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Date : 12/25/2014 Duedate: 01/07/2015
FREE BLADES ARENA
DM 103 TURN 653
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1-THE MOTHERS 19/1078 220 111 1 66.5 FEAR FACTORY III 82/1421
THE MOTHERSHIP CE 65/1401 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS 82/1435
2 DIRT DEVILS 35/1246 2427 1389 20 63.6 9 CHEERS 47/1425 196 246 1 44.3
HALLOWIENERS 33/1391 BLOOD IRON 98/1274
DRAFT DODGERS 84/1394 THE MONGOLOIDS 9/48
IN THE JUNGLE 35/1367 KILLER TUNES 65/1116
MAN OR BEAST? 19/1386 BLACKED OUT ON... 12/1275
SONS OF SATAN 97/1371 10 ASSORTED 32/578 1030 1393 15 42.5
ANGELS OF PAIN 32/1241 UNDER DURESS 64/743
DEVIL ADVOCATES 32/298 11 RIFF-RAFF CRE 35/46 61 84 1 42.1
LEGIONS' OF HELL 3/1403 12 HAWKMOON 10/1441 5 7 0 41.7
MILWAUKEE RULES 84/1409 IRON WILL 5 63/1439
THE DEVIL'S OWN 15/1398 CLASSICS 1.0 38/1438
BLADES OF TERROR 12/1406 MISCELLANEOUS 82/1440
HELL FROZEN OVER 41/1428 EPIC WRESTLING 21/1437
WIDE WORLD OF... 84/1370 MOMENT OF SILENCE 2/1436
LORDS OF DARKNESS 84/1408 MOMENT OF SILENCE 51/1442
THE GRAIL KNIGHTS 15/1429 13 G.O.L.F. 17/1410 30 45 1 40.0
COLLUSION UNLIMITED 84/1427 14 HOUSE JHEREG 35/110 36 60 0 37.5
POLITICALY INCORRECT 82/1443 ALMOST EXACTLY 29/45
3 DEAD WE SUC 32/1336 292 241 2 54.8 TAKE THE FIFTH 13/83
SUPERIOR FORCES 40/1344 15 THE BONDS 49/774 964 2112 14 31.3
4 POSSE 77/1419 47 39 0 54.7 BAD APPLES 56/916
BLOODSWORN 15/1426 THE FAMILY 43/772
DEATH PENALTY 33/1267 MIDDLE WAY 17/1058
BLACK COLOSSUS 11/1434 SWEET MAGIC 12/717
BLACK COLOSSUS 84/1432 GREENWARDENS 15/770
5 WENSINWASIN 43/1023 20 17 0 54.1 FAVORITE GUYS 61/863
6 BLOOD TITAN 82/1347 393 342 9 53.5 PUNNY AMINALS 16/708
7 CASTAWAYS 7/1301 1008 920 10 52.3 SAND DANCERS 76/1185
DARKLINGS 74/1160 SAND DANCERS 78/1212
8 GWAR 77/1235 524 561 8 48.3 CARDOW HUNTERS 29/1277
D.R.I. 21/1416 HOMICIDAL MANIACS 1/1022
FEAR FACTORY 61/632 CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/1104
WHO DA MAN? 12/1414 CHAN CHI MONASTERY 53/1103
FEAR FACTORY IV 70/713 CHAN CHI MONASTERY 65/1131
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Okay, okay, let's see what we've got here besides turkey overload and pumpkin
pie in the hair. It was a good party, but it's over and now we have to go back to
work. Oh, well.
Significant point movements (as noted by Alarond, who was really getting into
those brandied pairs!) (Yes, I know the fruit is spelled p e a r. Not the same.):
Wailin' Van Halen up 53. Manipulator down 24. Different fights.
Hmm. *I* asked a basher once, and *he* told me that a green quarterstaff
doesn't last any longer than some other color. In case you wanted to know.
Fear Factory was avoided by Devil Advocates. They do that a lot. Pyg got the
most challenges.
And all together, we had forty-nine fights, seventeen challenges, two standbys
(ONLY two!), and one death.
So...
SIR BUBBA THE BOLD (15-5249) (20-3-2,74) of THE GRAIL KNIGHTS fought DOCTOR OF
STYLE (2-3025) (18-12-3,74) of MOMENT OF SILENCE. SIR BUBBA THE BOLD devastated
DOCTOR OF STYLE in a 1 minute one-sided bout. Maybe somebody needs to work on the
Doctor's style?
ERNIE BIRDSLAYER (29-1497) (25-20-0,73) of ALMOST EXACTLY fought BITTER ALMOND
(103-41) (14-16-4,50) of the College of Mimes. ERNIE BIRDSLAYER overpowered BITTER
ALMOND in an exciting 1 minute one-sided brawl. This is why Almond is bitter.
BLASPHEMY (32-5332) (11-1-1,76) of ANGELS OF PAIN fought METER MAIDEN (29-1369)
(19-13-1,71) of ALMOST EXACTLY. BLASPHEMY devastated METER MAIDEN in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle. I always thought a meter was two short. More
like a meter and a half: tall enough not to get stepped on, short enough so guys can
feel protective, you know?
Oh, gods, there's a FLY in here! I wonder if I can trick it into going back
outside, even though it's dark and cold out?
PETER BOND (49-3089) (31-48-0,69) of THE BONDS fought DA'MEON (2-2710) (23-18-
1,84) of MOMENT OF SILENCE. PETER BOND was viciously subdued by DA'MEON in a crowd
pleasing 2 minute contest. Some people just were never meant to be gladiators, and I
bet you Pete is one of 'em.
BLACK DOMINO (58-6062) (32-29-1,45) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES fought SHEET WITH EYES
(33-7740) (15-3-0,59) of HALLOWIENERS. BLACK DOMINO was demolished by SHEET WITH
EYES in a 1 minute one-sided fight. Black and white, very dramatic.
