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Date : 10/15/2015 Duedate: 10/28/2015
FREE BLADES ARENA
DM 103 TURN 674
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 STINKY MEAT 2/1454 2831 1582 23 64.2 DEATH PENALTY 33/1267
HALLOWIENERS 33/1391 BLACK COLOSSUS 11/1434
DRAFT DODGERS 84/1394 BLACK COLOSSUS 84/1432
IN THE JUNGLE 35/1367 3 XXX BANDITS 33/1452 5 4 0 55.6
MAN OR BEAST? 19/1386 4 DEAD WE SUC 32/1336 312 263 2 54.3
SONS OF SATAN 97/1371 SUPERIOR FORCES 40/1344
ANGELS OF PAIN 32/1241 5 CASTAWAYS 7/1301 1023 947 10 51.9
DEVIL ADVOCATES 32/298 DARKLINGS 74/1160
SATAN'S BLADES 56/1450 6 GWAR 77/1235 642 702 8 47.8
SATAN'S KINGDOM 9/1461 D.R.I. 21/1416
HORDES OF HELL! 99/1460 DEADLY RAGE 72/1453
LEGIONS OF HELL 35/1462 FEAR FACTORY 61/632
LEGIONS' OF HELL 3/1403 WHO DA MAN? 12/1414
MILWAUKEE RULES 84/1409 FEAR FACTORY IV 70/713
THE VENETIAN IV 74/1451 FEAR FACTORY III 82/1421
BLADES OF TERROR 12/1406 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS 82/1435
HELL FROZEN OVER 41/1428 7 THE MONGOLO 81/1463 249 332 1 42.9
WIDE WORLD OF... 84/1370 8 RIFF-RAFF CRE 35/46 74 99 1 42.8
LORDS OF DARKNESS 84/1408 9 ASSORTED 32/578 1063 1444 15 42.4
THE GRAIL KNIGHTS 15/1429 UNDER DURESS 64/743
EVIL EATER BUNNIES 29/1446 10 LOST GENESIS 34/355 15 22 1 40.5
COLLUSION UNLIMITED 84/1427 11 HOUSE JHEREG 35/110 42 78 0 35.0
2 POSSE 77/1419 108 78 2 58.1 ALMOST EXACTLY 29/45
BLOODSWORN 15/1426 12 THE OUTLAWS 34/107 3 11 0 21.4
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Greetings warriors! It is I, Zontani Sharp Eyes, here to bring report of the
clash and bustle of the weekly FREE BLADES games. ISSOLAN SMILE caught the eye of
many in the gladiatorial commission as she skillfully bested LUST and was awarded 41
points in recognition. In one of the week's more notable duels, ISSOLAN SMILE put
down LUST, causing it to lose 36 points of recognition in the process. Most watched
of the fights this week, the spotlight was on VEXTHORNE as he bore arms against the
challenge of reigning Duelmaster DONKEY HOTAY. Not for nothing has DONKEY HOTAY in
the past laid claim to the Duelmaster's throne, and this week he's proven his combat
skill yet again. Heed this! A seer has warned that if exactly 6 die in duels this
week, the whole city shall perish! Just remember...5 or 7!
Many and various are the arts of battle. In FREE BLADES "art" is a word that
has long since passed from the language! FREE BLADES, city of gladiators! Mighty
among the names of thy guilds is FEAR FACTORY, a guild shunned and avoided by many in
the weekly duels. Apparently the stalwarts of ANGELS OF PAIN are catching the bulk
of jests down at the challenging board for their large share of the avoids. Mighty
fighters cannot but expect competition from those below. SLEEPWALKER take warning!
You have more than a few enemies in FREE BLADES. As a gladiator gets older, the icy
grip of fear lays hold of his heart. True, DESPERADO? Who could miss your "brave"
challenge of PAM DEMONIUM? The weight of the challenge fell hard upon PAM DEMONIUM
and predictably she lost to DESPERADO. This is how to arouse the anger of an entire
guild! I cannot but express pride for the fearlessness of TRUST BUSTER 1 who cast
caution to the winds and challenged PUNGENT STENCH, a fighter 32 points higher. I
must admit to some joy. Before my very eyes the underdog in this contest, TRUST
BUSTER 1, defeated PUNGENT STENCH to claim victory and recognition. I can not but
mention with disdain the name of SAINTS who this week posted a challenge to a warrior
a full 8 points below in the rankings. I thought SAINTS showed great skill and
promise when she was defeated by THE WHITE RABBIT. All right, so I slept through it!
Big deal!
What warrior does not hone his years, impatiently waiting for the moment of his
foe's mortality? Fate is a fickle mistress. She showers the miserable with fortune
but sets enemies against the victorious. Remember this!
The girls are as pretty in FREE BLADES as ever I remembered them....and the
fighters as ugly! Don't let your reputation slip! More than a sharp eye must I
keep, indeed a stout pair of legs must I keep as well! The endless paths of Alastari
await me! Till we meet again, remember: a turtle walks slow, hides head in a shell,
and harms no one; a lion runs to slay its prey.-- Zontani Sharp Eyes
LORD-MARSHALL W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DONKEY HOTAY 19-5187 72 22 1 435 MAN OR BEAST? (1386) ZUWAYZA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DESPERADO 77-2459 72 34 2 313 POSSE (1419) MAZGOURRAH
TRUST BUSTER 1 32-5443 67 13 280 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298) ARVAT
ACID BATH 33-7373 44 26 1 277 DEATH PENALTY (1267) NIATOLI ISLAND
ZOMBIE RAGE 84-15614 38 20 277 WIDE WORLD OF... (1370) BLACKSTONE
REPUGNANT 97-3677 73 40 4 274 SONS OF SATAN (1371) SHADOW GROVE
REVANENT 15-4770 48 27 3 272 BLOODSWORN (1426) MALCORN
JERK O'LANTERN 33-7742 59 28 1 257 HALLOWIENERS (1391) NIATOLI ISLAND
THE SICKLY DWARF 84-24303 48 17 1 253 MILWAUKEE RULES (1409) BLACKSTONE
COREY THE MOOSE 84-19615 57 34 251 DRAFT DODGERS (1394) BLACKSTONE
THE WHITE RABBIT 29-5815 23 5 236 EVIL EATER BUNNIES (1446) LAPUR
CONTROVERSY 64-3914 82 116 1 232 UNDER DURESS (743) KURUKAR
SAVORY 32-4143 84 87 1 224 DEAD WE SUCK (1336) ARVAT
THE LION KING 35-4124 60 28 224 IN THE JUNGLE (1367) MURSKA
RIDDLER 61-1856 104 76 1 222 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
SERGE 32-3549 79 116 219 ASSORTED (578) ARVAT
MORTIFICATION 61-2333 79 65 4 215 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
SEKHAT 7-2251 96 142 4 214 CASTAWAYS (1301) BONSUR
MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113 59 53 213 FEAR FACTORY III (1421) DWES EG
GUILLOTINE 12-6588 44 22 2 213 BLADES OF TERROR (1406) RIZTAB
ARGUMENT 64-3915 95 103 211 UNDER DURESS (743) KURUKAR
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PUNGENT STENCH 61-2458 81 47 2 210 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
WAILIN' VAN HALEN 35-845 49 42 2 210 RIFF-RAFF CREW (46) MURSKA
FLYING PIG 41-4605 46 10 209 HELL FROZEN OVER (1428) KATI-TEI
SLEEPWALKER 74-2843 91 179 2 207 DARKLINGS (1160) DAYLA KIV
RETROVIRUS 70-6086 83 50 206 FEAR FACTORY IV (713) SENTERN
LOSING IS FUN 12-6330 47 42 1 206 WHO DA MAN? (1414) RIZTAB
BLASPHEMY 32-5332 27 7 1 206 ANGELS OF PAIN (1241) ARVAT
ABSOLUTION 32-5301 81 26 3 203 ANGELS OF PAIN (1241) ARVAT
TIA MATTE 32-5321 70 47 203 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298) ARVAT
VEXTHORNE 84-7044 27 17 2 203 BLACK COLOSSUS (1432) BLACKSTONE
PAM DEMONIUM 32-5551 55 35 1 200 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298) ARVAT
APOCALYPSE 32-5711 40 14 1 199 ANGELS OF PAIN (1241) ARVAT
SUBTERFUGE 84-38420 38 11 198 COLLUSION UNLIMITED (1427) BLACKSTONE
SHADOW 84-26165 39 29 197 LORDS OF DARKNESS (1408) BLACKSTONE
SHEET WITH EYES 33-7740 32 8 197 HALLOWIENERS (1391) NIATOLI ISLAND
WHITE LION 35-859 49 40 196 RIFF-RAFF CREW (46) MURSKA
SAINTS 11-6248 47 25 196 BLACK COLOSSUS (1434) ARUAK CITY
FLYING HELLFISH 82-7132 24 23 1 195 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1435) DWES EG
SIR BUBBA THE BOLD 15-5249 33 10 3 194 THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429) MALCORN
HEADLESS NORSEMAN 33-7758 64 35 1 192 HALLOWIENERS (1391) NIATOLI ISLAND
BELA LUGOSI 40-4114 42 42 1 192 SUPERIOR FORCES (1344) ZENSU
THE SCYTHE 56-4456 25 10 192 SATAN'S BLADES (1450) ROCANIS
WHIFF 3-7295 48 28 1 191 LEGIONS' OF HELL (1403) OSKSI
NEWT ROCKNE 19-5179 40 23 1 190 MAN OR BEAST? (1386) ZUWAYZA
MANIPULATOR 64-3490 61 156 6 189 UNDER DURESS (743) KURUKAR
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
REAGANOMICS 21-6182 42 44 1 188 D.R.I. (1416) SUNSET
PROPANE TORCH 61-2524 62 62 1 186 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
CROUCHING HAMSTER 21-6184 41 55 1 185 D.R.I. (1416) SUNSET
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125 69 83 2 180 GWAR (1235) MAZGOURRAH
BEAR GRYLLS 19-5185 23 4 180 MAN OR BEAST? (1386) ZUWAYZA
NINE INCH NAIL 61-2273 58 60 4 178 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373 48 74 4 174 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
ZIPPO THE SLOTH 34-1350 24 23 3 162 LOST GENESIS (355) MONUNTIAL
MAD DOG RUSSO 19-5483 18 8 1 160 MAN OR BEAST? (1386) ZUWAYZA
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LEPER MESSIAH 72-3954 24 8 1 147 DEADLY RAGE (1453) DRAGONHEAD
VEAL SORENTO 74-4385 25 9 144 THE VENETIAN IV (1451) DAYLA KIV
THE DARK KNIGHT 15-5250 30 10 130 THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429) MALCORN
SHIELD LITEBLADE 34-1244 30 21 2 120 LOST GENESIS (355) MONUNTIAL
HEAD CHEESE 2-6081 22 11 114 STINKY MEAT (1454) NIANIA
BILLY THE KID 34-101 25 27 3 105 THE OUTLAWS (107) MONUNTIAL
CRAZED WILDEBEEST 9-5824 20 4 102 SATAN'S KINGDOM (1461) ZUKAL
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
EXTERMINATION 32-6153 19 3 99 ANGELS OF PAIN (1241) ARVAT
-KIMBHULEE 81-1019 27 16 97 THE MONGOLOIDS II (1463) SHADOWSPIRE
WAR PIG 33-7914 26 20 1 91 XXX BANDITS (1452) NIATOLI ISLAND
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ISSOLAN SMILE 35-1497 20 21 2 90 HOUSE JHEREG (110) MURSKA
TORTURE 35-4368 13 5 79 LEGIONS OF HELL (1462) MURSKA
ERNIE BIRDSLAYER 29-1497 27 25 67 ALMOST EXACTLY (45) LAPUR
KIERA 35-1646 24 17 1 66 HOUSE JHEREG (110) MURSKA
LUST 99-5216 11 5 5 64 HORDES OF HELL! (1460) SOUTH RIDGE
EASY FEET 29-1416 21 22 1 61 ALMOST EXACTLY (45) LAPUR
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DONKEY HOTAY devastated VEXTHORNE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
DESPERADO demolished PAM DEMONIUM in a popular 2 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
TRUST BUSTER 1 viciously subdued PUNGENT STENCH in a 3 minute Challenge contest.
WHITE LION was savagely defeated by CONTROVERSY in a 2 minute Challenge competition.
SAINTS was overpowered by THE WHITE RABBIT in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
THE LION KING savagely defeated LOSING IS FUN in a 12 minute Challenge melee.
ABSOLUTION was viciously subdued by ACID BATH in a popular 3 minute Challenge duel.
FLYING PIG won victory over SLEEPWALKER in a popular 2 minute Challenge fight.
BLASPHEMY overpowered MANIPULATOR in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
SHIELD LITEBLADE was demolished by LEPER MESSIAH in a 1 minute Challenge match.
NEWT ROCKNE was handily defeated by SAVORY in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
ZOMBIE RAGE devastated BELA LUGOSI in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched bout.
COREY THE MOOSE overpowered ROBIN OF SHEW-WOOD in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
THE SICKLY DWARF handily defeated DREHVIN in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
REVANENT devastated CROUCHING HAMSTER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
REPUGNANT savagely defeated RETROVIRUS in a exciting 6 minute gory bout.
WHIFF was overcome by SEKHAT in a crowd pleasing 2 minute competition.
JERK O'LANTERN overpowered DREHVIN in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven fight.
HEADLESS NORSEMAN handily defeated NINE INCH NAIL in a 1 minute uneven duel.
SHEET WITH EYES overpowered CANNIBAL CORPSE in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
WAILIN' VAN HALEN won victory over THE SCYTHE in a popular 1 minute match.
APOCALYPSE won victory over FLATTUS MAXIMUS in a popular 1 minute fight.
TIA MATTE was subdued by RIDDLER in a exciting 1 minute gruesome melee.
SERGE overcame SIR BUBBA THE BOLD in a action packed 1 minute bout.
GUILLOTINE beat FLYING HELLFISH in a action packed 2 minute competition.
MORTIFICATION overpowered MAD DOG RUSSO in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SUBTERFUGE lost to HATHU in a popular 4 minute brutal fray.
PROPANE TORCH was demolished by ARGUMENT in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
SHADOW was savagely defeated by HATHU in a exciting 4 minute bloody fray.
MAYLA TYL CRENA viciously subdued BEAR GRYLLS in a crowd pleasing 5 minute fight.
REAGANOMICS demolished VEAL SORENTO in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
THE DARK KNIGHT was handily defeated by ZIPPO THE SLOTH in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BILLY THE KID slimly lost to HEAD CHEESE in a action packed 1 minute match.
LUST was overpowered by ISSOLAN SMILE in a popular 1 minute uneven bout.
CRAZED WILDEBEEST handily defeated EASY FEET in a 1 minute mismatched match.
TORTURE viciously subdued KIERA in a popular 5 minute brutal match.
WAR PIG vanquished ERNIE BIRDSLAYER in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
EXTERMINATION demolished ROSELLA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 21 PARRY-LUNGE 15 - 7 - 0 68 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 14 TOTAL PARRY 25 - 16 - 0 61 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 7 PARRY-STRIKE 9 - 6 - 0 60 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 WALL OF STEEL 25 - 17 - 0 60 |
|TOTAL PARRY 5 SLASHING ATTACK 22 - 15 - 1 59 |
|WALL OF STEEL 5 AIMED BLOW 109 - 84 - 0 56 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 4 STRIKING ATTACK 29 - 23 - 0 56 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 LUNGING ATTACK 69 - 64 - 2 52 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 19 - 30 - 1 39 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 BASHING ATTACK 7 - 24 - 0 23 |
Turn 674 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 4 4 AIMED BLOW
SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 4 3 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 5 - 2 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 4 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 2 1 TOTAL PARRY
AIMED BLOW 12 - 9 1 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 1 PARRY-LUNGE
LUNGING ATTACK 7 - 7
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK DONKEY HOTAY 19-5187 72 22 1 435 MAN OR BEAST? (1386)
SLASHING ATTACK DESPERADO 77-2459 72 34 2 313 POSSE (1419)
AIMED BLOW TRUST BUSTER 1 32-5443 67 13 0 280 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)
TOTAL PARRY ACID BATH 33-7373 44 26 1 277 DEATH PENALTY (1267)
STRIKING ATTACK REPUGNANT 97-3677 73 40 4 274 SONS OF SATAN (1371)
PARRY-LUNGE REVANENT 15-4770 48 27 3 272 BLOODSWORN (1426)
WALL OF STEEL RIDDLER 61-1856 104 76 1 222 FEAR FACTORY (632)
PARRY-STRIKE MORTIFICATION 61-2333 79 65 4 215 FEAR FACTORY (632)
BASHING ATTACK MANIPULATOR 64-3490 61 156 6 189 UNDER DURESS (743)
PARRY-RIPOSTE REAGANOMICS 21-6182 42 44 1 188 D.R.I. (1416)
The overall popularity leader is SLEEPWALKER 74-2843. The most popular warrior this
turn was LOSING IS FUN 12-6330. The ten other most popular fighters were REPUGNANT
97-3677, SLEEPWALKER 74-2843, THE LION KING 35-4124, SUBTERFUGE 84--27116, BEAR
GRYLLS 19-5185, SHADOW 84-26165, MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113, TORTURE 35-4368, DESPERADO
77-2459, and ACID BATH 33-7373.
The least popular fighter this week was ERNIE BIRDSLAYER 29-1497. The other ten
least popular fighters were EASY FEET 29-1416, SHIELD LITEBLADE 34-1244, LUST
99-5216, THE DARK KNIGHT 15-5250, VEAL SORENTO 74-4385, PROPANE TORCH 61-2524, MAD
DOG RUSSO 19-5483, SIR BUBBA THE BOLD 15-5249, CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373, and NINE INCH
NAIL 61-2273.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
NIANIA(2) 1 0 0 LAPUR(29) 1 2 0 KURUKAR(64) 2 1 0
OSKSI(3) 0 1 0 ARVAT(32) 6 3 0 SENTERN(70) 0 1 0
BONSUR(7) 1 0 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 5 0 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 1 0 0
ZUKAL(9) 1 0 0 MONUNTIAL(34) 1 2 0 DAYLA KIV(74) 0 2 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 0 1 0 MURSKA(35) 4 2 0 MAZGOURRAH(77) 1 1 0
RIZTAB(12) 1 1 0 ZENSU(40) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 1 1 0
MALCORN(15) 1 2 0 KATI-TEI(41) 1 0 0 BLACKSTONE(84) 3 3 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 1 3 0 ROCANIS(56) 0 1 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 1 0 0
SUNSET(21) 1 1 0 JURINE(61) 2 4 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HEAD CHEESE 2-6081 22 11 0 114 STINKY MEAT (1454) NIANIA
WHIFF 3-7295 48 28 1 191 LEGIONS' OF HELL (1403) OSKSI
SEKHAT 7-2251 96 142 4 214 CASTAWAYS (1301) BONSUR
CRAZED WILDEBEEST 9-5824 20 4 0 102 SATAN'S KINGDOM (1461) ZUKAL
SAINTS 11-6248 47 25 0 196 BLACK COLOSSUS (1434) ARUAK CITY
GUILLOTINE 12-6588 44 22 2 213 BLADES OF TERROR (1406) RIZTAB
REVANENT 15-4770 48 27 3 272 BLOODSWORN (1426) MALCORN
DONKEY HOTAY 19-5187 72 22 1 435 MAN OR BEAST? (1386) ZUWAYZA
REAGANOMICS 21-6182 42 44 1 188 D.R.I. (1416) SUNSET
THE WHITE RABBIT 29-5815 23 5 0 236 EVIL EATER BUNNIES (1446) LAPUR
TRUST BUSTER 1 32-5443 67 13 0 280 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298) ARVAT
ACID BATH 33-7373 44 26 1 277 DEATH PENALTY (1267) NIATOLI ISLAND
ZIPPO THE SLOTH 34-1350 24 23 3 162 LOST GENESIS (355) MONUNTIAL
THE LION KING 35-4124 60 28 0 224 IN THE JUNGLE (1367) MURSKA
BELA LUGOSI 40-4114 42 42 1 192 SUPERIOR FORCES (1344) ZENSU
FLYING PIG 41-4605 46 10 0 209 HELL FROZEN OVER (1428) KATI-TEI
THE SCYTHE 56-4456 25 10 0 192 SATAN'S BLADES (1450) ROCANIS
RIDDLER 61-1856 104 76 1 222 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
CONTROVERSY 64-3914 82 116 1 232 UNDER DURESS (743) KURUKAR
RETROVIRUS 70-6086 83 50 0 206 FEAR FACTORY IV (713) SENTERN
LEPER MESSIAH 72-3954 24 8 1 147 DEADLY RAGE (1453) DRAGONHEAD
SLEEPWALKER 74-2843 91 179 2 207 DARKLINGS (1160) DAYLA KIV
DESPERADO 77-2459 72 34 2 313 POSSE (1419) MAZGOURRAH
MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113 59 53 0 213 FEAR FACTORY III (1421) DWES EG
ZOMBIE RAGE 84-15614 38 20 0 277 WIDE WORLD OF... (1370) BLACKSTONE
REPUGNANT 97-3677 73 40 4 274 SONS OF SATAN (1371) SHADOW GROVE
LUST 99-5216 11 5 5 64 HORDES OF HELL! (1460) SOUTH RIDGE