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Date : 06/08/2017 Duedate: 06/21/2017
FREE BLADES ARENA
DM 103 TURN 714
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 STINKY MEAT 2/1454 3790 2104 27 64.3 EASTERN HORDE 2 82/994
GETTING OLD 84/1498 THE QUAM SQUAD 82/1499
LIMERITICS! 61/1492 5 DARKLINGS 74/1160 1062 985 10 51.9
NERDS RULE! 17/1465 6 ENFORCERS 17/1480 18 17 0 51.4
SATAN'S BBQ 29/1501 STRONGMEN 17/1476
HALLOWIENERS 33/1391 7 MAX'S MIRACL 45/845 157 155 2 50.3
DEVIL SLAYERS 43/1472 RIFF-RAFF CREW 35/46
DRAFT DODGERS 84/1394 ANYWAYUSLICEIT 56/815
HELL'S KITCHEN 9/1495 STRAGETY, DAMMIT! 32/1482
MAN OR BEAST? 19/1386 8 XXX BANDITS 33/1452 19 19 0 50.0
SATAN'S DINER 26/1497 9 MY PETS 9/1272 468 525 2 47.1
SONS OF SATAN 97/1371 10 GWAR 77/1235 863 1108 12 43.8
THE INSTITUTE 78/1467 GWAR 82/1422
ANGELS OF PAIN 32/1241 D.R.I. 21/1416
DAPPER LIZARDS 14/1496 BIG TEN 3 82/1483
DEVIL ADVOCATES 32/298 IN SHINOLA 82/1485
SATAN'S BLADES 56/1450 DEADLY RAGE 72/1453
SATAN'S KINGDOM 9/1461 FEAR FACTORY 61/632
HORDES OF HELL! 99/1460 HARVEST DAY 82/1486
LEGIONS OF HELL 35/1462 MESOPOTAMIA 50/1433
LEGIONS' OF HELL 3/1403 MY CARTOONS 72/1489
MILWAUKEE RULES 84/1409 WHO DA MAN? 12/1414
THE DEVIL'S OWN 13/1389 FEAR FACTORY 82/1420
THE VENETIAN IV 74/1451 FEAR FACTORY 3 84/1487
BLADES OF TERROR 12/1406 FEAR FACTORY 4 84/1488
HELL FROZEN OVER 41/1428 MOONS OF KRYNN 82/1484
WIDE WORLD OF... 84/1370 FEAR FACTORY II 82/1411
LAUGH TRACK LORDS 65/1474 KARNHORN KARNAGE 9/1479
LORDS OF DARKNESS 84/1408 PANDORA'S CARDS 28/1481
THE GRAIL KNIGHTS 15/1429 DYNASTY WARRIORS 72/1490
EVIL EATER BUNNIES 29/1446 KARNHORN KARNAGE 19/1430
COLLUSION UNLIMITED 84/1427 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS 82/1435
2 BLUNT FORCE 29/1491 263 156 3 62.8 11 JLG 16/1502 270 347 1 43.8
HOUSE CANNITH 13/1473 CHEERS 47/1425
THE MOTHERSHIP 19/1078 BLOOD IRON 98/1274
3-THE FORGOTTE 28/674 7 5 0 58.3 THE MONGOLOIDS 9/48
4 DB2 97/1295 359 310 10 53.7 KILLER TUNES 65/1116
D B Z 96/1294 ROMAN EMPIRE 37/1455
DEATH HORDE VI 82/997 BLACKED OUT ON... 12/1275
EASTERN HORDE 43/1493 12 ASSORTED 32/578 1179 1616 20 42.2
THE FUN BUNCH 16/1500 THUNDER CATS 74/1151
DARKNESS FALLS 15/1503 13 AIM TO MISB 15/1494 0 2 0 0.0
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
I gotta tell you, I think my golem is getting overworked. Even golems can be
overworked, right? I mean, it's the BEST golem, because it's mine, but still.
Oh, well, fight stuff. That's what you're looking for here, right? Angels of
Pain are still avoiding Fear Factory. That's old news, really. We had fifty-five
fights, with seventeen challenges (only one of them TV), but nobody was MOST
challenged. Only one standby, and one person dead.
The challenges:
FLYING PIG (41-4605) (80-15-0,232) of HELL FROZEN OVER TV challenged YAMA (82-
11638) (38-22-0,239) of DEATH HORDE VI. Up 7. I think 7, math was not, you know, my
personal banana. FLYING PIG outwaited YAMA in a crowd pleasing 9 minute Challenge
fight. Nine minutes? That was a long time to sit quietly in the sun. I may give up
on the "sit quietly" part, you know?
THE SALAMINIZER (65-1413) (44-38-1,225) of KILLER TUNES challenged 3 LIBRAS (84-
43047) (32-24-0,228) of FEAR FACTORY 3. Up 3. THE SALAMINIZER vanquished 3 LIBRAS in
a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge battle. Salaminizing sounds to ME like something
you do to your laundry. Well, something you have other people do to your laundry.
ROOSTER (65-1414) (39-43-1,229) of KILLER TUNES challenged CRAZED WILDEBEEST (9-
5824) (42-20-0,271) of SATAN'S KINGDOM. Up 42, probably. ROOSTER was overpowered by
CRAZED WILDEBEEST in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel. Did ROOSTER really know
what he was doing when he challenged CRAZED WILDEBEEST? A 39-44-1 speaks volumes.
(Zontoni said that. I don't know what it means.) What did ROOSTER expect, anyway! Of
course CRAZED WILDEBEEST won. Next time stick to people you have a chance against,
dummy!
VEAL SORENTO (74-4385) (46-26-0,187) of THE VENETIAN IV challenged VIOLENT
PACIFICATION (21-6180) (37-37-0,190) of D.R.I.. Up 3. VEAL SORENTO overpowered
VIOLENT PACIFICATION in a 1 minute Challenge match. I never liked that "sorento"
stuff. Not enough onions. Or, um, something.
HEADLESS NORSEMAN (33-7758) (88-50-2,199) of HALLOWIENERS challenged JOE MAMA
(21-6771) (53-53-1,203) of D.R.I.. Up 4. HEADLESS NORSEMAN won victory over JOE MAMA
in a 1 minute Challenge fight. Did you see? Joe tried to give that Norseman the
LOOK, but it didn't work, because of the Norseman having no head. You gotta pay
attention to stuff like that.
THE DARK KNIGHT (15-5250) (53-26-0,192) of THE GRAIL KNIGHTS challenged FIRE IN
BABYLON (84-43050) (26-20-1,193) of FEAR FACTORY 4. Up 1. THE DARK KNIGHT was
overpowered by FIRE IN BABYLON in a 2 minute Challenge brawl. Too bad fire
extinguishers aren't standard weapons, right?
WISHI HADA CLUE (9-787) (56-56-1,209) of THE MONGOLOIDS challenged TORTURE (35-
4368) (39-18-0,212) of LEGIONS OF HELL. Up 3. WISHI HADA CLUE was savagely defeated
by TORTURE in a 18 minute Challenge melee. If he hada clue, would he win?
BACARDI LIMON (12-5509) (32-34-0,204) of BLACKED OUT ON... challenged HORROR OF
YIG (82-56623) (28-29-0,210) of GWAR. Up 6. BACARDI LIMON vanquished HORROR OF YIG
in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel. Good job! I SAW some Yig once. Yig is,
like, REALLY horrible.
PYG (98-1120) (22-27-4,185) of BLOOD IRON challenged BEAST FEAST (78-3115) (36-
21-0,191) of THE INSTITUTE. Up 6. PYG won victory over BEAST FEAST in a popular 1
minute Challenge fight. Is Pyg like Peeg? I think it was Peeg at the party. An okay
guy, I guess, but stupid. He didn't know anything about skiing.
ST. GEORGE (43-5034) (38-14-0,194) of DEVIL SLAYERS challenged CAO CAO (72-8791)
(36-34-1,195) of DYNASTY WARRIORS. Up 1. ST. GEORGE overpowered CAO CAO in a 1
minute one-sided Challenge melee. Cao Cao is going around claiming to be a dragon
now, because of that being, you know, Georgie's specialty.
MGR THE MAGICIAN (15-5268) (35-23-0,207) of THE GRAIL KNIGHTS challenged THAI
CHILI (82-56573) (20-19-1,207) of HARVEST DAY. Straight across. MGR THE MAGICIAN
overpowered THAI CHILI in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match. Sour cream is the
key. Okay, I don't know, but it makes sense, right?
BLASPHEMY (32-5332) (51-22-1,187) of ANGELS OF PAIN challenged MIRED (82-46332)
(32-42-2,188) of IN SHINOLA. Up 1. BLASPHEMY devastated MIRED in a crowd pleasing 1
minute one-sided Challenge battle. That was weird. I mean, what Mired said at the
end.
THE SCYTHE (56-4456) (43-31-0,179) of SATAN'S BLADES challenged GOKU (96-2399)
(19-20-4,183) of D B Z. Up 4. THE SCYTHE overpowered GOKU in a popular 1 minute
mismatched Challenge conflict. It isn't exactly overkill, because Goku wasn't killed,
but it was something like that.
NICK TORTELLI (47-8176) (24-13-0,156) of CHEERS challenged SOLINARI (82-41826)
(26-36-2,174) of MOONS OF KRYNN. Up 18. NICK TORTELLI defeated SOLINARI in a action
packed 1 minute Challenge struggle. Well, okay. Um, okay.
LEAPING LEPER (33-7940) (11-1-0,109) of HALLOWIENERS challenged FREIZA (97-2823)
(19-20-3,132) of DB2. Up lots, um, 23? LEAPING LEPER handily defeated FREIZA in a 1
minute mismatched Challenge bout. People were asking me did LEAPING LEPER REALLY
challenge FREIZA? (All right, maybe they didn't, but it sounded good!) It wasn't a
spectacular fight, or anything, but FREIZA wants me to write about it since he lost to
LEAPING LEPER. I never really got that, about the loser wanting me to write about the
fight, but there it is.
LUCIUS CATALINE (37-2371) (27-19-1,93) of ROMAN EMPIRE challenged WUSTHOF (9-
5981) (18-8-0,100) of HELL'S KITCHEN. Up 7. LUCIUS CATALINE was bested by WUSTHOF in
a exciting 5 minute brutal Challenge fight. I'm not sure I want to know what's
cooking there tonight.
25RTS (16-5804) (23-9-1,83) of JLG challenged SIR QUAMALOT (82-4630) (20-9-0,95)
of THE QUAM SQUAD. Up 12. 25RTS was overpowered by SIR QUAMALOT in a popular 1
minute one-sided Challenge bout. This Quam Squad must be albendranious.
The title match:
PAM DEMONIUM (32-5551) (89-40-1,403) of DEVIL ADVOCATES fought WAILIN' VAN HALEN
(35-845) (72-57-2,239) of RIFF-RAFF CREW. PAM DEMONIUM was viciously subdued by
WAILIN' VAN HALEN in a 2 minute Title contest. Was that a tear I saw in WAILIN' VAN
HALEN's eye, as he took over Lord Marshallship? Well, probably not. And wasn't PAM
DEMONIUM fit to be tied! Who was the wiseguy that said FREE BLADES' Duelmaster was
paying for drinks at The Cooler? Don't look at me!
The death:
TICKLES (9-3486) (81-121-1,230) of MY PETS fought SAND MAGGOT (61-3397) (42-58-
1,192) of FEAR FACTORY. TICKLES was slain by SAND MAGGOT in a exciting 2 minute bout.
MVP award for SAND MAGGOT? FEAR FACTORY's proud of him after beating TICKLES and
getting 53 points.
The standby:
COREY THE MOOSE (84-19615) (82-48-0,204) of DRAFT DODGERS fought HELYSE (103-36)
(45-35-5,165) of the Guys. COREY THE MOOSE was overcome by HELYSE in a exciting 1
minute conflict. Talk about yer big time losers! COREY THE MOOSE got smashed by
HELYSE, and lost 24 points!
Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other! Don't you guys ever give
it a break? Fight, fight, fight. Is that all you guys can do?
Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain. Soak it in cold water, and hand
wash. I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits. Remember you
guys, ease up sometimes! Chill out!
-- Debby T.
LORD-MARSHALL W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
WAILIN' VAN HALEN 35-845 73 57 2 272 RIFF-RAFF CREW (46) MURSKA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SUBTERFUGE 84-38420 71 18 0 384 COLLUSION UNLIMITED (1427) BLACKSTONE
THE WHITE RABBIT 29-5815 57 11 0 284 EVIL EATER BUNNIES (1446) LAPUR
CRAZED WILDEBEEST 9-5824 43 20 0 282 SATAN'S KINGDOM (1461) ZUKAL
HYDROPONICUS 29-4605 83 79 0 262 BLUNT FORCE (1491) LAPUR
THE SICKLY DWARF 84-24303 79 26 1 250 MILWAUKEE RULES (1409) BLACKSTONE
FLYING PIG 41-4605 81 15 0 246 HELL FROZEN OVER (1428) KATI-TEI
SAND MAGGOT 61-3397 43 58 2 245 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
REAGANOMICS 21-6182 59 67 1 241 D.R.I. (1416) SUNSET
HEAD CHEESE 2-6081 40 32 1 241 STINKY MEAT (1454) NIANIA
APOCALYPSE 32-5711 71 22 1 240 ANGELS OF PAIN (1241) ARVAT
THE SALAMINIZER 65-1413 45 38 1 240 KILLER TUNES (1116) DAL SHANG
WHITE LION 35-859 76 52 0 237 RIFF-RAFF CREW (46) MURSKA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
POOR OLD TOM 82-7154 30 17 3 236 GWAR (1422) DWES EG
FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125 85 107 2 234 GWAR (1235) MAZGOURRAH
JON 17-7447 44 33 0 226 ENFORCERS (1480) ALJAFIR
GUILLOTINE 12-6588 65 41 3 221 BLADES OF TERROR (1406) RIZTAB
TORTURE 35-4368 40 18 0 220 LEGIONS OF HELL (1462) MURSKA
MGR THE MAGICIAN 15-5268 36 23 0 219 THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429) MALCORN
SERGE 32-3549 99 136 0 218 ASSORTED (578) ARVAT
FIRE IN BABYLON 84-43050 27 20 1 218 FEAR FACTORY 4 (1488) BLACKSTONE
BACARDI LIMON 12-5509 33 34 0 217 BLACKED OUT ON... (1275) RIZTAB
JOHN WAYNE GACY 21-7988 39 42 0 216 D.R.I. (1416) SUNSET
TIA MATTE 32-5321 100 57 0 212 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298) ARVAT
SIR BUBBA THE BOLD 15-5249 56 26 4 212 THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429) MALCORN
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SLEEPWALKER 74-2843 99 211 2 210 DARKLINGS (1160) DAYLA KIV
YAMA 82-11638 38 23 0 210 DEATH HORDE VI (997) DWES EG
WHIFF 3-7295 70 46 1 208 LEGIONS' OF HELL (1403) OSKSI
LEPER MESSIAH 72-3954 42 30 2 208 DEADLY RAGE (1453) DRAGONHEAD
KICK INTHE TEETH 82-7173 55 58 4 207 GWAR (1422) DWES EG
HEADLESS NORSEMAN 33-7758 89 50 2 206 HALLOWIENERS (1391) NIATOLI ISLAND
ST. GEORGE 43-5034 39 14 0 206 DEVIL SLAYERS (1472) VEASTIAN
CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373 63 99 4 204 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
WISHI HADA CLUE 9-787 56 57 1 204 THE MONGOLOIDS (48) ZUKAL
JOE MAMA 21-6771 53 54 1 204 D.R.I. (1416) SUNSET
JUSTIN CREDIBLE 21-6514 56 54 2 203 D.R.I. (1416) SUNSET
LITTLE DRAGON 32-6087 41 41 1 203 STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1482) ARVAT
WWW.QUAM.COM 82-4467 45 54 4 202 EASTERN HORDE 2 (994) DWES EG
PYG 98-1120 23 27 4 202 BLOOD IRON (1274) SYVYN'S HILL
PAM DEMONIUM 32-5551 89 41 1 200 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298) ARVAT
VEAL SORENTO 74-4385 47 26 0 200 THE VENETIAN IV (1451) DAYLA KIV
SLICE CONSTRUCT 56-3181 58 45 2 199 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (815) ROCANIS
SADDAM A GO-GO 82-7155 57 48 0 199 GWAR (1422) DWES EG
REPUGNANT 97-3677 103 49 4 198 SONS OF SATAN (1371) SHADOW GROVE
BLASPHEMY 32-5332 52 22 1 198 ANGELS OF PAIN (1241) ARVAT
SEGUE 13-5394 79 34 0 197 THE DEVIL'S OWN (1389) DULLENS
HAPPY JACK 19-4086 60 51 4 197 THE MOTHERSHIP (1078) ZUWAYZA
ROOSTER 65-1414 39 44 1 197 KILLER TUNES (1116) DAL SHANG
SHADOW 84-26165 63 45 0 196 LORDS OF DARKNESS (1408) BLACKSTONE
CROUCHING HAMSTER 21-6184 56 80 1 195 D.R.I. (1416) SUNSET
TICKLES 9-3486 81 122 1 194 MY PETS (1272) ZUKAL
SHEET WITH EYES 33-7740 63 17 0 194 HALLOWIENERS (1391) NIATOLI ISLAND
JOY OF LOSING 12-6600 51 56 1 193 WHO DA MAN? (1414) RIZTAB
THAI CHILI 82-56573 20 20 1 193 HARVEST DAY (1486) DWES EG
-BOWEN 15-5091 67 88 1 192 DARKNESS FALLS (1503) MALCORN
THE SCYTHE 56-4456 44 31 0 192 SATAN'S BLADES (1450) ROCANIS
KINGU 50-3575 41 50 0 192 MESOPOTAMIA (1433) SNOWBOUND
3 LIBRAS 84-43047 32 25 0 192 FEAR FACTORY 3 (1487) BLACKSTONE
PROPANE TORCH 61-2524 86 78 1 191 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
MAD DOG RUSSO 19-5483 49 17 1 190 MAN OR BEAST? (1386) ZUWAYZA
CAO CAO 72-8791 36 35 1 190 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1490) DRAGONHEAD
HORROR OF YIG 82-56623 28 30 0 190 GWAR (1422) DWES EG
BUTTERCUP 45-3416 33 30 1 189 MAX'S MIRACLE (845) STORMCROWE
CHIRON 17-4235 33 32 3 188 STRONGMEN (1476) ALJAFIR
EXPENDABLE YOUTH 9-4200 35 40 1 187 KARNHORN KARNAGE (1479) ZUKAL
MIRED 82-46332 32 43 2 186 IN SHINOLA (1485) DWES EG
THE DARK KNIGHT 15-5250 53 27 0 185 THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429) MALCORN
IRONTOWER 13-5482 36 24 0 184 HOUSE CANNITH (1473) DULLENS
ZOMBIE RAGE 84-15614 60 38 0 183 WIDE WORLD OF... (1370) BLACKSTONE
VIOLENT PACIFICATION 21-6180 37 38 0 183 D.R.I. (1416) SUNSET
BEAST FEAST 78-3115 36 22 0 183 THE INSTITUTE (1467) LIN TIRIAN
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
COREY THE MOOSE 84-19615 82 49 0 180 DRAFT DODGERS (1394) BLACKSTONE
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FLAME SPIDER 61-3401 43 60 2 180 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
LUST 99-5216 32 24 5 179 HORDES OF HELL! (1460) SOUTH RIDGE
WAR PIG 33-7914 40 35 1 178 XXX BANDITS (1452) NIATOLI ISLAND
AGONY GIGGLE 82-56593 34 37 0 176 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1435) DWES EG
BEAR GRYLLS 19-5185 42 24 0 175 MAN OR BEAST? (1386) ZUWAYZA
GOKU 96-2399 19 21 4 174 D B Z (1294) OLD VALAMANTIS
PANTHARR 74-807 41 42 2 173 THUNDER CATS (1151) DAYLA KIV
PEACE 43-4306 23 5 0 173 EASTERN HORDE (1493) VEASTIAN
NICK TORTELLI 47-8176 25 13 0 171 CHEERS (1425) NORTH FORK
ATTILA THE BUM 21-7987 36 45 2 167 D.R.I. (1416) SUNSET
MAN FROM NANTUCKET 61-3917 22 6 0 167 LIMERITICS! (1492) JURINE
SOLINARI 82-41826 26 37 2 163 MOONS OF KRYNN (1484) DWES EG
-MUSHAD 43-4287 21 10 1 157 EASTERN HORDE (1493) VEASTIAN
STYGIAN HAG 82-56568 32 42 0 156 FEAR FACTORY II (1411) DWES EG
TRANSFORMERS 72-8711 28 23 0 155 MY CARTOONS (1489) DRAGONHEAD
PUTRID DEFILER 19-4323 42 48 1 153 KARNHORN KARNAGE (1430) ZUWAYZA
FIGHTING ILLINI 82-41796 48 42 1 152 BIG TEN 3 (1483) DWES EG
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HAMBURGER TRAIN 82-56605 28 32 0 147 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1435) DWES EG
ADEMA 61-3093 35 36 0 140 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
JACK TRIPPER 65-7376 35 36 0 135 LAUGH TRACK LORDS (1474) DAL SHANG
WEIRD SCIENCE 17-7551 35 37 0 134 NERDS RULE! (1465) ALJAFIR
LEAPING LEPER 33-7940 12 1 0 132 HALLOWIENERS (1391) NIATOLI ISLAND
-PRINCE JOSHUA 28-3012 23 8 0 122 THE FORGOTTEN DEAD (674) MORYA
GEEZER 84-20642 16 3 0 118 GETTING OLD (1498) BLACKSTONE
MOJO'S MONKEY 16-4101 13 8 0 117 THE FUN BUNCH (1500) WILLAF
FREIZA 97-2823 19 21 3 113 DB2 (1295) SHADOW GROVE
POSTMORTEM 82-7091 27 53 0 111 FEAR FACTORY (1420) DWES EG
SIR QUAMALOT 82-4630 21 9 0 110 THE QUAM SQUAD (1499) DWES EG
WUSTHOF 9-5981 19 8 0 110 HELL'S KITCHEN (1495) ZUKAL
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LUCIUS CATALINE 37-2371 27 20 1 96 ROMAN EMPIRE (1455) SIBIKHAS
FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE 82-56620 28 41 0 92 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1435) DWES EG
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FILLETED MINION 29-6107 17 2 1 90 SATAN'S BBQ (1501) LAPUR
DEMON MERINGUE PIE 26-5213 18 14 0 80 SATAN'S DINER (1497) CALEAM
25RTS 16-5804 23 10 1 79 JLG (1502) WILLAF
DES TROY YARR 32-6352 22 25 0 73 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298) ARVAT
QUEEN OF PENTACLES 28-5294 29 23 0 69 PANDORA'S CARDS (1481) MORYA
KIMONO DRAGON 14-5103 20 11 0 62 DAPPER LIZARDS (1496) TOBIR
-HEMORRHAGE 65-6420 16 9 1 58 KILLER TUNES (1116) DAL SHANG
-10 ATTACK 21-7906 16 69 0 58 D.R.I. (1416) SUNSET
HIP WADERS 82-56642 24 42 1 50 IN SHINOLA (1485) DWES EG
KALEY FRYE 15-5553 14 16 1 50 AIM TO MISBEHAVE (1494) MALCORN
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
TICKLES 9-3486 81 122 1 MY PETS 1272 SAND MAGGOT 61-3397 714
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
FLYING PIG outwaited YAMA in a crowd pleasing 9 minute Challenge fight.
THE SALAMINIZER vanquished 3 LIBRAS in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
ROOSTER was overpowered by CRAZED WILDEBEEST in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
VEAL SORENTO overpowered VIOLENT PACIFICATION in a 1 minute Challenge match.
HEADLESS NORSEMAN won victory over JOE MAMA in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
THE DARK KNIGHT was overpowered by FIRE IN BABYLON in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
WISHI HADA CLUE was savagely defeated by TORTURE in a 18 minute Challenge melee.
BACARDI LIMON vanquished HORROR OF YIG in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
PYG won victory over BEAST FEAST in a popular 1 minute Challenge fight.
ST. GEORGE overpowered CAO CAO in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
MGR THE MAGICIAN overpowered THAI CHILI in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
BLASPHEMY devastated MIRED in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
THE SCYTHE overpowered GOKU in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
NICK TORTELLI defeated SOLINARI in a action packed 1 minute Challenge struggle.
LEAPING LEPER handily defeated FREIZA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
LUCIUS CATALINE was bested by WUSTHOF in a exciting 5 minute brutal Challenge fight.
25RTS was overpowered by SIR QUAMALOT in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
PAM DEMONIUM was viciously subdued by WAILIN' VAN HALEN in a 2 minute Title contest.
THE SICKLY DWARF vanquished JUSTIN CREDIBLE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SHADOW was viciously subdued by REAGANOMICS in a popular 3 minute brutal contest.
HAPPY JACK was overpowered by GUILLOTINE in a exciting 2 minute gory uneven fight.
SUBTERFUGE vanquished LITTLE DRAGON in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
PROPANE TORCH was demolished by HYDROPONICUS in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
MAD DOG RUSSO was handily defeated by FLATTUS MAXIMUS in a 1 minute uneven bout.
SEGUE was overpowered by WHITE LION in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven competition.
REPUGNANT was savagely defeated by POOR OLD TOM in a action packed 2 minute gory duel.
THE WHITE RABBIT beat KICK INTHE TEETH in a popular 1 minute match.
TICKLES was slain by SAND MAGGOT in a exciting 2 minute bout.
SHEET WITH EYES was beaten by JON in a 1 minute fray.
HEAD CHEESE demolished KINGU in a popular 1 minute uneven contest.
APOCALYPSE devastated WWW.QUAM.COM in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
SERGE savagely defeated CROUCHING HAMSTER in a popular 1 minute brutal fray.
SIR BUBBA THE BOLD demolished BUTTERCUP in a 3 minute one-sided conflict.
JOHN WAYNE GACY overpowered ZOMBIE RAGE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ATTILA THE BUM was overcome by PEACE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
WHIFF vanquished JOY OF LOSING in a exciting 1 minute gruesome one-sided match.
SLICE CONSTRUCT vanquished STYGIAN HAG in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
CANNIBAL CORPSE handily defeated LUST in a exciting 1 minute bloody mismatched fight.
COREY THE MOOSE was overcome by HELYSE in a exciting 1 minute conflict.
LEPER MESSIAH overpowered CHIRON in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
SLEEPWALKER overpowered EXPENDABLE YOUTH in a 1 minute uneven bout.
TIA MATTE overpowered FLAME SPIDER in a exciting 1 minute uneven competition.
SADDAM A GO-GO subdued MAN FROM NANTUCKET in a exciting 5 minute conflict.
AGONY GIGGLE was subdued by IRONTOWER in a 2 minute battle.
PANTHARR savagely defeated PUTRID DEFILER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody bout.
BEAR GRYLLS handily defeated ADEMA in a exciting 1 minute brutal mismatched match.
WAR PIG viciously subdued HAMBURGER TRAIN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal fight.
MOJO'S MONKEY demolished FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE in a popular 2 minute mismatched contest.
FIGHTING ILLINI vanquished WEIRD SCIENCE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
POSTMORTEM was savagely defeated by GEEZER in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bloody brawl.
TRANSFORMERS overpowered JACK TRIPPER in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
HIP WADERS was savagely defeated by KIMONO DRAGON in a 2 minute brutal conflict.
DES TROY YARR viciously subdued -10 ATTACK in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gory bout.
FILLETED MINION overpowered QUEEN OF PENTACLES in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
DEMON MERINGUE PIE overpowered KALEY FRYE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 36 LUNGING ATTACK 140 - 110 - 0 56 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 25 PARRY-RIPOSTE 20 - 16 - 0 56 |
|WALL OF STEEL 11 AIMED BLOW 196 - 160 - 0 55 |
|TOTAL PARRY 9 WALL OF STEEL 56 - 47 - 1 54 |
|BASHING ATTACK 7 STRIKING ATTACK 32 - 33 - 0 49 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 5 SLASHING ATTACK 18 - 24 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 TOTAL PARRY 34 - 58 - 0 37 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 5 BASHING ATTACK 25 - 44 - 0 36 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 5 PARRY-LUNGE 9 - 26 - 1 26 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 8 - 0 20 |
Turn 714 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 5 - 6 6 AIMED BLOW
LUNGING ATTACK 17 - 8 BASHING ATTACK 3 - 4 2 LUNGING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 18 - 18 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 3 1 TOTAL PARRY
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 3 1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 7 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 4
PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK WAILIN' VAN HALEN 35-845 73 57 2 272 RIFF-RAFF CREW (46)
AIMED BLOW SUBTERFUGE 84--27116 71 18 0 384 COLLUSION UNLIMITED (1427)
TOTAL PARRY FLYING PIG 41-4605 81 15 0 246 HELL FROZEN OVER (1428)
PARRY-LUNGE SAND MAGGOT 61-3397 43 58 2 245 FEAR FACTORY (632)
PARRY-RIPOSTE REAGANOMICS 21-6182 59 67 1 241 D.R.I. (1416)
WALL OF STEEL WHITE LION 35-859 76 52 0 237 RIFF-RAFF CREW (46)
BASHING ATTACK FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125 85 107 2 234 GWAR (1235)
SLASHING ATTACK LEPER MESSIAH 72-3954 42 30 2 208 DEADLY RAGE (1453)
STRIKING ATTACK JUSTIN CREDIBLE 21-6514 56 54 2 203 D.R.I. (1416)
PARRY-STRIKE PUTRID DEFILER 19-4323 42 48 1 153 KARNHORN KARNAGE (1430)
The overall popularity leader is SLEEPWALKER 74-2843. The most popular warrior this
turn was YAMA 82-11638. The ten other most popular fighters were LUCIUS CATALINE
37-2371, WAILIN' VAN HALEN 35-845, TORTURE 35-4368, REAGANOMICS 21-6182, SIR BUBBA
THE BOLD 15-5249, GEEZER 84-20642, POOR OLD TOM 82-7154, TICKLES 9-3486, GUILLOTINE
12-6588, and PANTHARR 74-807.
The least popular fighter this week was KALEY FRYE 15-5553. The other ten least
popular fighters were QUEEN OF PENTACLES 28-5294, WEIRD SCIENCE 17-7551, EXPENDABLE
YOUTH 9-4200, MAD DOG RUSSO 19-5483, CAO CAO 72-8791, JACK TRIPPER 65-7376, FIGHTING
ILLINI 82--23740, ADEMA 61-3093, CHIRON 17-4235, and STYGIAN HAG 82--8968.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
NIANIA(2) 1 0 0 MORYA(28) 0 1 0 JURINE(61) 2 4 1
OSKSI(3) 1 0 0 LAPUR(29) 3 0 0 DAL SHANG(65) 1 2 0
ZUKAL(9) 2 3 0 ARVAT(32) 5 2 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 2 1 0
RIZTAB(12) 2 1 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 3 1 0 DAYLA KIV(74) 3 0 0
DULLENS(13) 1 1 0 MURSKA(35) 3 0 0 MAZGOURRAH(77) 1 0 0
TOBIR(14) 1 0 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 0 1 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 0 1 0
MALCORN(15) 2 2 0 KATI-TEI(41) 1 0 0 DWES EG(82) 4 13 0
WILLAF(16) 1 1 0 VEASTIAN(43) 2 0 0 BLACKSTONE(84) 4 4 0
ALJAFIR(17) 1 2 0 STORMCROWE(45) 0 1 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 0 1 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 1 3 0 NORTH FORK(47) 1 0 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 0 2 0
SUNSET(21) 2 6 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 0 1 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 1 0 0
CALEAM(26) 1 0 0 ROCANIS(56) 2 0 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HEAD CHEESE 2-6081 40 32 1 241 STINKY MEAT (1454) NIANIA
WHIFF 3-7295 70 46 1 208 LEGIONS' OF HELL (1403) OSKSI
CRAZED WILDEBEEST 9-5824 43 20 0 282 SATAN'S KINGDOM (1461) ZUKAL
GUILLOTINE 12-6588 65 41 3 221 BLADES OF TERROR (1406) RIZTAB
SEGUE 13-5394 79 34 0 197 THE DEVIL'S OWN (1389) DULLENS
KIMONO DRAGON 14-5103 20 11 0 62 DAPPER LIZARDS (1496) TOBIR
MGR THE MAGICIAN 15-5268 36 23 0 219 THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429) MALCORN
MOJO'S MONKEY 16-4101 13 8 0 117 THE FUN BUNCH (1500) WILLAF
JON 17-7447 44 33 0 226 ENFORCERS (1480) ALJAFIR
HAPPY JACK 19-4086 60 51 4 197 THE MOTHERSHIP (1078) ZUWAYZA
REAGANOMICS 21-6182 59 67 1 241 D.R.I. (1416) SUNSET
DEMON MERINGUE PIE 26-5213 18 14 0 80 SATAN'S DINER (1497) CALEAM
QUEEN OF PENTACLES 28-5294 29 23 0 69 PANDORA'S CARDS (1481) MORYA
THE WHITE RABBIT 29-5815 57 11 0 284 EVIL EATER BUNNIES (1446) LAPUR
APOCALYPSE 32-5711 71 22 1 240 ANGELS OF PAIN (1241) ARVAT
HEADLESS NORSEMAN 33-7758 89 50 2 206 HALLOWIENERS (1391) NIATOLI ISLAND
WAILIN' VAN HALEN 35-845 73 57 2 272 RIFF-RAFF CREW (46) MURSKA
LUCIUS CATALINE 37-2371 27 20 1 96 ROMAN EMPIRE (1455) SIBIKHAS
FLYING PIG 41-4605 81 15 0 246 HELL FROZEN OVER (1428) KATI-TEI
ST. GEORGE 43-5034 39 14 0 206 DEVIL SLAYERS (1472) VEASTIAN
BUTTERCUP 45-3416 33 30 1 189 MAX'S MIRACLE (845) STORMCROWE
NICK TORTELLI 47-8176 25 13 0 171 CHEERS (1425) NORTH FORK
KINGU 50-3575 41 50 0 192 MESOPOTAMIA (1433) SNOWBOUND
SLICE CONSTRUCT 56-3181 58 45 2 199 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (815) ROCANIS
SAND MAGGOT 61-3397 43 58 2 245 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
THE SALAMINIZER 65-1413 45 38 1 240 KILLER TUNES (1116) DAL SHANG
LEPER MESSIAH 72-3954 42 30 2 208 DEADLY RAGE (1453) DRAGONHEAD
SLEEPWALKER 74-2843 99 211 2 210 DARKLINGS (1160) DAYLA KIV
FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125 85 107 2 234 GWAR (1235) MAZGOURRAH
BEAST FEAST 78-3115 36 22 0 183 THE INSTITUTE (1467) LIN TIRIAN
POOR OLD TOM 82-7154 30 17 3 236 GWAR (1422) DWES EG
SUBTERFUGE 84--27116 71 18 0 384 COLLUSION UNLIMITED (1427) BLACKSTONE
GOKU 96-2399 19 21 4 174 D B Z (1294) OLD VALAMANTIS
REPUGNANT 97-3677 103 49 4 198 SONS OF SATAN (1371) SHADOW GROVE
PYG 98-1120 23 27 4 202 BLOOD IRON (1274) SYVYN'S HILL
LUST 99-5216 32 24 5 179 HORDES OF HELL! (1460) SOUTH RIDGE