LANI TYL KOGAN (65-2804) (36-41-1,49) of CHAN CHI MONASTERY fought KIERA (35-
1646) (20-14-1,71) of HOUSE JHEREG. LANI TYL KOGAN demolished KIERA in an exciting 1
minute brutal mismatched match. This is almost a surprise, because of their ranks,
but not entirely, because of their experience. This kind of thing always confuses
me. How do the Bookies do it?
CLAYTON LONETREE (13-797) (20-13-0,95) of TAKE THE FIFTH fought SANDY (1-6821)
(24-66-1,51) of HOMICIDAL MANIACS. CLAYTON LONETREE overpowered SANDY in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray. Well, *I* think Clayton and better take the sixth,
too. Just in case.
VARINA FIREHAIR (78-1404) (33-48-0,124) of SAND DANCERS fought BELA LUGOSI (40-
4114) (32-30-1,142) of SUPERIOR FORCES. VARINA FIREHAIR was overpowered by BELA
LUGOSI in a 1 minute one-sided duel. Didn't Bela used to be on some other team? Men
of a Thousand Faces, or something like that.
XARA (78-2254) (30-22-0,174) of SAND DANCERS fought CANNIBAL CORPSE (61-2373)
(43-60-4,137) of FEAR FACTORY. XARA beat CANNIBAL CORPSE in an exciting 1 minute
fight. And THEN, she made him eat himself! Gross.
NEWT ROCKNE (19-5179) (31-11-1,175) of MAN OR BEAST? fought SAVORY (32-4143)
(72-77-1,156) of DEAD WE SUCK. NEWT ROCKNE was overcome by SAVORY in an exciting 1
minute conflict. Looks like Savory might be headed for a winning record!
Whodathunkit?
SCOVELLIE (53-6579) (36-40-2,151) of CHAN CHI MONASTERY fought PING (17-3787)
(25-16-1,125) of G.O.L.F.. SCOVELLIE was savagely defeated by PING in an exciting 1
minute bloody brawl. Probably not paying attention.
MANIPULATOR (64-3490) (58-137-6,178) of UNDER DURESS fought FLYING HELLFISH (82-
7132) (19-9-1,144) of CARNIVAL OF CHAOS. MANIPULATOR was demolished by FLYING
HELLFISH in a 1 minute uneven conflict. This is why Manipulator dropped in the
rankings.
ARGUMENT (64-3915) (82-94-0,203) of UNDER DURESS fought FRASIER (47-6224) (30-
30-0,177) of CHEERS. ARGUMENT demolished FRASIER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven
duel. Nothing like an argument with a sword in hand, is there?
LOSING IS FUN (12-6330) (41-29-1,198) of WHO DA MAN? fought LUCK DEVIL (15-5162)
(35-28-1,190) of THE DEVIL'S OWN. LOSING IS FUN was demolished by LUCK DEVIL in an
exciting 1 minute uneven competition. It's always good to see a gladiator having FUN
in the arena.
KNUCKLE JAW (77-2129) (64-68-2,197) of GWAR fought TREEFROG (15-4177) (45-85-
0,169) of GREENWARDENS. KNUCKLE JAW overpowered TREEFROG in a crowd pleasing 1
minute one-sided duel. Well, you know, frogs.
KHORA THE SMALL (78-519) (156-149-4,210) of SAND DANCERS fought CROUCHING
HAMSTER (21-6184) (38-39-1,180) of D.R.I.. KHORA THE SMALL handily defeated
CROUCHING HAMSTER in a popular 1 minute uneven match. I've heard that foxes EAT
hamsters, so if I was him, I'd be running instead of crouching.
SUBTERFUGE (84-38420) (22-5-0,191) of COLLUSION UNLIMITED fought LASH LARUE (43-
3806) (43-38-0,171) of THE FAMILY. SUBTERFUGE handily defeated LASH LARUE in an
exciting 1 minute one-sided fight. I guess Lash doesn't do subterfuges. That's
okay, we can't have EVERYBODY being clever.
T-TOTALLER (2-2033) (23-18-2,186) of MOMENT OF SILENCE fought BACARDI LIMON (12-
5509) (24-26-0,179) of BLACKED OUT ON.... T-TOTALLER was demolished by BACARDI LIMON
in a 1 minute one-sided struggle. Really, T-T needs to go into training for this.
It isn't a natural aptitude or something.
PAM DEMONIUM (32-5551) (39-29-1,200) of DEVIL ADVOCATES fought THE SHADOW (61-
2742) (40-65-0,177) of FAVORITE GUYS. PAM DEMONIUM slimly won victory over THE
SHADOW in a crowd pleasing 4 minute fight. Ah, Pam may have WON, but the Shadow
KNOWS.
THE SICKLY DWARF (84-24303) (32-11-1,208) of MILWAUKEE RULES fought MARILYN
MANSON (61-1993) (47-42-2,171) of FEAR FACTORY. THE SICKLY DWARF overpowered MARILYN
MANSON in a 1 minute one-sided fray. Was she the one who wore a white skirt and
stood on a fan?
JERK O'LANTERN (33-7742) (46-20-1,279) of HALLOWIENERS fought ARUNDA ROCKTROLL
(103-35) (60-40-2,190) of the College of Mimes. JERK O'LANTERN savagely defeated
ARUNDA ROCKTROLL in an exciting 3 minute brutal fight. Second standby.
MARTIN BLANK (82-28434) (96-30-1,240) of BLOOD TITANS fought CRAZY IVAN (2-1954)
(26-22-5,187) of MOMENT OF SILENCE. MARTIN BLANK defeated CRAZY IVAN in an exciting
1 minute match. No surprise, Ivan isn't crazy ENOUGH.
