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Date : 12/08/2016 Duedate: 12/21/2016
FREE BLADES ARENA
DM 103 TURN 701
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 STINKY MEAT 2/1454 3451 1936 26 64.1 4 CASTAWAYS 7/1301 1049 975 10 51.8
LIMERITICS! 61/1492 DARKLINGS 74/1160
NERDS RULE! 17/1465 5-XXX BANDITS 33/1452 18 17 0 51.4
HALLOWIENERS 33/1391 6 ENFORCERS 17/1480 8 8 0 50.0
DEVIL SLAYERS 43/1472 7 MAX'S MIRACL 45/845 123 130 2 48.6
DRAFT DODGERS 84/1394 RIFF-RAFF CREW 35/46
IN THE JUNGLE 35/1367 ANYWAYUSLICEIT 56/815
MAN OR BEAST? 19/1386 STRAGETY, DAMMIT! 32/1482
SONS OF SATAN 97/1371 8 GWAR 77/1235 688 765 9 47.4
THE INSTITUTE 78/1467 GWAR 82/1422
ANGELS OF PAIN 32/1241 D.R.I. 21/1416
DEVIL ADVOCATES 32/298 BIG TEN 3 82/1483
SATAN'S BLADES 56/1450 IN SHINOLA 82/1485
SATAN'S KINGDOM 9/1461 DEADLY RAGE 72/1453
ANGELIC KNIGHTS 16/1466 FEAR FACTORY 61/632
HORDES OF HELL! 99/1460 HARVEST DAY 82/1486
LEGIONS OF HELL 35/1462 MESOPOTAMIA 50/1433
LEGIONS' OF HELL 3/1403 MY CARTOONS 72/1489
MILWAUKEE RULES 84/1409 WHO DA MAN? 12/1414
THE DEVIL'S OWN 13/1389 FEAR FACTORY 82/1420
THE VENETIAN IV 74/1451 BAAL'S MINIONS 47/1431
BLADES OF TERROR 12/1406 FEAR FACTORY 3 84/1487
HELL FROZEN OVER 41/1428 FEAR FACTORY 4 84/1488
WIDE WORLD OF... 84/1370 MOONS OF KRYNN 82/1484
LAUGH TRACK LORDS 65/1474 FEAR FACTORY II 82/1411
LORDS OF DARKNESS 84/1408 KARNHORN KARNAGE 9/1479
THE GRAIL KNIGHTS 15/1429 PANDORA'S CARDS 28/1481
EVIL EATER BUNNIES 29/1446 DYNASTY WARRIORS 72/1490
COLLUSION UNLIMITED 84/1427 KARNHORN KARNAGE 19/1430
2 BLUNT FORCE 29/1491 241 139 2 63.4 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS 82/1435
HOUSE CANNITH 13/1473 9 MY PETS 9/1272 464 516 2 47.3
THE MOTHERSHIP 19/1078 10 FOOT OF PRI 35/1469 11 14 0 44.0
3 DB2 97/1295 322 271 10 54.3 11 STORIES 49/618 1158 1601 20 42.0
D B Z 96/1294 ASSORTED 32/578
EASTERN HORDE 12/777 TREASURY 56/589
EASTERN HORDE 55/834 WHY ME?! 61/726
DEATH HORDE VI 82/997 UNDER DURESS 64/743
EASTERN HORDE 43/1493 VIOLENT FEMS 35/724
EASTERN HORDE 2 82/994 THUNDER CATS 74/1151
EASTERN HORDE 3 19/899 12 THE OUTLAWS 34/107 7 20 0 25.9
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Okay, here we are again, after a high attus. We meaning me and my crew, but I'm
not going to tell you their names. That's part of our deal. If they want their names
in print, they have to do a WHOLE SPY REPORT themselves. Nobody wants that, you know?
Slackers.
Alarond the Scribe made some of these notes. I guess it could have been worse.
So here's some stuff that Alarond wrote down, and some my crew, like, found out
for me. Alarond said, "He who challenges well, fights well. He who avoids without
cause, shall lose for good reasons. My mama told me that one." Makes you wonder
about, you know, his mama. "FEAR FACTORY has cause to stand tall, as they were FREE
BLADES' most avoided team. A smart manager knows this is a team to beat. And guess
who avoided FEAR FACTORY stable the most? Believe it or not, it was ANGELS OF PAIN."
Why should we doubt? Would he LIE to us?
We had a total of fifty-six fights with eleven standbys. Four challenges, lots
of avoids, but we're just looking at Dark One's guys, I think. No personals, two
deaths.
The challenges:
FLYING PIG (41-4605) (68-14-0,219) of HELL FROZEN OVER TV challenged 3 LIBRAS
(84-43047) (25-18-0,220) of FEAR FACTORY 3. Up 1. FLYING PIG slimly won victory over
3 LIBRAS in a 7 minute Challenge fight.
PAM DEMONIUM (32-5551) (76-40-1,238) of DEVIL ADVOCATES TV challenged FLESH
HUNTER (47-6053) (48-29-0,230) of BAAL'S MINIONS. Down 8. PAM DEMONIUM savagely
defeated FLESH HUNTER in a exciting 6 minute Challenge melee. "PAM DEMONIUM of DEVIL
ADVOCATES had better have a good reason for challenging down 8 points in a TV
challenge which she won. I thought PAM DEMONIUM showed great skill and promise when
she bested FLESH HUNTER." That's Alarond.
TRUST BUSTER 1 (32-5443) (82-24-0,286) of DEVIL ADVOCATES challenged HYDROPONICUS
(29-4605) (73-75-0,372) of BLUNT FORCE. TRUST BUSTER 1 vanquished HYDROPONICUS in a 1
minute mismatched Challenge brawl. Up a lot. Not a hundred points, but close. "TRUST
BUSTER 1 from DEVIL ADVOCATES took a risk this turn by bravely challenging up 86
points in a challenge against HYDROPONICUS. And now nobody knows where HYDROPONICUS
is right now, after giving TRUST BUSTER 1 13 points worth of recognition." *I* know
where Hydro is right now, he's in the Red Sands drowning his sorrows. So there.
BILLY THE KID (34-101) (29-35-3,146) of THE OUTLAWS challenged VIOLENT
PACIFICATION (21-6180) (34-27-0,154) of D.R.I.. Up 8. BILLY THE KID was savagely
defeated by VIOLENT PACIFICATION in a 4 minute competition. "Anyone surprised? The
most challenged warrior this turn was D.R.I.'s warrior VIOLENT PACIFICATION. More
fighters challenged him than challenged the Lord Marshal!"
The Lord Marshal:
JERK O'LANTERN (33-7742) (81-32-1,288) of HALLOWIENERS fought LOSING IS FUN (12-
6330) (60-55-1,219) of WHO DA MAN?. JERK O'LANTERN overpowered LOSING IS FUN in a 1
minute one-sided Title struggle. "Defending his title for another turn, JERK
O'LANTERN kept WHO DA MAN?'s warrior, LOSING IS FUN, from claiming the throne."
Others that Alarond mentioned:
APOCALYPSE (32-5711) (60-19-1,287) of ANGELS OF PAIN fought WWW.QUAM.COM (82-
4467) (38-48-4,182) of EASTERN HORDE 2. APOCALYPSE was overpowered by WWW.QUAM.COM in
a 1 minute mismatched fight. "WWW.QUAM.COM fought APOCALYPSE and gained 40 points and
contributed to EASTERN HORDE 2's 1-0-0."
SAND MAGGOT (61-3397) (37-50-1,172) of FEAR FACTORY fought WEIRD SCIENCE (17-
7551) (26-32-0,117) of NERDS RULE!. SAND MAGGOT was overcome by WEIRD SCIENCE in a
crowd pleasing 1 minute melee. "SAND MAGGOT has lost to WEIRD SCIENCE, falling 33
points, while helping make FEAR FACTORY a 1-4-0 turn."
And the deaths, which kind of balance each other:
SOLINARI (82-41826) (22-27-1,133) of MOONS OF KRYNN fought ROSELLA (103-39) (26-
25-0,100) of the Guys. SOLINARI easily killed ROSELLA in a 1 minute mismatched match.
TRANSFORMERS (72-8711) (22-15-0,140) of MY CARTOONS fought MAREI (103-37) (38-32-
2,150) of the Guys. TRANSFORMERS was butchered by MAREI in a 1 minute bloody one-
sided match.
So there it is, another session. And somebody didn't clean the chimney in this
office, and it's, like, smoking something fierce. Bad tobacco or something. Bummer.
So I'm going somewhere else. Do you know how many times you have to wash your hair to
get tobacco smoke out of it?
Later,
Debby T
LORD-MARSHALL W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JERK O'LANTERN 33-7742 82 32 1 304 HALLOWIENERS (1391) NIATOLI ISLAND
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
REPUGNANT 97-3677 97 43 4 328 SONS OF SATAN (1371) SHADOW GROVE
TRUST BUSTER 1 32-5443 83 24 0 299 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298) ARVAT
THE SICKLY DWARF 84-24303 68 24 1 287 MILWAUKEE RULES (1409) BLACKSTONE
CONTROVERSY 64-3914 100 125 1 271 UNDER DURESS (743) KURUKAR
THE WHITE RABBIT 29-5815 45 10 0 266 EVIL EATER BUNNIES (1446) LAPUR
PAM DEMONIUM 32-5551 77 40 1 256 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298) ARVAT
SUBTERFUGE 84-38420 58 18 0 239 COLLUSION UNLIMITED (1427) BLACKSTONE
MAD DOG RUSSO 19-5483 39 14 1 236 MAN OR BEAST? (1386) ZUWAYZA
SEKHAT 7-2251 117 148 4 235 CASTAWAYS (1301) BONSUR
FLYING PIG 41-4605 69 14 0 231 HELL FROZEN OVER (1428) KATI-TEI
HAPPY JACK 19-4086 52 46 3 229 THE MOTHERSHIP (1078) ZUWAYZA
WAILIN' VAN HALEN 35-845 64 53 2 225 RIFF-RAFF CREW (46) MURSKA
GUILLOTINE 12-6588 58 35 3 225 BLADES OF TERROR (1406) RIZTAB
WWW.QUAM.COM 82-4467 39 48 4 222 EASTERN HORDE 2 (994) DWES EG
SLICE CONSTRUCT 56-3181 50 40 2 221 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (815) ROCANIS
