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Date   : 01/05/2017    Duedate: 01/18/2017

FREE BLADES ARENA

DM 103    TURN 703

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 STINKY MEAT 2/1454  3499 1962  27 64.1      DARKLINGS 74/1160
    LIMERITICS! 61/1492                       5 MAX'S MIRACL 45/845  127  133   2 48.8
    NERDS RULE! 17/1465                         RIFF-RAFF CREW 35/46
    HALLOWIENERS 33/1391                        ANYWAYUSLICEIT 56/815
    DEVIL SLAYERS 43/1472                       STRAGETY, DAMMIT! 32/1482
    DRAFT DODGERS 84/1394                     6 MY PETS 9/1272       464  518   2 47.3
    MAN OR BEAST? 19/1386                     7 GWAR 77/1235         722  814  11 47.0
    SONS OF SATAN 97/1371                       GWAR 82/1422
    THE INSTITUTE 78/1467                       D.R.I. 21/1416
    ANGELS OF PAIN 32/1241                      BIG TEN 3 82/1483
    DEVIL ADVOCATES 32/298                      IN SHINOLA 82/1485
    SATAN'S BLADES 56/1450                      DEADLY RAGE 72/1453
    SATAN'S KINGDOM 9/1461                      FEAR FACTORY 61/632
    ANGELIC KNIGHTS 16/1466                     HARVEST DAY 82/1486
    HORDES OF HELL! 99/1460                     MESOPOTAMIA 50/1433
    LEGIONS OF HELL 35/1462                     MY CARTOONS 72/1489
    LEGIONS' OF HELL 3/1403                     WHO DA MAN? 12/1414
    MILWAUKEE RULES 84/1409                     FEAR FACTORY 82/1420
    THE DEVIL'S OWN 13/1389                     BAAL'S MINIONS 47/1431
    THE VENETIAN IV 74/1451                     FEAR FACTORY 3 84/1487
    BLADES OF TERROR 12/1406                    FEAR FACTORY 4 84/1488
    HELL FROZEN OVER 41/1428                    MOONS OF KRYNN 82/1484
    WIDE WORLD OF... 84/1370                    FEAR FACTORY II 82/1411
    LAUGH TRACK LORDS 65/1474                   KARNHORN KARNAGE 9/1479
    LORDS OF DARKNESS 84/1408                   PANDORA'S CARDS 28/1481
    THE GRAIL KNIGHTS 15/1429                   DYNASTY WARRIORS 72/1490
    EVIL EATER BUNNIES 29/1446                  KARNHORN KARNAGE 19/1430
    COLLUSION UNLIMITED 84/1427                 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS 82/1435
  2 BLUNT FORCE 29/1491  244  142   2 63.2    8 FOOT OF PRI 35/1469   12   15   0 44.4
    HOUSE CANNITH 13/1473                     9-ENFORCERS 17/1480      8   10   0 44.4
    THE MOTHERSHIP 19/1078                      STRONGMEN 17/1476
  3 DB2 97/1295          329  275  10 54.5   10 CHEERS 47/1425       249  333   1 42.8
    D B Z 96/1294                            11 ASSORTED 32/578     1163 1602  20 42.1
    DEATH HORDE VI 82/997                       UNDER DURESS 64/743
    EASTERN HORDE 43/1493                       THUNDER CATS 74/1151
    EASTERN HORDE 2 82/994                   12 THE OUTLAWS 34/107     7   22   0 24.1
  4 CASTAWAYS 7/1301    1051  977  10 51.8   13 AIM TO MISB 15/1494    0    1   0  0.0

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     I can't believe the violence in FREE BLADES!  Or, well, I guess I can.  It's what 
you do, right?  I still haven't told Mom I'm writing spy reports.  That was somebody 
else who told her.  She did NOT have a cow!  She doesn't want, you know, a cow.  You 
have to milk them.

     I didn't do any "deep con caves," it's cold and dark down there, and I had 
problems up here anyway.  Because somebody BORROWED my skis, that's THEIR word, and we 
have maybe like two inches of snow.  The skis didn't do their thing, and this person 
who, um, I'm not going to name today got made and BROKE them because they didn't work.
     Fear Factory was most avoided by Angels of Pain.  Figures.  Some people just DO 
things like that, and Dark One is that people more than anybody.
     Fifty-seven fights, four challenges, a bunch of avoids, thirteen standbys, and 
one death.  AND Riff Raff and his guys wrote personals, cool!

So here are some of the fights, the challenges first:
     NEWT ROCKNE (19-5179) (54-37-1,206) of MAN OR BEAST? challenged FLESH HUNTER (47-
6053) (48-31-0,206) of BAAL'S MINIONS.  Straight across.  NEWT ROCKNE was bested by 
FLESH HUNTER in a 2 minute Challenge fight.  I guess Newt wasn't as much of a rock as 
he thought.
     APOCALYPSE (32-5711) (61-20-1,192) of ANGELS OF PAIN challenged JOE MAMA (21-
6771) (52-43-1,210) of D.R.I..  Up 18.  APOCALYPSE slimly won victory over JOE MAMA in 
a exciting 2 minute Challenge duel.  I dunno, exciting?  I guess it depends on where 
you were sitting, you know?
     REPUGNANT (97-3677) (97-44-4,196) of SONS OF SATAN challenged MIRED (82-46332) 
(30-33-2,200) of IN SHINOLA.  Up 4.  REPUGNANT was handily defeated by MIRED in a 1 
minute one-sided Challenge match.  Good.  That guy really is repugnant.
     BEAST FEAST (78-3115) (29-17-0,161) of THE INSTITUTE challenged VIOLENT 
PACIFICATION (21-6180) (35-28-0,164) of D.R.I..  Up 3.  BEAST FEAST was bested by 
VIOLENT PACIFICATION in a popular 3 minute Challenge fight.  This is, what, peace 
through extra blades?

The title fight:
     JERK O'LANTERN (33-7742) (83-32-1,317) of HALLOWIENERS fought HAPPY JACK (19-
4086) (53-46-3,234) of THE MOTHERSHIP.  JERK O'LANTERN devastated HAPPY JACK in a 
popular 2 minute bloody uneven Title brawl.  Pretty much what you'd expect.  I mean, 
the Dark One is like that guy named after a wild cow, I forget the name, but he didn't 
come here to lose, you know?

Fights by people who wrote personals:
     SLICE CONSTRUCT (56-3181) (51-40-2,233) of ANYWAYUSLICEIT fought CANNIBAL CORPSE 
(61-2373) (59-91-4,209) of FEAR FACTORY.  SLICE CONSTRUCT slimly won victory over 
CANNIBAL CORPSE in a 2 minute duel.  This was, like, major slicing and dicing.  
Cannibal probably deserved it, though.
     WHITE LION (35-859) (68-48-0,220) of RIFF-RAFF CREW fought SADDAM A GO-GO (82-
7155) (53-40-0,210) of GWAR.  WHITE LION handily defeated SADDAM A GO-GO in a exciting 
2 minute one-sided contest.  The Lion made Saddam go, go, go.
     MAD DOG RUSSO (19-5483) (40-14-1,250) of MAN OR BEAST? fought WAILIN' VAN HALEN 
(35-845) (64-54-2,203) of RIFF-RAFF CREW.  MAD DOG RUSSO bested WAILIN' VAN HALEN in a 
exciting 3 minute brutal fight.  Well, darn.  I was thinking of getting Wailin's 
autography, but his hands are all swollen.
     I couldn't find a fight for Buttercup, sorry.

And the death:
     SIR BUBBA THE BOLD (15-5249) (48-22-3,193) of THE GRAIL KNIGHTS fought AGONY 
GIGGLE (82-56593) (32-27-0,163) of CARNIVAL OF CHAOS.  SIR BUBBA THE BOLD executed 
AGONY GIGGLE in a 1 minute brutal one-sided fray.  Sir Bubba got forty points out of 
this, and I don't think it's fair.  We're just DRIVING people to kill by giving them 
extra points.  I don't get that.  I mean, even the Andorians reward kills, and they 
aren't supposed to be, like, bloodthirsty.  Oh, well, this stuff is all inscrutable.

                                        Debby T.

LORD-MARSHALL                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JERK O'LANTERN 33-7742       84  32  1  334  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TRUST BUSTER 1 32-5443       85  24  0  340  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 THE SICKLY DWARF 84-24303    70  24  1  325  MILWAUKEE RULES (1409)     BLACKSTONE
 THE WHITE RABBIT 29-5815     47  10  0  287  EVIL EATER BUNNIES (1446)  LAPUR
 PAM DEMONIUM 32-5551         79  40  1  277  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 SEKHAT 7-2251               119 148  4  275  CASTAWAYS (1301)           BONSUR
 SERGE 32-3549                92 132  0  268  ASSORTED (578)             ARVAT
 MAD DOG RUSSO 19-5483        41  14  1  263  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 SUBTERFUGE 84-38420          60  18  0  261  COLLUSION UNLIMITED (1427) BLACKSTONE

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FLYING PIG 41-4605           71  14  0  253  HELL FROZEN OVER (1428)    KATI-TEI
 BLASPHEMY 32-5332            45  18  1  251  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 COREY THE MOOSE 84-19615     76  44  0  245  DRAFT DODGERS (1394)       BLACKSTONE
 YAMA 82-11638                34  20  0  241  DEATH HORDE VI (997)       DWES EG
 WHITE LION 35-859            69  48  0  240  RIFF-RAFF CREW (46)        MURSKA
 SLICE CONSTRUCT 56-3181      52  40  2  239  ANYWAYUSLICEIT (815)       ROCANIS
 MIRED 82-46332               31  33  2  239  IN SHINOLA (1485)          DWES EG
 TIA MATTE 32-5321            92  54  0  233  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 SIR BUBBA THE BOLD 15-5249   49  22  4  233  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 PROPANE TORCH 61-2524        80  73  1  232  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 SEGUE 13-5394                71  31  0  232  THE DEVIL'S OWN (1389)     DULLENS
 TORTURE 35-4368              34  13  0  224  LEGIONS OF HELL (1462)     MURSKA
 FLESH HUNTER 47-6053         49  31  0  221  BAAL'S MINIONS (1431)      NORTH FORK
 3 LIBRAS 84-43047            26  20  0  218  FEAR FACTORY 3 (1487)      BLACKSTONE
 HYDROPONICUS 29-4605         75  76  0  216  BLUNT FORCE (1491)         LAPUR
-KID DYNAMITE 32-6091         48  41  2  216  STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1482)   ARVAT
 CONTROVERSY 64-3914         101 126  1  213  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
 THAI CHILI 82-56573          17  12  1  212  HARVEST DAY (1486)         DWES EG

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PUTRID DEFILER 19-4323       40  39  1  210  KARNHORN KARNAGE (1430)    ZUWAYZA
 APOCALYPSE 32-5711           62  20  1  209  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 SHADOW 84-26165              55  42  0  208  LORDS OF DARKNESS (1408)   BLACKSTONE
 LUST 99-5216                 26  19  5  208  HORDES OF HELL! (1460)     SOUTH RIDGE
 JOY OF LOSING 12-6600        47  49  1  206  WHO DA MAN? (1414)         RIZTAB
 THE SCYTHE 56-4456           37  27  0  206  SATAN'S BLADES (1450)      ROCANIS
 WAILIN' VAN HALEN 35-845     64  55  2  205  RIFF-RAFF CREW (46)        MURSKA
 FIGHTING ILLINI 82-41796     45  34  1  205  BIG TEN 3 (1483)           DWES EG
 JUSTIN CREDIBLE 21-6514      52  47  2  204  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 WHIFF 3-7295                 61  44  1  203  LEGIONS' OF HELL (1403)    OSKSI
 HAPPY JACK 19-4086           53  47  3  203  THE MOTHERSHIP (1078)      ZUWAYZA
 JOE MAMA 21-6771             52  44  1  203  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 RIGHTEOUS 16-6238            27  14  1  202  ANGELIC KNIGHTS (1466)     WILLAF
 LOSING IS FUN 12-6330        60  58  1  201  WHO DA MAN? (1414)         RIZTAB
 NEWT ROCKNE 19-5179          54  38  1  201  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 FLYING HELLFISH 82-7132      34  42  1  201  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1435)   DWES EG
 LEPER MESSIAH 72-3954        36  25  2  200  DEADLY RAGE (1453)         DRAGONHEAD
 CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373      59  92  4  199  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 CROUCHING HAMSTER 21-6184    51  74  1  199  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 FIRE IN BABYLON 84-43050     23  13  1  199  FEAR FACTORY 4 (1488)      BLACKSTONE
 HEADLESS NORSEMAN 33-7758    83  45  2  197  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 PANTHARR 74-807              40  32  2  197  THUNDER CATS (1151)        DAYLA KIV
-CLARK 32-2784                97 123  2  196  ASSORTED (578)             ARVAT
-JON 17-7447                  39  28  0  196  ENFORCERS (1480)           ALJAFIR
 SHEET WITH EYES 33-7740      55  14  0  195  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 REAGANOMICS 21-6182          53  62  1  195  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 SADDAM A GO-GO 82-7155       53  41  0  195  GWAR (1422)                DWES EG
 WWW.QUAM.COM 82-4467         40  49  4  194  EASTERN HORDE 2 (994)      DWES EG
 GUILLOTINE 12-6588           59  36  3  192  BLADES OF TERROR (1406)    RIZTAB
-TWIGGY RAMEIZ 82-7105        47  43  1  192  FEAR FACTORY II (1411)     DWES EG
 ZOMBIE RAGE 84-15614         52  35  0  189  WIDE WORLD OF... (1370)    BLACKSTONE
 SOLINARI 82-41826            24  28  2  189  MOONS OF KRYNN (1484)      DWES EG
 REPUGNANT 97-3677            97  45  4  188  SONS OF SATAN (1371)       SHADOW GROVE
 FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125      81 100  2  188  GWAR (1235)                MAZGOURRAH
-MANIPULATOR 64-3490          68 176  8  188  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
 ST. GEORGE 43-5034           31  11  0  188  DEVIL SLAYERS (1472)       VEASTIAN
 THE DARK KNIGHT 15-5250      48  21  0  186  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 TICKLES 9-3486               77 115  1  185  MY PETS (1272)             ZUKAL
 KICK INTHE TEETH 82-7173     52  50  4  185  GWAR (1422)                DWES EG
 VEAL SORENTO 74-4385         42  21  0  184  THE VENETIAN IV (1451)     DAYLA KIV
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843          96 203  2  183  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 EXPENDABLE YOUTH 9-4200      33  31  1  183  KARNHORN KARNAGE (1479)    ZUKAL

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 IRONTOWER 13-5482            32  17  0  182  HOUSE CANNITH (1473)       DULLENS

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-LITTLE DRAGON 32-6087        36  37  1  180  STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1482)   ARVAT
 LORD'S PRAYER 35-4456        46  45  1  179  FOOT OF PRIDE (1469)       MURSKA
 MGR THE MAGICIAN 15-5268     28  20  0  179  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 KID FUNKY FRIED 72-3950      22   9  1  179  DEADLY RAGE (1453)         DRAGONHEAD
 KINGU 50-3575                38  42  0  177  MESOPOTAMIA (1433)         SNOWBOUND
 CRAZED WILDEBEEST 9-5824     34  18  0  177  SATAN'S KINGDOM (1461)     ZUKAL
 VIOLENT PACIFICATION 21-6180 36  28  0  175  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
-BUTTERCUP 45-3416            30  23  1  170  MAX'S MIRACLE (845)        STORMCROWE
 BEAR GRYLLS 19-5185          38  17  0  169  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 AGONY GIGGLE 82-56593        32  28  0  168  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1435)   DWES EG
 FLAME SPIDER 61-3401         41  51  2  166  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 HEAD CHEESE 2-6081           31  30  1  165  STINKY MEAT (1454)         NIANIA
 POOR OLD TOM 82-7154         25  11  3  163  GWAR (1422)                DWES EG
 BEAST FEAST 78-3115          29  18  0  162  THE INSTITUTE (1467)       LIN TIRIAN
 JOHN WAYNE GACY 21-7988      35  35  0  161  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 SAND MAGGOT 61-3397          39  51  1  159  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-CHIRON 17-4235               28  30  3  149  STRONGMEN (1476)           ALJAFIR
 JACK TRIPPER 65-7376         30  30  0  145  LAUGH TRACK LORDS (1474)   DAL SHANG
 WEIRD SCIENCE 17-7551        28  33  0  142  NERDS RULE! (1465)         ALJAFIR
 CAO CAO 72-8791              31  29  1  141  DYNASTY WARRIORS (1490)    DRAGONHEAD
 BILLY THE KID 34-101         29  38  3  136  THE OUTLAWS (107)          MONUNTIAL
 TRANSFORMERS 72-8711         22  18  0  135  MY CARTOONS (1489)         DRAGONHEAD
 POSTMORTEM 82-7091           24  45  0  119  FEAR FACTORY (1420)        DWES EG
 GOKU 96-2399                 17  13  4  114  D B Z (1294)               OLD VALAMANTIS
 HAMBURGER TRAIN 82-56605     24  25  0  112  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1435)   DWES EG
 FREIZA 97-2823               19  11  3  109  DB2 (1295)                 SHADOW GROVE

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ATTILA THE BUM 21-7987       31  39  2  100  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 ADEMA 61-3093                33  27  0   97  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 HORROR OF YIG 82-56623       24  23  0   95  GWAR (1422)                DWES EG
 FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE 82-56620   24  34  0   93  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1435)   DWES EG

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 QUEEN OF PENTACLES 28-5294   23  18  0   89  PANDORA'S CARDS (1481)     MORYA
 MAN FROM NANTUCKET 61-3917   15   2  0   81  LIMERITICS! (1492)         JURINE
 MUSHAD 43-4287               17   5  1   78  EASTERN HORDE (1493)       VEASTIAN
 -10 ATTACK 21-7906           14  60  0   77  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 STYGIAN HAG 82-56568         28  35  0   69  FEAR FACTORY II (1411)     DWES EG
 PEACE 43-4306                16   2  0   67  EASTERN HORDE (1493)       VEASTIAN
 NICK TORTELLI 47-8176        16  11  0   54  CHEERS (1425)              NORTH FORK
 KALEY FRYE 15-5553           14  15  1   54  AIM TO MISBEHAVE (1494)    MALCORN
 HIP WADERS 82-56642          23  32  1   50  IN SHINOLA (1485)          DWES EG

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
AGONY GIGGLE 82-56593     32  28  0 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS 1435 SIR BUBBA THE BOL 15-5249 703

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Joy of Losing -- Thanks for the workout!  I haven't gone FI since my Golden Gloves 
days, back when I thought I wanted to be an AB. -- White Lion

Mad Dog Russo -- I started off so well, then... -- Wailin' Van Halen

Losing Is Fun -- Winning ain't bad, either. -- Slice Construct

Flattus Maximus -- I should've gone with Plan B: Wrap a cord around your legs, and 
hack you to pieces when you were on the ground.  Live and Learn. -- Buttercup

Debby T -- HOOK ME UP! I need the publicity. -- Riff-Raff

     Okay.  I can do this.  Um, hmm.  Okay, they're in code, but not the really bad 
     code.  The letters didn't, you know, change into not-letters like the really BAD 
     code does.  Some things were just never meant to write with, you know? -- Debby 
     P.S.  One of the things people were never meant to write with is a computer.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

NEWT ROCKNE was bested by FLESH HUNTER in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
APOCALYPSE slimly won victory over JOE MAMA in a exciting 2 minute Challenge duel.
REPUGNANT was handily defeated by MIRED in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
BEAST FEAST was bested by VIOLENT PACIFICATION in a popular 3 minute Challenge fight.
JERK O'LANTERN devastated HAPPY JACK in a popular 2 minute bloody uneven Title brawl.
GUILLOTINE was overpowered by PROPANE TORCH in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
SEGUE won victory over FIGHTING ILLINI in a 1 minute duel.
SLICE CONSTRUCT slimly won victory over CANNIBAL CORPSE in a 2 minute duel.
COREY THE MOOSE overpowered DREHVIN in a popular 2 minute gory uneven duel.
FLYING PIG savagely defeated PUTRID DEFILER in a popular 6 minute gory melee.
TORTURE subdued LEPER MESSIAH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
WHITE LION handily defeated SADDAM A GO-GO in a exciting 2 minute one-sided contest.
THE SICKLY DWARF overpowered ARUNDA ROCKTROLL in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
FLATTUS MAXIMUS was vanquished by THE SCYTHE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
SEKHAT overpowered KINGU in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
MAD DOG RUSSO bested WAILIN' VAN HALEN in a exciting 3 minute brutal fight.
SHEET WITH EYES was beaten by SERGE in a exciting 1 minute bout.
REAGANOMICS was defeated by RIGHTEOUS in a 2 minute bloody conflict.
WWW.QUAM.COM slimly lost to WHIFF in a popular 2 minute gruesome bout.
JUSTIN CREDIBLE was narrowly defeated by THE WHITE RABBIT in a 1 minute bout.
PAM DEMONIUM viciously subdued JOY OF LOSING in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory fray.
TRUST BUSTER 1 demolished DREHVIN in a action packed 2 minute brutal one-sided fight.
BLASPHEMY overpowered DREHVIN in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
SUBTERFUGE demolished ROBIN OF SHEW-WOOD in a action packed 1 minute one-sided melee.
TIA MATTE narrowly defeated LOSING IS FUN in a 2 minute brutal fray.
YAMA overcame ZOMBIE RAGE in a exciting 1 minute duel.
HYDROPONICUS defeated BEAR GRYLLS in a action packed 1 minute fight.
3 LIBRAS handily defeated MGR THE MAGICIAN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
LUST overpowered SOLINARI in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SHADOW savagely defeated ARUNDA ROCKTROLL in a action packed 3 minute brutal bout.
LORD'S PRAYER was devastated by FLYING HELLFISH in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ST. GEORGE subdued POOR OLD TOM in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
SIR BUBBA THE BOLD executed AGONY GIGGLE in a 1 minute brutal one-sided fray.
IRONTOWER was subdued by FIRE IN BABYLON in a exciting 1 minute conflict.
CONTROVERSY vanquished EXPENDABLE YOUTH in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
THAI CHILI overpowered TICKLES in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided competition.
CRAZED WILDEBEEST lost to CROUCHING HAMSTER in a popular 2 minute match.
PANTHARR demolished FLAME SPIDER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal uneven duel.
SLEEPWALKER was overcome by THE DARK KNIGHT in a 2 minute duel.
KICK INTHE TEETH handily defeated HEAD CHEESE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
VEAL SORENTO handily defeated JOHN WAYNE GACY in a 1 minute mismatched melee.
KID FUNKY FRIED was demolished by HEADLESS NORSEMAN in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BILLY THE KID was demolished by SAND MAGGOT in a popular 2 minute gory uneven fight.
JACK TRIPPER handily defeated FREIZA in a action packed 1 minute mismatched bout.
FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE was demolished by GOKU in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
WEIRD SCIENCE savagely defeated POSTMORTEM in a popular 4 minute bloody fight.
TRANSFORMERS was devastated by MAREI in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
CAO CAO devastated XHUGHA KARGARIT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
ATTILA THE BUM was overpowered by MAREI in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
HAMBURGER TRAIN demolished ROSELLA in a 3 minute mismatched contest.
HIP WADERS was overpowered by PEACE in a 1 minute bloody uneven bout.
HORROR OF YIG defeated ROSELLA in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bloody fight.
STYGIAN HAG bested NICK TORTELLI in a exciting 3 minute gory bout.
MAN FROM NANTUCKET was outwaited by ADEMA in a crowd pleasing 11 minute brutal match.
MUSHAD handily defeated KALEY FRYE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
QUEEN OF PENTACLES overpowered BITTER ALMOND in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
-10 ATTACK was savagely defeated by ROSELLA in a action packed 5 minute gory duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      32         WALL OF STEEL     35 -  18 -  0      66  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  24         TOTAL PARRY       28 -  19 -  0      60  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  9         AIMED BLOW       147 - 104 -  0      59  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      8         PARRY-RIPOSTE     14 -  11 -  0      56  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    8         STRIKING ATTACK   52 -  43 -  0      55  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   8         LUNGING ATTACK   103 -  94 -  3      52  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         SLASHING ATTACK   15 -  14 -  2      52  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   2 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         PARRY-LUNGE       10 -  18 -  0      36  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         BASHING ATTACK    23 -  45 -  0      34  |

Turn 703 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     2 -  6         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    6 -  3     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         3  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        5 -  3                                       2  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK    14 - 10                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
AIMED BLOW        17 - 15                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  2                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  2     
WALL OF STEEL      4 -  4     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   JERK O'LANTERN 33-7742     84  32  1  334 HALLOWIENERS (1391)
AIMED BLOW       TRUST BUSTER 1 32-5443     85  24  0  340 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)
WALL OF STEEL    PAM DEMONIUM 32-5551       79  40  1  277 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)
STRIKING ATTACK  SEKHAT 7-2251             119 148  4  275 CASTAWAYS (1301)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    MAD DOG RUSSO 19-5483      41  14  1  263 MAN OR BEAST? (1386)
TOTAL PARRY      FLYING PIG 41-4605         71  14  0  253 HELL FROZEN OVER (1428)
SLASHING ATTACK  MIRED 82--19204            31  33  2  239 IN SHINOLA (1485)
PARRY-STRIKE     PUTRID DEFILER 19-4323     40  39  1  210 KARNHORN KARNAGE (1430)
BASHING ATTACK   FIGHTING ILLINI 82--23740  45  34  1  205 BIG TEN 3 (1483)
PARRY-LUNGE      PANTHARR 74-807            40  32  2  197 THUNDER CATS (1151)

The overall popularity leader is SLEEPWALKER 74-2843.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was PUTRID DEFILER 19-4323.  The ten other most popular fighters were MAN FROM 
NANTUCKET 61-3917, BEAST FEAST 78-3115, WEIRD SCIENCE 17-7551, HORROR OF YIG 
82--8913, STYGIAN HAG 82--8968, JERK O'LANTERN 33-7742, MAD DOG RUSSO 19-5483, TRUST 
BUSTER 1 32-5443, APOCALYPSE 32-5711, and MIRED 82--19204.

The least popular fighter this week was KALEY FRYE 15-5553.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were HIP WADERS 82--8894, ATTILA THE BUM 21-7987, TRANSFORMERS 
72-8711, KID FUNKY FRIED 72-3950, JOHN WAYNE GACY 21-7988, FLAME SPIDER 61-3401, 
EXPENDABLE YOUTH 9-4200, AGONY GIGGLE 82--8943, SOLINARI 82--23710, and KINGU 
50-3575.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
NIANIA(2)            0  1 0  LAPUR(29)            2  0 0  KURUKAR(64)          1  0 0  
OSKSI(3)             1  0 0  ARVAT(32)            6  0 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            1  0 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   2  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  3 0  
ZUKAL(9)             0  3 0  MONUNTIAL(34)        0  1 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        2  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           0  3 0  MURSKA(35)           2  2 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       0  1 0  
DULLENS(13)          1  1 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  0 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       0  1 0  
MALCORN(15)          2  2 1  VEASTIAN(43)         3  0 0  DWES EG(82)          8  9 0  
WILLAF(16)           1  0 0  NORTH FORK(47)       1  1 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       6  1 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  0 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        0  1 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   1  0 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          1  4 0  ROCANIS(56)          2  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     0  2 0  
SUNSET(21)           2  6 0  JURINE(61)           3  3 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  0 0  
MORYA(28)            1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HEAD CHEESE 2-6081          31  30  1  165  STINKY MEAT (1454)         NIANIA
 WHIFF 3-7295                61  44  1  203  LEGIONS' OF HELL (1403)    OSKSI
 SEKHAT 7-2251              119 148  4  275  CASTAWAYS (1301)           BONSUR
 TICKLES 9-3486              77 115  1  185  MY PETS (1272)             ZUKAL
 JOY OF LOSING 12-6600       47  49  1  206  WHO DA MAN? (1414)         RIZTAB
 SEGUE 13-5394               71  31  0  232  THE DEVIL'S OWN (1389)     DULLENS
 SIR BUBBA THE BOLD 15-5249  49  22  4  233  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 RIGHTEOUS 16-6238           27  14  1  202  ANGELIC KNIGHTS (1466)     WILLAF
 WEIRD SCIENCE 17-7551       28  33  0  142  NERDS RULE! (1465)         ALJAFIR
 MAD DOG RUSSO 19-5483       41  14  1  263  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 JUSTIN CREDIBLE 21-6514     52  47  2  204  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 QUEEN OF PENTACLES 28-5294  23  18  0   89  PANDORA'S CARDS (1481)     MORYA
 THE WHITE RABBIT 29-5815    47  10  0  287  EVIL EATER BUNNIES (1446)  LAPUR
 TRUST BUSTER 1 32-5443      85  24  0  340  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 JERK O'LANTERN 33-7742      84  32  1  334  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 BILLY THE KID 34-101        29  38  3  136  THE OUTLAWS (107)          MONUNTIAL
 WHITE LION 35-859           69  48  0  240  RIFF-RAFF CREW (46)        MURSKA
 FLYING PIG 41-4605          71  14  0  253  HELL FROZEN OVER (1428)    KATI-TEI
 ST. GEORGE 43-5034          31  11  0  188  DEVIL SLAYERS (1472)       VEASTIAN
 FLESH HUNTER 47-6053        49  31  0  221  BAAL'S MINIONS (1431)      NORTH FORK
 KINGU 50-3575               38  42  0  177  MESOPOTAMIA (1433)         SNOWBOUND
 SLICE CONSTRUCT 56-3181     52  40  2  239  ANYWAYUSLICEIT (815)       ROCANIS
 PROPANE TORCH 61-2524       80  73  1  232  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 CONTROVERSY 64-3914        101 126  1  213  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
 JACK TRIPPER 65-7376        30  30  0  145  LAUGH TRACK LORDS (1474)   DAL SHANG
 LEPER MESSIAH 72-3954       36  25  2  200  DEADLY RAGE (1453)         DRAGONHEAD
 PANTHARR 74-807             40  32  2  197  THUNDER CATS (1151)        DAYLA KIV
 FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125     81 100  2  188  GWAR (1235)                MAZGOURRAH
 BEAST FEAST 78-3115         29  18  0  162  THE INSTITUTE (1467)       LIN TIRIAN
 YAMA 82-11638               34  20  0  241  DEATH HORDE VI (997)       DWES EG
 THE SICKLY DWARF 84-24303   70  24  1  325  MILWAUKEE RULES (1409)     BLACKSTONE
 GOKU 96-2399                17  13  4  114  D B Z (1294)               OLD VALAMANTIS
 REPUGNANT 97-3677           97  45  4  188  SONS OF SATAN (1371)       SHADOW GROVE
 LUST 99-5216                26  19  5  208  HORDES OF HELL! (1460)     SOUTH RIDGE