RAVEN EYES (12-2709) (86-100-0,216) of SWEET MAGIC fought SERGE (32-3549) (70-
103-0,210) of ASSORTED. RAVEN EYES overpowered SERGE in an action packed 1 minute
uneven fight. And she assorted him right out.
HEADLESS NORSEMAN (33-7758) (48-30-1,221) of HALLOWIENERS fought MAYLA TYL CRENA
(82-7113) (50-43-0,217) of FEAR FACTORY III. HEADLESS NORSEMAN handily defeated
MAYLA TYL CRENA in a 1 minute mismatched bout. Sometimes it's an advantage to have
no head: people can't hit you there.
DIJANNA (76-1992) (50-57-1,219) of SAND DANCERS fought FLATTUS MAXIMUS (77-2125)
(63-70-2,194) of GWAR. DIJANNA was overpowered by FLATTUS MAXIMUS in a popular 1
minute uneven duel. These Mazgourrans are tricky.
MOONJUMPER (16-3062) (77-109-1,221) of PUNNY AMINALS fought REPUGNANT (97-3677)
(57-34-4,223) of SONS OF SATAN. MOONJUMPER defeated REPUGNANT in an action packed 1
minute match. Not the sort of guy you want hanging around your moon.
RIDDLER (61-1856) (93-68-1,247) of FEAR FACTORY fought COREY THE MOOSE (84-
19615) (44-25-0,187) of DRAFT DODGERS. RIDDLER beat COREY THE MOOSE in an action
packed 2 minute gory fight. Corey was just RIDDLED with gore and stuff. Mostly
stuff.
The challenges:
CARLA (47-6225) (33-26-1,100) of CHEERS challenged VEXTHORNE (84-7044) (17-6-
1,121) of BLACK COLOSSUS. Up 21. CARLA overpowered VEXTHORNE in a 1 minute uneven
Challenge fight. Poured beer on his head, she did.
APOCALYPSE (32-5711) (25-8-1,150) of ANGELS OF PAIN challenged JONATHANNIE (56-
3747) (29-22-0,161) of BAD APPLES. Up 11. APOCALYPSE handily defeated JONATHANNIE
in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest. You should listen to the apples,
Apocalypse, they sometimes have good warnings.
FLYING PIG (41-4605) (27-7-0,138) of HELL FROZEN OVER challenged SLEEPWALKER
(74-2843) (89-159-2,154) of DARKLINGS. FLYING PIG luckily beat SLEEPWALKER in an
action packed 2 minute Challenge bout. Well, if you call it luck. Might've been
something else, you know.
BILL P. GORE (32-5114) (33-8-1,123) of DEVIL ADVOCATES challenged HALLAM (76-
2369) (27-49-0,123) of SAND DANCERS. Straight across. BILL P. GORE devastated
HALLAM in an action packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout. You look at this Bill
guy, well, *I* look at him, and I think, "Why doesn't he run for office somewhere?
He'd be a natural."
NORM (47-6227) (26-33-2,163) of CHEERS challenged WHITE LION (35-859) (42-32-
0,174) of RIFF-RAFF CREW. Up 11. NORM was beaten by WHITE LION in a crowd pleasing
1 minute bloody Challenge fight. Gotta watch out for those lions, they bite!
WILLY LIV (9-2930) (44-30-2,180) of THE MONGOLOIDS challenged MURDEROUS MALNO
(78-1589) (41-77-0,183) of SAND DANCERS. Up 3. WILLY LIV subdued MURDEROUS MALNO in
an exciting 1 minute Challenge bout. Somebody else Malno doesn't get to kill.
PAUL (47-6861) (23-9-2,159) of CHEERS challenged REAGANOMICS (21-6182) (36-28-
1,171) of D.R.I.. Up 12. PAUL was viciously subdued by REAGANOMICS in a popular 2
minute Challenge brawl. The 'Gnomics are alwas vicious.
ACID BATH (33-7373) (33-16-1,196) of DEATH PENALTY challenged PYG (98-1120) (18-
14-4,189) of BLOOD IRON. Down 7. ACID BATH overcame PYG in a 2 minute bloody
Challenge bout. This is most-challenged Pyg.
GUILLOTINE (12-6588) (31-13-2,209) of BLADES OF TERROR challenged PROPANE TORCH
(61-2524) (52-53-1,210) of FEAR FACTORY. Up 1. GUILLOTINE was bested by PROPANE
TORCH in a 2 minute Challenge duel. Really, I don't see why.
SHADOW (84-26165) (30-17-0,203) of LORDS OF DARKNESS challenged PUNGENT STENCH
(61-2458) (65-44-2,202) of FEAR FACTORY. Down 1. SHADOW was viciously subdued by
PUNGENT STENCH in a 3 minute Challenge fight. You get it pungent enough, a stench
will knock everything out.
The death: WAILIN' VAN HALEN (35-845) (41-35-1,188) of RIFF-RAFF CREW
challenged JACK FLASH (29-107) (41-35-0,188) of ALMOST EXACTLY. Straight across.
WAILIN' VAN HALEN savagely slew JACK FLASH in a popular 1 minute Challenge brawl.
About as even as it gets and no wonder Wailin' went bounding up the rankings.
ROOSTER (65-1414) (34-32-1,192) of KILLER TUNES challenged REVANENT (15-4770)
(32-22-2,193) of BLOODSWORN. Up 1. ROOSTER was viciously subdued by REVANENT in a 2
minute brutal Challenge contest. If I had a rooster making that noise when I wanted
to sleep late, *I* would viciously subdue him, too!
ZOMBIE RAGE (84-15614) (24-14-0,190) of WIDE WORLD OF... challenged NINE INCH
NAIL (61-2273) (48-51-4,186) of FEAR FACTORY. Down 4. ZOMBIE RAGE demolished NINE
INCH NAIL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match. Well, you know, why not?
Zombies don't feel fear, do they?
THE SALAMINIZER (65-1413) (34-31-1,204) of KILLER TUNES challenged GEARFRIED
(43-4270) (36-19-0,206) of WENSINWASIN. Up 2. THE SALAMINIZER was overcome by
GEARFRIED in a popular 1 minute Challenge bout. Fried gears with honey-mustard
sauce, delicious.
WISHI HADA CLUE (9-787) (50-45-1,188) of THE MONGOLOIDS challenged SAINTS (11-
6248) (34-17-0,199) of BLACK COLOSSUS. Up 11. WISHI HADA CLUE was vanquished by
SAINTS in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge duel. Wrong clue.
TIA MATTE (32-5321) (57-38-0,208) of DEVIL ADVOCATES challenged MOUSE NOYLE (17-
6252) (61-94-0,209) of MIDDLE WAY. Up 1. TIA MATTE vanquished MOUSE NOYLE in an
action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge duel. And I can see the, like, magic of the
Isle working on Noyle, too, just like it has on Treefrog. Is that a TAIL?
WHIFF (3-7295) (35-19-1,191) of LEGIONS' OF HELL challenged CEDAR (29-4319) (40-
63-2,191) of CARDOW HUNTERS. Straight across. WHIFF overcame CEDAR in an action
packed 1 minute Challenge fight. You know, I'm running out of things to say. I
*knew* there was a reason I wasn't doing all the fights! I'll probably have to cut
back again next year.
THE LION KING (35-4124) (45-21-0,240) of IN THE JUNGLE challenged SEKHAT (7-
2251) (82-134-4,230) of CASTAWAYS. Down 10. THE LION KING was defeated by SEKHAT in
an exciting 3 minute bloody Challenge struggle. Cats. They do this stuff.
ABSOLUTION (32-5301) (65-20-3,224) of ANGELS OF PAIN challenged MORTIFICATION
(61-2333) (67-58-4,221) of FEAR FACTORY. Down 3. ABSOLUTION overpowered
MORTIFICATION in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge match. Probably some sort of match
made in purgatory.
DONKEY HOTAY (19-5187) (51-21-1,214) of MAN OR BEAST? challenged CONTROVERSY
(64-3914) (73-103-1,213) of UNDER DURESS. Down 1. DONKEY HOTAY overpowered
CONTROVERSY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel. Donkey style combat, lots of
standing still and kicking.
NOREASTER (35-3896) (97-39-2,259) of DIRT DEVILS TV challenged DESPERADO (77-
2459) (58-27-2,265) of POSSE. Up 6. NOREASTER bested DESPERADO in a crowd pleasing
1 minute Challenge fight. Not desperate enough yet.
For the title:
TRUST BUSTER 1 (32-5443) (50-8-0,375) of DEVIL ADVOCATES challenged RETROVIRUS
(70-6086) (71-43-0,245) of FEAR FACTORY IV. Down lots and lost. TRUST BUSTER 1 was
vanquished by RETROVIRUS in a 1 minute Challenge Title battle. And it's a win for
Retrovirus, which means we congratulate him or her or it. Way to go.
And I still haven't caught that fly.
Debby T.
LORD-MARSHALL W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RETROVIRUS 70-6086 72 43 277 FEAR FACTORY IV (713) SENTERN
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JERK O'LANTERN 33-7742 47 20 1 294 HALLOWIENERS (1391) NIATOLI ISLAND
NOREASTER 35-3896 98 39 2 283 DIRT DEVILS (1246) MURSKA
RIDDLER 61-1856 94 68 1 262 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
SEKHAT 7-2251 83 134 4 250 CASTAWAYS (1301) BONSUR
MARTIN BLANK 82-28434 97 30 1 245 BLOOD TITANS (1347) DWES EG
ABSOLUTION 32-5301 66 20 3 242 ANGELS OF PAIN (1241) ARVAT
WAILIN' VAN HALEN 35-845 42 35 2 241 RIFF-RAFF CREW (46) MURSKA
MOONJUMPER 16-3062 78 109 1 239 PUNNY AMINALS (708) WILLAF
HEADLESS NORSEMAN 33-7758 49 30 1 236 HALLOWIENERS (1391) NIATOLI ISLAND
RAVEN EYES 12-2709 87 100 227 SWEET MAGIC (717) RIZTAB
PROPANE TORCH 61-2524 53 53 1 225 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
DONKEY HOTAY 19-5187 52 21 1 225 MAN OR BEAST? (1386) ZUWAYZA
TIA MATTE 32-5321 58 38 219 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298) ARVAT
PUNGENT STENCH 61-2458 66 44 2 217 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
KHORA THE SMALL 78-519 157 149 4 216 SAND DANCERS (1212) LIN TIRIAN
THE SICKLY DWARF 84-24303 33 11 1 215 MILWAUKEE RULES (1409) BLACKSTONE
GEARFRIED 43-4270 37 19 214 WENSINWASIN (1023) VEASTIAN
LUCK DEVIL 15-5162 36 28 1 213 THE DEVIL'S OWN (1398) MALCORN
SAINTS 11-6248 35 17 212 BLACK COLOSSUS (1434) ARUAK CITY
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DESPERADO 77-2459 58 28 2 210 POSSE (1419) MAZGOURRAH
ARGUMENT 64-3915 83 94 208 UNDER DURESS (743) KURUKAR
FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125 64 70 2 208 GWAR (1235) MAZGOURRAH
SHADOW 84-26165 30 18 204 LORDS OF DARKNESS (1408) BLACKSTONE
-HAPPY JACK 19-4086 42 32 2 203 THE MOTHERSHIP (1078) ZUWAYZA
MORTIFICATION 61-2333 67 59 4 202 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
PAM DEMONIUM 32-5551 40 29 1 202 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298) ARVAT
ACID BATH 33-7373 34 16 1 202 DEATH PENALTY (1267) NIATOLI ISLAND
KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129 65 68 2 201 GWAR (1235) MAZGOURRAH
THE SALAMINIZER 65-1413 34 32 1 200 KILLER TUNES (1116) DAL SHANG
REVANENT 15-4770 33 22 2 200 BLOODSWORN (1426) MALCORN
SUBTERFUGE 84-38420 23 5 200 COLLUSION UNLIMITED (1427) BLACKSTONE
WHIFF 3-7295 36 19 1 199 LEGIONS' OF HELL (1403) OSKSI
ZOMBIE RAGE 84-15614 25 14 199 WIDE WORLD OF... (1370) BLACKSTONE
CONTROVERSY 64-3914 73 104 1 198 UNDER DURESS (743) KURUKAR
THE LION KING 35-4124 45 22 198 IN THE JUNGLE (1367) MURSKA
TRUST BUSTER 1 32-5443 50 9 197 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298) ARVAT
BACARDI LIMON 12-5509 25 26 197 BLACKED OUT ON... (1275) RIZTAB
GUILLOTINE 12-6588 31 14 2 196 BLADES OF TERROR (1406) RIZTAB
MOUSE NOYLE 17-6252 61 95 195 MIDDLE WAY (1058) ALJAFIR
REPUGNANT 97-3677 57 35 4 195 SONS OF SATAN (1371) SHADOW GROVE
MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113 50 44 195 FEAR FACTORY III (1421) DWES EG
COREY THE MOOSE 84-19615 44 26 195 DRAFT DODGERS (1394) BLACKSTONE
PYG 98-1120 18 15 4 192 BLOOD IRON (1274) SYVYN'S HILL
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SERGE 32-3549 70 104 191 ASSORTED (578) ARVAT
CEDAR 29-4319 40 64 2 191 CARDOW HUNTERS (1277) LAPUR
ROOSTER 65-1414 34 33 1 190 KILLER TUNES (1116) DAL SHANG
WILLY LIV 9-2930 45 30 2 188 THE MONGOLOIDS (48) ZUKAL
DIJANNA 76-1992 50 58 1 187 SAND DANCERS (1185) SIMTAKKA
WISHI HADA CLUE 9-787 50 46 1 187 THE MONGOLOIDS (48) ZUKAL
LOSING IS FUN 12-6330 41 30 1 186 WHO DA MAN? (1414) RIZTAB
JACK FLASH 29-107 41 36 185 ALMOST EXACTLY (45) LAPUR
REAGANOMICS 21-6182 37 28 1 183 D.R.I. (1416) SUNSET
SAVORY 32-4143 73 77 1 182 DEAD WE SUCK (1336) ARVAT
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
NINE INCH NAIL 61-2273 48 52 4 180 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
MURDEROUS MALNO 78-1589 41 78 180 SAND DANCERS (1212) LIN TIRIAN
THE SHADOW 61-2742 40 66 180 FAVORITE GUYS (863) JURINE
WHITE LION 35-859 43 32 177 RIFF-RAFF CREW (46) MURSKA
CROUCHING HAMSTER 21-6184 38 40 1 177 D.R.I. (1416) SUNSET
XARA 78-2254 31 22 176 SAND DANCERS (1212) LIN TIRIAN
MARILYN MANSON 61-1993 47 43 2 174 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
FRASIER 47-6224 30 31 173 CHEERS (1425) NORTH FORK
FLYING HELLFISH 82-7132 20 9 1 172 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1435) DWES EG
LASH LARUE 43-3806 43 39 171 THE FAMILY (772) VEASTIAN
APOCALYPSE 32-5711 26 8 1 171 ANGELS OF PAIN (1241) ARVAT
TREEFROG 15-4177 45 86 167 GREENWARDENS (770) MALCORN
NORM 47-6227 26 34 2 165 CHEERS (1425) NORTH FORK
NEWT ROCKNE 19-5179 31 12 1 160 MAN OR BEAST? (1386) ZUWAYZA
PAUL 47-6861 23 10 2 159 CHEERS (1425) NORTH FORK
MANIPULATOR 64-3490 58 138 6 154 UNDER DURESS (743) KURUKAR
FLYING PIG 41-4605 28 7 152 HELL FROZEN OVER (1428) KATI-TEI
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JONATHANNIE 56-3747 29 23 150 BAD APPLES (916) ROCANIS
SLEEPWALKER 74-2843 89 160 2 149 DARKLINGS (1160) DAYLA KIV
BELA LUGOSI 40-4114 33 30 1 147 SUPERIOR FORCES (1344) ZENSU
PING 17-3787 26 16 1 146 G.O.L.F. (1410) ALJAFIR
CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373 43 61 4 144 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
SCOVELLIE 53-6579 36 41 2 136 CHAN CHI MONASTERY (1103) KHALHUMS
BILL P. GORE 32-5114 34 8 1 134 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298) ARVAT
CARLA 47-6225 34 26 1 127 CHEERS (1425) NORTH FORK
VARINA FIREHAIR 78-1404 33 49 120 SAND DANCERS (1212) LIN TIRIAN
HALLAM 76-2369 27 50 120 SAND DANCERS (1185) SIMTAKKA
VEXTHORNE 84-7044 17 7 1 102 BLACK COLOSSUS (1432) BLACKSTONE
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CLAYTON LONETREE 13-797 21 13 97 TAKE THE FIFTH (83) DULLENS
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BLASPHEMY 32-5332 12 1 1 89 ANGELS OF PAIN (1241) ARVAT
SIR BUBBA THE BOLD 15-5249 21 3 2 88 THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429) MALCORN
-THE BLUE PILL 65-7201 19 5 1 85 THE MOTHERSHIP CE (1401) DAL SHANG
ERNIE BIRDSLAYER 29-1497 26 20 78 ALMOST EXACTLY (45) LAPUR
LANI TYL KOGAN 65-2804 37 41 1 74 CHAN CHI MONASTERY (1131) DAL SHANG
-DEVLIN DE TALIS 32-5913 21 9 1 73 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298) ARVAT
PETER BOND 49-3089 31 49 70 THE BONDS (774) VITHICAR
METER MAIDEN 29-1369 19 14 1 65 ALMOST EXACTLY (45) LAPUR
SANDY 1-6821 24 67 1 54 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (1022) MORDANT
KIERA 35-1646 20 15 1 50 HOUSE JHEREG (110) MURSKA
BLACK DOMINO 58-6062 32 30 1 42 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1104) DELARQ TOR
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
JACK FLASH 29-107 41 36 0 ALMOST EXACTLY 45 WAILIN' VAN HALEN 35-845 653
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Riff-Raff -- Did you try to send personals, maybe as an attachment? Hal doesn't
see them. Please put your personals in the body of the email. Thanks!
