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Date : 02/05/2015 Duedate: 02/18/2015
FREE BLADES ARENA
DM 103 TURN 656
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 DIRT DEVILS 35/1246 2480 1410 20 63.8 D.R.I. 21/1416
HALLOWIENERS 33/1391 FEAR FACTORY 61/632
DRAFT DODGERS 84/1394 WHO DA MAN? 12/1414
IN THE JUNGLE 35/1367 FEAR FACTORY IV 70/713
MAN OR BEAST? 19/1386 FEAR FACTORY III 82/1421
SONS OF SATAN 97/1371 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS 82/1435
ANGELS OF PAIN 32/1241 9 CHEERS 47/1425 209 263 1 44.3
DEVIL ADVOCATES 32/298 BLOOD IRON 98/1274
LEGIONS' OF HELL 3/1403 THE MONGOLOIDS 9/48
MILWAUKEE RULES 84/1409 KILLER TUNES 65/1116
THE DEVIL'S OWN 15/1398 BLACKED OUT ON... 12/1275
BLADES OF TERROR 12/1406 10 ASSORTED 32/578 1032 1403 15 42.4
FISHY FISHY FISH 18/1444 UNDER DURESS 64/743
HELL FROZEN OVER 41/1428 11-RIFF-RAFF CRE 35/46 63 86 1 42.3
WIDE WORLD OF... 84/1370 12 G.O.L.F. 17/1410 32 48 1 40.0
LORDS OF DARKNESS 84/1408 THE CHOSEN ONES 52/1445
THE GRAIL KNIGHTS 15/1429 KNIGHTS OF LEGEND 33/404
COLLUSION UNLIMITED 84/1427 13 THE BONDS 49/774 983 2150 14 31.4
2 POSSE 77/1419 58 43 0 57.4 BAD APPLES 56/916
BLOODSWORN 15/1426 THE FAMILY 43/772
DEATH PENALTY 33/1267 MIDDLE WAY 17/1058
BLACK COLOSSUS 11/1434 SWEET MAGIC 12/717
BLACK COLOSSUS 84/1432 GREENWARDENS 15/770
3 WENSINWASIN 43/1023 22 18 0 55.0 FAVORITE GUYS 61/863
4 DEAD WE SUC 32/1336 296 243 2 54.9 PUNNY AMINALS 16/708
SUPERIOR FORCES 40/1344 SAND DANCERS 76/1185
5 BLOOD TITAN 82/1347 396 342 9 53.7 SAND DANCERS 78/1212
6 CASTAWAYS 7/1301 1009 925 10 52.2 CARDOW HUNTERS 29/1277
DARKLINGS 74/1160 HOMICIDAL MANIACS 1/1022
7 EPIC WRESTL 21/1437 10 10 0 50.0 CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/1104
MOMENT OF SILENCE 2/1436 CHAN CHI MONASTERY 53/1103
8 GWAR 77/1235 543 587 8 48.1 CHAN CHI MONASTERY 65/1131
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Okay, here we are, and I'm running late again (is there any other way?), but
this time, I don't care. Probably because the sun is shining and it's nearly above
melting already. I'm going to, like, list ALL the fights, and if I think of a
comment (no promises!), I'll make it. So there. Of course, if you wrote personals,
it would help me come up with comments.
Fear Factory was most avoided, and Devil Advocates avoided them the most. Don't
these two do that a lot? Not that I mind, it's something to say.
We had forty-eight fights, eighteen challenges (one TV), and five standbys. Not
bad for a regional. I mean, look at the OTHER regionals. Small and lack-luster.
Bah.
SIR BUBBA THE BOLD (15-5249) (22-4-2,86) of THE GRAIL KNIGHTS fought SANDY (1-
6821) (24-69-1,60) of HOMICIDAL MANIACS. SIR BUBBA THE BOLD savagely defeated SANDY
in an exciting 2 minute brutal struggle. What I *hear* is that Sandy's getting
annoyed. Maybe Jorja should retire her before she takes the head off some staff
member or maybe a fan?
SHEET WITH EYES (33-7740) (18-3-0,76) of HALLOWIENERS fought DA'MEON (2-2710)
(24-18-1,88) of MOMENT OF SILENCE. SHEET WITH EYES overpowered DA'MEON in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute mismatched conflict. I didn't know you could THROW a sheet in the
arena.
PETER BOND (49-3089) (32-50-0,89) of THE BONDS fought ROSELLA (103-39) (26-25-
0,100) of the College of Mimes. PETER BOND luckily beat ROSELLA in an exciting 10
minute gory battle. Ten minutes to get lucky? This guy has, you know, a serious
problem.
BLACK DOMINO (58-6062) (33-31-1,83) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES fought BITTER ALMOND
(103-41) (14-16-4,50) of the College of Mimes. BLACK DOMINO was savagely defeated by
BITTER ALMOND in a 1 minute bloody match. Domino lost twenty-two points over this.
And he SHOULD. He just wasn't paying attention.
LANI TYL KOGAN (65-2804) (37-43-1,68) of CHAN CHI MONASTERY fought ROSELLA (103-
39) (26-25-0,100) of the College of Mimes. LANI TYL KOGAN handily defeated ROSELLA
in an action packed 2 minute mismatched bout. And Lani got thirty points for this
win. I hope she spends it wisely. Them wisely?
BLASPHEMY (32-5332) (14-1-1,108) of ANGELS OF PAIN fought SIR TRISTAM (33-3277)
(18-12-3,101) of KNIGHTS OF LEGEND. BLASPHEMY overpowered SIR TRISTAM in a popular 2
minute one-sided duel. Well, it makes sense. If a Sir does blasphemy, then he loses
a lot of his, like, legendariness. Everyone knows that.
NORM (47-6227) (26-36-2,149) of CHEERS fought XHUGHA KARGARIT (103-38) (32-28-
1,130) of the College of Mimes. NORM demolished XHUGHA KARGARIT in an exciting 2
minute one-sided match. Messy, too. I mean, any demolishment is messy, but
Kargarits are extra messy because of the fur.
MURDEROUS MALNO (78-1589) (41-80-0,136) of SAND DANCERS fought CARLA (47-6225)
(35-27-1,142) of CHEERS. MURDEROUS MALNO was narrowly defeated by CARLA in a 4
minute competition. What *I* think is, Malno gets too tense. Someone should take
him out to an alley and let him murder someone and get it, like, out of his system,
you know?
GREEN KNIGHT (33-2536) (26-24-1,155) of KNIGHTS OF LEGEND fought JONATHANNIE
(56-3747) (29-25-0,138) of BAD APPLES. GREEN KNIGHT was handily defeated by
JONATHANNIE in a 2 minute mismatched duel. This is probably because apples know all
ABOUT green. But maybe Jonathannie just didn't want to kiss Mrs. Knight. You never
know.
PAUL (47-6861) (24-11-2,171) of CHEERS fought CANNIBAL CORPSE (61-2373) (43-63-
4,139) of FEAR FACTORY. PAUL vanquished CANNIBAL CORPSE in a 1 minute one-sided
struggle. One of the clerks made a really bad note about this fight, but I'm not
going to use it. You can probably imagine it yourself anyway.
FLYING HELLFISH (82-7132) (20-11-1,171) of CARNIVAL OF CHAOS fought FRASIER (47-
6224) (31-32-0,147) of CHEERS. FLYING HELLFISH savagely defeated FRASIER in an
exciting 3 minute gruesome fight. And here Frasier thought it was just a whatsit, a
chimera? Something like that, along with the pink elephants and the blue spiders.
XARA (78-2254) (31-24-0,159) of SAND DANCERS fought LOSING IS FUN (12-6330) (41-
32-1,179) of WHO DA MAN?. XARA overcame LOSING IS FUN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute
gruesome match. Everyone is so glad to help Losing have more fun.
HALLAM (76-2369) (28-51-0,154) of SAND DANCERS fought T-TOTALLER (2-2033) (23-
19-2,172) of MOMENT OF SILENCE. HALLAM was overpowered by T-TOTALLER in a 1 minute
one-sided duel. Does this mean Hallam has to be silent? No personal? Or just
sober. Or, hmm, maybe he just can't use a T when he does his personal....
THE SALAMINIZER (65-1413) (35-33-1,198) of KILLER TUNES fought TREEFROG (15-
4177) (46-87-0,153) of GREENWARDENS. THE SALAMINIZER won victory over TREEFROG in a
2 minute bout. This is really hard on the trees, you know.
MOONJUMPER (16-3062) (78-111-1,206) of PUNNY AMINALS fought WHIFF (3-7295) (37-
20-1,179) of LEGIONS' OF HELL. MOONJUMPER overpowered WHIFF in a crowd pleasing 3
minute brutal one-sided match. Darn, if I don't stop doing comments for EVERY fight,
I'm going to be SOOO far behind... maybe I should stop for a while.
BACARDI LIMON (12-5509) (25-28-0,183) of BLACKED OUT ON... fought MORTIFICATION
(61-2333) (68-60-4,206) of FEAR FACTORY. BACARDI LIMON was bested by MORTIFICATION
in an action packed 1 minute bout. This what getting blacked out DOES, it causes
mortification. Now, if you'd put an umbrella in that, things would be different.
GEARFRIED (43-4270) (38-20-0,193) of WENSINWASIN fought BELA LUGOSI (40-4114)
(35-30-1,160) of SUPERIOR FORCES. GEARFRIED devastated BELA LUGOSI in a 1 minute
one-sided battle. Fried gears are greasy, you know.
RAVEN EYES (12-2709) (88-101-0,205) of SWEET MAGIC fought FLATTUS MAXIMUS (77-
2125) (65-71-2,207) of GWAR. RAVEN EYES devastated FLATTUS MAXIMUS in a 1 minute
one-sided duel. Wow, talk about a TEMPER! Raven Eyes was totally amazing with this.
SAVORY (32-4143) (75-77-1,191) of DEAD WE SUCK fought LUCK DEVIL (15-5162) (36-
30-1,195) of THE DEVIL'S OWN. SAVORY was overpowered by LUCK DEVIL in an exciting 1
minute uneven bout. Hey, he isn't called Lucky Devil for, you know, nothing.
TIA MATTE (32-5321) (59-39-0,209) of DEVIL ADVOCATES fought DIJANNA (76-1992)
(50-60-1,175) of SAND DANCERS. TIA MATTE demolished DIJANNA in an exciting 1 minute
one-sided fight. Really, some people should have stayed inactive.
PAM DEMONIUM (32-5551) (41-30-1,210) of DEVIL ADVOCATES fought MARILYN MANSON
(61-1993) (48-44-2,177) of FEAR FACTORY. PAM DEMONIUM overpowered MARILYN MANSON in
a popular 3 minute brutal uneven duel. Why do guys get all excited when women fight
each other? When GUYS fight each other, sure, I can see that, but women?
CRAZY IVAN (2-1954) (27-24-5,199) of MOMENT OF SILENCE fought CROUCHING HAMSTER
(21-6184) (38-42-1,179) of D.R.I.. CRAZY IVAN viciously subdued CROUCHING HAMSTER in
an exciting 2 minute gory duel. You can't tell me Crazy Ivan was silent even for a
MOMENT. I just don't believe it.
SEKHAT (7-2251) (83-136-4,197) of CASTAWAYS fought MANIPULATOR (64-3490) (58-
140-6,166) of UNDER DURESS. SEKHAT overpowered MANIPULATOR in a 1 minute one-sided
fray. Probably because of the tail.
HEADLESS NORSEMAN (33-7758) (50-30-1,249) of HALLOWIENERS fought HATHU (103-32)
(5-1-0,250) of the College of Mimes. HEADLESS NORSEMAN vanquished HATHU in an action
packed 1 minute uneven bout. Well, of course. Hathu didn't know where to LOOK.
ABSOLUTION (32-5301) (68-20-3,268) of ANGELS OF PAIN fought RIDDLER (61-1856)
(95-69-1,194) of FEAR FACTORY. ABSOLUTION viciously subdued RIDDLER in a popular 6
minute brutal fight. Well, *I* don't think Riddler should get absolution.
MARTIN BLANK (82-28434) (99-30-1,269) of BLOOD TITANS fought REPUGNANT (97-3677)
(59-35-4,212) of SONS OF SATAN. MARTIN BLANK overpowered REPUGNANT in a popular 1
minute one-sided duel. Good trick, because, you know, RE-Pugnant means pugnant
twice, and pugnant means hitting people first.
PUNGENT STENCH (61-2458) (68-44-2,239) of FEAR FACTORY fought ARGUMENT (64-3915)
(84-95-0,200) of UNDER DURESS. PUNGENT STENCH subdued ARGUMENT in a 2 minute fight.
Well, okay, that WORKS, but is it WORTH it?
DONKEY HOTAY (19-5187) (54-21-1,251) of MAN OR BEAST? fought ROOSTER (65-1414)
(35-34-1,196) of KILLER TUNES. DONKEY HOTAY viciously subdued ROOSTER in a crowd
pleasing 2 minute gory fray. The Rooster was sitting on a windmill, you know? Like,
totally a mistake.
RETROVIRUS (70-6086) (73-44-0,221) of FEAR FACTORY IV fought SERGE (32-3549)
(71-105-0,202) of ASSORTED. RETROVIRUS beat SERGE in a 2 minute fray. I can't help
it, this one was boring.
KNUCKLE JAW (77-2129) (67-68-2,223) of GWAR fought CONTROVERSY (64-3914) (73-
106-1,185) of UNDER DURESS. KNUCKLE JAW devastated CONTROVERSY in an action packed 1
minute brutal one-sided bout. I wonder what Knuckle Jaw would do against Jello
Knuckles over in Storm Rock?
The challenges, which means I'm more than two thirds of the way through, at least I
think it means that:
BILL P. GORE (32-5114) (34-10-1,117) of DEVIL ADVOCATES challenged VARINA
FIREHAIR (78-1404) (33-51-0,114) of SAND DANCERS. Down 3. BILL P. GORE defeated
VARINA FIREHAIR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge conflict.
VEXTHORNE (84-7044) (19-7-1,160) of BLACK COLOSSUS challenged PYG (98-1120) (18-
17-4,177) of BLOOD IRON. Up 17. VEXTHORNE demolished PYG in an exciting 1 minute
one-sided Challenge bout.
I SEE SOUNDS (21-5704) (25-18-1,168) of EPIC WRESTLING challenged PING (17-3787)
(27-17-1,167) of G.O.L.F.. Down 1. I SEE SOUNDS was devastated by PING in an
exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl. I guess the pings confused I See.
FLYING PIG (41-4605) (30-7-0,161) of HELL FROZEN OVER challenged SLEEPWALKER
(74-2843) (89-162-2,150) of DARKLINGS. Down 11. FLYING PIG overcame SLEEPWALKER in
a crowd pleasing 4 minute Challenge bout. We probably have more down-challenges than
Darkholm, because they don't have enough FIGHTS.
REVANENT (15-4770) (34-23-2,196) of BLOODSWORN challenged SCOVELLIE (53-6579)
(38-41-2,197) of CHAN CHI MONASTERY. Up 1. REVANENT viciously subdued SCOVELLIE in
a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge bout.
GUILLOTINE (12-6588) (32-15-2,190) of BLADES OF TERROR challenged WISHI HADA
CLUE (9-787) (51-47-1,185) of THE MONGOLOIDS. Down 5. GUILLOTINE savagely defeated
WISHI HADA CLUE in a 4 minute Challenge conflict.
APOCALYPSE (32-5711) (28-8-1,194) of ANGELS OF PAIN challenged NINE INCH NAIL
(61-2273) (49-53-4,193) of FEAR FACTORY. Down 1. APOCALYPSE devastated NINE INCH
NAIL in a 2 minute bloody one-sided Challenge battle.
JERK O'LANTERN (33-7742) (47-22-1,193) of HALLOWIENERS challenged CEDAR (29-
4319) (40-66-2,188) of CARDOW HUNTERS. Down 5. JERK O'LANTERN overpowered CEDAR in
a 3 minute one-sided Challenge match.
COREY THE MOOSE (84-19615) (45-27-0,199) of DRAFT DODGERS challenged REAGANOMICS
(21-6182) (38-29-1,199) of D.R.I.. Straight across. COREY THE MOOSE slimly won
victory over REAGANOMICS in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
THE SICKLY DWARF (84-24303) (34-12-1,208) of MILWAUKEE RULES challenged PROPANE
TORCH (61-2524) (54-54-1,207) of FEAR FACTORY. Down 1. THE SICKLY DWARF won victory
over PROPANE TORCH in a popular 2 minute Challenge fight.
TRUST BUSTER 1 (32-5443) (51-10-0,207) of DEVIL ADVOCATES challenged LASH LARUE
(43-3806) (45-39-0,207) of THE FAMILY. Straight across. TRUST BUSTER 1 won victory
over LASH LARUE in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
SHADOW (84-26165) (31-19-0,203) of LORDS OF DARKNESS challenged SAINTS (11-6248)
(36-18-0,200) of BLACK COLOSSUS. Down 3. SHADOW was vanquished by SAINTS in a 1
minute uneven Challenge duel.
NEWT ROCKNE (19-5179) (32-13-1,181) of MAN OR BEAST? challenged MOUSE NOYLE (17-
6252) (61-97-0,183) of MIDDLE WAY. Up 2. NEWT ROCKNE overpowered MOUSE NOYLE in a
popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
DESPERADO (77-2459) (60-28-2,234) of POSSE challenged THE SHADOW (61-2742) (42-
66-0,215) of FAVORITE GUYS. Down 19. DESPERADO devastated THE SHADOW in a popular 1
minute bloody uneven Challenge brawl. The Shadow was most challenged. Everybody's
afraid of what he KNOWS.
SUBTERFUGE (84-38420) (25-5-0,218) of COLLUSION UNLIMITED challenged ACID BATH
(33-7373) (35-17-1,216) of DEATH PENALTY. Down 2. SUBTERFUGE defeated ACID BATH in
an exciting 2 minute Challenge fight.
THE LION KING (35-4124) (47-22-0,232) of IN THE JUNGLE challenged WILLY LIV (9-
2930) (47-30-2,234) of THE MONGOLOIDS. Up 2. THE LION KING slimly lost to WILLY LIV
in a crowd pleasing 5 minute Challenge brawl. Of course, we have more up-challenges
than Andorak, too.
ZOMBIE RAGE (84-15614) (27-14-0,217) of WIDE WORLD OF... challenged MAYLA TYL
CRENA (82-7113) (51-45-0,215) of FEAR FACTORY III. Down 5. ZOMBIE RAGE was luckily
beaten by MAYLA TYL CRENA in a 2 minute Challenge melee.
And for the title, and our only TV challenge:
NOREASTER (35-3896) (100-39-2,317) of DIRT DEVILS TV challenged KHORA THE SMALL
(78-519) (159-149-4,252) of SAND DANCERS. Down 65. NOREASTER viciously subdued
KHORA THE SMALL in a 6 minute Challenge Title fight. Congratulations, Noreaster, but
try not to bring so much cold weather, okay?
Debby T.
LORD-MARSHALL W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
NOREASTER 35-3896 101 39 2 330 DIRT DEVILS (1246) MURSKA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MARTIN BLANK 82-28434 100 30 1 291 BLOOD TITANS (1347) DWES EG
ABSOLUTION 32-5301 69 20 3 287 ANGELS OF PAIN (1241) ARVAT
HEADLESS NORSEMAN 33-7758 51 30 1 262 HALLOWIENERS (1391) NIATOLI ISLAND
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DONKEY HOTAY 19-5187 55 21 1 259 MAN OR BEAST? (1386) ZUWAYZA
WILLY LIV 9-2930 48 30 2 255 THE MONGOLOIDS (48) ZUKAL
PUNGENT STENCH 61-2458 69 44 2 245 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
DESPERADO 77-2459 61 28 2 245 POSSE (1419) MAZGOURRAH
SUBTERFUGE 84-38420 26 5 235 COLLUSION UNLIMITED (1427) BLACKSTONE
KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129 68 68 2 230 GWAR (1235) MAZGOURRAH
MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113 52 45 228 FEAR FACTORY III (1421) DWES EG
RETROVIRUS 70-6086 74 44 227 FEAR FACTORY IV (713) SENTERN
MOONJUMPER 16-3062 79 111 1 223 PUNNY AMINALS (708) WILLAF
PAM DEMONIUM 32-5551 42 30 1 219 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298) ARVAT
SAINTS 11-6248 37 18 217 BLACK COLOSSUS (1434) ARUAK CITY
TRUST BUSTER 1 32-5443 52 10 216 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298) ARVAT
THE SICKLY DWARF 84-24303 35 12 1 216 MILWAUKEE RULES (1409) BLACKSTONE
RAVEN EYES 12-2709 89 101 215 SWEET MAGIC (717) RIZTAB
TIA MATTE 32-5321 60 39 214 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298) ARVAT
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KHORA THE SMALL 78-519 159 150 4 210 SAND DANCERS (1212) LIN TIRIAN
COREY THE MOOSE 84-19615 46 27 210 DRAFT DODGERS (1394) BLACKSTONE
MORTIFICATION 61-2333 69 60 4 208 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
REPUGNANT 97-3677 59 36 4 208 SONS OF SATAN (1371) SHADOW GROVE
RIDDLER 61-1856 95 70 1 206 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
LASH LARUE 43-3806 45 40 206 THE FAMILY (772) VEASTIAN
JERK O'LANTERN 33-7742 48 22 1 205 HALLOWIENERS (1391) NIATOLI ISLAND
LUCK DEVIL 15-5162 37 30 1 205 THE DEVIL'S OWN (1398) MALCORN
REVANENT 15-4770 35 23 2 205 BLOODSWORN (1426) MALCORN
APOCALYPSE 32-5711 29 8 1 205 ANGELS OF PAIN (1241) ARVAT
SERGE 32-3549 71 106 204 ASSORTED (578) ARVAT
ROOSTER 65-1414 35 35 1 204 KILLER TUNES (1116) DAL SHANG
THE LION KING 35-4124 47 23 203 IN THE JUNGLE (1367) MURSKA
-WAILIN' VAN HALEN 35-845 43 36 2 202 RIFF-RAFF CREW (46) MURSKA
CRAZY IVAN 2-1954 28 24 5 202 MOMENT OF SILENCE (1436) NIANIA
ARGUMENT 64-3915 84 96 201 UNDER DURESS (743) KURUKAR
PROPANE TORCH 61-2524 54 55 1 201 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
ACID BATH 33-7373 35 18 1 201 DEATH PENALTY (1267) NIATOLI ISLAND
REAGANOMICS 21-6182 38 30 1 200 D.R.I. (1416) SUNSET
THE SALAMINIZER 65-1413 36 33 1 200 KILLER TUNES (1116) DAL SHANG
ZOMBIE RAGE 84-15614 27 15 200 WIDE WORLD OF... (1370) BLACKSTONE
SEKHAT 7-2251 84 136 4 199 CASTAWAYS (1301) BONSUR
-WHITE LION 35-859 44 33 199 RIFF-RAFF CREW (46) MURSKA
GUILLOTINE 12-6588 33 15 2 199 BLADES OF TERROR (1406) RIZTAB
THE SHADOW 61-2742 42 67 198 FAVORITE GUYS (863) JURINE
GEARFRIED 43-4270 39 20 198 WENSINWASIN (1023) VEASTIAN
SCOVELLIE 53-6579 38 42 2 195 CHAN CHI MONASTERY (1103) KHALHUMS
SHADOW 84-26165 31 20 195 LORDS OF DARKNESS (1408) BLACKSTONE
NEWT ROCKNE 19-5179 33 13 1 193 MAN OR BEAST? (1386) ZUWAYZA
FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125 65 72 2 190 GWAR (1235) MAZGOURRAH
NINE INCH NAIL 61-2273 49 54 4 188 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
WISHI HADA CLUE 9-787 51 48 1 187 THE MONGOLOIDS (48) ZUKAL
CEDAR 29-4319 40 67 2 186 CARDOW HUNTERS (1277) LAPUR
SAVORY 32-4143 75 78 1 184 DEAD WE SUCK (1336) ARVAT
BACARDI LIMON 12-5509 25 29 184 BLACKED OUT ON... (1275) RIZTAB
PING 17-3787 28 17 1 183 G.O.L.F. (1410) ALJAFIR
XARA 78-2254 32 24 182 SAND DANCERS (1212) LIN TIRIAN
VEXTHORNE 84-7044 20 7 1 181 BLACK COLOSSUS (1432) BLACKSTONE
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CROUCHING HAMSTER 21-6184 38 43 1 180 D.R.I. (1416) SUNSET
CONTROVERSY 64-3914 73 107 1 179 UNDER DURESS (743) KURUKAR
MOUSE NOYLE 17-6252 61 98 177 MIDDLE WAY (1058) ALJAFIR
MARILYN MANSON 61-1993 48 45 2 177 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
DIJANNA 76-1992 50 61 1 176 SAND DANCERS (1185) SIMTAKKA
WHIFF 3-7295 37 21 1 175 LEGIONS' OF HELL (1403) OSKSI
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PAUL 47-6861 25 11 2 174 CHEERS (1425) NORTH FORK
FLYING HELLFISH 82-7132 21 11 1 173 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1435) DWES EG
LOSING IS FUN 12-6330 41 33 1 169 WHO DA MAN? (1414) RIZTAB
FLYING PIG 41-4605 31 7 166 HELL FROZEN OVER (1428) KATI-TEI
MANIPULATOR 64-3490 58 141 6 164 UNDER DURESS (743) KURUKAR
BELA LUGOSI 40-4114 35 31 1 163 SUPERIOR FORCES (1344) ZENSU
TREEFROG 15-4177 46 88 161 GREENWARDENS (770) MALCORN
JONATHANNIE 56-3747 30 25 161 BAD APPLES (916) ROCANIS
PYG 98-1120 18 18 4 161 BLOOD IRON (1274) SYVYN'S HILL
I SEE SOUNDS 21-5704 25 19 1 160 EPIC WRESTLING (1437) SUNSET
NORM 47-6227 27 36 2 159 CHEERS (1425) NORTH FORK
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SLEEPWALKER 74-2843 89 163 2 150 DARKLINGS (1160) DAYLA KIV
FRASIER 47-6224 31 33 150 CHEERS (1425) NORTH FORK
HALLAM 76-2369 28 52 150 SAND DANCERS (1185) SIMTAKKA
CARLA 47-6225 36 27 1 148 CHEERS (1425) NORTH FORK
CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373 43 64 4 141 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
MURDEROUS MALNO 78-1589 41 81 138 SAND DANCERS (1212) LIN TIRIAN
GREEN KNIGHT 33-2536 26 25 1 138 KNIGHTS OF LEGEND (404) NIATOLI ISLAND
BILL P. GORE 32-5114 35 10 1 122 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298) ARVAT
BLASPHEMY 32-5332 15 1 1 122 ANGELS OF PAIN (1241) ARVAT
VARINA FIREHAIR 78-1404 33 52 116 SAND DANCERS (1212) LIN TIRIAN
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PETER BOND 49-3089 33 50 100 THE BONDS (774) VITHICAR
LANI TYL KOGAN 65-2804 38 43 1 98 CHAN CHI MONASTERY (1131) DAL SHANG
SIR TRISTAM 33-3277 18 13 3 97 KNIGHTS OF LEGEND (404) NIATOLI ISLAND
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SIR BUBBA THE BOLD 15-5249 23 4 2 88 THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429) MALCORN
SANDY 1-6821 24 70 1 67 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (1022) MORDANT
BLACK DOMINO 58-6062 33 32 1 61 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1104) DELARQ TOR
-SETI 52-1903 16 8 53 THE CHOSEN ONES (1445) FRATSFA
-SUSHI HANGOVER 18-10313 12 1 1 38 FISHY FISHY FISH (1444) TALCAMA
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Flying Pig -- Hm. I could say something quite disparaging about your fighting
tactics. -- Sleepwalker
Retrovirus -- My weapon didn't work well against you, did it? -- Sekhat
If Debby Tonte can get away with "no comment," I don't see why WE have to write
personals! -- Khora the Small and Annoyed
Because.
Sheet with Eyes -- Where's my pepper spray...? -- Sandy
I was being courteous to Rosella, okay? She's got a rotten job. -- Black Domino
Sir Bubba the Bold -- Why do you stay HERE? Why not go out into the world and have
bold adventures? -- Lani tyl Kogan
Women shouldn't gladiate. -- Murderous Malno
Frasier -- If the secret is whatever you're drinking, I'll try some! But if it's
your manager, I'm stuck. -- Varina Firehair
Bill P. Gore -- You looked like a fly to me. Zap! -- Treefrog
Back in Khalhums where I trained, we knew what to DO with rocktrolls. -- Scovellie
Repugnant -- You definitely are. -- Cedar
*I* knew what Evil the Shew could do! -- The Shadow
Savory -- If you're dead, I *still* wouldn't want to use you as fertilizer. -- Hallam
P.S. You'd poison the fields.
Whiff -- Take THAT! Ha! -- Lash Larue, rendered nearly speechless by the victory
Gearfried -- Not even with pesto sauce. -- Khora the Small
Blasphemy -- I knew there would be days like this, but now I'm finding it
increasingly attractive to voluteer--at this season!--for an expedition to reopen the
city of Vithicar. Not the arena, there are too many small arenas already, but I
wouldn't mind seeing some old familiar sites. -- Peter Bond
Vexthorne -- See if I help YOU keep the doctor away! -- Jonathannie, a Good Apple
Newt Rockne -- Beast, I think. -- Xara
Trust Buster -- Yes... you're well named. I wouldn't trust you an inch. --
Moonjumper
P.S. I, too, am looking with favor on an adventure back home....
Shadow -- Just because I gnawed your books? They were in a closet, you never looked
at them, why should I NOT gnaw them? -- Mouse Noyle
Rooster -- You'd be good fried, I think. -- Dijanna
Noreaster -- Whew! I did NOT want the title. Thanks. -- Raven Eyes
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
NOREASTER viciously subdued KHORA THE SMALL in a 6 minute Challenge Title fight.
ZOMBIE RAGE was luckily beaten by MAYLA TYL CRENA in a 2 minute Challenge melee.
THE LION KING slimly lost to WILLY LIV in a crowd pleasing 5 minute Challenge brawl.
SUBTERFUGE defeated ACID BATH in a exciting 2 minute Challenge fight.
DESPERADO devastated THE SHADOW in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven Challenge brawl.
NEWT ROCKNE overpowered MOUSE NOYLE in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
SHADOW was vanquished by SAINTS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
TRUST BUSTER 1 won victory over LASH LARUE in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
THE SICKLY DWARF won victory over PROPANE TORCH in a popular 2 minute Challenge fight.
COREY THE MOOSE slimly won victory over REAGANOMICS in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
JERK O'LANTERN overpowered CEDAR in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge match.
APOCALYPSE devastated NINE INCH NAIL in a 2 minute bloody one-sided Challenge battle.
GUILLOTINE savagely defeated WISHI HADA CLUE in a 4 minute Challenge conflict.
REVANENT viciously subdued SCOVELLIE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge bout.
FLYING PIG overcame SLEEPWALKER in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Challenge bout.
I SEE SOUNDS was devastated by PING in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
VEXTHORNE demolished PYG in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
BILL P. GORE defeated VARINA FIREHAIR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge conflict.
KNUCKLE JAW devastated CONTROVERSY in a action packed 1 minute brutal one-sided bout.
RETROVIRUS beat SERGE in a 2 minute fray.
DONKEY HOTAY viciously subdued ROOSTER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory fray.
PUNGENT STENCH subdued ARGUMENT in a 2 minute fight.
MARTIN BLANK overpowered REPUGNANT in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
ABSOLUTION viciously subdued RIDDLER in a popular 6 minute brutal fight.
HEADLESS NORSEMAN vanquished HATHU in a action packed 1 minute uneven bout.
SEKHAT overpowered MANIPULATOR in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
CRAZY IVAN viciously subdued CROUCHING HAMSTER in a exciting 2 minute gory duel.
PAM DEMONIUM overpowered MARILYN MANSON in a popular 3 minute brutal uneven duel.
TIA MATTE demolished DIJANNA in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
SAVORY was overpowered by LUCK DEVIL in a exciting 1 minute uneven bout.
RAVEN EYES devastated FLATTUS MAXIMUS in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
GEARFRIED devastated BELA LUGOSI in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
BACARDI LIMON was bested by MORTIFICATION in a action packed 1 minute bout.
MOONJUMPER overpowered WHIFF in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal one-sided match.
THE SALAMINIZER won victory over TREEFROG in a 2 minute bout.
HALLAM was overpowered by T-TOTALLER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
XARA overcame LOSING IS FUN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gruesome match.
FLYING HELLFISH savagely defeated FRASIER in a exciting 3 minute gruesome fight.
PAUL vanquished CANNIBAL CORPSE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
GREEN KNIGHT was handily defeated by JONATHANNIE in a 2 minute mismatched duel.
MURDEROUS MALNO was narrowly defeated by CARLA in a 4 minute competition.
NORM demolished XHUGHA KARGARIT in a exciting 2 minute one-sided match.
BLASPHEMY overpowered SIR TRISTAM in a popular 2 minute one-sided duel.
LANI TYL KOGAN handily defeated ROSELLA in a action packed 2 minute mismatched bout.
BLACK DOMINO was savagely defeated by BITTER ALMOND in a 1 minute bloody match.
PETER BOND luckily beat ROSELLA in a exciting 10 minute gory battle.
SHEET WITH EYES overpowered DA'MEON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched conflict.
SIR BUBBA THE BOLD savagely defeated SANDY in a exciting 2 minute brutal struggle.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 22 PARRY-LUNGE 17 - 7 - 0 71 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 17 PARRY-STRIKE 25 - 15 - 0 63 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 10 TOTAL PARRY 45 - 30 - 1 60 |
|WALL OF STEEL 9 AIMED BLOW 139 - 97 - 0 59 |
|TOTAL PARRY 7 LUNGING ATTACK 101 - 84 - 3 55 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 STRIKING ATTACK 46 - 54 - 0 46 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 7 PARRY-RIPOSTE 34 - 48 - 0 41 |
|BASHING ATTACK 6 SLASHING ATTACK 31 - 45 - 0 41 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 4 WALL OF STEEL 39 - 64 - 0 38 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 BASHING ATTACK 24 - 45 - 2 35 |
Turn 656 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 4 5 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 7 - 3 SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 4 2 PARRY-STRIKE
LUNGING ATTACK 11 - 6 WALL OF STEEL 2 - 7 2 AIMED BLOW
TOTAL PARRY 4 - 3 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 5 1 TOTAL PARRY
AIMED BLOW 12 - 10 1 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK NOREASTER 35-3896 101 39 2 330 DIRT DEVILS (1246)
PARRY-STRIKE MARTIN BLANK 82-28434 100 30 1 291 BLOOD TITANS (1347)
AIMED BLOW HEADLESS NORSEMAN 33-7758 51 30 1 262 HALLOWIENERS (1391)
TOTAL PARRY PUNGENT STENCH 61-2458 69 44 2 245 FEAR FACTORY (632)
SLASHING ATTACK DESPERADO 77-2459 61 28 2 245 POSSE (1419)
STRIKING ATTACK MOONJUMPER 16-3062 79 111 1 223 PUNNY AMINALS (708)
WALL OF STEEL PAM DEMONIUM 32-5551 42 30 1 219 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)
BASHING ATTACK KHORA THE SMALL 78-519 159 150 4 210 SAND DANCERS (1212)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-LUNGE REVANENT 15-4770 35 23 2 205 BLOODSWORN (1426)
PARRY-RIPOSTE PROPANE TORCH 61-2524 54 55 1 201 FEAR FACTORY (632)
The overall popularity leader is SLEEPWALKER 74-2843. The most popular warrior this
turn was SLEEPWALKER 74-2843. The ten other most popular fighters were ABSOLUTION
32-5301, WILLY LIV 9-2930, NOREASTER 35-3896, KHORA THE SMALL 78-519, GUILLOTINE
12-6588, RIDDLER 61-1856, MOONJUMPER 16-3062, FLYING HELLFISH 82-7132, SIR BUBBA THE
BOLD 15-5249, and DONKEY HOTAY 19-5187.
The least popular fighter this week was DA'MEON 2-2710. The other ten least popular
fighters were CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373, HALLAM 76-2369, BELA LUGOSI 40-4114, SHADOW
84-26165, MOUSE NOYLE 17-6252, SANDY 1-6821, BLACK DOMINO 58-6062, SIR TRISTAM
33-3277, FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125, and DIJANNA 76-1992.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 0 1 0 LAPUR(29) 0 1 0 JURINE(61) 2 6 0
NIANIA(2) 2 1 0 ARVAT(32) 7 2 0 KURUKAR(64) 0 3 0
OSKSI(3) 0 1 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 3 3 0 DAL SHANG(65) 2 1 0
BONSUR(7) 1 0 0 MURSKA(35) 1 1 0 SENTERN(70) 1 0 0
ZUKAL(9) 1 1 0 ZENSU(40) 0 1 0 DAYLA KIV(74) 0 1 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 1 0 0 KATI-TEI(41) 1 0 0 SIMTAKKA(76) 0 2 0
RIZTAB(12) 2 2 0 VEASTIAN(43) 1 1 0 MAZGOURRAH(77) 2 1 0
MALCORN(15) 3 1 0 NORTH FORK(47) 3 1 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 1 3 0
WILLAF(16) 1 0 0 VITHICAR(49) 1 0 0 DWES EG(82) 3 0 0
ALJAFIR(17) 1 1 0 KHALHUMS(53) 0 1 0 BLACKSTONE(84) 4 2 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 2 0 0 ROCANIS(56) 1 0 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 0 1 0
SUNSET(21) 0 3 0 DELARQ TOR(58) 0 1 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SANDY 1-6821 24 70 1 67 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (1022) MORDANT
CRAZY IVAN 2-1954 28 24 5 202 MOMENT OF SILENCE (1436) NIANIA
WHIFF 3-7295 37 21 1 175 LEGIONS' OF HELL (1403) OSKSI
SEKHAT 7-2251 84 136 4 199 CASTAWAYS (1301) BONSUR
WILLY LIV 9-2930 48 30 2 255 THE MONGOLOIDS (48) ZUKAL
SAINTS 11-6248 37 18 0 217 BLACK COLOSSUS (1434) ARUAK CITY
RAVEN EYES 12-2709 89 101 0 215 SWEET MAGIC (717) RIZTAB
LUCK DEVIL 15-5162 37 30 1 205 THE DEVIL'S OWN (1398) MALCORN
MOONJUMPER 16-3062 79 111 1 223 PUNNY AMINALS (708) WILLAF
PING 17-3787 28 17 1 183 G.O.L.F. (1410) ALJAFIR
DONKEY HOTAY 19-5187 55 21 1 259 MAN OR BEAST? (1386) ZUWAYZA
REAGANOMICS 21-6182 38 30 1 200 D.R.I. (1416) SUNSET
CEDAR 29-4319 40 67 2 186 CARDOW HUNTERS (1277) LAPUR
ABSOLUTION 32-5301 69 20 3 287 ANGELS OF PAIN (1241) ARVAT
HEADLESS NORSEMAN 33-7758 51 30 1 262 HALLOWIENERS (1391) NIATOLI ISLAND
NOREASTER 35-3896 101 39 2 330 DIRT DEVILS (1246) MURSKA
BELA LUGOSI 40-4114 35 31 1 163 SUPERIOR FORCES (1344) ZENSU
FLYING PIG 41-4605 31 7 0 166 HELL FROZEN OVER (1428) KATI-TEI
LASH LARUE 43-3806 45 40 0 206 THE FAMILY (772) VEASTIAN
PAUL 47-6861 25 11 2 174 CHEERS (1425) NORTH FORK
PETER BOND 49-3089 33 50 0 100 THE BONDS (774) VITHICAR
SCOVELLIE 53-6579 38 42 2 195 CHAN CHI MONASTERY (1103) KHALHUMS
JONATHANNIE 56-3747 30 25 0 161 BAD APPLES (916) ROCANIS
BLACK DOMINO 58-6062 33 32 1 61 CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1104) DELARQ TOR
PUNGENT STENCH 61-2458 69 44 2 245 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
ARGUMENT 64-3915 84 96 0 201 UNDER DURESS (743) KURUKAR
ROOSTER 65-1414 35 35 1 204 KILLER TUNES (1116) DAL SHANG
RETROVIRUS 70-6086 74 44 0 227 FEAR FACTORY IV (713) SENTERN
SLEEPWALKER 74-2843 89 163 2 150 DARKLINGS (1160) DAYLA KIV
DIJANNA 76-1992 50 61 1 176 SAND DANCERS (1185) SIMTAKKA
DESPERADO 77-2459 61 28 2 245 POSSE (1419) MAZGOURRAH
KHORA THE SMALL 78-519 159 150 4 210 SAND DANCERS (1212) LIN TIRIAN
MARTIN BLANK 82-28434 100 30 1 291 BLOOD TITANS (1347) DWES EG
SUBTERFUGE 84--27116 26 5 0 235 COLLUSION UNLIMITED (1427) BLACKSTONE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
REPUGNANT 97-3677 59 36 4 208 SONS OF SATAN (1371) SHADOW GROVE
PYG 98-1120 18 18 4 161 BLOOD IRON (1274) SYVYN'S HILL
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