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Date   : 05/11/2017    Duedate: 05/24/2017

FREE BLADES ARENA

DM 103    TURN 712

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 STINKY MEAT 2/1454  3738 2076  27 64.3    5 CASTAWAYS 7/1301    1061  984  10 51.9
    GETTING OLD 84/1498                         DARKLINGS 74/1160
    LIMERITICS! 61/1492                       6 ENFORCERS 17/1480     16   15   0 51.6
    NERDS RULE! 17/1465                         STRONGMEN 17/1476
    HALLOWIENERS 33/1391                      7 MAX'S MIRACL 45/845  152  150   2 50.3
    DEVIL SLAYERS 43/1472                       RIFF-RAFF CREW 35/46
    DRAFT DODGERS 84/1394                       ANYWAYUSLICEIT 56/815
    HELL'S KITCHEN 9/1495                       STRAGETY, DAMMIT! 32/1482
    MAN OR BEAST? 19/1386                     8-XXX BANDITS 33/1452   18   19   0 48.6
    SATAN'S DINER 26/1497                     9 MY PETS 9/1272       467  524   2 47.1
    SONS OF SATAN 97/1371                    10 GWAR 77/1235         839 1056  11 44.3
    THE INSTITUTE 78/1467                       GWAR 82/1422
    ANGELS OF PAIN 32/1241                      D.R.I. 21/1416
    DAPPER LIZARDS 14/1496                      BIG TEN 3 82/1483
    DEVIL ADVOCATES 32/298                      IN SHINOLA 82/1485
    SATAN'S BLADES 56/1450                      DEADLY RAGE 72/1453
    SATAN'S KINGDOM 9/1461                      FEAR FACTORY 61/632
    HORDES OF HELL! 99/1460                     HARVEST DAY 82/1486
    LEGIONS OF HELL 35/1462                     MESOPOTAMIA 50/1433
    LEGIONS' OF HELL 3/1403                     MY CARTOONS 72/1489
    MILWAUKEE RULES 84/1409                     WHO DA MAN? 12/1414
    THE DEVIL'S OWN 13/1389                     FEAR FACTORY 82/1420
    THE VENETIAN IV 74/1451                     BAAL'S MINIONS 47/1431
    BLADES OF TERROR 12/1406                    FEAR FACTORY 3 84/1487
    HELL FROZEN OVER 41/1428                    FEAR FACTORY 4 84/1488
    WIDE WORLD OF... 84/1370                    MOONS OF KRYNN 82/1484
    LAUGH TRACK LORDS 65/1474                   FEAR FACTORY II 82/1411
    LORDS OF DARKNESS 84/1408                   KARNHORN KARNAGE 9/1479
    THE GRAIL KNIGHTS 15/1429                   PANDORA'S CARDS 28/1481
    EVIL EATER BUNNIES 29/1446                  DYNASTY WARRIORS 72/1490
    COLLUSION UNLIMITED 84/1427                 KARNHORN KARNAGE 19/1430
  2 BLUNT FORCE 29/1491  259  154   2 62.7      CARNIVAL OF CHAOS 82/1435
    HOUSE CANNITH 13/1473                    11 CHEERS 47/1425       260  341   1 43.3
    THE MOTHERSHIP 19/1078                      BLOOD IRON 98/1274
  3 THE FORGOTTE 28/674    6    5   0 54.5      THE MONGOLOIDS 9/48
  4 DB2 97/1295          352  302  10 53.8      KILLER TUNES 65/1116
    D B Z 96/1294                               ROMAN EMPIRE 37/1455
    DEATH HORDE VI 82/997                       BLACKED OUT ON... 12/1275
    EASTERN HORDE 43/1493                       THE MONGOLOIDS II 81/1463
    THE FUN BUNCH 16/1500                    12 ASSORTED 32/578     1177 1614  20 42.2
    EASTERN HORDE 2 82/994                      UNDER DURESS 64/743
    THE QUAM SQUAD 82/1499                      THUNDER CATS 74/1151

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Oh, ick.  The golem was Snide Clemens this time.  I totally don't like him, even 
as a golem.  But there was a personal!  That's cool.  Well, right now, it's warm and 
sunny.  Time to get started on the tan, right?
     Anyway, we had fifty-four fights, eight challenges (two tv and the rest radio), 
no one died, and there was only ONE standby.  I almost put the standby on the list of 
fights to mention, but he sneaked out before I noticed.  Or she, isn't Hathu female?  
In all that armor, it's hard to tell.  Fear Factory was avoided by Angels of Pain, 
same as always.  Violent Pacification was most challenged.

The tv challenges, with, you know, congratulations to everyone who has a tv challenge 
and uses it:
     FLYING PIG (41-4605) (78-15-0,215) of HELL FROZEN OVER TV challenged THE 
SALAMINIZER (65-1413) (43-37-1,248) of KILLER TUNES.  Up 33.  FLYING PIG viciously 
subdued THE SALAMINIZER in a 6 minute Challenge fight.  Flying Pig got eleven points 
for that win.  I think it should've been more, but what do I know?
     THE WHITE RABBIT (29-5815) (54-11-0,246) of EVIL EATER BUNNIES TV challenged 
PROPANE TORCH (61-2524) (85-76-1,301) of FEAR FACTORY.  Up 55.  THE WHITE RABBIT 
demolished PROPANE TORCH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.  White Rabbit got 
sixteen points for winning, and I'm SURE that's, um, stingy.  Are we hard up for 
points?  I know I've said before that there isn't, like, sense in the way they're 
handed out, but I never thought we'd run OUT of them.

The other challenges:
     TIA MATTE (32-5321) (97-57-0,182) of DEVIL ADVOCATES challenged VIOLENT 
PACIFICATION (21-6180) (37-35-0,194) of D.R.I..  Up 12.  TIA MATTE viciously subdued 
VIOLENT PACIFICATION in a 3 minute Challenge contest.  This was, you know, most-
challenged V. Pacification, remember?
     TORTURE (35-4368) (37-18-0,200) of LEGIONS OF HELL challenged SLEEPWALKER (74-
2843) (98-209-2,210) of DARKLINGS.  Up 10.  TORTURE subdued SLEEPWALKER in a crowd 
pleasing 1 minute Challenge competition.  That looks like Sleepwalker sleeping on the 
sands again.
     MGR THE MAGICIAN (15-5268) (33-23-0,189) of THE GRAIL KNIGHTS challenged 
BUTTERCUP (45-3416) (33-27-1,190) of MAX'S MIRACLE.  Up 1.  MGR THE MAGICIAN won 
victory over BUTTERCUP in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
     NICK TORTELLI (47-8176) (22-13-0,135) of CHEERS challenged POSTMORTEM (82-7091) 
(27-50-0,135) of FEAR FACTORY.  Straight across.  NICK TORTELLI viciously subdued 
POSTMORTEM in a 5 minute Challenge competition.
     MAN FROM NANTUCKET (61-3917) (20-5-0,116) of LIMERITICS! challenged MUSHAD (43-
4287) (20-9-1,120) of EASTERN HORDE.  Up 4.  MAN FROM NANTUCKET vanquished MUSHAD in a 
2 minute uneven Challenge duel.
     PRINCE JOSHUA (28-3012) (22-7-0,103) of THE FORGOTTEN DEAD challenged PEACE (43-
4306) (21-4-0,150) of EASTERN HORDE.  Up 47.  That was, um, bold.  Yeah, it was bold.  
But hey, somebody who writes a personal has to be bold, right?  PRINCE JOSHUA was 
vanquished by PEACE in a 3 minute uneven Challenge fight.  Josh managed to grab eight 
points this time.  Better than nothing.

For the title:
     PAM DEMONIUM (32-5551) (87-40-1,373) of DEVIL ADVOCATES fought REAGANOMICS (21-
6182) (57-66-1,196) of D.R.I..  PAM DEMONIUM subdued REAGANOMICS in a exciting 4 
minute Title bout.  Snide SAID that Pam "took over the Title" from Reaganomics, but I 
don't remember him being the Lord Marshal last time.  Right, it was Jerk O'Lantern.  
He must've gone on vacation, or even retired.

     Well, that's it from me for today.  I have to get back to reading my diary.  I 
had totally forgotten some of that stuff!  And, of course, I have to get out and work 
on my tan.  It's a long way to a really good beach.

                                          -- Debby T.

LORD-MARSHALL                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PAM DEMONIUM 32-5551         88  40  1  380  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SUBTERFUGE 84-38420          69  18  0  365  COLLUSION UNLIMITED (1427) BLACKSTONE
 SERGE 32-3549                98 135  0  325  ASSORTED (578)             ARVAT
 THE WHITE RABBIT 29-5815     55  11  0  262  EVIL EATER BUNNIES (1446)  LAPUR
 CRAZED WILDEBEEST 9-5824     41  20  0  257  SATAN'S KINGDOM (1461)     ZUKAL
 SEGUE 13-5394                78  33  0  251  THE DEVIL'S OWN (1389)     DULLENS

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SHEET WITH EYES 33-7740      62  16  0  244  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 WHIFF 3-7295                 69  45  1  236  LEGIONS' OF HELL (1403)    OSKSI
 HYDROPONICUS 29-4605         81  79  0  230  BLUNT FORCE (1491)         LAPUR
 ZOMBIE RAGE 84-15614         60  36  0  229  WIDE WORLD OF... (1370)    BLACKSTONE
 FLYING PIG 41-4605           79  15  0  226  HELL FROZEN OVER (1428)    KATI-TEI
 APOCALYPSE 32-5711           69  22  1  224  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 THE DARK KNIGHT 15-5250      53  25  0  223  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 YAMA 82-11638                37  22  0  221  DEATH HORDE VI (997)       DWES EG
 CAO CAO 72-8791              36  33  1  218  DYNASTY WARRIORS (1490)    DRAGONHEAD
 POOR OLD TOM 82-7154         29  16  3  218  GWAR (1422)                DWES EG
 SADDAM A GO-GO 82-7155       56  47  0  216  GWAR (1422)                DWES EG
 HEAD CHEESE 2-6081           38  32  1  216  STINKY MEAT (1454)         NIANIA
 3 LIBRAS 84-43047            31  24  0  216  FEAR FACTORY 3 (1487)      BLACKSTONE
 WHITE LION 35-859            75  51  0  214  RIFF-RAFF CREW (46)        MURSKA
 WAILIN' VAN HALEN 35-845     71  57  2  213  RIFF-RAFF CREW (46)        MURSKA
 BEAST FEAST 78-3115          36  20  0  213  THE INSTITUTE (1467)       LIN TIRIAN
 THE SICKLY DWARF 84-24303    77  26  1  212  MILWAUKEE RULES (1409)     BLACKSTONE
 JOY OF LOSING 12-6600        51  54  1  212  WHO DA MAN? (1414)         RIZTAB
 MAD DOG RUSSO 19-5483        48  16  1  212  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 ROOSTER 65-1414              38  43  1  211  KILLER TUNES (1116)        DAL SHANG

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TICKLES 9-3486               80 121  1  210  MY PETS (1272)             ZUKAL
 SHADOW 84-26165              62  44  0  210  LORDS OF DARKNESS (1408)   BLACKSTONE
 THE SALAMINIZER 65-1413      43  38  1  210  KILLER TUNES (1116)        DAL SHANG
 REPUGNANT 97-3677           102  48  4  208  SONS OF SATAN (1371)       SHADOW GROVE
 KICK INTHE TEETH 82-7173     55  56  4  208  GWAR (1422)                DWES EG
 JUSTIN CREDIBLE 21-6514      55  53  2  208  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 LITTLE DRAGON 32-6087        40  40  1  208  STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1482)   ARVAT
 JOHN WAYNE GACY 21-7988      38  41  0  208  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 REAGANOMICS 21-6182          57  67  1  207  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 LUST 99-5216                 32  22  5  207  HORDES OF HELL! (1460)     SOUTH RIDGE
 TORTURE 35-4368              38  18  0  206  LEGIONS OF HELL (1462)     MURSKA
 CROUCHING HAMSTER 21-6184    56  78  1  204  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 WISHI HADA CLUE 9-787        55  56  1  204  THE MONGOLOIDS (48)        ZUKAL
 ST. GEORGE 43-5034           38  13  0  203  DEVIL SLAYERS (1472)       VEASTIAN
-FLESH HUNTER 47-6053         50  37  0  202  BAAL'S MINIONS (1431)      NORTH FORK
 BACARDI LIMON 12-5509        32  33  0  202  BLACKED OUT ON... (1275)   RIZTAB
 PROPANE TORCH 61-2524        85  77  1  201  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 MGR THE MAGICIAN 15-5268     34  23  0  201  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843          98 210  2  200  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 WWW.QUAM.COM 82-4467         45  52  4  199  EASTERN HORDE 2 (994)      DWES EG
 FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125      84 106  2  198  GWAR (1235)                MAZGOURRAH
 SLICE CONSTRUCT 56-3181      57  44  2  198  ANYWAYUSLICEIT (815)       ROCANIS
 JOE MAMA 21-6771             53  52  1  198  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 THE SCYTHE 56-4456           43  30  0  198  SATAN'S BLADES (1450)      ROCANIS
 KINGU 50-3575                41  48  0  198  MESOPOTAMIA (1433)         SNOWBOUND
 TIA MATTE 32-5321            98  57  0  197  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 VEAL SORENTO 74-4385         46  25  0  196  THE VENETIAN IV (1451)     DAYLA KIV
 FIRE IN BABYLON 84-43050     26  19  1  196  FEAR FACTORY 4 (1488)      BLACKSTONE
 LEPER MESSIAH 72-3954        41  29  2  195  DEADLY RAGE (1453)         DRAGONHEAD
 HAPPY JACK 19-4086           59  50  3  194  THE MOTHERSHIP (1078)      ZUWAYZA
 VIOLENT PACIFICATION 21-6180 37  36  0  194  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 SOLINARI 82-41826            26  35  2  192  MOONS OF KRYNN (1484)      DWES EG
 CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373      62  98  4  191  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 JON 17-7447                  43  32  0  191  ENFORCERS (1480)           ALJAFIR
 SIR BUBBA THE BOLD 15-5249   54  26  4  190  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 COREY THE MOOSE 84-19615     81  48  0  189  DRAFT DODGERS (1394)       BLACKSTONE
 AGONY GIGGLE 82-56593        34  35  0  189  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1435)   DWES EG
 BUTTERCUP 45-3416            33  28  1  188  MAX'S MIRACLE (845)        STORMCROWE
 MIRED 82-46332               32  41  2  187  IN SHINOLA (1485)          DWES EG
 HEADLESS NORSEMAN 33-7758    87  50  2  184  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 GUILLOTINE 12-6588           63  41  3  184  BLADES OF TERROR (1406)    RIZTAB

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BLASPHEMY 32-5332            50  22  1  181  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 PYG 98-1120                  21  27  4  181  BLOOD IRON (1274)          SYVYN'S HILL
 GOKU 96-2399                 19  19  4  181  D B Z (1294)               OLD VALAMANTIS

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 IRONTOWER 13-5482            35  23  0  180  HOUSE CANNITH (1473)       DULLENS
 PANTHARR 74-807              40  41  2  179  THUNDER CATS (1151)        DAYLA KIV
 EXPENDABLE YOUTH 9-4200      34  39  1  179  KARNHORN KARNAGE (1479)    ZUKAL
 THAI CHILI 82-56573          19  19  1  179  HARVEST DAY (1486)         DWES EG
 BEAR GRYLLS 19-5185          41  23  0  177  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 FLAME SPIDER 61-3401         42  59  2  176  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
-WAR PIG 33-7914              39  35  1  176  XXX BANDITS (1452)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 SAND MAGGOT 61-3397          41  58  1  174  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 CHIRON 17-4235               32  31  3  174  STRONGMEN (1476)           ALJAFIR
 FIGHTING ILLINI 82-41796     47  41  1  172  BIG TEN 3 (1483)           DWES EG
 ATTILA THE BUM 21-7987       35  44  2  167  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 HORROR OF YIG 82-56623       27  29  0  164  GWAR (1422)                DWES EG
 PEACE 43-4306                22   4  0  159  EASTERN HORDE (1493)       VEASTIAN
 HAMBURGER TRAIN 82-56605     28  30  0  157  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1435)   DWES EG
 STYGIAN HAG 82-56568         32  40  0  155  FEAR FACTORY II (1411)     DWES EG

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PUTRID DEFILER 19-4323       41  47  1  150  KARNHORN KARNAGE (1430)    ZUWAYZA
 TRANSFORMERS 72-8711         27  22  0  150  MY CARTOONS (1489)         DRAGONHEAD
 NICK TORTELLI 47-8176        23  13  0  143  CHEERS (1425)              NORTH FORK
 WEIRD SCIENCE 17-7551        34  36  0  141  NERDS RULE! (1465)         ALJAFIR
 ADEMA 61-3093                35  34  0  139  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 POSTMORTEM 82-7091           27  51  0  136  FEAR FACTORY (1420)        DWES EG
 MAN FROM NANTUCKET 61-3917   21   5  0  135  LIMERITICS! (1492)         JURINE
 FREIZA 97-2823               19  19  3  131  DB2 (1295)                 SHADOW GROVE
 JACK TRIPPER 65-7376         34  35  0  130  LAUGH TRACK LORDS (1474)   DAL SHANG
 MUSHAD 43-4287               20  10  1  113  EASTERN HORDE (1493)       VEASTIAN
 PRINCE JOSHUA 28-3012        22   8  0  111  THE FORGOTTEN DEAD (674)   MORYA

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-KIMBHULEE 81-1019            27  17  0  100  THE MONGOLOIDS II (1463)   SHADOWSPIRE
 WUSTHOF 9-5981               18   7  0  100  HELL'S KITCHEN (1495)      ZUKAL
 MOJO'S MONKEY 16-4101        11   8  0  100  THE FUN BUNCH (1500)       WILLAF
 LEAPING LEPER 33-7940        10   1  0  100  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 LUCIUS CATALINE 37-2371      27  18  1   93  ROMAN EMPIRE (1455)        SIBIKHAS
 GEEZER 84-20642              15   2  0   93  GETTING OLD (1498)         BLACKSTONE
 SIR QUAMALOT 82-4630         19   9  0   91  THE QUAM SQUAD (1499)      DWES EG

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 QUEEN OF PENTACLES 28-5294   28  22  0   80  PANDORA'S CARDS (1481)     MORYA
 FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE 82-56620   27  40  0   80  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1435)   DWES EG
 DES TROY YARR 32-6352        21  24  0   73  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 DEMON MERINGUE PIE 26-5213   16  14  0   66  SATAN'S DINER (1497)       CALEAM
 -10 ATTACK 21-7906           16  67  0   59  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 KIMONO DRAGON 14-5103        19  10  0   57  DAPPER LIZARDS (1496)      TOBIR
 HIP WADERS 82-56642          24  40  1   55  IN SHINOLA (1485)          DWES EG

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

ALL -- Please remember that your home arena is part of your warrior's ADM id.  If you 
forget to put it on your strategy sheet it can cause delay in input or your warrior to 
miss a turn. -- NAIEI

Denmon Meringue Pie -- An amazing battle against a worthy gladiator.  A much 
appreciated duel after my absence from the sands for a decade and a half.  Luck until 
next we meet. -- Prince Joshua

All -- Wow!  What's happened to the personal ads in the arenas?  No one really 
roleplays anymore?  A lot of the fun, not to mention, helping to fully immerse oneself 
in the Duelmasters Experience is friendly banter with teams, warriors and managers 
alike.  It's sad to see this facet of the game has dwindled so very much! -- A 
disheartened Dark Overlord, mgr. the Forgotten Dead

     Yeah, it's like totally the pits, isn't it?  And that's just, you know, the tip 
     of the iceberg.  Someone said to me last week that I should remember the past.  
     So I looked at some old diaries and saw where me and some managers and gladiators 
     actually went on an adventure.  Save the world stuff, you know?  It was 
     albendranious.  I'd actually forgotten.  But people don't seem to do that stuff 
     now. -- Debby T.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

FLYING PIG viciously subdued THE SALAMINIZER in a 6 minute Challenge fight.
THE WHITE RABBIT demolished PROPANE TORCH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
TIA MATTE viciously subdued VIOLENT PACIFICATION in a 3 minute Challenge contest.
TORTURE subdued SLEEPWALKER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge competition.
MGR THE MAGICIAN won victory over BUTTERCUP in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
NICK TORTELLI viciously subdued POSTMORTEM in a 5 minute Challenge competition.
MAN FROM NANTUCKET vanquished MUSHAD in a 2 minute uneven Challenge duel.
PRINCE JOSHUA was vanquished by PEACE in a 3 minute uneven Challenge fight.
SEGUE savagely defeated WISHI HADA CLUE in a action packed 9 minute gory match.
FLATTUS MAXIMUS was overpowered by THE DARK KNIGHT in a 2 minute one-sided match.
ZOMBIE RAGE devastated FIRE IN BABYLON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
SUBTERFUGE savagely defeated JUSTIN CREDIBLE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute conflict.
SLICE CONSTRUCT was viciously subdued by POOR OLD TOM in a 2 minute bout.
CRAZED WILDEBEEST handily defeated LEPER MESSIAH in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
SHEET WITH EYES bested JOHN WAYNE GACY in a 2 minute brawl.
APOCALYPSE defeated KICK INTHE TEETH in a 2 minute bout.
PAM DEMONIUM subdued REAGANOMICS in a exciting 4 minute Title bout.
SERGE overpowered COREY THE MOOSE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched fight.
WHIFF viciously subdued KINGU in a 2 minute gory bout.
CROUCHING HAMSTER slimly lost to WHITE LION in a popular 4 minute match.
JOE MAMA was handily defeated by REPUGNANT in a crowd pleasing 2 minute uneven duel.
HYDROPONICUS subdued VEAL SORENTO in a 1 minute fight.
HEAD CHEESE overpowered SOLINARI in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
MAD DOG RUSSO vanquished THAI CHILI in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BLASPHEMY was demolished by TICKLES in a action packed 1 minute one-sided melee.
BEAR GRYLLS was handily defeated by CAO CAO in a exciting 1 minute uneven bout.
LITTLE DRAGON handily defeated EXPENDABLE YOUTH in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
HAPPY JACK was narrowly defeated by WAILIN' VAN HALEN in a 4 minute fight.
LUST defeated CANNIBAL CORPSE in a 2 minute match.
PYG was savagely defeated by JON in a popular 2 minute brutal fight.
ST. GEORGE overpowered MIRED in a exciting 1 minute uneven bout.
GOKU was devastated by 3 LIBRAS in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
THE SCYTHE devastated ATTILA THE BUM in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided battle.
SHADOW handily defeated FLAME SPIDER in a exciting 1 minute bloody one-sided fight.
SIR BUBBA THE BOLD was savagely defeated by YAMA in a popular 2 minute gory duel.
THE SICKLY DWARF vanquished IRONTOWER in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.
ROOSTER handily defeated AGONY GIGGLE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BACARDI LIMON overpowered HORROR OF YIG in a action packed 1 minute uneven battle.
GUILLOTINE was bested by JOY OF LOSING in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gruesome match.
BEAST FEAST handily defeated PANTHARR in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
WWW.QUAM.COM handily defeated FIGHTING ILLINI in a 1 minute mismatched melee.
SADDAM A GO-GO outlasted HATHU in a popular 7 minute match.
HAMBURGER TRAIN was demolished by HEADLESS NORSEMAN in a 2 minute gory uneven fight.
CHIRON savagely defeated ADEMA in a popular 5 minute bloody fray.
SAND MAGGOT vanquished FREIZA in a 1 minute one-sided match.
STYGIAN HAG overcame WEIRD SCIENCE in a 2 minute bout.
JACK TRIPPER was demolished by PUTRID DEFILER in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
TRANSFORMERS beat WUSTHOF in a 2 minute bloody conflict.
LUCIUS CATALINE handily defeated HIP WADERS in a 2 minute brutal mismatched match.
FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE was demolished by LEAPING LEPER in a 2 minute one-sided brawl.
GEEZER demolished -10 ATTACK in a popular 1 minute gory mismatched contest.
MOJO'S MONKEY vanquished DES TROY YARR in a 2 minute gory one-sided struggle.
SIR QUAMALOT viciously subdued DEMON MERINGUE PIE in a 2 minute conflict.
QUEEN OF PENTACLES overpowered KIMONO DRAGON in a 1 minute uneven fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      36         PARRY-RIPOSTE     19 -  14 -  0      58  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  25         AIMED BLOW       199 - 149 -  0      57  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   10         WALL OF STEEL     55 -  42 -  0      57  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     10         LUNGING ATTACK   133 - 113 -  1      54  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   7         STRIKING ATTACK   35 -  35 -  0      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         SLASHING ATTACK   19 -  21 -  0      48  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         TOTAL PARRY       35 -  55 -  0      39  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         BASHING ATTACK    25 -  45 -  0      36  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         PARRY-LUNGE        7 -  26 -  0      21  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   9 -  0      10  |

Turn 712 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     3 -  4         7  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW        23 - 13     TOTAL PARRY        3 -  7         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK    14 - 11     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  3         1  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  2     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  3         1  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      5 -  5     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  5     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    PAM DEMONIUM 32-5551       88  40  1  380 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)
AIMED BLOW       SUBTERFUGE 84--27116       69  18  0  365 COLLUSION UNLIMITED (1427)
LUNGING ATTACK   SERGE 32-3549              98 135  0  325 ASSORTED (578)
TOTAL PARRY      FLYING PIG 41-4605         79  15  0  226 HELL FROZEN OVER (1428)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    MAD DOG RUSSO 19-5483      48  16  1  212 MAN OR BEAST? (1386)
SLASHING ATTACK  ROOSTER 65-1414            38  43  1  211 KILLER TUNES (1116)
BASHING ATTACK   TICKLES 9-3486             80 121  1  210 MY PETS (1272)
STRIKING ATTACK  REPUGNANT 97-3677         102  48  4  208 SONS OF SATAN (1371)
PARRY-LUNGE      PYG 98-1120                21  27  4  181 BLOOD IRON (1274)
PARRY-STRIKE     PUTRID DEFILER 19-4323     41  47  1  150 KARNHORN KARNAGE (1430)

The overall popularity leader is SLEEPWALKER 74-2843.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was THE SALAMINIZER 65-1413.  The ten other most popular fighters were SEGUE 
13-5394, WAILIN' VAN HALEN 35-845, CHIRON 17-4235, WISHI HADA CLUE 9-787, TIA MATTE 
32-5321, GUILLOTINE 12-6588, PEACE 43-4306, THE DARK KNIGHT 15-5250, WHITE LION 
35-859, and SADDAM A GO-GO 82-7155.

The least popular fighter this week was KIMONO DRAGON 14-5103.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were JACK TRIPPER 65-7376, HAMBURGER TRAIN 82--8931, FIGHTING ILLINI 
82--23740, PANTHARR 74-807, HORROR OF YIG 82--8913, AGONY GIGGLE 82--8943, IRONTOWER 
13-5482, LEPER MESSIAH 72-3954, DEMON MERINGUE PIE 26-5213, and DES TROY YARR 
32-6352.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
NIANIA(2)            1  0 0  MORYA(28)            1  1 0  JURINE(61)           2  4 0  
OSKSI(3)             1  0 0  LAPUR(29)            2  0 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  2 0  
ZUKAL(9)             2  3 0  ARVAT(32)            5  2 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       2  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           2  1 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   3  0 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        0  3 0  
DULLENS(13)          1  1 0  MURSKA(35)           3  0 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       0  1 0  
TOBIR(14)            0  1 0  SIBIKHAS(37)         1  0 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  0 0  
MALCORN(15)          2  1 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  0 0  DWES EG(82)          6 11 0  
WILLAF(16)           1  0 0  VEASTIAN(43)         2  1 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       6  2 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          2  1 0  STORMCROWE(45)       0  1 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   0  1 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          2  2 0  NORTH FORK(47)       1  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  1 0  
SUNSET(21)           0  8 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        0  1 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     0  1 0  
CALEAM(26)           0  1 0  ROCANIS(56)          1  1 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HEAD CHEESE 2-6081          38  32  1  216  STINKY MEAT (1454)         NIANIA
 WHIFF 3-7295                69  45  1  236  LEGIONS' OF HELL (1403)    OSKSI
 CRAZED WILDEBEEST 9-5824    41  20  0  257  SATAN'S KINGDOM (1461)     ZUKAL
 JOY OF LOSING 12-6600       51  54  1  212  WHO DA MAN? (1414)         RIZTAB
 SEGUE 13-5394               78  33  0  251  THE DEVIL'S OWN (1389)     DULLENS
 KIMONO DRAGON 14-5103       19  10  0   57  DAPPER LIZARDS (1496)      TOBIR
 THE DARK KNIGHT 15-5250     53  25  0  223  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 MOJO'S MONKEY 16-4101       11   8  0  100  THE FUN BUNCH (1500)       WILLAF
 JON 17-7447                 43  32  0  191  ENFORCERS (1480)           ALJAFIR
 MAD DOG RUSSO 19-5483       48  16  1  212  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 JUSTIN CREDIBLE 21-6514     55  53  2  208  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 DEMON MERINGUE PIE 26-5213  16  14  0   66  SATAN'S DINER (1497)       CALEAM
 PRINCE JOSHUA 28-3012       22   8  0  111  THE FORGOTTEN DEAD (674)   MORYA
 THE WHITE RABBIT 29-5815    55  11  0  262  EVIL EATER BUNNIES (1446)  LAPUR
 PAM DEMONIUM 32-5551        88  40  1  380  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 SHEET WITH EYES 33-7740     62  16  0  244  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 WHITE LION 35-859           75  51  0  214  RIFF-RAFF CREW (46)        MURSKA
 LUCIUS CATALINE 37-2371     27  18  1   93  ROMAN EMPIRE (1455)        SIBIKHAS
 FLYING PIG 41-4605          79  15  0  226  HELL FROZEN OVER (1428)    KATI-TEI
 ST. GEORGE 43-5034          38  13  0  203  DEVIL SLAYERS (1472)       VEASTIAN
 BUTTERCUP 45-3416           33  28  1  188  MAX'S MIRACLE (845)        STORMCROWE
 NICK TORTELLI 47-8176       23  13  0  143  CHEERS (1425)              NORTH FORK
 KINGU 50-3575               41  48  0  198  MESOPOTAMIA (1433)         SNOWBOUND
 SLICE CONSTRUCT 56-3181     57  44  2  198  ANYWAYUSLICEIT (815)       ROCANIS
 PROPANE TORCH 61-2524       85  77  1  201  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 ROOSTER 65-1414             38  43  1  211  KILLER TUNES (1116)        DAL SHANG
 CAO CAO 72-8791             36  33  1  218  DYNASTY WARRIORS (1490)    DRAGONHEAD
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843         98 210  2  200  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125     84 106  2  198  GWAR (1235)                MAZGOURRAH
 BEAST FEAST 78-3115         36  20  0  213  THE INSTITUTE (1467)       LIN TIRIAN
 YAMA 82-11638               37  22  0  221  DEATH HORDE VI (997)       DWES EG
 SUBTERFUGE 84--27116        69  18  0  365  COLLUSION UNLIMITED (1427) BLACKSTONE
 GOKU 96-2399                19  19  4  181  D B Z (1294)               OLD VALAMANTIS
 REPUGNANT 97-3677          102  48  4  208  SONS OF SATAN (1371)       SHADOW GROVE
 PYG 98-1120                 21  27  4  181  BLOOD IRON (1274)          SYVYN'S HILL
 LUST 99-5216                32  22  5  207  HORDES OF HELL! (1460)     SOUTH RIDGE

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  Armsilbar liked being Master of the Stronghold Academy, all except for one part.

He had to talk to Sheila Greywand at least once a week, usually oftener.  She was 
getting more erratic.  More chaotic.  That would be the effect of the Grey Wand.  It 
was a powerful chaotic artifact, and she kept it with her always.  She had turned his 
predecessor into a frog--or 164 frogs--and then summoned all the members of the 
Academy to a frog-leg dinner.  That had been, ah, bad.  Yes, very bad.
     But here he was entering her chambers.  With, well, it couldn't be called GOOD 
news.  And the look she turned on him--she was in an orcish mood today, all scowling 
black brows and bared fangs--that made him nervous.  But some things had to be done.  
He cleared his throat, which seemed to have a frog in it, and said, "It's about the 
next tourney prize, Lady.  I know it's more than two months away, but this isn't too 
soon to start thinking of some new, exciting prize--"
     "I have no intention of thinking about 'new, exciting prizes'," she snapped.  Or 
was that a snarl?  "These managers are getting above themselves.  They act like I 
created the arena system for their amusement!  There will be one standard prize for 
all the tourneys.  Just one."
     He had a horrible vision of all the managers walking out in a mass.  Perhaps it 
wouldn't be that bad, but it wouldn't be good.  And if he said the wrong thing, well, 
the next frog-leg dinner might be him. "Er, ah, perhaps a specific prize for each 
tourney--a spring prize, a summer prize, and so on?  The managers expect--"
     She exploded.  A literal explosion, the force of the blast blew his hair off.  
She said several things in an obsolete dialect of orcish.  He stepped backward, then 
again.  The blast had blown the door open behind him.  If he could make it out before 
something else happened--
     "Ribbit!  Ribbit!"