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Date : 01/19/2017 Duedate: 02/01/2017
FREE BLADES ARENA
DM 103 TURN 704
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 STINKY MEAT 2/1454 3528 1970 27 64.2 DARKLINGS 74/1160
LIMERITICS! 61/1492 5 ENFORCERS 17/1480 10 10 0 50.0
NERDS RULE! 17/1465 STRONGMEN 17/1476
HALLOWIENERS 33/1391 6 MAX'S MIRACL 45/845 129 135 2 48.9
DEVIL SLAYERS 43/1472 RIFF-RAFF CREW 35/46
DRAFT DODGERS 84/1394 ANYWAYUSLICEIT 56/815
MAN OR BEAST? 19/1386 7 MY PETS 9/1272 464 519 2 47.2
SONS OF SATAN 97/1371 8 GWAR 77/1235 735 843 11 46.6
THE INSTITUTE 78/1467 GWAR 82/1422
ANGELS OF PAIN 32/1241 D.R.I. 21/1416
DEVIL ADVOCATES 32/298 BIG TEN 3 82/1483
SATAN'S BLADES 56/1450 IN SHINOLA 82/1485
SATAN'S KINGDOM 9/1461 DEADLY RAGE 72/1453
ANGELIC KNIGHTS 16/1466 FEAR FACTORY 61/632
HORDES OF HELL! 99/1460 HARVEST DAY 82/1486
LEGIONS OF HELL 35/1462 MESOPOTAMIA 50/1433
LEGIONS' OF HELL 3/1403 MY CARTOONS 72/1489
MILWAUKEE RULES 84/1409 WHO DA MAN? 12/1414
THE DEVIL'S OWN 13/1389 FEAR FACTORY 82/1420
THE VENETIAN IV 74/1451 BAAL'S MINIONS 47/1431
BLADES OF TERROR 12/1406 FEAR FACTORY 3 84/1487
HELL FROZEN OVER 41/1428 FEAR FACTORY 4 84/1488
WIDE WORLD OF... 84/1370 MOONS OF KRYNN 82/1484
LAUGH TRACK LORDS 65/1474 FEAR FACTORY II 82/1411
LORDS OF DARKNESS 84/1408 KARNHORN KARNAGE 9/1479
THE GRAIL KNIGHTS 15/1429 PANDORA'S CARDS 28/1481
EVIL EATER BUNNIES 29/1446 DYNASTY WARRIORS 72/1490
COLLUSION UNLIMITED 84/1427 KARNHORN KARNAGE 19/1430
2 BLUNT FORCE 29/1491 247 142 2 63.5 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS 82/1435
HOUSE CANNITH 13/1473 9 CHEERS 47/1425 250 333 1 42.9
THE MOTHERSHIP 19/1078 10 FOOT OF PRI 35/1469 12 16 0 42.9
3-DB2 97/1295 329 275 10 54.5 11 ASSORTED 32/578 1164 1604 20 42.1
D B Z 96/1294 UNDER DURESS 64/743
DEATH HORDE VI 82/997 THUNDER CATS 74/1151
EASTERN HORDE 43/1493 12-THE OUTLAWS 34/107 7 22 0 24.1
EASTERN HORDE 2 82/994 13-AIM TO MISB 15/1494 0 1 0 0.0
4 CASTAWAYS 7/1301 1052 978 10 51.8
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Okay, okay, here I am. Did you know that on THIS Isle, we've got a cold rain?
Talk about a day to be somewhere else! But Riff Raff wrote me a personal, so I'll do
this back for him. Um, something? That doesn't sound quite like I meant it.
Probably because of the guy with the posthole digger. NOT the most fun I ever had.
My poor mouth!
Still, a spy report. Zontani did the notes. I can work with it anyway. Well,
better than anyway, maybe, I mean, he found a lot to talk about. That's good today,
because my ear is bubbling, and it feels really strange. And it wasn't even MY mouth,
it was Fred's!
Oh! And here's Zontani's standard warning: "Heed this! A seer has warned that
if exactly 6 die in duels this week, the whole city shall perish! Just remember...5
or 7!" He always comes out with this one. Not in, like, EVERY spy report, but often.
Maybe it works in the Basic arenas, but how can it work here where nobody really dies?
So, like, chill. The city will not perish. Not that WE had any temporary deaths
anyway.
And Zontani said, "I have been in deep conclave with my spies who watched all
that has recently transpired." Where does he GET the spies? I mean, I LOOKED. But
they weren't in the phone book, you know?
Oh, sorry. I had to go lie down for a few minutes. And it wasn't even MY tooth,
it was Fred's. Why should *I* have to lie down because Fred's tooth had an umbrella
stuck in it. Or, you know, something like that.
Fear Factory was most avoided. Living up to their, you know, name. Angels of
Pain avoided them most.
Irontower was most challenged.
So, 54 fights, 20 challenges, 12 standbys, and I'm pretty sure nobody died.
PAM DEMONIUM (32-5551) (79-40-1,277) of DEVIL ADVOCATES TV challenged SERGE
(32-3549) (92-132-0,268) of ASSORTED. Down 9. That isn't much. PAM DEMONIUM bested
SERGE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge fight.
SEGUE (13-5394) (71-31-0,232) of THE DEVIL'S OWN challenged PROPANE TORCH (61-
2524) (80-73-1,232) of FEAR FACTORY. Straight across. A true Free Blades challenge,
or something. SEGUE slimly won victory over PROPANE TORCH in a 2 minute Challenge
battle.
MIRED (82-46332) (31-33-2,239) of IN SHINOLA challenged IRONTOWER (13-5482) (32-
17-0,182) of HOUSE CANNITH. Down, um. Lots. MIRED was overcome by IRONTOWER in a
popular 1 minute Challenge match. Zontani said, "MIRED must really be harboring a
grudge against the HOUSE CANNITH guild! Merciless, 57 challenged down IRONTOWER
points this week to duel with he. Surprising everyone, IRONTOWER subdued MIRED,
earning 15 points of recognition in the process!"
LEPER MESSIAH (72-3954) (36-25-2,200) of DEADLY RAGE challenged COREY THE MOOSE
(84-19615) (76-44-0,245) of DRAFT DODGERS. Up 45. LEPER MESSIAH vanquished COREY THE
MOOSE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl. "A knave's just desserts are the
sweetest victory. Give LEPER MESSIAH credit for hers courage. Did you note how she
challenged COREY THE MOOSE despite the 45 point difference in their rankings? The
DEADLY RAGE stable will be up late tonight, for indeed it was LEPER MESSIAH who
claimed victory in the contest, ascending 26 in recognition!"
EXPENDABLE YOUTH (9-4200) (33-31-1,183) of KARNHORN KARNAGE challenged JON (17-
7447) (39-28-0,196) of ENFORCERS. Up 13. EXPENDABLE YOUTH was defeated by JON in a
exciting 1 minute Challenge fight. That thirteen points is, like, a really unlucky
number. But it was a good try.
SHEET WITH EYES (33-7740) (55-14-0,195) of HALLOWIENERS challenged JOE MAMA (21-
6771) (52-44-1,203) of D.R.I.. Up 8. SHEET WITH EYES devastated JOE MAMA in a
popular 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl. I wouldn't like going to bed and finding
that my sheet had eyes. It'd put me off sleeping.
WAILIN' VAN HALEN (35-845) (64-55-2,205) of RIFF-RAFF CREW challenged
HYDROPONICUS (29-4605) (75-76-0,216) of BLUNT FORCE. Up 11. WAILIN' VAN HALEN was
overpowered by HYDROPONICUS in a 2 minute Challenge brawl. Hydro-whatsis, that's
growing lettuce in your cat's water dish or something, isn't it? My cat never liked
it when I tried that.
FIGHTING ILLINI (82-41796) (45-34-1,205) of BIG TEN 3 challenged HAPPY JACK (19-
4086) (53-47-3,203) of THE MOTHERSHIP. Down 2. FIGHTING ILLINI was overpowered by
HAPPY JACK in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee. So Jack was happy, at least. He
went out and had pancakes. I'm not sure why, it just came to me.
KICK INTHE TEETH (82-7173) (52-50-4,185) of GWAR challenged VEAL SORENTO (74-
4385) (42-21-0,184) of THE VENETIAN IV. Down 1, which hardly counts. KICK INTHE
TEETH lost to VEAL SORENTO in a 1 minute Challenge duel. Does this mean the Veal was,
you know, tough?
JUSTIN CREDIBLE (21-6514) (52-47-2,204) of D.R.I. challenged BLASPHEMY (32-5332)
(45-18-1,251) of ANGELS OF PAIN. Up 47, or something around there. JUSTIN CREDIBLE
was overpowered by BLASPHEMY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel. Zontani said, "At
the gambling halls I have started to bet money on JUSTIN CREDIBLE. He has got the
courage it takes. Witness his challenge this turn against BLASPHEMY! In the end
JUSTIN CREDIBLE lost to BLASPHEMY, a "sharp" reminder that higher recognition is an
indication of greater skill. Still, it was a worthy bout!" Just in case you
wondered, Zontani did NOT bet on Justin. We have Rules about that.
SADDAM A GO-GO (82-7155) (53-41-0,195) of GWAR challenged WHITE LION (35-859)
(69-48-0,240) of RIFF-RAFF CREW. Up 45. This is nuts. SADDAM A GO-GO was
overpowered by WHITE LION in a 2 minute uneven Challenge match. See, nuts.
APOCALYPSE (32-5711) (62-20-1,209) of ANGELS OF PAIN challenged PUTRID DEFILER
(19-4323) (40-39-1,210) of KARNHORN KARNAGE. Up 1. APOCALYPSE overpowered PUTRID
DEFILER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match. Gosh, I hope so! Apocalypse came in
with all kinds of good stuff and just CLEANED UP.
FLATTUS MAXIMUS (77-2125) (81-100-2,188) of GWAR challenged TORTURE (35-4368)
(34-13-0,224) of LEGIONS OF HELL. Up 36. FLATTUS MAXIMUS devastated TORTURE in a 2
minute one-sided Challenge battle. Zontani, or someboy, gave FLATTUS MAXIMUS credit
for his courage. Did you note how he challenged TORTURE despite the 36 point
difference in their rankings? Do not the gods reward courage? FLATTUS MAXIMUS it was
that claimed victory in the bout, while also rising 30 points in recognition.
FIRE IN BABYLON (84-43050) (23-13-1,199) of FEAR FACTORY 4 challenged THE DARK
KNIGHT (15-5250) (48-21-0,186) of THE GRAIL KNIGHTS. Down 13. FIRE IN BABYLON was
handily defeated by THE DARK KNIGHT in a 1 minute conflict. See? I told you thirteen
was an unlucky number.
KINGU (50-3575) (38-42-0,177) of MESOPOTAMIA challenged MGR THE MAGICIAN (15-
5268) (28-20-0,179) of THE GRAIL KNIGHTS. Up 2. KINGU lost to MGR THE MAGICIAN in a
crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge bout. I'm not sure why the crowd was pleased. It
was an okay fight, but still.
JOHN WAYNE GACY (21-7988) (35-35-0,161) of D.R.I. challenged BEAR GRYLLS (19-
5185) (38-17-0,169) of MAN OR BEAST?. Up 8. JOHN WAYNE GACY was vanquished by BEAR
GRYLLS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray. What I think is, John Wayne, um, Gacy,
he needs a ten gallon hat to wear into his fights.
POOR OLD TOM (82-7154) (25-11-3,163) of GWAR challenged BEAST FEAST (78-3115)
(29-18-0,162) of THE INSTITUTE. Down 1. POOR OLD TOM was bested by BEAST FEAST in a
crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge brawl. I'm glad the stewards stopped the beast
from, you know, feasting. That would have been totally gross.
AGONY GIGGLE (82-56593) (32-28-0,168) of CARNIVAL OF CHAOS challenged BUTTERCUP
(45-3416) (30-23-1,170) of MAX'S MIRACLE. Up 2. AGONY GIGGLE was defeated by
BUTTERCUP in a 2 minute Challenge bout. It was probably the sand. Do you know how
much sand can stick to a cup of butter? Lots.
KID FUNKY FRIED (72-3950) (22-9-1,179) of DEADLY RAGE challenged HEADLESS
NORSEMAN (33-7758) (83-45-2,197) of HALLOWIENERS. Up 18? Something like that.
Nobody ever said I had to do MATH in the spy report. KID FUNKY FRIED was demolished
by HEADLESS NORSEMAN in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
The last challenge: HIP WADERS (82-56642) (23-32-1,50) of IN SHINOLA challenged
MAN FROM NANTUCKET (61-3917) (15-2-0,81) of LIMERITICS!. Up 31. HIP WADERS was
overpowered by MAN FROM NANTUCKET in a 2 minute Challenge fight. Zontani said, he's
such a liar, "At the gambling halls I have started to bet money on HIP WADERS. He has
got the courage it takes. Witness his challenge this turn against MAN FROM NANTUCKET!
Truth to tell, HIP WADERS did not come out of the fight a winner, but he managed to
capture much attention, gaining 2 in recognition." Not betting. But Hip got a lot of
attention, and maybe it wasn't such a good thing.
For the title:
JERK O'LANTERN (33-7742) (84-32-1,334) of HALLOWIENERS fought SLICE CONSTRUCT
(56-3181) (52-40-2,239) of ANYWAYUSLICEIT. JERK O'LANTERN devastated SLICE CONSTRUCT
in a 2 minute one-sided Title contest. Nobody challenges Jerk, because they can't,
like, defeat him. He's too hot. Probably because of the candle in his head.
One last match that Zontani mentioned, I said he found a lot to talk about,
didn't I?
FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE (82-56620) (24-34-0,93) of CARNIVAL OF CHAOS fought BITTER
ALMOND (103-41) (14-16-4,50) of The Guys. FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE was devastated by BITTER
ALMOND in a 1 minute one-sided match. Funnel lost 32 points on this, which must have
been embarrassing.
And that's it for today.
-- Debby T.
LORD-MARSHALL W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JERK O'LANTERN 33-7742 85 32 1 353 HALLOWIENERS (1391) NIATOLI ISLAND
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TRUST BUSTER 1 32-5443 86 24 0 354 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298) ARVAT
THE WHITE RABBIT 29-5815 48 10 0 301 EVIL EATER BUNNIES (1446) LAPUR
MAD DOG RUSSO 19-5483 42 14 1 285 MAN OR BEAST? (1386) ZUWAYZA
PAM DEMONIUM 32-5551 80 40 1 283 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298) ARVAT
SEKHAT 7-2251 120 148 4 282 CASTAWAYS (1301) BONSUR
SUBTERFUGE 84-38420 61 18 0 282 COLLUSION UNLIMITED (1427) BLACKSTONE
FLYING PIG 41-4605 72 14 0 276 HELL FROZEN OVER (1428) KATI-TEI
BLASPHEMY 32-5332 46 18 1 265 ANGELS OF PAIN (1241) ARVAT
WHITE LION 35-859 70 48 0 256 RIFF-RAFF CREW (46) MURSKA
3 LIBRAS 84-43047 27 20 0 249 FEAR FACTORY 3 (1487) BLACKSTONE
SIR BUBBA THE BOLD 15-5249 50 22 4 246 THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429) MALCORN
SEGUE 13-5394 72 31 0 242 THE DEVIL'S OWN (1389) DULLENS
TIA MATTE 32-5321 93 54 0 241 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298) ARVAT
-YAMA 82-11638 34 20 0 241 DEATH HORDE VI (997) DWES EG
HYDROPONICUS 29-4605 76 76 0 232 BLUNT FORCE (1491) LAPUR
CONTROVERSY 64-3914 102 126 1 229 UNDER DURESS (743) KURUKAR
LEPER MESSIAH 72-3954 37 25 2 226 DEADLY RAGE (1453) DRAGONHEAD
APOCALYPSE 32-5711 63 20 1 221 ANGELS OF PAIN (1241) ARVAT
THE SCYTHE 56-4456 38 27 0 221 SATAN'S BLADES (1450) ROCANIS
HAPPY JACK 19-4086 54 47 3 220 THE MOTHERSHIP (1078) ZUWAYZA
FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125 82 100 2 218 GWAR (1235) MAZGOURRAH
REAGANOMICS 21-6182 54 62 1 216 D.R.I. (1416) SUNSET
FLYING HELLFISH 82-7132 35 42 1 216 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1435) DWES EG
SHEET WITH EYES 33-7740 56 14 0 213 HALLOWIENERS (1391) NIATOLI ISLAND
WHIFF 3-7295 62 44 1 212 LEGIONS' OF HELL (1403) OSKSI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SHADOW 84-26165 56 42 0 210 LORDS OF DARKNESS (1408) BLACKSTONE
HEADLESS NORSEMAN 33-7758 84 45 2 209 HALLOWIENERS (1391) NIATOLI ISLAND
THE DARK KNIGHT 15-5250 49 21 0 209 THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429) MALCORN
SERGE 32-3549 92 133 0 208 ASSORTED (578) ARVAT
PROPANE TORCH 61-2524 80 74 1 206 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373 60 92 4 205 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
SLICE CONSTRUCT 56-3181 52 41 2 204 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (815) ROCANIS
ST. GEORGE 43-5034 32 11 0 204 DEVIL SLAYERS (1472) VEASTIAN
PUTRID DEFILER 19-4323 40 40 1 201 KARNHORN KARNAGE (1430) ZUWAYZA
FLESH HUNTER 47-6053 49 32 0 200 BAAL'S MINIONS (1431) NORTH FORK
JON 17-7447 40 28 0 200 ENFORCERS (1480) ALJAFIR
SAND MAGGOT 61-3397 40 51 1 199 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
GUILLOTINE 12-6588 60 36 3 198 BLADES OF TERROR (1406) RIZTAB
ZOMBIE RAGE 84-15614 53 35 0 198 WIDE WORLD OF... (1370) BLACKSTONE
JOE MAMA 21-6771 52 45 1 198 D.R.I. (1416) SUNSET
PANTHARR 74-807 40 33 2 198 THUNDER CATS (1151) DAYLA KIV
THE SICKLY DWARF 84-24303 70 25 1 197 MILWAUKEE RULES (1409) BLACKSTONE
JUSTIN CREDIBLE 21-6514 52 48 2 197 D.R.I. (1416) SUNSET
JOY OF LOSING 12-6600 47 50 1 197 WHO DA MAN? (1414) RIZTAB
IRONTOWER 13-5482 33 17 0 197 HOUSE CANNITH (1473) DULLENS
LOSING IS FUN 12-6330 60 59 1 195 WHO DA MAN? (1414) RIZTAB
-WWW.QUAM.COM 82-4467 40 49 4 194 EASTERN HORDE 2 (994) DWES EG
COREY THE MOOSE 84-19615 76 45 0 193 DRAFT DODGERS (1394) BLACKSTONE
HEAD CHEESE 2-6081 32 30 1 193 STINKY MEAT (1454) NIANIA
SADDAM A GO-GO 82-7155 53 42 0 192 GWAR (1422) DWES EG
FIGHTING ILLINI 82-41796 45 35 1 192 BIG TEN 3 (1483) DWES EG
SOLINARI 82-41826 24 29 2 192 MOONS OF KRYNN (1484) DWES EG
WAILIN' VAN HALEN 35-845 64 56 2 191 RIFF-RAFF CREW (46) MURSKA
VEAL SORENTO 74-4385 43 21 0 191 THE VENETIAN IV (1451) DAYLA KIV
MIRED 82-46332 31 34 2 191 IN SHINOLA (1485) DWES EG
THAI CHILI 82-56573 17 13 1 191 HARVEST DAY (1486) DWES EG
LUST 99-5216 26 20 5 190 HORDES OF HELL! (1460) SOUTH RIDGE
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SLEEPWALKER 74-2843 96 204 2 189 DARKLINGS (1160) DAYLA KIV
FIRE IN BABYLON 84-43050 23 14 1 189 FEAR FACTORY 4 (1488) BLACKSTONE
RIGHTEOUS 16-6238 27 15 1 187 ANGELIC KNIGHTS (1466) WILLAF
KICK INTHE TEETH 82-7173 52 51 4 185 GWAR (1422) DWES EG
TORTURE 35-4368 34 14 0 185 LEGIONS OF HELL (1462) MURSKA
EXPENDABLE YOUTH 9-4200 33 32 1 185 KARNHORN KARNAGE (1479) ZUKAL
MGR THE MAGICIAN 15-5268 29 20 0 184 THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429) MALCORN
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KID FUNKY FRIED 72-3950 22 10 1 180 DEADLY RAGE (1453) DRAGONHEAD
TICKLES 9-3486 77 116 1 179 MY PETS (1272) ZUKAL
CRAZED WILDEBEEST 9-5824 35 18 0 179 SATAN'S KINGDOM (1461) ZUKAL
BEAR GRYLLS 19-5185 39 17 0 178 MAN OR BEAST? (1386) ZUWAYZA
BEAST FEAST 78-3115 30 18 0 178 THE INSTITUTE (1467) LIN TIRIAN
LORD'S PRAYER 35-4456 46 46 1 177 FOOT OF PRIDE (1469) MURSKA
KINGU 50-3575 38 43 0 176 MESOPOTAMIA (1433) SNOWBOUND
VIOLENT PACIFICATION 21-6180 36 29 0 176 D.R.I. (1416) SUNSET
BUTTERCUP 45-3416 31 23 1 176 MAX'S MIRACLE (845) STORMCROWE
CROUCHING HAMSTER 21-6184 51 75 1 173 D.R.I. (1416) SUNSET
REPUGNANT 97-3677 97 46 4 170 SONS OF SATAN (1371) SHADOW GROVE
NEWT ROCKNE 19-5179 54 39 1 169 MAN OR BEAST? (1386) ZUWAYZA
FLAME SPIDER 61-3401 41 52 2 169 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
AGONY GIGGLE 82-56593 32 29 0 167 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1435) DWES EG
CAO CAO 72-8791 32 29 1 164 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1490) DRAGONHEAD
POOR OLD TOM 82-7154 25 12 3 163 GWAR (1422) DWES EG
JOHN WAYNE GACY 21-7988 35 36 0 159 D.R.I. (1416) SUNSET
CHIRON 17-4235 29 30 3 151 STRONGMEN (1476) ALJAFIR
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TRANSFORMERS 72-8711 23 18 0 150 MY CARTOONS (1489) DRAGONHEAD
JACK TRIPPER 65-7376 31 30 0 147 LAUGH TRACK LORDS (1474) DAL SHANG
-BILLY THE KID 34-101 29 38 3 136 THE OUTLAWS (107) MONUNTIAL
WEIRD SCIENCE 17-7551 28 34 0 129 NERDS RULE! (1465) ALJAFIR
POSTMORTEM 82-7091 24 46 0 125 FEAR FACTORY (1420) DWES EG
ATTILA THE BUM 21-7987 32 39 2 123 D.R.I. (1416) SUNSET
HAMBURGER TRAIN 82-56605 24 26 0 122 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1435) DWES EG
-GOKU 96-2399 17 13 4 114 D B Z (1294) OLD VALAMANTIS
-FREIZA 97-2823 19 11 3 109 DB2 (1295) SHADOW GROVE
HORROR OF YIG 82-56623 25 23 0 107 GWAR (1422) DWES EG
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
QUEEN OF PENTACLES 28-5294 24 18 0 100 PANDORA'S CARDS (1481) MORYA
ADEMA 61-3093 33 28 0 99 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
STYGIAN HAG 82-56568 29 35 0 97 FEAR FACTORY II (1411) DWES EG
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MAN FROM NANTUCKET 61-3917 16 2 0 84 LIMERITICS! (1492) JURINE
-MUSHAD 43-4287 17 5 1 78 EASTERN HORDE (1493) VEASTIAN
NICK TORTELLI 47-8176 17 11 0 77 CHEERS (1425) NORTH FORK
-PEACE 43-4306 16 2 0 67 EASTERN HORDE (1493) VEASTIAN
FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE 82-56620 24 35 0 61 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1435) DWES EG
-10 ATTACK 21-7906 14 61 0 57 D.R.I. (1416) SUNSET
-KALEY FRYE 15-5553 14 15 1 54 AIM TO MISBEHAVE (1494) MALCORN
HIP WADERS 82-56642 23 33 1 52 IN SHINOLA (1485) DWES EG
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Saddam A Go-Go -- Sorry about the groin shot. I swear I was aiming stomach. -- White
Lion, sympathetic
Mad Dog Russo -- I may not be winning, but you ARE my training good luck charm! --
Wailin' Van Halen
Cannibal Corpse -- *Cannibal* Corpse. As if being undead wasn't bad enough. -- Slice
Construct
Flattus Maximus -- This Greatsword is a POS. Nothing but smashed parries. I want a
rematch! -- Buttercup
Debby T -- Uh ... yeah. It's a good thing you're pretty ;). -- Riff-Raff & Crew
Well, of COURSE I'm, like, pretty! And I've got a great tan, too. -- Debby T.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
PAM DEMONIUM bested SERGE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge fight.
SEGUE slimly won victory over PROPANE TORCH in a 2 minute Challenge battle.
MIRED was overcome by IRONTOWER in a popular 1 minute Challenge match.
LEPER MESSIAH vanquished COREY THE MOOSE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
EXPENDABLE YOUTH was defeated by JON in a exciting 1 minute Challenge fight.
SHEET WITH EYES devastated JOE MAMA in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
WAILIN' VAN HALEN was overpowered by HYDROPONICUS in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
FIGHTING ILLINI was overpowered by HAPPY JACK in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
KICK INTHE TEETH lost to VEAL SORENTO in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
JUSTIN CREDIBLE was overpowered by BLASPHEMY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
SADDAM A GO-GO was overpowered by WHITE LION in a 2 minute uneven Challenge match.
APOCALYPSE overpowered PUTRID DEFILER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
FLATTUS MAXIMUS devastated TORTURE in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
FIRE IN BABYLON was handily defeated by THE DARK KNIGHT in a 1 minute conflict.
KINGU lost to MGR THE MAGICIAN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge bout.
JOHN WAYNE GACY was vanquished by BEAR GRYLLS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
POOR OLD TOM was bested by BEAST FEAST in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge brawl.
AGONY GIGGLE was defeated by BUTTERCUP in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
KID FUNKY FRIED was demolished by HEADLESS NORSEMAN in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
HIP WADERS was overpowered by MAN FROM NANTUCKET in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
JERK O'LANTERN devastated SLICE CONSTRUCT in a 2 minute one-sided Title contest.
SUBTERFUGE subdued DREHVIN in a 2 minute bout.
MAD DOG RUSSO handily defeated FLESH HUNTER in a crowd pleasing 6 minute uneven duel.
CONTROVERSY demolished THAI CHILI in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
3 LIBRAS savagely defeated THE SICKLY DWARF in a action packed 2 minute gory fight.
THE WHITE RABBIT overpowered PANTHARR in a 1 minute uneven match.
TIA MATTE overpowered SOLINARI in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
TRUST BUSTER 1 handily defeated ROBIN OF SHEW-WOOD in a 2 minute mismatched bout.
SIR BUBBA THE BOLD overpowered JOY OF LOSING in a action packed 2 minute uneven fight.
SEKHAT beat LOSING IS FUN in a popular 1 minute gory match.
FLYING PIG outlasted DREHVIN in a popular 9 minute bout.
ST. GEORGE overcame HATHU in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gruesome match.
THE SCYTHE savagely defeated ARUNDA ROCKTROLL in a exciting 5 minute brutal struggle.
CANNIBAL CORPSE devastated TICKLES in a 1 minute uneven bout.
LUST was overpowered by FLYING HELLFISH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
REPUGNANT was demolished by HELYSE in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
CROUCHING HAMSTER was vanquished by HEAD CHEESE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
REAGANOMICS demolished RIGHTEOUS in a 2 minute uneven competition.
NEWT ROCKNE was overpowered by SAND MAGGOT in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SHADOW won victory over SLEEPWALKER in a exciting 2 minute bloody struggle.
ZOMBIE RAGE vanquished LORD'S PRAYER in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
GUILLOTINE devastated FLAME SPIDER in a action packed 2 minute mismatched match.
WHIFF demolished VIOLENT PACIFICATION in a exciting 1 minute gory one-sided match.
CRAZED WILDEBEEST vanquished HAMBURGER TRAIN in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
JACK TRIPPER overpowered ADEMA in a exciting 1 minute brutal uneven competition.
TRANSFORMERS handily defeated WEIRD SCIENCE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
CAO CAO defeated HELYSE in a 2 minute bout.
CHIRON viciously subdued POSTMORTEM in a crowd pleasing 5 minute brutal contest.
ATTILA THE BUM bested XHUGHA KARGARIT in a 2 minute battle.
HORROR OF YIG subdued ROSELLA in a popular 2 minute brawl.
FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE was devastated by BITTER ALMOND in a 1 minute one-sided match.
STYGIAN HAG devastated ROSELLA in a popular 1 minute one-sided brawl.
NICK TORTELLI vanquished -10 ATTACK in a 2 minute gory one-sided struggle.
QUEEN OF PENTACLES devastated ROSELLA in a exciting 1 minute mismatched conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 32 WALL OF STEEL 37 - 20 - 0 65 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 22 AIMED BLOW 154 - 107 - 0 59 |
|TOTAL PARRY 9 PARRY-RIPOSTE 15 - 11 - 0 58 |
|WALL OF STEEL 8 STRIKING ATTACK 52 - 40 - 0 57 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 7 TOTAL PARRY 29 - 25 - 0 54 |
|BASHING ATTACK 7 SLASHING ATTACK 16 - 15 - 2 52 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 4 LUNGING ATTACK 100 - 102 - 3 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 PARRY-LUNGE 12 - 17 - 0 41 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 3 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 BASHING ATTACK 26 - 44 - 0 37 |
Turn 704 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 24 - 8 STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 4 3 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 3 - 4 2 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 8 - 14 2 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 5 - 3 TOTAL PARRY 3 - 6 2 STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK JERK O'LANTERN 33-7742 85 32 1 353 HALLOWIENERS (1391)
AIMED BLOW TRUST BUSTER 1 32-5443 86 24 0 354 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)
PARRY-RIPOSTE MAD DOG RUSSO 19-5483 42 14 1 285 MAN OR BEAST? (1386)
WALL OF STEEL PAM DEMONIUM 32-5551 80 40 1 283 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)
STRIKING ATTACK SEKHAT 7-2251 120 148 4 282 CASTAWAYS (1301)
TOTAL PARRY FLYING PIG 41-4605 72 14 0 276 HELL FROZEN OVER (1428)
SLASHING ATTACK CONTROVERSY 64-3914 102 126 1 229 UNDER DURESS (743)
BASHING ATTACK FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125 82 100 2 218 GWAR (1235)
PARRY-STRIKE PUTRID DEFILER 19-4323 40 40 1 201 KARNHORN KARNAGE (1430)
PARRY-LUNGE SAND MAGGOT 61-3397 40 51 1 199 FEAR FACTORY (632)
The overall popularity leader is SLEEPWALKER 74-2843. The most popular warrior this
turn was THE SCYTHE 56-4456. The ten other most popular fighters were CHIRON
17-4235, MAD DOG RUSSO 19-5483, SIR BUBBA THE BOLD 15-5249, FLYING PIG 41-4605,
POSTMORTEM 82-7091, SERGE 32-3549, FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125, POOR OLD TOM 82-7154,
BEAST FEAST 78-3115, and JERK O'LANTERN 33-7742.
The least popular fighter this week was FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE 82--8916. The other ten
least popular fighters were LORD'S PRAYER 35-4456, CROUCHING HAMSTER 21-6184,
SOLINARI 82--23710, PANTHARR 74-807, KID FUNKY FRIED 72-3950, JOHN WAYNE GACY
21-7988, FIRE IN BABYLON 84--22486, WEIRD SCIENCE 17-7551, ADEMA 61-3093, and
HAMBURGER TRAIN 82--8931.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
NIANIA(2) 1 0 0 MORYA(28) 1 0 0 JURINE(61) 3 3 0
OSKSI(3) 1 0 0 LAPUR(29) 2 0 0 KURUKAR(64) 1 0 0
BONSUR(7) 1 0 0 ARVAT(32) 5 1 0 DAL SHANG(65) 1 0 0
ZUKAL(9) 1 2 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 3 0 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 3 1 0
RIZTAB(12) 1 2 0 MURSKA(35) 1 3 0 DAYLA KIV(74) 1 2 0
DULLENS(13) 2 0 0 KATI-TEI(41) 1 0 0 MAZGOURRAH(77) 1 0 0
MALCORN(15) 3 0 0 VEASTIAN(43) 1 0 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 1 0 0
WILLAF(16) 0 1 0 STORMCROWE(45) 1 0 0 DWES EG(82) 3 12 0
ALJAFIR(17) 2 1 0 NORTH FORK(47) 1 1 0 BLACKSTONE(84) 4 3 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 3 2 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 0 1 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 0 1 0
SUNSET(21) 2 6 0 ROCANIS(56) 1 1 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HEAD CHEESE 2-6081 32 30 1 193 STINKY MEAT (1454) NIANIA
WHIFF 3-7295 62 44 1 212 LEGIONS' OF HELL (1403) OSKSI
SEKHAT 7-2251 120 148 4 282 CASTAWAYS (1301) BONSUR
EXPENDABLE YOUTH 9-4200 33 32 1 185 KARNHORN KARNAGE (1479) ZUKAL
GUILLOTINE 12-6588 60 36 3 198 BLADES OF TERROR (1406) RIZTAB
SEGUE 13-5394 72 31 0 242 THE DEVIL'S OWN (1389) DULLENS
SIR BUBBA THE BOLD 15-5249 50 22 4 246 THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429) MALCORN
RIGHTEOUS 16-6238 27 15 1 187 ANGELIC KNIGHTS (1466) WILLAF
JON 17-7447 40 28 0 200 ENFORCERS (1480) ALJAFIR
MAD DOG RUSSO 19-5483 42 14 1 285 MAN OR BEAST? (1386) ZUWAYZA
REAGANOMICS 21-6182 54 62 1 216 D.R.I. (1416) SUNSET
QUEEN OF PENTACLES 28-5294 24 18 0 100 PANDORA'S CARDS (1481) MORYA
THE WHITE RABBIT 29-5815 48 10 0 301 EVIL EATER BUNNIES (1446) LAPUR
TRUST BUSTER 1 32-5443 86 24 0 354 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298) ARVAT
JERK O'LANTERN 33-7742 85 32 1 353 HALLOWIENERS (1391) NIATOLI ISLAND
WHITE LION 35-859 70 48 0 256 RIFF-RAFF CREW (46) MURSKA
FLYING PIG 41-4605 72 14 0 276 HELL FROZEN OVER (1428) KATI-TEI
ST. GEORGE 43-5034 32 11 0 204 DEVIL SLAYERS (1472) VEASTIAN
BUTTERCUP 45-3416 31 23 1 176 MAX'S MIRACLE (845) STORMCROWE
FLESH HUNTER 47-6053 49 32 0 200 BAAL'S MINIONS (1431) NORTH FORK
KINGU 50-3575 38 43 0 176 MESOPOTAMIA (1433) SNOWBOUND
THE SCYTHE 56-4456 38 27 0 221 SATAN'S BLADES (1450) ROCANIS
PROPANE TORCH 61-2524 80 74 1 206 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
CONTROVERSY 64-3914 102 126 1 229 UNDER DURESS (743) KURUKAR
JACK TRIPPER 65-7376 31 30 0 147 LAUGH TRACK LORDS (1474) DAL SHANG
LEPER MESSIAH 72-3954 37 25 2 226 DEADLY RAGE (1453) DRAGONHEAD
PANTHARR 74-807 40 33 2 198 THUNDER CATS (1151) DAYLA KIV
FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125 82 100 2 218 GWAR (1235) MAZGOURRAH
BEAST FEAST 78-3115 30 18 0 178 THE INSTITUTE (1467) LIN TIRIAN
FLYING HELLFISH 82-7132 35 42 1 216 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1435) DWES EG
SUBTERFUGE 84--27116 61 18 0 282 COLLUSION UNLIMITED (1427) BLACKSTONE
REPUGNANT 97-3677 97 46 4 170 SONS OF SATAN (1371) SHADOW GROVE
LUST 99-5216 26 20 5 190 HORDES OF HELL! (1460) SOUTH RIDGE