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Date   : 03/02/2017    Duedate: 03/15/2017

FREE BLADES ARENA

DM 103    TURN 707

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 STINKY MEAT 2/1454  3603 2010  27 64.2      STRONGMEN 17/1476
    GETTING OLD 84/1498                       5 CASTAWAYS 7/1301    1057  979  10 51.9
    LIMERITICS! 61/1492                         DARKLINGS 74/1160
    NERDS RULE! 17/1465                       6 MAX'S MIRACL 45/845  138  139   2 49.8
    HALLOWIENERS 33/1391                        RIFF-RAFF CREW 35/46
    DEVIL SLAYERS 43/1472                       ANYWAYUSLICEIT 56/815
    DRAFT DODGERS 84/1394                       STRAGETY, DAMMIT! 32/1482
    HELL'S KITCHEN 9/1495                     7 MY PETS 9/1272       465  521   2 47.2
    MAN OR BEAST? 19/1386                     8 GWAR 77/1235         775  923  11 45.6
    SATAN'S DINER 26/1497                       GWAR 82/1422
    SONS OF SATAN 97/1371                       D.R.I. 21/1416
    THE INSTITUTE 78/1467                       BIG TEN 3 82/1483
    ANGELS OF PAIN 32/1241                      IN SHINOLA 82/1485
    DAPPER LIZARDS 14/1496                      DEADLY RAGE 72/1453
    DEVIL ADVOCATES 32/298                      FEAR FACTORY 61/632
    SATAN'S BLADES 56/1450                      HARVEST DAY 82/1486
    SATAN'S KINGDOM 9/1461                      MESOPOTAMIA 50/1433
    ANGELIC KNIGHTS 16/1466                     MY CARTOONS 72/1489
    HORDES OF HELL! 99/1460                     WHO DA MAN? 12/1414
    LEGIONS OF HELL 35/1462                     FEAR FACTORY 82/1420
    LEGIONS' OF HELL 3/1403                     BAAL'S MINIONS 47/1431
    MILWAUKEE RULES 84/1409                     FEAR FACTORY 3 84/1487
    THE DEVIL'S OWN 13/1389                     FEAR FACTORY 4 84/1488
    THE VENETIAN IV 74/1451                     MOONS OF KRYNN 82/1484
    BLADES OF TERROR 12/1406                    FEAR FACTORY II 82/1411
    HELL FROZEN OVER 41/1428                    KARNHORN KARNAGE 9/1479
    WIDE WORLD OF... 84/1370                    PANDORA'S CARDS 28/1481
    LAUGH TRACK LORDS 65/1474                   DYNASTY WARRIORS 72/1490
    LORDS OF DARKNESS 84/1408                   KARNHORN KARNAGE 19/1430
    THE GRAIL KNIGHTS 15/1429                   CARNIVAL OF CHAOS 82/1435
    EVIL EATER BUNNIES 29/1446                9 FOOT OF PRI 35/1469   14   17   0 45.2
    COLLUSION UNLIMITED 84/1427              10 CHEERS 47/1425       252  334   1 43.0
  2 BLUNT FORCE 29/1491  250  148   2 62.8   11 ASSORTED 32/578     1168 1609  20 42.1
    HOUSE CANNITH 13/1473                       UNDER DURESS 64/743
    THE MOTHERSHIP 19/1078                      THUNDER CATS 74/1151
  3 DB2 97/1295          336  283  10 54.3   12-G.O.L.F. 17/1410      42   74   1 36.2
    D B Z 96/1294                               BUTTERFLY FACE 97/1447
    EASTERN HORDE 43/1493                       KNIGHTS OF LEGEND 33/404
    EASTERN HORDE 2 82/994                   13-THE OUTLAWS 34/107     7   24   0 22.6
  4 ENFORCERS 17/1480     12   11   0 52.2

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Oh, it was Alarond the Scribe this time--the golem, you know.  Well, maybe not 
really a golem, because he always has this big cup of coffee at the desk, and he dips 
things in it, you know?  Sometimes his beard.  But anyway, he makes a mess of wet 
marks on the desk, and, like, soggy crumbs.  I'm not, like, super picky about 
neatness, but I do have SOME standards, and he doesn't even throw his used coffee cup 
away.  Cheese Louise!

So, anyway, here's Alarond's notes.
     "Hail FREE BLADES!  Warriors of the arena, prepare to be praised and blamed for 
your deeds.  And let's see, WUSTHOF fought PEACE and gained 37 points and contributed 
to HELL'S KITCHEN's 1-0-0.  PEACE has lost to WUSTHOF, falling 20 points, while 
helping make EASTERN HORDE a 0-2-0 turn.  Defending his title for another turn, JERK 
O'LANTERN kept FOOT OF PRIDE's warrior, LORD'S PRAYER, from claiming the throne.  Can 
someone confirm a rumor for me?  I hear the top team makes their losing fighters do 
dishes at The Cooler until they win.  Maybe?
     "I tell you, a green quarterstaff lasts longer than a seasoned sapling.  A basher 
friend of mine assures me this is true.  FEAR FACTORY has cause to stand tall, as they 
were FREE BLADES' most avoided team.  A smart manager knows this is a team to beat.  
And guess who avoided FEAR FACTORY stable the most?  Believe it or not, it was ANGELS 
OF PAIN.  Anyone surprised?  The most challenged warrior this turn was BIG TEN 3's 
warrior FIGHTING ILLINI.  More fighters challenged him than challenged the Duelmaster!
     "We only live a short time in this world, so why not take a sharp blade, and 
shave it close?  A brave warrior does not carry a red shield, he has nothing to cover 
or hide when the fight is over.  Consider well.
     "I like this place, FREE BLADES, the taverns have old wine, and young serving 
girls.  Who could ask for more?  It's been nice chatting with you, until we meet 
again, keep your swords sharp and your hammers heavy.  Until you see my quill in FREE 
BLADES again, farewell-- Alarond the Scribe"

     I just have to say to, you know, Alarond, "Bah!"  But not "humbug," because it 
isn't the season for humbugs.  Give them another month, though, and they'll be, like, 
everywhere.

     Fifty-three fights, which is way too many to talk about when I want to be 
somewhere else.  Maybe the beach, I don't mind if there's a chilly breeze.  You'd be 
amazed how much a totally good tan does for that.  Eight challenges, which is not many 
out of fifty-three fights.  Only six standbys, I think, but I got distracted half way 
through.  Who cares?  Nobody died.  I was going to say "no personals," but one of the 
cleaning ladies found some stuck to the window.

The challenges:
     SEGUE (13-5394) (73-32-0,200) of THE DEVIL'S OWN challenged KID FUNKY FRIED (72-
3950) (23-11-1,201) of DEADLY RAGE.  Up 1.  SEGUE bested KID FUNKY FRIED in a crowd 
pleasing 3 minute gruesome Challenge fight.  Grease spatters.  Funky frying always 
does that.
     TIA MATTE (32-5321) (94-55-0,193) of DEVIL ADVOCATES challenged JOE MAMA (21-
6771) (52-47-1,195) of D.R.I..  Up 2.  TIA MATTE demolished JOE MAMA in a popular 2 
minute one-sided Challenge melee.  So, is Joe really a mama?
     APOCALYPSE (32-5711) (64-21-1,199) of ANGELS OF PAIN challenged FLESH HUNTER (47-
6053) (50-33-0,201) of BAAL'S MINIONS.  Up 2.  APOCALYPSE viciously subdued FLESH 
HUNTER in a 6 minute Challenge brawl.  Six minutes!  This is almost amazing.
     REPUGNANT (97-3677) (98-46-4,184) of SONS OF SATAN challenged FIGHTING ILLINI 
(82-41796) (46-36-1,182) of BIG TEN 3.  Down 2.  REPUGNANT overpowered FIGHTING ILLINI 
in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.  Illini was totally repugged.  I've never 
seen a stronger case, you know?
     MAD DOG RUSSO (19-5483) (43-15-1,198) of MAN OR BEAST? challenged PUTRID DEFILER 
(19-4323) (40-42-1,198) of KARNHORN KARNAGE.  Straight across.  MAD DOG RUSSO 
devastated PUTRID DEFILER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.  Well, that's dogs.  
They'll bite, like, anyone.
     ST. GEORGE (43-5034) (33-12-0,171) of DEVIL SLAYERS challenged AGONY GIGGLE (82-
56593) (33-30-0,171) of CARNIVAL OF CHAOS.  Straight across.  ST. GEORGE devastated 
AGONY GIGGLE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.  Some gladiators have 
names that are totally albendranious.  Have you noticed that?
     SHEET WITH EYES (33-7740) (56-16-0,175) of HALLOWIENERS challenged VIOLENT 
PACIFICATION (21-6180) (36-31-0,179) of D.R.I..  Up 4.  SHEET WITH EYES vanquished 
VIOLENT PACIFICATION in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.  I like Halloweiners roasted 
and in a bun with mustard and, like, pickle relish.
     DEMON MERINGUE PIE (26-5213) (15-9-0,52) of SATAN'S DINER challenged NICK 
TORTELLI (47-8176) (18-12-0,62) of CHEERS.  Up 10.  DEMON MERINGUE PIE was overpowered 
by NICK TORTELLI in a 2 minute Challenge duel.  It was, like, a really good pie.  
Devil's food.

The title:
     JERK O'LANTERN (33-7742) (87-32-1,377) of HALLOWIENERS fought LORD'S PRAYER (35-
4456) (48-46-1,223) of FOOT OF PRIDE.  JERK O'LANTERN overpowered LORD'S PRAYER in a 
popular 1 minute uneven Title match.  Foot in mouth whatever.

And the personals:
     BEAR GRYLLS (19-5185) (41-17-0,215) of MAN OR BEAST? fought SEKHAT (7-2251) (122-
148-4,331) of CASTAWAYS.  BEAR GRYLLS was viciously subdued by SEKHAT in a crowd 
pleasing 2 minute gory fray.  How can this be a surprise?
     SLEEPWALKER (74-2843) (97-205-2,206) of DARKLINGS fought FLAME SPIDER (61-3401) 
(42-53-2,171) of FEAR FACTORY.  SLEEPWALKER vanquished FLAME SPIDER in a exciting 1 
minute bloody mismatched bout.  It looked to ME like Sleepwalker was wide awake.  All 
that jumping around, you know?

And the rest of the fights were just, like, fights.

                                          -- Debby T.

LORD-MARSHALL                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JERK O'LANTERN 33-7742       88  32  1  389  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TRUST BUSTER 1 32-5443       89  24  0  386  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 SEKHAT 7-2251               123 148  4  351  CASTAWAYS (1301)           BONSUR
 PAM DEMONIUM 32-5551         83  40  1  320  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 SUBTERFUGE 84-38420          64  18  0  311  COLLUSION UNLIMITED (1427) BLACKSTONE
 FLYING PIG 41-4605           75  14  0  296  HELL FROZEN OVER (1428)    KATI-TEI
 CONTROVERSY 64-3914         105 126  1  287  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
 WAILIN' VAN HALEN 35-845     67  56  2  252  RIFF-RAFF CREW (46)        MURSKA
 WWW.QUAM.COM 82-4467         43  49  4  252  EASTERN HORDE 2 (994)      DWES EG
 ZOMBIE RAGE 84-15614         56  35  0  246  WIDE WORLD OF... (1370)    BLACKSTONE
 WHIFF 3-7295                 65  44  1  241  LEGIONS' OF HELL (1403)    OSKSI
 HAPPY JACK 19-4086           56  48  3  238  THE MOTHERSHIP (1078)      ZUWAYZA
 WHITE LION 35-859            72  49  0  235  RIFF-RAFF CREW (46)        MURSKA
 THE SICKLY DWARF 84-24303    73  25  1  233  MILWAUKEE RULES (1409)     BLACKSTONE
 SLICE CONSTRUCT 56-3181      54  42  2  233  ANYWAYUSLICEIT (815)       ROCANIS
 JON 17-7447                  42  28  0  233  ENFORCERS (1480)           ALJAFIR
 GUILLOTINE 12-6588           62  37  3  232  BLADES OF TERROR (1406)    RIZTAB
 THE SCYTHE 56-4456           40  28  0  225  SATAN'S BLADES (1450)      ROCANIS
 LEPER MESSIAH 72-3954        39  26  2  222  DEADLY RAGE (1453)         DRAGONHEAD
 APOCALYPSE 32-5711           65  21  1  217  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 KICK INTHE TEETH 82-7173     54  52  4  216  GWAR (1422)                DWES EG
 SEGUE 13-5394                74  32  0  214  THE DEVIL'S OWN (1389)     DULLENS
 LUST 99-5216                 29  20  5  213  HORDES OF HELL! (1460)     SOUTH RIDGE
 MGR THE MAGICIAN 15-5268     31  21  0  212  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843          98 205  2  210  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 TIA MATTE 32-5321            95  55  0  210  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 JOHN WAYNE GACY 21-7988      37  37  0  210  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 SERGE 32-3549                93 135  0  209  ASSORTED (578)             ARVAT
 COREY THE MOOSE 84-19615     78  46  0  209  DRAFT DODGERS (1394)       BLACKSTONE
 MAD DOG RUSSO 19-5483        44  15  1  209  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 KID FUNKY FRIED 72-3950      23  12  1  209  DEADLY RAGE (1453)         DRAGONHEAD
 SHADOW 84-26165              58  43  0  208  LORDS OF DARKNESS (1408)   BLACKSTONE
 FLESH HUNTER 47-6053         50  34  0  208  BAAL'S MINIONS (1431)      NORTH FORK
 HYDROPONICUS 29-4605         77  78  0  207  BLUNT FORCE (1491)         LAPUR
 CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373      60  95  4  205  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 PROPANE TORCH 61-2524        81  76  1  204  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 LORD'S PRAYER 35-4456        48  47  1  204  FOOT OF PRIDE (1469)       MURSKA

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE WHITE RABBIT 29-5815     50  11  0  203  EVIL EATER BUNNIES (1446)  LAPUR
 SOLINARI 82-41826            25  31  2  203  MOONS OF KRYNN (1484)      DWES EG
 JUSTIN CREDIBLE 21-6514      53  50  2  202  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 SIR BUBBA THE BOLD 15-5249   52  23  4  200  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 EXPENDABLE YOUTH 9-4200      34  34  1  199  KARNHORN KARNAGE (1479)    ZUKAL
 REPUGNANT 97-3677            99  46  4  198  SONS OF SATAN (1371)       SHADOW GROVE
 REAGANOMICS 21-6182          55  64  1  198  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 HEAD CHEESE 2-6081           34  31  1  198  STINKY MEAT (1454)         NIANIA
-BUTTERCUP 45-3416            33  23  1  197  MAX'S MIRACLE (845)        STORMCROWE
 SADDAM A GO-GO 82-7155       53  45  0  196  GWAR (1422)                DWES EG
 BEAR GRYLLS 19-5185          41  18  0  196  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125      82 103  2  195  GWAR (1235)                MAZGOURRAH
 JOE MAMA 21-6771             52  48  1  195  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 PUTRID DEFILER 19-4323       40  43  1  195  KARNHORN KARNAGE (1430)    ZUWAYZA
 THAI CHILI 82-56573          18  15  1  194  HARVEST DAY (1486)         DWES EG
 BLASPHEMY 32-5332            47  20  1  193  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 PANTHARR 74-807              40  36  2  193  THUNDER CATS (1151)        DAYLA KIV
 IRONTOWER 13-5482            33  20  0  193  HOUSE CANNITH (1473)       DULLENS
 JOY OF LOSING 12-6600        48  52  1  192  WHO DA MAN? (1414)         RIZTAB
 SHEET WITH EYES 33-7740      57  16  0  191  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 THE DARK KNIGHT 15-5250      50  23  0  190  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 SAND MAGGOT 61-3397          40  54  1  190  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
-PING 17-3787                 33  22  1  190  G.O.L.F. (1410)            ALJAFIR
 TORTURE 35-4368              35  16  0  188  LEGIONS OF HELL (1462)     MURSKA
 MIRED 82-46332               32  36  2  188  IN SHINOLA (1485)          DWES EG
 FIRE IN BABYLON 84-43050     24  16  1  188  FEAR FACTORY 4 (1488)      BLACKSTONE
 CRAZED WILDEBEEST 9-5824     36  20  0  187  SATAN'S KINGDOM (1461)     ZUKAL
 HEADLESS NORSEMAN 33-7758    84  48  2  186  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 FIGHTING ILLINI 82-41796     46  37  1  186  BIG TEN 3 (1483)           DWES EG
 VEAL SORENTO 74-4385         44  23  0  185  THE VENETIAN IV (1451)     DAYLA KIV
 KINGU 50-3575                39  45  0  185  MESOPOTAMIA (1433)         SNOWBOUND
 ST. GEORGE 43-5034           34  12  0  184  DEVIL SLAYERS (1472)       VEASTIAN
 CAO CAO 72-8791              33  31  1  184  DYNASTY WARRIORS (1490)    DRAGONHEAD
-RIGHTEOUS 16-6238            27  16  1  181  ANGELIC KNIGHTS (1466)     WILLAF

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 3 LIBRAS 84-43047            28  22  0  180  FEAR FACTORY 3 (1487)      BLACKSTONE
-LITTLE DRAGON 32-6087        36  39  1  179  STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1482)   ARVAT
 TICKLES 9-3486               78 118  1  178  MY PETS (1272)             ZUKAL
 POOR OLD TOM 82-7154         26  14  3  178  GWAR (1422)                DWES EG
 VIOLENT PACIFICATION 21-6180 36  32  0  177  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 BEAST FEAST 78-3115          32  19  0  175  THE INSTITUTE (1467)       LIN TIRIAN
 CROUCHING HAMSTER 21-6184    53  76  1  173  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 FLAME SPIDER 61-3401         42  54  2  168  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 AGONY GIGGLE 82-56593        33  31  0  167  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1435)   DWES EG
 NEWT ROCKNE 19-5179          55  41  1  158  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 WEIRD SCIENCE 17-7551        31  34  0  152  NERDS RULE! (1465)         ALJAFIR
 TRANSFORMERS 72-8711         25  19  0  152  MY CARTOONS (1489)         DRAGONHEAD
 GOKU 96-2399                 18  15  4  151  D B Z (1294)               OLD VALAMANTIS

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ATTILA THE BUM 21-7987       34  40  2  147  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 HAMBURGER TRAIN 82-56605     25  28  0  140  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1435)   DWES EG
 CHIRON 17-4235               29  31  3  139  STRONGMEN (1476)           ALJAFIR
 POSTMORTEM 82-7091           26  47  0  138  FEAR FACTORY (1420)        DWES EG
-BILLY THE KID 34-101         29  40  3  134  THE OUTLAWS (107)          MONUNTIAL
 ADEMA 61-3093                34  30  0  129  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 HORROR OF YIG 82-56623       25  26  0  127  GWAR (1422)                DWES EG
 STYGIAN HAG 82-56568         31  36  0  119  FEAR FACTORY II (1411)     DWES EG
 FREIZA 97-2823               19  14  3  116  DB2 (1295)                 SHADOW GROVE
 JACK TRIPPER 65-7376         31  33  0  109  LAUGH TRACK LORDS (1474)   DAL SHANG

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MAN FROM NANTUCKET 61-3917   18   3  0  102  LIMERITICS! (1492)         JURINE

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 QUEEN OF PENTACLES 28-5294   26  19  0  100  PANDORA'S CARDS (1481)     MORYA
 MUSHAD 43-4287               18   7  1   99  EASTERN HORDE (1493)       VEASTIAN

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WUSTHOF 9-5981               16   4  0   90  HELL'S KITCHEN (1495)      ZUKAL
-SIR TRISTAM 33-3277          20  18  3   86  KNIGHTS OF LEGEND (404)    NIATOLI ISLAND
 KIMONO DRAGON 14-5103        17   7  0   77  DAPPER LIZARDS (1496)      TOBIR
 PEACE 43-4306                18   3  0   75  EASTERN HORDE (1493)       VEASTIAN
 NICK TORTELLI 47-8176        19  12  0   73  CHEERS (1425)              NORTH FORK
 HIP WADERS 82-56642          24  35  1   69  IN SHINOLA (1485)          DWES EG
 -10 ATTACK 21-7906           14  64  0   66  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE 82-56620   25  37  0   59  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1435)   DWES EG
-KIRSTEN DUNST 97-5536         9  11  4   56  BUTTERFLY FACE (1447)      SHADOW GROVE
 DEMON MERINGUE PIE 26-5213   15  10  0   47  SATAN'S DINER (1497)       CALEAM

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

3 Libras -- Your defense is good, but it needs to be better. -- Sleepwalker

The White Rabbit -- Judging by your record, you're pretty hot, but you were just to 
inexperienced.  I suggest challenging fighters that are closer to your age. -- Sekhat

     You know, I found these personals, like, stuck to a window here at the Tower.  I 
     figure they got wet when it rained and just blown against the shutters, you know?  
     This is not a good way to do this.  Send them to Hal. 

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SEGUE bested KID FUNKY FRIED in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gruesome Challenge fight.
TIA MATTE demolished JOE MAMA in a popular 2 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
APOCALYPSE viciously subdued FLESH HUNTER in a 6 minute Challenge brawl.
REPUGNANT overpowered FIGHTING ILLINI in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
MAD DOG RUSSO devastated PUTRID DEFILER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
ST. GEORGE devastated AGONY GIGGLE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
SHEET WITH EYES vanquished VIOLENT PACIFICATION in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
DEMON MERINGUE PIE was overpowered by NICK TORTELLI in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
JERK O'LANTERN overpowered LORD'S PRAYER in a popular 1 minute uneven Title match.
SUBTERFUGE savagely defeated PROPANE TORCH in a 2 minute brutal match.
THE SICKLY DWARF devastated JUSTIN CREDIBLE in a 2 minute brutal mismatched conflict.
ZOMBIE RAGE demolished DREHVIN in a 2 minute one-sided brawl.
WWW.QUAM.COM viciously subdued SADDAM A GO-GO in a popular 2 minute gruesome conflict.
CONTROVERSY overpowered CAO CAO in a 1 minute uneven struggle.
THE SCYTHE handily defeated PANTHARR in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
JON bested EXPENDABLE YOUTH in a popular 1 minute brawl.
SLICE CONSTRUCT overpowered CRAZED WILDEBEEST in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
HAPPY JACK beat TORTURE in a crowd pleasing 5 minute fight.
GUILLOTINE devastated IRONTOWER in a popular 1 minute one-sided contest.
FLYING PIG unbelievably bested JOHN WAYNE GACY in a popular 3 minute gruesome match.
BEAR GRYLLS was viciously subdued by SEKHAT in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory fray.
WAILIN' VAN HALEN demolished BLASPHEMY in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
PAM DEMONIUM beat CANNIBAL CORPSE in a action packed 3 minute gory fight.
WHIFF savagely defeated REAGANOMICS in a action packed 2 minute brutal match.
TRUST BUSTER 1 vanquished HYDROPONICUS in a action packed 2 minute one-sided fray.
HEAD CHEESE overcame MIRED in a exciting 1 minute duel.
THE WHITE RABBIT overpowered JOY OF LOSING in a 1 minute uneven fight.
SERGE viciously subdued FLATTUS MAXIMUS in a exciting 2 minute brutal fight.
HEADLESS NORSEMAN was overpowered by WHITE LION in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
KINGU was overpowered by SIR BUBBA THE BOLD in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
LUST savagely defeated SAND MAGGOT in a exciting 3 minute brutal struggle.
FIRE IN BABYLON was devastated by MGR THE MAGICIAN in a popular 1 minute uneven bout.
SHADOW subdued POOR OLD TOM in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
LEPER MESSIAH demolished THE DARK KNIGHT in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
SLEEPWALKER vanquished FLAME SPIDER in a exciting 1 minute bloody mismatched bout.
VEAL SORENTO was vanquished by KICK INTHE TEETH in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BEAST FEAST was demolished by SOLINARI in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven duel.
COREY THE MOOSE demolished THAI CHILI in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven conflict.
CROUCHING HAMSTER bested GOKU in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
CHIRON was handily defeated by NEWT ROCKNE in a exciting 2 minute one-sided conflict.
3 LIBRAS was subdued by ARUNDA ROCKTROLL in a action packed 4 minute gory fight.
TICKLES savagely defeated ADEMA in a popular 2 minute bloody fray.
JACK TRIPPER lost to STYGIAN HAG in a exciting 1 minute match.
TRANSFORMERS handily defeated MUSHAD in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
POSTMORTEM defeated FREIZA in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bout.
ATTILA THE BUM bested XHUGHA KARGARIT in a exciting 3 minute bloody conflict.
WEIRD SCIENCE subdued HAMBURGER TRAIN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute battle.
HORROR OF YIG was overpowered by HELYSE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
PEACE was narrowly defeated by WUSTHOF in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gory contest.
MAN FROM NANTUCKET savagely defeated HIP WADERS in a 2 minute bloody duel.
FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE was overpowered by KIMONO DRAGON in a 2 minute mismatched fight.
QUEEN OF PENTACLES devastated ROSELLA in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
-10 ATTACK was savagely defeated by ROSELLA in a exciting 5 minute bloody duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      34         WALL OF STEEL     45 -  30 -  0      60  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  23         PARRY-RIPOSTE     17 -  12 -  0      59  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   10         SLASHING ATTACK   21 -  16 -  2      57  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      8         AIMED BLOW       170 - 132 -  0      56  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   7         STRIKING ATTACK   45 -  40 -  0      53  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  7         LUNGING ATTACK   114 - 107 -  2      52  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         TOTAL PARRY       38 -  36 -  0      51  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         PARRY-LUNGE       11 -  20 -  0      35  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         BASHING ATTACK    24 -  50 -  0      32  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   6 -  0      25  |

Turn 707 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     3 -  4         4  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL      6 -  4     TOTAL PARRY        3 -  5         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW        20 - 14     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  2         1  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK    12 - 11     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  5         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  3         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   JERK O'LANTERN 33-7742     88  32  1  389 HALLOWIENERS (1391)
AIMED BLOW       TRUST BUSTER 1 32-5443     89  24  0  386 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)
STRIKING ATTACK  SEKHAT 7-2251             123 148  4  351 CASTAWAYS (1301)
WALL OF STEEL    PAM DEMONIUM 32-5551       83  40  1  320 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)
TOTAL PARRY      FLYING PIG 41-4605         75  14  0  296 HELL FROZEN OVER (1428)
SLASHING ATTACK  CONTROVERSY 64-3914       105 126  1  287 UNDER DURESS (743)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   WWW.QUAM.COM 82-4467       43  49  4  252 EASTERN HORDE 2 (994)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    MAD DOG RUSSO 19-5483      44  15  1  209 MAN OR BEAST? (1386)
PARRY-LUNGE      BEAR GRYLLS 19-5185        41  18  0  196 MAN OR BEAST? (1386)
PARRY-STRIKE     PUTRID DEFILER 19-4323     40  43  1  195 KARNHORN KARNAGE (1430)

The overall popularity leader is SLEEPWALKER 74-2843.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was LUST 99-5216.  The ten other most popular fighters were APOCALYPSE 32-5711, 
3 LIBRAS 84--22489, PEACE 43-4306, HAPPY JACK 19-4086, JOHN WAYNE GACY 21-7988, KID 
FUNKY FRIED 72-3950, CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373, WWW.QUAM.COM 82-4467, TRUST BUSTER 1 
32-5443, and SERGE 32-3549.

The least popular fighter this week was HORROR OF YIG 82--8913.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were VEAL SORENTO 74-4385, KINGU 50-3575, JOY OF LOSING 12-6600, 
PANTHARR 74-807, CAO CAO 72-8791, VIOLENT PACIFICATION 21-6180, FIGHTING ILLINI 
82--23740, FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE 82--8916, HIP WADERS 82--8894, and THAI CHILI 82--8963.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
NIANIA(2)            1  0 0  MORYA(28)            1  0 0  KURUKAR(64)          1  0 0  
OSKSI(3)             1  0 0  LAPUR(29)            1  1 0  DAL SHANG(65)        0  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            1  0 0  ARVAT(32)            5  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       2  2 0  
ZUKAL(9)             2  2 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   2  1 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        1  2 0  
RIZTAB(12)           1  1 0  MURSKA(35)           2  2 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       0  1 0  
DULLENS(13)          1  1 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  0 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       0  1 0  
TOBIR(14)            1  0 0  VEASTIAN(43)         1  2 0  DWES EG(82)          5 10 0  
MALCORN(15)          2  1 0  NORTH FORK(47)       1  1 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       5  2 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          2  1 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        0  1 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   0  1 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          3  2 0  ROCANIS(56)          2  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  1 0  
SUNSET(21)           2  6 0  JURINE(61)           1  5 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  0 0  
CALEAM(26)           0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HEAD CHEESE 2-6081          34  31  1  198  STINKY MEAT (1454)         NIANIA
 WHIFF 3-7295                65  44  1  241  LEGIONS' OF HELL (1403)    OSKSI
 SEKHAT 7-2251              123 148  4  351  CASTAWAYS (1301)           BONSUR
 EXPENDABLE YOUTH 9-4200     34  34  1  199  KARNHORN KARNAGE (1479)    ZUKAL
 GUILLOTINE 12-6588          62  37  3  232  BLADES OF TERROR (1406)    RIZTAB
 SEGUE 13-5394               74  32  0  214  THE DEVIL'S OWN (1389)     DULLENS
 KIMONO DRAGON 14-5103       17   7  0   77  DAPPER LIZARDS (1496)      TOBIR
 MGR THE MAGICIAN 15-5268    31  21  0  212  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 JON 17-7447                 42  28  0  233  ENFORCERS (1480)           ALJAFIR
 HAPPY JACK 19-4086          56  48  3  238  THE MOTHERSHIP (1078)      ZUWAYZA
 JOHN WAYNE GACY 21-7988     37  37  0  210  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 DEMON MERINGUE PIE 26-5213  15  10  0   47  SATAN'S DINER (1497)       CALEAM
 QUEEN OF PENTACLES 28-5294  26  19  0  100  PANDORA'S CARDS (1481)     MORYA
 HYDROPONICUS 29-4605        77  78  0  207  BLUNT FORCE (1491)         LAPUR
 TRUST BUSTER 1 32-5443      89  24  0  386  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 JERK O'LANTERN 33-7742      88  32  1  389  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 WAILIN' VAN HALEN 35-845    67  56  2  252  RIFF-RAFF CREW (46)        MURSKA
 FLYING PIG 41-4605          75  14  0  296  HELL FROZEN OVER (1428)    KATI-TEI
 ST. GEORGE 43-5034          34  12  0  184  DEVIL SLAYERS (1472)       VEASTIAN
 FLESH HUNTER 47-6053        50  34  0  208  BAAL'S MINIONS (1431)      NORTH FORK
 KINGU 50-3575               39  45  0  185  MESOPOTAMIA (1433)         SNOWBOUND
 SLICE CONSTRUCT 56-3181     54  42  2  233  ANYWAYUSLICEIT (815)       ROCANIS
 CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373     60  95  4  205  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 CONTROVERSY 64-3914        105 126  1  287  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
 JACK TRIPPER 65-7376        31  33  0  109  LAUGH TRACK LORDS (1474)   DAL SHANG
 LEPER MESSIAH 72-3954       39  26  2  222  DEADLY RAGE (1453)         DRAGONHEAD
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843         98 205  2  210  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125     82 103  2  195  GWAR (1235)                MAZGOURRAH
 BEAST FEAST 78-3115         32  19  0  175  THE INSTITUTE (1467)       LIN TIRIAN
 WWW.QUAM.COM 82-4467        43  49  4  252  EASTERN HORDE 2 (994)      DWES EG
 SUBTERFUGE 84--27116        64  18  0  311  COLLUSION UNLIMITED (1427) BLACKSTONE
 GOKU 96-2399                18  15  4  151  D B Z (1294)               OLD VALAMANTIS

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 REPUGNANT 97-3677           99  46  4  198  SONS OF SATAN (1371)       SHADOW GROVE
 LUST 99-5216                29  20  5  213  HORDES OF HELL! (1460)     SOUTH RIDGE