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Date   : 12/08/2016    Duedate: 12/21/2016

FREE BLADES ARENA

DM 103    TURN 701

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 STINKY MEAT 2/1454  3451 1936  26 64.1    4 CASTAWAYS 7/1301    1049  975  10 51.8
    LIMERITICS! 61/1492                         DARKLINGS 74/1160
    NERDS RULE! 17/1465                       5-XXX BANDITS 33/1452   18   17   0 51.4
    HALLOWIENERS 33/1391                      6 ENFORCERS 17/1480      8    8   0 50.0
    DEVIL SLAYERS 43/1472                     7 MAX'S MIRACL 45/845  123  130   2 48.6
    DRAFT DODGERS 84/1394                       RIFF-RAFF CREW 35/46
    IN THE JUNGLE 35/1367                       ANYWAYUSLICEIT 56/815
    MAN OR BEAST? 19/1386                       STRAGETY, DAMMIT! 32/1482
    SONS OF SATAN 97/1371                     8 GWAR 77/1235         688  765   9 47.4
    THE INSTITUTE 78/1467                       GWAR 82/1422
    ANGELS OF PAIN 32/1241                      D.R.I. 21/1416
    DEVIL ADVOCATES 32/298                      BIG TEN 3 82/1483
    SATAN'S BLADES 56/1450                      IN SHINOLA 82/1485
    SATAN'S KINGDOM 9/1461                      DEADLY RAGE 72/1453
    ANGELIC KNIGHTS 16/1466                     FEAR FACTORY 61/632
    HORDES OF HELL! 99/1460                     HARVEST DAY 82/1486
    LEGIONS OF HELL 35/1462                     MESOPOTAMIA 50/1433
    LEGIONS' OF HELL 3/1403                     MY CARTOONS 72/1489
    MILWAUKEE RULES 84/1409                     WHO DA MAN? 12/1414
    THE DEVIL'S OWN 13/1389                     FEAR FACTORY 82/1420
    THE VENETIAN IV 74/1451                     BAAL'S MINIONS 47/1431
    BLADES OF TERROR 12/1406                    FEAR FACTORY 3 84/1487
    HELL FROZEN OVER 41/1428                    FEAR FACTORY 4 84/1488
    WIDE WORLD OF... 84/1370                    MOONS OF KRYNN 82/1484
    LAUGH TRACK LORDS 65/1474                   FEAR FACTORY II 82/1411
    LORDS OF DARKNESS 84/1408                   KARNHORN KARNAGE 9/1479
    THE GRAIL KNIGHTS 15/1429                   PANDORA'S CARDS 28/1481
    EVIL EATER BUNNIES 29/1446                  DYNASTY WARRIORS 72/1490
    COLLUSION UNLIMITED 84/1427                 KARNHORN KARNAGE 19/1430
  2 BLUNT FORCE 29/1491  241  139   2 63.4      CARNIVAL OF CHAOS 82/1435
    HOUSE CANNITH 13/1473                     9 MY PETS 9/1272       464  516   2 47.3
    THE MOTHERSHIP 19/1078                   10 FOOT OF PRI 35/1469   11   14   0 44.0
  3 DB2 97/1295          322  271  10 54.3   11 STORIES 49/618      1158 1601  20 42.0
    D B Z 96/1294                               ASSORTED 32/578
    EASTERN HORDE 12/777                        TREASURY 56/589
    EASTERN HORDE 55/834                        WHY ME?! 61/726
    DEATH HORDE VI 82/997                       UNDER DURESS 64/743
    EASTERN HORDE 43/1493                       VIOLENT FEMS 35/724
    EASTERN HORDE 2 82/994                      THUNDER CATS 74/1151
    EASTERN HORDE 3 19/899                   12 THE OUTLAWS 34/107     7   20   0 25.9

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Okay, here we are again, after a high attus.  We meaning me and my crew, but I'm 
not going to tell you their names.  That's part of our deal.  If they want their names 
in print, they have to do a WHOLE SPY REPORT themselves.  Nobody wants that, you know?  
Slackers.
     Alarond the Scribe made some of these notes.  I guess it could have been worse.
     So here's some stuff that Alarond wrote down, and some my crew, like, found out 
for me.  Alarond said, "He who challenges well, fights well.  He who avoids without 
cause, shall lose for good reasons.  My mama told me that one."  Makes you wonder 
about, you know, his mama.  "FEAR FACTORY has cause to stand tall, as they were FREE 
BLADES' most avoided team.  A smart manager knows this is a team to beat.  And guess 
who avoided FEAR FACTORY stable the most?  Believe it or not, it was ANGELS OF PAIN."  
Why should we doubt?  Would he LIE to us?
     We had a total of fifty-six fights with eleven standbys.  Four challenges, lots 
of avoids, but we're just looking at Dark One's guys, I think.  No personals, two 
deaths.

The challenges:
     FLYING PIG (41-4605) (68-14-0,219) of HELL FROZEN OVER TV challenged 3 LIBRAS 
(84-43047) (25-18-0,220) of FEAR FACTORY 3.  Up 1.  FLYING PIG slimly won victory over 
3 LIBRAS in a 7 minute Challenge fight.
     PAM DEMONIUM (32-5551) (76-40-1,238) of DEVIL ADVOCATES TV challenged FLESH 
HUNTER (47-6053) (48-29-0,230) of BAAL'S MINIONS.  Down 8.  PAM DEMONIUM savagely 
defeated FLESH HUNTER in a exciting 6 minute Challenge melee.  "PAM DEMONIUM of DEVIL 
ADVOCATES had better have a good reason for challenging down 8 points in a TV 
challenge which she won.  I thought PAM DEMONIUM showed great skill and promise when 
she bested FLESH HUNTER."  That's Alarond.
     TRUST BUSTER 1 (32-5443) (82-24-0,286) of DEVIL ADVOCATES challenged HYDROPONICUS 
(29-4605) (73-75-0,372) of BLUNT FORCE.  TRUST BUSTER 1 vanquished HYDROPONICUS in a 1 
minute mismatched Challenge brawl. Up a lot.  Not a hundred points, but close.  "TRUST 
BUSTER 1 from DEVIL ADVOCATES took a risk this turn by bravely challenging up 86 
points in a challenge against HYDROPONICUS.  And now nobody knows where HYDROPONICUS 
is right now, after giving TRUST BUSTER 1 13 points worth of recognition."  *I* know 
where Hydro is right now, he's in the Red Sands drowning his sorrows.  So there.
     BILLY THE KID (34-101) (29-35-3,146) of THE OUTLAWS challenged VIOLENT 
PACIFICATION (21-6180) (34-27-0,154) of D.R.I..  Up 8.  BILLY THE KID was savagely 
defeated by VIOLENT PACIFICATION in a 4 minute competition.  "Anyone surprised?  The 
most challenged warrior this turn was D.R.I.'s warrior VIOLENT PACIFICATION.  More 
fighters challenged him than challenged the Lord Marshal!"

The Lord Marshal:
     JERK O'LANTERN (33-7742) (81-32-1,288) of HALLOWIENERS fought LOSING IS FUN (12-
6330) (60-55-1,219) of WHO DA MAN?.  JERK O'LANTERN overpowered LOSING IS FUN in a 1 
minute one-sided Title struggle.  "Defending his title for another turn, JERK 
O'LANTERN kept WHO DA MAN?'s warrior, LOSING IS FUN, from claiming the throne."

Others that Alarond mentioned:
     APOCALYPSE (32-5711) (60-19-1,287) of ANGELS OF PAIN fought WWW.QUAM.COM (82-
4467) (38-48-4,182) of EASTERN HORDE 2.  APOCALYPSE was overpowered by WWW.QUAM.COM in 
a 1 minute mismatched fight.  "WWW.QUAM.COM fought APOCALYPSE and gained 40 points and 
contributed to EASTERN HORDE 2's 1-0-0."
     SAND MAGGOT (61-3397) (37-50-1,172) of FEAR FACTORY fought WEIRD SCIENCE (17-
7551) (26-32-0,117) of NERDS RULE!.  SAND MAGGOT was overcome by WEIRD SCIENCE in a 
crowd pleasing 1 minute melee.  "SAND MAGGOT has lost to WEIRD SCIENCE, falling 33 
points, while helping make FEAR FACTORY a 1-4-0 turn."

And the deaths, which kind of balance each other:
     SOLINARI (82-41826) (22-27-1,133) of MOONS OF KRYNN fought ROSELLA (103-39) (26-
25-0,100) of the Guys.  SOLINARI easily killed ROSELLA in a 1 minute mismatched match.
     TRANSFORMERS (72-8711) (22-15-0,140) of MY CARTOONS fought MAREI (103-37) (38-32-
2,150) of the Guys.  TRANSFORMERS was butchered by MAREI in a 1 minute bloody one-
sided match.

     So there it is, another session.  And somebody didn't clean the chimney in this 
office, and it's, like, smoking something fierce.  Bad tobacco or something.  Bummer.  
So I'm going somewhere else.  Do you know how many times you have to wash your hair to 
get tobacco smoke out of it?

                                          Later,

                                          Debby T

LORD-MARSHALL                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JERK O'LANTERN 33-7742       82  32  1  304  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 REPUGNANT 97-3677            97  43  4  328  SONS OF SATAN (1371)       SHADOW GROVE
 TRUST BUSTER 1 32-5443       83  24  0  299  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 THE SICKLY DWARF 84-24303    68  24  1  287  MILWAUKEE RULES (1409)     BLACKSTONE
 CONTROVERSY 64-3914         100 125  1  271  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
 THE WHITE RABBIT 29-5815     45  10  0  266  EVIL EATER BUNNIES (1446)  LAPUR
 PAM DEMONIUM 32-5551         77  40  1  256  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 SUBTERFUGE 84-38420          58  18  0  239  COLLUSION UNLIMITED (1427) BLACKSTONE
 MAD DOG RUSSO 19-5483        39  14  1  236  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 SEKHAT 7-2251               117 148  4  235  CASTAWAYS (1301)           BONSUR
 FLYING PIG 41-4605           69  14  0  231  HELL FROZEN OVER (1428)    KATI-TEI
 HAPPY JACK 19-4086           52  46  3  229  THE MOTHERSHIP (1078)      ZUWAYZA
 WAILIN' VAN HALEN 35-845     64  53  2  225  RIFF-RAFF CREW (46)        MURSKA
 GUILLOTINE 12-6588           58  35  3  225  BLADES OF TERROR (1406)    RIZTAB
 WWW.QUAM.COM 82-4467         39  48  4  222  EASTERN HORDE 2 (994)      DWES EG
 SLICE CONSTRUCT 56-3181      50  40  2  221  ANYWAYUSLICEIT (815)       ROCANIS
 SERGE 32-3549                90 132  0  219  ASSORTED (578)             ARVAT
 WHIFF 3-7295                 60  43  1  219  LEGIONS' OF HELL (1403)    OSKSI
 TIA MATTE 32-5321            90  54  0  218  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 SADDAM A GO-GO 82-7155       53  39  0  217  GWAR (1422)                DWES EG
 JON 17-7447                  39  27  0  217  ENFORCERS (1480)           ALJAFIR
 KID DYNAMITE 32-6091         48  41  2  216  STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1482)   ARVAT
-SUE 35-2889                  36  42  2  214  VIOLENT FEMS (724)         MURSKA
 YAMA 82-11638                32  20  0  214  DEATH HORDE VI (997)       DWES EG
 WHITE LION 35-859            67  48  0  213  RIFF-RAFF CREW (46)        MURSKA
 SHADOW 84-26165              54  41  0  213  LORDS OF DARKNESS (1408)   BLACKSTONE
 BLASPHEMY 32-5332            43  18  1  211  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 3 LIBRAS 84-43047            25  19  0  210  FEAR FACTORY 3 (1487)      BLACKSTONE
 HEADLESS NORSEMAN 33-7758    82  44  2  207  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 TICKLES 9-3486               77 113  1  207  MY PETS (1272)             ZUKAL
 SHEET WITH EYES 33-7740      54  13  0  207  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 FLESH HUNTER 47-6053         48  30  0  207  BAAL'S MINIONS (1431)      NORTH FORK
 LORD'S PRAYER 35-4456        45  44  1  207  FOOT OF PRIDE (1469)       MURSKA
 HYDROPONICUS 29-4605         73  76  0  206  BLUNT FORCE (1491)         LAPUR
 TORTURE 35-4368              32  13  0  206  LEGIONS OF HELL (1462)     MURSKA
 FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125      80  99  2  204  GWAR (1235)                MAZGOURRAH
 SEGUE 13-5394                69  31  0  204  THE DEVIL'S OWN (1389)     DULLENS
 LOSING IS FUN 12-6330        60  56  1  204  WHO DA MAN? (1414)         RIZTAB
 REAGANOMICS 21-6182          52  61  1  203  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 NEWT ROCKNE 19-5179          53  37  1  202  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 THE SCYTHE 56-4456           36  26  0  202  SATAN'S BLADES (1450)      ROCANIS
 JOE MAMA 21-6771             52  42  1  199  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 FIGHTING ILLINI 82-41796     44  33  1  199  BIG TEN 3 (1483)           DWES EG
 MIRED 82-46332               30  32  2  199  IN SHINOLA (1485)          DWES EG
 MGR THE MAGICIAN 15-5268     28  18  0  199  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 JOY OF LOSING 12-6600        47  47  1  198  WHO DA MAN? (1414)         RIZTAB
 RIGHTEOUS 16-6238            26  13  1  198  ANGELIC KNIGHTS (1466)     WILLAF
 THE DARK KNIGHT 15-5250      47  20  0  197  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 CLARK 32-2784                97 123  2  196  ASSORTED (578)             ARVAT
-JILL 56-2072                 61 101  6  196  TREASURY (589)             ROCANIS
 ZOMBIE RAGE 84-15614         52  33  0  196  WIDE WORLD OF... (1370)    BLACKSTONE
 JUSTIN CREDIBLE 21-6514      51  46  2  196  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 PUTRID DEFILER 19-4323       40  37  1  195  KARNHORN KARNAGE (1430)    ZUWAYZA
-WORCHESTER 49-2989           31  50  5  195  STORIES (618)              VITHICAR
-KJARRAN'S HAMMER 61-3372     56  63  0  194  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 IRONTOWER 13-5482            32  15  0  193  HOUSE CANNITH (1473)       DULLENS
 TWIGGY RAMEIZ 82-7105        47  43  1  192  FEAR FACTORY II (1411)     DWES EG
 VEAL SORENTO 74-4385         41  20  0  189  THE VENETIAN IV (1451)     DAYLA KIV
 BEAR GRYLLS 19-5185          38  15  0  189  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 EXPENDABLE YOUTH 9-4200      33  29  1  189  KARNHORN KARNAGE (1479)    ZUKAL
 MANIPULATOR 64-3490          68 176  8  188  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
-HENRY IV 49-2988             32  49  1  188  STORIES (618)              VITHICAR
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843          96 201  2  187  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 COREY THE MOOSE 84-19615     74  44  0  187  DRAFT DODGERS (1394)       BLACKSTONE
 PANTHARR 74-807              38  32  2  187  THUNDER CATS (1151)        DAYLA KIV
 CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373      58  91  4  186  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 KICK INTHE TEETH 82-7173     51  49  4  186  GWAR (1422)                DWES EG
 FLYING HELLFISH 82-7132      33  41  1  186  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1435)   DWES EG
 ST. GEORGE 43-5034           30  10  0  186  DEVIL SLAYERS (1472)       VEASTIAN
 PROPANE TORCH 61-2524        78  73  1  183  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
-WAR PIG 33-7914              39  33  1  183  XXX BANDITS (1452)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 APOCALYPSE 32-5711           60  20  1  181  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CROUCHING HAMSTER 21-6184    50  73  1  180  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 KINGU 50-3575                37  41  0  180  MESOPOTAMIA (1433)         SNOWBOUND
 LITTLE DRAGON 32-6087        36  37  1  180  STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1482)   ARVAT
 LEPER MESSIAH 72-3954        35  24  1  179  DEADLY RAGE (1453)         DRAGONHEAD
 CRAZED WILDEBEEST 9-5824     33  17  0  179  SATAN'S KINGDOM (1461)     ZUKAL
 LUST 99-5216                 24  19  5  179  HORDES OF HELL! (1460)     SOUTH RIDGE
-SIR BUBBA THE BOLD 15-5249   47  22  3  177  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
-COLUMBINE 61-1831            87 113  6  174  WHY ME?! (726)             JURINE
 BUTTERCUP 45-3416            30  22  1  173  MAX'S MIRACLE (845)        STORMCROWE
 HEAD CHEESE 2-6081           31  28  1  167  STINKY MEAT (1454)         NIANIA
 FLAME SPIDER 61-3401         41  49  2  164  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 SOLINARI 82-41826            23  27  2  162  MOONS OF KRYNN (1484)      DWES EG
 THAI CHILI 82-56573          15  12  1  159  HARVEST DAY (1486)         DWES EG
 VIOLENT PACIFICATION 21-6180 35  27  0  158  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 AGONY GIGGLE 82-56593        32  26  0  157  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1435)   DWES EG
-BEAST FEAST 78-3115          29  16  0  152  THE INSTITUTE (1467)       LIN TIRIAN
 WEIRD SCIENCE 17-7551        27  32  0  151  NERDS RULE! (1465)         ALJAFIR

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-CAT 56-2157                  42 110  1  150  TREASURY (589)             ROCANIS
 POOR OLD TOM 82-7154         24  10  3  150  GWAR (1422)                DWES EG
 FIRE IN BABYLON 84-43050     21  13  1  150  FEAR FACTORY 4 (1488)      BLACKSTONE
 BILLY THE KID 34-101         29  36  3  148  THE OUTLAWS (107)          MONUNTIAL
 JOHN WAYNE GACY 21-7988      34  34  0  146  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 KID FUNKY FRIED 72-3950      21   8  0  141  DEADLY RAGE (1453)         DRAGONHEAD
 SAND MAGGOT 61-3397          37  51  1  139  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 TRANSFORMERS 72-8711         22  16  0  135  MY CARTOONS (1489)         DRAGONHEAD
 POSTMORTEM 82-7091           24  43  0  132  FEAR FACTORY (1420)        DWES EG
 CAO CAO 72-8791              30  28  1  127  DYNASTY WARRIORS (1490)    DRAGONHEAD
 JACK TRIPPER 65-7376         28  30  0  116  LAUGH TRACK LORDS (1474)   DAL SHANG
 FREIZA 97-2823               19   9  3  104  DB2 (1295)                 SHADOW GROVE

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ATTILA THE BUM 21-7987       31  37  2  100  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ADEMA 61-3093                32  26  0   88  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 GOKU 96-2399                 15  13  4   86  D B Z (1294)               OLD VALAMANTIS
 HAMBURGER TRAIN 82-56605     22  25  0   83  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1435)   DWES EG
 MUSHAD 43-4287               16   4  1   83  EASTERN HORDE (1493)       VEASTIAN
 STYGIAN HAG 82-56568         27  34  0   74  FEAR FACTORY II (1411)     DWES EG
 -10 ATTACK 21-7906           14  58  0   72  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 HORROR OF YIG 82-56623       23  22  0   71  GWAR (1422)                DWES EG
 MAN FROM NANTUCKET 61-3917   14   1  0   64  LIMERITICS! (1492)         JURINE
 QUEEN OF PENTACLES 28-5294   21  18  0   55  PANDORA'S CARDS (1481)     MORYA
-MARCO DEBEEST 32-6401        16   5  1   54  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
ROSELLA                   26  25  0                        SOLINARI 82-41826         701
TRANSFORMERS 72-8711      22  16  0 MY CARTOONS 1489       MAREI                     701

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

THE STORMCROWE SLAUGHTERHOUSE 5

OVERVIEW
A contest for Stormcrowe (DM 45) that runs 10 turns (starting turn 385, due 
05/23/2017).  Squads will consist of two (2) teams.  One (1) team per manager.  
Participating managers may not run multiple teams in the arena during the contest.

PREMISE
Master Darque opens a Chaos Gate in Stormcrowe, which creates a temporal distortion.  
Turn 1 (Stormcrowe turn 385) and Turn 10 (Stormcrowe turn 394) will be scored using 
Slaughterhouse scoring.  Turns 2 through 9 will use a wide variety scoring mechanisms 
from various contests throughout Alastari's history.

ENTRY
Entry into the contest is open to anyone who meets the following criteria:

1)  FORM A SQUAD:  A squad will consist of two (2) managers.  No more, no less.  This 
    means there will be NO single manager teams.  You must choose a name for your 
    squad.

2)  DECLARE ENTRY:  Each manager must declare their intention to participate in the 
    contest BEFORE Turn 1 of the Stormcrowe Slaughterhouse (No exceptions will be 
    made).  Declarations must include 1) TEAM NAME; 2) MANAGER NAME;  3) PARTNER'S 
    NAME; and 4) SQUAD'S NAME, and may be submitted by any of the following means:

    a. A personal ad in DM 45

    b. A diplomatic note to Darque Forces (428) in DM 45

    c. An email to rebelnerfherder@yahoo.com (put SLAUGHTERHOUSE 5 in Subject Line)

    **NOTE:  Failure to meet this criteria by the deadline will result in NO ENTRY 
    into the contest.  Please be mindful of the requirements and submit them in a 
    timely manner to avoid any misfortunes.