Flying Pig -- Well, THAT was unlikely. Nice comeback. -- Sleepwalker
The Shadow -- Nice learns! Wish I could still get those. -- Sekhat
White Lion -- A chainmail bikini is better. -- Varina Firehair
Riff-Raff -- Are you sure? I thought they were pre-Tibetan, found on stone tablets
in the wastes of the Gobi Desert. -- Jorja
P.S. Hence the Oriental inscrutability.
Vexthorne -- Well, good try, I suppose. -- Xara
Corey the Moose -- Hmm. I've wondered sometimes why people want a moosehead on their
wall, but I see it now. It's an ice-breaker of a conversation piece. -- Dijanna
The Sickly Dwarf -- You're sick, all right! A DOWN-challenge, and by a whole point,
too. You MOST down-challenged me. Drat. I was thinking maybe a winning record next
year, but fights like that don't make it easy. -- Cedar
Subterfuge -- You think your collusions could defeat a MOUSE? We know all ABOUT
subterfuges. And subterfrigeraters, and subterbeds, and, well, you get the idea. --
Mouse Noyle
Noreaster -- I almost wish I'd been inducted, because then Jorja WOULD have retired
me permanently. Still, I salute your courage. -- Khora the Small
Frasier -- You're smaller than a moon, so no problem. -- Moonjumper
Tia Matte -- I am so totally not surprised. -- Lash Larue
Acid Bath -- It's that darned acid rain again, isn't it? You sit there in your tree
thinking, Oh, good, rain, I'll have a shower. (Yes, I know, I didn't START life as a
treefrog, but the magic on this Isle is insidious. Be careful what name you wear.)
And then the rain comes down and the tree starts to dissolve. Bummer. Serious
bummer. -- Treefrog
Wishi Hada Clue -- Oh, so do I! While of course I KNOW, it helps to persuade others
if I have clues to offer them. -- The Shadow
Zombie Rage -- The world is not wide enough for you and your rage and me and my sense
of what is fit. -- Raven Eyes
Flying Hellfish -- Ha! That was fun, but if the Arenamaster hadn't stepped in,
I'd've killed you, which would have been more fun. Can you BELIEVE that I've been a
gladiator this long and they haven't let me kill ANYONE? I NEED to kill someone. --
Murderous Malno
Cannibal Corpse -- Really, your eating habits are repulsive. -- Scovellie
It looks like Helyse has been BUSY today. -- Jonathannie, Varina Firehair, and Hallam
Carla -- I just wanted to buy you a drink; there was no need for violence. You could
have said no. -- Peter Bond
Sir Bubba the Bold -- If that's chivalry, I'll pass on it. -- Lani tyl Kogan
Da'meon -- You could have been silent longer. I have no problem with silence. --
Black Domino
Blasphemy -- You think you know what blasphemy is? Wait till I get you at the
tourney! -- Sandy
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
NOREASTER bested DESPERADO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge fight.
TRUST BUSTER 1 was vanquished by RETROVIRUS in a 1 minute Challenge Title battle.
DONKEY HOTAY overpowered CONTROVERSY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
ABSOLUTION overpowered MORTIFICATION in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge match.
THE LION KING was defeated by SEKHAT in a exciting 3 minute bloody Challenge struggle.
WHIFF overcame CEDAR in a action packed 1 minute Challenge fight.
TIA MATTE vanquished MOUSE NOYLE in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
WISHI HADA CLUE was vanquished by SAINTS in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
THE SALAMINIZER was overcome by GEARFRIED in a popular 1 minute Challenge bout.
ZOMBIE RAGE demolished NINE INCH NAIL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
ROOSTER was viciously subdued by REVANENT in a 2 minute brutal Challenge contest.
WAILIN' VAN HALEN savagely slew JACK FLASH in a popular 1 minute Challenge brawl.
SHADOW was viciously subdued by PUNGENT STENCH in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
GUILLOTINE was bested by PROPANE TORCH in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
ACID BATH overcame PYG in a 2 minute bloody Challenge bout.
PAUL was viciously subdued by REAGANOMICS in a popular 2 minute Challenge brawl.
WILLY LIV subdued MURDEROUS MALNO in a exciting 1 minute Challenge bout.
NORM was beaten by WHITE LION in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody Challenge fight.
BILL P. GORE devastated HALLAM in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
FLYING PIG luckily beat SLEEPWALKER in a action packed 2 minute Challenge bout.
APOCALYPSE handily defeated JONATHANNIE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
CARLA overpowered VEXTHORNE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
RIDDLER beat COREY THE MOOSE in a action packed 2 minute gory fight.
MOONJUMPER defeated REPUGNANT in a action packed 1 minute match.
DIJANNA was overpowered by FLATTUS MAXIMUS in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
HEADLESS NORSEMAN handily defeated MAYLA TYL CRENA in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
RAVEN EYES overpowered SERGE in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
MARTIN BLANK defeated CRAZY IVAN in a exciting 1 minute match.
JERK O'LANTERN savagely defeated ARUNDA ROCKTROLL in a exciting 3 minute brutal fight.
THE SICKLY DWARF overpowered MARILYN MANSON in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
PAM DEMONIUM slimly won victory over THE SHADOW in a crowd pleasing 4 minute fight.
T-TOTALLER was demolished by BACARDI LIMON in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
SUBTERFUGE handily defeated LASH LARUE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
KHORA THE SMALL handily defeated CROUCHING HAMSTER in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
KNUCKLE JAW overpowered TREEFROG in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
LOSING IS FUN was demolished by LUCK DEVIL in a exciting 1 minute uneven competition.
ARGUMENT demolished FRASIER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven duel.
MANIPULATOR was demolished by FLYING HELLFISH in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
SCOVELLIE was savagely defeated by PING in a exciting 1 minute bloody brawl.
NEWT ROCKNE was overcome by SAVORY in a exciting 1 minute conflict.
XARA beat CANNIBAL CORPSE in a exciting 1 minute fight.
VARINA FIREHAIR was overpowered by BELA LUGOSI in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
CLAYTON LONETREE overpowered SANDY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
LANI TYL KOGAN demolished KIERA in a exciting 1 minute brutal mismatched match.
BLACK DOMINO was demolished by SHEET WITH EYES in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
PETER BOND was viciously subdued by DA'MEON in a crowd pleasing 2 minute contest.
BLASPHEMY devastated METER MAIDEN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
ERNIE BIRDSLAYER overpowered BITTER ALMOND in a exciting 1 minute one-sided brawl.
SIR BUBBA THE BOLD devastated DOCTOR OF STYLE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 24 PARRY-LUNGE 21 - 9 - 0 70 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 18 TOTAL PARRY 47 - 35 - 1 57 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 10 AIMED BLOW 139 - 109 - 0 56 |
|WALL OF STEEL 9 LUNGING ATTACK 106 - 88 - 3 55 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 8 PARRY-STRIKE 24 - 21 - 0 53 |
|TOTAL PARRY 7 STRIKING ATTACK 49 - 57 - 1 46 |
|BASHING ATTACK 7 SLASHING ATTACK 36 - 43 - 1 46 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 7 PARRY-RIPOSTE 41 - 50 - 0 45 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 4 BASHING ATTACK 34 - 46 - 2 43 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 WALL OF STEEL 43 - 69 - 0 38 |
Turn 653 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 3 WALL OF STEEL 4 - 5 4 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 6 - 4 BASHING ATTACK 3 - 4 3 STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 14 - 10 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 3 1 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 4 - 3 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 6 1 WALL OF STEEL
LUNGING ATTACK 10 - 8 1 PARRY-STRIKE
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY RETROVIRUS 70-6086 72 43 0 277 FEAR FACTORY IV (713)
LUNGING ATTACK JERK O'LANTERN 33-7742 47 20 1 294 HALLOWIENERS (1391)
WALL OF STEEL RIDDLER 61-1856 94 68 1 262 FEAR FACTORY (632)
STRIKING ATTACK SEKHAT 7-2251 83 134 4 250 CASTAWAYS (1301)
PARRY-STRIKE MARTIN BLANK 82-28434 97 30 1 245 BLOOD TITANS (1347)
AIMED BLOW HEADLESS NORSEMAN 33-7758 49 30 1 236 HALLOWIENERS (1391)
PARRY-RIPOSTE PROPANE TORCH 61-2524 53 53 1 225 FEAR FACTORY (632)
BASHING ATTACK KHORA THE SMALL 78-519 157 149 4 216 SAND DANCERS (1212)
SLASHING ATTACK GEARFRIED 43-4270 37 19 0 214 WENSINWASIN (1023)
PARRY-LUNGE REVANENT 15-4770 33 22 2 200 BLOODSWORN (1426)
The overall popularity leader is KHORA THE SMALL 78-519. The most popular warrior
this turn was THE SHADOW 61-2742. The ten other most popular fighters were PUNGENT
STENCH 61-2458, JERK O'LANTERN 33-7742, SAINTS 11-6248, COREY THE MOOSE 84-19615,
DA'MEON 2-2710, ABSOLUTION 32-5301, PAM DEMONIUM 32-5551, SEKHAT 7-2251, SLEEPWALKER
74-2843, and NOREASTER 35-3896.
The least popular fighter this week was DOCTOR OF STYLE 2-3025. The other ten least
popular fighters were BLACK DOMINO 58-6062, T-TOTALLER 2-2033, NINE INCH NAIL
61-2273, METER MAIDEN 29-1369, KIERA 35-1646, SANDY 1-6821, VARINA FIREHAIR 78-1404,
NEWT ROCKNE 19-5179, SCOVELLIE 53-6579, and MANIPULATOR 64-3490.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 0 1 0 LAPUR(29) 1 3 0 JURINE(61) 3 5 0
NIANIA(2) 1 3 0 ARVAT(32) 7 2 0 KURUKAR(64) 1 2 0
OSKSI(3) 1 0 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 4 0 0 DAL SHANG(65) 1 2 0
BONSUR(7) 1 0 0 MURSKA(35) 3 2 1 SENTERN(70) 1 0 0
ZUKAL(9) 1 1 0 ZENSU(40) 1 0 0 DAYLA KIV(74) 0 1 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 1 0 0 KATI-TEI(41) 1 0 0 SIMTAKKA(76) 0 2 0
RIZTAB(12) 2 2 0 VEASTIAN(43) 1 1 0 MAZGOURRAH(77) 2 1 0
DULLENS(13) 1 0 0 NORTH FORK(47) 1 3 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 2 2 0
MALCORN(15) 3 1 0 VITHICAR(49) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 2 1 0
WILLAF(16) 1 0 0 KHALHUMS(53) 0 1 0 BLACKSTONE(84) 3 3 0
ALJAFIR(17) 1 1 0 ROCANIS(56) 0 1 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 0 1 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 1 1 0 DELARQ TOR(58) 0 1 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 0 1 0
SUNSET(21) 1 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SANDY 1-6821 24 67 1 54 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (1022) MORDANT
WHIFF 3-7295 36 19 1 199 LEGIONS' OF HELL (1403) OSKSI
SEKHAT 7-2251 83 134 4 250 CASTAWAYS (1301) BONSUR
WILLY LIV 9-2930 45 30 2 188 THE MONGOLOIDS (48) ZUKAL
SAINTS 11-6248 35 17 0 212 BLACK COLOSSUS (1434) ARUAK CITY
RAVEN EYES 12-2709 87 100 0 227 SWEET MAGIC (717) RIZTAB
CLAYTON LONETREE 13-797 21 13 0 97 TAKE THE FIFTH (83) DULLENS
LUCK DEVIL 15-5162 36 28 1 213 THE DEVIL'S OWN (1398) MALCORN
MOONJUMPER 16-3062 78 109 1 239 PUNNY AMINALS (708) WILLAF
MOUSE NOYLE 17-6252 61 95 0 195 MIDDLE WAY (1058) ALJAFIR
DONKEY HOTAY 19-5187 52 21 1 225 MAN OR BEAST? (1386) ZUWAYZA
REAGANOMICS 21-6182 37 28 1 183 D.R.I. (1416) SUNSET
CEDAR 29-4319 40 64 2 191 CARDOW HUNTERS (1277) LAPUR
ABSOLUTION 32-5301 66 20 3 242 ANGELS OF PAIN (1241) ARVAT
JERK O'LANTERN 33-7742 47 20 1 294 HALLOWIENERS (1391) NIATOLI ISLAND
NOREASTER 35-3896 98 39 2 283 DIRT DEVILS (1246) MURSKA
BELA LUGOSI 40-4114 33 30 1 147 SUPERIOR FORCES (1344) ZENSU
FLYING PIG 41-4605 28 7 0 152 HELL FROZEN OVER (1428) KATI-TEI
GEARFRIED 43-4270 37 19 0 214 WENSINWASIN (1023) VEASTIAN
FRASIER 47-6224 30 31 0 173 CHEERS (1425) NORTH FORK
PETER BOND 49-3089 31 49 0 70 THE BONDS (774) VITHICAR
SCOVELLIE 53-6579 36 41 2 136 CHAN CHI MONASTERY (1103) KHALHUMS
JONATHANNIE 56-3747 29 23 0 150 BAD APPLES (916) ROCANIS
BLACK DOMINO 58-6062 32 30 1 42 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1104) DELARQ TOR
RIDDLER 61-1856 94 68 1 262 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
ARGUMENT 64-3915 83 94 0 208 UNDER DURESS (743) KURUKAR
THE SALAMINIZER 65-1413 34 32 1 200 KILLER TUNES (1116) DAL SHANG
RETROVIRUS 70-6086 72 43 0 277 FEAR FACTORY IV (713) SENTERN
SLEEPWALKER 74-2843 89 160 2 149 DARKLINGS (1160) DAYLA KIV
DIJANNA 76-1992 50 58 1 187 SAND DANCERS (1185) SIMTAKKA
DESPERADO 77-2459 58 28 2 210 POSSE (1419) MAZGOURRAH
KHORA THE SMALL 78-519 157 149 4 216 SAND DANCERS (1212) LIN TIRIAN
MARTIN BLANK 82-28434 97 30 1 245 BLOOD TITANS (1347) DWES EG
THE SICKLY DWARF 84-24303 33 11 1 215 MILWAUKEE RULES (1409) BLACKSTONE
REPUGNANT 97-3677 57 35 4 195 SONS OF SATAN (1371) SHADOW GROVE
PYG 98-1120 18 15 4 192 BLOOD IRON (1274) SYVYN'S HILL
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
CHARGING BUFFALO (11-5764) TRIBAL COUNCIL (518)
PHOTON (18-3292) MAD SCIENTISTS (75)
YOURBAGD FOREVER (47-6968) THE OPERA (613)
TERRY SEYMOUR (74-4284) MEDAL OF HONOR (519)
SHADIS (77-174) RESCUE (48)
VANNA WHITE (82-39213) SUAVE'S FINEST HOUR (4264)
BANALADAR (82-37977) SUPERIOR FORCES 5703 (6306)
ANNIE DUKE (82-49334) HOUSE OF CARDS 3 (8302)
SLICK BILLY (82-49457) POLITICALY INCORRECT (8320)
PRIVATE 28 (84-3780) MEDAL OF HONOR L2 (736)
GIAN CHILD (84-8531) SUPE FORCES 1906 (1564)
LEBRON LEAVING (84-15536) WHY I WORRY (2744)
FOREST MOON (84-20784) STORMY'S TROOPERS C (3699)
GRIMLOUNGE (84-25308) THE BLACK WIND (4494)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes