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Date   : 02/05/2015    Duedate: 02/18/2015

FREE BLADES ARENA

DM 103    TURN 656

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 DIRT DEVILS 35/1246 2480 1410  20 63.8      D.R.I. 21/1416
    HALLOWIENERS 33/1391                        FEAR FACTORY 61/632
    DRAFT DODGERS 84/1394                       WHO DA MAN? 12/1414
    IN THE JUNGLE 35/1367                       FEAR FACTORY IV 70/713
    MAN OR BEAST? 19/1386                       FEAR FACTORY III 82/1421
    SONS OF SATAN 97/1371                       CARNIVAL OF CHAOS 82/1435
    ANGELS OF PAIN 32/1241                    9 CHEERS 47/1425       209  263   1 44.3
    DEVIL ADVOCATES 32/298                      BLOOD IRON 98/1274
    LEGIONS' OF HELL 3/1403                     THE MONGOLOIDS 9/48
    MILWAUKEE RULES 84/1409                     KILLER TUNES 65/1116
    THE DEVIL'S OWN 15/1398                     BLACKED OUT ON... 12/1275
    BLADES OF TERROR 12/1406                 10 ASSORTED 32/578     1032 1403  15 42.4
    FISHY FISHY FISH 18/1444                    UNDER DURESS 64/743
    HELL FROZEN OVER 41/1428                 11-RIFF-RAFF CRE 35/46   63   86   1 42.3
    WIDE WORLD OF... 84/1370                 12 G.O.L.F. 17/1410      32   48   1 40.0
    LORDS OF DARKNESS 84/1408                   THE CHOSEN ONES 52/1445
    THE GRAIL KNIGHTS 15/1429                   KNIGHTS OF LEGEND 33/404
    COLLUSION UNLIMITED 84/1427              13 THE BONDS 49/774     983 2150  14 31.4
  2 POSSE 77/1419         58   43   0 57.4      BAD APPLES 56/916
    BLOODSWORN 15/1426                          THE FAMILY 43/772
    DEATH PENALTY 33/1267                       MIDDLE WAY 17/1058
    BLACK COLOSSUS 11/1434                      SWEET MAGIC 12/717
    BLACK COLOSSUS 84/1432                      GREENWARDENS 15/770
  3 WENSINWASIN 43/1023   22   18   0 55.0      FAVORITE GUYS 61/863
  4 DEAD WE SUC 32/1336  296  243   2 54.9      PUNNY AMINALS 16/708
    SUPERIOR FORCES 40/1344                     SAND DANCERS 76/1185
  5 BLOOD TITAN 82/1347  396  342   9 53.7      SAND DANCERS 78/1212
  6 CASTAWAYS 7/1301    1009  925  10 52.2      CARDOW HUNTERS 29/1277
    DARKLINGS 74/1160                           HOMICIDAL MANIACS 1/1022
  7 EPIC WRESTL 21/1437   10   10   0 50.0      CIRQUE DU MASQUES 58/1104
    MOMENT OF SILENCE 2/1436                    CHAN CHI MONASTERY 53/1103
  8 GWAR 77/1235         543  587   8 48.1      CHAN CHI MONASTERY 65/1131

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Okay, here we are, and I'm running late again (is there any other way?), but
this time, I don't care.  Probably because the sun is shining and it's nearly above
melting already.  I'm going to, like, list ALL the fights, and if I think of a
comment (no promises!), I'll make it.  So there.  Of course, if you wrote personals,
it would help me come up with comments.
     Fear Factory was most avoided, and Devil Advocates avoided them the most.  Don't
these two do that a lot?  Not that I mind, it's something to say.
     We had forty-eight fights, eighteen challenges (one TV), and five standbys.  Not
bad for a regional.  I mean, look at the OTHER regionals.  Small and lack-luster.
Bah.

     SIR BUBBA THE BOLD (15-5249) (22-4-2,86) of THE GRAIL KNIGHTS fought SANDY (1-
6821) (24-69-1,60) of HOMICIDAL MANIACS.  SIR BUBBA THE BOLD savagely defeated SANDY
in an exciting 2 minute brutal struggle.  What I *hear* is that Sandy's getting
annoyed.  Maybe Jorja should retire her before she takes the head off some staff
member or maybe a fan?
     SHEET WITH EYES (33-7740) (18-3-0,76) of HALLOWIENERS fought DA'MEON (2-2710)
(24-18-1,88) of MOMENT OF SILENCE.  SHEET WITH EYES overpowered DA'MEON in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute mismatched conflict.  I didn't know you could THROW a sheet in the
arena.
     PETER BOND (49-3089) (32-50-0,89) of THE BONDS fought ROSELLA (103-39) (26-25-
0,100) of the College of Mimes.  PETER BOND luckily beat ROSELLA in an exciting 10
minute gory battle.  Ten minutes to get lucky?  This guy has, you know, a serious
problem.
     BLACK DOMINO (58-6062) (33-31-1,83) of CIRQUE DU MASQUES fought BITTER ALMOND
(103-41) (14-16-4,50) of the College of Mimes.  BLACK DOMINO was savagely defeated by
BITTER ALMOND in a 1 minute bloody match.  Domino lost twenty-two points over this.
And he SHOULD.  He just wasn't paying attention.
     LANI TYL KOGAN (65-2804) (37-43-1,68) of CHAN CHI MONASTERY fought ROSELLA (103-
39) (26-25-0,100) of the College of Mimes.  LANI TYL KOGAN handily defeated ROSELLA
in an action packed 2 minute mismatched bout.  And Lani got thirty points for this
win.  I hope she spends it wisely.  Them wisely?

