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Date   : 08/04/2016    Duedate: 08/17/2016

FREE BLADES ARENA

DM 103    TURN 692

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 HOUSE CANNI 13/1473  231  129   2 64.2      LORDS OF DARKNESS 84/1408
    THE MOTHERSHIP 19/1078                      THE GRAIL KNIGHTS 15/1429
  2 STINKY MEAT 2/1454  3245 1820  26 64.1      EVIL EATER BUNNIES 29/1446
    NERDS RULE! 17/1465                         COLLUSION UNLIMITED 84/1427
    HALLOWIENERS 33/1391                      3 XXX BANDITS 33/1452   16   11   0 59.3
    DEVIL SLAYERS 43/1472                     4 EASTERN HORD 12/777  295  251   9 54.0
    DRAFT DODGERS 84/1394                       EASTERN HORDE 55/834
    IN THE JUNGLE 35/1367                       DEATH HORDE VI 82/997
    MAN OR BEAST? 19/1386                       EASTERN HORDE 2 82/994
    SONS OF SATAN 97/1371                       EASTERN HORDE 3 19/899
    THE INSTITUTE 78/1467                       EASTERN HORDE 4 82/992
    ANGELS OF PAIN 32/1241                    5 CASTAWAYS 7/1301    1043  963  10 52.0
    DEVIL ADVOCATES 32/298                      DARKLINGS 74/1160
    SATAN'S BLADES 56/1450                    6 STRONGMEN 17/1476      5    5   0 50.0
    SATAN'S KINGDOM 9/1461                    7 MY PETS 9/1272       460  511   2 47.4
    ANGELIC KNIGHTS 16/1466                   8 RIFF-RAFF CRE 35/46   99  123   1 44.6
    HORDES OF HELL! 99/1460                     ANYWAYUSLICEIT 56/815
    LEGIONS OF HELL 35/1462                   9 STORIES 49/618      1120 1539  20 42.1
    LEGIONS' OF HELL 3/1403                     ASSORTED 32/578
    MILWAUKEE RULES 84/1409                     TREASURY 56/589
    THE DEVIL'S OWN 13/1389                     WHY ME?! 61/726
    THE VENETIAN IV 74/1451                     UNDER DURESS 64/743
    BLADES OF TERROR 12/1406                    VIOLENT FEMS 35/724
    HELL FROZEN OVER 41/1428                    THUNDER CATS 74/1151
    WIDE WORLD OF... 84/1370                 10 FOOT OF PRI 35/1469    5   11   0 31.2
    LAUGH TRACK LORDS 65/1474                11 THE OUTLAWS 34/107     5   13   0 27.8

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
FREE BLADES brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Of course, we're all terribly 
impressed to see HAPPY JACK win a fight and gain 33 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, LUST 
beat COLUMBINE and COLUMBINE lost 28 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  Looks like 
FREE BLADES has some guts at least, CONTROVERSY the Duelmaster was this turn's 
most-challenged warrior.  THE LION KING challenged FREE BLADES' Duelmaster for a shot 
at the throne.  And it's out with the old, in with the new, as THE LION KING takes 
the Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  I'm not in a 
very good mood today, but why am I telling you this?  You want to know what's new, 
don't you, FREE BLADES?   
     He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.  FREE 
BLADES, I am losing what little hope I had in you.  DARKLINGS the most avoided team?  
What insult will suffice, I cannot say.  And who led the way in this mass act of 
cowardice?  Let's see, well, whatcha know?  It was DEVIL ADVOCATES.  Ha ha ha ha!  
Looks like time for laurels or hemlock, SLEEPWALKER was challenged by FLYING PIG, who 
was ranked 28 points below him.  My sides still hurt from laughing about SLEEPWALKER 
losing and giving FLYING PIG 11 points of recognition.  Ha ha ha ha!!  I suspect 
either a 21 will or a 21 ego on this one, but BILLY THE KID has challenged up by 59 
in an attempt against PANTHARR.  Well, ok, the upstart knave (where've I heard that 
before?) won this match and gained 40 points to boot!  Ha ha ha, PANTHARR.   
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  We're all going to die in the end, so why 
worry if the fate catches up with you sooner that later?   
     There's got to be a better place in FREE BLADES to get a drink than The Cooler!  
Any suggestions?  Well, I've had enough of this drivel, and I'm sure you have too.  
Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather.  Glad to see the back of this place-- Snide 
Clemens  

LORD-MARSHALL                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE LION KING 35-4124        74  32  0  220  IN THE JUNGLE (1367)       MURSKA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TRASH QUAM 19-3751           45  30  2  355  EASTERN HORDE 3 (899)      ZUWAYZA
 CLARK 32-2784                92 119  2  310  ASSORTED (578)             ARVAT
 MOJO-JOJO 12-3867            58  45  1  298  EASTERN HORDE (777)        RIZTAB
 APOCALYPSE 32-5711           53  18  1  259  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 YAMA 82-11638                27  16  0  235  DEATH HORDE VI (997)       DWES EG
 WWW.QUAM.COM 82-4467         37  41  4  234  EASTERN HORDE 2 (994)      DWES EG
 WHIFF 3-7295                 55  39  1  229  LEGIONS' OF HELL (1403)    OSKSI
 NEWT ROCKNE 19-5179          48  33  1  228  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 HEADLESS NORSEMAN 33-7758    77  40  2  226  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 WHITE LION 35-859            60  46  0  226  RIFF-RAFF CREW (46)        MURSKA
 ZOMBIE RAGE 84-15614         46  30  0  226  WIDE WORLD OF... (1370)    BLACKSTONE
 HAPPY JACK 19-4086           47  42  3  225  THE MOTHERSHIP (1078)      ZUWAYZA
 THE WHITE RABBIT 29-5815     38   8  0  225  EVIL EATER BUNNIES (1446)  LAPUR
 BEAR GRYLLS 19-5185          36   8  0  225  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 THE SICKLY DWARF 84-24303    61  22  1  224  MILWAUKEE RULES (1409)     BLACKSTONE
 SLICE CONSTRUCT 56-3181      44  37  1  224  ANYWAYUSLICEIT (815)       ROCANIS
 ARGUMENT 64-3915            107 109  0  221  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
 TIA MATTE 32-5321            82  53  0  213  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 SEGUE 13-5394                62  29  0  213  THE DEVIL'S OWN (1389)     DULLENS
 SHADOW 84-26165              47  39  0  212  LORDS OF DARKNESS (1408)   BLACKSTONE

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CONTROVERSY 64-3914          93 123  1  209  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
 MAD DOG RUSSO 19-5483        32  12  1  208  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843          96 192  2  206  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 WAILIN' VAN HALEN 35-845     56  52  2  206  RIFF-RAFF CREW (46)        MURSKA
 FLYING PIG 41-4605           62  12  0  202  HELL FROZEN OVER (1428)    KATI-TEI
 COREY THE MOOSE 84-19615     69  40  0  201  DRAFT DODGERS (1394)       BLACKSTONE
 TICKLES 9-3486               73 108  1  200  MY PETS (1272)             ZUKAL
 SUBTERFUGE 84-38420          51  16  0  199  COLLUSION UNLIMITED (1427) BLACKSTONE
 SERGE 32-3549                86 127  0  198  ASSORTED (578)             ARVAT
 THE DARK KNIGHT 15-5250      43  15  0  198  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 JILL 56-2072                 58  96  6  197  TREASURY (589)             ROCANIS
 MGR THE MAGICIAN 15-5268     25  12  0  196  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 JERK O'LANTERN 33-7742       73  32  1  195  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 MANIPULATOR 64-3490          64 171  8  195  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
 SHEET WITH EYES 33-7740      46  12  0  194  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 TORTURE 35-4368              26  10  0  194  LEGIONS OF HELL (1462)     MURSKA
 RIGHTEOUS 16-6238            22   8  1  194  ANGELIC KNIGHTS (1466)     WILLAF
 REPUGNANT 97-3677            88  43  4  193  SONS OF SATAN (1371)       SHADOW GROVE
 SEKHAT 7-2251               111 145  4  192  CASTAWAYS (1301)           BONSUR
 WAR PIG 33-7914              37  27  1  192  XXX BANDITS (1452)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 THE SCYTHE 56-4456           30  23  0  192  SATAN'S BLADES (1450)      ROCANIS
 IRONTOWER 13-5482            28  10  0  192  HOUSE CANNITH (1473)       DULLENS
 PAM DEMONIUM 32-5551         69  39  1  191  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 GUILLOTINE 12-6588           53  31  3  191  BLADES OF TERROR (1406)    RIZTAB
 LUST 99-5216                 20  14  5  191  HORDES OF HELL! (1460)     SOUTH RIDGE
 VEAL SORENTO 74-4385         35  17  0  190  THE VENETIAN IV (1451)     DAYLA KIV
 SIR BUBBA THE BOLD 15-5249   45  16  3  187  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 HENRY IV 49-2988             31  42  1  183  STORIES (618)              VITHICAR

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SUE 35-2889                  34  36  2  179  VIOLENT FEMS (724)         MURSKA
 D 82-44                      28  23  0  179  EASTERN HORDE 4 (992)      DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-CRAZED WILDEBEEST 9-5824     29  12  0  175  SATAN'S KINGDOM (1461)     ZUKAL
 LORD'S PRAYER 35-4456        39  41  1  174  FOOT OF PRIDE (1469)       MURSKA
 AZREAL ELS 55-3117           28  20  4  174  EASTERN HORDE (834)        KHALANI
 BLASPHEMY 32-5332            36  16  1  173  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 COLUMBINE 61-1831            86 106  6  171  WHY ME?! (726)             JURINE
 HEAD CHEESE 2-6081           29  22  1  165  STINKY MEAT (1454)         NIANIA
 ST. GEORGE 43-5034           24   7  0  154  DEVIL SLAYERS (1472)       VEASTIAN
 WORCHESTER 49-2989           30  43  5  152  STORIES (618)              VITHICAR
 BEAST FEAST 78-3115          25  12  0  151  THE INSTITUTE (1467)       LIN TIRIAN

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHIRON 17-4235               27  26  3  145  STRONGMEN (1476)           ALJAFIR
 CAT 56-2157                  41 103  1  139  TREASURY (589)             ROCANIS
 BILLY THE KID 34-101         27  29  3  131  THE OUTLAWS (107)          MONUNTIAL
 WEIRD SCIENCE 17-7551        22  28  0  129  NERDS RULE! (1465)         ALJAFIR
 JACK TRIPPER 65-7376         25  24  0  121  LAUGH TRACK LORDS (1474)   DAL SHANG
 PANTHARR 74-807              34  27  2  118  THUNDER CATS (1151)        DAYLA KIV

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

FLYING PIG bested SLEEPWALKER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge fight.
PAM DEMONIUM was vanquished by CLARK in a exciting 4 minute uneven Challenge battle.
THE LION KING won victory over CONTROVERSY in a 2 minute Challenge Title brawl.
BILLY THE KID defeated PANTHARR in a exciting 3 minute bloody Challenge fight.
THE SICKLY DWARF bested WAILIN' VAN HALEN in a popular 1 minute duel.
YAMA viciously subdued GUILLOTINE in a crowd pleasing 6 minute bloody match.
WWW.QUAM.COM defeated THE DARK KNIGHT in a action packed 2 minute gruesome melee.
RIGHTEOUS was vanquished by MOJO-JOJO in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.
TRASH QUAM vanquished JERK O'LANTERN in a exciting 1 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
NEWT ROCKNE overpowered ROBIN OF SHEW-WOOD in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
BEAR GRYLLS overcame MANIPULATOR in a exciting 3 minute brutal contest.
THE SCYTHE was devastated by SLICE CONSTRUCT in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
SUBTERFUGE slimly lost to HATHU in a crowd pleasing 6 minute gruesome bout.
TORTURE was handily defeated by HATHU in a crowd pleasing 7 minute mismatched bout.
WHIFF defeated SERGE in a exciting 2 minute bout.
APOCALYPSE overpowered DREHVIN in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
WHITE LION defeated VEAL SORENTO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute conflict.
WAR PIG was devastated by TIA MATTE in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
REPUGNANT was subdued by HAPPY JACK in a action packed 1 minute bout.
HEADLESS NORSEMAN vanquished IRONTOWER in a popular 1 minute brutal mismatched fray.
SHEET WITH EYES savagely defeated HELYSE in a action packed 2 minute brutal fight.
SUE was overpowered by TICKLES in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BLASPHEMY was overpowered by HELYSE in a exciting 1 minute uneven match.
JILL was vanquished by SEGUE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fray.
THE WHITE RABBIT overpowered DREHVIN in a 1 minute uneven competition.
COLUMBINE was overpowered by LUST in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
MAD DOG RUSSO overpowered ROBIN OF SHEW-WOOD in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
ARGUMENT savagely defeated MGR THE MAGICIAN in a popular 2 minute gruesome bout.
D was savagely defeated by SIR BUBBA THE BOLD in a action packed 2 minute contest.
ZOMBIE RAGE devastated DREHVIN in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
COREY THE MOOSE devastated LORD'S PRAYER in a popular 1 minute uneven bout.
SHADOW savagely defeated ARUNDA ROCKTROLL in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal match.
SEKHAT vanquished WORCHESTER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
AZREAL ELS vanquished JACK TRIPPER in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.
HENRY IV handily defeated ST. GEORGE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
HEAD CHEESE defeated CAT in a action packed 1 minute battle.
BEAST FEAST viciously subdued CHIRON in a exciting 2 minute bloody struggle.
WEIRD SCIENCE was viciously subdued by XHUGHA KARGARIT in a popular 4 minute conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      20         TOTAL PARRY       15 -   5 -  0      75  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  17         PARRY-RIPOSTE     15 -   5 -  0      75  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 10         WALL OF STEEL     26 -  10 -  0      72  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         PARRY-LUNGE       12 -   8 -  0      60  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         LUNGING ATTACK    98 -  72 -  2      58  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         AIMED BLOW       114 -  97 -  1      54  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         STRIKING ATTACK   39 -  43 -  1      48  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         BASHING ATTACK    18 -  22 -  2      45  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -  13 -  1      35  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 692 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL      3 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     7 - 10         5  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW        14 -  6     STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  6         2  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  2         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     3 -  3                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       THE LION KING 35-4124      74  32  0  220 IN THE JUNGLE (1367)
WALL OF STEEL    TRASH QUAM 19-3751         45  30  2  355 EASTERN HORDE 3 (899)
STRIKING ATTACK  CLARK 32-2784              92 119  2  310 ASSORTED (578)
LUNGING ATTACK   YAMA 82-11638              27  16  0  235 DEATH HORDE VI (997)
BASHING ATTACK   WWW.QUAM.COM 82-4467       37  41  4  234 EASTERN HORDE 2 (994)
PARRY-LUNGE      BEAR GRYLLS 19-5185        36   8  0  225 MAN OR BEAST? (1386)
SLASHING ATTACK  CONTROVERSY 64-3914        93 123  1  209 UNDER DURESS (743)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    MAD DOG RUSSO 19-5483      32  12  1  208 MAN OR BEAST? (1386)
TOTAL PARRY      FLYING PIG 41-4605         62  12  0  202 HELL FROZEN OVER (1428)

The overall popularity leader is SLEEPWALKER 74-2843.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was CLARK 32-2784.  The ten other most popular fighters were YAMA 82-11638, 
SLEEPWALKER 74-2843, SUBTERFUGE 84--27116, GUILLOTINE 12-6588, ARGUMENT 64-3915, 
PANTHARR 74-807, THE DARK KNIGHT 15-5250, SHADOW 84-26165, CONTROVERSY 64-3914, and 
WWW.QUAM.COM 82-4467.

The least popular fighter this week was JACK TRIPPER 65-7376.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were WORCHESTER 49-2989, SUE 35-2889, IRONTOWER 13-5482, ST. GEORGE 
43-5034, LORD'S PRAYER 35-4456, COLUMBINE 61-1831, JILL 56-2072, WAR PIG 33-7914, 
HENRY IV 49-2988, and SEKHAT 7-2251.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
NIANIA(2)            1  0 0  LAPUR(29)            1  0 0  JURINE(61)           0  1 0  
OSKSI(3)             1  0 0  ARVAT(32)            3  3 0  KURUKAR(64)          1  2 0  
BONSUR(7)            1  0 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   2  2 0  DAL SHANG(65)        0  1 0  
ZUKAL(9)             1  0 0  MONUNTIAL(34)        1  0 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        0  3 0  
RIZTAB(12)           1  1 0  MURSKA(35)           2  4 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  0 0  
DULLENS(13)          1  1 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  0 0  DWES EG(82)          2  1 0  
MALCORN(15)          1  2 0  VEASTIAN(43)         0  1 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       4  1 0  
WILLAF(16)           0  1 0  VITHICAR(49)         1  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     0  1 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          0  2 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  0 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          5  0 0  ROCANIS(56)          1  3 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HEAD CHEESE 2-6081          29  22  1  165  STINKY MEAT (1454)         NIANIA
 WHIFF 3-7295                55  39  1  229  LEGIONS' OF HELL (1403)    OSKSI
 SEKHAT 7-2251              111 145  4  192  CASTAWAYS (1301)           BONSUR
 TICKLES 9-3486              73 108  1  200  MY PETS (1272)             ZUKAL
 MOJO-JOJO 12-3867           58  45  1  298  EASTERN HORDE (777)        RIZTAB
 SEGUE 13-5394               62  29  0  213  THE DEVIL'S OWN (1389)     DULLENS
 THE DARK KNIGHT 15-5250     43  15  0  198  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 RIGHTEOUS 16-6238           22   8  1  194  ANGELIC KNIGHTS (1466)     WILLAF
 CHIRON 17-4235              27  26  3  145  STRONGMEN (1476)           ALJAFIR
 TRASH QUAM 19-3751          45  30  2  355  EASTERN HORDE 3 (899)      ZUWAYZA
 THE WHITE RABBIT 29-5815    38   8  0  225  EVIL EATER BUNNIES (1446)  LAPUR
 CLARK 32-2784               92 119  2  310  ASSORTED (578)             ARVAT
 HEADLESS NORSEMAN 33-7758   77  40  2  226  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 BILLY THE KID 34-101        27  29  3  131  THE OUTLAWS (107)          MONUNTIAL
 THE LION KING 35-4124       74  32  0  220  IN THE JUNGLE (1367)       MURSKA
 FLYING PIG 41-4605          62  12  0  202  HELL FROZEN OVER (1428)    KATI-TEI
 ST. GEORGE 43-5034          24   7  0  154  DEVIL SLAYERS (1472)       VEASTIAN
 HENRY IV 49-2988            31  42  1  183  STORIES (618)              VITHICAR
 AZREAL ELS 55-3117          28  20  4  174  EASTERN HORDE (834)        KHALANI
 SLICE CONSTRUCT 56-3181     44  37  1  224  ANYWAYUSLICEIT (815)       ROCANIS
 COLUMBINE 61-1831           86 106  6  171  WHY ME?! (726)             JURINE
 ARGUMENT 64-3915           107 109  0  221  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
 JACK TRIPPER 65-7376        25  24  0  121  LAUGH TRACK LORDS (1474)   DAL SHANG
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843         96 192  2  206  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 BEAST FEAST 78-3115         25  12  0  151  THE INSTITUTE (1467)       LIN TIRIAN
 YAMA 82-11638               27  16  0  235  DEATH HORDE VI (997)       DWES EG
 ZOMBIE RAGE 84-15614        46  30  0  226  WIDE WORLD OF... (1370)    BLACKSTONE
 REPUGNANT 97-3677           88  43  4  193  SONS OF SATAN (1371)       SHADOW GROVE
 LUST 99-5216                20  14  5  191  HORDES OF HELL! (1460)     SOUTH RIDGE