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Date   : 05/25/2017    Duedate: 06/07/2017

FREE BLADES ARENA

DM 103    TURN 713

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 STINKY MEAT 2/1454  3764 2090  27 64.3    5 CASTAWAYS 7/1301    1061  985  10 51.9
    GETTING OLD 84/1498                         DARKLINGS 74/1160
    LIMERITICS! 61/1492                       6 ENFORCERS 17/1480     17   16   0 51.5
    NERDS RULE! 17/1465                         STRONGMEN 17/1476
    SATAN'S BBQ 29/1501                       7 MAX'S MIRACL 45/845  154  153   2 50.2
    HALLOWIENERS 33/1391                        RIFF-RAFF CREW 35/46
    DEVIL SLAYERS 43/1472                       ANYWAYUSLICEIT 56/815
    DRAFT DODGERS 84/1394                       STRAGETY, DAMMIT! 32/1482
    HELL'S KITCHEN 9/1495                     8-XXX BANDITS 33/1452   18   19   0 48.6
    MAN OR BEAST? 19/1386                     9 MY PETS 9/1272       468  524   2 47.2
    SATAN'S DINER 26/1497                    10 GWAR 77/1235         852 1081  11 44.1
    SONS OF SATAN 97/1371                       GWAR 82/1422
    THE INSTITUTE 78/1467                       D.R.I. 21/1416
    ANGELS OF PAIN 32/1241                      BIG TEN 3 82/1483
    DAPPER LIZARDS 14/1496                      IN SHINOLA 82/1485
    DEVIL ADVOCATES 32/298                      DEADLY RAGE 72/1453
    SATAN'S BLADES 56/1450                      FEAR FACTORY 61/632
    SATAN'S KINGDOM 9/1461                      HARVEST DAY 82/1486
    HORDES OF HELL! 99/1460                     MESOPOTAMIA 50/1433
    LEGIONS OF HELL 35/1462                     MY CARTOONS 72/1489
    LEGIONS' OF HELL 3/1403                     WHO DA MAN? 12/1414
    MILWAUKEE RULES 84/1409                     FEAR FACTORY 82/1420
    THE DEVIL'S OWN 13/1389                     FEAR FACTORY 3 84/1487
    THE VENETIAN IV 74/1451                     FEAR FACTORY 4 84/1488
    BLADES OF TERROR 12/1406                    MOONS OF KRYNN 82/1484
    HELL FROZEN OVER 41/1428                    FEAR FACTORY II 82/1411
    WIDE WORLD OF... 84/1370                    KARNHORN KARNAGE 9/1479
    LAUGH TRACK LORDS 65/1474                   PANDORA'S CARDS 28/1481
    LORDS OF DARKNESS 84/1408                   DYNASTY WARRIORS 72/1490
    THE GRAIL KNIGHTS 15/1429                   KARNHORN KARNAGE 19/1430
    EVIL EATER BUNNIES 29/1446                  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS 82/1435
    COLLUSION UNLIMITED 84/1427              11 JLG 16/1502          266  343   1 43.7
  2 BLUNT FORCE 29/1491  261  155   3 62.7      CHEERS 47/1425
    HOUSE CANNITH 13/1473                       BLOOD IRON 98/1274
    THE MOTHERSHIP 19/1078                      THE MONGOLOIDS 9/48
  3 THE FORGOTTE 28/674    7    5   0 58.3      KILLER TUNES 65/1116
  4 DB2 97/1295          356  306  10 53.8      ROMAN EMPIRE 37/1455
    D B Z 96/1294                               BLACKED OUT ON... 12/1275
    DEATH HORDE VI 82/997                       THE MONGOLOIDS II 81/1463
    EASTERN HORDE 43/1493                    12 ASSORTED 32/578     1177 1616  20 42.1
    THE FUN BUNCH 16/1500                       UNDER DURESS 64/743
    EASTERN HORDE 2 82/994                      THUNDER CATS 74/1151
    THE QUAM SQUAD 82/1499

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     This time the golem was me, which is about the best you can get.  Still, I'll 
write some stuff by my own hands.  After all, it's Free Blades.  Violent, of course, 
and after this many years, I can believe it.  I'm not gonna tell Mom, though.  She'd 
want a cow.  Bad plan.  Cows for pets?  No.  Think of the mess.

Anyway, here's some bits and pieces.
     MVP award for HORROR OF YIG?  GWAR's proud of him after beating DREHVIN and 
getting 46 points.
       Talk about yer big time losers!  FIGHTING ILLINI got smashed by MUSHAD, and 
lost 37 points!  And this is Mushad's last fight.  Always go out with a win if you 
can.
     FEAR FACTORY was the most avoided team.  Is a 367-393-5 record really that scary?  
I don't know what ANGELS OF PAIN's been doing.  They certainly haven't been accepting 
many fights from FEAR FACTORY, that's fer sher.  They've been doing that most weeks.
     And other stuff, you know.

     Fifty-six fights, that's the regular number here, isn't it?  Ten challenges, one 
of 'em tv.  One death, and three standbys.

The TV challenge:
     FLYING PIG (41-4605) (79-15-0,226) of HELL FROZEN OVER TV challenged SERGE (32-
3549) (98-135-0,325) of ASSORTED.  Up 101, no, make that 99.  Math was not my best 
subject.  FLYING PIG unbelievably bested SERGE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Challenge 
fight.  Why is this unbelievable?  The difference in rank?  But, you know, the Pig has 
to have tourney fights.

The other challenges:
     BLASPHEMY (32-5332) (50-22-1,181) of ANGELS OF PAIN challenged GOKU (96-2399) 
(19-19-4,181) of D B Z.  Straight across.  BLASPHEMY subdued GOKU in a exciting 1 
minute Challenge melee.  Straight across challenges are SO Free Blades.
     TIA MATTE (32-5321) (98-57-0,197) of DEVIL ADVOCATES challenged JOE MAMA (21-
6771) (53-52-1,198) of D.R.I..  Up 1.  TIA MATTE defeated JOE MAMA in a crowd pleasing 
1 minute Challenge duel.  There's something in this, tea and coffee, maybe?  But I 
can't winkle it out.
     HEADLESS NORSEMAN (33-7758) (87-50-2,184) of HALLOWIENERS challenged BUTTERCUP 
(45-3416) (33-28-1,188) of MAX'S MIRACLE.  Up 4.  HEADLESS NORSEMAN devastated 
BUTTERCUP in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.  Well, you know how it is.  With no 
head, the Norseman just, like, bumbles around and steps on the flowers.
     REPUGNANT (97-3677) (102-48-4,208) of SONS OF SATAN challenged KICK INTHE TEETH 
(82-7173) (55-56-4,208) of GWAR.  Straight across.  REPUGNANT demolished KICK INTHE 
TEETH in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.  But Kick's dentist is happy.
     TORTURE (35-4368) (38-18-0,206) of LEGIONS OF HELL challenged SLEEPWALKER (74-
2843) (98-210-2,200) of DARKLINGS.  Down 6.  TORTURE won victory over SLEEPWALKER in a 
crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge fight.  I can remember times when Sleepwalker won 
all over the place, but that was years ago.

     COREY THE MOOSE (84-19615) (81-48-0,189) of DRAFT DODGERS challenged VIOLENT 
PACIFICATION (21-6180) (37-36-0,194) of D.R.I..  Up 5.  COREY THE MOOSE overpowered 
VIOLENT PACIFICATION in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.  Well, yeah.  I mean, how else?
     WEIRD SCIENCE (17-7551) (34-36-0,141) of NERDS RULE! challenged ADEMA (61-3093) 
(35-34-0,139) of FEAR FACTORY.  Down 2.  WEIRD SCIENCE viciously subdued ADEMA in a 
action packed 1 minute Challenge melee.  Give that nerd a pocket protector!
     JACK TRIPPER (65-7376) (34-35-0,130) of LAUGH TRACK LORDS challenged POSTMORTEM 
(82-7091) (27-51-0,136) of FEAR FACTORY.  Up 6.  JACK TRIPPER vanquished POSTMORTEM in 
a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.  Does this mean they didn't sit 
around and talk about the fight afterward?
     LEAPING LEPER (33-7940) (10-1-0,100) of HALLOWIENERS challenged LUCIUS CATALINE 
(37-2371) (27-18-1,93) of ROMAN EMPIRE.  Down 7.  LEAPING LEPER defeated LUCIUS 
CATALINE in a action packed 1 minute Challenge match.  I was reading about Rome on, 
like, the back of a wine bottle.  It fell.

The title fight:
     PAM DEMONIUM (32-5551) (88-40-1,380) of DEVIL ADVOCATES fought WHITE LION (35-
859) (75-51-0,214) of RIFF-RAFF CREW.  PAM DEMONIUM overpowered WHITE LION in a 
exciting 1 minute one-sided Title fight.  Not a surprise.  Is Pam so fearsome that 
nobody will challenge her?  She CAN lose, you can, you know, see it in her record.

Here's Mushad's last fight:
     FIGHTING ILLINI (82-41796) (47-41-1,172) of BIG TEN 3 fought MUSHAD (43-4287) 
(20-10-1,113) of EASTERN HORDE.  FIGHTING ILLINI was handily defeated by MUSHAD in a 
popular 1 minute one-sided match.  This is, like, totally albendranious.  Mushad 
coming from below and winning, you know.

The death:
     CANNIBAL CORPSE (61-2373) (62-98-4,191) of FEAR FACTORY fought HAPPY JACK (19-
4086) (59-50-3,194) of THE MOTHERSHIP.  CANNIBAL CORPSE was easily killed by HAPPY 
JACK in a 1 minute mismatched match.  That's, um, something I forget, with the Corpse 
getting killed.

                                          -- Debby T. 

LORD-MARSHALL                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PAM DEMONIUM 32-5551         89  40  1  403  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SUBTERFUGE 84-38420          70  18  0  373  COLLUSION UNLIMITED (1427) BLACKSTONE
 THE WHITE RABBIT 29-5815     56  11  0  278  EVIL EATER BUNNIES (1446)  LAPUR
 CRAZED WILDEBEEST 9-5824     42  20  0  271  SATAN'S KINGDOM (1461)     ZUKAL
 SEGUE 13-5394                79  33  0  258  THE DEVIL'S OWN (1389)     DULLENS
 SHEET WITH EYES 33-7740      63  16  0  252  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 HYDROPONICUS 29-4605         82  79  0  246  BLUNT FORCE (1491)         LAPUR
 WAILIN' VAN HALEN 35-845     72  57  2  239  RIFF-RAFF CREW (46)        MURSKA
 YAMA 82-11638                38  22  0  239  DEATH HORDE VI (997)       DWES EG
 HAPPY JACK 19-4086           60  50  4  238  THE MOTHERSHIP (1078)      ZUWAYZA
 THE SICKLY DWARF 84-24303    78  26  1  237  MILWAUKEE RULES (1409)     BLACKSTONE
 FLYING PIG 41-4605           80  15  0  232  HELL FROZEN OVER (1428)    KATI-TEI
 TICKLES 9-3486               81 121  1  230  MY PETS (1272)             ZUKAL
 HEAD CHEESE 2-6081           39  32  1  230  STINKY MEAT (1454)         NIANIA
 APOCALYPSE 32-5711           70  22  1  229  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 ROOSTER 65-1414              39  43  1  229  KILLER TUNES (1116)        DAL SHANG
 LITTLE DRAGON 32-6087        41  40  1  228  STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1482)   ARVAT
 3 LIBRAS 84-43047            32  24  0  228  FEAR FACTORY 3 (1487)      BLACKSTONE
 JUSTIN CREDIBLE 21-6514      56  53  2  227  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 PROPANE TORCH 61-2524        86  77  1  225  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 THE SALAMINIZER 65-1413      44  38  1  225  KILLER TUNES (1116)        DAL SHANG
 REAGANOMICS 21-6182          58  67  1  223  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 SHADOW 84-26165              63  44  0  222  LORDS OF DARKNESS (1408)   BLACKSTONE
 REPUGNANT 97-3677           103  48  4  218  SONS OF SATAN (1371)       SHADOW GROVE
 MAD DOG RUSSO 19-5483        49  16  1  218  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 TORTURE 35-4368              39  18  0  212  LEGIONS OF HELL (1462)     MURSKA

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SERGE 32-3549                98 136  0  210  ASSORTED (578)             ARVAT
 HORROR OF YIG 82-56623       28  29  0  210  GWAR (1422)                DWES EG
 CROUCHING HAMSTER 21-6184    56  79  1  209  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 WISHI HADA CLUE 9-787        56  56  1  209  THE MONGOLOIDS (48)        ZUKAL
 KINGU 50-3575                41  49  0  209  MESOPOTAMIA (1433)         SNOWBOUND
 FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125      84 107  2  207  GWAR (1235)                MAZGOURRAH
 WWW.QUAM.COM 82-4467         45  53  4  207  EASTERN HORDE 2 (994)      DWES EG
 MGR THE MAGICIAN 15-5268     35  23  0  207  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 THAI CHILI 82-56573          20  19  1  207  HARVEST DAY (1486)         DWES EG
 TIA MATTE 32-5321            99  57  0  205  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 COREY THE MOOSE 84-19615     82  48  0  204  DRAFT DODGERS (1394)       BLACKSTONE
 KICK INTHE TEETH 82-7173     55  57  4  204  GWAR (1422)                DWES EG
 BACARDI LIMON 12-5509        32  34  0  204  BLACKED OUT ON... (1275)   RIZTAB
 WHITE LION 35-859            75  52  0  203  RIFF-RAFF CREW (46)        MURSKA
 GUILLOTINE 12-6588           64  41  3  203  BLADES OF TERROR (1406)    RIZTAB
 JOE MAMA 21-6771             53  53  1  203  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843          98 211  2  201  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 SIR BUBBA THE BOLD 15-5249   55  26  4  201  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 POOR OLD TOM 82-7154         29  17  3  200  GWAR (1422)                DWES EG
 HEADLESS NORSEMAN 33-7758    88  50  2  199  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 ZOMBIE RAGE 84-15614         60  37  0  199  WIDE WORLD OF... (1370)    BLACKSTONE
 JOY OF LOSING 12-6600        51  55  1  198  WHO DA MAN? (1414)         RIZTAB
 SLICE CONSTRUCT 56-3181      57  45  2  197  ANYWAYUSLICEIT (815)       ROCANIS
 LEPER MESSIAH 72-3954        41  30  2  197  DEADLY RAGE (1453)         DRAGONHEAD
 WHIFF 3-7295                 69  46  1  196  LEGIONS' OF HELL (1403)    OSKSI
 EXPENDABLE YOUTH 9-4200      35  39  1  196  KARNHORN KARNAGE (1479)    ZUKAL
 CAO CAO 72-8791              36  34  1  195  DYNASTY WARRIORS (1490)    DRAGONHEAD
 ST. GEORGE 43-5034           38  14  0  194  DEVIL SLAYERS (1472)       VEASTIAN
 CHIRON 17-4235               33  31  3  194  STRONGMEN (1476)           ALJAFIR
 JON 17-7447                  43  33  0  193  ENFORCERS (1480)           ALJAFIR
 FIRE IN BABYLON 84-43050     26  20  1  193  FEAR FACTORY 4 (1488)      BLACKSTONE
 THE DARK KNIGHT 15-5250      53  26  0  192  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 SAND MAGGOT 61-3397          42  58  1  192  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 BEAST FEAST 78-3115          36  21  0  191  THE INSTITUTE (1467)       LIN TIRIAN
 LUST 99-5216                 32  23  5  191  HORDES OF HELL! (1460)     SOUTH RIDGE
 SADDAM A GO-GO 82-7155       56  48  0  190  GWAR (1422)                DWES EG
 VIOLENT PACIFICATION 21-6180 37  37  0  190  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 JOHN WAYNE GACY 21-7988      38  42  0  188  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 MIRED 82-46332               32  42  2  188  IN SHINOLA (1485)          DWES EG
 BLASPHEMY 32-5332            51  22  1  187  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 VEAL SORENTO 74-4385         46  26  0  187  THE VENETIAN IV (1451)     DAYLA KIV
 AGONY GIGGLE 82-56593        34  36  0  186  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1435)   DWES EG
 BUTTERCUP 45-3416            33  29  1  186  MAX'S MIRACLE (845)        STORMCROWE
 CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373      62  99  4  185  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 PYG 98-1120                  22  27  4  185  BLOOD IRON (1274)          SYVYN'S HILL
 GOKU 96-2399                 19  20  4  183  D B Z (1294)               OLD VALAMANTIS
 ATTILA THE BUM 21-7987       36  44  2  181  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE SCYTHE 56-4456           43  31  0  179  SATAN'S BLADES (1450)      ROCANIS
 FLAME SPIDER 61-3401         43  59  2  178  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
-WAR PIG 33-7914              39  35  1  176  XXX BANDITS (1452)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 SOLINARI 82-41826            26  36  2  174  MOONS OF KRYNN (1484)      DWES EG
 BEAR GRYLLS 19-5185          41  24  0  173  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 PANTHARR 74-807              40  42  2  169  THUNDER CATS (1151)        DAYLA KIV
 IRONTOWER 13-5482            35  24  0  169  HOUSE CANNITH (1473)       DULLENS
 MAN FROM NANTUCKET 61-3917   22   5  0  159  LIMERITICS! (1492)         JURINE
 MUSHAD 43-4287               21  10  1  157  EASTERN HORDE (1493)       VEASTIAN
 NICK TORTELLI 47-8176        24  13  0  156  CHEERS (1425)              NORTH FORK
 PUTRID DEFILER 19-4323       42  47  1  153  KARNHORN KARNAGE (1430)    ZUWAYZA
 PEACE 43-4306                22   5  0  153  EASTERN HORDE (1493)       VEASTIAN
 STYGIAN HAG 82-56568         32  41  0  152  FEAR FACTORY II (1411)     DWES EG

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WEIRD SCIENCE 17-7551        35  36  0  149  NERDS RULE! (1465)         ALJAFIR
 JACK TRIPPER 65-7376         35  35  0  144  LAUGH TRACK LORDS (1474)   DAL SHANG
 TRANSFORMERS 72-8711         27  23  0  144  MY CARTOONS (1489)         DRAGONHEAD
 HAMBURGER TRAIN 82-56605     28  31  0  141  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1435)   DWES EG
 FIGHTING ILLINI 82-41796     47  42  1  135  BIG TEN 3 (1483)           DWES EG
 ADEMA 61-3093                35  35  0  135  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 FREIZA 97-2823               19  20  3  132  DB2 (1295)                 SHADOW GROVE
 POSTMORTEM 82-7091           27  52  0  123  FEAR FACTORY (1420)        DWES EG
 PRINCE JOSHUA 28-3012        23   8  0  122  THE FORGOTTEN DEAD (674)   MORYA
 LEAPING LEPER 33-7940        11   1  0  109  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 MOJO'S MONKEY 16-4101        12   8  0  105  THE FUN BUNCH (1500)       WILLAF

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE 82-56620   28  40  0  100  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1435)   DWES EG
-KIMBHULEE 81-1019            27  17  0  100  THE MONGOLOIDS II (1463)   SHADOWSPIRE
 WUSTHOF 9-5981               18   8  0  100  HELL'S KITCHEN (1495)      ZUKAL
 GEEZER 84-20642              15   3  0   97  GETTING OLD (1498)         BLACKSTONE

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SIR QUAMALOT 82-4630         20   9  0   95  THE QUAM SQUAD (1499)      DWES EG
 LUCIUS CATALINE 37-2371      27  19  1   93  ROMAN EMPIRE (1455)        SIBIKHAS

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 QUEEN OF PENTACLES 28-5294   29  22  0   89  PANDORA'S CARDS (1481)     MORYA
 25RTS 16-5804                23   9  1   83  JLG (1502)                 WILLAF
 DEMON MERINGUE PIE 26-5213   17  14  0   74  SATAN'S DINER (1497)       CALEAM
 DES TROY YARR 32-6352        21  25  0   67  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 FILLETED MINION 29-6107      16   2  1   61  SATAN'S BBQ (1501)         LAPUR
 KIMONO DRAGON 14-5103        19  11  0   59  DAPPER LIZARDS (1496)      TOBIR
 -10 ATTACK 21-7906           16  68  0   58  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 HIP WADERS 82-56642          24  41  1   49  IN SHINOLA (1485)          DWES EG

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373   62  99  4 FEAR FACTORY 632       HAPPY JACK 19-4086        713

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Man from Nantucket -- Last fight for me this week, you've shamed me into retirement -- 
Mushad

     Retirement is good.  You can lie on a beach and work on your tan, and drink 
     things with fruit and umbrellas in them.

Bold Prince Joshua -- Well fought.  Do some more exercises and come see me again. -- 
Peace OUT

3 Libras -- No fair!  Three on one!! -- Goku

Des Troy Yarr -- Eeeeet Eeeerrt Ehhhhhhh!!! -- Mojo's Monkey 

Dark Overlord -- Welcome back!!  I returned last year after a long absence as well. -- 
Mr. Mojo, Eastern Horde

     And you're all really welcome.  We'll have to throw a party for you, maybe in the 
     first part of July.  I forget where.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

FLYING PIG unbelievably bested SERGE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Challenge fight.
BLASPHEMY subdued GOKU in a exciting 1 minute Challenge melee.
TIA MATTE defeated JOE MAMA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge duel.
HEADLESS NORSEMAN devastated BUTTERCUP in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
REPUGNANT demolished KICK INTHE TEETH in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
TORTURE won victory over SLEEPWALKER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge fight.
COREY THE MOOSE overpowered VIOLENT PACIFICATION in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
WEIRD SCIENCE viciously subdued ADEMA in a action packed 1 minute Challenge melee.
JACK TRIPPER vanquished POSTMORTEM in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
LEAPING LEPER defeated LUCIUS CATALINE in a action packed 1 minute Challenge match.
PAM DEMONIUM overpowered WHITE LION in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
SEGUE bested KINGU in a crowd pleasing 2 minute conflict.
ZOMBIE RAGE was subdued by YAMA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
THE DARK KNIGHT was overpowered by PROPANE TORCH in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
SADDAM A GO-GO was overpowered by ROOSTER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided duel.
POOR OLD TOM was overcome by THE SALAMINIZER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bout.
BEAST FEAST was devastated by JUSTIN CREDIBLE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided brawl.
JOY OF LOSING was beaten by MGR THE MAGICIAN in a exciting 1 minute gory bout.
CAO CAO was handily defeated by SHADOW in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
THE SICKLY DWARF overpowered DREHVIN in a 1 minute uneven fight.
MAD DOG RUSSO subdued BACARDI LIMON in a 2 minute bout.
SUBTERFUGE overcame CROUCHING HAMSTER in a action packed 1 minute duel.
3 LIBRAS slimly won victory over JON in a exciting 2 minute gory bout.
WAILIN' VAN HALEN overpowered ST. GEORGE in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
CRAZED WILDEBEEST overpowered FIRE IN BABYLON in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
SHEET WITH EYES beat WWW.QUAM.COM in a action packed 2 minute gory duel.
APOCALYPSE overcame FLATTUS MAXIMUS in a 2 minute bout.
HEAD CHEESE viciously subdued SLICE CONSTRUCT in a exciting 2 minute gory duel.
WHIFF was defeated by LITTLE DRAGON in a action packed 2 minute duel.
HYDROPONICUS overpowered LUST in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
THE WHITE RABBIT overpowered LEPER MESSIAH in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
WISHI HADA CLUE unbelievably bested MIRED in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gruesome match.
JOHN WAYNE GACY was overpowered by GUILLOTINE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
TICKLES devastated VEAL SORENTO in a 1 minute uneven bout.
REAGANOMICS overpowered BEAR GRYLLS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided match.
THE SCYTHE was vanquished by THAI CHILI in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
CANNIBAL CORPSE was easily killed by HAPPY JACK in a 1 minute mismatched match.
PYG overpowered STYGIAN HAG in a action packed 1 minute bloody uneven battle.
SIR BUBBA THE BOLD demolished AGONY GIGGLE in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
SOLINARI was devastated by CHIRON in a action packed 1 minute mismatched match.
FIGHTING ILLINI was handily defeated by MUSHAD in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
ATTILA THE BUM subdued PANTHARR in a action packed 2 minute fight.
HAMBURGER TRAIN was overpowered by MAN FROM NANTUCKET in a 4 minute uneven bout.
PEACE was vanquished by SAND MAGGOT in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided match.
HORROR OF YIG demolished DREHVIN in a popular 2 minute bloody one-sided battle.
FLAME SPIDER devastated FREIZA in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
IRONTOWER was devastated by EXPENDABLE YOUTH in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
PRINCE JOSHUA viciously subdued WUSTHOF in a crowd pleasing 5 minute brutal fight.
PUTRID DEFILER demolished GEEZER in a 1 minute mismatched contest.
TRANSFORMERS was beaten by NICK TORTELLI in a action packed 1 minute bout.
SIR QUAMALOT slimly won victory over FILLETED MINION in a popular 2 minute fight.
MOJO'S MONKEY devastated KIMONO DRAGON in a exciting 1 minute mismatched conflict.
HIP WADERS was overpowered by DEMON MERINGUE PIE in a exciting 1 minute uneven fight.
FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE handily defeated ROSELLA in a popular 1 minute mismatched battle.
DES TROY YARR was devastated by QUEEN OF PENTACLES in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
-10 ATTACK was devastated by 25RTS in a 2 minute gruesome uneven match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      36         PARRY-RIPOSTE     20 -  14 -  0      59  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  25         AIMED BLOW       202 - 150 -  0      57  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   11         WALL OF STEEL     56 -  44 -  1      56  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     10         LUNGING ATTACK   131 - 116 -  0      53  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   7         STRIKING ATTACK   34 -  33 -  0      51  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         SLASHING ATTACK   18 -  23 -  0      44  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         TOTAL PARRY       35 -  57 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         BASHING ATTACK    25 -  44 -  0      36  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         PARRY-LUNGE        7 -  26 -  0      21  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   8 -  0      20  |

Turn 713 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK    12 - 13         6  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      5 -  6         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     2 -  5         2  WALL OF STEEL  
AIMED BLOW        20 - 16     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  4     
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  2     
TOTAL PARRY        5 -  5     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    PAM DEMONIUM 32-5551       89  40  1  403 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)
AIMED BLOW       SUBTERFUGE 84--27116       70  18  0  373 COLLUSION UNLIMITED (1427)
LUNGING ATTACK   THE WHITE RABBIT 29-5815   56  11  0  278 EVIL EATER BUNNIES (1446)
TOTAL PARRY      FLYING PIG 41-4605         80  15  0  232 HELL FROZEN OVER (1428)
BASHING ATTACK   TICKLES 9-3486             81 121  1  230 MY PETS (1272)
SLASHING ATTACK  ROOSTER 65-1414            39  43  1  229 KILLER TUNES (1116)
STRIKING ATTACK  JUSTIN CREDIBLE 21-6514    56  53  2  227 D.R.I. (1416)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    PROPANE TORCH 61-2524      86  77  1  225 FEAR FACTORY (632)
PARRY-LUNGE      SAND MAGGOT 61-3397        42  58  1  192 FEAR FACTORY (632)
PARRY-STRIKE     PUTRID DEFILER 19-4323     42  47  1  153 KARNHORN KARNAGE (1430)

The overall popularity leader is SLEEPWALKER 74-2843.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was SERGE 32-3549.  The ten other most popular fighters were MIRED 82--19204, 
PRINCE JOSHUA 28-3012, MAN FROM NANTUCKET 61-3917, THE SALAMINIZER 65-1413, POOR OLD 
TOM 82-7154, WISHI HADA CLUE 9-787, SHEET WITH EYES 33-7740, HEAD CHEESE 2-6081, 
WUSTHOF 9-5981, and WEIRD SCIENCE 17-7551.

The least popular fighter this week was DES TROY YARR 32-6352.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were GEEZER 84-20642, IRONTOWER 13-5482, FREIZA 97-2823, AGONY 
GIGGLE 82--8943, VEAL SORENTO 74-4385, JOHN WAYNE GACY 21-7988, FIRE IN BABYLON 
84--22486, CAO CAO 72-8791, BEAST FEAST 78-3115, and KIMONO DRAGON 14-5103.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
NIANIA(2)            1  0 0  MORYA(28)            2  0 0  JURINE(61)           4  2 0  
OSKSI(3)             0  1 0  LAPUR(29)            2  1 0  DAL SHANG(65)        3  0 0  
ZUKAL(9)             4  1 0  ARVAT(32)            5  2 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  3 0  
RIZTAB(12)           1  2 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   3  0 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        0  3 0  
DULLENS(13)          1  1 0  MURSKA(35)           2  1 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       0  1 0  
TOBIR(14)            0  1 0  SIBIKHAS(37)         0  1 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       0  1 0  
MALCORN(15)          2  1 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  0 0  DWES EG(82)          5 12 0  
WILLAF(16)           2  0 0  VEASTIAN(43)         1  2 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       5  3 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          2  1 0  STORMCROWE(45)       0  1 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   0  1 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          3  1 1  NORTH FORK(47)       1  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  1 0  
SUNSET(21)           3  5 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        0  1 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  0 0  
CALEAM(26)           1  0 0  ROCANIS(56)          0  2 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HEAD CHEESE 2-6081          39  32  1  230  STINKY MEAT (1454)         NIANIA
 WHIFF 3-7295                69  46  1  196  LEGIONS' OF HELL (1403)    OSKSI
 CRAZED WILDEBEEST 9-5824    42  20  0  271  SATAN'S KINGDOM (1461)     ZUKAL
 BACARDI LIMON 12-5509       32  34  0  204  BLACKED OUT ON... (1275)   RIZTAB
 SEGUE 13-5394               79  33  0  258  THE DEVIL'S OWN (1389)     DULLENS
 KIMONO DRAGON 14-5103       19  11  0   59  DAPPER LIZARDS (1496)      TOBIR
 MGR THE MAGICIAN 15-5268    35  23  0  207  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 MOJO'S MONKEY 16-4101       12   8  0  105  THE FUN BUNCH (1500)       WILLAF
 CHIRON 17-4235              33  31  3  194  STRONGMEN (1476)           ALJAFIR
 HAPPY JACK 19-4086          60  50  4  238  THE MOTHERSHIP (1078)      ZUWAYZA
 JUSTIN CREDIBLE 21-6514     56  53  2  227  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 DEMON MERINGUE PIE 26-5213  17  14  0   74  SATAN'S DINER (1497)       CALEAM
 PRINCE JOSHUA 28-3012       23   8  0  122  THE FORGOTTEN DEAD (674)   MORYA
 THE WHITE RABBIT 29-5815    56  11  0  278  EVIL EATER BUNNIES (1446)  LAPUR
 PAM DEMONIUM 32-5551        89  40  1  403  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 SHEET WITH EYES 33-7740     63  16  0  252  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 WAILIN' VAN HALEN 35-845    72  57  2  239  RIFF-RAFF CREW (46)        MURSKA
 LUCIUS CATALINE 37-2371     27  19  1   93  ROMAN EMPIRE (1455)        SIBIKHAS
 FLYING PIG 41-4605          80  15  0  232  HELL FROZEN OVER (1428)    KATI-TEI
 ST. GEORGE 43-5034          38  14  0  194  DEVIL SLAYERS (1472)       VEASTIAN
 BUTTERCUP 45-3416           33  29  1  186  MAX'S MIRACLE (845)        STORMCROWE
 NICK TORTELLI 47-8176       24  13  0  156  CHEERS (1425)              NORTH FORK

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KINGU 50-3575               41  49  0  209  MESOPOTAMIA (1433)         SNOWBOUND
 SLICE CONSTRUCT 56-3181     57  45  2  197  ANYWAYUSLICEIT (815)       ROCANIS
 PROPANE TORCH 61-2524       86  77  1  225  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 ROOSTER 65-1414             39  43  1  229  KILLER TUNES (1116)        DAL SHANG
 LEPER MESSIAH 72-3954       41  30  2  197  DEADLY RAGE (1453)         DRAGONHEAD
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843         98 211  2  201  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125     84 107  2  207  GWAR (1235)                MAZGOURRAH
 BEAST FEAST 78-3115         36  21  0  191  THE INSTITUTE (1467)       LIN TIRIAN
 YAMA 82-11638               38  22  0  239  DEATH HORDE VI (997)       DWES EG
 SUBTERFUGE 84--27116        70  18  0  373  COLLUSION UNLIMITED (1427) BLACKSTONE
 GOKU 96-2399                19  20  4  183  D B Z (1294)               OLD VALAMANTIS
 REPUGNANT 97-3677          103  48  4  218  SONS OF SATAN (1371)       SHADOW GROVE
 PYG 98-1120                 22  27  4  185  BLOOD IRON (1274)          SYVYN'S HILL
 LUST 99-5216                32  23  5  191  HORDES OF HELL! (1460)     SOUTH RIDGE