     BLASPHEMY (32-5332) (14-1-1,108) of ANGELS OF PAIN fought SIR TRISTAM (33-3277)
(18-12-3,101) of KNIGHTS OF LEGEND.  BLASPHEMY overpowered SIR TRISTAM in a popular 2
minute one-sided duel.  Well, it makes sense.  If a Sir does blasphemy, then he loses
a lot of his, like, legendariness.  Everyone knows that.
     NORM (47-6227) (26-36-2,149) of CHEERS fought XHUGHA KARGARIT (103-38) (32-28-
1,130) of the College of Mimes.  NORM demolished XHUGHA KARGARIT in an exciting 2
minute one-sided match.  Messy, too.  I mean, any demolishment is messy, but
Kargarits are extra messy because of the fur.
     MURDEROUS MALNO (78-1589) (41-80-0,136) of SAND DANCERS fought CARLA (47-6225)
(35-27-1,142) of CHEERS.  MURDEROUS MALNO was narrowly defeated by CARLA in a 4
minute competition.  What *I* think is, Malno gets too tense.  Someone should take
him out to an alley and let him murder someone and get it, like, out of his system,
you know?
     GREEN KNIGHT (33-2536) (26-24-1,155) of KNIGHTS OF LEGEND fought JONATHANNIE
(56-3747) (29-25-0,138) of BAD APPLES.  GREEN KNIGHT was handily defeated by
JONATHANNIE in a 2 minute mismatched duel.  This is probably because apples know all
ABOUT green.  But maybe Jonathannie just didn't want to kiss Mrs. Knight.  You never
know.
     PAUL (47-6861) (24-11-2,171) of CHEERS fought CANNIBAL CORPSE (61-2373) (43-63-
4,139) of FEAR FACTORY.  PAUL vanquished CANNIBAL CORPSE in a 1 minute one-sided
struggle.  One of the clerks made a really bad note about this fight, but I'm not
going to use it.  You can probably imagine it yourself anyway.

     FLYING HELLFISH (82-7132) (20-11-1,171) of CARNIVAL OF CHAOS fought FRASIER (47-
6224) (31-32-0,147) of CHEERS.  FLYING HELLFISH savagely defeated FRASIER in an
exciting 3 minute gruesome fight.  And here Frasier thought it was just a whatsit, a
chimera?  Something like that, along with the pink elephants and the blue spiders.
     XARA (78-2254) (31-24-0,159) of SAND DANCERS fought LOSING IS FUN (12-6330) (41-
32-1,179) of WHO DA MAN?.  XARA overcame LOSING IS FUN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute
gruesome match.  Everyone is so glad to help Losing have more fun.
     HALLAM (76-2369) (28-51-0,154) of SAND DANCERS fought T-TOTALLER (2-2033) (23-
19-2,172) of MOMENT OF SILENCE.  HALLAM was overpowered by T-TOTALLER in a 1 minute
one-sided duel.  Does this mean Hallam has to be silent?  No personal?  Or just
sober.  Or, hmm, maybe he just can't use a T when he does his personal....
     THE SALAMINIZER (65-1413) (35-33-1,198) of KILLER TUNES fought TREEFROG (15-
4177) (46-87-0,153) of GREENWARDENS.  THE SALAMINIZER won victory over TREEFROG in a
2 minute bout.  This is really hard on the trees, you know.
     MOONJUMPER (16-3062) (78-111-1,206) of PUNNY AMINALS fought WHIFF (3-7295) (37-
20-1,179) of LEGIONS' OF HELL.  MOONJUMPER overpowered WHIFF in a crowd pleasing 3
minute brutal one-sided match.  Darn, if I don't stop doing comments for EVERY fight,
I'm going to be SOOO far behind... maybe I should stop for a while.

     BACARDI LIMON (12-5509) (25-28-0,183) of BLACKED OUT ON... fought MORTIFICATION
(61-2333) (68-60-4,206) of FEAR FACTORY.  BACARDI LIMON was bested by MORTIFICATION
in an action packed 1 minute bout.  This what getting blacked out DOES, it causes
mortification.  Now, if you'd put an umbrella in that, things would be different.
     GEARFRIED (43-4270) (38-20-0,193) of WENSINWASIN fought BELA LUGOSI (40-4114)
(35-30-1,160) of SUPERIOR FORCES.  GEARFRIED devastated BELA LUGOSI in a 1 minute
one-sided battle.  Fried gears are greasy, you know.
     RAVEN EYES (12-2709) (88-101-0,205) of SWEET MAGIC fought FLATTUS MAXIMUS (77-
2125) (65-71-2,207) of GWAR.  RAVEN EYES devastated FLATTUS MAXIMUS in a 1 minute
one-sided duel.  Wow, talk about a TEMPER!  Raven Eyes was totally amazing with this.
     SAVORY (32-4143) (75-77-1,191) of DEAD WE SUCK fought LUCK DEVIL (15-5162) (36-
30-1,195) of THE DEVIL'S OWN.  SAVORY was overpowered by LUCK DEVIL in an exciting 1
minute uneven bout.  Hey, he isn't called Lucky Devil for, you know, nothing.
     TIA MATTE (32-5321) (59-39-0,209) of DEVIL ADVOCATES fought DIJANNA (76-1992)
(50-60-1,175) of SAND DANCERS.  TIA MATTE demolished DIJANNA in an exciting 1 minute
one-sided fight.  Really, some people should have stayed inactive.

     PAM DEMONIUM (32-5551) (41-30-1,210) of DEVIL ADVOCATES fought MARILYN MANSON
(61-1993) (48-44-2,177) of FEAR FACTORY.  PAM DEMONIUM overpowered MARILYN MANSON in
a popular 3 minute brutal uneven duel.  Why do guys get all excited when women fight
each other?  When GUYS fight each other, sure, I can see that, but women?
     CRAZY IVAN (2-1954) (27-24-5,199) of MOMENT OF SILENCE fought CROUCHING HAMSTER
(21-6184) (38-42-1,179) of D.R.I..  CRAZY IVAN viciously subdued CROUCHING HAMSTER in
an exciting 2 minute gory duel.  You can't tell me Crazy Ivan was silent even for a
MOMENT.  I just don't believe it.
     SEKHAT (7-2251) (83-136-4,197) of CASTAWAYS fought MANIPULATOR (64-3490) (58-
140-6,166) of UNDER DURESS.  SEKHAT overpowered MANIPULATOR in a 1 minute one-sided
fray.  Probably because of the tail.
     HEADLESS NORSEMAN (33-7758) (50-30-1,249) of HALLOWIENERS fought HATHU (103-32)
(5-1-0,250) of the College of Mimes.  HEADLESS NORSEMAN vanquished HATHU in an action
packed 1 minute uneven bout.  Well, of course.  Hathu didn't know where to LOOK.
     ABSOLUTION (32-5301) (68-20-3,268) of ANGELS OF PAIN fought RIDDLER (61-1856)
(95-69-1,194) of FEAR FACTORY.  ABSOLUTION viciously subdued RIDDLER in a popular 6
minute brutal fight.  Well, *I* don't think Riddler should get absolution.

     MARTIN BLANK (82-28434) (99-30-1,269) of BLOOD TITANS fought REPUGNANT (97-3677)
(59-35-4,212) of SONS OF SATAN.  MARTIN BLANK overpowered REPUGNANT in a popular 1
minute one-sided duel.  Good trick, because, you know, RE-Pugnant means pugnant
twice, and pugnant means hitting people first.
     PUNGENT STENCH (61-2458) (68-44-2,239) of FEAR FACTORY fought ARGUMENT (64-3915)
(84-95-0,200) of UNDER DURESS.  PUNGENT STENCH subdued ARGUMENT in a 2 minute fight.
Well, okay, that WORKS, but is it WORTH it?
     DONKEY HOTAY (19-5187) (54-21-1,251) of MAN OR BEAST? fought ROOSTER (65-1414)
(35-34-1,196) of KILLER TUNES.  DONKEY HOTAY viciously subdued ROOSTER in a crowd
pleasing 2 minute gory fray.  The Rooster was sitting on a windmill, you know?  Like,
totally a mistake.
     RETROVIRUS (70-6086) (73-44-0,221) of FEAR FACTORY IV fought SERGE (32-3549)
(71-105-0,202) of ASSORTED.  RETROVIRUS beat SERGE in a 2 minute fray.  I can't help
it, this one was boring.
     KNUCKLE JAW (77-2129) (67-68-2,223) of GWAR fought CONTROVERSY (64-3914) (73-
106-1,185) of UNDER DURESS.  KNUCKLE JAW devastated CONTROVERSY in an action packed 1
minute brutal one-sided bout.  I wonder what Knuckle Jaw would do against Jello
Knuckles over in Storm Rock?

The challenges, which means I'm more than two thirds of the way through, at least I
think it means that:
     BILL P. GORE (32-5114) (34-10-1,117) of DEVIL ADVOCATES challenged VARINA
FIREHAIR (78-1404) (33-51-0,114) of SAND DANCERS.  Down 3.  BILL P. GORE defeated
VARINA FIREHAIR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge conflict.
     VEXTHORNE (84-7044) (19-7-1,160) of BLACK COLOSSUS challenged PYG (98-1120) (18-
17-4,177) of BLOOD IRON.  Up 17.  VEXTHORNE demolished PYG in an exciting 1 minute
one-sided Challenge bout.
     I SEE SOUNDS (21-5704) (25-18-1,168) of EPIC WRESTLING challenged PING (17-3787)
(27-17-1,167) of G.O.L.F..  Down 1.  I SEE SOUNDS was devastated by PING in an
exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.  I guess the pings confused I See.
     FLYING PIG (41-4605) (30-7-0,161) of HELL FROZEN OVER challenged SLEEPWALKER
(74-2843) (89-162-2,150) of DARKLINGS.  Down 11.  FLYING PIG overcame SLEEPWALKER in
a crowd pleasing 4 minute Challenge bout.  We probably have more down-challenges than
Darkholm, because they don't have enough FIGHTS.
     REVANENT (15-4770) (34-23-2,196) of BLOODSWORN challenged SCOVELLIE (53-6579)
(38-41-2,197) of CHAN CHI MONASTERY.  Up 1.  REVANENT viciously subdued SCOVELLIE in
a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge bout.
     GUILLOTINE (12-6588) (32-15-2,190) of BLADES OF TERROR challenged WISHI HADA
CLUE (9-787) (51-47-1,185) of THE MONGOLOIDS.  Down 5.  GUILLOTINE savagely defeated
WISHI HADA CLUE in a 4 minute Challenge conflict.

     APOCALYPSE (32-5711) (28-8-1,194) of ANGELS OF PAIN challenged NINE INCH NAIL
(61-2273) (49-53-4,193) of FEAR FACTORY.  Down 1.  APOCALYPSE devastated NINE INCH
NAIL in a 2 minute bloody one-sided Challenge battle.
     JERK O'LANTERN (33-7742) (47-22-1,193) of HALLOWIENERS challenged CEDAR (29-
4319) (40-66-2,188) of CARDOW HUNTERS.  Down 5.  JERK O'LANTERN overpowered CEDAR in
a 3 minute one-sided Challenge match.
     COREY THE MOOSE (84-19615) (45-27-0,199) of DRAFT DODGERS challenged REAGANOMICS
(21-6182) (38-29-1,199) of D.R.I..  Straight across.  COREY THE MOOSE slimly won
victory over REAGANOMICS in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
     THE SICKLY DWARF (84-24303) (34-12-1,208) of MILWAUKEE RULES challenged PROPANE
TORCH (61-2524) (54-54-1,207) of FEAR FACTORY.  Down 1.  THE SICKLY DWARF won victory
over PROPANE TORCH in a popular 2 minute Challenge fight.
     TRUST BUSTER 1 (32-5443) (51-10-0,207) of DEVIL ADVOCATES challenged LASH LARUE
(43-3806) (45-39-0,207) of THE FAMILY.  Straight across.  TRUST BUSTER 1 won victory
over LASH LARUE in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
     SHADOW (84-26165) (31-19-0,203) of LORDS OF DARKNESS challenged SAINTS (11-6248)
(36-18-0,200) of BLACK COLOSSUS.  Down 3.  SHADOW was vanquished by SAINTS in a 1
minute uneven Challenge duel.

     NEWT ROCKNE (19-5179) (32-13-1,181) of MAN OR BEAST? challenged MOUSE NOYLE (17-
6252) (61-97-0,183) of MIDDLE WAY.  Up 2.  NEWT ROCKNE overpowered MOUSE NOYLE in a
popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
     DESPERADO (77-2459) (60-28-2,234) of POSSE challenged THE SHADOW (61-2742) (42-
66-0,215) of FAVORITE GUYS.  Down 19.  DESPERADO devastated THE SHADOW in a popular 1
minute bloody uneven Challenge brawl.  The Shadow was most challenged.  Everybody's
afraid of what he KNOWS.
     SUBTERFUGE (84-38420) (25-5-0,218) of COLLUSION UNLIMITED challenged ACID BATH
(33-7373) (35-17-1,216) of DEATH PENALTY.  Down 2.  SUBTERFUGE defeated ACID BATH in
an exciting 2 minute Challenge fight.
     THE LION KING (35-4124) (47-22-0,232) of IN THE JUNGLE challenged WILLY LIV (9-
2930) (47-30-2,234) of THE MONGOLOIDS.  Up 2.  THE LION KING slimly lost to WILLY LIV
in a crowd pleasing 5 minute Challenge brawl.  Of course, we have more up-challenges
than Andorak, too.
     ZOMBIE RAGE (84-15614) (27-14-0,217) of WIDE WORLD OF... challenged MAYLA TYL
CRENA (82-7113) (51-45-0,215) of FEAR FACTORY III.  Down 5.  ZOMBIE RAGE was luckily
beaten by MAYLA TYL CRENA in a 2 minute Challenge melee.

And for the title, and our only TV challenge:
     NOREASTER (35-3896) (100-39-2,317) of DIRT DEVILS TV challenged KHORA THE SMALL
(78-519) (159-149-4,252) of SAND DANCERS.  Down 65.  NOREASTER viciously subdued
KHORA THE SMALL in a 6 minute Challenge Title fight.  Congratulations, Noreaster, but
try not to bring so much cold weather, okay?

                                      Debby T.

LORD-MARSHALL                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NOREASTER 35-3896           101  39  2  330  DIRT DEVILS (1246)         MURSKA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MARTIN BLANK 82-28434       100  30  1  291  BLOOD TITANS (1347)        DWES EG
 ABSOLUTION 32-5301           69  20  3  287  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 HEADLESS NORSEMAN 33-7758    51  30  1  262  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DONKEY HOTAY 19-5187         55  21  1  259  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 WILLY LIV 9-2930             48  30  2  255  THE MONGOLOIDS (48)        ZUKAL
 PUNGENT STENCH 61-2458       69  44  2  245  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 DESPERADO 77-2459            61  28  2  245  POSSE (1419)               MAZGOURRAH
 SUBTERFUGE 84-38420          26   5     235  COLLUSION UNLIMITED (1427) BLACKSTONE
 KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129          68  68  2  230  GWAR (1235)                MAZGOURRAH
 MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113      52  45     228  FEAR FACTORY III (1421)    DWES EG
 RETROVIRUS 70-6086           74  44     227  FEAR FACTORY IV (713)      SENTERN
 MOONJUMPER 16-3062           79 111  1  223  PUNNY AMINALS (708)        WILLAF
 PAM DEMONIUM 32-5551         42  30  1  219  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 SAINTS 11-6248               37  18     217  BLACK COLOSSUS (1434)      ARUAK CITY
 TRUST BUSTER 1 32-5443       52  10     216  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 THE SICKLY DWARF 84-24303    35  12  1  216  MILWAUKEE RULES (1409)     BLACKSTONE
 RAVEN EYES 12-2709           89 101     215  SWEET MAGIC (717)          RIZTAB
 TIA MATTE 32-5321            60  39     214  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KHORA THE SMALL 78-519      159 150  4  210  SAND DANCERS (1212)        LIN TIRIAN
 COREY THE MOOSE 84-19615     46  27     210  DRAFT DODGERS (1394)       BLACKSTONE
 MORTIFICATION 61-2333        69  60  4  208  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 REPUGNANT 97-3677            59  36  4  208  SONS OF SATAN (1371)       SHADOW GROVE
 RIDDLER 61-1856              95  70  1  206  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 LASH LARUE 43-3806           45  40     206  THE FAMILY (772)           VEASTIAN
 JERK O'LANTERN 33-7742       48  22  1  205  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 LUCK DEVIL 15-5162           37  30  1  205  THE DEVIL'S OWN (1398)     MALCORN
 REVANENT 15-4770             35  23  2  205  BLOODSWORN (1426)          MALCORN
 APOCALYPSE 32-5711           29   8  1  205  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 SERGE 32-3549                71 106     204  ASSORTED (578)             ARVAT
 ROOSTER 65-1414              35  35  1  204  KILLER TUNES (1116)        DAL SHANG
 THE LION KING 35-4124        47  23     203  IN THE JUNGLE (1367)       MURSKA
-WAILIN' VAN HALEN 35-845     43  36  2  202  RIFF-RAFF CREW (46)        MURSKA
 CRAZY IVAN 2-1954            28  24  5  202  MOMENT OF SILENCE (1436)   NIANIA
 ARGUMENT 64-3915             84  96     201  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
 PROPANE TORCH 61-2524        54  55  1  201  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 ACID BATH 33-7373            35  18  1  201  DEATH PENALTY (1267)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 REAGANOMICS 21-6182          38  30  1  200  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 THE SALAMINIZER 65-1413      36  33  1  200  KILLER TUNES (1116)        DAL SHANG
 ZOMBIE RAGE 84-15614         27  15     200  WIDE WORLD OF... (1370)    BLACKSTONE
 SEKHAT 7-2251                84 136  4  199  CASTAWAYS (1301)           BONSUR
-WHITE LION 35-859            44  33     199  RIFF-RAFF CREW (46)        MURSKA
 GUILLOTINE 12-6588           33  15  2  199  BLADES OF TERROR (1406)    RIZTAB
 THE SHADOW 61-2742           42  67     198  FAVORITE GUYS (863)        JURINE
 GEARFRIED 43-4270            39  20     198  WENSINWASIN (1023)         VEASTIAN
 SCOVELLIE 53-6579            38  42  2  195  CHAN CHI MONASTERY (1103)  KHALHUMS
 SHADOW 84-26165              31  20     195  LORDS OF DARKNESS (1408)   BLACKSTONE
 NEWT ROCKNE 19-5179          33  13  1  193  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125      65  72  2  190  GWAR (1235)                MAZGOURRAH
 NINE INCH NAIL 61-2273       49  54  4  188  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 WISHI HADA CLUE 9-787        51  48  1  187  THE MONGOLOIDS (48)        ZUKAL
 CEDAR 29-4319                40  67  2  186  CARDOW HUNTERS (1277)      LAPUR
 SAVORY 32-4143               75  78  1  184  DEAD WE SUCK (1336)        ARVAT
 BACARDI LIMON 12-5509        25  29     184  BLACKED OUT ON... (1275)   RIZTAB
 PING 17-3787                 28  17  1  183  G.O.L.F. (1410)            ALJAFIR
 XARA 78-2254                 32  24     182  SAND DANCERS (1212)        LIN TIRIAN
 VEXTHORNE 84-7044            20   7  1  181  BLACK COLOSSUS (1432)      BLACKSTONE

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CROUCHING HAMSTER 21-6184    38  43  1  180  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 CONTROVERSY 64-3914          73 107  1  179  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
 MOUSE NOYLE 17-6252          61  98     177  MIDDLE WAY (1058)          ALJAFIR
 MARILYN MANSON 61-1993       48  45  2  177  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 DIJANNA 76-1992              50  61  1  176  SAND DANCERS (1185)        SIMTAKKA
 WHIFF 3-7295                 37  21  1  175  LEGIONS' OF HELL (1403)    OSKSI

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PAUL 47-6861                 25  11  2  174  CHEERS (1425)              NORTH FORK
 FLYING HELLFISH 82-7132      21  11  1  173  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1435)   DWES EG
 LOSING IS FUN 12-6330        41  33  1  169  WHO DA MAN? (1414)         RIZTAB
 FLYING PIG 41-4605           31   7     166  HELL FROZEN OVER (1428)    KATI-TEI
 MANIPULATOR 64-3490          58 141  6  164  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
 BELA LUGOSI 40-4114          35  31  1  163  SUPERIOR FORCES (1344)     ZENSU
 TREEFROG 15-4177             46  88     161  GREENWARDENS (770)         MALCORN
 JONATHANNIE 56-3747          30  25     161  BAD APPLES (916)           ROCANIS
 PYG 98-1120                  18  18  4  161  BLOOD IRON (1274)          SYVYN'S HILL
 I SEE SOUNDS 21-5704         25  19  1  160  EPIC WRESTLING (1437)      SUNSET
 NORM 47-6227                 27  36  2  159  CHEERS (1425)              NORTH FORK

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843          89 163  2  150  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 FRASIER 47-6224              31  33     150  CHEERS (1425)              NORTH FORK
 HALLAM 76-2369               28  52     150  SAND DANCERS (1185)        SIMTAKKA
 CARLA 47-6225                36  27  1  148  CHEERS (1425)              NORTH FORK
 CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373      43  64  4  141  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 MURDEROUS MALNO 78-1589      41  81     138  SAND DANCERS (1212)        LIN TIRIAN
 GREEN KNIGHT 33-2536         26  25  1  138  KNIGHTS OF LEGEND (404)    NIATOLI ISLAND
 BILL P. GORE 32-5114         35  10  1  122  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 BLASPHEMY 32-5332            15   1  1  122  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 VARINA FIREHAIR 78-1404      33  52     116  SAND DANCERS (1212)        LIN TIRIAN

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PETER BOND 49-3089           33  50     100  THE BONDS (774)            VITHICAR
 LANI TYL KOGAN 65-2804       38  43  1   98  CHAN CHI MONASTERY (1131)  DAL SHANG
 SIR TRISTAM 33-3277          18  13  3   97  KNIGHTS OF LEGEND (404)    NIATOLI ISLAND

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SIR BUBBA THE BOLD 15-5249   23   4  2   88  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 SANDY 1-6821                 24  70  1   67  HOMICIDAL MANIACS (1022)   MORDANT
 BLACK DOMINO 58-6062         33  32  1   61  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1104)   DELARQ TOR
-SETI 52-1903                 16   8      53  THE CHOSEN ONES (1445)     FRATSFA
-SUSHI HANGOVER 18-10313      12   1  1   38  FISHY FISHY FISH (1444)    TALCAMA

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Flying Pig -- Hm.  I could say something quite disparaging about your fighting
tactics. -- Sleepwalker

Retrovirus -- My weapon didn't work well against you, did it? -- Sekhat

If Debby Tonte can get away with "no comment," I don't see why WE have to write
personals! -- Khora the Small and Annoyed

     Because.

Sheet with Eyes -- Where's my pepper spray...? -- Sandy

I was being courteous to Rosella, okay?  She's got a rotten job. -- Black Domino

Sir Bubba the Bold -- Why do you stay HERE?  Why not go out into the world and have
bold adventures? -- Lani tyl Kogan

Women shouldn't gladiate. -- Murderous Malno

Frasier -- If the secret is whatever you're drinking, I'll try some!  But if it's
your manager, I'm stuck. -- Varina Firehair

Bill P. Gore -- You looked like a fly to me.  Zap! -- Treefrog

Back in Khalhums where I trained, we knew what to DO with rocktrolls. -- Scovellie

Repugnant -- You definitely are. -- Cedar

*I* knew what Evil the Shew could do! -- The Shadow

Savory -- If you're dead, I *still* wouldn't want to use you as fertilizer. -- Hallam
P.S.  You'd poison the fields.

Whiff -- Take THAT!  Ha! -- Lash Larue, rendered nearly speechless by the victory

Gearfried -- Not even with pesto sauce. -- Khora the Small

Blasphemy -- I knew there would be days like this, but now I'm finding it
increasingly attractive to voluteer--at this season!--for an expedition to reopen the
city of Vithicar.  Not the arena, there are too many small arenas already, but I
wouldn't mind seeing some old familiar sites. -- Peter Bond

Vexthorne -- See if I help YOU keep the doctor away! -- Jonathannie, a Good Apple

Newt Rockne -- Beast, I think. -- Xara

Trust Buster -- Yes... you're well named.  I wouldn't trust you an inch. --
Moonjumper
P.S.  I, too, am looking with favor on an adventure back home....

Shadow -- Just because I gnawed your books?  They were in a closet, you never looked
at them, why should I NOT gnaw them? -- Mouse Noyle

Rooster -- You'd be good fried, I think. -- Dijanna

Noreaster -- Whew!  I did NOT want the title.  Thanks. -- Raven Eyes

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

NOREASTER viciously subdued KHORA THE SMALL in a 6 minute Challenge Title fight.
ZOMBIE RAGE was luckily beaten by MAYLA TYL CRENA in a 2 minute Challenge melee.
THE LION KING slimly lost to WILLY LIV in a crowd pleasing 5 minute Challenge brawl.
SUBTERFUGE defeated ACID BATH in a exciting 2 minute Challenge fight.
DESPERADO devastated THE SHADOW in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven Challenge brawl.
NEWT ROCKNE overpowered MOUSE NOYLE in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
SHADOW was vanquished by SAINTS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
TRUST BUSTER 1 won victory over LASH LARUE in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
THE SICKLY DWARF won victory over PROPANE TORCH in a popular 2 minute Challenge fight.
COREY THE MOOSE slimly won victory over REAGANOMICS in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
JERK O'LANTERN overpowered CEDAR in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge match.
APOCALYPSE devastated NINE INCH NAIL in a 2 minute bloody one-sided Challenge battle.
GUILLOTINE savagely defeated WISHI HADA CLUE in a 4 minute Challenge conflict.
REVANENT viciously subdued SCOVELLIE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge bout.
FLYING PIG overcame SLEEPWALKER in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Challenge bout.
I SEE SOUNDS was devastated by PING in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
VEXTHORNE demolished PYG in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
BILL P. GORE defeated VARINA FIREHAIR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge conflict.
KNUCKLE JAW devastated CONTROVERSY in a action packed 1 minute brutal one-sided bout.
RETROVIRUS beat SERGE in a 2 minute fray.
DONKEY HOTAY viciously subdued ROOSTER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory fray.
PUNGENT STENCH subdued ARGUMENT in a 2 minute fight.
MARTIN BLANK overpowered REPUGNANT in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
ABSOLUTION viciously subdued RIDDLER in a popular 6 minute brutal fight.
HEADLESS NORSEMAN vanquished HATHU in a action packed 1 minute uneven bout.
SEKHAT overpowered MANIPULATOR in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
CRAZY IVAN viciously subdued CROUCHING HAMSTER in a exciting 2 minute gory duel.
PAM DEMONIUM overpowered MARILYN MANSON in a popular 3 minute brutal uneven duel.
TIA MATTE demolished DIJANNA in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
SAVORY was overpowered by LUCK DEVIL in a exciting 1 minute uneven bout.
RAVEN EYES devastated FLATTUS MAXIMUS in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
GEARFRIED devastated BELA LUGOSI in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
BACARDI LIMON was bested by MORTIFICATION in a action packed 1 minute bout.
MOONJUMPER overpowered WHIFF in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal one-sided match.
THE SALAMINIZER won victory over TREEFROG in a 2 minute bout.
HALLAM was overpowered by T-TOTALLER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
XARA overcame LOSING IS FUN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gruesome match.
FLYING HELLFISH savagely defeated FRASIER in a exciting 3 minute gruesome fight.
PAUL vanquished CANNIBAL CORPSE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
GREEN KNIGHT was handily defeated by JONATHANNIE in a 2 minute mismatched duel.
MURDEROUS MALNO was narrowly defeated by CARLA in a 4 minute competition.
NORM demolished XHUGHA KARGARIT in a exciting 2 minute one-sided match.
BLASPHEMY overpowered SIR TRISTAM in a popular 2 minute one-sided duel.
LANI TYL KOGAN handily defeated ROSELLA in a action packed 2 minute mismatched bout.
BLACK DOMINO was savagely defeated by BITTER ALMOND in a 1 minute bloody match.
PETER BOND luckily beat ROSELLA in a exciting 10 minute gory battle.
SHEET WITH EYES overpowered DA'MEON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched conflict.
SIR BUBBA THE BOLD savagely defeated SANDY in a exciting 2 minute brutal struggle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      22         PARRY-LUNGE       17 -   7 -  0      71  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  17         PARRY-STRIKE      25 -  15 -  0      63  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 10         TOTAL PARRY       45 -  30 -  1      60  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    9         AIMED BLOW       139 -  97 -  0      59  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      7         LUNGING ATTACK   101 -  84 -  3      55  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    7         STRIKING ATTACK   46 -  54 -  0      46  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  7         PARRY-RIPOSTE     34 -  48 -  0      41  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         SLASHING ATTACK   31 -  45 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         WALL OF STEEL     39 -  64 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         BASHING ATTACK    24 -  45 -  2      35  |

Turn 656 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  4         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    7 -  3     SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  4         2  PARRY-STRIKE   
LUNGING ATTACK    11 -  6     WALL OF STEEL      2 -  7         2  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        4 -  3     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  5         1  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW        12 - 10                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   NOREASTER 35-3896         101  39  2  330 DIRT DEVILS (1246)
PARRY-STRIKE     MARTIN BLANK 82-28434     100  30  1  291 BLOOD TITANS (1347)
AIMED BLOW       HEADLESS NORSEMAN 33-7758  51  30  1  262 HALLOWIENERS (1391)
TOTAL PARRY      PUNGENT STENCH 61-2458     69  44  2  245 FEAR FACTORY (632)
SLASHING ATTACK  DESPERADO 77-2459          61  28  2  245 POSSE (1419)
STRIKING ATTACK  MOONJUMPER 16-3062         79 111  1  223 PUNNY AMINALS (708)
WALL OF STEEL    PAM DEMONIUM 32-5551       42  30  1  219 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)
BASHING ATTACK   KHORA THE SMALL 78-519    159 150  4  210 SAND DANCERS (1212)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      REVANENT 15-4770           35  23  2  205 BLOODSWORN (1426)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    PROPANE TORCH 61-2524      54  55  1  201 FEAR FACTORY (632)

The overall popularity leader is SLEEPWALKER 74-2843.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was SLEEPWALKER 74-2843.  The ten other most popular fighters were ABSOLUTION 
32-5301, WILLY LIV 9-2930, NOREASTER 35-3896, KHORA THE SMALL 78-519, GUILLOTINE 
12-6588, RIDDLER 61-1856, MOONJUMPER 16-3062, FLYING HELLFISH 82-7132, SIR BUBBA THE 
BOLD 15-5249, and DONKEY HOTAY 19-5187.

The least popular fighter this week was DA'MEON 2-2710.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373, HALLAM 76-2369, BELA LUGOSI 40-4114, SHADOW 
84-26165, MOUSE NOYLE 17-6252, SANDY 1-6821, BLACK DOMINO 58-6062, SIR TRISTAM 
33-3277, FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125, and DIJANNA 76-1992.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           0  1 0  LAPUR(29)            0  1 0  JURINE(61)           2  6 0  
NIANIA(2)            2  1 0  ARVAT(32)            7  2 0  KURUKAR(64)          0  3 0  
OSKSI(3)             0  1 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   3  3 0  DAL SHANG(65)        2  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            1  0 0  MURSKA(35)           1  1 0  SENTERN(70)          1  0 0  
ZUKAL(9)             1  1 0  ZENSU(40)            0  1 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        0  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1  0 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  0 0  SIMTAKKA(76)         0  2 0  
RIZTAB(12)           2  2 0  VEASTIAN(43)         1  1 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       2  1 0  
MALCORN(15)          3  1 0  NORTH FORK(47)       3  1 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  3 0  
WILLAF(16)           1  0 0  VITHICAR(49)         1  0 0  DWES EG(82)          3  0 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  1 0  KHALHUMS(53)         0  1 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       4  2 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          2  0 0  ROCANIS(56)          1  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     0  1 0  
SUNSET(21)           0  3 0  DELARQ TOR(58)       0  1 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SANDY 1-6821                24  70  1   67  HOMICIDAL MANIACS (1022)   MORDANT
 CRAZY IVAN 2-1954           28  24  5  202  MOMENT OF SILENCE (1436)   NIANIA
 WHIFF 3-7295                37  21  1  175  LEGIONS' OF HELL (1403)    OSKSI
 SEKHAT 7-2251               84 136  4  199  CASTAWAYS (1301)           BONSUR
 WILLY LIV 9-2930            48  30  2  255  THE MONGOLOIDS (48)        ZUKAL
 SAINTS 11-6248              37  18  0  217  BLACK COLOSSUS (1434)      ARUAK CITY
 RAVEN EYES 12-2709          89 101  0  215  SWEET MAGIC (717)          RIZTAB
 LUCK DEVIL 15-5162          37  30  1  205  THE DEVIL'S OWN (1398)     MALCORN
 MOONJUMPER 16-3062          79 111  1  223  PUNNY AMINALS (708)        WILLAF
 PING 17-3787                28  17  1  183  G.O.L.F. (1410)            ALJAFIR
 DONKEY HOTAY 19-5187        55  21  1  259  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 REAGANOMICS 21-6182         38  30  1  200  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 CEDAR 29-4319               40  67  2  186  CARDOW HUNTERS (1277)      LAPUR
 ABSOLUTION 32-5301          69  20  3  287  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 HEADLESS NORSEMAN 33-7758   51  30  1  262  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 NOREASTER 35-3896          101  39  2  330  DIRT DEVILS (1246)         MURSKA
 BELA LUGOSI 40-4114         35  31  1  163  SUPERIOR FORCES (1344)     ZENSU
 FLYING PIG 41-4605          31   7  0  166  HELL FROZEN OVER (1428)    KATI-TEI
 LASH LARUE 43-3806          45  40  0  206  THE FAMILY (772)           VEASTIAN
 PAUL 47-6861                25  11  2  174  CHEERS (1425)              NORTH FORK
 PETER BOND 49-3089          33  50  0  100  THE BONDS (774)            VITHICAR
 SCOVELLIE 53-6579           38  42  2  195  CHAN CHI MONASTERY (1103)  KHALHUMS
 JONATHANNIE 56-3747         30  25  0  161  BAD APPLES (916)           ROCANIS
 BLACK DOMINO 58-6062        33  32  1   61  CIRQUE DU MASQUES (1104)   DELARQ TOR
 PUNGENT STENCH 61-2458      69  44  2  245  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 ARGUMENT 64-3915            84  96  0  201  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
 ROOSTER 65-1414             35  35  1  204  KILLER TUNES (1116)        DAL SHANG
 RETROVIRUS 70-6086          74  44  0  227  FEAR FACTORY IV (713)      SENTERN
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843         89 163  2  150  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 DIJANNA 76-1992             50  61  1  176  SAND DANCERS (1185)        SIMTAKKA
 DESPERADO 77-2459           61  28  2  245  POSSE (1419)               MAZGOURRAH
 KHORA THE SMALL 78-519     159 150  4  210  SAND DANCERS (1212)        LIN TIRIAN
 MARTIN BLANK 82-28434      100  30  1  291  BLOOD TITANS (1347)        DWES EG
 SUBTERFUGE 84--27116        26   5  0  235  COLLUSION UNLIMITED (1427) BLACKSTONE

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 REPUGNANT 97-3677           59  36  4  208  SONS OF SATAN (1371)       SHADOW GROVE
 PYG 98-1120                 18  18  4  161  BLOOD IRON (1274)          SYVYN'S HILL

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a temporary Tournament Arena, DM 85.  If you requested that your team be placed in a 
specific arena, it has already transferred to that arena.  Effective immediately, any 
teams placed in DM 85 and not transferred out to another arena, will be automatically 
deleted a month after the tournament.  If you have questions about any of your teams, 
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