414)         RIZTAB
 REVANENT 15-4770            31  22  2  185  BLOODSWORN (1426)          MALCORN
 MOONJUMPER 16-3062          76 109  1  213  PUNNY AMINALS (708)        WILLAF
 MOUSE NOYLE 17-6252         60  94  0  194  MIDDLE WAY (1058)          ALJAFIR
 DONKEY HOTAY 19-5187        50  21  1  209  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 REAGANOMICS 21-6182         36  27  1  189  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CEDAR 29-4319               40  62  2  196  CARDOW HUNTERS (1277)      LAPUR
 TRUST BUSTER 1 32-5443      49   8  0  351  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 JERK O'LANTERN 33-7742      45  20  1  268  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 NOREASTER 35-3896           96  39  2  247  DIRT DEVILS (1246)         MURSKA
 BELA LUGOSI 40-4114         32  29  1  154  SUPERIOR FORCES (1344)     ZENSU
 FLYING PIG 41-4605          27   6  0  142  HELL FROZEN OVER (1428)    KATI-TEI
 GEARFRIED 43-4270           36  18  0  210  WENSINWASIN (1023)         VEASTIAN
 FRASIER 47-6224             30  29  0  183  CHEERS (1425)              NORTH FORK
 PETER BOND 49-3089          31  47  0   72  THE BONDS (774)            VITHICAR
 SCOVELLIE 53-6579           35  40  2  149  CHAN CHI MONASTERY (1103)  KHALHUMS
 JONATHANNIE 56-3747         28  22  0  125  BAD APPLES (916)           ROCANIS
 BLACK DOMINO 58-6062        32  28  1   45  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1104)   DELARQ TOR
 RIDDLER 61-1856             92  68  1  240  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 CONTROVERSY 64-3914         72 103  1  196  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
 THE SALAMINIZER 65-1413     34  30  1  219  KILLER TUNES (1116)        DAL SHANG
 RETROVIRUS 70-6086          70  43  0  230  FEAR FACTORY IV (713)      SENTERN
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843         88 159  2  138  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 DIJANNA 76-1992             49  57  1  198  SAND DANCERS (1185)        SIMTAKKA
 DESPERADO 77-2459           57  27  2  247  POSSE (1419)               MAZGOURRAH
 KHORA THE SMALL 78-519     156 148  4  327  SAND DANCERS (1212)        LIN TIRIAN
 MARTIN BLANK 82-28434       95  30  1  234  BLOOD TITANS (1347)        DWES EG
 SHADOW 84-26165             30  16  0  231  LORDS OF DARKNESS (1408)   BLACKSTONE
 REPUGNANT 97-3677           56  34  4  211  SONS OF SATAN (1371)       SHADOW GROVE

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 80 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission.