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Date   : 01/07/2016    Duedate: 01/20/2016

FREE BLADES ARENA

DM 103    TURN 680

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 HOUSE CANNI 13/1473  222  114   2 66.1      THE VENETIAN IV 74/1451
    THE MOTHERSHIP 19/1078                      BLADES OF TERROR 12/1406
  2 STINKY MEAT 2/1454  2963 1662  23 64.1      HELL FROZEN OVER 41/1428
    NERDS RULE! 17/1465                         WIDE WORLD OF... 84/1370
    HALLOWIENERS 33/1391                        LAUGH TRACK LORDS 65/1474
    DEVIL SLAYERS 43/1472                       LORDS OF DARKNESS 84/1408
    DRAFT DODGERS 84/1394                       THE GRAIL KNIGHTS 15/1429
    IN THE JUNGLE 35/1367                       EVIL EATER BUNNIES 29/1446
    MAN OR BEAST? 19/1386                       COLLUSION UNLIMITED 84/1427
    SONS OF SATAN 97/1371                     3 XXX BANDITS 33/1452    9    6   0 60.0
    THE INSTITUTE 78/1467                     4 CASTAWAYS 7/1301    1028  954  10 51.9
    ANGELS OF PAIN 32/1241                      DARKLINGS 74/1160
    DEVIL ADVOCATES 32/298                    5 RIFF-RAFF CRE 35/46   81  105   1 43.5
    SATAN'S BLADES 56/1450                      ANYWAYUSLICEIT 56/815
    SATAN'S KINGDOM 9/1461                    6 ASSORTED 32/578     1076 1455  15 42.5
    ANGELIC KNIGHTS 16/1466                     UNDER DURESS 64/743
    HORDES OF HELL! 99/1460                   7-G.O.L.F. 17/1410      39   72   1 35.1
    LEGIONS OF HELL 35/1462                     BUTTERFLY FACE 97/1447
    LEGIONS' OF HELL 3/1403                   8 FOOT OF PRI 35/1469    1    3   0 25.0
    MILWAUKEE RULES 84/1409

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     You elder fighters surely remember me.  The younger ones may call me Olaf 
Modeen.  I return to FREE BLADES once again!  What's with HAPPY JACK?  He actually 
beat THE VENETIAN IV's VEAL SORENTO, and walked away with 61 more points from the 
fight.  Laughs were big at FREE BLADES while they watched HELYSE clobber MAD DOG 
RUSSO.  He lost 24 points and got bruised from objects thrown from the stands.  I'm 
sure FREE BLADES is excited about WAILIN' VAN HALEN, the new Duelmaster from 
RIFF-RAFF CREW.  (remember?)  But when you've seen as many as I have...  Wouldn't it 
be nice to have live subjects to practice on?  I hear some team is looking into the 
uses of convicted prisoners.   
     If at first you don't succeed, avoid.  That'll get you in the Spyreports.  How 
well I know the feeling of being in the most avoided team!  Don't fall out of 
practive, DEVIL ADVOCATES!  Management must be dealin', as the boys at RIFF-RAFF CREW 
ain't reelin'!  DEVIL ADVOCATES' mad!  How well I know the feeling of being the most 
challenged warrior, SEKHAT!  Don't make idle boasts, they may come back to haunt you. 
SLICE CONSTRUCT of ANYWAYUSLICEIT knows how to pick 'em.  It challenged SEKHAT of 
CASTAWAYS who is up by 21.  Now was this a wise move?  SLICE CONSTRUCT perhaps got 
its just desserts, seeing as it was bested by SEKHAT and ended up with 190 
recognition points.   
     Warriors of FREE BLADES unite.  You have only your games to lose!  Many a 
warrior has met his fate in a hungover stupor.  You young rapscallions, take note!   
     Well, I'm pretty much through.  You guys need to get back practicing.  Are you 
as tired of reading this as I am of writing it?  Actually, I guess I'm writing it 
before you read it.  Oh, well.  I don't want to overstay my welcome...-- Olaf Modeen  

LORD-MARSHALL                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WAILIN' VAN HALEN 35-845     52  44  2  260  RIFF-RAFF CREW (46)        MURSKA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE WHITE RABBIT 29-5815     28   6     278  EVIL EATER BUNNIES (1446)  LAPUR
 FLYING PIG 41-4605           52  10     255  HELL FROZEN OVER (1428)    KATI-TEI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ABSOLUTION 32-5301           86  27  3  253  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 SEKHAT 7-2251               100 144  4  246  CASTAWAYS (1301)           BONSUR
 HAPPY JACK 19-4086           43  34  3  246  THE MOTHERSHIP (1078)      ZUWAYZA
 THE SICKLY DWARF 84-24303    53  18  1  242  MILWAUKEE RULES (1409)     BLACKSTONE
 ARGUMENT 64-3915            100 104     232  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
 CONTROVERSY 64-3914          86 118  1  228  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
 PAM DEMONIUM 32-5551         59  37  1  227  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 JERK O'LANTERN 33-7742       64  29  1  223  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 WHITE LION 35-859            52  42     222  RIFF-RAFF CREW (46)        MURSKA
-PING 17-3787                 32  21  1  218  G.O.L.F. (1410)            ALJAFIR
 SERGE 32-3549                82 119     215  ASSORTED (578)             ARVAT
 TIA MATTE 32-5321            74  49     215  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843          92 184  2  211  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 REPUGNANT 97-3677            78  41  4  206  SONS OF SATAN (1371)       SHADOW GROVE
 THE LION KING 35-4124        65  29     203  IN THE JUNGLE (1367)       MURSKA
 BEAR GRYLLS 19-5185          26   6     199  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 APOCALYPSE 32-5711           44  16  1  197  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 SUBTERFUGE 84-38420          42  13     197  COLLUSION UNLIMITED (1427) BLACKSTONE
 BLASPHEMY 32-5332            31   9  1  197  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 MANIPULATOR 64-3490          62 161  6  195  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
 LORD'S PRAYER 35-4456        35  33  1  195  FOOT OF PRIDE (1469)       MURSKA
 SHADOW 84-26165              41  33     194  LORDS OF DARKNESS (1408)   BLACKSTONE
 TRUST BUSTER 1 32-5443       72  14     193  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 ZOMBIE RAGE 84-15614         40  24     191  WIDE WORLD OF... (1370)    BLACKSTONE
 SHEET WITH EYES 33-7740      37   9     191  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 COREY THE MOOSE 84-19615     60  37     190  DRAFT DODGERS (1394)       BLACKSTONE
 SLICE CONSTRUCT 56-3181      38  31  1  190  ANYWAYUSLICEIT (815)       ROCANIS
 SIR BUBBA THE BOLD 15-5249   37  12  3  190  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 THE SCYTHE 56-4456           25  16     189  SATAN'S BLADES (1450)      ROCANIS
 NEWT ROCKNE 19-5179          43  26  1  186  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 VEAL SORENTO 74-4385         28  12     183  THE VENETIAN IV (1451)     DAYLA KIV
 WHIFF 3-7295                 49  33  1  182  LEGIONS' OF HELL (1403)    OSKSI

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MAD DOG RUSSO 19-5483        21  11  1  180  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 GUILLOTINE 12-6588           46  26  2  176  BLADES OF TERROR (1406)    RIZTAB
 HEADLESS NORSEMAN 33-7758    67  38  1  172  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 TORTURE 35-4368              18   6     171  LEGIONS OF HELL (1462)     MURSKA
 IRONTOWER 13-5482            23   3     168  HOUSE CANNITH (1473)       DULLENS
 CRAZED WILDEBEEST 9-5824     23   7     154  SATAN'S KINGDOM (1461)     ZUKAL

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE DARK KNIGHT 15-5250      33  13     150  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 HEAD CHEESE 2-6081           24  15     149  STINKY MEAT (1454)         NIANIA
-EXTERMINATION 32-6153        22   4     146  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 RIGHTEOUS 16-6238            14   4  1  137  ANGELIC KNIGHTS (1466)     WILLAF
 WAR PIG 33-7914              30  22  1  125  XXX BANDITS (1452)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 MGR THE MAGICIAN 15-5268     19   6     102  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ST. GEORGE 43-5034           17   2     100  DEVIL SLAYERS (1472)       VEASTIAN
 LUST 99-5216                 13   9  5  100  HORDES OF HELL! (1460)     SOUTH RIDGE
 JACK TRIPPER 65-7376         23  14      97  LAUGH TRACK LORDS (1474)   DAL SHANG
 WEIRD SCIENCE 17-7551        18  20      91  NERDS RULE! (1465)         ALJAFIR

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BEAST FEAST 78-3115          18   7      81  THE INSTITUTE (1467)       LIN TIRIAN
-KIRSTEN DUNST 97-5536         8  10  4   48  BUTTERFLY FACE (1447)      SHADOW GROVE

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
VEAL SORENTO 74-4385      28  12  0 THE VENETIAN IV 1451   HAPPY JACK 19-4086        680

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SLICE CONSTRUCT was devastated by SEKHAT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
REPUGNANT demolished MANIPULATOR in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
TRUST BUSTER 1 was vanquished by WAILIN' VAN HALEN in a 1 minute Title brawl.
SHADOW was demolished by WHITE LION in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
THE SICKLY DWARF devastated HATHU in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory mismatched match.
ZOMBIE RAGE was handily defeated by HATHU in a 1 minute uneven melee.
SIR BUBBA THE BOLD was vanquished by ARGUMENT in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
FLYING PIG viciously subdued ARUNDA ROCKTROLL in a popular 21 minute brutal fight.
BEAR GRYLLS was overcome by HATHU in a popular 5 minute brutal bout.
THE WHITE RABBIT savagely defeated ARUNDA ROCKTROLL in a 2 minute competition.
ABSOLUTION demolished HATHU in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SHEET WITH EYES was overpowered by ROBIN OF SHEW-WOOD in a 1 minute conflict.
BLASPHEMY was defeated by HATHU in a 2 minute duel.
SUBTERFUGE was defeated by HATHU in a 2 minute struggle.
PAM DEMONIUM vanquished ROBIN OF SHEW-WOOD in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
APOCALYPSE was viciously subdued by HATHU in a 2 minute brutal fight.
TIA MATTE demolished ROBIN OF SHEW-WOOD in a exciting 1 minute gory one-sided bout.
JERK O'LANTERN handily defeated LORD'S PRAYER in a 2 minute mismatched competition.
HEADLESS NORSEMAN was defeated by HELYSE in a exciting 1 minute duel.
SERGE savagely defeated WHIFF in a action packed 2 minute gruesome fray.
MAD DOG RUSSO was bested by HELYSE in a exciting 1 minute bout.
THE LION KING savagely defeated HELYSE in a action packed 4 minute brutal fight.
HAPPY JACK assassinated VEAL SORENTO in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
THE SCYTHE was overpowered by ROBIN OF SHEW-WOOD in a 1 minute uneven match.
CONTROVERSY overpowered COREY THE MOOSE in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
SLEEPWALKER viciously subdued GUILLOTINE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome bout.
TORTURE was narrowly defeated by ARUNDA ROCKTROLL in a popular 10 minute fight.
NEWT ROCKNE handily defeated MAREI in a exciting 1 minute gory one-sided fight.
CRAZED WILDEBEEST was defeated by IRONTOWER in a 2 minute bout.
HEAD CHEESE overpowered WAR PIG in a 1 minute uneven bout.
WEIRD SCIENCE was demolished by ROSELLA in a 2 minute uneven contest.
THE DARK KNIGHT was defeated by HELYSE in a exciting 1 minute struggle.
MGR THE MAGICIAN demolished BITTER ALMOND in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
RIGHTEOUS handily defeated MAREI in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
LUST was overcome by XHUGHA KARGARIT in a action packed 4 minute match.
BEAST FEAST overpowered LUCIFREYJA in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven bout.
JACK TRIPPER demolished LUCIFREYJA in a 2 minute brutal uneven competition.
ST. GEORGE overpowered ROSELLA in a 2 minute gruesome uneven battle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      21         PARRY-STRIKE       9 -   3 -  0      75  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  15         TOTAL PARRY       28 -  10 -  0      74  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         SLASHING ATTACK   18 -  10 -  2      64  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         STRIKING ATTACK   32 -  19 -  0      63  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-LUNGE       10 -   6 -  0      63  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         AIMED BLOW       114 -  92 -  0      55  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         WALL OF STEEL     22 -  18 -  1      55  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         LUNGING ATTACK    71 -  69 -  1      51  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-RIPOSTE     19 -  22 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK    10 -  22 -  0      31  |

Turn 680 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         9 - 12         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  WALL OF STEEL  
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     8 -  7     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         1  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   WAILIN' VAN HALEN 35-845   52  44  2  260 RIFF-RAFF CREW (46)
TOTAL PARRY      FLYING PIG 41-4605         52  10  0  255 HELL FROZEN OVER (1428)
STRIKING ATTACK  SEKHAT 7-2251             100 144  4  246 CASTAWAYS (1301)
WALL OF STEEL    HAPPY JACK 19-4086         43  34  3  246 THE MOTHERSHIP (1078)
AIMED BLOW       THE SICKLY DWARF 84-24303  53  18  1  242 MILWAUKEE RULES (1409)
SLASHING ATTACK  CONTROVERSY 64-3914        86 118  1  228 UNDER DURESS (743)
PARRY-LUNGE      BEAR GRYLLS 19-5185        26   6  0  199 MAN OR BEAST? (1386)
BASHING ATTACK   MANIPULATOR 64-3490        62 161  6  195 UNDER DURESS (743)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    MAD DOG RUSSO 19-5483      21  11  1  180 MAN OR BEAST? (1386)

The overall popularity leader is SLEEPWALKER 74-2843.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was TORTURE 35-4368.  The ten other most popular fighters were LUST 99-5216, 
BEAR GRYLLS 19-5185, THE LION KING 35-4124, SERGE 32-3549, FLYING PIG 41-4605, THE 
WHITE RABBIT 29-5815, WAILIN' VAN HALEN 35-845, WHITE LION 35-859, JERK O'LANTERN 
33-7742, and REPUGNANT 97-3677.

The least popular fighter this week was THE DARK KNIGHT 15-5250.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were WAR PIG 33-7914, THE SCYTHE 56-4456, VEAL SORENTO 74-4385, 
SHEET WITH EYES 33-7740, SIR BUBBA THE BOLD 15-5249, HEAD CHEESE 2-6081, WHIFF 
3-7295, HEADLESS NORSEMAN 33-7758, ZOMBIE RAGE 84-15614, and MGR THE MAGICIAN 
15-5268.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
NIANIA(2)            1  0 0  ALJAFIR(17)          0  1 0  ROCANIS(56)          0  2 0  
OSKSI(3)             0  1 0  ZUWAYZA(19)          2  2 1  KURUKAR(64)          2  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            1  0 0  LAPUR(29)            1  0 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  0 0  
ZUKAL(9)             0  1 0  ARVAT(32)            4  3 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        1  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           0  1 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   1  3 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  0 0  
DULLENS(13)          1  0 0  MURSKA(35)           3  2 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       1  4 0  
MALCORN(15)          1  2 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  0 0  
WILLAF(16)           1  0 0  VEASTIAN(43)         1  0 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HEAD CHEESE 2-6081          24  15  0  149  STINKY MEAT (1454)         NIANIA
 WHIFF 3-7295                49  33  1  182  LEGIONS' OF HELL (1403)    OSKSI
 SEKHAT 7-2251              100 144  4  246  CASTAWAYS (1301)           BONSUR
 CRAZED WILDEBEEST 9-5824    23   7  0  154  SATAN'S KINGDOM (1461)     ZUKAL
 GUILLOTINE 12-6588          46  26  2  176  BLADES OF TERROR (1406)    RIZTAB
 IRONTOWER 13-5482           23   3  0  168  HOUSE CANNITH (1473)       DULLENS
 SIR BUBBA THE BOLD 15-5249  37  12  3  190  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 RIGHTEOUS 16-6238           14   4  1  137  ANGELIC KNIGHTS (1466)     WILLAF
 WEIRD SCIENCE 17-7551       18  20  0   91  NERDS RULE! (1465)         ALJAFIR
 HAPPY JACK 19-4086          43  34  3  246  THE MOTHERSHIP (1078)      ZUWAYZA
 THE WHITE RABBIT 29-5815    28   6  0  278  EVIL EATER BUNNIES (1446)  LAPUR
 ABSOLUTION 32-5301          86  27  3  253  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 JERK O'LANTERN 33-7742      64  29  1  223  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 WAILIN' VAN HALEN 35-845    52  44  2  260  RIFF-RAFF CREW (46)        MURSKA
 FLYING PIG 41-4605          52  10  0  255  HELL FROZEN OVER (1428)    KATI-TEI
 ST. GEORGE 43-5034          17   2  0  100  DEVIL SLAYERS (1472)       VEASTIAN

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SLICE CONSTRUCT 56-3181     38  31  1  190  ANYWAYUSLICEIT (815)       ROCANIS
 ARGUMENT 64-3915           100 104  0  232  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
 JACK TRIPPER 65-7376        23  14  0   97  LAUGH TRACK LORDS (1474)   DAL SHANG
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843         92 184  2  211  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 BEAST FEAST 78-3115         18   7  0   81  THE INSTITUTE (1467)       LIN TIRIAN
 THE SICKLY DWARF 84-24303   53  18  1  242  MILWAUKEE RULES (1409)     BLACKSTONE
 REPUGNANT 97-3677           78  41  4  206  SONS OF SATAN (1371)       SHADOW GROVE
 LUST 99-5216                13   9  5  100  HORDES OF HELL! (1460)     SOUTH RIDGE

                                CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS

To clarify:  You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams.  
To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided. 
To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space. 
Make sure you include the ID!

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission.