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Date   : 01/19/2017    Duedate: 02/01/2017

FREE BLADES ARENA

DM 103    TURN 704

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 STINKY MEAT 2/1454  3528 1970  27 64.2      DARKLINGS 74/1160
    LIMERITICS! 61/1492                       5 ENFORCERS 17/1480     10   10   0 50.0
    NERDS RULE! 17/1465                         STRONGMEN 17/1476
    HALLOWIENERS 33/1391                      6 MAX'S MIRACL 45/845  129  135   2 48.9
    DEVIL SLAYERS 43/1472                       RIFF-RAFF CREW 35/46
    DRAFT DODGERS 84/1394                       ANYWAYUSLICEIT 56/815
    MAN OR BEAST? 19/1386                     7 MY PETS 9/1272       464  519   2 47.2
    SONS OF SATAN 97/1371                     8 GWAR 77/1235         735  843  11 46.6
    THE INSTITUTE 78/1467                       GWAR 82/1422
    ANGELS OF PAIN 32/1241                      D.R.I. 21/1416
    DEVIL ADVOCATES 32/298                      BIG TEN 3 82/1483
    SATAN'S BLADES 56/1450                      IN SHINOLA 82/1485
    SATAN'S KINGDOM 9/1461                      DEADLY RAGE 72/1453
    ANGELIC KNIGHTS 16/1466                     FEAR FACTORY 61/632
    HORDES OF HELL! 99/1460                     HARVEST DAY 82/1486
    LEGIONS OF HELL 35/1462                     MESOPOTAMIA 50/1433
    LEGIONS' OF HELL 3/1403                     MY CARTOONS 72/1489
    MILWAUKEE RULES 84/1409                     WHO DA MAN? 12/1414
    THE DEVIL'S OWN 13/1389                     FEAR FACTORY 82/1420
    THE VENETIAN IV 74/1451                     BAAL'S MINIONS 47/1431
    BLADES OF TERROR 12/1406                    FEAR FACTORY 3 84/1487
    HELL FROZEN OVER 41/1428                    FEAR FACTORY 4 84/1488
    WIDE WORLD OF... 84/1370                    MOONS OF KRYNN 82/1484
    LAUGH TRACK LORDS 65/1474                   FEAR FACTORY II 82/1411
    LORDS OF DARKNESS 84/1408                   KARNHORN KARNAGE 9/1479
    THE GRAIL KNIGHTS 15/1429                   PANDORA'S CARDS 28/1481
    EVIL EATER BUNNIES 29/1446                  DYNASTY WARRIORS 72/1490
    COLLUSION UNLIMITED 84/1427                 KARNHORN KARNAGE 19/1430
  2 BLUNT FORCE 29/1491  247  142   2 63.5      CARNIVAL OF CHAOS 82/1435
    HOUSE CANNITH 13/1473                     9 CHEERS 47/1425       250  333   1 42.9
    THE MOTHERSHIP 19/1078                   10 FOOT OF PRI 35/1469   12   16   0 42.9
  3-DB2 97/1295          329  275  10 54.5   11 ASSORTED 32/578     1164 1604  20 42.1
    D B Z 96/1294                               UNDER DURESS 64/743
    DEATH HORDE VI 82/997                       THUNDER CATS 74/1151
    EASTERN HORDE 43/1493                    12-THE OUTLAWS 34/107     7   22   0 24.1
    EASTERN HORDE 2 82/994                   13-AIM TO MISB 15/1494    0    1   0  0.0
  4 CASTAWAYS 7/1301    1052  978  10 51.8

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Okay, okay, here I am.  Did you know that on THIS Isle, we've got a cold rain?  
Talk about a day to be somewhere else!  But Riff Raff wrote me a personal, so I'll do 
this back for him.  Um, something?  That doesn't sound quite like I meant it.  
Probably because of the guy with the posthole digger.  NOT the most fun I ever had.  
My poor mouth!
     Still, a spy report.  Zontani did the notes.  I can work with it anyway.  Well, 
better than anyway, maybe, I mean, he found a lot to talk about.  That's good today, 
because my ear is bubbling, and it feels really strange.  And it wasn't even MY mouth, 
it was Fred's!
     Oh!  And here's Zontani's standard warning:  "Heed this!  A seer has warned that 
if exactly 6 die in duels this week, the whole city shall perish!  Just remember...5 
or 7!"  He always comes out with this one.  Not in, like, EVERY spy report, but often.  
Maybe it works in the Basic arenas, but how can it work here where nobody really dies?  
So, like, chill.  The city will not perish.  Not that WE had any temporary deaths 
anyway.
     And Zontani said, "I have been in deep conclave with my spies who watched all 
that has recently transpired."  Where does he GET the spies?  I mean, I LOOKED.  But 
they weren't in the phone book, you know?
     Oh, sorry.  I had to go lie down for a few minutes.  And it wasn't even MY tooth, 
it was Fred's.  Why should *I* have to lie down because Fred's tooth had an umbrella 
stuck in it.  Or, you know, something like that.
     Fear Factory was most avoided.  Living up to their, you know, name.  Angels of 
Pain avoided them most.
     Irontower was most challenged.
     So, 54 fights, 20 challenges, 12 standbys, and I'm pretty sure nobody died.
          PAM DEMONIUM (32-5551) (79-40-1,277) of DEVIL ADVOCATES TV challenged SERGE 
(32-3549) (92-132-0,268) of ASSORTED.  Down 9.  That isn't much.  PAM DEMONIUM bested 
SERGE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge fight.
     SEGUE (13-5394) (71-31-0,232) of THE DEVIL'S OWN challenged PROPANE TORCH (61-
2524) (80-73-1,232) of FEAR FACTORY.  Straight across.  A true Free Blades challenge, 
or something.  SEGUE slimly won victory over PROPANE TORCH in a 2 minute Challenge 
battle.
     MIRED (82-46332) (31-33-2,239) of IN SHINOLA challenged IRONTOWER (13-5482) (32-
17-0,182) of HOUSE CANNITH.  Down, um.  Lots.  MIRED was overcome by IRONTOWER in a 
popular 1 minute Challenge match.  Zontani said, "MIRED must really be harboring a 
grudge against the HOUSE CANNITH guild!  Merciless, 57 challenged down IRONTOWER 
points this week to duel with he.  Surprising everyone, IRONTOWER subdued MIRED, 
earning 15 points of recognition in the process!"
     LEPER MESSIAH (72-3954) (36-25-2,200) of DEADLY RAGE challenged COREY THE MOOSE 
(84-19615) (76-44-0,245) of DRAFT DODGERS.  Up 45.  LEPER MESSIAH vanquished COREY THE 
MOOSE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.  "A knave's just desserts are the 
sweetest victory.  Give LEPER MESSIAH credit for hers courage.  Did you note how she 
challenged COREY THE MOOSE despite the 45 point difference in their rankings?  The 
DEADLY RAGE stable will be up late tonight, for indeed it was LEPER MESSIAH who 
claimed victory in the contest, ascending 26 in recognition!"
     EXPENDABLE YOUTH (9-4200) (33-31-1,183) of KARNHORN KARNAGE challenged JON (17-
7447) (39-28-0,196) of ENFORCERS.  Up 13.  EXPENDABLE YOUTH was defeated by JON in a 
exciting 1 minute Challenge fight.  That thirteen points is, like, a really unlucky 
number.  But it was a good try.
     SHEET WITH EYES (33-7740) (55-14-0,195) of HALLOWIENERS challenged JOE MAMA (21-
6771) (52-44-1,203) of D.R.I..  Up 8.  SHEET WITH EYES devastated JOE MAMA in a 
popular 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.  I wouldn't like going to bed and finding 
that my sheet had eyes.  It'd put me off sleeping.
     WAILIN' VAN HALEN (35-845) (64-55-2,205) of RIFF-RAFF CREW challenged 
HYDROPONICUS (29-4605) (75-76-0,216) of BLUNT FORCE.  Up 11.  WAILIN' VAN HALEN was 
overpowered by HYDROPONICUS in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.  Hydro-whatsis, that's 
growing lettuce in your cat's water dish or something, isn't it?  My cat never liked 
it when I tried that.
     FIGHTING ILLINI (82-41796) (45-34-1,205) of BIG TEN 3 challenged HAPPY JACK (19-
4086) (53-47-3,203) of THE MOTHERSHIP.  Down 2.  FIGHTING ILLINI was overpowered by 
HAPPY JACK in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.  So Jack was happy, at least.  He 
went out and had pancakes.  I'm not sure why, it just came to me.
     KICK INTHE TEETH (82-7173) (52-50-4,185) of GWAR challenged VEAL SORENTO (74-
4385) (42-21-0,184) of THE VENETIAN IV.  Down 1, which hardly counts.  KICK INTHE 
TEETH lost to VEAL SORENTO in a 1 minute Challenge duel.  Does this mean the Veal was, 
you know, tough?
     JUSTIN CREDIBLE (21-6514) (52-47-2,204) of D.R.I. challenged BLASPHEMY (32-5332) 
(45-18-1,251) of ANGELS OF PAIN.  Up 47, or something around there.  JUSTIN CREDIBLE 
was overpowered by BLASPHEMY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.  Zontani said, "At 
the gambling halls I have started to bet money on JUSTIN CREDIBLE.  He has got the 
courage it takes.  Witness his challenge this turn against BLASPHEMY!  In the end 
JUSTIN CREDIBLE lost to BLASPHEMY, a "sharp" reminder that higher recognition is an 
indication of greater skill.  Still, it was a worthy bout!"  Just in case you 
wondered, Zontani did NOT bet on Justin.  We have Rules about that.
     SADDAM A GO-GO (82-7155) (53-41-0,195) of GWAR challenged WHITE LION (35-859) 
(69-48-0,240) of RIFF-RAFF CREW.  Up 45.  This is nuts.  SADDAM A GO-GO was 
overpowered by WHITE LION in a 2 minute uneven Challenge match.  See, nuts.
     APOCALYPSE (32-5711) (62-20-1,209) of ANGELS OF PAIN challenged PUTRID DEFILER 
(19-4323) (40-39-1,210) of KARNHORN KARNAGE.  Up 1.  APOCALYPSE overpowered PUTRID 
DEFILER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.  Gosh, I hope so!  Apocalypse came in 
with all kinds of good stuff and just CLEANED UP.
     FLATTUS MAXIMUS (77-2125) (81-100-2,188) of GWAR challenged TORTURE (35-4368) 
(34-13-0,224) of LEGIONS OF HELL.  Up 36.  FLATTUS MAXIMUS devastated TORTURE in a 2 
minute one-sided Challenge battle.  Zontani, or someboy, gave FLATTUS MAXIMUS credit 
for his courage.  Did you note how he challenged TORTURE despite the 36 point 
difference in their rankings?  Do not the gods reward courage?  FLATTUS MAXIMUS it was 
that claimed victory in the bout, while also rising 30 points in recognition.
     FIRE IN BABYLON (84-43050) (23-13-1,199) of FEAR FACTORY 4 challenged THE DARK 
KNIGHT (15-5250) (48-21-0,186) of THE GRAIL KNIGHTS.  Down 13.  FIRE IN BABYLON was 
handily defeated by THE DARK KNIGHT in a 1 minute conflict.  See?  I told you thirteen 
was an unlucky number.
     KINGU (50-3575) (38-42-0,177) of MESOPOTAMIA challenged MGR THE MAGICIAN (15-
5268) (28-20-0,179) of THE GRAIL KNIGHTS.  Up 2.  KINGU lost to MGR THE MAGICIAN in a 
crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge bout.  I'm not sure why the crowd was pleased.  It 
was an okay fight, but still.
     JOHN WAYNE GACY (21-7988) (35-35-0,161) of D.R.I. challenged BEAR GRYLLS (19-
5185) (38-17-0,169) of MAN OR BEAST?.  Up 8.  JOHN WAYNE GACY was vanquished by BEAR 
GRYLLS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.  What I think is, John Wayne, um, Gacy, 
he needs a ten gallon hat to wear into his fights.
     POOR OLD TOM (82-7154) (25-11-3,163) of GWAR challenged BEAST FEAST (78-3115) 
(29-18-0,162) of THE INSTITUTE.  Down 1.  POOR OLD TOM was bested by BEAST FEAST in a 
crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge brawl.  I'm glad the stewards stopped the beast 
from, you know, feasting.  That would have been totally gross.
     AGONY GIGGLE (82-56593) (32-28-0,168) of CARNIVAL OF CHAOS challenged BUTTERCUP 
(45-3416) (30-23-1,170) of MAX'S MIRACLE.  Up 2.  AGONY GIGGLE was defeated by 
BUTTERCUP in a 2 minute Challenge bout.  It was probably the sand.  Do you know how 
much sand can stick to a cup of butter?  Lots.
     KID FUNKY FRIED (72-3950) (22-9-1,179) of DEADLY RAGE challenged HEADLESS 
NORSEMAN (33-7758) (83-45-2,197) of HALLOWIENERS.  Up 18?  Something like that.  
Nobody ever said I had to do MATH in the spy report.  KID FUNKY FRIED was demolished 
by HEADLESS NORSEMAN in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
     The last challenge:  HIP WADERS (82-56642) (23-32-1,50) of IN SHINOLA challenged 
MAN FROM NANTUCKET (61-3917) (15-2-0,81) of LIMERITICS!.  Up 31.  HIP WADERS was 
overpowered by MAN FROM NANTUCKET in a 2 minute Challenge fight.  Zontani said, he's 
such a liar, "At the gambling halls I have started to bet money on HIP WADERS.  He has 
got the courage it takes.  Witness his challenge this turn against MAN FROM NANTUCKET!  
Truth to tell, HIP WADERS did not come out of the fight a winner, but he managed to 
capture much attention, gaining 2 in recognition."  Not betting.  But Hip got a lot of 
attention, and maybe it wasn't such a good thing.
     For the title:
     JERK O'LANTERN (33-7742) (84-32-1,334) of HALLOWIENERS fought SLICE CONSTRUCT 
(56-3181) (52-40-2,239) of ANYWAYUSLICEIT.  JERK O'LANTERN devastated SLICE CONSTRUCT 
in a 2 minute one-sided Title contest.  Nobody challenges Jerk, because they can't, 
like, defeat him.  He's too hot.  Probably because of the candle in his head.
     One last match that Zontani mentioned, I said he found a lot to talk about, 
didn't I?
     FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE (82-56620) (24-34-0,93) of CARNIVAL OF CHAOS fought BITTER 
ALMOND (103-41) (14-16-4,50) of The Guys.  FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE was devastated by BITTER 
ALMOND in a 1 minute one-sided match.  Funnel lost 32 points on this, which must have 
been embarrassing.
     And that's it for today.

                                          -- Debby T.

LORD-MARSHALL                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JERK O'LANTERN 33-7742       85  32  1  353  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TRUST BUSTER 1 32-5443       86  24  0  354  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 THE WHITE RABBIT 29-5815     48  10  0  301  EVIL EATER BUNNIES (1446)  LAPUR
 MAD DOG RUSSO 19-5483        42  14  1  285  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 PAM DEMONIUM 32-5551         80  40  1  283  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 SEKHAT 7-2251               120 148  4  282  CASTAWAYS (1301)           BONSUR
 SUBTERFUGE 84-38420          61  18  0  282  COLLUSION UNLIMITED (1427) BLACKSTONE
 FLYING PIG 41-4605           72  14  0  276  HELL FROZEN OVER (1428)    KATI-TEI
 BLASPHEMY 32-5332            46  18  1  265  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 WHITE LION 35-859            70  48  0  256  RIFF-RAFF CREW (46)        MURSKA
 3 LIBRAS 84-43047            27  20  0  249  FEAR FACTORY 3 (1487)      BLACKSTONE
 SIR BUBBA THE BOLD 15-5249   50  22  4  246  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 SEGUE 13-5394                72  31  0  242  THE DEVIL'S OWN (1389)     DULLENS
 TIA MATTE 32-5321            93  54  0  241  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
-YAMA 82-11638                34  20  0  241  DEATH HORDE VI (997)       DWES EG
 HYDROPONICUS 29-4605         76  76  0  232  BLUNT FORCE (1491)         LAPUR
 CONTROVERSY 64-3914         102 126  1  229  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
 LEPER MESSIAH 72-3954        37  25  2  226  DEADLY RAGE (1453)         DRAGONHEAD
 APOCALYPSE 32-5711           63  20  1  221  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 THE SCYTHE 56-4456           38  27  0  221  SATAN'S BLADES (1450)      ROCANIS
 HAPPY JACK 19-4086           54  47  3  220  THE MOTHERSHIP (1078)      ZUWAYZA
 FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125      82 100  2  218  GWAR (1235)                MAZGOURRAH
 REAGANOMICS 21-6182          54  62  1  216  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 FLYING HELLFISH 82-7132      35  42  1  216  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1435)   DWES EG
 SHEET WITH EYES 33-7740      56  14  0  213  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 WHIFF 3-7295                 62  44  1  212  LEGIONS' OF HELL (1403)    OSKSI

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SHADOW 84-26165              56  42  0  210  LORDS OF DARKNESS (1408)   BLACKSTONE
 HEADLESS NORSEMAN 33-7758    84  45  2  209  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 THE DARK KNIGHT 15-5250      49  21  0  209  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 SERGE 32-3549                92 133  0  208  ASSORTED (578)             ARVAT
 PROPANE TORCH 61-2524        80  74  1  206  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373      60  92  4  205  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 SLICE CONSTRUCT 56-3181      52  41  2  204  ANYWAYUSLICEIT (815)       ROCANIS
 ST. GEORGE 43-5034           32  11  0  204  DEVIL SLAYERS (1472)       VEASTIAN
 PUTRID DEFILER 19-4323       40  40  1  201  KARNHORN KARNAGE (1430)    ZUWAYZA
 FLESH HUNTER 47-6053         49  32  0  200  BAAL'S MINIONS (1431)      NORTH FORK
 JON 17-7447                  40  28  0  200  ENFORCERS (1480)           ALJAFIR
 SAND MAGGOT 61-3397          40  51  1  199  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 GUILLOTINE 12-6588           60  36  3  198  BLADES OF TERROR (1406)    RIZTAB
 ZOMBIE RAGE 84-15614         53  35  0  198  WIDE WORLD OF... (1370)    BLACKSTONE
 JOE MAMA 21-6771             52  45  1  198  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 PANTHARR 74-807              40  33  2  198  THUNDER CATS (1151)        DAYLA KIV
 THE SICKLY DWARF 84-24303    70  25  1  197  MILWAUKEE RULES (1409)     BLACKSTONE
 JUSTIN CREDIBLE 21-6514      52  48  2  197  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 JOY OF LOSING 12-6600        47  50  1  197  WHO DA MAN? (1414)         RIZTAB
 IRONTOWER 13-5482            33  17  0  197  HOUSE CANNITH (1473)       DULLENS
 LOSING IS FUN 12-6330        60  59  1  195  WHO DA MAN? (1414)         RIZTAB
-WWW.QUAM.COM 82-4467         40  49  4  194  EASTERN HORDE 2 (994)      DWES EG
 COREY THE MOOSE 84-19615     76  45  0  193  DRAFT DODGERS (1394)       BLACKSTONE
 HEAD CHEESE 2-6081           32  30  1  193  STINKY MEAT (1454)         NIANIA
 SADDAM A GO-GO 82-7155       53  42  0  192  GWAR (1422)                DWES EG
 FIGHTING ILLINI 82-41796     45  35  1  192  BIG TEN 3 (1483)           DWES EG
 SOLINARI 82-41826            24  29  2  192  MOONS OF KRYNN (1484)      DWES EG
 WAILIN' VAN HALEN 35-845     64  56  2  191  RIFF-RAFF CREW (46)        MURSKA
 VEAL SORENTO 74-4385         43  21  0  191  THE VENETIAN IV (1451)     DAYLA KIV
 MIRED 82-46332               31  34  2  191  IN SHINOLA (1485)          DWES EG
 THAI CHILI 82-56573          17  13  1  191  HARVEST DAY (1486)         DWES EG
 LUST 99-5216                 26  20  5  190  HORDES OF HELL! (1460)     SOUTH RIDGE

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843          96 204  2  189  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 FIRE IN BABYLON 84-43050     23  14  1  189  FEAR FACTORY 4 (1488)      BLACKSTONE
 RIGHTEOUS 16-6238            27  15  1  187  ANGELIC KNIGHTS (1466)     WILLAF
 KICK INTHE TEETH 82-7173     52  51  4  185  GWAR (1422)                DWES EG
 TORTURE 35-4368              34  14  0  185  LEGIONS OF HELL (1462)     MURSKA
 EXPENDABLE YOUTH 9-4200      33  32  1  185  KARNHORN KARNAGE (1479)    ZUKAL
 MGR THE MAGICIAN 15-5268     29  20  0  184  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KID FUNKY FRIED 72-3950      22  10  1  180  DEADLY RAGE (1453)         DRAGONHEAD
 TICKLES 9-3486               77 116  1  179  MY PETS (1272)             ZUKAL
 CRAZED WILDEBEEST 9-5824     35  18  0  179  SATAN'S KINGDOM (1461)     ZUKAL
 BEAR GRYLLS 19-5185          39  17  0  178  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 BEAST FEAST 78-3115          30  18  0  178  THE INSTITUTE (1467)       LIN TIRIAN
 LORD'S PRAYER 35-4456        46  46  1  177  FOOT OF PRIDE (1469)       MURSKA
 KINGU 50-3575                38  43  0  176  MESOPOTAMIA (1433)         SNOWBOUND
 VIOLENT PACIFICATION 21-6180 36  29  0  176  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 BUTTERCUP 45-3416            31  23  1  176  MAX'S MIRACLE (845)        STORMCROWE
 CROUCHING HAMSTER 21-6184    51  75  1  173  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 REPUGNANT 97-3677            97  46  4  170  SONS OF SATAN (1371)       SHADOW GROVE
 NEWT ROCKNE 19-5179          54  39  1  169  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 FLAME SPIDER 61-3401         41  52  2  169  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 AGONY GIGGLE 82-56593        32  29  0  167  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1435)   DWES EG
 CAO CAO 72-8791              32  29  1  164  DYNASTY WARRIORS (1490)    DRAGONHEAD
 POOR OLD TOM 82-7154         25  12  3  163  GWAR (1422)                DWES EG
 JOHN WAYNE GACY 21-7988      35  36  0  159  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 CHIRON 17-4235               29  30  3  151  STRONGMEN (1476)           ALJAFIR

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TRANSFORMERS 72-8711         23  18  0  150  MY CARTOONS (1489)         DRAGONHEAD
 JACK TRIPPER 65-7376         31  30  0  147  LAUGH TRACK LORDS (1474)   DAL SHANG
-BILLY THE KID 34-101         29  38  3  136  THE OUTLAWS (107)          MONUNTIAL
 WEIRD SCIENCE 17-7551        28  34  0  129  NERDS RULE! (1465)         ALJAFIR
 POSTMORTEM 82-7091           24  46  0  125  FEAR FACTORY (1420)        DWES EG
 ATTILA THE BUM 21-7987       32  39  2  123  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 HAMBURGER TRAIN 82-56605     24  26  0  122  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1435)   DWES EG
-GOKU 96-2399                 17  13  4  114  D B Z (1294)               OLD VALAMANTIS
-FREIZA 97-2823               19  11  3  109  DB2 (1295)                 SHADOW GROVE
 HORROR OF YIG 82-56623       25  23  0  107  GWAR (1422)                DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 QUEEN OF PENTACLES 28-5294   24  18  0  100  PANDORA'S CARDS (1481)     MORYA
 ADEMA 61-3093                33  28  0   99  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 STYGIAN HAG 82-56568         29  35  0   97  FEAR FACTORY II (1411)     DWES EG

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MAN FROM NANTUCKET 61-3917   16   2  0   84  LIMERITICS! (1492)         JURINE
-MUSHAD 43-4287               17   5  1   78  EASTERN HORDE (1493)       VEASTIAN
 NICK TORTELLI 47-8176        17  11  0   77  CHEERS (1425)              NORTH FORK
-PEACE 43-4306                16   2  0   67  EASTERN HORDE (1493)       VEASTIAN
 FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE 82-56620   24  35  0   61  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1435)   DWES EG
 -10 ATTACK 21-7906           14  61  0   57  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
-KALEY FRYE 15-5553           14  15  1   54  AIM TO MISBEHAVE (1494)    MALCORN
 HIP WADERS 82-56642          23  33  1   52  IN SHINOLA (1485)          DWES EG

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Saddam A Go-Go -- Sorry about the groin shot.  I swear I was aiming stomach. -- White 
Lion, sympathetic

Mad Dog Russo -- I may not be winning, but you ARE my training good luck charm! -- 
Wailin' Van Halen

Cannibal Corpse -- *Cannibal* Corpse.  As if being undead wasn't bad enough. -- Slice 
Construct

Flattus Maximus -- This Greatsword is a POS.  Nothing but smashed parries.  I want a 
rematch! -- Buttercup

Debby T -- Uh ... yeah.  It's a good thing you're pretty ;). -- Riff-Raff & Crew

      Well, of COURSE I'm, like, pretty!  And I've got a great tan, too. -- Debby T.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

PAM DEMONIUM bested SERGE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge fight.
SEGUE slimly won victory over PROPANE TORCH in a 2 minute Challenge battle.
MIRED was overcome by IRONTOWER in a popular 1 minute Challenge match.
LEPER MESSIAH vanquished COREY THE MOOSE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
EXPENDABLE YOUTH was defeated by JON in a exciting 1 minute Challenge fight.
SHEET WITH EYES devastated JOE MAMA in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
WAILIN' VAN HALEN was overpowered by HYDROPONICUS in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
FIGHTING ILLINI was overpowered by HAPPY JACK in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
KICK INTHE TEETH lost to VEAL SORENTO in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
JUSTIN CREDIBLE was overpowered by BLASPHEMY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
SADDAM A GO-GO was overpowered by WHITE LION in a 2 minute uneven Challenge match.
APOCALYPSE overpowered PUTRID DEFILER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
FLATTUS MAXIMUS devastated TORTURE in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
FIRE IN BABYLON was handily defeated by THE DARK KNIGHT in a 1 minute conflict.
KINGU lost to MGR THE MAGICIAN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge bout.
JOHN WAYNE GACY was vanquished by BEAR GRYLLS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
POOR OLD TOM was bested by BEAST FEAST in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge brawl.
AGONY GIGGLE was defeated by BUTTERCUP in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
KID FUNKY FRIED was demolished by HEADLESS NORSEMAN in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
HIP WADERS was overpowered by MAN FROM NANTUCKET in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
JERK O'LANTERN devastated SLICE CONSTRUCT in a 2 minute one-sided Title contest.
SUBTERFUGE subdued DREHVIN in a 2 minute bout.
MAD DOG RUSSO handily defeated FLESH HUNTER in a crowd pleasing 6 minute uneven duel.
CONTROVERSY demolished THAI CHILI in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
3 LIBRAS savagely defeated THE SICKLY DWARF in a action packed 2 minute gory fight.
THE WHITE RABBIT overpowered PANTHARR in a 1 minute uneven match.
TIA MATTE overpowered SOLINARI in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
TRUST BUSTER 1 handily defeated ROBIN OF SHEW-WOOD in a 2 minute mismatched bout.
SIR BUBBA THE BOLD overpowered JOY OF LOSING in a action packed 2 minute uneven fight.
SEKHAT beat LOSING IS FUN in a popular 1 minute gory match.
FLYING PIG outlasted DREHVIN in a popular 9 minute bout.
ST. GEORGE overcame HATHU in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gruesome match.
THE SCYTHE savagely defeated ARUNDA ROCKTROLL in a exciting 5 minute brutal struggle.
CANNIBAL CORPSE devastated TICKLES in a 1 minute uneven bout.
LUST was overpowered by FLYING HELLFISH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
REPUGNANT was demolished by HELYSE in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
CROUCHING HAMSTER was vanquished by HEAD CHEESE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
REAGANOMICS demolished RIGHTEOUS in a 2 minute uneven competition.
NEWT ROCKNE was overpowered by SAND MAGGOT in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SHADOW won victory over SLEEPWALKER in a exciting 2 minute bloody struggle.
ZOMBIE RAGE vanquished LORD'S PRAYER in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
GUILLOTINE devastated FLAME SPIDER in a action packed 2 minute mismatched match.
WHIFF demolished VIOLENT PACIFICATION in a exciting 1 minute gory one-sided match.
CRAZED WILDEBEEST vanquished HAMBURGER TRAIN in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
JACK TRIPPER overpowered ADEMA in a exciting 1 minute brutal uneven competition.
TRANSFORMERS handily defeated WEIRD SCIENCE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
CAO CAO defeated HELYSE in a 2 minute bout.
CHIRON viciously subdued POSTMORTEM in a crowd pleasing 5 minute brutal contest.
ATTILA THE BUM bested XHUGHA KARGARIT in a 2 minute battle.
HORROR OF YIG subdued ROSELLA in a popular 2 minute brawl.
FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE was devastated by BITTER ALMOND in a 1 minute one-sided match.
STYGIAN HAG devastated ROSELLA in a popular 1 minute one-sided brawl.
NICK TORTELLI vanquished -10 ATTACK in a 2 minute gory one-sided struggle.
QUEEN OF PENTACLES devastated ROSELLA in a exciting 1 minute mismatched conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      32         WALL OF STEEL     37 -  20 -  0      65  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  22         AIMED BLOW       154 - 107 -  0      59  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      9         PARRY-RIPOSTE     15 -  11 -  0      58  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    8         STRIKING ATTACK   52 -  40 -  0      57  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  7         TOTAL PARRY       29 -  25 -  0      54  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   7         SLASHING ATTACK   16 -  15 -  2      52  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         LUNGING ATTACK   100 - 102 -  3      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         PARRY-LUNGE       12 -  17 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   3 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         BASHING ATTACK    26 -  44 -  0      37  |

Turn 704 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW        24 -  8     STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  4         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     3 -  4         2  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     8 - 14         2  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      5 -  3     TOTAL PARRY        3 -  6         2  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   JERK O'LANTERN 33-7742     85  32  1  353 HALLOWIENERS (1391)
AIMED BLOW       TRUST BUSTER 1 32-5443     86  24  0  354 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    MAD DOG RUSSO 19-5483      42  14  1  285 MAN OR BEAST? (1386)
WALL OF STEEL    PAM DEMONIUM 32-5551       80  40  1  283 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)
STRIKING ATTACK  SEKHAT 7-2251             120 148  4  282 CASTAWAYS (1301)
TOTAL PARRY      FLYING PIG 41-4605         72  14  0  276 HELL FROZEN OVER (1428)
SLASHING ATTACK  CONTROVERSY 64-3914       102 126  1  229 UNDER DURESS (743)
BASHING ATTACK   FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125    82 100  2  218 GWAR (1235)
PARRY-STRIKE     PUTRID DEFILER 19-4323     40  40  1  201 KARNHORN KARNAGE (1430)
PARRY-LUNGE      SAND MAGGOT 61-3397        40  51  1  199 FEAR FACTORY (632)

The overall popularity leader is SLEEPWALKER 74-2843.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was THE SCYTHE 56-4456.  The ten other most popular fighters were CHIRON 
17-4235, MAD DOG RUSSO 19-5483, SIR BUBBA THE BOLD 15-5249, FLYING PIG 41-4605, 
POSTMORTEM 82-7091, SERGE 32-3549, FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125, POOR OLD TOM 82-7154, 
BEAST FEAST 78-3115, and JERK O'LANTERN 33-7742.

The least popular fighter this week was FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE 82--8916.  The other ten 
least popular fighters were LORD'S PRAYER 35-4456, CROUCHING HAMSTER 21-6184, 
SOLINARI 82--23710, PANTHARR 74-807, KID FUNKY FRIED 72-3950, JOHN WAYNE GACY 
21-7988, FIRE IN BABYLON 84--22486, WEIRD SCIENCE 17-7551, ADEMA 61-3093, and 
HAMBURGER TRAIN 82--8931.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
NIANIA(2)            1  0 0  MORYA(28)            1  0 0  JURINE(61)           3  3 0  
OSKSI(3)             1  0 0  LAPUR(29)            2  0 0  KURUKAR(64)          1  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            1  0 0  ARVAT(32)            5  1 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  0 0  
ZUKAL(9)             1  2 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   3  0 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       3  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           1  2 0  MURSKA(35)           1  3 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        1  2 0  
DULLENS(13)          2  0 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  0 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       1  0 0  
MALCORN(15)          3  0 0  VEASTIAN(43)         1  0 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  0 0  
WILLAF(16)           0  1 0  STORMCROWE(45)       1  0 0  DWES EG(82)          3 12 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          2  1 0  NORTH FORK(47)       1  1 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       4  3 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          3  2 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        0  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     0  1 0  
SUNSET(21)           2  6 0  ROCANIS(56)          1  1 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HEAD CHEESE 2-6081          32  30  1  193  STINKY MEAT (1454)         NIANIA
 WHIFF 3-7295                62  44  1  212  LEGIONS' OF HELL (1403)    OSKSI
 SEKHAT 7-2251              120 148  4  282  CASTAWAYS (1301)           BONSUR
 EXPENDABLE YOUTH 9-4200     33  32  1  185  KARNHORN KARNAGE (1479)    ZUKAL
 GUILLOTINE 12-6588          60  36  3  198  BLADES OF TERROR (1406)    RIZTAB
 SEGUE 13-5394               72  31  0  242  THE DEVIL'S OWN (1389)     DULLENS
 SIR BUBBA THE BOLD 15-5249  50  22  4  246  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 RIGHTEOUS 16-6238           27  15  1  187  ANGELIC KNIGHTS (1466)     WILLAF
 JON 17-7447                 40  28  0  200  ENFORCERS (1480)           ALJAFIR
 MAD DOG RUSSO 19-5483       42  14  1  285  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 REAGANOMICS 21-6182         54  62  1  216  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 QUEEN OF PENTACLES 28-5294  24  18  0  100  PANDORA'S CARDS (1481)     MORYA
 THE WHITE RABBIT 29-5815    48  10  0  301  EVIL EATER BUNNIES (1446)  LAPUR
 TRUST BUSTER 1 32-5443      86  24  0  354  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 JERK O'LANTERN 33-7742      85  32  1  353  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 WHITE LION 35-859           70  48  0  256  RIFF-RAFF CREW (46)        MURSKA
 FLYING PIG 41-4605          72  14  0  276  HELL FROZEN OVER (1428)    KATI-TEI
 ST. GEORGE 43-5034          32  11  0  204  DEVIL SLAYERS (1472)       VEASTIAN
 BUTTERCUP 45-3416           31  23  1  176  MAX'S MIRACLE (845)        STORMCROWE
 FLESH HUNTER 47-6053        49  32  0  200  BAAL'S MINIONS (1431)      NORTH FORK
 KINGU 50-3575               38  43  0  176  MESOPOTAMIA (1433)         SNOWBOUND
 THE SCYTHE 56-4456          38  27  0  221  SATAN'S BLADES (1450)      ROCANIS
 PROPANE TORCH 61-2524       80  74  1  206  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 CONTROVERSY 64-3914        102 126  1  229  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
 JACK TRIPPER 65-7376        31  30  0  147  LAUGH TRACK LORDS (1474)   DAL SHANG
 LEPER MESSIAH 72-3954       37  25  2  226  DEADLY RAGE (1453)         DRAGONHEAD
 PANTHARR 74-807             40  33  2  198  THUNDER CATS (1151)        DAYLA KIV
 FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125     82 100  2  218  GWAR (1235)                MAZGOURRAH
 BEAST FEAST 78-3115         30  18  0  178  THE INSTITUTE (1467)       LIN TIRIAN
 FLYING HELLFISH 82-7132     35  42  1  216  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1435)   DWES EG
 SUBTERFUGE 84--27116        61  18  0  282  COLLUSION UNLIMITED (1427) BLACKSTONE
 REPUGNANT 97-3677           97  46  4  170  SONS OF SATAN (1371)       SHADOW GROVE
 LUST 99-5216                26  20  5  190  HORDES OF HELL! (1460)     SOUTH RIDGE