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Date   : 06/09/2016    Duedate: 06/22/2016

FREE BLADES ARENA

DM 103    TURN 688

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 XXX BANDITS 33/1452   15    8   0 65.2      HELL FROZEN OVER 41/1428
  2 HOUSE CANNI 13/1473  229  123   2 65.1      WIDE WORLD OF... 84/1370
    THE MOTHERSHIP 19/1078                      LAUGH TRACK LORDS 65/1474
  3 STINKY MEAT 2/1454  3157 1765  26 64.1      LORDS OF DARKNESS 84/1408
    NERDS RULE! 17/1465                         THE GRAIL KNIGHTS 15/1429
    HALLOWIENERS 33/1391                        EVIL EATER BUNNIES 29/1446
    DEVIL SLAYERS 43/1472                       COLLUSION UNLIMITED 84/1427
    DRAFT DODGERS 84/1394                     4 STRONGMEN 17/1476      4    3   0 57.1
    IN THE JUNGLE 35/1367                     5 DEATH HORDE  82/997  277  245   9 53.1
    MAN OR BEAST? 19/1386                       EASTERN HORDE 2 82/994
    SONS OF SATAN 97/1371                       EASTERN HORDE 3 19/899
    THE INSTITUTE 78/1467                     6 CASTAWAYS 7/1301    1039  959  10 52.0
    ANGELS OF PAIN 32/1241                      DARKLINGS 74/1160
    DEVIL ADVOCATES 32/298                    7 MY PETS 9/1272       458  509   2 47.4
    SATAN'S BLADES 56/1450                    8 RIFF-RAFF CRE 35/46   93  117   1 44.3
    SATAN'S KINGDOM 9/1461                      ANYWAYUSLICEIT 56/815
    ANGELIC KNIGHTS 16/1466                   9 STORIES 49/618      1102 1509  19 42.2
    HORDES OF HELL! 99/1460                     ASSORTED 32/578
    LEGIONS OF HELL 35/1462                     TREASURY 56/589
    LEGIONS' OF HELL 3/1403                     WHY ME?! 61/726
    MILWAUKEE RULES 84/1409                     UNDER DURESS 64/743
    THE DEVIL'S OWN 13/1389                     VIOLENT FEMS 35/724
    THE VENETIAN IV 74/1451                     THUNDER CATS 74/1151
    BLADES OF TERROR 12/1406                 10 FOOT OF PRI 35/1469    4    8   0 33.3

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Good day, friends and fiends, welcome to your friendly neighborhood spyreport.  
I doubt FREE BLADES will ever be the same.  And let's see, WWW.QUAM.COM fought CRAZED 
WILDEBEEST and gained 40 points and contributed to EASTERN HORDE 2's 1-0-0.  CRAZED 
WILDEBEEST has lost to WWW.QUAM.COM, falling 30 points, while helping make SATAN'S 
KINGDOM a 0-1-0 turn.  And not without some honor, SEKHAT now claims the title and 
throne of Duelmaster of FREE BLADES.  Tell me, is nothing sacred?  I have heard from 
unimpeachable sources that The Cooler uses trolls in their stew.  Talk about gristle! 
     He who challenges well, fights well.  He who avoids without cause, shall lose 
for good reasons.  My mama told me that one.  DARKLINGS has cause to stand tall, as 
they were FREE BLADES' most avoided team.  A smart manager knows this is a team to 
beat.  And avoiding DARKLINGS more than any other team we find DEVIL ADVOCATES.  FREE 
BLADES, are we going to accept, or respect this sort of thing?  Well, sports fans, 
take notice that CLARK from ASSORTED was FREE BLADES' most challenged warrior this 
turn.  Well now, what do you expect when someone like FLYING PIG from HELL FROZEN 
OVER challenges down 93 points to fight SLEEPWALKER of DARKLINGS?  We're not 
surprised to hear that FLYING PIG subdued SLEEPWALKER, but I bet it would be 
interesting to hear why HELL FROZEN OVER made such a challenge.   
     The Dark Arena is for those who cannot win, not who cannot lose with grace.  
Dignity in life or death is the warrior's creed.  Is it really true that FREE BLADES 
has more dishwashers per capita that fighters?  Just thought I'd ask...   
     Thought for the day, a new sword shines bright, but the notched sword sings the 
sweetest.  It's been nice chatting with you, until we meet again, keep your swords 
sharp and your hammers heavy.  Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to paper-- 
Alarond the Scribe  

LORD-MARSHALL                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SEKHAT 7-2251               108 144  4  468  CASTAWAYS (1301)           BONSUR

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MAD DOG RUSSO 19-5483        29  11  1  338  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 FLYING PIG 41-4605           60  10  0  327  HELL FROZEN OVER (1428)    KATI-TEI
 REPUGNANT 97-3677            85  42  4  319  SONS OF SATAN (1371)       SHADOW GROVE
 SHEET WITH EYES 33-7740      44  10  0  283  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 WHITE LION 35-859            58  44  0  264  RIFF-RAFF CREW (46)        MURSKA
 THE WHITE RABBIT 29-5815     35   7  0  255  EVIL EATER BUNNIES (1446)  LAPUR
 SIR BUBBA THE BOLD 15-5249   44  13  3  251  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 TRASH QUAM 19-3751           41  30  2  250  EASTERN HORDE 3 (899)      ZUWAYZA
 PAM DEMONIUM 32-5551         66  38  1  245  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 HEADLESS NORSEMAN 33-7758    74  39  2  238  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 COLUMBINE 61-1831            86 102  6  235  WHY ME?! (726)             JURINE
 CONTROVERSY 64-3914          91 121  1  231  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
 VEAL SORENTO 74-4385         34  14  0  228  THE VENETIAN IV (1451)     DAYLA KIV
 ZOMBIE RAGE 84-15614         44  28  0  223  WIDE WORLD OF... (1370)    BLACKSTONE
 SERGE 32-3549                85 124  0  222  ASSORTED (578)             ARVAT
 THE LION KING 35-4124        71  31  0  222  IN THE JUNGLE (1367)       MURSKA
 ARGUMENT 64-3915            104 108  0  219  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
 WAILIN' VAN HALEN 35-845     55  49  2  218  RIFF-RAFF CREW (46)        MURSKA
 THE DARK KNIGHT 15-5250      40  14  0  217  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 SUBTERFUGE 84-38420          48  15  0  211  COLLUSION UNLIMITED (1427) BLACKSTONE

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 COREY THE MOOSE 84-19615     66  39  0  210  DRAFT DODGERS (1394)       BLACKSTONE
 SEGUE 13-5394                59  28  0  207  THE DEVIL'S OWN (1389)     DULLENS
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843          95 189  2  206  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 MANIPULATOR 64-3490          63 168  7  205  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
 CLARK 32-2784                88 119  2  204  ASSORTED (578)             ARVAT
 THE SICKLY DWARF 84-24303    58  21  1  201  MILWAUKEE RULES (1409)     BLACKSTONE
 GUILLOTINE 12-6588           53  27  3  199  BLADES OF TERROR (1406)    RIZTAB
 HAPPY JACK 19-4086           45  40  3  199  THE MOTHERSHIP (1078)      ZUWAYZA
 WWW.QUAM.COM 82-4467         34  40  4  199  EASTERN HORDE 2 (994)      DWES EG
 IRONTOWER 13-5482            28   6  0  199  HOUSE CANNITH (1473)       DULLENS
 JERK O'LANTERN 33-7742       70  31  1  198  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 SLICE CONSTRUCT 56-3181      41  36  1  197  ANYWAYUSLICEIT (815)       ROCANIS
 BEAR GRYLLS 19-5185          32   8  0  196  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 LORD'S PRAYER 35-4456        38  38  1  195  FOOT OF PRIDE (1469)       MURSKA
 APOCALYPSE 32-5711           49  18  1  192  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 WHIFF 3-7295                 52  38  1  191  LEGIONS' OF HELL (1403)    OSKSI
 SHADOW 84-26165              45  37  0  191  LORDS OF DARKNESS (1408)   BLACKSTONE
 RIGHTEOUS 16-6238            20   6  1  191  ANGELIC KNIGHTS (1466)     WILLAF
 BLASPHEMY 32-5332            36  12  1  190  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 WAR PIG 33-7914              36  24  1  189  XXX BANDITS (1452)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 TIA MATTE 32-5321            80  51  0  188  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 SUE 35-2889                  33  33  2  188  VIOLENT FEMS (724)         MURSKA

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ST. GEORGE 43-5034           23   4  0  177  DEVIL SLAYERS (1472)       VEASTIAN
 TORTURE 35-4368              23   9  0  175  LEGIONS OF HELL (1462)     MURSKA
 NEWT ROCKNE 19-5179          44  33  1  173  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 WORCHESTER 49-2989           30  39  5  173  STORIES (618)              VITHICAR
 CRAZED WILDEBEEST 9-5824     27  11  0  169  SATAN'S KINGDOM (1461)     ZUKAL
 JILL 56-2072                 57  93  6  168  TREASURY (589)             ROCANIS
 THE SCYTHE 56-4456           27  22  0  167  SATAN'S BLADES (1450)      ROCANIS
 PANTHARR 74-807              32  25  2  164  THUNDER CATS (1151)        DAYLA KIV
 HEAD CHEESE 2-6081           26  21  1  157  STINKY MEAT (1454)         NIANIA
 BEAST FEAST 78-3115          23  10  0  157  THE INSTITUTE (1467)       LIN TIRIAN
 TICKLES 9-3486               71 106  1  151  MY PETS (1272)             ZUKAL

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 YAMA 82-11638                23  16  0  148  DEATH HORDE VI (997)       DWES EG

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CAT 56-2157                  40 100  1  142  TREASURY (589)             ROCANIS
 MGR THE MAGICIAN 15-5268     22  11  0  136  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 HENRY IV 49-2988             29  40  1  133  STORIES (618)              VITHICAR
 LUST 99-5216                 16  14  5  126  HORDES OF HELL! (1460)     SOUTH RIDGE
 JACK TRIPPER 65-7376         25  20  0  108  LAUGH TRACK LORDS (1474)   DAL SHANG

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WEIRD SCIENCE 17-7551        20  26  0   92  NERDS RULE! (1465)         ALJAFIR

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

FLYING PIG devastated SLEEPWALKER in a 3 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
SUBTERFUGE savagely defeated CLARK in a exciting 3 minute gory Challenge melee.
BLASPHEMY was vanquished by CONTROVERSY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
APOCALYPSE defeated SUE in a 1 minute Challenge match.
TORTURE bested JILL in a action packed 4 minute gory Challenge brawl.
TIA MATTE devastated WORCHESTER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
IRONTOWER was overpowered by HEADLESS NORSEMAN in a 1 minute uneven melee.
SIR BUBBA THE BOLD vanquished DREHVIN in a popular 1 minute gruesome uneven duel.
REPUGNANT vanquished ARUNDA ROCKTROLL in a exciting 2 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
RIGHTEOUS was overpowered by ROBIN OF SHEW-WOOD in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
TRASH QUAM narrowly defeated THE SICKLY DWARF in a 3 minute competition.
BEAR GRYLLS was subdued by SERGE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory match.
MAD DOG RUSSO handily defeated DREHVIN in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
THE WHITE RABBIT won victory over HATHU in a 2 minute bout.
GUILLOTINE was viciously subdued by WHITE LION in a action packed 1 minute duel.
SEKHAT devastated SHADOW in a popular 1 minute brutal mismatched Title brawl.
PAM DEMONIUM demolished HATHU in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
SHEET WITH EYES overpowered DREHVIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched fight.
JERK O'LANTERN slimly lost to COLUMBINE in a popular 3 minute gruesome bout.
THE LION KING savagely defeated MANIPULATOR in a action packed 2 minute gruesome bout.
WAILIN' VAN HALEN handily defeated ST. GEORGE in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
LORD'S PRAYER was overpowered by COREY THE MOOSE in a exciting 1 minute uneven fight.
NEWT ROCKNE was overpowered by HELYSE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SLICE CONSTRUCT was savagely defeated by SEGUE in a action packed 6 minute match.
THE SCYTHE was vanquished by WAR PIG in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fray.
ARGUMENT viciously subdued WHIFF in a exciting 3 minute gory duel.
HAPPY JACK overpowered PANTHARR in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
VEAL SORENTO overpowered DREHVIN in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
THE DARK KNIGHT savagely defeated ARUNDA ROCKTROLL in a popular 3 minute bout.
ZOMBIE RAGE demolished DREHVIN in a popular 1 minute uneven contest.
CRAZED WILDEBEEST was devastated by WWW.QUAM.COM in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
TICKLES was beaten by BEAST FEAST in a popular 2 minute fray.
HEAD CHEESE subdued CAT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
YAMA demolished LUST in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
JACK TRIPPER lost to HENRY IV in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
MGR THE MAGICIAN was savagely defeated by HELYSE in a 2 minute competition.
WEIRD SCIENCE overpowered BITTER ALMOND in a action packed 1 minute uneven battle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      21         TOTAL PARRY       16 -   4 -  0      80  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  17         PARRY-RIPOSTE     16 -   4 -  0      80  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  7         WALL OF STEEL     22 -  10 -  1      69  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         LUNGING ATTACK    92 -  70 -  2      57  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-LUNGE        9 -   7 -  0      56  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         AIMED BLOW       118 -  94 -  2      56  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         STRIKING ATTACK   30 -  24 -  1      56  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -   9 -  1      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         BASHING ATTACK    11 -  16 -  1      41  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 688 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     8 -  9         3  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  4         2  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      4 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  3         2  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW        13 -  8     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  SEKHAT 7-2251             108 144  4  468 CASTAWAYS (1301)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    MAD DOG RUSSO 19-5483      29  11  1  338 MAN OR BEAST? (1386)
TOTAL PARRY      FLYING PIG 41-4605         60  10  0  327 HELL FROZEN OVER (1428)
AIMED BLOW       SHEET WITH EYES 33-7740    44  10  0  283 HALLOWIENERS (1391)
WALL OF STEEL    WHITE LION 35-859          58  44  0  264 RIFF-RAFF CREW (46)
LUNGING ATTACK   THE WHITE RABBIT 29-5815   35   7  0  255 EVIL EATER BUNNIES (1446)
SLASHING ATTACK  CONTROVERSY 64-3914        91 121  1  231 UNDER DURESS (743)
BASHING ATTACK   MANIPULATOR 64-3490        63 168  7  205 UNDER DURESS (743)
PARRY-LUNGE      BEAR GRYLLS 19-5185        32   8  0  196 MAN OR BEAST? (1386)

The overall popularity leader is SLEEPWALKER 74-2843.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was SLICE CONSTRUCT 56-3181.  The ten other most popular fighters were SEGUE 
13-5394, SLEEPWALKER 74-2843, ARGUMENT 64-3915, THE DARK KNIGHT 15-5250, JILL 
56-2072, SUBTERFUGE 84--27116, TRASH QUAM 19-3751, THE SICKLY DWARF 84-24303, JERK 
O'LANTERN 33-7742, and THE LION KING 35-4124.

The least popular fighter this week was RIGHTEOUS 16-6238.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were IRONTOWER 13-5482, LUST 99-5216, CRAZED WILDEBEEST 9-5824, 
PANTHARR 74-807, NEWT ROCKNE 19-5179, LORD'S PRAYER 35-4456, ST. GEORGE 43-5034, 
WORCHESTER 49-2989, SUE 35-2889, and THE SCYTHE 56-4456.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
NIANIA(2)            1  0 0  ZUWAYZA(19)          3  2 0  JURINE(61)           1  0 0  
OSKSI(3)             0  1 0  LAPUR(29)            1  0 0  KURUKAR(64)          2  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            1  0 0  ARVAT(32)            4  2 0  DAL SHANG(65)        0  1 0  
ZUKAL(9)             0  2 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   3  1 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        1  2 0  
RIZTAB(12)           0  1 0  MURSKA(35)           4  2 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  0 0  
DULLENS(13)          1  1 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  0 0  DWES EG(82)          2  0 0  
MALCORN(15)          2  1 0  VEASTIAN(43)         0  1 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       3  2 0  
WILLAF(16)           0  1 0  VITHICAR(49)         1  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  0 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  0 0  ROCANIS(56)          0  4 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HEAD CHEESE 2-6081          26  21  1  157  STINKY MEAT (1454)         NIANIA
 WHIFF 3-7295                52  38  1  191  LEGIONS' OF HELL (1403)    OSKSI

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SEKHAT 7-2251              108 144  4  468  CASTAWAYS (1301)           BONSUR
 CRAZED WILDEBEEST 9-5824    27  11  0  169  SATAN'S KINGDOM (1461)     ZUKAL
 GUILLOTINE 12-6588          53  27  3  199  BLADES OF TERROR (1406)    RIZTAB
 SEGUE 13-5394               59  28  0  207  THE DEVIL'S OWN (1389)     DULLENS
 SIR BUBBA THE BOLD 15-5249  44  13  3  251  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 RIGHTEOUS 16-6238           20   6  1  191  ANGELIC KNIGHTS (1466)     WILLAF
 WEIRD SCIENCE 17-7551       20  26  0   92  NERDS RULE! (1465)         ALJAFIR
 MAD DOG RUSSO 19-5483       29  11  1  338  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 THE WHITE RABBIT 29-5815    35   7  0  255  EVIL EATER BUNNIES (1446)  LAPUR
 PAM DEMONIUM 32-5551        66  38  1  245  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 SHEET WITH EYES 33-7740     44  10  0  283  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 WHITE LION 35-859           58  44  0  264  RIFF-RAFF CREW (46)        MURSKA
 FLYING PIG 41-4605          60  10  0  327  HELL FROZEN OVER (1428)    KATI-TEI
 ST. GEORGE 43-5034          23   4  0  177  DEVIL SLAYERS (1472)       VEASTIAN
 WORCHESTER 49-2989          30  39  5  173  STORIES (618)              VITHICAR
 SLICE CONSTRUCT 56-3181     41  36  1  197  ANYWAYUSLICEIT (815)       ROCANIS
 COLUMBINE 61-1831           86 102  6  235  WHY ME?! (726)             JURINE
 CONTROVERSY 64-3914         91 121  1  231  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
 JACK TRIPPER 65-7376        25  20  0  108  LAUGH TRACK LORDS (1474)   DAL SHANG
 VEAL SORENTO 74-4385        34  14  0  228  THE VENETIAN IV (1451)     DAYLA KIV
 BEAST FEAST 78-3115         23  10  0  157  THE INSTITUTE (1467)       LIN TIRIAN
 WWW.QUAM.COM 82-4467        34  40  4  199  EASTERN HORDE 2 (994)      DWES EG
 ZOMBIE RAGE 84-15614        44  28  0  223  WIDE WORLD OF... (1370)    BLACKSTONE
 REPUGNANT 97-3677           85  42  4  319  SONS OF SATAN (1371)       SHADOW GROVE
 LUST 99-5216                16  14  5  126  HORDES OF HELL! (1460)     SOUTH RIDGE

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                        HEISENBERG (4-6853) of DEVIATION (638) 
                       MUSH (84-27306) of 4-LETTER PIZZA (4845)

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes