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Date : 02/04/2016 Duedate: 02/17/2016
FREE BLADES ARENA
DM 103 TURN 682
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 HOUSE CANNI 13/1473 224 116 2 65.9 MILWAUKEE RULES 84/1409
THE MOTHERSHIP 19/1078 THE VENETIAN IV 74/1451
2 STINKY MEAT 2/1454 3017 1682 24 64.2 BLADES OF TERROR 12/1406
NERDS RULE! 17/1465 HELL FROZEN OVER 41/1428
HALLOWIENERS 33/1391 WIDE WORLD OF... 84/1370
DEVIL SLAYERS 43/1472 LAUGH TRACK LORDS 65/1474
DRAFT DODGERS 84/1394 LORDS OF DARKNESS 84/1408
IN THE JUNGLE 35/1367 THE GRAIL KNIGHTS 15/1429
MAN OR BEAST? 19/1386 EVIL EATER BUNNIES 29/1446
SONS OF SATAN 97/1371 COLLUSION UNLIMITED 84/1427
THE INSTITUTE 78/1467 3 XXX BANDITS 33/1452 10 7 0 58.8
ANGELS OF PAIN 32/1241 4 CASTAWAYS 7/1301 1030 956 10 51.9
DEVIL ADVOCATES 32/298 DARKLINGS 74/1160
SATAN'S BLADES 56/1450 5 RIFF-RAFF CRE 35/46 83 109 1 43.2
SATAN'S KINGDOM 9/1461 ANYWAYUSLICEIT 56/815
ANGELIC KNIGHTS 16/1466 6 ASSORTED 32/578 1077 1462 15 42.4
HORDES OF HELL! 99/1460 UNDER DURESS 64/743
LEGIONS OF HELL 35/1462 7 FOOT OF PRI 35/1469 2 4 0 33.3
LEGIONS' OF HELL 3/1403
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Lord-Marshall
The third sun rose over the violet hills of the southern plains, straining to join the
other two in murky haze that was the morning on this Gods-forsaken planet. For not
the first time I cursed my employer for sending me to this vile planet. Then again, I
suppose he is not called 'the Dark One' for no good reason...
As the sun struggled to rise the heat, already sweltering, rose with it, searing me
and making me glad for the reflective robes I was wearing. I may be a spirit forced
into human form, but I feel the heat just like anyone. And it was roasting. I
trudged through the valley, trying to stay in the shade of the twisted plantlife that
passed for trees in this place, and moved toward the hills. The enchanted staff I had
been given to aid me in this task buzzed faintly as I waved it at the horizon. I was
told that it would do so to help guide me to my target location and it served its
purpose well.
After I had entered the Gate I was roughly deposited in a desert of black sand and the
buzzing had been very faint. After three days of walking it was growing stronger. I
assumed that meant my target was not far off. I increased my pace and began moving
faster through the scrub. The faster I completed this task the faster I would be back
home and away from this hell hole.
The Dark One had assigned this particular mission to me because he knew that before
long I would be moving to Primus to join his elite warriors there. Before doing so I
had to prove my worth to him once more. Not just any warrior bonded to him was able
to join the elite. Some were retired before earning that honor, and while they still
dwelled on the Isle in luxurious beach homes, they were eliminated from the active
roster and fought no more.
Me, I planned to go all the way, to join the ranks of the best and fight my way to the
top end of the Primus arena. First, though, I had to 'seek out the Tower of Ivory and
slay the Borantur who dwelled there.' Once I had done that I was to remove his eyes
and bring them back to the Gate. At which point I would be returned home. The only
drawback was that I had to find the tower and then figure out what a Borantur was. I
had heard tales of the great Kaikwok Gateway and the horrible creatures that dwelled
beyond it, but I could only wonder at their true appearance since that Gate was long
closed.
As I pondered my mission a shadow passed overhead.
I moved left quickly then ran to my right. As talons groped for me, tearing my robes,
I dove into the twisted trees. I rose, heart pounding, and ran for cover, deeper into
the growth. Finally I paused at the base of a large tree, looking up for any sign of
my attacker. The skies were clear. Whatever it had been seemed to have flown off,
finding itself unlucky at the hunt. Though I would be sure to scan the air above me
as I continued on, now knowing that danger from above was likely.
An hour later there was still no sign of the creature that had planned to lunch on my
flesh, which was good. Even better, in the distance my eyes caught the gleam of white
topped with gold. It was the Tower of Ivory. I guessed that I would arrive there at
noon of the following day if I moved quickly and encountered no more dangers.
Steeling myself I continued on...
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
I was going on vacation, see? Surf, sun... But what do those bums say? "Hit
the road, Debby Tonte. FREE BLADES needs a spyreport." Oh, well. MVP award for
VEAL SORENTO? THE VENETIAN IV's proud of him after beating DREHVIN and getting 36
points. Talk about yer major upsets! SHADOW's match with HELYSE cost him a loss of
16 points! The Duelmaster isn't going to stop just cause he's Number One!
CONTROVERSY knows this. He was challenged by the Duelmaster. Don't you think the
Duelmaster is being unfair? I think ABSOLUTION should let CONTROVERSY be Duelmaster
for a while, without fighting about it. Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob
to his teammates? Don't ask me!
Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right? The warriors of DEVIL ADVOCATES
must be getting lonely. They were the most avoided team. Do you guys know something
that I don't? Is there some deep dark secret why RIFF-RAFF CREW's been avoiding
DEVIL ADVOCATES so much? Or is it just that they're too scared? Like, is
MANIPULATOR popular, or what? She was challenged the most in all of FREE BLADES!
She's got a 62-163-6, is that good? Speaking of challenging 64 points above did you
hear about TRUST BUSTER 1 of DEVIL ADVOCATES vs. CASTAWAYS' SEKHAT? (And how was
that intro!) SEKHAT won victory over TRUST BUSTER 1, and was I surprised (right!).
But its a good thing SEKHAT could stop laughing long enough to give TRUST BUSTER 1 a
good pounding. I'm not so sure WHITE LION knew all the facts when he challenged PAM
DEMONIUM of DEVIL ADVOCATES. I saw WHITE LION stumbling and dribbling at The Cooler
last week... Like, was that some fighting on WHITE LION's part, or what? And he got
28 points out of it! (besides getting in my report) Poor PAM DEMONIUM. Ooh! Did
SLICE CONSTRUCT really know what it was doing when it challenged LORD'S PRAYER? A
39-32-1 speaks volumes. (Zontoni said that. I don't know what it means.) SLICE
CONSTRUCT was so studly out there in the sands! Beating LORD'S PRAYER and getting 26
points. ANYWAYUSLICEIT must be proud, for sure! WAILIN' VAN HALEN must not be a
good enough fighter to get in fair fights. He challenged THE SICKLY DWARF. 9 is a
big difference. (Well, that's what they tell me.) I thought WAILIN' VAN HALEN showed
great skill and promise when he was subdued by THE SICKLY DWARF. All right, so I
slept through it! Big deal!
Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other! Don't you guys ever give
it a break? Fight, fight, fight. Is that all you guys can do?
I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous Spyreporter? I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it
quits. Its been really albendranius! Later, guys-- Debby Tonte
LORD-MARSHALL W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ABSOLUTION 32-5301 88 27 3 278 ANGELS OF PAIN (1241) ARVAT
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SEKHAT 7-2251 102 144 4 315 CASTAWAYS (1301) BONSUR
THE WHITE RABBIT 29-5815 30 6 297 EVIL EATER BUNNIES (1446) LAPUR
FLYING PIG 41-4605 54 10 273 HELL FROZEN OVER (1428) KATI-TEI
JERK O'LANTERN 33-7742 66 29 1 252 HALLOWIENERS (1391) NIATOLI ISLAND
SHEET WITH EYES 33-7740 39 9 247 HALLOWIENERS (1391) NIATOLI ISLAND
TIA MATTE 32-5321 76 49 244 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298) ARVAT
SIR BUBBA THE BOLD 15-5249 39 12 3 239 THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429) MALCORN
APOCALYPSE 32-5711 46 16 1 237 ANGELS OF PAIN (1241) ARVAT
BLASPHEMY 32-5332 33 9 1 236 ANGELS OF PAIN (1241) ARVAT
BEAR GRYLLS 19-5185 28 6 234 MAN OR BEAST? (1386) ZUWAYZA
MAD DOG RUSSO 19-5483 23 11 1 232 MAN OR BEAST? (1386) ZUWAYZA
WHIFF 3-7295 51 33 1 231 LEGIONS' OF HELL (1403) OSKSI
THE LION KING 35-4124 67 29 229 IN THE JUNGLE (1367) MURSKA
COREY THE MOOSE 84-19615 62 37 229 DRAFT DODGERS (1394) BLACKSTONE
ZOMBIE RAGE 84-15614 42 24 227 WIDE WORLD OF... (1370) BLACKSTONE
SUBTERFUGE 84-38420 44 13 224 COLLUSION UNLIMITED (1427) BLACKSTONE
THE SICKLY DWARF 84-24303 54 19 1 213 MILWAUKEE RULES (1409) BLACKSTONE
WHITE LION 35-859 53 43 213 RIFF-RAFF CREW (46) MURSKA
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CONTROVERSY 64-3914 87 119 1 210 UNDER DURESS (743) KURUKAR
REPUGNANT 97-3677 79 42 4 207 SONS OF SATAN (1371) SHADOW GROVE
CRAZED WILDEBEEST 9-5824 25 7 207 SATAN'S KINGDOM (1461) ZUKAL
GUILLOTINE 12-6588 48 26 2 206 BLADES OF TERROR (1406) RIZTAB
VEAL SORENTO 74-4385 29 13 206 THE VENETIAN IV (1451) DAYLA KIV
SERGE 32-3549 82 121 204 ASSORTED (578) ARVAT
IRONTOWER 13-5482 25 3 204 HOUSE CANNITH (1473) DULLENS
HEADLESS NORSEMAN 33-7758 69 38 1 203 HALLOWIENERS (1391) NIATOLI ISLAND
SLICE CONSTRUCT 56-3181 39 32 1 200 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (815) ROCANIS
ARGUMENT 64-3915 100 106 197 UNDER DURESS (743) KURUKAR
WAILIN' VAN HALEN 35-845 52 46 2 197 RIFF-RAFF CREW (46) MURSKA
SLEEPWALKER 74-2843 92 186 2 196 DARKLINGS (1160) DAYLA KIV
THE SCYTHE 56-4456 25 18 192 SATAN'S BLADES (1450) ROCANIS
PAM DEMONIUM 32-5551 60 38 1 191 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298) ARVAT
NEWT ROCKNE 19-5179 43 28 1 191 MAN OR BEAST? (1386) ZUWAYZA
TRUST BUSTER 1 32-5443 73 15 190 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298) ARVAT
MANIPULATOR 64-3490 62 163 6 190 UNDER DURESS (743) KURUKAR
HAPPY JACK 19-4086 43 36 3 186 THE MOTHERSHIP (1078) ZUWAYZA
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HEAD CHEESE 2-6081 25 16 1 180 STINKY MEAT (1454) NIANIA
SHADOW 84-26165 41 35 179 LORDS OF DARKNESS (1408) BLACKSTONE
LORD'S PRAYER 35-4456 36 34 1 179 FOOT OF PRIDE (1469) MURSKA
TORTURE 35-4368 19 7 173 LEGIONS OF HELL (1462) MURSKA
RIGHTEOUS 16-6238 16 4 1 169 ANGELIC KNIGHTS (1466) WILLAF
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE DARK KNIGHT 15-5250 34 14 146 THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429) MALCORN
WAR PIG 33-7914 31 23 1 143 XXX BANDITS (1452) NIATOLI ISLAND
JACK TRIPPER 65-7376 25 14 137 LAUGH TRACK LORDS (1474) DAL SHANG
MGR THE MAGICIAN 15-5268 20 7 121 THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429) MALCORN
ST. GEORGE 43-5034 18 3 105 DEVIL SLAYERS (1472) VEASTIAN
BEAST FEAST 78-3115 20 7 101 THE INSTITUTE (1467) LIN TIRIAN
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
WEIRD SCIENCE 17-7551 18 22 100 NERDS RULE! (1465) ALJAFIR
LUST 99-5216 13 11 5 100 HORDES OF HELL! (1460) SOUTH RIDGE
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
THE SCYTHE 56-4456 25 18 0 SATAN'S BLADES 1450 ROBIN OF SHEW-WOOD 682
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
ABSOLUTION slimly won victory over CONTROVERSY in a 2 minute Challenge Title fight.
REPUGNANT demolished MANIPULATOR in a popular 2 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
TRUST BUSTER 1 was devastated by SEKHAT in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
WHITE LION savagely defeated PAM DEMONIUM in a 4 minute Challenge competition.
WAILIN' VAN HALEN was overpowered by THE SICKLY DWARF in a 1 minute struggle.
SLICE CONSTRUCT handily defeated LORD'S PRAYER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
SIR BUBBA THE BOLD vanquished DREHVIN in a popular 1 minute gruesome uneven duel.
FLYING PIG vanquished ROBIN OF SHEW-WOOD in a exciting 3 minute one-sided fight.
BEAR GRYLLS overpowered ARUNDA ROCKTROLL in a exciting 2 minute one-sided fight.
THE LION KING outwaited HATHU in a exciting 15 minute brutal contest.
THE WHITE RABBIT slimly won victory over HATHU in a crowd pleasing 6 minute bout.
ZOMBIE RAGE savagely defeated ARUNDA ROCKTROLL in a popular 2 minute bloody duel.
COREY THE MOOSE vanquished ARUNDA ROCKTROLL in a 2 minute bloody one-sided fray.
TIA MATTE devastated ARGUMENT in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided brawl.
BLASPHEMY overpowered SLEEPWALKER in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
APOCALYPSE handily defeated ROBIN OF SHEW-WOOD in a 2 minute mismatched competition.
SHEET WITH EYES overpowered DREHVIN in a 1 minute gory one-sided duel.
JERK O'LANTERN viciously subdued ARUNDA ROCKTROLL in a action packed 5 minute duel.
SUBTERFUGE defeated SERGE in a popular 3 minute match.
MAD DOG RUSSO overpowered DREHVIN in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
NEWT ROCKNE was unbelievably bested by HATHU in a popular 4 minute brutal fight.
HAPPY JACK was vanquished by CRAZED WILDEBEEST in a 1 minute uneven bout.
THE SCYTHE was luckily killed by ROBIN OF SHEW-WOOD in a exciting 3 minute fray.
IRONTOWER won victory over HEAD CHEESE in a popular 2 minute bout.
GUILLOTINE savagely defeated ROBIN OF SHEW-WOOD in a action packed 4 minute gory duel.
SHADOW was savagely defeated by HELYSE in a popular 2 minute gory match.
WHIFF overpowered DREHVIN in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
VEAL SORENTO savagely defeated DREHVIN in a action packed 1 minute gory contest.
THE DARK KNIGHT was devastated by MAREI in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
HEADLESS NORSEMAN devastated ARUNDA ROCKTROLL in a popular 1 minute uneven bout.
TORTURE demolished XHUGHA KARGARIT in a action packed 6 minute one-sided conflict.
WAR PIG overpowered ST. GEORGE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
RIGHTEOUS demolished HELYSE in a exciting 1 minute uneven competition.
MGR THE MAGICIAN overpowered ROSELLA in a 2 minute uneven battle.
JACK TRIPPER won victory over XHUGHA KARGARIT in a 3 minute struggle.
LUST was demolished by MAREI in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
BEAST FEAST viciously subdued LUCIFREYJA in a crowd pleasing 5 minute brutal fight.
WEIRD SCIENCE was viciously subdued by XHUGHA KARGARIT in a 3 minute bloody melee.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 21 TOTAL PARRY 24 - 8 - 0 75 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 15 STRIKING ATTACK 31 - 14 - 0 69 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 PARRY-LUNGE 9 - 5 - 0 64 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 SLASHING ATTACK 14 - 8 - 2 64 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 3 - 0 63 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 AIMED BLOW 125 - 82 - 1 60 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 18 - 15 - 0 55 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 LUNGING ATTACK 71 - 72 - 0 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 WALL OF STEEL 17 - 19 - 1 47 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 BASHING ATTACK 9 - 19 - 0 32 |
Turn 682 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 6 - 9 4 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 2 3 AIMED BLOW
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
AIMED BLOW 16 - 5 1 PARRY-LUNGE
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK ABSOLUTION 32-5301 88 27 3 278 ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)
STRIKING ATTACK SEKHAT 7-2251 102 144 4 315 CASTAWAYS (1301)
TOTAL PARRY FLYING PIG 41-4605 54 10 0 273 HELL FROZEN OVER (1428)
AIMED BLOW SHEET WITH EYES 33-7740 39 9 0 247 HALLOWIENERS (1391)
PARRY-LUNGE BEAR GRYLLS 19-5185 28 6 0 234 MAN OR BEAST? (1386)
PARRY-RIPOSTE MAD DOG RUSSO 19-5483 23 11 1 232 MAN OR BEAST? (1386)
WALL OF STEEL WHITE LION 35-859 53 43 0 213 RIFF-RAFF CREW (46)
SLASHING ATTACK CONTROVERSY 64-3914 87 119 1 210 UNDER DURESS (743)
BASHING ATTACK MANIPULATOR 64-3490 62 163 6 190 UNDER DURESS (743)
The overall popularity leader is SLEEPWALKER 74-2843. The most popular warrior this
turn was JERK O'LANTERN 33-7742. The ten other most popular fighters were THE WHITE
RABBIT 29-5815, GUILLOTINE 12-6588, TORTURE 35-4368, THE LION KING 35-4124, BEAST
FEAST 78-3115, WHITE LION 35-859, NEWT ROCKNE 19-5179, THE SCYTHE 56-4456, BEAR
GRYLLS 19-5185, and ABSOLUTION 32-5301.
The least popular fighter this week was LUST 99-5216. The other ten least popular
fighters were THE DARK KNIGHT 15-5250, LORD'S PRAYER 35-4456, ST. GEORGE 43-5034,
HAPPY JACK 19-4086, SLEEPWALKER 74-2843, ARGUMENT 64-3915, WAILIN' VAN HALEN 35-845,
WEIRD SCIENCE 17-7551, WHIFF 3-7295, and TRUST BUSTER 1 32-5443.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
NIANIA(2) 0 1 0 ALJAFIR(17) 0 1 0 ROCANIS(56) 1 1 0
OSKSI(3) 1 0 0 ZUWAYZA(19) 2 2 0 KURUKAR(64) 0 3 0
BONSUR(7) 1 0 0 LAPUR(29) 1 0 0 DAL SHANG(65) 1 0 0
ZUKAL(9) 1 0 0 ARVAT(32) 4 3 0 DAYLA KIV(74) 1 1 0
RIZTAB(12) 1 0 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 4 0 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 1 0 0
DULLENS(13) 1 0 0 MURSKA(35) 3 2 0 BLACKSTONE(84) 4 1 0
MALCORN(15) 2 1 0 KATI-TEI(41) 1 0 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 1 0 0
WILLAF(16) 1 0 0 VEASTIAN(43) 0 1 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HEAD CHEESE 2-6081 25 16 1 180 STINKY MEAT (1454) NIANIA
WHIFF 3-7295 51 33 1 231 LEGIONS' OF HELL (1403) OSKSI
SEKHAT 7-2251 102 144 4 315 CASTAWAYS (1301) BONSUR
CRAZED WILDEBEEST 9-5824 25 7 0 207 SATAN'S KINGDOM (1461) ZUKAL
GUILLOTINE 12-6588 48 26 2 206 BLADES OF TERROR (1406) RIZTAB
IRONTOWER 13-5482 25 3 0 204 HOUSE CANNITH (1473) DULLENS
SIR BUBBA THE BOLD 15-5249 39 12 3 239 THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429) MALCORN
RIGHTEOUS 16-6238 16 4 1 169 ANGELIC KNIGHTS (1466) WILLAF
WEIRD SCIENCE 17-7551 18 22 0 100 NERDS RULE! (1465) ALJAFIR
BEAR GRYLLS 19-5185 28 6 0 234 MAN OR BEAST? (1386) ZUWAYZA
THE WHITE RABBIT 29-5815 30 6 0 297 EVIL EATER BUNNIES (1446) LAPUR
ABSOLUTION 32-5301 88 27 3 278 ANGELS OF PAIN (1241) ARVAT
JERK O'LANTERN 33-7742 66 29 1 252 HALLOWIENERS (1391) NIATOLI ISLAND
THE LION KING 35-4124 67 29 0 229 IN THE JUNGLE (1367) MURSKA
FLYING PIG 41-4605 54 10 0 273 HELL FROZEN OVER (1428) KATI-TEI
ST. GEORGE 43-5034 18 3 0 105 DEVIL SLAYERS (1472) VEASTIAN
SLICE CONSTRUCT 56-3181 39 32 1 200 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (815) ROCANIS
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CONTROVERSY 64-3914 87 119 1 210 UNDER DURESS (743) KURUKAR
JACK TRIPPER 65-7376 25 14 0 137 LAUGH TRACK LORDS (1474) DAL SHANG
VEAL SORENTO 74-4385 29 13 0 206 THE VENETIAN IV (1451) DAYLA KIV
BEAST FEAST 78-3115 20 7 0 101 THE INSTITUTE (1467) LIN TIRIAN
COREY THE MOOSE 84-19615 62 37 0 229 DRAFT DODGERS (1394) BLACKSTONE
REPUGNANT 97-3677 79 42 4 207 SONS OF SATAN (1371) SHADOW GROVE
LUST 99-5216 13 11 5 100 HORDES OF HELL! (1460) SOUTH RIDGE