3)  SEND RU CERTIFICATES:  Submit two (2) Roll Up Certificates to Master Darque, 
    contest moderator.  This can be done by requesting Roll Up Certificates from RSI 
    Customer Service.  NOTE:  Be sure to submit Roll Up Certificates, not Roll Up 
    Sheets.

PRIZES

ENDURANCE AWARD
Every participating Team will receive one (1) +1 Bonus Potion* for participating in 
all 10 rounds of the contest and in at least 45 of the 50 scheduled fights. 

BEST RECORD AWARD
The individual manager that achieves the best Win/Loss% over the course of the contest 
(turns 385-394), will receive 10% of the entry RU Certificates.  Tie breakers will be:  
1) total kills during contest; 2) total fights during contest; and lastly, 3) head-to-
head win/loss% between tied teams.

UNSTUCK IN TIME AWARD
The manager that achieves the most kills during the course of the contest (turns 385-
394) will be allowed to transfer one (1) warrior from another team onto his/her team 
in DM 45.

FIRST PLACE WINNERS
The winning squad receives the following:

1.  60% of the Entry RU Certificates (to be divided at squad's discretion)
2.  Two (2) +1 Bonus Potions for each member of the squad*
3.  Favorites Knowledge for one (1) warrior on DM 45 team of each squad member
4.  Rename Stormcrowe Arena for six (6) months
5.  Rename four (4) Dark Arena Monsters for six (6) months
6.  Rename four (4) Arena Stand Bys for six (6) months

SECOND PLACE WINNERS

1.  20% of the Entry RU Certificates (to be divided at squad's discretion)
2.  One (1) +1 Bonus Potion for each member of the squad*
3.  Favorites Knowledge for one warrior on DM 45 team of each squad member
4.  Rename four (4) Dark Arena Monsters for six (6) months

THIRD PLACE WINNERS
1.  10% of the Entry RU Certificates (to be divided at squad's discretion)
2.  Favorites Knowledge for one warrior on DM 45 team of each squad member
3.  Rename four (4) Arena Stand Bys for six (6) months

*Bonus potions must be used with 2 turns of contest end AND can only be used on living 
warriors that participated in the Stormcrowe Slaughterhouse 5 contest.

MODERATOR
Master Darque will be the moderator for this contest.  All questions and disputes can 
be directed to him.  He is the final arbitrator for the contest and his decisions are 
final.  A copy of the scoring rules can be requested via email or diplomatic note.  
Please use the email listed above for any inquiries and note SLAUGHTERHOUSE in the 
subject line.

                        *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *

SCORING FOR THE STORMCROWE SLAUGHTERHOUSE 5 (SSV)

Turn 1:  SSV Scoring (DM 45)

     +1 Win
     -1 Death
     +1 Kill

     Wins and kills against Arena Stand Bys and Squad-mates will not be scored (Please 
     note:  Death against any opponent will be scored with a -1).  Dark Arena fights 
     will be scored regularly.

Turn 2:  Delarquan Death Fest (DM 59)

     Win = +2 pts
     Loss = -1 pt
     Kill = +5 pts [in addition to +2 pts for Win]
     Death = -3 pts [in addition to -1 pt for Loss]
     Dark Arena Kill = +10 pts [in addition to +2 pts for Win]
     Dark Arena Death = -5 pts [in addition to -1 pt for Loss]

     Challenges against squad-mates will incur -1 penalty for both participants.  
     Death penalties will also apply.

Turn 3:  TOGS IV Scoring (DM 60)

     10 points for winning on your upchallenge against another SSV warrior.
      7 points for winning on your even challenge of another SSV warrior.
      7 points for winning on another SSV warrior's challenge.
      7 points for winning a random matchup against another SSV warrior.
      4 points for winning a random matchup against a non-SSV warrior.

     Do not fight your teammate, you will not get any points.  Also, you will not get 
     any points if you challenge a non-SSV team (this includes the Dark Arena).

     5 points for a spotlight written by any team member, 1 per manager per turn. The 
     minimum length of a spotlight to receive points is 1/2 column in the newsletter 
     (that's 31 lines--each line 86 characters across).  In addition to the length 
     criteria, spotlights will not be given any points if they are in any way 
     plagiarized or if they are not Duelmasters or fantasy related.  If in doubt about 
     the content, email me before the turn and I will be happy to verify it for you.

     -5 points per manager who does not write at least one (1) personal ad.

     -5 points for being the team that avoided the most.

Turn 4:  Battle Royale (DM 18)

     +1 Win
     +1 Kill
     -1 Loss
     -1 Death

     No Avoids (-10 point penalty for avoiding)

Turn 5:  (Un)Popularity Contest

     +11 for Turn's Most Popular with a descending point award for most popular 
     warriors' list (e.g. +10 for second most popular, +9 for third most popular, etc)  
     Only warriors listed on the most popular list will score points (between +10 and 
     +1).

     +11 for Turn's Least Popular with a descending point award for least popular 
     warriors' list (e.g. +10 for second least popular, +9 for third least popular, 
     etc)  Only warriors listed on the least popular list will score points (between 
     +10 and +1).

Turn 6:  Slaughter Priest Memorial (DM 54)

     No Challenges

     3 points for winning
     3 points for killing (giving 6 in total, 3 for the win and 3 for the kill)
     3 points for at least one of your warriors writing a personal (regardless of 
          number of personals beyond one you still only get three (3) points).  Make 
          sure it is written from one of your team's warriors and not simply the 
          manager entity or you will not get the point.
     -3 points for losing
     -3 points for being killed (giving -6 in total, -3 for losing and -3 for being 
          killed)

Turn 7:  Turf War (DM 47)

     Team Points:
       Fights made:
          1 = 0 points,  2 = 0 points,  3 = 1 point,  4 = 3 points,  5 = 5 points

       Wins earned:
          1 = 1 point,  2 = 3 points,  3 = 6 points,  4 = 10 points,  5 = 15 points

     Champion win = 3 additional points

     Down Challenge = (-5) points each (DM is exempt from DC rule)

     Team with most wins per round earns 4 additional points (If ties, no points 
     awarded)

     Alliance/Squad Points (Round 7 Only):
       Fights made (DA fights count as a fight made)
          All (each) team of the alliance fights 1 to 3 warriors = 3 points
          All (each) team fights 4+ warriors = 6 points
          All (each) team fights all five warriors = 9

     Alliance with most wins per that round = 5 points (If tied, no points awarded.)

Turn 8:  Morya Madness (DM 28)

     +3 points to the highest ranked warrior of each style.  Highest ranked is the 
     highest recognition total, regardless of record.  If case of a tie in recognition 
     points, win/loss percentage will be the tie breaker, followed by total kills 
     (warrior).

     +5 Top Team on the Move descending scoring down to #5 (e.g. +5 for first, +4 for 
     second, etc).

     +5 Most Successful Bloodfeuds (Contest Turns 1-8; cumulative for squad).  
     Bloodfeud victories for kills that did not occur during the contest do not count 
     to this total.

     +5 Most Avoided Squad (Contest Turns 1-8; teammates avoiding one another will not 
     be counted)

     -5 Most Avoiding Squad (Contest Turns 1-8)

     +5 Most Turn's Most Favorite (Squad) (Contest Turns 1-8)

     +5 Most Turn's Least Favorite (Squad) (Contest Turns 1-8)

Turn 9:  Mordant Olympics (DM 1)

     The three teams (not squads) with the best win-loss record over turns 1-9 (who 
     meet minimum fight criteria).  Cumulative kills and total recognition will serve 
     as tie breaks if needed.

     Gold -- 25 points
     Silver -- 15 points
     Bronze -- 10 Points

     + 3 Points for an Attacker [Challenge] Win (Challenges against squad-mates will 
     incur a -2 point penalty)

     +3 Points for a Defender [being Challenged] Win (Challenges from squad-mates will 
     incur a -2 point penalty)

Turn 10:  Slaughterhouse V (DM 45)

     +5 Win
     -5 Death
     +5 Kill

     Wins and kills against Arena Stand Bys and Squad-mates will not be scored (Please 
     note:  Death against any opponent will be scored with a -1).  Dark Arena fights 
     will be scored regularly.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

FLYING PIG slimly won victory over 3 LIBRAS in a 7 minute Challenge fight.
PAM DEMONIUM savagely defeated FLESH HUNTER in a exciting 6 minute Challenge melee.
TRUST BUSTER 1 vanquished HYDROPONICUS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
BILLY THE KID was savagely defeated by VIOLENT PACIFICATION in a 4 minute competition.
JERK O'LANTERN overpowered LOSING IS FUN in a 1 minute one-sided Title struggle.
SUBTERFUGE viciously subdued ARUNDA ROCKTROLL in a action packed 2 minute fight.
GUILLOTINE vanquished CLARK in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
IRONTOWER was vanquished by WAILIN' VAN HALEN in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
REPUGNANT overpowered FLATTUS MAXIMUS in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided melee.
CONTROVERSY demolished FLYING HELLFISH in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
RIGHTEOUS was subdued by SLICE CONSTRUCT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
THE SCYTHE was beaten by WHITE LION in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory conflict.
THE SICKLY DWARF viciously subdued ARUNDA ROCKTROLL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
SEKHAT handily defeated KICK INTHE TEETH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched bout.
MAD DOG RUSSO overpowered PROPANE TORCH in a exciting 3 minute brutal one-sided bout.
APOCALYPSE was overpowered by WWW.QUAM.COM in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
REAGANOMICS was beaten by SEGUE in a action packed 3 minute fight.
WHIFF subdued JUSTIN CREDIBLE in a action packed 1 minute bout.
THE WHITE RABBIT viciously subdued JOE MAMA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory fray.
SHADOW subdued PANTHARR in a popular 1 minute fight.
SERGE vanquished CRAZED WILDEBEEST in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
TIA MATTE overpowered MIRED in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
BLASPHEMY overpowered LEPER MESSIAH in a 1 minute uneven duel.
CROUCHING HAMSTER was overpowered by NEWT ROCKNE in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
TICKLES handily defeated CANNIBAL CORPSE in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
ZOMBIE RAGE overpowered AGONY GIGGLE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
KID DYNAMITE overpowered ST. GEORGE in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
SHEET WITH EYES overpowered ROBIN OF SHEW-WOOD in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
BEAR GRYLLS slimly lost to SADDAM A GO-GO in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gruesome match.
HEADLESS NORSEMAN overpowered ARUNDA ROCKTROLL in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
TORTURE viciously subdued KINGU in a action packed 5 minute gory bout.
LORD'S PRAYER savagely defeated TWIGGY RAMEIZ in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match.
PUTRID DEFILER won victory over MANIPULATOR in a popular 2 minute bout.
EXPENDABLE YOUTH lost to YAMA in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bout.
HAPPY JACK subdued THE DARK KNIGHT in a action packed 1 minute competition.
JON beat MGR THE MAGICIAN in a exciting 1 minute fight.
FIGHTING ILLINI vanquished LUST in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
SLEEPWALKER was narrowly defeated by JOY OF LOSING in a 2 minute conflict.
VEAL SORENTO overpowered FLAME SPIDER in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
SAND MAGGOT was overcome by WEIRD SCIENCE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute melee.
BUTTERCUP subdued KID FUNKY FRIED in a popular 3 minute brutal match.
LITTLE DRAGON overpowered CAO CAO in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
COREY THE MOOSE overcame POOR OLD TOM in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bout.
JOHN WAYNE GACY was vanquished by HEAD CHEESE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
THAI CHILI handily defeated MAREI in a exciting 1 minute gory one-sided bout.
FIRE IN BABYLON overpowered ROSELLA in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
SOLINARI easily killed ROSELLA in a 1 minute mismatched match.
POSTMORTEM narrowly defeated JACK TRIPPER in a crowd pleasing 8 minute gory battle.
TRANSFORMERS was butchered by MAREI in a 1 minute bloody one-sided match.
-10 ATTACK was viciously subdued by MUSHAD in a popular 2 minute gruesome bout.
FREIZA devastated HAMBURGER TRAIN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
STYGIAN HAG was bested by GOKU in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal conflict.
HORROR OF YIG beat BITTER ALMOND in a action packed 1 minute fight.
MAN FROM NANTUCKET subdued QUEEN OF PENTACLES in a 2 minute conflict.
ADEMA savagely defeated LUCIFREYJA in a 9 minute gory conflict.
ATTILA THE BUM devastated LUCIFREYJA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      31         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   0 -  0     100  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  22         WALL OF STEEL     34 -  12 -  0      74  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     10         TOTAL PARRY       22 -  12 -  0      65  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 10         AIMED BLOW       142 -  86 -  0      62  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   9         STRIKING ATTACK   51 -  46 -  1      53  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    7         LUNGING ATTACK    92 -  92 -  1      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         PARRY-RIPOSTE     11 -  12 -  0      48  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         SLASHING ATTACK   11 -  14 -  1      44  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         BASHING ATTACK    22 -  41 -  0      35  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-LUNGE        8 -  17 -  0      32  |

Turn 701 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     9 - 13         3  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL      6 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        7 -  3     BASHING ATTACK     3 -  6         2  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW        19 - 12     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  3         1  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    6 -  4                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  2                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   JERK O'LANTERN 33-7742     82  32  1  304 HALLOWIENERS (1391)
STRIKING ATTACK  REPUGNANT 97-3677          97  43  4  328 SONS OF SATAN (1371)
AIMED BLOW       TRUST BUSTER 1 32-5443     83  24  0  299 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)
SLASHING ATTACK  CONTROVERSY 64-3914       100 125  1  271 UNDER DURESS (743)
WALL OF STEEL    PAM DEMONIUM 32-5551       77  40  1  256 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    MAD DOG RUSSO 19-5483      39  14  1  236 MAN OR BEAST? (1386)
TOTAL PARRY      FLYING PIG 41-4605         69  14  0  231 HELL FROZEN OVER (1428)
BASHING ATTACK   WWW.QUAM.COM 82-4467       39  48  4  222 EASTERN HORDE 2 (994)
PARRY-LUNGE      KID DYNAMITE 32-6091       48  41  2  216 STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1482)
PARRY-STRIKE     PUTRID DEFILER 19-4323     40  37  1  195 KARNHORN KARNAGE (1430)

The overall popularity leader is SLEEPWALKER 74-2843.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was 3 LIBRAS 84--22489.  The ten other most popular fighters were KINGU 50-3575, 
PAM DEMONIUM 32-5551, POSTMORTEM 82-7091, BILLY THE KID 34-101, LORD'S PRAYER 
35-4456, THE SCYTHE 56-4456, JACK TRIPPER 65-7376, FLESH HUNTER 47-6053, SUBTERFUGE 
84--27116, and YAMA 82-11638.

The least popular fighter this week was HAMBURGER TRAIN 82--8931.  The other ten 
least popular fighters were TRANSFORMERS 72-8711, JOHN WAYNE GACY 21-7988, FLAME 
SPIDER 61-3401, LUST 99-5216, AGONY GIGGLE 82--8943, CROUCHING HAMSTER 21-6184, 
CRAZED WILDEBEEST 9-5824, IRONTOWER 13-5482, STYGIAN HAG 82--8968, and SOLINARI 
82--23710.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
NIANIA(2)            1  0 0  LAPUR(29)            1  1 0  JURINE(61)           2  4 0  
OSKSI(3)             1  0 0  ARVAT(32)            7  2 0  KURUKAR(64)          1  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            1  0 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   3  0 0  DAL SHANG(65)        0  1 0  
ZUKAL(9)             1  2 0  MONUNTIAL(34)        0  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  4 0  
RIZTAB(12)           2  1 0  MURSKA(35)           4  0 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        1  2 0  
DULLENS(13)          1  1 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  0 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       0  1 0  
MALCORN(15)          0  2 0  VEASTIAN(43)         1  1 0  DWES EG(82)          8  8 1  
WILLAF(16)           0  1 0  STORMCROWE(45)       1  0 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       6  1 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          2  0 0  NORTH FORK(47)       0  1 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   1  0 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          4  1 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        0  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     2  0 0  
SUNSET(21)           2  6 0  ROCANIS(56)          1  1 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      0  1 0  
MORYA(28)            0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HEAD CHEESE 2-6081          31  28  1  167  STINKY MEAT (1454)         NIANIA
 WHIFF 3-7295                60  43  1  219  LEGIONS' OF HELL (1403)    OSKSI
 SEKHAT 7-2251              117 148  4  235  CASTAWAYS (1301)           BONSUR
 TICKLES 9-3486              77 113  1  207  MY PETS (1272)             ZUKAL
 GUILLOTINE 12-6588          58  35  3  225  BLADES OF TERROR (1406)    RIZTAB
 SEGUE 13-5394               69  31  0  204  THE DEVIL'S OWN (1389)     DULLENS
 MGR THE MAGICIAN 15-5268    28  18  0  199  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 RIGHTEOUS 16-6238           26  13  1  198  ANGELIC KNIGHTS (1466)     WILLAF
 JON 17-7447                 39  27  0  217  ENFORCERS (1480)           ALJAFIR
 MAD DOG RUSSO 19-5483       39  14  1  236  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 REAGANOMICS 21-6182         52  61  1  203  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 QUEEN OF PENTACLES 28-5294  21  18  0   55  PANDORA'S CARDS (1481)     MORYA
 THE WHITE RABBIT 29-5815    45  10  0  266  EVIL EATER BUNNIES (1446)  LAPUR
 TRUST BUSTER 1 32-5443      83  24  0  299  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 JERK O'LANTERN 33-7742      82  32  1  304  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 BILLY THE KID 34-101        29  36  3  148  THE OUTLAWS (107)          MONUNTIAL
 WAILIN' VAN HALEN 35-845    64  53  2  225  RIFF-RAFF CREW (46)        MURSKA
 FLYING PIG 41-4605          69  14  0  231  HELL FROZEN OVER (1428)    KATI-TEI
 ST. GEORGE 43-5034          30  10  0  186  DEVIL SLAYERS (1472)       VEASTIAN
 BUTTERCUP 45-3416           30  22  1  173  MAX'S MIRACLE (845)        STORMCROWE
 FLESH HUNTER 47-6053        48  30  0  207  BAAL'S MINIONS (1431)      NORTH FORK
 KINGU 50-3575               37  41  0  180  MESOPOTAMIA (1433)         SNOWBOUND
 SLICE CONSTRUCT 56-3181     50  40  2  221  ANYWAYUSLICEIT (815)       ROCANIS
 CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373     58  91  4  186  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 CONTROVERSY 64-3914        100 125  1  271  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
 JACK TRIPPER 65-7376        28  30  0  116  LAUGH TRACK LORDS (1474)   DAL SHANG
 LEPER MESSIAH 72-3954       35  24  1  179  DEADLY RAGE (1453)         DRAGONHEAD
 VEAL SORENTO 74-4385        41  20  0  189  THE VENETIAN IV (1451)     DAYLA KIV
 FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125     80  99  2  204  GWAR (1235)                MAZGOURRAH
 WWW.QUAM.COM 82-4467        39  48  4  222  EASTERN HORDE 2 (994)      DWES EG
 THE SICKLY DWARF 84-24303   68  24  1  287  MILWAUKEE RULES (1409)     BLACKSTONE
 GOKU 96-2399                15  13  4   86  D B Z (1294)               OLD VALAMANTIS
 REPUGNANT 97-3677           97  43  4  328  SONS OF SATAN (1371)       SHADOW GROVE
 LUST 99-5216                24  19  5  179  HORDES OF HELL! (1460)     SOUTH RIDGE

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                     TRICK SHOULDER (52-1053) OTTO'S PARTS  (150) 
                        POSSUMS (82-23222) LEE SAYS SO  (3699) 
                  MEROBRYLLA (82-37956) SUPERIOR FORCES 5702  (6302) 
                       IRONPUSS (82-38621) METALLICATS  (6419) 
                 AFRAID TO SHOOT (82-43653) ROOKIE MAIDEN 47  (7323) 
                   BLACK ANGEL (82-46442) STONED ROOKIES 16  (7787) 
                     FLIGHT (82-46541) STONED ROOKIES 35  (7806) 
                   RUN LIKE HELL (82-52904) ROOKIE PINK 13  (8917) 
                  LEONARD FUNK (84-9258) MEDAL OF HONOR X10  (1679) 
                TENURED WHELP (84-15361) DA ORLANDO MOB XXIII  (2713) 
                  CAT MESSIAH (84-16763) THE INQUISITION IX  (2961) 
                   HAND ON THE PUMP (84-29220) CYPRESS HILL  (5177) 
                          FJORD (84-36346) IDIOCRACY  (4683) 
                CLICK STUPID LINKS (84-42122) 99 OF 100 USERS  (7321) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes