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Date   : 05/26/2016    Duedate: 06/08/2016

FREE BLADES ARENA

DM 103    TURN 687

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 HOUSE CANNI 13/1473  228  122   2 65.1      HELL FROZEN OVER 41/1428
    THE MOTHERSHIP 19/1078                      WIDE WORLD OF... 84/1370
  2 STINKY MEAT 2/1454  3136 1750  26 64.2      LAUGH TRACK LORDS 65/1474
    NERDS RULE! 17/1465                         LORDS OF DARKNESS 84/1408
    HALLOWIENERS 33/1391                        THE GRAIL KNIGHTS 15/1429
    DEVIL SLAYERS 43/1472                       EVIL EATER BUNNIES 29/1446
    DRAFT DODGERS 84/1394                       COLLUSION UNLIMITED 84/1427
    IN THE JUNGLE 35/1367                     3 XXX BANDITS 33/1452   14    8   0 63.6
    MAN OR BEAST? 19/1386                     4-EASTERN HORD 19/899  274  245   9 52.8
    SONS OF SATAN 97/1371                     5 CASTAWAYS 7/1301    1038  958  10 52.0
    THE INSTITUTE 78/1467                       DARKLINGS 74/1160
    ANGELS OF PAIN 32/1241                    6 MY PETS 9/1272       458  508   2 47.4
    DEVIL ADVOCATES 32/298                    7 RIFF-RAFF CRE 35/46   91  116   1 44.0
    SATAN'S BLADES 56/1450                      ANYWAYUSLICEIT 56/815
    SATAN'S KINGDOM 9/1461                    8 STORIES 49/618      1097 1502  19 42.2
    ANGELIC KNIGHTS 16/1466                     ASSORTED 32/578
    HORDES OF HELL! 99/1460                     TREASURY 56/589
    LEGIONS OF HELL 35/1462                     WHY ME?! 61/726
    LEGIONS' OF HELL 3/1403                     UNDER DURESS 64/743
    MILWAUKEE RULES 84/1409                     VIOLENT FEMS 35/724
    THE DEVIL'S OWN 13/1389                     THUNDER CATS 74/1151
    THE VENETIAN IV 74/1451                   9 FOOT OF PRI 35/1469    4    7   0 36.4
    BLADES OF TERROR 12/1406

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out FREE BLADES to 
see what's new.  MVP award for SEKHAT?  CASTAWAYS' proud of him after beating TRUST 
BUSTER 1 and getting 42 points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  THE SCYTHE got 
smashed by HELYSE, and lost 24 points!  The Duelmaster isn't going to stop just cause 
he's Number One!  CONTROVERSY knows this.  He was challenged by the Duelmaster.  This 
Duelmaster is like something else!  ABSOLUTION stopped CONTROVERSY dead in his 
tracks!  Who was the wiseguy that said FREE BLADES' Duelmaster was paying for drinks 
at The Cooler?  Don't look at me!   
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.  The warriors 
of RIFF-RAFF CREW must be getting lonely.  They were the most avoided team.  Do you 
guys know something that I don't?  Is there some deep dark secret why ANGELS OF 
PAIN's been avoiding RIFF-RAFF CREW so much?  Or is it just that they're too scared?  
Like, is CLARK popular, or what?  He was challenged the most in all of FREE BLADES!  
He's got a 88-118-2, is that good?   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys can do?   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really should stop.  
Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

LORD-MARSHALL                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ABSOLUTION 32-5301           93  27  3  349  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SEKHAT 7-2251               107 144  4  452  CASTAWAYS (1301)           BONSUR
 FLYING PIG 41-4605           59  10  0  316  HELL FROZEN OVER (1428)    KATI-TEI
 GUILLOTINE 12-6588           53  26  3  312  BLADES OF TERROR (1406)    RIZTAB

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MAD DOG RUSSO 19-5483        28  11  1  312  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 REPUGNANT 97-3677            84  42  4  299  SONS OF SATAN (1371)       SHADOW GROVE
 JERK O'LANTERN 33-7742       70  30  1  259  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 SHEET WITH EYES 33-7740      43  10  0  257  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 THE WHITE RABBIT 29-5815     34   7  0  247  EVIL EATER BUNNIES (1446)  LAPUR
 WHITE LION 35-859            57  44  0  244  RIFF-RAFF CREW (46)        MURSKA
 PAM DEMONIUM 32-5551         65  38  1  232  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 BEAR GRYLLS 19-5185          32   7  0  227  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 IRONTOWER 13-5482            28   5  0  225  HOUSE CANNITH (1473)       DULLENS
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843          95 188  2  223  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 SIR BUBBA THE BOLD 15-5249   43  13  3  223  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
-TRASH QUAM 19-3751           40  30  2  223  EASTERN HORDE 3 (899)      ZUWAYZA
 HEADLESS NORSEMAN 33-7758    73  39  2  216  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 THE LION KING 35-4124        70  31  0  215  IN THE JUNGLE (1367)       MURSKA
 RIGHTEOUS 16-6238            20   5  1  215  ANGELIC KNIGHTS (1466)     WILLAF
 SHADOW 84-26165              45  36  0  214  LORDS OF DARKNESS (1408)   BLACKSTONE
 THE SICKLY DWARF 84-24303    58  20  1  211  MILWAUKEE RULES (1409)     BLACKSTONE

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CLARK 32-2784                88 118  2  208  ASSORTED (578)             ARVAT
 CONTROVERSY 64-3914          90 121  1  207  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
 COLUMBINE 61-1831            85 102  6  207  WHY ME?! (726)             JURINE
 ARGUMENT 64-3915            103 108  0  205  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
 SUBTERFUGE 84-38420          47  15  0  203  COLLUSION UNLIMITED (1427) BLACKSTONE
 BLASPHEMY 32-5332            36  11  1  203  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 WAILIN' VAN HALEN 35-845     54  49  2  202  RIFF-RAFF CREW (46)        MURSKA
 THE DARK KNIGHT 15-5250      39  14  0  202  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 VEAL SORENTO 74-4385         33  14  0  202  THE VENETIAN IV (1451)     DAYLA KIV
 SERGE 32-3549                84 124  0  201  ASSORTED (578)             ARVAT
 COREY THE MOOSE 84-19615     65  39  0  199  DRAFT DODGERS (1394)       BLACKSTONE
 SEGUE 13-5394                58  28  0  199  THE DEVIL'S OWN (1389)     DULLENS
 CRAZED WILDEBEEST 9-5824     27  10  0  199  SATAN'S KINGDOM (1461)     ZUKAL
 MANIPULATOR 64-3490          63 167  7  198  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
 LORD'S PRAYER 35-4456        38  37  1  197  FOOT OF PRIDE (1469)       MURSKA
 NEWT ROCKNE 19-5179          44  32  1  195  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 WHIFF 3-7295                 52  37  1  193  LEGIONS' OF HELL (1403)    OSKSI
 ZOMBIE RAGE 84-15614         43  28  0  193  WIDE WORLD OF... (1370)    BLACKSTONE
 TRUST BUSTER 1 32-5443       75  18  0  190  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 HAPPY JACK 19-4086           44  40  3  190  THE MOTHERSHIP (1078)      ZUWAYZA
 SLICE CONSTRUCT 56-3181      41  35  1  188  ANYWAYUSLICEIT (815)       ROCANIS
 SUE 35-2889                  33  32  2  186  VIOLENT FEMS (724)         MURSKA
 APOCALYPSE 32-5711           48  18  1  185  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 THE SCYTHE 56-4456           27  21  0  181  SATAN'S BLADES (1450)      ROCANIS

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ST. GEORGE 43-5034           23   3  0  180  DEVIL SLAYERS (1472)       VEASTIAN
 TIA MATTE 32-5321            79  51  0  177  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 WORCHESTER 49-2989           30  38  5  176  STORIES (618)              VITHICAR
 JILL 56-2072                 57  92  6  170  TREASURY (589)             ROCANIS
 WAR PIG 33-7914              35  24  1  168  XXX BANDITS (1452)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 PANTHARR 74-807              32  24  2  167  THUNDER CATS (1151)        DAYLA KIV
 TORTURE 35-4368              22   9  0  163  LEGIONS OF HELL (1462)     MURSKA
 HEAD CHEESE 2-6081           25  21  1  154  STINKY MEAT (1454)         NIANIA
 TICKLES 9-3486               71 105  1  153  MY PETS (1272)             ZUKAL

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BEAST FEAST 78-3115          22  10  0  148  THE INSTITUTE (1467)       LIN TIRIAN
 CAT 56-2157                  40  99  1  142  TREASURY (589)             ROCANIS
 LUST 99-5216                 16  13  5  137  HORDES OF HELL! (1460)     SOUTH RIDGE
 HENRY IV 49-2988             28  40  1  130  STORIES (618)              VITHICAR
 MGR THE MAGICIAN 15-5268     22  10  0  127  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JACK TRIPPER 65-7376         25  19  0  106  LAUGH TRACK LORDS (1474)   DAL SHANG

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WEIRD SCIENCE 17-7551        19  26  0   90  NERDS RULE! (1465)         ALJAFIR

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
MGR THE MAGICIAN 15-5268  22  10  0 THE GRAIL KNIGHTS 1429 WORCHESTER 49-2989        687

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ABSOLUTION devastated CONTROVERSY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
PAM DEMONIUM narrowly defeated ARGUMENT in a exciting 2 minute Challenge melee.
THE LION KING savagely defeated CLARK in a crowd pleasing 10 minute Challenge duel.
ST. GEORGE savagely defeated PANTHARR in a exciting 2 minute bloody Challenge fight.
APOCALYPSE devastated JILL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
GUILLOTINE overpowered DREHVIN in a popular 2 minute gruesome mismatched brawl.
SEGUE was viciously subdued by HATHU in a action packed 6 minute gruesome duel.
SIR BUBBA THE BOLD defeated HATHU in a action packed 2 minute gory duel.
CRAZED WILDEBEEST was narrowly defeated by HATHU in a action packed 5 minute match.
BEAR GRYLLS overpowered HATHU in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody one-sided match.
MAD DOG RUSSO devastated HATHU in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory one-sided battle.
THE WHITE RABBIT handily defeated LORD'S PRAYER in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
FLYING PIG savagely defeated ARUNDA ROCKTROLL in a action packed 11 minute struggle.
SEKHAT overpowered TRUST BUSTER 1 in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory mismatched brawl.
WHITE LION beat ZOMBIE RAGE in a exciting 1 minute match.
COREY THE MOOSE was narrowly defeated by HATHU in a popular 2 minute match.
JERK O'LANTERN handily defeated HAPPY JACK in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
SHEET WITH EYES won victory over WAILIN' VAN HALEN in a popular 4 minute match.
REPUGNANT handily defeated ROBIN OF SHEW-WOOD in a 1 minute uneven duel.
HEADLESS NORSEMAN demolished SUE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BLASPHEMY won victory over HELYSE in a popular 1 minute gruesome match.
TIA MATTE was defeated by HELYSE in a exciting 2 minute gruesome bout.
SERGE was beaten by SUBTERFUGE in a action packed 2 minute gory duel.
NEWT ROCKNE was overcome by SLEEPWALKER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
THE SCYTHE lost to HELYSE in a popular 1 minute bout.
COLUMBINE savagely defeated TORTURE in a action packed 3 minute gory duel.
MANIPULATOR was beaten by SHADOW in a 2 minute match.
RIGHTEOUS savagely defeated ARUNDA ROCKTROLL in a exciting 2 minute brutal fight.
THE DARK KNIGHT savagely defeated ROBIN OF SHEW-WOOD in a exciting 2 minute fray.
VEAL SORENTO viciously subdued ROBIN OF SHEW-WOOD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight.
IRONTOWER demolished WHIFF in a action packed 1 minute one-sided struggle.
THE SICKLY DWARF overpowered ROBIN OF SHEW-WOOD in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SLICE CONSTRUCT vanquished HEAD CHEESE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
WAR PIG overcame TICKLES in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
LUST was vanquished by HELYSE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
BEAST FEAST unbelievably bested CAT in a crowd pleasing 2 minute duel.
JACK TRIPPER was demolished by HENRY IV in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
WORCHESTER put to death MGR THE MAGICIAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight.
WEIRD SCIENCE was overpowered by ROSELLA in a 2 minute uneven competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      22         TOTAL PARRY       16 -   4 -  0      80  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  17         PARRY-RIPOSTE     14 -   6 -  0      70  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  7         PARRY-LUNGE       10 -   5 -  0      67  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         WALL OF STEEL     19 -  12 -  1      61  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         LUNGING ATTACK    92 -  69 -  2      57  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         AIMED BLOW       118 -  93 -  2      56  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         STRIKING ATTACK   28 -  23 -  1      55  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -   8 -  1      47  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         BASHING ATTACK    11 -  14 -  1      44  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 687 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  0     AIMED BLOW        10 - 12         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         2  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK    10 -  7     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  3                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   ABSOLUTION 32-5301         93  27  3  349 ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)
STRIKING ATTACK  SEKHAT 7-2251             107 144  4  452 CASTAWAYS (1301)
TOTAL PARRY      FLYING PIG 41-4605         59  10  0  316 HELL FROZEN OVER (1428)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    MAD DOG RUSSO 19-5483      28  11  1  312 MAN OR BEAST? (1386)
AIMED BLOW       SHEET WITH EYES 33-7740    43  10  0  257 HALLOWIENERS (1391)
WALL OF STEEL    WHITE LION 35-859          57  44  0  244 RIFF-RAFF CREW (46)
PARRY-LUNGE      BEAR GRYLLS 19-5185        32   7  0  227 MAN OR BEAST? (1386)
BASHING ATTACK   RIGHTEOUS 16-6238          20   5  1  215 ANGELIC KNIGHTS (1466)
SLASHING ATTACK  CONTROVERSY 64-3914        90 121  1  207 UNDER DURESS (743)

The overall popularity leader is SLEEPWALKER 74-2843.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was CLARK 32-2784.  The ten other most popular fighters were THE LION KING 
35-4124, WAILIN' VAN HALEN 35-845, CRAZED WILDEBEEST 9-5824, SEGUE 13-5394, FLYING 
PIG 41-4605, ARGUMENT 64-3915, CAT 56-2157, SHEET WITH EYES 33-7740, COLUMBINE 
61-1831, and SIR BUBBA THE BOLD 15-5249.

The least popular fighter this week was JACK TRIPPER 65-7376.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SUE 35-2889, CONTROVERSY 64-3914, WEIRD SCIENCE 17-7551, LUST 
99-5216, HEAD CHEESE 2-6081, HAPPY JACK 19-4086, LORD'S PRAYER 35-4456, JILL 56-2072, 
MGR THE MAGICIAN 15-5268, and HENRY IV 49-2988.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
NIANIA(2)            0  1 0  ZUWAYZA(19)          2  2 0  JURINE(61)           1  0 0  
OSKSI(3)             0  1 0  LAPUR(29)            1  0 0  KURUKAR(64)          0  3 0  
BONSUR(7)            1  0 0  ARVAT(32)            4  4 0  DAL SHANG(65)        0  1 0  
ZUKAL(9)             0  2 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   4  0 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        2  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           1  0 0  MURSKA(35)           2  4 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  0 0  
DULLENS(13)          1  1 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  0 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       3  2 0  
MALCORN(15)          2  1 0  VEASTIAN(43)         1  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  0 0  
WILLAF(16)           1  0 0  VITHICAR(49)         2  0 1  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      0  1 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          0  1 0  ROCANIS(56)          1  3 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HEAD CHEESE 2-6081          25  21  1  154  STINKY MEAT (1454)         NIANIA

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WHIFF 3-7295                52  37  1  193  LEGIONS' OF HELL (1403)    OSKSI
 SEKHAT 7-2251              107 144  4  452  CASTAWAYS (1301)           BONSUR
 CRAZED WILDEBEEST 9-5824    27  10  0  199  SATAN'S KINGDOM (1461)     ZUKAL
 GUILLOTINE 12-6588          53  26  3  312  BLADES OF TERROR (1406)    RIZTAB
 IRONTOWER 13-5482           28   5  0  225  HOUSE CANNITH (1473)       DULLENS
 SIR BUBBA THE BOLD 15-5249  43  13  3  223  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 RIGHTEOUS 16-6238           20   5  1  215  ANGELIC KNIGHTS (1466)     WILLAF
 WEIRD SCIENCE 17-7551       19  26  0   90  NERDS RULE! (1465)         ALJAFIR
 MAD DOG RUSSO 19-5483       28  11  1  312  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 THE WHITE RABBIT 29-5815    34   7  0  247  EVIL EATER BUNNIES (1446)  LAPUR
 ABSOLUTION 32-5301          93  27  3  349  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 JERK O'LANTERN 33-7742      70  30  1  259  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 WHITE LION 35-859           57  44  0  244  RIFF-RAFF CREW (46)        MURSKA
 FLYING PIG 41-4605          59  10  0  316  HELL FROZEN OVER (1428)    KATI-TEI
 ST. GEORGE 43-5034          23   3  0  180  DEVIL SLAYERS (1472)       VEASTIAN
 WORCHESTER 49-2989          30  38  5  176  STORIES (618)              VITHICAR
 SLICE CONSTRUCT 56-3181     41  35  1  188  ANYWAYUSLICEIT (815)       ROCANIS
 COLUMBINE 61-1831           85 102  6  207  WHY ME?! (726)             JURINE
 CONTROVERSY 64-3914         90 121  1  207  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
 JACK TRIPPER 65-7376        25  19  0  106  LAUGH TRACK LORDS (1474)   DAL SHANG
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843         95 188  2  223  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 BEAST FEAST 78-3115         22  10  0  148  THE INSTITUTE (1467)       LIN TIRIAN
 SHADOW 84-26165             45  36  0  214  LORDS OF DARKNESS (1408)   BLACKSTONE
 REPUGNANT 97-3677           84  42  4  299  SONS OF SATAN (1371)       SHADOW GROVE
 LUST 99-5216                16  13  5  137  HORDES OF HELL! (1460)     SOUTH RIDGE