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Date : 11/27/2014 Duedate: 12/10/2014
FREE BLADES ARENA
DM 103 TURN 651
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 DIRT DEVILS 35/1246 2396 1371 20 63.6 BAAL'S MINIONS 47/1431
MIDDLE ITALY 9/1360 DEADLY RAGE II 72/1418
HALLOWIENERS 33/1391 FEAR FACTORY IV 70/713
VIKING LINGO 84/1405 FEAR FACTORY II 82/1411
DRAFT DODGERS 84/1394 FEAR FACTORY III 82/1421
IN THE JUNGLE 35/1367 KARNHORN KARNAGE 19/1430
MAN OR BEAST? 19/1386 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS 82/1435
SONS OF SATAN 97/1371 EXTREME AGGRESSION 18/1415
ANGELS OF PAIN 32/1241 9 CHEERS 47/1425 189 233 1 44.8
DEVIL ADVOCATES 32/298 BLOOD IRON 98/1274
LEGIONS' OF HELL 3/1403 THE MONGOLOIDS 9/48
MILWAUKEE RULES 84/1409 KILLER TUNES 65/1116
THE DEVIL'S OWN 13/1389 BLACKED OUT ON... 12/1275
THE DEVIL'S OWN 15/1398 10 HABIT 78/1375 1027 1388 15 42.5
BLADES OF TERROR 12/1406 ASSORTED 32/578
HELL FROZEN OVER 41/1428 UNDER DURESS 64/743
WIDE WORLD OF... 84/1370 11 ONE MAN GANG 35/802 58 83 0 41.1
LORDS OF DARKNESS 84/1408 MAX'S MIRACLE 45/845
THE GRAIL KNIGHTS 15/1429 RIFF-RAFF CREW 35/46
COLLUSION UNLIMITED 84/1427 ANYWAYUSLICEIT 56/815
2 DEAD WE SUC 32/1336 289 240 2 54.6 12 G.O.L.F. 17/1410 29 44 1 39.7
SUPERIOR FORCES 40/1344 13-HOUSE JHEREG 35/110 34 57 0 37.4
3 WENSINWASIN 43/1023 19 16 0 54.3 ALMOST EXACTLY 29/45
4 POSSE 65/1266 41 35 0 53.9 TAKE THE FIFTH 13/83
POSSE 77/1419 14 THE BONDS 49/774 951 2087 14 31.3
BLOODSWORN 15/1426 BAD APPLES 56/916
DEATH PENALTY 33/1267 THE FAMILY 43/772
BLACK COLOSSUS 11/1434 MIDDLE WAY 17/1058
BLACK COLOSSUS 84/1432 SWEET MAGIC 12/717
5 BLOOD TITAN 82/1347 391 342 9 53.3 GREENWARDENS 15/770
6 CASTAWAYS 7/1301 1005 919 10 52.2 FAVORITE GUYS 61/863
DARKLINGS 74/1160 PUNNY AMINALS 16/708
7 MOMENT OF SI 2/1436 2 2 0 50.0 SAND DANCERS 76/1185
8 GWAR 70/691 510 546 8 48.3 SAND DANCERS 78/1212
GWAR 77/1235 CARDOW HUNTERS 29/1277
GWAR 82/1422 HOMICIDAL MANIACS 1/1022
D.R.I. 21/1416 CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/1104
FEAR FACTORY 61/632 CHAN CHI MONASTERY 53/1103
WHO DA MAN? 12/1414 CHAN CHI MONASTERY 65/1131
FEAR FACTORY 82/1420
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Lord-Marshall
Well hello there again, Free Blades!
I missed last time and don't have much time this week, but I figured I'd check
in with the warriors and managers of our fine arena.
I am currently working on the menu for the Free Blades contingent of warriors on
their way to the tournament. Troops fight only as well as they are fed, and I wanted
to make sure our team fights well!
So here we go...
- SHRIMP MARINARA- SAUTEED WITH HOT PEPPERS AND MARINARA SAUCE
- ESCAROLA & SAUSAGE- SAUTEED WITH GARLIC & HOT PEPPERS TOPPED WITH MARINARA SAUCE
- CLAMS CASINO-LITTLENECK CLAMS BAKED WITH BACON & PIMENTO
- PRINCE EDWARD MUSSELS SAUTEED WITH GARLIC & FRESH HERBS SERVED WITH CROSTINI
- CALAMARI MEDITERRANIO- BABY SQUID SIMMERED WITH ONION, CAPERS IN MARINARA SAUCE
- GNOCCHI DI PATATE- FRESHLY MADE POTATO GNOCCHI SERVED WITH FILETTO POMODORO SAUCE
- RAVIOLI DI VEGETALE- ZUCCHINI, SWEET PEPPERS, CARROTS, ONIONS ENCASED IN FRESH
PASTA WITH MARINARA SAUCE
- AGNOLOTTI RIPIENO- LARGE TRIANGLE RAVIOLI FILLED WITH CHEESE & SWISS CHARD TOPPED
WITH PORTOBELLO MUSHROOMS AND MARINARA SAUCE
- SPAGHETTINI AL FILETTO DI POMODORO- FINE HAND CUT PASTA WITH FILETTO SAUCE
- MANICOTTI TRE FORMAGGI- RICOTTA, MOZZARELLA, PARMIGIANO CHEESES IN FRESH PASTA
SHEETS AND BAKED IN OUR DELICIOUS SAUCE
- LINGUINE CARBONARA- MADE WITH PANCETTA, PEAS, SWEET ONIONS IN A VELVETY CREAM SAUCE
- FETTUCCINE BOLOGNESE SAUCE- WIDE HAND CUT FRESH PASTA WITH OUR CLASSIC MEAT SAUCE
- SHRIMP & SCALLOPS LIVORNESE- SHRIMP & SCALLOPS SAUTEED WITH CAPERS, SWEET ONIONS,
GARLIC TOSSED WITH MARINARA AND LINGUINE
- CLAMS & MUSSELS FRA DIAVOLO- FRESH MUSSELS & BABY CLAMS SAUTEED WITH GARLIC,
RED PEPPER FLAKES, MARINARA SAUCE SERVED OVER LINGUINE
- CLAMS OVER LINGUINE- WHOLE & BABY CLAMS SAUTEED WITH OLIVE OIL, GARLIC OVER
LINGUINE
- NORTH ATLANTIC SALMON- PAN SEARED SALMON FINISHED WITH LEMON HERB SAUCE
- FILLET OF SOLE- FLOURED, LIGHTLY DIPPED IN EGG, SAUTEED WITH BUTTER LEMON SAUCE
- SEAFOOD RISOTTO- ARBORIO RICE WITH SAUTEED SHRIMP, SCALLOPS, MUSSELS FLAVORED WITH
SAFFRON AND PARMIGIANO CHEESE
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Greetings, warriors of FREE BLADES! Once again I've been called out of
retirement for my abilities and insights into Spyreporting. What's with NORM? It
actually beat DEVIL ADVOCATES' BILL P. GORE, and walked away with 51 more points from
the fight. Major screwup at FEAR FACTORY. CANNIBAL CORPSE lost 41 points to CRAZY
IVAN. Some new strategies, perhaps? Maybe CANNIBAL CORPSE will provide more easy
wins... I can barely restrain my enthusiam for DEVIL ADVOCATES' outstanding member,
Duelmaster TRUST BUSTER 1. Advice to fighters with a 1 will--give up fighting!
If at first you don't succeed, avoid. That'll get you in the Spyreports. How
well I know the feeling of being in the most avoided team! Don't fall out of
practive, FEAR FACTORY! Management must be dealin', as the boys at DEVIL ADVOCATES
ain't reelin'! FEAR FACTORY's mad! What do people see in MAYLA TYL CRENA? Hers
49-43-0? FEAR FACTORY III ain't talkin', but she's got 203 points. Fighting is a
better craft than farming, RAVEN EYES, but you have to pay your dues. Being
challenged by TRUST BUSTER 1, 97 points above you, is dues. I have to get this off
my chest. What a low dog, TRUST BUSTER 1! He can't set himself up in a real match.
I was sorry to see RAVEN EYES lose. Maybe HELL FROZEN OVER's FLYING PIG is one of
those guys who likes pain, or something. That's what he'll get next week, after
challenging up 37 to SLEEPWALKER. FLYING PIG overcame SLEEPWALKER (FLYING PIG
getting 25 points, too!)--Ooh baby! Now dat I likes! I hate going to the effort of
writing about the kind of fights that DESPERADO gets in. He fights people like MAYLA
TYL CRENA, 13 points below. I thought DESPERADO showed great skill and promise when
he beat MAYLA TYL CRENA. All right, so I slept through it! Big deal!
There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit. Do you want the fighters
to walk away, or not? How long have I been here? I got people to see, places to
go...
Well, I'm pretty much through. You guys need to get back practicing. The end
of another Spyreport! That's cause for celebration in my book! I don't want to
overstay my welcome...-- Olaf Modeen
LORD-MARSHALL W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TRUST BUSTER 1 32-5443 49 8 351 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298) ARVAT
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KHORA THE SMALL 78-519 156 148 4 327 SAND DANCERS (1212) LIN TIRIAN
JERK O'LANTERN 33-7742 45 20 1 268 HALLOWIENERS (1391) NIATOLI ISLAND
NOREASTER 35-3896 96 39 2 247 DIRT DEVILS (1246) MURSKA
DESPERADO 77-2459 57 27 2 247 POSSE (1419) MAZGOURRAH
WHIFF 3-7295 35 18 1 244 LEGIONS' OF HELL (1403) OSKSI
RIDDLER 61-1856 92 68 1 240 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
MARTIN BLANK 82-28434 95 30 1 234 BLOOD TITANS (1347) DWES EG
SHADOW 84-26165 30 16 231 LORDS OF DARKNESS (1408) BLACKSTONE
RETROVIRUS 70-6086 70 43 230 FEAR FACTORY IV (713) SENTERN
THE LION KING 35-4124 44 21 230 IN THE JUNGLE (1367) MURSKA
WAILIN' VAN HALEN 35-845 41 34 1 227 RIFF-RAFF CREW (46) MURSKA
PUNGENT STENCH 61-2458 65 43 2 223 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
LOSING IS FUN 12-6330 41 28 1 221 WHO DA MAN? (1414) RIZTAB
THE SALAMINIZER 65-1413 34 30 1 219 KILLER TUNES (1116) DAL SHANG
MOONJUMPER 16-3062 76 109 1 213 PUNNY AMINALS (708) WILLAF
REPUGNANT 97-3677 56 34 4 211 SONS OF SATAN (1371) SHADOW GROVE
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SEKHAT 7-2251 81 134 4 210 CASTAWAYS (1301) BONSUR
GEARFRIED 43-4270 36 18 210 WENSINWASIN (1023) VEASTIAN
ZOMBIE RAGE 84-15614 24 13 210 WIDE WORLD OF... (1370) BLACKSTONE
DONKEY HOTAY 19-5187 50 21 1 209 MAN OR BEAST? (1386) ZUWAYZA
ABSOLUTION 32-5301 64 20 3 207 ANGELS OF PAIN (1241) ARVAT
-SEGUE 13-5394 56 27 205 THE DEVIL'S OWN (1389) DULLENS
PAM DEMONIUM 32-5551 39 28 1 205 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298) ARVAT
MORTIFICATION 61-2333 66 58 4 204 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129 64 67 2 204 GWAR (1235) MAZGOURRAH
GUILLOTINE 12-6588 30 13 2 204 BLADES OF TERROR (1406) RIZTAB
TIA MATTE 32-5321 56 38 203 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298) ARVAT
MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113 49 43 203 FEAR FACTORY III (1421) DWES EG
HEADLESS NORSEMAN 33-7758 47 30 1 203 HALLOWIENERS (1391) NIATOLI ISLAND
NEWT ROCKNE 19-5179 31 10 1 202 MAN OR BEAST? (1386) ZUWAYZA
RAVEN EYES 12-2709 85 100 200 SWEET MAGIC (717) RIZTAB
SERGE 32-3549 70 102 200 ASSORTED (578) ARVAT
SAINTS 11-6248 34 16 199 BLACK COLOSSUS (1434) ARUAK CITY
DIJANNA 76-1992 49 57 1 198 SAND DANCERS (1185) SIMTAKKA
COREY THE MOOSE 84-19615 44 24 197 DRAFT DODGERS (1394) BLACKSTONE
THE SICKLY DWARF 84-24303 31 11 1 197 MILWAUKEE RULES (1409) BLACKSTONE
CONTROVERSY 64-3914 72 103 1 196 UNDER DURESS (743) KURUKAR
CEDAR 29-4319 40 62 2 196 CARDOW HUNTERS (1277) LAPUR
WILLY LIV 9-2930 44 29 2 195 THE MONGOLOIDS (48) ZUKAL
ROOSTER 65-1414 34 31 1 195 KILLER TUNES (1116) DAL SHANG
ARGUMENT 64-3915 81 94 194 UNDER DURESS (743) KURUKAR
MOUSE NOYLE 17-6252 60 94 194 MIDDLE WAY (1058) ALJAFIR
SUBTERFUGE 84-38420 22 4 193 COLLUSION UNLIMITED (1427) BLACKSTONE
-COUNTER OFFER 84-25636 32 13 191 VIKING LINGO (1405) BLACKSTONE
ACID BATH 33-7373 32 16 1 190 DEATH PENALTY (1267) NIATOLI ISLAND
REAGANOMICS 21-6182 36 27 1 189 D.R.I. (1416) SUNSET
FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125 62 70 2 188 GWAR (1235) MAZGOURRAH
-JACK FLASH 29-107 41 35 188 ALMOST EXACTLY (45) LAPUR
BACARDI LIMON 12-5509 24 25 187 BLACKED OUT ON... (1275) RIZTAB
PROPANE TORCH 61-2524 51 53 1 186 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
NINE INCH NAIL 61-2273 48 50 4 185 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
REVANENT 15-4770 31 22 2 185 BLOODSWORN (1426) MALCORN
FRASIER 47-6224 30 29 183 CHEERS (1425) NORTH FORK
WISHI HADA CLUE 9-787 49 45 1 181 THE MONGOLOIDS (48) ZUKAL
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LUCK DEVIL 15-5162 35 27 1 181 THE DEVIL'S OWN (1398) MALCORN
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CROUCHING HAMSTER 21-6184 38 38 1 179 D.R.I. (1416) SUNSET
MANIPULATOR 64-3490 58 136 6 177 UNDER DURESS (743) KURUKAR
THE SHADOW 61-2742 40 64 177 FAVORITE GUYS (863) JURINE
-PYG 98-1120 17 14 4 174 BLOOD IRON (1274) SYVYN'S HILL
MURDEROUS MALNO 78-1589 40 77 172 SAND DANCERS (1212) LIN TIRIAN
XARA 78-2254 29 22 172 SAND DANCERS (1212) LIN TIRIAN
TREEFROG 15-4177 45 84 170 GREENWARDENS (770) MALCORN
LASH LARUE 43-3806 43 37 168 THE FAMILY (772) VEASTIAN
NORM 47-6227 26 32 2 168 CHEERS (1425) NORTH FORK
-PAUL 47-6861 22 9 2 157 CHEERS (1425) NORTH FORK
BELA LUGOSI 40-4114 32 29 1 154 SUPERIOR FORCES (1344) ZENSU
APOCALYPSE 32-5711 25 7 1 154 ANGELS OF PAIN (1241) ARVAT
WHITE LION 35-859 41 32 153 RIFF-RAFF CREW (46) MURSKA
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SCOVELLIE 53-6579 35 40 2 149 CHAN CHI MONASTERY (1103) KHALHUMS
FLYING HELLFISH 82-7132 19 8 1 147 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1435) DWES EG
FLYING PIG 41-4605 27 6 142 HELL FROZEN OVER (1428) KATI-TEI
-EASY FEET 29-1416 21 16 1 141 ALMOST EXACTLY (45) LAPUR
CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373 43 59 4 139 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
SLEEPWALKER 74-2843 88 159 2 138 DARKLINGS (1160) DAYLA KIV
BILL P. GORE 32-5114 33 7 1 134 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298) ARVAT
SAVORY 32-4143 71 77 1 132 DEAD WE SUCK (1336) ARVAT
JONATHANNIE 56-3747 28 22 125 BAD APPLES (916) ROCANIS
-TECKLA KING 35-786 30 16 1 121 HOUSE JHEREG (110) MURSKA
VARINA FIREHAIR 78-1404 33 47 120 SAND DANCERS (1212) LIN TIRIAN
HALLAM 76-2369 27 48 118 SAND DANCERS (1185) SIMTAKKA
PING 17-3787 25 15 1 114 G.O.L.F. (1410) ALJAFIR
VEXTHORNE 84-7044 17 5 1 107 BLACK COLOSSUS (1432) BLACKSTONE
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-CLAYTON LONETREE 13-797 20 13 95 TAKE THE FIFTH (83) DULLENS
CARLA 47-6225 32 26 1 92 CHEERS (1425) NORTH FORK
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-WELOK THE BLADE 35-1406 23 16 77 HOUSE JHEREG (110) MURSKA
-DONNA RICE 13-795 22 10 2 77 TAKE THE FIFTH (83) DULLENS
-ERNIE BIRDSLAYER 29-1497 25 20 73 ALMOST EXACTLY (45) LAPUR
PETER BOND 49-3089 31 47 72 THE BONDS (774) VITHICAR
SIR BUBBA THE BOLD 15-5249 19 3 2 72 THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429) MALCORN
-KIERA 35-1646 20 14 1 71 HOUSE JHEREG (110) MURSKA
BLASPHEMY 32-5332 10 1 1 68 ANGELS OF PAIN (1241) ARVAT
-ISSOLAN SMILE 35-1497 19 16 2 57 HOUSE JHEREG (110) MURSKA
SANDY 1-6821 24 65 1 55 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (1022) MORDANT
BLACK DOMINO 58-6062 32 28 1 45 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1104) DELARQ TOR
LANI TYL KOGAN 65-2804 36 40 1 42 CHAN CHI MONASTERY (1131) DAL SHANG
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Okay, you guys, it looks like the Commission clerks are just being run off
their feet or into the ground or something. I don't think that the fight
stuff will be coming in time for me to DO anything with it, you know? So
I'm sending the newsletter in without it. Next time, maybe it will be better.
The time after that, just as bad as this one. -- Debby Tonte
Nine Inch Nail -- Sorry about the down challenge. All part of my plan to fall far
enough in the rankings to become competitive. Based on our fight, I'd say I'm
*almost* there. -- White Lion
Mouse Noyle -- No! No! No! I was supposed to *LOSE!* that fight. Ugh... I can't do
anything right. I need to be a Grand Challenger Champion like I need a hole in the
head. -- Wailin' Van Halen
Jorja -- Nine arenas in one day? Blame it on management! Unless you're management,
then just state "Supply and Demand," and nod knowingly. -- Riff-Raff
Cannibal Corpse -- As if just being a cannibal weren't bad enough. -- Slice Construct
Vexthorne -- And THAT is why I'm off to Home Guard. -- Suicide King
Flame Spider -- In order for me to riposte, I have to let you swing, right? Screw
that! Too chancy. -- Fezzik
Noreaster -- That was a smart challenge. My style doesn't do well against yours, and
I have fewer wins than you. Well done. -- Sekhat
Manipulator -- Oh, no. What a bad match. I'm not sorry that I won, but I hope
you're feeling better now. -- Nightcap
Treefrog -- I was worried when I saw you. You did some spectacular evading, too.
Good fight. -- Sandman
Agent of Brutality -- Nice learns! You know, you should try and get a gender. I
heard they're handing those out at the Commission office. Gender is fun. --
Sleepwalker
We didn't think we'd have a chance to do personals for this newsletter. We spent
most of yesterday pigging out on turkey, which sounds weird when you look at it, and
pumpkin pie, and we had NO energy to write anything. But then Jorja came around and
said we could have until the Commission clerks cleared today's fights, so we buckled
down to it. Actually, no buckles were involved. Where do these figures of speech
come from, anyway?
Serge put his hand in a forbidden place. That is not something I tolerate. -- Khora
the Small
P.S. And he's getting off easily, too. We fox women have special abilities.
Ernie Birdslayer -- I AM NOT A BIRD! Get it through your head. -- Lani tyl Kogan
Bacardi Limon -- If *I* had an umbrella handy, I'd have POKED you with it. In a
place you would not have liked. -- Jonatannie
Counter Offer -- Or how about a couch? I could use a good couch about now. -- Xara
Repugnant -- I know. I can tell these things. You truly are repugnant. -- The
Shadow
Absolution -- Never ask a raven for that. We don't deal in absolution. -- Raven Eyes
P.S. Go to a dove.
Wailin' Van Halen -- You make my ears hurt and my head ache. -- Mouse Noyle
Desperado -- I can't think of anything to say, either. -- Dijanna
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DESPERADO viciously subdued MAYLA TYL CRENA in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
THE LION KING outlasted MORTIFICATION in a exciting 8 minute Challenge melee.
TIA MATTE was narrowly defeated by RETROVIRUS in a 3 minute Challenge duel.
NOREASTER overpowered KNUCKLE JAW in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
TRUST BUSTER 1 devastated RAVEN EYES in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge Title duel.
LUCK DEVIL slimly lost to MOUSE NOYLE in a popular 3 minute Challenge competition.
THE SICKLY DWARF was vanquished by PUNGENT STENCH in a 2 minute uneven Challenge duel.
HEADLESS NORSEMAN vanquished PROPANE TORCH in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
ZOMBIE RAGE savagely defeated ACID BATH in a exciting 1 minute Challenge fight.
REPUGNANT overpowered CONTROVERSY in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
ABSOLUTION devastated CEDAR in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
NEWT ROCKNE demolished WISHI HADA CLUE in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge match.
PAM DEMONIUM overcame DIJANNA in a popular 4 minute gruesome Challenge conflict.
DONKEY HOTAY overpowered REAGANOMICS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge struggle.
APOCALYPSE was devastated by NINE INCH NAIL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
SUBTERFUGE overpowered XARA in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
FLYING PIG beat SLEEPWALKER in a popular 3 minute Challenge match.
KHORA THE SMALL handily defeated FLATTUS MAXIMUS in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
GUILLOTINE lost to RIDDLER in a popular 4 minute gruesome match.
GEARFRIED slimly lost to MARTIN BLANK in a crowd pleasing 3 minute fray.
LOSING IS FUN defeated ROOSTER in a popular 1 minute match.
COREY THE MOOSE was defeated by THE SALAMINIZER in a 2 minute duel.
WHIFF savagely defeated SAINTS in a action packed 2 minute gory fight.
SHADOW overpowered ROBIN OF SHEW-WOOD in a exciting 1 minute gruesome uneven match.
WAILIN' VAN HALEN handily defeated T-TOTALLER in a exciting 1 minute uneven bout.
JERK O'LANTERN handily defeated FRASIER in a popular 2 minute gory one-sided duel.
WILLY LIV vanquished MURDEROUS MALNO in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fray.
SERGE subdued TREEFROG in a popular 1 minute brutal fight.
SEKHAT overpowered THE SHADOW in a 1 minute uneven bout.
MANIPULATOR was narrowly defeated by REVANENT in a action packed 3 minute contest.
ARGUMENT was bested by MOONJUMPER in a 2 minute battle.
CANNIBAL CORPSE was demolished by CRAZY IVAN in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
CROUCHING HAMSTER handily defeated BELA LUGOSI in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
BACARDI LIMON overcame LASH LARUE in a 2 minute gruesome match.
JONATHANNIE was overpowered by FLYING HELLFISH in a 2 minute gory uneven bout.
BILL P. GORE was handily defeated by NORM in a 1 minute mismatched match.
VARINA FIREHAIR was vanquished by WHITE LION in a 1 minute one-sided match.
HALLAM was subdued by SAVORY in a 2 minute duel.
PING was unbelievably bested by SCOVELLIE in a 2 minute struggle.
VEXTHORNE demolished DA'MEON in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
PETER BOND was handily defeated by DOCTOR OF STYLE in a 2 minute mismatched fight.
LANI TYL KOGAN was handily defeated by SHEET WITH EYES in a 1 minute mismatched melee.
BLACK DOMINO was demolished by BLASPHEMY in a exciting 1 minute gory one-sided match.
CARLA vanquished BITTER ALMOND in a action packed 2 minute gory one-sided bout.
SIR BUBBA THE BOLD handily defeated SANDY in a exciting 1 minute one-sided duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 22 PARRY-LUNGE 23 - 11 - 0 68 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 18 TOTAL PARRY 50 - 35 - 1 59 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 9 AIMED BLOW 145 - 107 - 0 58 |
|WALL OF STEEL 9 LUNGING ATTACK 107 - 90 - 2 54 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 PARRY-STRIKE 24 - 25 - 0 49 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 7 SLASHING ATTACK 39 - 42 - 1 48 |
|TOTAL PARRY 6 STRIKING ATTACK 51 - 60 - 1 46 |
|BASHING ATTACK 6 BASHING ATTACK 37 - 44 - 2 46 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 38 - 56 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 WALL OF STEEL 42 - 74 - 0 36 |
Turn 651 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 2 4 AIMED BLOW
LUNGING ATTACK 12 - 6 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 5 2 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 6 - 3 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 5 1 BASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 5 - 4 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 5 1 SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 12 - 10 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 3 1 PARRY-STRIKE
1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW TRUST BUSTER 1 32-5443 49 8 0 351 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)
BASHING ATTACK KHORA THE SMALL 78-519 156 148 4 327 SAND DANCERS (1212)
LUNGING ATTACK JERK O'LANTERN 33-7742 45 20 1 268 HALLOWIENERS (1391)
SLASHING ATTACK DESPERADO 77-2459 57 27 2 247 POSSE (1419)
WALL OF STEEL RIDDLER 61-1856 92 68 1 240 FEAR FACTORY (632)
PARRY-STRIKE MARTIN BLANK 82-28434 95 30 1 234 BLOOD TITANS (1347)
TOTAL PARRY RETROVIRUS 70-6086 70 43 0 230 FEAR FACTORY IV (713)
STRIKING ATTACK LOSING IS FUN 12-6330 41 28 1 221 WHO DA MAN? (1414)
PARRY-RIPOSTE CEDAR 29-4319 40 62 2 196 CARDOW HUNTERS (1277)
PARRY-LUNGE REVANENT 15-4770 31 22 2 185 BLOODSWORN (1426)
The overall popularity leader is KHORA THE SMALL 78-519. The most popular warrior
this turn was THE LION KING 35-4124. The ten other most popular fighters were
SLEEPWALKER 74-2843, MORTIFICATION 61-2333, DIJANNA 76-1992, GUILLOTINE 12-6588, LUCK
DEVIL 15-5162, PAM DEMONIUM 32-5551, MARTIN BLANK 82-28434, DESPERADO 77-2459, NEWT
ROCKNE 19-5179, and MANIPULATOR 64-3490.
The least popular fighter this week was SANDY 1-6821. The other ten least popular
fighters were BLACK DOMINO 58-6062, DA'MEON 2-2710, BILL P. GORE 32-5114, CANNIBAL
CORPSE 61-2373, THE SHADOW 61-2742, TREEFROG 15-4177, REAGANOMICS 21-6182, CEDAR
29-4319, ACID BATH 33-7373, and LANI TYL KOGAN 65-2804.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 0 1 0 LAPUR(29) 0 1 0 JURINE(61) 3 4 0
NIANIA(2) 2 2 0 ARVAT(32) 6 3 0 KURUKAR(64) 0 3 0
OSKSI(3) 1 0 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 3 1 0 DAL SHANG(65) 1 2 0
BONSUR(7) 1 0 0 MURSKA(35) 4 0 0 SENTERN(70) 1 0 0
ZUKAL(9) 1 1 0 ZENSU(40) 0 1 0 DAYLA KIV(74) 0 1 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 0 1 0 KATI-TEI(41) 1 0 0 SIMTAKKA(76) 0 2 0
RIZTAB(12) 2 2 0 VEASTIAN(43) 0 2 0 MAZGOURRAH(77) 1 2 0
MALCORN(15) 2 2 0 NORTH FORK(47) 2 1 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 1 3 0
WILLAF(16) 1 0 0 VITHICAR(49) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 2 1 0
ALJAFIR(17) 1 1 0 KHALHUMS(53) 1 0 0 BLACKSTONE(84) 4 2 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 2 0 0 ROCANIS(56) 0 1 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 1 0 0
SUNSET(21) 1 1 0 DELARQ TOR(58) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SANDY 1-6821 24 65 1 55 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (1022) MORDANT
WHIFF 3-7295 35 18 1 244 LEGIONS' OF HELL (1403) OSKSI
SEKHAT 7-2251 81 134 4 210 CASTAWAYS (1301) BONSUR
WILLY LIV 9-2930 44 29 2 195 THE MONGOLOIDS (48) ZUKAL
SAINTS 11-6248 34 16 0 199 BLACK COLOSSUS (1434) ARUAK CITY
LOSING IS FUN 12-6330 41 28 1 221 WHO DA MAN? (1414) RIZTAB
REVANENT 15-4770 31 22 2 185 BLOODSWORN (1426) MALCORN
MOONJUMPER 16-3062 76 109 1 213 PUNNY AMINALS (708) WILLAF
MOUSE NOYLE 17-6252 60 94 0 194 MIDDLE WAY (1058) ALJAFIR
DONKEY HOTAY 19-5187 50 21 1 209 MAN OR BEAST? (1386) ZUWAYZA
REAGANOMICS 21-6182 36 27 1 189 D.R.I. (1416) SUNSET
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CEDAR 29-4319 40 62 2 196 CARDOW HUNTERS (1277) LAPUR
TRUST BUSTER 1 32-5443 49 8 0 351 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298) ARVAT
JERK O'LANTERN 33-7742 45 20 1 268 HALLOWIENERS (1391) NIATOLI ISLAND
NOREASTER 35-3896 96 39 2 247 DIRT DEVILS (1246) MURSKA
BELA LUGOSI 40-4114 32 29 1 154 SUPERIOR FORCES (1344) ZENSU
FLYING PIG 41-4605 27 6 0 142 HELL FROZEN OVER (1428) KATI-TEI
GEARFRIED 43-4270 36 18 0 210 WENSINWASIN (1023) VEASTIAN
FRASIER 47-6224 30 29 0 183 CHEERS (1425) NORTH FORK
PETER BOND 49-3089 31 47 0 72 THE BONDS (774) VITHICAR
SCOVELLIE 53-6579 35 40 2 149 CHAN CHI MONASTERY (1103) KHALHUMS
JONATHANNIE 56-3747 28 22 0 125 BAD APPLES (916) ROCANIS
BLACK DOMINO 58-6062 32 28 1 45 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1104) DELARQ TOR
RIDDLER 61-1856 92 68 1 240 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
CONTROVERSY 64-3914 72 103 1 196 UNDER DURESS (743) KURUKAR
THE SALAMINIZER 65-1413 34 30 1 219 KILLER TUNES (1116) DAL SHANG
RETROVIRUS 70-6086 70 43 0 230 FEAR FACTORY IV (713) SENTERN
SLEEPWALKER 74-2843 88 159 2 138 DARKLINGS (1160) DAYLA KIV
DIJANNA 76-1992 49 57 1 198 SAND DANCERS (1185) SIMTAKKA
DESPERADO 77-2459 57 27 2 247 POSSE (1419) MAZGOURRAH
KHORA THE SMALL 78-519 156 148 4 327 SAND DANCERS (1212) LIN TIRIAN
MARTIN BLANK 82-28434 95 30 1 234 BLOOD TITANS (1347) DWES EG
SHADOW 84-26165 30 16 0 231 LORDS OF DARKNESS (1408) BLACKSTONE
REPUGNANT 97-3677 56 34 4 211 SONS OF SATAN (1371) SHADOW GROVE
* * * * * MEMO * * * * *
From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To: All Managers
In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately. Managers may
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission. Each warrior may have
up to 15 favorite sayings. Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch,
Victory and may be up to 80 characters long. For any questions, please contact the
Gladiatorial Commission.