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Date   : 01/22/2015    Duedate: 02/04/2015

FREE BLADES ARENA

DM 103    TURN 655

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 DIRT DEVILS 35/1246 2460 1405  20 63.6      D.R.I. 21/1416
    HALLOWIENERS 33/1391                        FEAR FACTORY 61/632
    DRAFT DODGERS 84/1394                       WHO DA MAN? 12/1414
    IN THE JUNGLE 35/1367                       FEAR FACTORY IV 70/713
    MAN OR BEAST? 19/1386                       FEAR FACTORY III 82/1421
    SONS OF SATAN 97/1371                       CARNIVAL OF CHAOS 82/1435
    ANGELS OF PAIN 32/1241                    9 CHEERS 47/1425       204  258   1 44.2
    DEVIL ADVOCATES 32/298                      BLOOD IRON 98/1274
    LEGIONS' OF HELL 3/1403                     THE MONGOLOIDS 9/48
    MILWAUKEE RULES 84/1409                     KILLER TUNES 65/1116
    THE DEVIL'S OWN 15/1398                     BLACKED OUT ON... 12/1275
    BLADES OF TERROR 12/1406                 10 ASSORTED 32/578     1032 1399  15 42.5
    FISHY FISHY FISH 18/1444                    UNDER DURESS 64/743
    HELL FROZEN OVER 41/1428                 11 RIFF-RAFF CRE 35/46   63   86   1 42.3
    WIDE WORLD OF... 84/1370                 12 G.O.L.F. 17/1410      31   46   1 40.3
    LORDS OF DARKNESS 84/1408                13-HOUSE JHEREG 35/110   36   60   0 37.5
    THE GRAIL KNIGHTS 15/1429                   ALMOST EXACTLY 29/45
    COLLUSION UNLIMITED 84/1427                 TAKE THE FIFTH 13/83
    POLITICALY INCORRECT 82/1443             14 THE BONDS 49/774     977 2137  14 31.4
  2 POSSE 77/1419         54   42   0 56.2      BAD APPLES 56/916
    BLOODSWORN 15/1426                          THE FAMILY 43/772
    DEATH PENALTY 33/1267                       MIDDLE WAY 17/1058
    BLACK COLOSSUS 11/1434                      SWEET MAGIC 12/717
    BLACK COLOSSUS 84/1432                      GREENWARDENS 15/770
  3 DEAD WE SUC 32/1336  296  241   2 55.1      FAVORITE GUYS 61/863
    SUPERIOR FORCES 40/1344                     PUNNY AMINALS 16/708
  4 WENSINWASIN 43/1023   21   18   0 53.8      SAND DANCERS 76/1185
  5 BLOOD TITAN 82/1347  395  342   9 53.6      SAND DANCERS 78/1212
  6 CASTAWAYS 7/1301    1008  924  10 52.2      CARDOW HUNTERS 29/1277
    DARKLINGS 74/1160                           HOMICIDAL MANIACS 1/1022
  7 EPIC WRESTL 21/1437    8    8   0 50.0      CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/1104
    MOMENT OF SILENCE 2/1436                    CHAN CHI MONASTERY 53/1103
  8 GWAR 77/1235         537  578   8 48.2      CHAN CHI MONASTERY 65/1131

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     I started this way late, you know?  I'm not sure why, but I did.  Maybe it was
the tourney.  At least, I'm going to use the tourney and the, like, postal holiday
for my excuse.  But I'm doing it now.  I just won't have many comments, because
comments take the longest of any part of this.

     Significant point movements:  Scovellie up 39.  Whiff, down 29.
     Fear Factory was most avoided.  Devil Advocates avoided them the most.
     Moonjumper got the most challenges.
     Forty-six fights, twenty-three challenges (half!) with one being TV, and four
standbys.  Nobody died that I noticed.

First, as usual, the random matches.  This is to build, like, suspense.
     SHEET WITH EYES (33-7740) (17-3-0,72) of HALLOWIENERS fought SANDY (1-6821) (24-
68-1,57) of HOMICIDAL MANIACS.  SHEET WITH EYES savagely defeated SANDY in an
exciting 2 minute brutal brawl.
     BLACK DOMINO (58-6062) (33-30-1,82) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES fought ROSELLA (103-39)
(26-25-0,100) of The College of, like, Mimes.  BLACK DOMINO was subdued by ROSELLA in
a 2 minute brawl.
     LANI TYL KOGAN (65-2804) (37-42-1,71) of CHAN CHI MONASTERY fought SIR BUBBA THE
BOLD (15-5249) (21-4-2,77) of THE GRAIL KNIGHTS.  LANI TYL KOGAN was handily defeated
by SIR BUBBA THE BOLD in a 1 minute match.
     MURDEROUS MALNO (78-1589) (41-79-0,136) of SAND DANCERS fought HELYSE (103-36)
(45-35-5,165) of The College of, like, Mimes.  MURDEROUS MALNO was overpowered by
HELYSE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
     FRASIER (47-6224) (30-32-0,142) of CHEERS fought VARINA FIREHAIR (78-1404) (33-
50-0,118) of SAND DANCERS.  FRASIER demolished VARINA FIREHAIR in an exciting 1
minute brutal one-sided conflict.
     PING (17-3787) (26-17-1,150) of G.O.L.F. fought CARLA (47-6225) (35-26-1,148) of
CHEERS.  PING handily defeated CARLA in an action packed 2 minute brutal mismatched
bout.

     TREEFROG (15-4177) (45-87-0,132) of GREENWARDENS fought BILL P. GORE (32-5114)
(34-9-1,125) of DEVIL ADVOCATES.  TREEFROG vanquished BILL P. GORE in a 1 minute one-
sided bout.
     SCOVELLIE (53-6579) (37-41-2,158) of CHAN CHI MONASTERY fought ARUNDA ROCKTROLL
(103-35) (60-40-2,190) of The College of, like, Mimes.  SCOVELLIE demolished ARUNDA
ROCKTROLL in an exciting 2 minute gory one-sided match.
     BELA LUGOSI (40-4114) (34-30-1,151) of SUPERIOR FORCES fought CANNIBAL CORPSE
(61-2373) (43-62-4,147) of FEAR FACTORY.  BELA LUGOSI handily defeated CANNIBAL
CORPSE in a 1 minute mismatched melee.
     ZOMBIE RAGE (84-15614) (26-14-0,209) of WIDE WORLD OF... fought MARILYN MANSON
(61-1993) (48-43-2,178) of FEAR FACTORY.  ZOMBIE RAGE handily defeated MARILYN MANSON
in an exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
     THE SICKLY DWARF (84-24303) (33-12-1,203) of MILWAUKEE RULES fought CROUCHING
HAMSTER (21-6184) (38-41-1,177) of D.R.I..  THE SICKLY DWARF devastated CROUCHING
HAMSTER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
     GUILLOTINE (12-6588) (32-14-2,208) of BLADES OF TERROR fought KNUCKLE JAW (77-
2129) (66-68-2,203) of GWAR.  GUILLOTINE was overpowered by KNUCKLE JAW in an action
packed 1 minute one-sided fight.  I did warn you about almost no comments, didn't I?
Maybe it will be TOTALLY no comments, you know?

     CONTROVERSY (64-3914) (73-105-1,206) of UNDER DURESS fought FLATTUS MAXIMUS (77-
2125) (64-71-2,191) of GWAR.  CONTROVERSY was handily defeated by FLATTUS MAXIMUS in
a 1 minute mismatched match.
     REPUGNANT (97-3677) (58-35-4,204) of SONS OF SATAN fought CEDAR (29-4319) (40-
65-2,188) of CARDOW HUNTERS.  REPUGNANT overpowered CEDAR in a 2 minute one-sided
duel.
     THE SHADOW (61-2742) (41-66-0,203) of FAVORITE GUYS fought ROBIN OF SHEW-WOOD
(103-33) (1-0-1,220) of The College of, like, Mimes.  THE SHADOW demolished ROBIN OF
SHEW-WOOD in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.  It looks like Jorja's people got all the
standbys and went two-two against them.
     SAVORY (32-4143) (74-77-1,189) of DEAD WE SUCK fought HALLAM (76-2369) (28-50-
0,155) of SAND DANCERS.  SAVORY handily defeated HALLAM in a 1 minute one-sided
fight.
     RIDDLER (61-1856) (94-69-1,191) of FEAR FACTORY fought MANIPULATOR (64-3490)
(58-139-6,161) of UNDER DURESS.  RIDDLER demolished MANIPULATOR in an exciting 1
minute mismatched match.
     SEKHAT (7-2251) (83-135-4,202) of CASTAWAYS fought RETROVIRUS (70-6086) (72-44-
0,210) of FEAR FACTORY IV.  SEKHAT was devastated by RETROVIRUS in a 2 minute bloody
one-sided duel.

     WHIFF (3-7295) (37-19-1,208) of LEGIONS' OF HELL fought LASH LARUE (43-3806)
(44-39-0,173) of THE FAMILY.  WHIFF was overpowered by LASH LARUE in a 2 minute
brutal uneven bout.
     MARTIN BLANK (82-28434) (98-30-1,255) of BLOOD TITANS fought PAM DEMONIUM (32-
5551) (41-29-1,219) of DEVIL ADVOCATES.  MARTIN BLANK savagely defeated PAM DEMONIUM
in a popular 4 minute brutal fight.
     KHORA THE SMALL (78-519) (158-149-4,232) of SAND DANCERS fought GEARFRIED (43-
4270) (38-19-0,240) of WENSINWASIN.  KHORA THE SMALL vanquished GEARFRIED in an
exciting 1 minute one-sided fray.
     PUNGENT STENCH (61-2458) (67-44-2,227) of FEAR FACTORY fought WHITE LION (35-
859) (44-32-0,193) of RIFF-RAFF CREW.  PUNGENT STENCH viciously subdued WHITE LION in
a popular 6 minute gory bout.
     ARGUMENT (64-3915) (84-94-0,217) of UNDER DURESS fought SUBTERFUGE (84-38420)
(24-5-0,210) of COLLUSION UNLIMITED.  ARGUMENT was savagely defeated by SUBTERFUGE in
an exciting 2 minute bloody fray.

The challenges, or How the Other Half Fights:
     BLASPHEMY (32-5332) (13-1-1,96) of ANGELS OF PAIN challenged PETER BOND (49-
3089) (32-49-0,94) of THE BONDS.  Down 2.  BLASPHEMY demolished PETER BOND in an
action packed 2 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
     VEXTHORNE (84-7044) (18-7-1,141) of BLACK COLOSSUS challenged JONATHANNIE (56-
3747) (29-24-0,150) of BAD APPLES.  Up 9.  VEXTHORNE vanquished JONATHANNIE in a 1
minute one-sided Challenge fight.
     I SEE SOUNDS (21-5704) (24-18-1,155) of EPIC WRESTLING challenged NORM (47-6227)
(26-35-2,159) of CHEERS.  Up 4.  I SEE SOUNDS overpowered NORM in a popular 1 minute
one-sided Challenge duel.
     FLYING PIG (41-4605) (29-7-0,157) of HELL FROZEN OVER challenged SLEEPWALKER
(74-2843) (89-161-2,150) of DARKLINGS.  Down 7.  FLYING PIG unbelievably bested
SLEEPWALKER in an exciting 3 minute gory Challenge bout.
     NEWT ROCKNE (19-5179) (31-13-1,159) of MAN OR BEAST? challenged XARA (78-2254)
(31-23-0,169) of SAND DANCERS.  Up 10.  NEWT ROCKNE overpowered XARA in an action
packed 2 minute uneven Challenge fray.
     PAUL (47-6861) (24-10-2,176) of CHEERS challenged REAGANOMICS (21-6182) (37-29-
1,183) of D.R.I..  Up 7.  PAUL was overpowered by REAGANOMICS in a 2 minute brutal
uneven Challenge fight.

     APOCALYPSE (32-5711) (27-8-1,179) of ANGELS OF PAIN challenged FLYING HELLFISH
(82-7132) (20-10-1,174) of CARNIVAL OF CHAOS.  Down 5.  APOCALYPSE overpowered FLYING
HELLFISH in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
     TIA MATTE (32-5321) (58-39-0,198) of DEVIL ADVOCATES challenged NINE INCH NAIL
(61-2273) (49-52-4,198) of FEAR FACTORY.  Straight across.  TIA MATTE overpowered
NINE INCH NAIL in an exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
     WISHI HADA CLUE (9-787) (51-46-1,190) of THE MONGOLOIDS challenged SERGE (32-
3549) (70-105-0,191) of ASSORTED.  Up 1.  WISHI HADA CLUE was viciously subdued by
SERGE in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
     LUCK DEVIL (15-5162) (36-29-1,201) of THE DEVIL'S OWN challenged ACID BATH (33-
7373) (34-17-1,201) of DEATH PENALTY.  Straight across.  LUCK DEVIL was vanquished by
ACID BATH in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
     TRUST BUSTER 1 (32-5443) (50-10-0,199) of DEVIL ADVOCATES challenged MOONJUMPER
(16-3062) (78-110-1,198) of PUNNY AMINALS.  Down 1.  TRUST BUSTER 1 savagely defeated
MOONJUMPER in a popular 3 minute Challenge duel.
     COREY THE MOOSE (84-19615) (44-27-0,183) of DRAFT DODGERS challenged LOSING IS
FUN (12-6330) (41-31-1,185) of WHO DA MAN?.  Up 2.  COREY THE MOOSE overpowered
LOSING IS FUN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.  At least Losing is having
fun.

     SHADOW (84-26165) (30-19-0,193) of LORDS OF DARKNESS challenged MOUSE NOYLE (17-
6252) (61-96-0,189) of MIDDLE WAY.  Down 4.  SHADOW devastated MOUSE NOYLE in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
     ROOSTER (65-1414) (34-34-1,185) of KILLER TUNES challenged DIJANNA (76-1992)
(50-59-1,185) of SAND DANCERS.  Straight across.  ROOSTER demolished DIJANNA in a
crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
     BACARDI LIMON (12-5509) (25-27-0,191) of BLACKED OUT ON... challenged PROPANE
TORCH (61-2524) (53-54-1,198) of FEAR FACTORY.  Up 7.  BACARDI LIMON was overpowered
by PROPANE TORCH in a 1 minute Challenge melee.
     JERK O'LANTERN (33-7742) (47-21-1,194) of HALLOWIENERS challenged MAYLA TYL
CRENA (82-7113) (50-45-0,193) of FEAR FACTORY III.  Down 1.  JERK O'LANTERN lost to
MAYLA TYL CRENA in a popular 5 minute Challenge fight.
     CRAZY IVAN (2-1954) (26-24-5,186) of MOMENT OF SILENCE challenged PYG (98-1120)
(18-16-4,187) of BLOOD IRON.  Up 1.  CRAZY IVAN vanquished PYG in an action packed 1
minute one-sided Challenge duel.

     THE SALAMINIZER (65-1413) (35-32-1,211) of KILLER TUNES challenged DESPERADO
(77-2459) (59-28-2,221) of POSSE.  Up 10.  THE SALAMINIZER was handily defeated by 
DESPERADO in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
     ABSOLUTION (32-5301) (67-20-3,253) of ANGELS OF PAIN challenged WAILIN' VAN
HALEN (35-845) (43-35-2,245) of RIFF-RAFF CREW.  Down 8.  ABSOLUTION vanquished
WAILIN' VAN HALEN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
     DONKEY HOTAY (19-5187) (53-21-1,238) of MAN OR BEAST? challenged MORTIFICATION
(61-2333) (68-59-4,219) of FEAR FACTORY.  Down 19.  DONKEY HOTAY savagely defeated
MORTIFICATION in a 5 minute Challenge match.
     WILLY LIV (9-2930) (46-30-2,216) of THE MONGOLOIDS challenged SAINTS (11-6248)
(36-17-0,229) of BLACK COLOSSUS.  Up 13.  WILLY LIV viciously subdued SAINTS in a
crowd pleasing 2 minute gory Challenge brawl.
     THE LION KING (35-4124) (46-22-0,213) of IN THE JUNGLE challenged REVANENT (15-
4770) (34-22-2,211) of BLOODSWORN.  Down 2.  THE LION KING demolished REVANENT in a
popular 2 minute one-sided Challenge melee.

For the title:
     NOREASTER (35-3896) (99-39-2,306) of DIRT DEVILS TV challenged RAVEN EYES (12-
2709) (88-100-0,253) of SWEET MAGIC.  Down something.  Fifty-three, maybe.  NOREASTER
devastated RAVEN EYES in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.  So, still
Noreaster, and here I was hoping for a gentle, WARM south wind.  Oh, well.
Congratulations.

                                       Debby T.

LORD-MARSHALL                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NOREASTER 35-3896           100  39  2  317  DIRT DEVILS (1246)         MURSKA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MARTIN BLANK 82-28434        99  30  1  269  BLOOD TITANS (1347)        DWES EG
 ABSOLUTION 32-5301           68  20  3  268  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 KHORA THE SMALL 78-519      159 149  4  252  SAND DANCERS (1212)        LIN TIRIAN
 DONKEY HOTAY 19-5187         54  21  1  251  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
-HEADLESS NORSEMAN 33-7758    50  30  1  249  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 PUNGENT STENCH 61-2458       68  44  2  239  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 DESPERADO 77-2459            60  28  2  234  POSSE (1419)               MAZGOURRAH
 WILLY LIV 9-2930             47  30  2  234  THE MONGOLOIDS (48)        ZUKAL
 THE LION KING 35-4124        47  22     232  IN THE JUNGLE (1367)       MURSKA
 KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129          67  68  2  223  GWAR (1235)                MAZGOURRAH
 RETROVIRUS 70-6086           73  44     221  FEAR FACTORY IV (713)      SENTERN
 SUBTERFUGE 84-38420          25   5     218  COLLUSION UNLIMITED (1427) BLACKSTONE
 ZOMBIE RAGE 84-15614         27  14     217  WIDE WORLD OF... (1370)    BLACKSTONE
 ACID BATH 33-7373            35  17  1  216  DEATH PENALTY (1267)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113      51  45     215  FEAR FACTORY III (1421)    DWES EG
 THE SHADOW 61-2742           42  66     215  FAVORITE GUYS (863)        JURINE
 REPUGNANT 97-3677            59  35  4  212  SONS OF SATAN (1371)       SHADOW GROVE

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PAM DEMONIUM 32-5551         41  30  1  210  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 TIA MATTE 32-5321            59  39     209  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 THE SICKLY DWARF 84-24303    34  12  1  208  MILWAUKEE RULES (1409)     BLACKSTONE
 FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125      65  71  2  207  GWAR (1235)                MAZGOURRAH
 PROPANE TORCH 61-2524        54  54  1  207  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 TRUST BUSTER 1 32-5443       51  10     207  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 LASH LARUE 43-3806           45  39     207  THE FAMILY (772)           VEASTIAN
 MOONJUMPER 16-3062           78 111  1  206  PUNNY AMINALS (708)        WILLAF
 MORTIFICATION 61-2333        68  60  4  206  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 RAVEN EYES 12-2709           88 101     205  SWEET MAGIC (717)          RIZTAB
 SHADOW 84-26165              31  19     203  LORDS OF DARKNESS (1408)   BLACKSTONE

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SERGE 32-3549                71 105     202  ASSORTED (578)             ARVAT
 WAILIN' VAN HALEN 35-845     43  36  2  202  RIFF-RAFF CREW (46)        MURSKA
 ARGUMENT 64-3915             84  95     200  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
 SAINTS 11-6248               36  18     200  BLACK COLOSSUS (1434)      ARUAK CITY
 COREY THE MOOSE 84-19615     45  27     199  DRAFT DODGERS (1394)       BLACKSTONE
 WHITE LION 35-859            44  33     199  RIFF-RAFF CREW (46)        MURSKA
 REAGANOMICS 21-6182          38  29  1  199  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 CRAZY IVAN 2-1954            27  24  5  199  MOMENT OF SILENCE (1436)   NIANIA
 THE SALAMINIZER 65-1413      35  33  1  198  KILLER TUNES (1116)        DAL SHANG
 SEKHAT 7-2251                83 136  4  197  CASTAWAYS (1301)           BONSUR
 SCOVELLIE 53-6579            38  41  2  197  CHAN CHI MONASTERY (1103)  KHALHUMS
 ROOSTER 65-1414              35  34  1  196  KILLER TUNES (1116)        DAL SHANG
 REVANENT 15-4770             34  23  2  196  BLOODSWORN (1426)          MALCORN
 LUCK DEVIL 15-5162           36  30  1  195  THE DEVIL'S OWN (1398)     MALCORN
 RIDDLER 61-1856              95  69  1  194  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 APOCALYPSE 32-5711           28   8  1  194  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 NINE INCH NAIL 61-2273       49  53  4  193  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 JERK O'LANTERN 33-7742       47  22  1  193  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 GEARFRIED 43-4270            38  20     193  WENSINWASIN (1023)         VEASTIAN
 SAVORY 32-4143               75  77  1  191  DEAD WE SUCK (1336)        ARVAT
 GUILLOTINE 12-6588           32  15  2  190  BLADES OF TERROR (1406)    RIZTAB
 CEDAR 29-4319                40  66  2  188  CARDOW HUNTERS (1277)      LAPUR
 CONTROVERSY 64-3914          73 106  1  185  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
 WISHI HADA CLUE 9-787        51  47  1  185  THE MONGOLOIDS (48)        ZUKAL
-JACK FLASH 29-107            41  36     185  ALMOST EXACTLY (45)        LAPUR
 MOUSE NOYLE 17-6252          61  97     183  MIDDLE WAY (1058)          ALJAFIR
 BACARDI LIMON 12-5509        25  28     183  BLACKED OUT ON... (1275)   RIZTAB
 NEWT ROCKNE 19-5179          32  13  1  181  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LOSING IS FUN 12-6330        41  32  1  179  WHO DA MAN? (1414)         RIZTAB
 CROUCHING HAMSTER 21-6184    38  42  1  179  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 WHIFF 3-7295                 37  20  1  179  LEGIONS' OF HELL (1403)    OSKSI
 MARILYN MANSON 61-1993       48  44  2  177  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 PYG 98-1120                  18  17  4  177  BLOOD IRON (1274)          SYVYN'S HILL
 DIJANNA 76-1992              50  60  1  175  SAND DANCERS (1185)        SIMTAKKA
 PAUL 47-6861                 24  11  2  171  CHEERS (1425)              NORTH FORK
 FLYING HELLFISH 82-7132      20  11  1  171  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1435)   DWES EG
 I SEE SOUNDS 21-5704         25  18  1  168  EPIC WRESTLING (1437)      SUNSET
 PING 17-3787                 27  17  1  167  G.O.L.F. (1410)            ALJAFIR
 MANIPULATOR 64-3490          58 140  6  166  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
 FLYING PIG 41-4605           30   7     161  HELL FROZEN OVER (1428)    KATI-TEI
 BELA LUGOSI 40-4114          35  30  1  160  SUPERIOR FORCES (1344)     ZENSU
 VEXTHORNE 84-7044            19   7  1  160  BLACK COLOSSUS (1432)      BLACKSTONE
 XARA 78-2254                 31  24     159  SAND DANCERS (1212)        LIN TIRIAN
 HALLAM 76-2369               28  51     154  SAND DANCERS (1185)        SIMTAKKA
 TREEFROG 15-4177             46  87     153  GREENWARDENS (770)         MALCORN

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843          89 162  2  150  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 NORM 47-6227                 26  36  2  149  CHEERS (1425)              NORTH FORK
 FRASIER 47-6224              31  32     147  CHEERS (1425)              NORTH FORK
 CARLA 47-6225                35  27  1  142  CHEERS (1425)              NORTH FORK
 CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373      43  63  4  139  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 JONATHANNIE 56-3747          29  25     138  BAD APPLES (916)           ROCANIS
 MURDEROUS MALNO 78-1589      41  80     136  SAND DANCERS (1212)        LIN TIRIAN
 BILL P. GORE 32-5114         34  10  1  117  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 VARINA FIREHAIR 78-1404      33  51     114  SAND DANCERS (1212)        LIN TIRIAN

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BLASPHEMY 32-5332            14   1  1  108  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-CLAYTON LONETREE 13-797      21  13      97  TAKE THE FIFTH (83)        DULLENS

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PETER BOND 49-3089           32  50      89  THE BONDS (774)            VITHICAR
 SIR BUBBA THE BOLD 15-5249   22   4  2   86  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 BLACK DOMINO 58-6062         33  31  1   83  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1104)   DELARQ TOR
-ERNIE BIRDSLAYER 29-1497     26  20      78  ALMOST EXACTLY (45)        LAPUR
 LANI TYL KOGAN 65-2804       37  43  1   68  CHAN CHI MONASTERY (1131)  DAL SHANG
-METER MAIDEN 29-1369         19  14  1   65  ALMOST EXACTLY (45)        LAPUR
 SANDY 1-6821                 24  69  1   60  HOMICIDAL MANIACS (1022)   MORDANT
-GROOVY SIR GRIMM 15-5251     17   4  3   58  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
-KIERA 35-1646                20  15  1   50  HOUSE JHEREG (110)         MURSKA
-SUSHI HANGOVER 18-10313      12   1  1   38  FISHY FISHY FISH (1444)    TALCAMA

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Flying Pig -- Wow, you really learned a lot from me.  I am a great teacher. --
Sleepwalker

Absolution -- You were trying to kill me?  Why? -- Sekhat

Again!  We had to fight AGAIN, and Jorja said maybe we could RETIRE again.  Bah!
It's TOO MUCH.  Some of us WILL retire.  We'll do it OURSELVES, it's too COLD to
fight here right now. -- Raven Eyes the Seriously Annoyed

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

NOREASTER devastated RAVEN EYES in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
THE LION KING demolished REVANENT in a popular 2 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
WILLY LIV viciously subdued SAINTS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory Challenge brawl.
DONKEY HOTAY savagely defeated MORTIFICATION in a 5 minute Challenge match.
ABSOLUTION vanquished WAILIN' VAN HALEN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
THE SALAMINIZER was handily defeated by DESPERADO in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
CRAZY IVAN vanquished PYG in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
JERK O'LANTERN lost to MAYLA TYL CRENA in a popular 5 minute Challenge fight.
BACARDI LIMON was overpowered by PROPANE TORCH in a 1 minute Challenge melee.
ROOSTER demolished DIJANNA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
SHADOW devastated MOUSE NOYLE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
COREY THE MOOSE overpowered LOSING IS FUN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
TRUST BUSTER 1 savagely defeated MOONJUMPER in a popular 3 minute Challenge duel.
LUCK DEVIL was vanquished by ACID BATH in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
WISHI HADA CLUE was viciously subdued by SERGE in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
TIA MATTE overpowered NINE INCH NAIL in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
APOCALYPSE overpowered FLYING HELLFISH in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
PAUL was overpowered by REAGANOMICS in a 2 minute brutal uneven Challenge fight.
NEWT ROCKNE overpowered XARA in a action packed 2 minute uneven Challenge fray.
FLYING PIG unbelievably bested SLEEPWALKER in a exciting 3 minute gory Challenge bout.
I SEE SOUNDS overpowered NORM in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
VEXTHORNE vanquished JONATHANNIE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
BLASPHEMY demolished PETER BOND in a action packed 2 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
ARGUMENT was savagely defeated by SUBTERFUGE in a exciting 2 minute bloody fray.
PUNGENT STENCH viciously subdued WHITE LION in a popular 6 minute gory bout.
KHORA THE SMALL vanquished GEARFRIED in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fray.
MARTIN BLANK savagely defeated PAM DEMONIUM in a popular 4 minute brutal fight.
WHIFF was overpowered by LASH LARUE in a 2 minute brutal uneven bout.
SEKHAT was devastated by RETROVIRUS in a 2 minute bloody one-sided duel.
RIDDLER demolished MANIPULATOR in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
SAVORY handily defeated HALLAM in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
THE SHADOW demolished ROBIN OF SHEW-WOOD in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
REPUGNANT overpowered CEDAR in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
CONTROVERSY was handily defeated by FLATTUS MAXIMUS in a 1 minute mismatched match.
GUILLOTINE was overpowered by KNUCKLE JAW in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
THE SICKLY DWARF devastated CROUCHING HAMSTER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
ZOMBIE RAGE handily defeated MARILYN MANSON in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
BELA LUGOSI handily defeated CANNIBAL CORPSE in a 1 minute mismatched melee.
SCOVELLIE demolished ARUNDA ROCKTROLL in a exciting 2 minute gory one-sided match.
TREEFROG vanquished BILL P. GORE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
PING handily defeated CARLA in a action packed 2 minute brutal mismatched bout.
FRASIER demolished VARINA FIREHAIR in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided conflict.
MURDEROUS MALNO was overpowered by HELYSE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
LANI TYL KOGAN was handily defeated by SIR BUBBA THE BOLD in a 1 minute match.
BLACK DOMINO was subdued by ROSELLA in a 2 minute brawl.
SHEET WITH EYES savagely defeated SANDY in a exciting 2 minute brutal brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      21         PARRY-LUNGE       19 -   7 -  0      73  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  17         PARRY-STRIKE      25 -  15 -  0      63  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 10         TOTAL PARRY       46 -  31 -  1      60  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    9         AIMED BLOW       140 - 101 -  0      58  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  7         LUNGING ATTACK   101 -  87 -  3      54  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    7         SLASHING ATTACK   33 -  44 -  0      43  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      6         PARRY-RIPOSTE     36 -  49 -  0      42  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         STRIKING ATTACK   43 -  59 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         BASHING ATTACK    29 -  43 -  2      40  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         WALL OF STEEL     40 -  66 -  0      38  |

Turn 655 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW        16 -  5     LUNGING ATTACK     8 -  9         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    5 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  4         2  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        4 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     2 -  3         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      2 -  7         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  8         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  2         1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   NOREASTER 35-3896         100  39  2  317 DIRT DEVILS (1246)
PARRY-STRIKE     MARTIN BLANK 82-28434      99  30  1  269 BLOOD TITANS (1347)
BASHING ATTACK   KHORA THE SMALL 78-519    159 149  4  252 SAND DANCERS (1212)
TOTAL PARRY      PUNGENT STENCH 61-2458     68  44  2  239 FEAR FACTORY (632)
SLASHING ATTACK  DESPERADO 77-2459          60  28  2  234 POSSE (1419)
AIMED BLOW       THE LION KING 35-4124      47  22  0  232 IN THE JUNGLE (1367)
STRIKING ATTACK  REPUGNANT 97-3677          59  35  4  212 SONS OF SATAN (1371)
WALL OF STEEL    PAM DEMONIUM 32-5551       41  30  1  210 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    PROPANE TORCH 61-2524      54  54  1  207 FEAR FACTORY (632)
PARRY-LUNGE      REVANENT 15-4770           34  23  2  196 BLOODSWORN (1426)

The overall popularity leader is KHORA THE SMALL 78-519.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was DONKEY HOTAY 19-5187.  The ten other most popular fighters were 
SLEEPWALKER 74-2843, JERK O'LANTERN 33-7742, PUNGENT STENCH 61-2458, MARTIN BLANK 
82-28434, WILLY LIV 9-2930, WHITE LION 35-859, MORTIFICATION 61-2333, MAYLA TYL CRENA 
82-7113, TRUST BUSTER 1 32-5443, and SHEET WITH EYES 33-7740.

The least popular fighter this week was BILL P. GORE 32-5114.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were HALLAM 76-2369, JONATHANNIE 56-3747, NORM 47-6227, MOUSE NOYLE 
17-6252, DIJANNA 76-1992, LANI TYL KOGAN 65-2804, VARINA FIREHAIR 78-1404, CANNIBAL 
CORPSE 61-2373, MARILYN MANSON 61-1993, and CROUCHING HAMSTER 21-6184.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           0  1 0  LAPUR(29)            0  1 0  JURINE(61)           4  4 0  
NIANIA(2)            1  0 0  ARVAT(32)            7  2 0  KURUKAR(64)          0  3 0  
OSKSI(3)             0  1 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   2  1 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  2 0  
BONSUR(7)            0  1 0  MURSKA(35)           2  2 0  SENTERN(70)          1  0 0  
ZUKAL(9)             1  1 0  ZENSU(40)            1  0 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        0  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       0  1 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  0 0  SIMTAKKA(76)         0  2 0  
RIZTAB(12)           0  4 0  VEASTIAN(43)         1  1 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       3  0 0  
MALCORN(15)          2  2 0  NORTH FORK(47)       1  3 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  3 0  
WILLAF(16)           0  1 0  VITHICAR(49)         0  1 0  DWES EG(82)          2  1 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  1 0  KHALHUMS(53)         1  0 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       6  0 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          2  0 0  ROCANIS(56)          0  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  0 0  
SUNSET(21)           2  1 0  DELARQ TOR(58)       0  1 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SANDY 1-6821                24  69  1   60  HOMICIDAL MANIACS (1022)   MORDANT
 CRAZY IVAN 2-1954           27  24  5  199  MOMENT OF SILENCE (1436)   NIANIA
 WHIFF 3-7295                37  20  1  179  LEGIONS' OF HELL (1403)    OSKSI
 SEKHAT 7-2251               83 136  4  197  CASTAWAYS (1301)           BONSUR
 WILLY LIV 9-2930            47  30  2  234  THE MONGOLOIDS (48)        ZUKAL
 SAINTS 11-6248              36  18  0  200  BLACK COLOSSUS (1434)      ARUAK CITY
 RAVEN EYES 12-2709          88 101  0  205  SWEET MAGIC (717)          RIZTAB
 REVANENT 15-4770            34  23  2  196  BLOODSWORN (1426)          MALCORN
 MOONJUMPER 16-3062          78 111  1  206  PUNNY AMINALS (708)        WILLAF
 MOUSE NOYLE 17-6252         61  97  0  183  MIDDLE WAY (1058)          ALJAFIR
 DONKEY HOTAY 19-5187        54  21  1  251  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 REAGANOMICS 21-6182         38  29  1  199  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 CEDAR 29-4319               40  66  2  188  CARDOW HUNTERS (1277)      LAPUR
 ABSOLUTION 32-5301          68  20  3  268  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 ACID BATH 33-7373           35  17  1  216  DEATH PENALTY (1267)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 NOREASTER 35-3896          100  39  2  317  DIRT DEVILS (1246)         MURSKA
 BELA LUGOSI 40-4114         35  30  1  160  SUPERIOR FORCES (1344)     ZENSU
 FLYING PIG 41-4605          30   7  0  161  HELL FROZEN OVER (1428)    KATI-TEI
 LASH LARUE 43-3806          45  39  0  207  THE FAMILY (772)           VEASTIAN
 PAUL 47-6861                24  11  2  171  CHEERS (1425)              NORTH FORK
 PETER BOND 49-3089          32  50  0   89  THE BONDS (774)            VITHICAR
 SCOVELLIE 53-6579           38  41  2  197  CHAN CHI MONASTERY (1103)  KHALHUMS
 JONATHANNIE 56-3747         29  25  0  138  BAD APPLES (916)           ROCANIS
 BLACK DOMINO 58-6062        33  31  1   83  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1104)   DELARQ TOR
 PUNGENT STENCH 61-2458      68  44  2  239  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 ARGUMENT 64-3915            84  95  0  200  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
 THE SALAMINIZER 65-1413     35  33  1  198  KILLER TUNES (1116)        DAL SHANG
 RETROVIRUS 70-6086          73  44  0  221  FEAR FACTORY IV (713)      SENTERN
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843         89 162  2  150  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 DIJANNA 76-1992             50  60  1  175  SAND DANCERS (1185)        SIMTAKKA
 DESPERADO 77-2459           60  28  2  234  POSSE (1419)               MAZGOURRAH
 KHORA THE SMALL 78-519     159 149  4  252  SAND DANCERS (1212)        LIN TIRIAN
 MARTIN BLANK 82-28434       99  30  1  269  BLOOD TITANS (1347)        DWES EG
 SUBTERFUGE 84--27116        25   5  0  218  COLLUSION UNLIMITED (1427) BLACKSTONE
 REPUGNANT 97-3677           59  35  4  212  SONS OF SATAN (1371)       SHADOW GROVE
 PYG 98-1120                 18  17  4  177  BLOOD IRON (1274)          SYVYN'S HILL