SERGE 32-3549 90 132 0 219 ASSORTED (578) ARVAT
WHIFF 3-7295 60 43 1 219 LEGIONS' OF HELL (1403) OSKSI
TIA MATTE 32-5321 90 54 0 218 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298) ARVAT
SADDAM A GO-GO 82-7155 53 39 0 217 GWAR (1422) DWES EG
JON 17-7447 39 27 0 217 ENFORCERS (1480) ALJAFIR
KID DYNAMITE 32-6091 48 41 2 216 STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1482) ARVAT
-SUE 35-2889 36 42 2 214 VIOLENT FEMS (724) MURSKA
YAMA 82-11638 32 20 0 214 DEATH HORDE VI (997) DWES EG
WHITE LION 35-859 67 48 0 213 RIFF-RAFF CREW (46) MURSKA
SHADOW 84-26165 54 41 0 213 LORDS OF DARKNESS (1408) BLACKSTONE
BLASPHEMY 32-5332 43 18 1 211 ANGELS OF PAIN (1241) ARVAT
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
3 LIBRAS 84-43047 25 19 0 210 FEAR FACTORY 3 (1487) BLACKSTONE
HEADLESS NORSEMAN 33-7758 82 44 2 207 HALLOWIENERS (1391) NIATOLI ISLAND
TICKLES 9-3486 77 113 1 207 MY PETS (1272) ZUKAL
SHEET WITH EYES 33-7740 54 13 0 207 HALLOWIENERS (1391) NIATOLI ISLAND
FLESH HUNTER 47-6053 48 30 0 207 BAAL'S MINIONS (1431) NORTH FORK
LORD'S PRAYER 35-4456 45 44 1 207 FOOT OF PRIDE (1469) MURSKA
HYDROPONICUS 29-4605 73 76 0 206 BLUNT FORCE (1491) LAPUR
TORTURE 35-4368 32 13 0 206 LEGIONS OF HELL (1462) MURSKA
FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125 80 99 2 204 GWAR (1235) MAZGOURRAH
SEGUE 13-5394 69 31 0 204 THE DEVIL'S OWN (1389) DULLENS
LOSING IS FUN 12-6330 60 56 1 204 WHO DA MAN? (1414) RIZTAB
REAGANOMICS 21-6182 52 61 1 203 D.R.I. (1416) SUNSET
NEWT ROCKNE 19-5179 53 37 1 202 MAN OR BEAST? (1386) ZUWAYZA
THE SCYTHE 56-4456 36 26 0 202 SATAN'S BLADES (1450) ROCANIS
JOE MAMA 21-6771 52 42 1 199 D.R.I. (1416) SUNSET
FIGHTING ILLINI 82-41796 44 33 1 199 BIG TEN 3 (1483) DWES EG
MIRED 82-46332 30 32 2 199 IN SHINOLA (1485) DWES EG
MGR THE MAGICIAN 15-5268 28 18 0 199 THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429) MALCORN
JOY OF LOSING 12-6600 47 47 1 198 WHO DA MAN? (1414) RIZTAB
RIGHTEOUS 16-6238 26 13 1 198 ANGELIC KNIGHTS (1466) WILLAF
THE DARK KNIGHT 15-5250 47 20 0 197 THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429) MALCORN
CLARK 32-2784 97 123 2 196 ASSORTED (578) ARVAT
-JILL 56-2072 61 101 6 196 TREASURY (589) ROCANIS
ZOMBIE RAGE 84-15614 52 33 0 196 WIDE WORLD OF... (1370) BLACKSTONE
JUSTIN CREDIBLE 21-6514 51 46 2 196 D.R.I. (1416) SUNSET
PUTRID DEFILER 19-4323 40 37 1 195 KARNHORN KARNAGE (1430) ZUWAYZA
-WORCHESTER 49-2989 31 50 5 195 STORIES (618) VITHICAR
-KJARRAN'S HAMMER 61-3372 56 63 0 194 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
IRONTOWER 13-5482 32 15 0 193 HOUSE CANNITH (1473) DULLENS
TWIGGY RAMEIZ 82-7105 47 43 1 192 FEAR FACTORY II (1411) DWES EG
VEAL SORENTO 74-4385 41 20 0 189 THE VENETIAN IV (1451) DAYLA KIV
BEAR GRYLLS 19-5185 38 15 0 189 MAN OR BEAST? (1386) ZUWAYZA
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
EXPENDABLE YOUTH 9-4200 33 29 1 189 KARNHORN KARNAGE (1479) ZUKAL
MANIPULATOR 64-3490 68 176 8 188 UNDER DURESS (743) KURUKAR
-HENRY IV 49-2988 32 49 1 188 STORIES (618) VITHICAR
SLEEPWALKER 74-2843 96 201 2 187 DARKLINGS (1160) DAYLA KIV
COREY THE MOOSE 84-19615 74 44 0 187 DRAFT DODGERS (1394) BLACKSTONE
PANTHARR 74-807 38 32 2 187 THUNDER CATS (1151) DAYLA KIV
CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373 58 91 4 186 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
KICK INTHE TEETH 82-7173 51 49 4 186 GWAR (1422) DWES EG
FLYING HELLFISH 82-7132 33 41 1 186 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1435) DWES EG
ST. GEORGE 43-5034 30 10 0 186 DEVIL SLAYERS (1472) VEASTIAN
PROPANE TORCH 61-2524 78 73 1 183 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
-WAR PIG 33-7914 39 33 1 183 XXX BANDITS (1452) NIATOLI ISLAND
APOCALYPSE 32-5711 60 20 1 181 ANGELS OF PAIN (1241) ARVAT
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CROUCHING HAMSTER 21-6184 50 73 1 180 D.R.I. (1416) SUNSET
KINGU 50-3575 37 41 0 180 MESOPOTAMIA (1433) SNOWBOUND
LITTLE DRAGON 32-6087 36 37 1 180 STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1482) ARVAT
LEPER MESSIAH 72-3954 35 24 1 179 DEADLY RAGE (1453) DRAGONHEAD
CRAZED WILDEBEEST 9-5824 33 17 0 179 SATAN'S KINGDOM (1461) ZUKAL
LUST 99-5216 24 19 5 179 HORDES OF HELL! (1460) SOUTH RIDGE
-SIR BUBBA THE BOLD 15-5249 47 22 3 177 THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429) MALCORN
-COLUMBINE 61-1831 87 113 6 174 WHY ME?! (726) JURINE
BUTTERCUP 45-3416 30 22 1 173 MAX'S MIRACLE (845) STORMCROWE
HEAD CHEESE 2-6081 31 28 1 167 STINKY MEAT (1454) NIANIA
FLAME SPIDER 61-3401 41 49 2 164 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
SOLINARI 82-41826 23 27 2 162 MOONS OF KRYNN (1484) DWES EG
THAI CHILI 82-56573 15 12 1 159 HARVEST DAY (1486) DWES EG
VIOLENT PACIFICATION 21-6180 35 27 0 158 D.R.I. (1416) SUNSET
AGONY GIGGLE 82-56593 32 26 0 157 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1435) DWES EG
-BEAST FEAST 78-3115 29 16 0 152 THE INSTITUTE (1467) LIN TIRIAN
WEIRD SCIENCE 17-7551 27 32 0 151 NERDS RULE! (1465) ALJAFIR
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-CAT 56-2157 42 110 1 150 TREASURY (589) ROCANIS
POOR OLD TOM 82-7154 24 10 3 150 GWAR (1422) DWES EG
FIRE IN BABYLON 84-43050 21 13 1 150 FEAR FACTORY 4 (1488) BLACKSTONE
BILLY THE KID 34-101 29 36 3 148 THE OUTLAWS (107) MONUNTIAL
JOHN WAYNE GACY 21-7988 34 34 0 146 D.R.I. (1416) SUNSET
KID FUNKY FRIED 72-3950 21 8 0 141 DEADLY RAGE (1453) DRAGONHEAD
SAND MAGGOT 61-3397 37 51 1 139 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
TRANSFORMERS 72-8711 22 16 0 135 MY CARTOONS (1489) DRAGONHEAD
POSTMORTEM 82-7091 24 43 0 132 FEAR FACTORY (1420) DWES EG
CAO CAO 72-8791 30 28 1 127 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1490) DRAGONHEAD
JACK TRIPPER 65-7376 28 30 0 116 LAUGH TRACK LORDS (1474) DAL SHANG
FREIZA 97-2823 19 9 3 104 DB2 (1295) SHADOW GROVE
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ATTILA THE BUM 21-7987 31 37 2 100 D.R.I. (1416) SUNSET
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ADEMA 61-3093 32 26 0 88 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
GOKU 96-2399 15 13 4 86 D B Z (1294) OLD VALAMANTIS
HAMBURGER TRAIN 82-56605 22 25 0 83 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1435) DWES EG
MUSHAD 43-4287 16 4 1 83 EASTERN HORDE (1493) VEASTIAN
STYGIAN HAG 82-56568 27 34 0 74 FEAR FACTORY II (1411) DWES EG
-10 ATTACK 21-7906 14 58 0 72 D.R.I. (1416) SUNSET
HORROR OF YIG 82-56623 23 22 0 71 GWAR (1422) DWES EG
MAN FROM NANTUCKET 61-3917 14 1 0 64 LIMERITICS! (1492) JURINE
QUEEN OF PENTACLES 28-5294 21 18 0 55 PANDORA'S CARDS (1481) MORYA
-MARCO DEBEEST 32-6401 16 5 1 54 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298) ARVAT
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
ROSELLA 26 25 0 SOLINARI 82-41826 701
TRANSFORMERS 72-8711 22 16 0 MY CARTOONS 1489 MAREI 701
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
THE STORMCROWE SLAUGHTERHOUSE 5
OVERVIEW
A contest for Stormcrowe (DM 45) that runs 10 turns (starting turn 385, due
05/23/2017). Squads will consist of two (2) teams. One (1) team per manager.
Participating managers may not run multiple teams in the arena during the contest.
PREMISE
Master Darque opens a Chaos Gate in Stormcrowe, which creates a temporal distortion.
Turn 1 (Stormcrowe turn 385) and Turn 10 (Stormcrowe turn 394) will be scored using
Slaughterhouse scoring. Turns 2 through 9 will use a wide variety scoring mechanisms
from various contests throughout Alastari's history.
ENTRY
Entry into the contest is open to anyone who meets the following criteria:
1) FORM A SQUAD: A squad will consist of two (2) managers. No more, no less. This
means there will be NO single manager teams. You must choose a name for your
squad.
2) DECLARE ENTRY: Each manager must declare their intention to participate in the
contest BEFORE Turn 1 of the Stormcrowe Slaughterhouse (No exceptions will be
made). Declarations must include 1) TEAM NAME; 2) MANAGER NAME; 3) PARTNER'S
NAME; and 4) SQUAD'S NAME, and may be submitted by any of the following means:
a. A personal ad in DM 45
b. A diplomatic note to Darque Forces (428) in DM 45
c. An email to rebelnerfherder@yahoo.com (put SLAUGHTERHOUSE 5 in Subject Line)
**NOTE: Failure to meet this criteria by the deadline will result in NO ENTRY
into the contest. Please be mindful of the requirements and submit them in a
timely manner to avoid any misfortunes.
3) SEND RU CERTIFICATES: Submit two (2) Roll Up Certificates to Master Darque,
contest moderator. This can be done by requesting Roll Up Certificates from RSI
Customer Service. NOTE: Be sure to submit Roll Up Certificates, not Roll Up
Sheets.
PRIZES
ENDURANCE AWARD
Every participating Team will receive one (1) +1 Bonus Potion* for participating in
all 10 rounds of the contest and in at least 45 of the 50 scheduled fights.
BEST RECORD AWARD
The individual manager that achieves the best Win/Loss% over the course of the contest
(turns 385-394), will receive 10% of the entry RU Certificates. Tie breakers will be:
1) total kills during contest; 2) total fights during contest; and lastly, 3) head-to-
head win/loss% between tied teams.
UNSTUCK IN TIME AWARD
The manager that achieves the most kills during the course of the contest (turns 385-
394) will be allowed to transfer one (1) warrior from another team onto his/her team
in DM 45.
FIRST PLACE WINNERS
The winning squad receives the following:
1. 60% of the Entry RU Certificates (to be divided at squad's discretion)
2. Two (2) +1 Bonus Potions for each member of the squad*
3. Favorites Knowledge for one (1) warrior on DM 45 team of each squad member
4. Rename Stormcrowe Arena for six (6) months
5. Rename four (4) Dark Arena Monsters for six (6) months
6. Rename four (4) Arena Stand Bys for six (6) months
SECOND PLACE WINNERS
1. 20% of the Entry RU Certificates (to be divided at squad's discretion)
2. One (1) +1 Bonus Potion for each member of the squad*
3. Favorites Knowledge for one warrior on DM 45 team of each squad member
4. Rename four (4) Dark Arena Monsters for six (6) months
THIRD PLACE WINNERS
1. 10% of the Entry RU Certificates (to be divided at squad's discretion)
2. Favorites Knowledge for one warrior on DM 45 team of each squad member
3. Rename four (4) Arena Stand Bys for six (6) months
*Bonus potions must be used with 2 turns of contest end AND can only be used on living
warriors that participated in the Stormcrowe Slaughterhouse 5 contest.
MODERATOR
Master Darque will be the moderator for this contest. All questions and disputes can
be directed to him. He is the final arbitrator for the contest and his decisions are
final. A copy of the scoring rules can be requested via email or diplomatic note.
Please use the email listed above for any inquiries and note SLAUGHTERHOUSE in the
subject line.
* * * * * * * * * *
SCORING FOR THE STORMCROWE SLAUGHTERHOUSE 5 (SSV)
Turn 1: SSV Scoring (DM 45)
+1 Win
-1 Death
+1 Kill
Wins and kills against Arena Stand Bys and Squad-mates will not be scored (Please
note: Death against any opponent will be scored with a -1). Dark Arena fights
will be scored regularly.
Turn 2: Delarquan Death Fest (DM 59)
Win = +2 pts
Loss = -1 pt
Kill = +5 pts [in addition to +2 pts for Win]
Death = -3 pts [in addition to -1 pt for Loss]
Dark Arena Kill = +10 pts [in addition to +2 pts for Win]
Dark Arena Death = -5 pts [in addition to -1 pt for Loss]
Challenges against squad-mates will incur -1 penalty for both participants.
Death penalties will also apply.
Turn 3: TOGS IV Scoring (DM 60)
10 points for winning on your upchallenge against another SSV warrior.
7 points for winning on your even challenge of another SSV warrior.
7 points for winning on another SSV warrior's challenge.
7 points for winning a random matchup against another SSV warrior.
4 points for winning a random matchup against a non-SSV warrior.
Do not fight your teammate, you will not get any points. Also, you will not get
any points if you challenge a non-SSV team (this includes the Dark Arena).
5 points for a spotlight written by any team member, 1 per manager per turn. The
minimum length of a spotlight to receive points is 1/2 column in the newsletter
(that's 31 lines--each line 86 characters across). In addition to the length
criteria, spotlights will not be given any points if they are in any way
plagiarized or if they are not Duelmasters or fantasy related. If in doubt about
the content, email me before the turn and I will be happy to verify it for you.
-5 points per manager who does not write at least one (1) personal ad.
-5 points for being the team that avoided the most.
Turn 4: Battle Royale (DM 18)
+1 Win
+1 Kill
-1 Loss
-1 Death
No Avoids (-10 point penalty for avoiding)
Turn 5: (Un)Popularity Contest
+11 for Turn's Most Popular with a descending point award for most popular
warriors' list (e.g. +10 for second most popular, +9 for third most popular, etc)
Only warriors listed on the most popular list will score points (between +10 and
+1).
+11 for Turn's Least Popular with a descending point award for least popular
warriors' list (e.g. +10 for second least popular, +9 for third least popular,
etc) Only warriors listed on the least popular list will score points (between
+10 and +1).
Turn 6: Slaughter Priest Memorial (DM 54)
No Challenges
3 points for winning
3 points for killing (giving 6 in total, 3 for the win and 3 for the kill)
3 points for at least one of your warriors writing a personal (regardless of
number of personals beyond one you still only get three (3) points). Make
sure it is written from one of your team's warriors and not simply the
manager entity or you will not get the point.
-3 points for losing
-3 points for being killed (giving -6 in total, -3 for losing and -3 for being
killed)
Turn 7: Turf War (DM 47)
Team Points:
Fights made:
1 = 0 points, 2 = 0 points, 3 = 1 point, 4 = 3 points, 5 = 5 points
Wins earned:
1 = 1 point, 2 = 3 points, 3 = 6 points, 4 = 10 points, 5 = 15 points
Champion win = 3 additional points
Down Challenge = (-5) points each (DM is exempt from DC rule)
Team with most wins per round earns 4 additional points (If ties, no points
awarded)
Alliance/Squad Points (Round 7 Only):
Fights made (DA fights count as a fight made)
All (each) team of the alliance fights 1 to 3 warriors = 3 points
All (each) team fights 4+ warriors = 6 points
All (each) team fights all five warriors = 9
Alliance with most wins per that round = 5 points (If tied, no points awarded.)
Turn 8: Morya Madness (DM 28)
+3 points to the highest ranked warrior of each style. Highest ranked is the
highest recognition total, regardless of record. If case of a tie in recognition
points, win/loss percentage will be the tie breaker, followed by total kills
(warrior).
+5 Top Team on the Move descending scoring down to #5 (e.g. +5 for first, +4 for
second, etc).
+5 Most Successful Bloodfeuds (Contest Turns 1-8; cumulative for squad).
Bloodfeud victories for kills that did not occur during the contest do not count
to this total.
+5 Most Avoided Squad (Contest Turns 1-8; teammates avoiding one another will not
be counted)
-5 Most Avoiding Squad (Contest Turns 1-8)
+5 Most Turn's Most Favorite (Squad) (Contest Turns 1-8)
+5 Most Turn's Least Favorite (Squad) (Contest Turns 1-8)
Turn 9: Mordant Olympics (DM 1)
The three teams (not squads) with the best win-loss record over turns 1-9 (who
meet minimum fight criteria). Cumulative kills and total recognition will serve
as tie breaks if needed.
Gold -- 25 points
Silver -- 15 points
Bronze -- 10 Points
+ 3 Points for an Attacker [Challenge] Win (Challenges against squad-mates will
incur a -2 point penalty)
+3 Points for a Defender [being Challenged] Win (Challenges from squad-mates will
incur a -2 point penalty)
Turn 10: Slaughterhouse V (DM 45)
+5 Win
-5 Death
+5 Kill
Wins and kills against Arena Stand Bys and Squad-mates will not be scored (Please
note: Death against any opponent will be scored with a -1). Dark Arena fights
will be scored regularly.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
FLYING PIG slimly won victory over 3 LIBRAS in a 7 minute Challenge fight.
PAM DEMONIUM savagely defeated FLESH HUNTER in a exciting 6 minute Challenge melee.
TRUST BUSTER 1 vanquished HYDROPONICUS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
BILLY THE KID was savagely defeated by VIOLENT PACIFICATION in a 4 minute competition.
JERK O'LANTERN overpowered LOSING IS FUN in a 1 minute one-sided Title struggle.
SUBTERFUGE viciously subdued ARUNDA ROCKTROLL in a action packed 2 minute fight.
GUILLOTINE vanquished CLARK in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
IRONTOWER was vanquished by WAILIN' VAN HALEN in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
REPUGNANT overpowered FLATTUS MAXIMUS in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided melee.
CONTROVERSY demolished FLYING HELLFISH in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
RIGHTEOUS was subdued by SLICE CONSTRUCT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
THE SCYTHE was beaten by WHITE LION in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory conflict.
THE SICKLY DWARF viciously subdued ARUNDA ROCKTROLL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
SEKHAT handily defeated KICK INTHE TEETH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched bout.
MAD DOG RUSSO overpowered PROPANE TORCH in a exciting 3 minute brutal one-sided bout.
APOCALYPSE was overpowered by WWW.QUAM.COM in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
REAGANOMICS was beaten by SEGUE in a action packed 3 minute fight.
WHIFF subdued JUSTIN CREDIBLE in a action packed 1 minute bout.
THE WHITE RABBIT viciously subdued JOE MAMA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory fray.
SHADOW subdued PANTHARR in a popular 1 minute fight.
SERGE vanquished CRAZED WILDEBEEST in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
TIA MATTE overpowered MIRED in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
BLASPHEMY overpowered LEPER MESSIAH in a 1 minute uneven duel.
CROUCHING HAMSTER was overpowered by NEWT ROCKNE in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
TICKLES handily defeated CANNIBAL CORPSE in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
ZOMBIE RAGE overpowered AGONY GIGGLE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
KID DYNAMITE overpowered ST. GEORGE in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
SHEET WITH EYES overpowered ROBIN OF SHEW-WOOD in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
BEAR GRYLLS slimly lost to SADDAM A GO-GO in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gruesome match.
HEADLESS NORSEMAN overpowered ARUNDA ROCKTROLL in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
TORTURE viciously subdued KINGU in a action packed 5 minute gory bout.
LORD'S PRAYER savagely defeated TWIGGY RAMEIZ in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match.
PUTRID DEFILER won victory over MANIPULATOR in a popular 2 minute bout.
EXPENDABLE YOUTH lost to YAMA in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bout.
HAPPY JACK subdued THE DARK KNIGHT in a action packed 1 minute competition.
JON beat MGR THE MAGICIAN in a exciting 1 minute fight.
FIGHTING ILLINI vanquished LUST in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
SLEEPWALKER was narrowly defeated by JOY OF LOSING in a 2 minute conflict.
VEAL SORENTO overpowered FLAME SPIDER in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
SAND MAGGOT was overcome by WEIRD SCIENCE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute melee.
BUTTERCUP subdued KID FUNKY FRIED in a popular 3 minute brutal match.
LITTLE DRAGON overpowered CAO CAO in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
COREY THE MOOSE overcame POOR OLD TOM in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bout.
JOHN WAYNE GACY was vanquished by HEAD CHEESE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
THAI CHILI handily defeated MAREI in a exciting 1 minute gory one-sided bout.
FIRE IN BABYLON overpowered ROSELLA in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
SOLINARI easily killed ROSELLA in a 1 minute mismatched match.
POSTMORTEM narrowly defeated JACK TRIPPER in a crowd pleasing 8 minute gory battle.
TRANSFORMERS was butchered by MAREI in a 1 minute bloody one-sided match.
-10 ATTACK was viciously subdued by MUSHAD in a popular 2 minute gruesome bout.
FREIZA devastated HAMBURGER TRAIN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
STYGIAN HAG was bested by GOKU in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal conflict.
HORROR OF YIG beat BITTER ALMOND in a action packed 1 minute fight.
MAN FROM NANTUCKET subdued QUEEN OF PENTACLES in a 2 minute conflict.
ADEMA savagely defeated LUCIFREYJA in a 9 minute gory conflict.
ATTILA THE BUM devastated LUCIFREYJA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 31 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 0 - 0 100 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 22 WALL OF STEEL 34 - 12 - 0 74 |
|TOTAL PARRY 10 TOTAL PARRY 22 - 12 - 0 65 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 10 AIMED BLOW 142 - 86 - 0 62 |
|BASHING ATTACK 9 STRIKING ATTACK 51 - 46 - 1 53 |
|WALL OF STEEL 7 LUNGING ATTACK 92 - 92 - 1 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 11 - 12 - 0 48 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 4 SLASHING ATTACK 11 - 14 - 1 44 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 BASHING ATTACK 22 - 41 - 0 35 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 8 - 17 - 0 32 |
Turn 701 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 9 - 13 3 AIMED BLOW
WALL OF STEEL 6 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 2 2 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 7 - 3 BASHING ATTACK 3 - 6 2 STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 19 - 12 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 3 1 SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 6 - 4 1 WALL OF STEEL
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 2 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK JERK O'LANTERN 33-7742 82 32 1 304 HALLOWIENERS (1391)
STRIKING ATTACK REPUGNANT 97-3677 97 43 4 328 SONS OF SATAN (1371)
AIMED BLOW TRUST BUSTER 1 32-5443 83 24 0 299 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)
SLASHING ATTACK CONTROVERSY 64-3914 100 125 1 271 UNDER DURESS (743)
WALL OF STEEL PAM DEMONIUM 32-5551 77 40 1 256 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)
PARRY-RIPOSTE MAD DOG RUSSO 19-5483 39 14 1 236 MAN OR BEAST? (1386)
TOTAL PARRY FLYING PIG 41-4605 69 14 0 231 HELL FROZEN OVER (1428)
BASHING ATTACK WWW.QUAM.COM 82-4467 39 48 4 222 EASTERN HORDE 2 (994)
PARRY-LUNGE KID DYNAMITE 32-6091 48 41 2 216 STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1482)
PARRY-STRIKE PUTRID DEFILER 19-4323 40 37 1 195 KARNHORN KARNAGE (1430)
The overall popularity leader is SLEEPWALKER 74-2843. The most popular warrior this
turn was 3 LIBRAS 84--22489. The ten other most popular fighters were KINGU 50-3575,
PAM DEMONIUM 32-5551, POSTMORTEM 82-7091, BILLY THE KID 34-101, LORD'S PRAYER
35-4456, THE SCYTHE 56-4456, JACK TRIPPER 65-7376, FLESH HUNTER 47-6053, SUBTERFUGE
84--27116, and YAMA 82-11638.
The least popular fighter this week was HAMBURGER TRAIN 82--8931. The other ten
least popular fighters were TRANSFORMERS 72-8711, JOHN WAYNE GACY 21-7988, FLAME
SPIDER 61-3401, LUST 99-5216, AGONY GIGGLE 82--8943, CROUCHING HAMSTER 21-6184,
CRAZED WILDEBEEST 9-5824, IRONTOWER 13-5482, STYGIAN HAG 82--8968, and SOLINARI
82--23710.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
NIANIA(2) 1 0 0 LAPUR(29) 1 1 0 JURINE(61) 2 4 0
OSKSI(3) 1 0 0 ARVAT(32) 7 2 0 KURUKAR(64) 1 1 0
BONSUR(7) 1 0 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 3 0 0 DAL SHANG(65) 0 1 0
ZUKAL(9) 1 2 0 MONUNTIAL(34) 0 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 4 0
RIZTAB(12) 2 1 0 MURSKA(35) 4 0 0 DAYLA KIV(74) 1 2 0
DULLENS(13) 1 1 0 KATI-TEI(41) 1 0 0 MAZGOURRAH(77) 0 1 0
MALCORN(15) 0 2 0 VEASTIAN(43) 1 1 0 DWES EG(82) 8 8 1
WILLAF(16) 0 1 0 STORMCROWE(45) 1 0 0 BLACKSTONE(84) 6 1 0
ALJAFIR(17) 2 0 0 NORTH FORK(47) 0 1 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 1 0 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 4 1 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 0 1 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 2 0 0
SUNSET(21) 2 6 0 ROCANIS(56) 1 1 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 0 1 0
MORYA(28) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HEAD CHEESE 2-6081 31 28 1 167 STINKY MEAT (1454) NIANIA
WHIFF 3-7295 60 43 1 219 LEGIONS' OF HELL (1403) OSKSI
SEKHAT 7-2251 117 148 4 235 CASTAWAYS (1301) BONSUR
TICKLES 9-3486 77 113 1 207 MY PETS (1272) ZUKAL
GUILLOTINE 12-6588 58 35 3 225 BLADES OF TERROR (1406) RIZTAB
SEGUE 13-5394 69 31 0 204 THE DEVIL'S OWN (1389) DULLENS
MGR THE MAGICIAN 15-5268 28 18 0 199 THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429) MALCORN
RIGHTEOUS 16-6238 26 13 1 198 ANGELIC KNIGHTS (1466) WILLAF
JON 17-7447 39 27 0 217 ENFORCERS (1480) ALJAFIR
MAD DOG RUSSO 19-5483 39 14 1 236 MAN OR BEAST? (1386) ZUWAYZA
REAGANOMICS 21-6182 52 61 1 203 D.R.I. (1416) SUNSET
QUEEN OF PENTACLES 28-5294 21 18 0 55 PANDORA'S CARDS (1481) MORYA
THE WHITE RABBIT 29-5815 45 10 0 266 EVIL EATER BUNNIES (1446) LAPUR
TRUST BUSTER 1 32-5443 83 24 0 299 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298) ARVAT
JERK O'LANTERN 33-7742 82 32 1 304 HALLOWIENERS (1391) NIATOLI ISLAND
BILLY THE KID 34-101 29 36 3 148 THE OUTLAWS (107) MONUNTIAL
WAILIN' VAN HALEN 35-845 64 53 2 225 RIFF-RAFF CREW (46) MURSKA
FLYING PIG 41-4605 69 14 0 231 HELL FROZEN OVER (1428) KATI-TEI
ST. GEORGE 43-5034 30 10 0 186 DEVIL SLAYERS (1472) VEASTIAN
BUTTERCUP 45-3416 30 22 1 173 MAX'S MIRACLE (845) STORMCROWE
FLESH HUNTER 47-6053 48 30 0 207 BAAL'S MINIONS (1431) NORTH FORK
KINGU 50-3575 37 41 0 180 MESOPOTAMIA (1433) SNOWBOUND
SLICE CONSTRUCT 56-3181 50 40 2 221 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (815) ROCANIS
CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373 58 91 4 186 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
CONTROVERSY 64-3914 100 125 1 271 UNDER DURESS (743) KURUKAR
JACK TRIPPER 65-7376 28 30 0 116 LAUGH TRACK LORDS (1474) DAL SHANG
LEPER MESSIAH 72-3954 35 24 1 179 DEADLY RAGE (1453) DRAGONHEAD
VEAL SORENTO 74-4385 41 20 0 189 THE VENETIAN IV (1451) DAYLA KIV
FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125 80 99 2 204 GWAR (1235) MAZGOURRAH
WWW.QUAM.COM 82-4467 39 48 4 222 EASTERN HORDE 2 (994) DWES EG
THE SICKLY DWARF 84-24303 68 24 1 287 MILWAUKEE RULES (1409) BLACKSTONE
GOKU 96-2399 15 13 4 86 D B Z (1294) OLD VALAMANTIS
REPUGNANT 97-3677 97 43 4 328 SONS OF SATAN (1371) SHADOW GROVE
LUST 99-5216 24 19 5 179 HORDES OF HELL! (1460) SOUTH RIDGE
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
TRICK SHOULDER (52-1053) OTTO'S PARTS (150)
POSSUMS (82-23222) LEE SAYS SO (3699)
MEROBRYLLA (82-37956) SUPERIOR FORCES 5702 (6302)
IRONPUSS (82-38621) METALLICATS (6419)
AFRAID TO SHOOT (82-43653) ROOKIE MAIDEN 47 (7323)
BLACK ANGEL (82-46442) STONED ROOKIES 16 (7787)
FLIGHT (82-46541) STONED ROOKIES 35 (7806)
RUN LIKE HELL (82-52904) ROOKIE PINK 13 (8917)
LEONARD FUNK (84-9258) MEDAL OF HONOR X10 (1679)
TENURED WHELP (84-15361) DA ORLANDO MOB XXIII (2713)
CAT MESSIAH (84-16763) THE INQUISITION IX (2961)
HAND ON THE PUMP (84-29220) CYPRESS HILL (5177)
FJORD (84-36346) IDIOCRACY (4683)
CLICK STUPID LINKS (84-42122) 99 OF 100 USERS (7321)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes