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Date   : 04/27/2017    Duedate: 05/10/2017

FREE BLADES ARENA

DM 103    TURN 711

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 STINKY MEAT 2/1454  3711 2064  27 64.3    5 CASTAWAYS 7/1301    1061  983  10 51.9
    GETTING OLD 84/1498                         DARKLINGS 74/1160
    LIMERITICS! 61/1492                       6 MAX'S MIRACL 45/845  149  148   2 50.2
    NERDS RULE! 17/1465                         RIFF-RAFF CREW 35/46
    HALLOWIENERS 33/1391                        ANYWAYUSLICEIT 56/815
    DEVIL SLAYERS 43/1472                       STRAGETY, DAMMIT! 32/1482
    DRAFT DODGERS 84/1394                     7 XXX BANDITS 33/1452   18   19   0 48.6
    HELL'S KITCHEN 9/1495                     8 FOOT OF PRI 35/1469   17   18   0 48.6
    MAN OR BEAST? 19/1386                     9 ENFORCERS 17/1480     14   15   0 48.3
    SATAN'S DINER 26/1497                       STRONGMEN 17/1476
    SONS OF SATAN 97/1371                    10 MY PETS 9/1272       466  524   2 47.1
    THE INSTITUTE 78/1467                    11 GWAR 77/1235         829 1028  11 44.6
    ANGELS OF PAIN 32/1241                      GWAR 82/1422
    DAPPER LIZARDS 14/1496                      D.R.I. 21/1416
    DEVIL ADVOCATES 32/298                      BIG TEN 3 82/1483
    SATAN'S BLADES 56/1450                      IN SHINOLA 82/1485
    SATAN'S KINGDOM 9/1461                      DEADLY RAGE 72/1453
    HORDES OF HELL! 99/1460                     FEAR FACTORY 61/632
    LEGIONS OF HELL 35/1462                     HARVEST DAY 82/1486
    LEGIONS' OF HELL 3/1403                     MESOPOTAMIA 50/1433
    MILWAUKEE RULES 84/1409                     MY CARTOONS 72/1489
    THE DEVIL'S OWN 13/1389                     WHO DA MAN? 12/1414
    THE VENETIAN IV 74/1451                     FEAR FACTORY 82/1420
    BLADES OF TERROR 12/1406                    BAAL'S MINIONS 47/1431
    HELL FROZEN OVER 41/1428                    FEAR FACTORY 3 84/1487
    WIDE WORLD OF... 84/1370                    FEAR FACTORY 4 84/1488
    LAUGH TRACK LORDS 65/1474                   MOONS OF KRYNN 82/1484
    LORDS OF DARKNESS 84/1408                   FEAR FACTORY II 82/1411
    THE GRAIL KNIGHTS 15/1429                   KARNHORN KARNAGE 9/1479
    EVIL EATER BUNNIES 29/1446                  PANDORA'S CARDS 28/1481
    COLLUSION UNLIMITED 84/1427                 DYNASTY WARRIORS 72/1490
  2 BLUNT FORCE 29/1491  258  152   2 62.9      KARNHORN KARNAGE 19/1430
    HOUSE CANNITH 13/1473                       CARNIVAL OF CHAOS 82/1435
    THE MOTHERSHIP 19/1078                   12 CHEERS 47/1425       256  338   1 43.1
  3 THE FORGOTTE 28/674    6    4   0 60.0      BLOOD IRON 98/1274
  4 DB2 97/1295          347  299  10 53.7      THE MONGOLOIDS 9/48
    D B Z 96/1294                               KILLER TUNES 65/1116
    DEATH HORDE VI 82/997                       THE MONGOLOIDS II 81/1463
    EASTERN HORDE 43/1493                    13 ASSORTED 32/578     1176 1613  20 42.2
    EASTERN HORDE 2 82/994                      UNDER DURESS 64/743
    THE QUAM SQUAD 82/1499                      THUNDER CATS 74/1151

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Okay, it was the Unknown Spymaster.  He doesn't know anything.  I was looking in 
the kitchen sink this morning, and there was an orange button in it.  I don't DO 
orange buttons, you know?  So I asked him what it was, and HE didn't know, either.  A 
cleaning lady said it was a slice of carrot, and probably somebody made a stew.  Do I 
look like somebody who would make a stew?  As if!
     But at least old Unknown took some notes.

     Fifty-seven fights, ten challenges (one tv and nine radio), four standbys, no 
deaths, and no personals.
     Most avoided was, guess who, Fear Factory, and Angels of Pain did the most 
avoiding.  It's always like this.  I guess nobody was most challenged.

The challenges:
     FLYING PIG (41-4605) (77-15-0,209) of HELL FROZEN OVER TV challenged SLEEPWALKER 
(74-2843) (98-208-2,210) of DARKLINGS.  Up 1.  FLYING PIG bested SLEEPWALKER in a 
crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge fight.  Sleepwalker is really falling down from way 
back when.  Probably comes of fighting in his sleep.
     BEAST FEAST (78-3115) (34-20-0,194) of THE INSTITUTE challenged VIOLENT 
PACIFICATION (21-6180) (37-34-0,195) of D.R.I..  Up 1.  BEAST FEAST viciously subdued 
VIOLENT PACIFICATION in a 3 minute Challenge battle.  Well, that makes sense.  I mean, 
how ELSE would you subdue Violent Pacification except, you know, viciously?
     BEAR GRYLLS (19-5185) (41-21-0,185) of MAN OR BEAST? challenged CAO CAO (72-8791) 
(34-33-1,186) of DYNASTY WARRIORS.  Up 1.  BEAR GRYLLS was savagely defeated by CAO 
CAO in a 1 minute Challenge duel.  Does this mean the Bear gets grilled?
     BLASPHEMY (32-5332) (49-21-1,189) of ANGELS OF PAIN challenged GOKU (96-2399) 
(19-17-4,186) of D B Z.  Down 3.  BLASPHEMY overpowered GOKU in a crowd pleasing 1 
minute one-sided Challenge fight.  They tell me that Goku is NOT a pickle.  Coulda 
fooled me.
     GUILLOTINE (12-6588) (63-39-3,189) of BLADES OF TERROR challenged FIRE IN BABYLON 
(84-43050) (25-18-1,192) of FEAR FACTORY 4.  Up 3.  GUILLOTINE was devastated by FIRE 
IN BABYLON in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.  This just seems weird for some 
reason.

     HEAD CHEESE (2-6081) (36-32-1,193) of STINKY MEAT challenged BUTTERCUP (45-3416) 
(33-26-1,193) of MAX'S MIRACLE.  Straight across.  HEAD CHEESE beat BUTTERCUP in a 
crowd pleasing 3 minute gory Challenge brawl.  I met a guy once who said that head 
cheese is NOT stinky if you make it right.  I don't know, maybe I didn't meet some 
that was made right?
     WEIRD SCIENCE (17-7551) (33-35-0,137) of NERDS RULE! challenged POSTMORTEM (82-
7091) (27-49-0,137) of FEAR FACTORY.  Straight across.  WEIRD SCIENCE viciously 
subdued POSTMORTEM in a 4 minute Challenge melee.  Is a nerd rule like a foot rule?
     NICK TORTELLI (47-8176) (21-13-0,100) of CHEERS challenged MAN FROM NANTUCKET 
(61-3917) (20-4-0,137) of LIMERITICS!.  Up 37.  NICK TORTELLI won victory over MAN 
FROM NANTUCKET in a 4 minute Challenge fight.  Unknown said, "In a mismatch, our 
friend NICK TORTELLI of CHEERS got heroic notions and challenged MAN FROM NANTUCKET.  
What did it get him?  A 22-13-0 record, that's what.  I don't know about you, but when 
I saw NICK TORTELLI step out on the sands with MAN FROM NANTUCKET, I though it was 
over before it started.  Good upset NICK TORTELLI!"  Why is this astonishing?  I mean, 
the Man from Nantucket was wearing all this rain gear, and a floppy hat, so how COULD 
he have won?  He couldn't, like, see!
     WUSTHOF (9-5981) (18-5-0,96) of HELL'S KITCHEN challenged MUSHAD (43-4287) (19-9-
1,108) of EASTERN HORDE.  Up 12.  WUSTHOF lost to MUSHAD in a popular 3 minute 
Challenge fight.  Do you suppose that slice of carrot came from THIS kitchen somehow?
     LEAPING LEPER (33-7940) (8-1-0,64) of HALLOWIENERS challenged QUEEN OF PENTACLES 
(28-5294) (27-21-0,73) of PANDORA'S CARDS.  Up 9.  LEAPING LEPER overpowered QUEEN OF 
PENTACLES in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.  AND stole all her pentacles to 
spend in Hell's Kitchen, I bet!

For the title:
     JERK O'LANTERN (33-7742) (91-32-1,443) of HALLOWIENERS fought WHITE LION (35-859) 
(74-50-0,229) of RIFF-RAFF CREW.  JERK O'LANTERN demolished WHITE LION in a 3 minute 
mismatched Title match.  No surprises here.

And a couple of fights that Unknown mentioned:
     THE SICKLY DWARF (84-24303) (76-25-1,270) of MILWAUKEE RULES fought SLICE 
CONSTRUCT (56-3181) (56-43-2,232) of ANYWAYUSLICEIT.  THE SICKLY DWARF was viciously 
subdued by SLICE CONSTRUCT in a 2 minute contest.  "Hey everybody, watch out for SLICE 
CONSTRUCT, who flew up 34 points in the rankings after mashing THE SICKLY DWARF like a 
melon.  Keep your eye on this beast."  That poor Dwarf!  Who wants to be a melon?  
Maybe he's a melancholy baby now?
     DES TROY YARR (32-6352) (20-23-0,50) of DEVIL ADVOCATES fought -10 ATTACK (21-
7906) (16-65-0,83) of D.R.I..  DES TROY YARR overpowered -10 ATTACK in a 2 minute one-
sided battle.  "-10 ATTACK was beat by DES TROY YARR and drops 26 points."  What's 
this -10 Attack doing fighting with a record like that?

Anyway, I thought of writing more, and then I thought, Why?  You guys don't read, or 
you'd write personals.  So here it is.

                                             Debby T.

LORD-MARSHALL                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JERK O'LANTERN 33-7742       92  32  1  468  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TRUST BUSTER 1 32-5443       93  24  0  426  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 SEKHAT 7-2251               127 148  4  410  CASTAWAYS (1301)           BONSUR
 PAM DEMONIUM 32-5551         87  40  1  373  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 CONTROVERSY 64-3914         109 126  1  364  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
 SUBTERFUGE 84-38420          68  18  0  355  COLLUSION UNLIMITED (1427) BLACKSTONE
 PROPANE TORCH 61-2524        85  76  1  301  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 SERGE 32-3549                97 135  0  298  ASSORTED (578)             ARVAT
 SLICE CONSTRUCT 56-3181      57  43  2  266  ANYWAYUSLICEIT (815)       ROCANIS
 THE SALAMINIZER 65-1413      43  37  1  248  KILLER TUNES (1116)        DAL SHANG
 THE WHITE RABBIT 29-5815     54  11  0  246  EVIL EATER BUNNIES (1446)  LAPUR
 SEGUE 13-5394                77  33  0  245  THE DEVIL'S OWN (1389)     DULLENS
 CRAZED WILDEBEEST 9-5824     40  20  0  239  SATAN'S KINGDOM (1461)     ZUKAL
 SHEET WITH EYES 33-7740      61  16  0  238  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 WHIFF 3-7295                 68  45  1  231  LEGIONS' OF HELL (1403)    OSKSI
 CROUCHING HAMSTER 21-6184    56  77  1  223  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 JOE MAMA 21-6771             53  51  1  222  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 APOCALYPSE 32-5711           68  22  1  218  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125      84 105  2  217  GWAR (1235)                MAZGOURRAH
 FLYING PIG 41-4605           78  15  0  215  HELL FROZEN OVER (1428)    KATI-TEI
 JUSTIN CREDIBLE 21-6514      55  52  2  215  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 HYDROPONICUS 29-4605         80  79  0  214  BLUNT FORCE (1491)         LAPUR
 ZOMBIE RAGE 84-15614         59  36  0  214  WIDE WORLD OF... (1370)    BLACKSTONE
 FIRE IN BABYLON 84-43050     26  18  1  214  FEAR FACTORY 4 (1488)      BLACKSTONE

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843          98 209  2  210  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 KICK INTHE TEETH 82-7173     55  55  4  210  GWAR (1422)                DWES EG
 THE DARK KNIGHT 15-5250      52  25  0  210  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 3 LIBRAS 84-43047            30  24  0  208  FEAR FACTORY 3 (1487)      BLACKSTONE
 SOLINARI 82-41826            26  34  2  208  MOONS OF KRYNN (1484)      DWES EG
 MAD DOG RUSSO 19-5483        47  16  1  207  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 WHITE LION 35-859            74  51  0  206  RIFF-RAFF CREW (46)        MURSKA
 SHADOW 84-26165              61  44  0  206  LORDS OF DARKNESS (1408)   BLACKSTONE
 SADDAM A GO-GO 82-7155       55  47  0  206  GWAR (1422)                DWES EG
-VEAL SORENTO 74-4385         46  24  0  206  THE VENETIAN IV (1451)     DAYLA KIV
 HEAD CHEESE 2-6081           37  32  1  205  STINKY MEAT (1454)         NIANIA
 BEAST FEAST 78-3115          35  20  0  205  THE INSTITUTE (1467)       LIN TIRIAN
 LUST 99-5216                 31  22  5  204  HORDES OF HELL! (1460)     SOUTH RIDGE
 WAILIN' VAN HALEN 35-845     70  57  2  203  RIFF-RAFF CREW (46)        MURSKA
 POOR OLD TOM 82-7154         28  16  3  203  GWAR (1422)                DWES EG
-FLESH HUNTER 47-6053         50  37  0  202  BAAL'S MINIONS (1431)      NORTH FORK
 YAMA 82-11638                36  22  0  202  DEATH HORDE VI (997)       DWES EG
 CAO CAO 72-8791              35  33  1  202  DYNASTY WARRIORS (1490)    DRAGONHEAD
 LEPER MESSIAH 72-3954        41  28  2  201  DEADLY RAGE (1453)         DRAGONHEAD
 LITTLE DRAGON 32-6087        39  40  1  201  STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1482)   ARVAT
 KID FUNKY FRIED 72-3950      24  15  1  201  DEADLY RAGE (1453)         DRAGONHEAD
 THE SICKLY DWARF 84-24303    76  26  1  200  MILWAUKEE RULES (1409)     BLACKSTONE
 BLASPHEMY 32-5332            50  21  1  200  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JOHN WAYNE GACY 21-7988      38  40  0  200  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 TORTURE 35-4368              37  18  0  200  LEGIONS OF HELL (1462)     MURSKA
 COREY THE MOOSE 84-19615     81  47  0  198  DRAFT DODGERS (1394)       BLACKSTONE
 AGONY GIGGLE 82-56593        34  34  0  198  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1435)   DWES EG
 REAGANOMICS 21-6182          57  66  1  196  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 JOY OF LOSING 12-6600        50  54  1  196  WHO DA MAN? (1414)         RIZTAB
 KINGU 50-3575                41  47  0  195  MESOPOTAMIA (1433)         SNOWBOUND
 VIOLENT PACIFICATION 21-6180 37  35  0  194  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 WISHI HADA CLUE 9-787        55  55  1  193  THE MONGOLOIDS (48)        ZUKAL
 ST. GEORGE 43-5034           37  13  0  193  DEVIL SLAYERS (1472)       VEASTIAN
 THE SCYTHE 56-4456           42  30  0  191  SATAN'S BLADES (1450)      ROCANIS
 CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373      62  97  4  190  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 BUTTERCUP 45-3416            33  27  1  190  MAX'S MIRACLE (845)        STORMCROWE
 MIRED 82-46332               32  40  2  190  IN SHINOLA (1485)          DWES EG
 HAPPY JACK 19-4086           59  49  3  189  THE MOTHERSHIP (1078)      ZUWAYZA
 MGR THE MAGICIAN 15-5268     33  23  0  189  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 REPUGNANT 97-3677           101  48  4  188  SONS OF SATAN (1371)       SHADOW GROVE
 WWW.QUAM.COM 82-4467         44  52  4  187  EASTERN HORDE 2 (994)      DWES EG
 SIR BUBBA THE BOLD 15-5249   54  25  4  186  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 LORD'S PRAYER 35-4456        51  48  1  185  FOOT OF PRIDE (1469)       MURSKA
 EXPENDABLE YOUTH 9-4200      34  38  1  185  KARNHORN KARNAGE (1479)    ZUKAL
 PYG 98-1120                  21  26  4  185  BLOOD IRON (1274)          SYVYN'S HILL
 GOKU 96-2399                 19  18  4  184  D B Z (1294)               OLD VALAMANTIS
 TIA MATTE 32-5321            97  57  0  182  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 GUILLOTINE 12-6588           63  40  3  182  BLADES OF TERROR (1406)    RIZTAB
 BEAR GRYLLS 19-5185          41  22  0  181  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HEADLESS NORSEMAN 33-7758    86  50  2  180  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 TICKLES 9-3486               79 121  1  180  MY PETS (1272)             ZUKAL
 FIGHTING ILLINI 82-41796     47  40  1  180  BIG TEN 3 (1483)           DWES EG
 JON 17-7447                  42  32  0  180  ENFORCERS (1480)           ALJAFIR
 PANTHARR 74-807              40  40  2  180  THUNDER CATS (1151)        DAYLA KIV
 IRONTOWER 13-5482            35  22  0  178  HOUSE CANNITH (1473)       DULLENS
 WAR PIG 33-7914              39  35  1  176  XXX BANDITS (1452)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 THAI CHILI 82-56573          19  18  1  175  HARVEST DAY (1486)         DWES EG
 FLAME SPIDER 61-3401         42  58  2  174  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 SAND MAGGOT 61-3397          40  58  1  172  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 CHIRON 17-4235               31  31  3  172  STRONGMEN (1476)           ALJAFIR
 ATTILA THE BUM 21-7987       35  43  2  168  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 HORROR OF YIG 82-56623       27  28  0  166  GWAR (1422)                DWES EG
 HAMBURGER TRAIN 82-56605     28  29  0  151  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1435)   DWES EG

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 STYGIAN HAG 82-56568         31  40  0  150  FEAR FACTORY II (1411)     DWES EG
 PEACE 43-4306                21   4  0  150  EASTERN HORDE (1493)       VEASTIAN
 TRANSFORMERS 72-8711         26  22  0  148  MY CARTOONS (1489)         DRAGONHEAD
 WEIRD SCIENCE 17-7551        34  35  0  145  NERDS RULE! (1465)         ALJAFIR
 JACK TRIPPER 65-7376         34  34  0  144  LAUGH TRACK LORDS (1474)   DAL SHANG
 PUTRID DEFILER 19-4323       40  47  1  136  KARNHORN KARNAGE (1430)    ZUWAYZA
 POSTMORTEM 82-7091           27  50  0  135  FEAR FACTORY (1420)        DWES EG
 NICK TORTELLI 47-8176        22  13  0  135  CHEERS (1425)              NORTH FORK
 ADEMA 61-3093                35  33  0  133  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 FREIZA 97-2823               19  18  3  130  DB2 (1295)                 SHADOW GROVE
 MUSHAD 43-4287               20   9  1  120  EASTERN HORDE (1493)       VEASTIAN
 MAN FROM NANTUCKET 61-3917   20   5  0  116  LIMERITICS! (1492)         JURINE
 PRINCE JOSHUA 28-3012        22   7  0  103  THE FORGOTTEN DEAD (674)   MORYA

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KIMBHULEE 81-1019            27  17  0  100  THE MONGOLOIDS II (1463)   SHADOWSPIRE
 WUSTHOF 9-5981               18   6  0   98  HELL'S KITCHEN (1495)      ZUKAL
 FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE 82-56620   27  39  0   93  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1435)   DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GEEZER 84-20642              14   2  0   91  GETTING OLD (1498)         BLACKSTONE

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SIR QUAMALOT 82-4630         18   9  0   87  THE QUAM SQUAD (1499)      DWES EG
 LEAPING LEPER 33-7940         9   1  0   83  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 DES TROY YARR 32-6352        21  23  0   78  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 KIMONO DRAGON 14-5103        19   9  0   70  DAPPER LIZARDS (1496)      TOBIR
 DEMON MERINGUE PIE 26-5213   16  13  0   62  SATAN'S DINER (1497)       CALEAM
 QUEEN OF PENTACLES 28-5294   27  22  0   60  PANDORA'S CARDS (1481)     MORYA
 -10 ATTACK 21-7906           16  66  0   57  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 HIP WADERS 82-56642          24  39  1   54  IN SHINOLA (1485)          DWES EG

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

FLYING PIG bested SLEEPWALKER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge fight.
BEAST FEAST viciously subdued VIOLENT PACIFICATION in a 3 minute Challenge battle.
BEAR GRYLLS was savagely defeated by CAO CAO in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
BLASPHEMY overpowered GOKU in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
GUILLOTINE was devastated by FIRE IN BABYLON in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
HEAD CHEESE beat BUTTERCUP in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory Challenge brawl.
WEIRD SCIENCE viciously subdued POSTMORTEM in a 4 minute Challenge melee.
NICK TORTELLI won victory over MAN FROM NANTUCKET in a 4 minute Challenge fight.
WUSTHOF lost to MUSHAD in a popular 3 minute Challenge fight.
LEAPING LEPER overpowered QUEEN OF PENTACLES in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
JERK O'LANTERN demolished WHITE LION in a 3 minute mismatched Title match.
WHIFF subdued KID FUNKY FRIED in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
THE SALAMINIZER overpowered EXPENDABLE YOUTH in a 2 minute mismatched conflict.
CONTROVERSY overpowered CANNIBAL CORPSE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
SEGUE handily defeated LEPER MESSIAH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched bout.
HAPPY JACK was devastated by FLATTUS MAXIMUS in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
COREY THE MOOSE was narrowly defeated by PROPANE TORCH in a popular 2 minute match.
THE SICKLY DWARF was viciously subdued by SLICE CONSTRUCT in a 2 minute contest.
THE SCYTHE was vanquished by JOE MAMA in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
SEKHAT vanquished MIRED in a popular 1 minute mismatched fray.
SUBTERFUGE savagely defeated SOLINARI in a popular 1 minute gruesome fight.
3 LIBRAS was savagely defeated by APOCALYPSE in a action packed 2 minute gory fight.
LORD'S PRAYER was overpowered by SADDAM A GO-GO in a exciting 1 minute uneven match.
WAILIN' VAN HALEN was viciously subdued by CRAZED WILDEBEEST in a 3 minute fray.
SHEET WITH EYES overpowered LITTLE DRAGON in a 1 minute uneven competition.
THE WHITE RABBIT overpowered WISHI HADA CLUE in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
SERGE overpowered SIR BUBBA THE BOLD in a 1 minute one-sided match.
PAM DEMONIUM overpowered AGONY GIGGLE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
TRUST BUSTER 1 overpowered JOHN WAYNE GACY in a exciting 1 minute uneven bout.
LUST devastated ATTILA THE BUM in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
HYDROPONICUS devastated WWW.QUAM.COM in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
PYG was overpowered by KICK INTHE TEETH in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fray.
TICKLES was narrowly defeated by KINGU in a 2 minute brutal conflict.
TORTURE won victory over PANTHARR in a 2 minute bout.
JUSTIN CREDIBLE overpowered MGR THE MAGICIAN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
CROUCHING HAMSTER demolished JON in a 2 minute brutal uneven competition.
REAGANOMICS was overpowered by ZOMBIE RAGE in a action packed 1 minute uneven battle.
SHADOW demolished FLAME SPIDER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven conflict.
MAD DOG RUSSO overpowered SAND MAGGOT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided brawl.
JOY OF LOSING was viciously subdued by YAMA in a exciting 3 minute gory match.
THE DARK KNIGHT demolished FIGHTING ILLINI in a popular 1 minute gory uneven fight.
THAI CHILI was handily defeated by HELYSE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
POOR OLD TOM lost to DREHVIN in a exciting 1 minute match.
IRONTOWER handily defeated FREIZA in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
CHIRON demolished PUTRID DEFILER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
TIA MATTE devastated STYGIAN HAG in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided conflict.
HEADLESS NORSEMAN demolished ADEMA in a popular 1 minute bloody mismatched battle.
JACK TRIPPER was demolished by HORROR OF YIG in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
REPUGNANT devastated WAR PIG in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
ST. GEORGE devastated PEACE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody one-sided fight.
TRANSFORMERS devastated KIMBHULEE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
HAMBURGER TRAIN defeated XHUGHA KARGARIT in a exciting 4 minute duel.
PRINCE JOSHUA handily defeated DEMON MERINGUE PIE in a 3 minute mismatched battle.
GEEZER overpowered HIP WADERS in a exciting 1 minute gruesome mismatched bout.
FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE vanquished ROSELLA in a 3 minute one-sided bout.
SIR QUAMALOT savagely defeated KIMONO DRAGON in a action packed 2 minute fight.
DES TROY YARR overpowered -10 ATTACK in a 2 minute one-sided battle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      36         PARRY-RIPOSTE     20 -  12 -  0      63  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  27         WALL OF STEEL     54 -  40 -  0      57  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   10         AIMED BLOW       189 - 155 -  0      55  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     10         LUNGING ATTACK   133 - 111 -  2      55  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  7         STRIKING ATTACK   39 -  34 -  0      53  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   7         SLASHING ATTACK   20 -  20 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         TOTAL PARRY       35 -  54 -  0      39  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         BASHING ATTACK    26 -  46 -  0      36  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         PARRY-LUNGE        8 -  24 -  0      25  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  10 -  0       0  |

Turn 711 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     3 -  4         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW        21 - 15     TOTAL PARRY        4 -  6         2  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK    14 - 13     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  3         1  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  4         1  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      5 -  5     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   JERK O'LANTERN 33-7742     92  32  1  468 HALLOWIENERS (1391)
AIMED BLOW       TRUST BUSTER 1 32-5443     93  24  0  426 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)
STRIKING ATTACK  SEKHAT 7-2251             127 148  4  410 CASTAWAYS (1301)
WALL OF STEEL    PAM DEMONIUM 32-5551       87  40  1  373 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)
SLASHING ATTACK  CONTROVERSY 64-3914       109 126  1  364 UNDER DURESS (743)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    PROPANE TORCH 61-2524      85  76  1  301 FEAR FACTORY (632)
TOTAL PARRY      JOE MAMA 21-6771           53  51  1  222 D.R.I. (1416)
BASHING ATTACK   FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125    84 105  2  217 GWAR (1235)
PARRY-LUNGE      PYG 98-1120                21  26  4  185 BLOOD IRON (1274)
PARRY-STRIKE     PUTRID DEFILER 19-4323     40  47  1  136 KARNHORN KARNAGE (1430)

The overall popularity leader is SLEEPWALKER 74-2843.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was SLEEPWALKER 74-2843.  The ten other most popular fighters were BEAST FEAST 
78-3115, YAMA 82-11638, WEIRD SCIENCE 17-7551, JERK O'LANTERN 33-7742, HAMBURGER 
TRAIN 82--8931, HEAD CHEESE 2-6081, APOCALYPSE 32-5711, WAILIN' VAN HALEN 35-845, 
CRAZED WILDEBEEST 9-5824, and POSTMORTEM 82-7091.

The least popular fighter this week was HIP WADERS 82--8894.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were KIMBHULEE 81-1019, JACK TRIPPER 65-7376, ADEMA 61-3093, FREIZA 
97-2823, THAI CHILI 82--8963, JOHN WAYNE GACY 21-7988, SIR BUBBA THE BOLD 15-5249, 
QUEEN OF PENTACLES 28-5294, KIMONO DRAGON 14-5103, and PEACE 43-4306.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
NIANIA(2)            1  0 0  LAPUR(29)            2  0 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  1 0  
OSKSI(3)             1  0 0  ARVAT(32)            7  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       2  2 0  
BONSUR(7)            1  0 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   4  1 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        0  2 0  
ZUKAL(9)             1  4 0  MURSKA(35)           1  3 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       1  0 0  
RIZTAB(12)           0  2 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  0 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  0 0  
DULLENS(13)          2  0 0  VEASTIAN(43)         2  1 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      0  1 0  
TOBIR(14)            0  1 0  STORMCROWE(45)       0  1 0  DWES EG(82)          7 10 0  
MALCORN(15)          1  2 0  NORTH FORK(47)       1  0 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       5  3 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          2  1 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        1  0 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   0  1 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          1  3 0  ROCANIS(56)          1  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  1 0  
SUNSET(21)           3  5 0  JURINE(61)           1  5 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     0  1 0  
CALEAM(26)           0  1 0  KURUKAR(64)          1  0 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  0 0  
MORYA(28)            1  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HEAD CHEESE 2-6081          37  32  1  205  STINKY MEAT (1454)         NIANIA
 WHIFF 3-7295                68  45  1  231  LEGIONS' OF HELL (1403)    OSKSI
 SEKHAT 7-2251              127 148  4  410  CASTAWAYS (1301)           BONSUR
 CRAZED WILDEBEEST 9-5824    40  20  0  239  SATAN'S KINGDOM (1461)     ZUKAL
 JOY OF LOSING 12-6600       50  54  1  196  WHO DA MAN? (1414)         RIZTAB
 SEGUE 13-5394               77  33  0  245  THE DEVIL'S OWN (1389)     DULLENS
 KIMONO DRAGON 14-5103       19   9  0   70  DAPPER LIZARDS (1496)      TOBIR
 THE DARK KNIGHT 15-5250     52  25  0  210  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 JON 17-7447                 42  32  0  180  ENFORCERS (1480)           ALJAFIR
 MAD DOG RUSSO 19-5483       47  16  1  207  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 CROUCHING HAMSTER 21-6184   56  77  1  223  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 DEMON MERINGUE PIE 26-5213  16  13  0   62  SATAN'S DINER (1497)       CALEAM
 PRINCE JOSHUA 28-3012       22   7  0  103  THE FORGOTTEN DEAD (674)   MORYA
 THE WHITE RABBIT 29-5815    54  11  0  246  EVIL EATER BUNNIES (1446)  LAPUR
 TRUST BUSTER 1 32-5443      93  24  0  426  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 JERK O'LANTERN 33-7742      92  32  1  468  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 WHITE LION 35-859           74  51  0  206  RIFF-RAFF CREW (46)        MURSKA
 FLYING PIG 41-4605          78  15  0  215  HELL FROZEN OVER (1428)    KATI-TEI
 ST. GEORGE 43-5034          37  13  0  193  DEVIL SLAYERS (1472)       VEASTIAN
 BUTTERCUP 45-3416           33  27  1  190  MAX'S MIRACLE (845)        STORMCROWE
 NICK TORTELLI 47-8176       22  13  0  135  CHEERS (1425)              NORTH FORK
 KINGU 50-3575               41  47  0  195  MESOPOTAMIA (1433)         SNOWBOUND
 SLICE CONSTRUCT 56-3181     57  43  2  266  ANYWAYUSLICEIT (815)       ROCANIS
 PROPANE TORCH 61-2524       85  76  1  301  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 CONTROVERSY 64-3914        109 126  1  364  UNDER DURESS (743)         KURUKAR
 THE SALAMINIZER 65-1413     43  37  1  248  KILLER TUNES (1116)        DAL SHANG
 CAO CAO 72-8791             35  33  1  202  DYNASTY WARRIORS (1490)    DRAGONHEAD
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843         98 209  2  210  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125     84 105  2  217  GWAR (1235)                MAZGOURRAH
 BEAST FEAST 78-3115         35  20  0  205  THE INSTITUTE (1467)       LIN TIRIAN
 KIMBHULEE 81-1019           27  17  0  100  THE MONGOLOIDS II (1463)   SHADOWSPIRE
 KICK INTHE TEETH 82-7173    55  55  4  210  GWAR (1422)                DWES EG
 SUBTERFUGE 84--27116        68  18  0  355  COLLUSION UNLIMITED (1427) BLACKSTONE
 GOKU 96-2399                19  18  4  184  D B Z (1294)               OLD VALAMANTIS
 REPUGNANT 97-3677          101  48  4  188  SONS OF SATAN (1371)       SHADOW GROVE

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PYG 98-1120                 21  26  4  185  BLOOD IRON (1274)          SYVYN'S HILL
 LUST 99-5216                31  22  5  204  HORDES OF HELL! (1460)     SOUTH RIDGE