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Date : 01/07/2016 Duedate: 01/20/2016
FREE BLADES ARENA
DM 103 TURN 680
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 HOUSE CANNI 13/1473 222 114 2 66.1 THE VENETIAN IV 74/1451
THE MOTHERSHIP 19/1078 BLADES OF TERROR 12/1406
2 STINKY MEAT 2/1454 2963 1662 23 64.1 HELL FROZEN OVER 41/1428
NERDS RULE! 17/1465 WIDE WORLD OF... 84/1370
HALLOWIENERS 33/1391 LAUGH TRACK LORDS 65/1474
DEVIL SLAYERS 43/1472 LORDS OF DARKNESS 84/1408
DRAFT DODGERS 84/1394 THE GRAIL KNIGHTS 15/1429
IN THE JUNGLE 35/1367 EVIL EATER BUNNIES 29/1446
MAN OR BEAST? 19/1386 COLLUSION UNLIMITED 84/1427
SONS OF SATAN 97/1371 3 XXX BANDITS 33/1452 9 6 0 60.0
THE INSTITUTE 78/1467 4 CASTAWAYS 7/1301 1028 954 10 51.9
ANGELS OF PAIN 32/1241 DARKLINGS 74/1160
DEVIL ADVOCATES 32/298 5 RIFF-RAFF CRE 35/46 81 105 1 43.5
SATAN'S BLADES 56/1450 ANYWAYUSLICEIT 56/815
SATAN'S KINGDOM 9/1461 6 ASSORTED 32/578 1076 1455 15 42.5
ANGELIC KNIGHTS 16/1466 UNDER DURESS 64/743
HORDES OF HELL! 99/1460 7-G.O.L.F. 17/1410 39 72 1 35.1
LEGIONS OF HELL 35/1462 BUTTERFLY FACE 97/1447
LEGIONS' OF HELL 3/1403 8 FOOT OF PRI 35/1469 1 3 0 25.0
MILWAUKEE RULES 84/1409
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
You elder fighters surely remember me. The younger ones may call me Olaf
Modeen. I return to FREE BLADES once again! What's with HAPPY JACK? He actually
beat THE VENETIAN IV's VEAL SORENTO, and walked away with 61 more points from the
fight. Laughs were big at FREE BLADES while they watched HELYSE clobber MAD DOG
RUSSO. He lost 24 points and got bruised from objects thrown from the stands. I'm
sure FREE BLADES is excited about WAILIN' VAN HALEN, the new Duelmaster from
RIFF-RAFF CREW. (remember?) But when you've seen as many as I have... Wouldn't it
be nice to have live subjects to practice on? I hear some team is looking into the
uses of convicted prisoners.
If at first you don't succeed, avoid. That'll get you in the Spyreports. How
well I know the feeling of being in the most avoided team! Don't fall out of
practive, DEVIL ADVOCATES! Management must be dealin', as the boys at RIFF-RAFF CREW
ain't reelin'! DEVIL ADVOCATES' mad! How well I know the feeling of being the most
challenged warrior, SEKHAT! Don't make idle boasts, they may come back to haunt you.
SLICE CONSTRUCT of ANYWAYUSLICEIT knows how to pick 'em. It challenged SEKHAT of
CASTAWAYS who is up by 21. Now was this a wise move? SLICE CONSTRUCT perhaps got
its just desserts, seeing as it was bested by SEKHAT and ended up with 190
recognition points.
Warriors of FREE BLADES unite. You have only your games to lose! Many a
warrior has met his fate in a hungover stupor. You young rapscallions, take note!
Well, I'm pretty much through. You guys need to get back practicing. Are you
as tired of reading this as I am of writing it? Actually, I guess I'm writing it
before you read it. Oh, well. I don't want to overstay my welcome...-- Olaf Modeen
LORD-MARSHALL W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
WAILIN' VAN HALEN 35-845 52 44 2 260 RIFF-RAFF CREW (46) MURSKA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE WHITE RABBIT 29-5815 28 6 278 EVIL EATER BUNNIES (1446) LAPUR
FLYING PIG 41-4605 52 10 255 HELL FROZEN OVER (1428) KATI-TEI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ABSOLUTION 32-5301 86 27 3 253 ANGELS OF PAIN (1241) ARVAT
SEKHAT 7-2251 100 144 4 246 CASTAWAYS (1301) BONSUR
HAPPY JACK 19-4086 43 34 3 246 THE MOTHERSHIP (1078) ZUWAYZA
THE SICKLY DWARF 84-24303 53 18 1 242 MILWAUKEE RULES (1409) BLACKSTONE
ARGUMENT 64-3915 100 104 232 UNDER DURESS (743) KURUKAR
CONTROVERSY 64-3914 86 118 1 228 UNDER DURESS (743) KURUKAR
PAM DEMONIUM 32-5551 59 37 1 227 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298) ARVAT
JERK O'LANTERN 33-7742 64 29 1 223 HALLOWIENERS (1391) NIATOLI ISLAND
WHITE LION 35-859 52 42 222 RIFF-RAFF CREW (46) MURSKA
-PING 17-3787 32 21 1 218 G.O.L.F. (1410) ALJAFIR
SERGE 32-3549 82 119 215 ASSORTED (578) ARVAT
TIA MATTE 32-5321 74 49 215 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298) ARVAT
SLEEPWALKER 74-2843 92 184 2 211 DARKLINGS (1160) DAYLA KIV
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
REPUGNANT 97-3677 78 41 4 206 SONS OF SATAN (1371) SHADOW GROVE
THE LION KING 35-4124 65 29 203 IN THE JUNGLE (1367) MURSKA
BEAR GRYLLS 19-5185 26 6 199 MAN OR BEAST? (1386) ZUWAYZA
APOCALYPSE 32-5711 44 16 1 197 ANGELS OF PAIN (1241) ARVAT
SUBTERFUGE 84-38420 42 13 197 COLLUSION UNLIMITED (1427) BLACKSTONE
BLASPHEMY 32-5332 31 9 1 197 ANGELS OF PAIN (1241) ARVAT
MANIPULATOR 64-3490 62 161 6 195 UNDER DURESS (743) KURUKAR
LORD'S PRAYER 35-4456 35 33 1 195 FOOT OF PRIDE (1469) MURSKA
SHADOW 84-26165 41 33 194 LORDS OF DARKNESS (1408) BLACKSTONE
TRUST BUSTER 1 32-5443 72 14 193 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298) ARVAT
ZOMBIE RAGE 84-15614 40 24 191 WIDE WORLD OF... (1370) BLACKSTONE
SHEET WITH EYES 33-7740 37 9 191 HALLOWIENERS (1391) NIATOLI ISLAND
COREY THE MOOSE 84-19615 60 37 190 DRAFT DODGERS (1394) BLACKSTONE
SLICE CONSTRUCT 56-3181 38 31 1 190 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (815) ROCANIS
SIR BUBBA THE BOLD 15-5249 37 12 3 190 THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429) MALCORN
THE SCYTHE 56-4456 25 16 189 SATAN'S BLADES (1450) ROCANIS
NEWT ROCKNE 19-5179 43 26 1 186 MAN OR BEAST? (1386) ZUWAYZA
VEAL SORENTO 74-4385 28 12 183 THE VENETIAN IV (1451) DAYLA KIV
WHIFF 3-7295 49 33 1 182 LEGIONS' OF HELL (1403) OSKSI
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MAD DOG RUSSO 19-5483 21 11 1 180 MAN OR BEAST? (1386) ZUWAYZA
GUILLOTINE 12-6588 46 26 2 176 BLADES OF TERROR (1406) RIZTAB
HEADLESS NORSEMAN 33-7758 67 38 1 172 HALLOWIENERS (1391) NIATOLI ISLAND
TORTURE 35-4368 18 6 171 LEGIONS OF HELL (1462) MURSKA
IRONTOWER 13-5482 23 3 168 HOUSE CANNITH (1473) DULLENS
CRAZED WILDEBEEST 9-5824 23 7 154 SATAN'S KINGDOM (1461) ZUKAL
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE DARK KNIGHT 15-5250 33 13 150 THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429) MALCORN
HEAD CHEESE 2-6081 24 15 149 STINKY MEAT (1454) NIANIA
-EXTERMINATION 32-6153 22 4 146 ANGELS OF PAIN (1241) ARVAT
RIGHTEOUS 16-6238 14 4 1 137 ANGELIC KNIGHTS (1466) WILLAF
WAR PIG 33-7914 30 22 1 125 XXX BANDITS (1452) NIATOLI ISLAND
MGR THE MAGICIAN 15-5268 19 6 102 THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429) MALCORN
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ST. GEORGE 43-5034 17 2 100 DEVIL SLAYERS (1472) VEASTIAN
LUST 99-5216 13 9 5 100 HORDES OF HELL! (1460) SOUTH RIDGE
JACK TRIPPER 65-7376 23 14 97 LAUGH TRACK LORDS (1474) DAL SHANG
WEIRD SCIENCE 17-7551 18 20 91 NERDS RULE! (1465) ALJAFIR
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BEAST FEAST 78-3115 18 7 81 THE INSTITUTE (1467) LIN TIRIAN
-KIRSTEN DUNST 97-5536 8 10 4 48 BUTTERFLY FACE (1447) SHADOW GROVE
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
VEAL SORENTO 74-4385 28 12 0 THE VENETIAN IV 1451 HAPPY JACK 19-4086 680
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SLICE CONSTRUCT was devastated by SEKHAT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
REPUGNANT demolished MANIPULATOR in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
TRUST BUSTER 1 was vanquished by WAILIN' VAN HALEN in a 1 minute Title brawl.
SHADOW was demolished by WHITE LION in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
THE SICKLY DWARF devastated HATHU in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory mismatched match.
ZOMBIE RAGE was handily defeated by HATHU in a 1 minute uneven melee.
SIR BUBBA THE BOLD was vanquished by ARGUMENT in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
FLYING PIG viciously subdued ARUNDA ROCKTROLL in a popular 21 minute brutal fight.
BEAR GRYLLS was overcome by HATHU in a popular 5 minute brutal bout.
THE WHITE RABBIT savagely defeated ARUNDA ROCKTROLL in a 2 minute competition.
ABSOLUTION demolished HATHU in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SHEET WITH EYES was overpowered by ROBIN OF SHEW-WOOD in a 1 minute conflict.
BLASPHEMY was defeated by HATHU in a 2 minute duel.
SUBTERFUGE was defeated by HATHU in a 2 minute struggle.
PAM DEMONIUM vanquished ROBIN OF SHEW-WOOD in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
APOCALYPSE was viciously subdued by HATHU in a 2 minute brutal fight.
TIA MATTE demolished ROBIN OF SHEW-WOOD in a exciting 1 minute gory one-sided bout.
JERK O'LANTERN handily defeated LORD'S PRAYER in a 2 minute mismatched competition.
HEADLESS NORSEMAN was defeated by HELYSE in a exciting 1 minute duel.
SERGE savagely defeated WHIFF in a action packed 2 minute gruesome fray.
MAD DOG RUSSO was bested by HELYSE in a exciting 1 minute bout.
THE LION KING savagely defeated HELYSE in a action packed 4 minute brutal fight.
HAPPY JACK assassinated VEAL SORENTO in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
THE SCYTHE was overpowered by ROBIN OF SHEW-WOOD in a 1 minute uneven match.
CONTROVERSY overpowered COREY THE MOOSE in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
SLEEPWALKER viciously subdued GUILLOTINE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome bout.
TORTURE was narrowly defeated by ARUNDA ROCKTROLL in a popular 10 minute fight.
NEWT ROCKNE handily defeated MAREI in a exciting 1 minute gory one-sided fight.
CRAZED WILDEBEEST was defeated by IRONTOWER in a 2 minute bout.
HEAD CHEESE overpowered WAR PIG in a 1 minute uneven bout.
WEIRD SCIENCE was demolished by ROSELLA in a 2 minute uneven contest.
THE DARK KNIGHT was defeated by HELYSE in a exciting 1 minute struggle.
MGR THE MAGICIAN demolished BITTER ALMOND in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
RIGHTEOUS handily defeated MAREI in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
LUST was overcome by XHUGHA KARGARIT in a action packed 4 minute match.
BEAST FEAST overpowered LUCIFREYJA in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven bout.
JACK TRIPPER demolished LUCIFREYJA in a 2 minute brutal uneven competition.
ST. GEORGE overpowered ROSELLA in a 2 minute gruesome uneven battle.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 21 PARRY-STRIKE 9 - 3 - 0 75 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 15 TOTAL PARRY 28 - 10 - 0 74 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 SLASHING ATTACK 18 - 10 - 2 64 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 STRIKING ATTACK 32 - 19 - 0 63 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-LUNGE 10 - 6 - 0 63 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 AIMED BLOW 114 - 92 - 0 55 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 WALL OF STEEL 22 - 18 - 1 55 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 LUNGING ATTACK 71 - 69 - 1 51 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 19 - 22 - 0 46 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 BASHING ATTACK 10 - 22 - 0 31 |
Turn 680 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 9 - 12 5 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 3 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 2 WALL OF STEEL
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 8 - 7 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 1 STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK WAILIN' VAN HALEN 35-845 52 44 2 260 RIFF-RAFF CREW (46)
TOTAL PARRY FLYING PIG 41-4605 52 10 0 255 HELL FROZEN OVER (1428)
STRIKING ATTACK SEKHAT 7-2251 100 144 4 246 CASTAWAYS (1301)
WALL OF STEEL HAPPY JACK 19-4086 43 34 3 246 THE MOTHERSHIP (1078)
AIMED BLOW THE SICKLY DWARF 84-24303 53 18 1 242 MILWAUKEE RULES (1409)
SLASHING ATTACK CONTROVERSY 64-3914 86 118 1 228 UNDER DURESS (743)
PARRY-LUNGE BEAR GRYLLS 19-5185 26 6 0 199 MAN OR BEAST? (1386)
BASHING ATTACK MANIPULATOR 64-3490 62 161 6 195 UNDER DURESS (743)
PARRY-RIPOSTE MAD DOG RUSSO 19-5483 21 11 1 180 MAN OR BEAST? (1386)
The overall popularity leader is SLEEPWALKER 74-2843. The most popular warrior this
turn was TORTURE 35-4368. The ten other most popular fighters were LUST 99-5216,
BEAR GRYLLS 19-5185, THE LION KING 35-4124, SERGE 32-3549, FLYING PIG 41-4605, THE
WHITE RABBIT 29-5815, WAILIN' VAN HALEN 35-845, WHITE LION 35-859, JERK O'LANTERN
33-7742, and REPUGNANT 97-3677.
The least popular fighter this week was THE DARK KNIGHT 15-5250. The other ten least
popular fighters were WAR PIG 33-7914, THE SCYTHE 56-4456, VEAL SORENTO 74-4385,
SHEET WITH EYES 33-7740, SIR BUBBA THE BOLD 15-5249, HEAD CHEESE 2-6081, WHIFF
3-7295, HEADLESS NORSEMAN 33-7758, ZOMBIE RAGE 84-15614, and MGR THE MAGICIAN
15-5268.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
NIANIA(2) 1 0 0 ALJAFIR(17) 0 1 0 ROCANIS(56) 0 2 0
OSKSI(3) 0 1 0 ZUWAYZA(19) 2 2 1 KURUKAR(64) 2 1 0
BONSUR(7) 1 0 0 LAPUR(29) 1 0 0 DAL SHANG(65) 1 0 0
ZUKAL(9) 0 1 0 ARVAT(32) 4 3 0 DAYLA KIV(74) 1 1 0
RIZTAB(12) 0 1 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 1 3 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 1 0 0
DULLENS(13) 1 0 0 MURSKA(35) 3 2 0 BLACKSTONE(84) 1 4 0
MALCORN(15) 1 2 0 KATI-TEI(41) 1 0 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 1 0 0
WILLAF(16) 1 0 0 VEASTIAN(43) 1 0 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HEAD CHEESE 2-6081 24 15 0 149 STINKY MEAT (1454) NIANIA
WHIFF 3-7295 49 33 1 182 LEGIONS' OF HELL (1403) OSKSI
SEKHAT 7-2251 100 144 4 246 CASTAWAYS (1301) BONSUR
CRAZED WILDEBEEST 9-5824 23 7 0 154 SATAN'S KINGDOM (1461) ZUKAL
GUILLOTINE 12-6588 46 26 2 176 BLADES OF TERROR (1406) RIZTAB
IRONTOWER 13-5482 23 3 0 168 HOUSE CANNITH (1473) DULLENS
SIR BUBBA THE BOLD 15-5249 37 12 3 190 THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429) MALCORN
RIGHTEOUS 16-6238 14 4 1 137 ANGELIC KNIGHTS (1466) WILLAF
WEIRD SCIENCE 17-7551 18 20 0 91 NERDS RULE! (1465) ALJAFIR
HAPPY JACK 19-4086 43 34 3 246 THE MOTHERSHIP (1078) ZUWAYZA
THE WHITE RABBIT 29-5815 28 6 0 278 EVIL EATER BUNNIES (1446) LAPUR
ABSOLUTION 32-5301 86 27 3 253 ANGELS OF PAIN (1241) ARVAT
JERK O'LANTERN 33-7742 64 29 1 223 HALLOWIENERS (1391) NIATOLI ISLAND
WAILIN' VAN HALEN 35-845 52 44 2 260 RIFF-RAFF CREW (46) MURSKA
FLYING PIG 41-4605 52 10 0 255 HELL FROZEN OVER (1428) KATI-TEI
ST. GEORGE 43-5034 17 2 0 100 DEVIL SLAYERS (1472) VEASTIAN
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SLICE CONSTRUCT 56-3181 38 31 1 190 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (815) ROCANIS
ARGUMENT 64-3915 100 104 0 232 UNDER DURESS (743) KURUKAR
JACK TRIPPER 65-7376 23 14 0 97 LAUGH TRACK LORDS (1474) DAL SHANG
SLEEPWALKER 74-2843 92 184 2 211 DARKLINGS (1160) DAYLA KIV
BEAST FEAST 78-3115 18 7 0 81 THE INSTITUTE (1467) LIN TIRIAN
THE SICKLY DWARF 84-24303 53 18 1 242 MILWAUKEE RULES (1409) BLACKSTONE
REPUGNANT 97-3677 78 41 4 206 SONS OF SATAN (1371) SHADOW GROVE
LUST 99-5216 13 9 5 100 HORDES OF HELL! (1460) SOUTH RIDGE
CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS
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* * * * * MEMO * * * * *
From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To: All Managers
In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately. Managers may
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission. Each warrior may have
up to 15 favorite sayings. Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch,
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long. For any questions, please contact the
Gladiatorial Commission.