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Date   : 06/08/2017    Duedate: 06/21/2017

FREE BLADES ARENA

DM 103    TURN 714

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 STINKY MEAT 2/1454  3790 2104  27 64.3      EASTERN HORDE 2 82/994
    GETTING OLD 84/1498                         THE QUAM SQUAD 82/1499
    LIMERITICS! 61/1492                       5 DARKLINGS 74/1160   1062  985  10 51.9
    NERDS RULE! 17/1465                       6 ENFORCERS 17/1480     18   17   0 51.4
    SATAN'S BBQ 29/1501                         STRONGMEN 17/1476
    HALLOWIENERS 33/1391                      7 MAX'S MIRACL 45/845  157  155   2 50.3
    DEVIL SLAYERS 43/1472                       RIFF-RAFF CREW 35/46
    DRAFT DODGERS 84/1394                       ANYWAYUSLICEIT 56/815
    HELL'S KITCHEN 9/1495                       STRAGETY, DAMMIT! 32/1482
    MAN OR BEAST? 19/1386                     8 XXX BANDITS 33/1452   19   19   0 50.0
    SATAN'S DINER 26/1497                     9 MY PETS 9/1272       468  525   2 47.1
    SONS OF SATAN 97/1371                    10 GWAR 77/1235         863 1108  12 43.8
    THE INSTITUTE 78/1467                       GWAR 82/1422
    ANGELS OF PAIN 32/1241                      D.R.I. 21/1416
    DAPPER LIZARDS 14/1496                      BIG TEN 3 82/1483
    DEVIL ADVOCATES 32/298                      IN SHINOLA 82/1485
    SATAN'S BLADES 56/1450                      DEADLY RAGE 72/1453
    SATAN'S KINGDOM 9/1461                      FEAR FACTORY 61/632
    HORDES OF HELL! 99/1460                     HARVEST DAY 82/1486
    LEGIONS OF HELL 35/1462                     MESOPOTAMIA 50/1433
    LEGIONS' OF HELL 3/1403                     MY CARTOONS 72/1489
    MILWAUKEE RULES 84/1409                     WHO DA MAN? 12/1414
    THE DEVIL'S OWN 13/1389                     FEAR FACTORY 82/1420
    THE VENETIAN IV 74/1451                     FEAR FACTORY 3 84/1487
    BLADES OF TERROR 12/1406                    FEAR FACTORY 4 84/1488
    HELL FROZEN OVER 41/1428                    MOONS OF KRYNN 82/1484
    WIDE WORLD OF... 84/1370                    FEAR FACTORY II 82/1411
    LAUGH TRACK LORDS 65/1474                   KARNHORN KARNAGE 9/1479
    LORDS OF DARKNESS 84/1408                   PANDORA'S CARDS 28/1481
    THE GRAIL KNIGHTS 15/1429                   DYNASTY WARRIORS 72/1490
    EVIL EATER BUNNIES 29/1446                  KARNHORN KARNAGE 19/1430
    COLLUSION UNLIMITED 84/1427                 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS 82/1435
  2 BLUNT FORCE 29/1491  263  156   3 62.8   11 JLG 16/1502          270  347   1 43.8
    HOUSE CANNITH 13/1473                       CHEERS 47/1425
    THE MOTHERSHIP 19/1078                      BLOOD IRON 98/1274
  3-THE FORGOTTE 28/674    7    5   0 58.3      THE MONGOLOIDS 9/48
  4 DB2 97/1295          359  310  10 53.7      KILLER TUNES 65/1116
    D B Z 96/1294                               ROMAN EMPIRE 37/1455
    DEATH HORDE VI 82/997                       BLACKED OUT ON... 12/1275
    EASTERN HORDE 43/1493                    12 ASSORTED 32/578     1179 1616  20 42.2
    THE FUN BUNCH 16/1500                       THUNDER CATS 74/1151
    DARKNESS FALLS 15/1503                   13 AIM TO MISB 15/1494    0    2   0  0.0

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     I gotta tell you, I think my golem is getting overworked.  Even golems can be 
overworked, right?  I mean, it's the BEST golem, because it's mine, but still.

     Oh, well, fight stuff.  That's what you're looking for here, right?  Angels of 
Pain are still avoiding Fear Factory.  That's old news, really.  We had fifty-five 
fights, with seventeen challenges (only one of them TV), but nobody was MOST 
challenged.  Only one standby, and one person dead.

The challenges:
     FLYING PIG (41-4605) (80-15-0,232) of HELL FROZEN OVER TV challenged YAMA (82-
11638) (38-22-0,239) of DEATH HORDE VI.  Up 7.  I think 7, math was not, you know, my 
personal banana.  FLYING PIG outwaited YAMA in a crowd pleasing 9 minute Challenge 
fight.  Nine minutes?  That was a long time to sit quietly in the sun.  I may give up 
on the "sit quietly" part, you know?
     THE SALAMINIZER (65-1413) (44-38-1,225) of KILLER TUNES challenged 3 LIBRAS (84-
43047) (32-24-0,228) of FEAR FACTORY 3.  Up 3.  THE SALAMINIZER vanquished 3 LIBRAS in 
a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.  Salaminizing sounds to ME like something 
you do to your laundry.  Well, something you have other people do to your laundry.
     ROOSTER (65-1414) (39-43-1,229) of KILLER TUNES challenged CRAZED WILDEBEEST (9-
5824) (42-20-0,271) of SATAN'S KINGDOM.  Up 42, probably.  ROOSTER was overpowered by 
CRAZED WILDEBEEST in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.  Did ROOSTER really know 
what he was doing when he challenged CRAZED WILDEBEEST?  A 39-44-1 speaks volumes.  
(Zontoni said that. I don't know what it means.) What did ROOSTER expect, anyway!  Of 
course CRAZED WILDEBEEST won.  Next time stick to people you have a chance against, 
dummy!
     VEAL SORENTO (74-4385) (46-26-0,187) of THE VENETIAN IV challenged VIOLENT 
PACIFICATION (21-6180) (37-37-0,190) of D.R.I..  Up 3.  VEAL SORENTO overpowered 
VIOLENT PACIFICATION in a 1 minute Challenge match.  I never liked that "sorento" 
stuff.  Not enough onions.  Or, um, something.
     HEADLESS NORSEMAN (33-7758) (88-50-2,199) of HALLOWIENERS challenged JOE MAMA 
(21-6771) (53-53-1,203) of D.R.I..  Up 4.  HEADLESS NORSEMAN won victory over JOE MAMA 
in a 1 minute Challenge fight.  Did you see?  Joe tried to give that Norseman the 
LOOK, but it didn't work, because of the Norseman having no head.  You gotta pay 
attention to stuff like that.

     THE DARK KNIGHT (15-5250) (53-26-0,192) of THE GRAIL KNIGHTS challenged FIRE IN 
BABYLON (84-43050) (26-20-1,193) of FEAR FACTORY 4.  Up 1.  THE DARK KNIGHT was 
overpowered by FIRE IN BABYLON in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.  Too bad fire 
extinguishers aren't standard weapons, right?
     WISHI HADA CLUE (9-787) (56-56-1,209) of THE MONGOLOIDS challenged TORTURE (35-
4368) (39-18-0,212) of LEGIONS OF HELL.  Up 3.  WISHI HADA CLUE was savagely defeated 
by TORTURE in a 18 minute Challenge melee.  If he hada clue, would he win?
     BACARDI LIMON (12-5509) (32-34-0,204) of BLACKED OUT ON... challenged HORROR OF 
YIG (82-56623) (28-29-0,210) of GWAR.  Up 6.  BACARDI LIMON vanquished HORROR OF YIG 
in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.  Good job!  I SAW some Yig once.  Yig is, 
like, REALLY horrible.
     PYG (98-1120) (22-27-4,185) of BLOOD IRON challenged BEAST FEAST (78-3115) (36-
21-0,191) of THE INSTITUTE.  Up 6.  PYG won victory over BEAST FEAST in a popular 1 
minute Challenge fight.  Is Pyg like Peeg?  I think it was Peeg at the party.  An okay 
guy, I guess, but stupid.  He didn't know anything about skiing.
     ST. GEORGE (43-5034) (38-14-0,194) of DEVIL SLAYERS challenged CAO CAO (72-8791) 
(36-34-1,195) of DYNASTY WARRIORS.  Up 1.  ST. GEORGE overpowered CAO CAO in a 1 
minute one-sided Challenge melee.  Cao Cao is going around claiming to be a dragon 
now, because of that being, you know, Georgie's specialty.

     MGR THE MAGICIAN (15-5268) (35-23-0,207) of THE GRAIL KNIGHTS challenged THAI 
CHILI (82-56573) (20-19-1,207) of HARVEST DAY.  Straight across.  MGR THE MAGICIAN 
overpowered THAI CHILI in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.  Sour cream is the 
key.  Okay, I don't know, but it makes sense, right?
     BLASPHEMY (32-5332) (51-22-1,187) of ANGELS OF PAIN challenged MIRED (82-46332) 
(32-42-2,188) of IN SHINOLA.  Up 1.  BLASPHEMY devastated MIRED in a crowd pleasing 1 
minute one-sided Challenge battle.  That was weird.  I mean, what Mired said at the 
end.
     THE SCYTHE (56-4456) (43-31-0,179) of SATAN'S BLADES challenged GOKU (96-2399) 
(19-20-4,183) of D B Z.  Up 4.  THE SCYTHE overpowered GOKU in a popular 1 minute 
mismatched Challenge conflict.  It isn't exactly overkill, because Goku wasn't killed, 
but it was something like that.
     NICK TORTELLI (47-8176) (24-13-0,156) of CHEERS challenged SOLINARI (82-41826) 
(26-36-2,174) of MOONS OF KRYNN.  Up 18.  NICK TORTELLI defeated SOLINARI in a action 
packed 1 minute Challenge struggle.  Well, okay.  Um, okay.

     LEAPING LEPER (33-7940) (11-1-0,109) of HALLOWIENERS challenged FREIZA (97-2823) 
(19-20-3,132) of DB2.  Up lots, um, 23?  LEAPING LEPER handily defeated FREIZA in a 1 
minute mismatched Challenge bout.  People were asking me did LEAPING LEPER REALLY 
challenge FREIZA?  (All right, maybe they didn't, but it sounded good!)  It wasn't a 
spectacular fight, or anything, but FREIZA wants me to write about it since he lost to 
LEAPING LEPER.  I never really got that, about the loser wanting me to write about the 
fight, but there it is.
     LUCIUS CATALINE (37-2371) (27-19-1,93) of ROMAN EMPIRE challenged WUSTHOF (9-
5981) (18-8-0,100) of HELL'S KITCHEN.  Up 7.  LUCIUS CATALINE was bested by WUSTHOF in 
a exciting 5 minute brutal Challenge fight.  I'm not sure I want to know what's 
cooking there tonight.
     25RTS (16-5804) (23-9-1,83) of JLG challenged SIR QUAMALOT (82-4630) (20-9-0,95) 
of THE QUAM SQUAD.  Up 12.  25RTS was overpowered by SIR QUAMALOT in a popular 1 
minute one-sided Challenge bout.  This Quam Squad must be albendranious.

The title match:
     PAM DEMONIUM (32-5551) (89-40-1,403) of DEVIL ADVOCATES fought WAILIN' VAN HALEN 
(35-845) (72-57-2,239) of RIFF-RAFF CREW.  PAM DEMONIUM was viciously subdued by 
WAILIN' VAN HALEN in a 2 minute Title contest.  Was that a tear I saw in WAILIN' VAN 
HALEN's eye, as he took over Lord Marshallship?  Well, probably not.  And wasn't PAM 
DEMONIUM fit to be tied!  Who was the wiseguy that said FREE BLADES' Duelmaster was 
paying for drinks at The Cooler?  Don't look at me!

The death:
     TICKLES (9-3486) (81-121-1,230) of MY PETS fought SAND MAGGOT (61-3397) (42-58-
1,192) of FEAR FACTORY.  TICKLES was slain by SAND MAGGOT in a exciting 2 minute bout.  
MVP award for SAND MAGGOT?  FEAR FACTORY's proud of him after beating TICKLES and 
getting 53 points.

The standby:
     COREY THE MOOSE (84-19615) (82-48-0,204) of DRAFT DODGERS fought HELYSE (103-36) 
(45-35-5,165) of the Guys.  COREY THE MOOSE was overcome by HELYSE in a exciting 1 
minute conflict.  Talk about yer big time losers!  COREY THE MOOSE got smashed by 
HELYSE, and lost 24 points!

     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys can do?
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits.  Remember you 
guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!

                                          -- Debby T.

LORD-MARSHALL                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WAILIN' VAN HALEN 35-845     73  57  2  272  RIFF-RAFF CREW (46)        MURSKA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SUBTERFUGE 84-38420          71  18  0  384  COLLUSION UNLIMITED (1427) BLACKSTONE
 THE WHITE RABBIT 29-5815     57  11  0  284  EVIL EATER BUNNIES (1446)  LAPUR
 CRAZED WILDEBEEST 9-5824     43  20  0  282  SATAN'S KINGDOM (1461)     ZUKAL
 HYDROPONICUS 29-4605         83  79  0  262  BLUNT FORCE (1491)         LAPUR
 THE SICKLY DWARF 84-24303    79  26  1  250  MILWAUKEE RULES (1409)     BLACKSTONE
 FLYING PIG 41-4605           81  15  0  246  HELL FROZEN OVER (1428)    KATI-TEI
 SAND MAGGOT 61-3397          43  58  2  245  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 REAGANOMICS 21-6182          59  67  1  241  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 HEAD CHEESE 2-6081           40  32  1  241  STINKY MEAT (1454)         NIANIA
 APOCALYPSE 32-5711           71  22  1  240  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 THE SALAMINIZER 65-1413      45  38  1  240  KILLER TUNES (1116)        DAL SHANG
 WHITE LION 35-859            76  52  0  237  RIFF-RAFF CREW (46)        MURSKA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 POOR OLD TOM 82-7154         30  17  3  236  GWAR (1422)                DWES EG
 FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125      85 107  2  234  GWAR (1235)                MAZGOURRAH
 JON 17-7447                  44  33  0  226  ENFORCERS (1480)           ALJAFIR
 GUILLOTINE 12-6588           65  41  3  221  BLADES OF TERROR (1406)    RIZTAB
 TORTURE 35-4368              40  18  0  220  LEGIONS OF HELL (1462)     MURSKA
 MGR THE MAGICIAN 15-5268     36  23  0  219  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 SERGE 32-3549                99 136  0  218  ASSORTED (578)             ARVAT
 FIRE IN BABYLON 84-43050     27  20  1  218  FEAR FACTORY 4 (1488)      BLACKSTONE
 BACARDI LIMON 12-5509        33  34  0  217  BLACKED OUT ON... (1275)   RIZTAB
 JOHN WAYNE GACY 21-7988      39  42  0  216  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 TIA MATTE 32-5321           100  57  0  212  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 SIR BUBBA THE BOLD 15-5249   56  26  4  212  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843          99 211  2  210  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 YAMA 82-11638                38  23  0  210  DEATH HORDE VI (997)       DWES EG
 WHIFF 3-7295                 70  46  1  208  LEGIONS' OF HELL (1403)    OSKSI
 LEPER MESSIAH 72-3954        42  30  2  208  DEADLY RAGE (1453)         DRAGONHEAD
 KICK INTHE TEETH 82-7173     55  58  4  207  GWAR (1422)                DWES EG
 HEADLESS NORSEMAN 33-7758    89  50  2  206  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 ST. GEORGE 43-5034           39  14  0  206  DEVIL SLAYERS (1472)       VEASTIAN
 CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373      63  99  4  204  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 WISHI HADA CLUE 9-787        56  57  1  204  THE MONGOLOIDS (48)        ZUKAL
 JOE MAMA 21-6771             53  54  1  204  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 JUSTIN CREDIBLE 21-6514      56  54  2  203  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 LITTLE DRAGON 32-6087        41  41  1  203  STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1482)   ARVAT
 WWW.QUAM.COM 82-4467         45  54  4  202  EASTERN HORDE 2 (994)      DWES EG
 PYG 98-1120                  23  27  4  202  BLOOD IRON (1274)          SYVYN'S HILL
 PAM DEMONIUM 32-5551         89  41  1  200  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 VEAL SORENTO 74-4385         47  26  0  200  THE VENETIAN IV (1451)     DAYLA KIV
 SLICE CONSTRUCT 56-3181      58  45  2  199  ANYWAYUSLICEIT (815)       ROCANIS
 SADDAM A GO-GO 82-7155       57  48  0  199  GWAR (1422)                DWES EG
 REPUGNANT 97-3677           103  49  4  198  SONS OF SATAN (1371)       SHADOW GROVE
 BLASPHEMY 32-5332            52  22  1  198  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 SEGUE 13-5394                79  34  0  197  THE DEVIL'S OWN (1389)     DULLENS
 HAPPY JACK 19-4086           60  51  4  197  THE MOTHERSHIP (1078)      ZUWAYZA
 ROOSTER 65-1414              39  44  1  197  KILLER TUNES (1116)        DAL SHANG
 SHADOW 84-26165              63  45  0  196  LORDS OF DARKNESS (1408)   BLACKSTONE
 CROUCHING HAMSTER 21-6184    56  80  1  195  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 TICKLES 9-3486               81 122  1  194  MY PETS (1272)             ZUKAL
 SHEET WITH EYES 33-7740      63  17  0  194  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 JOY OF LOSING 12-6600        51  56  1  193  WHO DA MAN? (1414)         RIZTAB
 THAI CHILI 82-56573          20  20  1  193  HARVEST DAY (1486)         DWES EG
-BOWEN 15-5091                67  88  1  192  DARKNESS FALLS (1503)      MALCORN
 THE SCYTHE 56-4456           44  31  0  192  SATAN'S BLADES (1450)      ROCANIS
 KINGU 50-3575                41  50  0  192  MESOPOTAMIA (1433)         SNOWBOUND
 3 LIBRAS 84-43047            32  25  0  192  FEAR FACTORY 3 (1487)      BLACKSTONE
 PROPANE TORCH 61-2524        86  78  1  191  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 MAD DOG RUSSO 19-5483        49  17  1  190  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 CAO CAO 72-8791              36  35  1  190  DYNASTY WARRIORS (1490)    DRAGONHEAD
 HORROR OF YIG 82-56623       28  30  0  190  GWAR (1422)                DWES EG
 BUTTERCUP 45-3416            33  30  1  189  MAX'S MIRACLE (845)        STORMCROWE
 CHIRON 17-4235               33  32  3  188  STRONGMEN (1476)           ALJAFIR
 EXPENDABLE YOUTH 9-4200      35  40  1  187  KARNHORN KARNAGE (1479)    ZUKAL
 MIRED 82-46332               32  43  2  186  IN SHINOLA (1485)          DWES EG
 THE DARK KNIGHT 15-5250      53  27  0  185  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 IRONTOWER 13-5482            36  24  0  184  HOUSE CANNITH (1473)       DULLENS
 ZOMBIE RAGE 84-15614         60  38  0  183  WIDE WORLD OF... (1370)    BLACKSTONE
 VIOLENT PACIFICATION 21-6180 37  38  0  183  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 BEAST FEAST 78-3115          36  22  0  183  THE INSTITUTE (1467)       LIN TIRIAN

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 COREY THE MOOSE 84-19615     82  49  0  180  DRAFT DODGERS (1394)       BLACKSTONE

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FLAME SPIDER 61-3401         43  60  2  180  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 LUST 99-5216                 32  24  5  179  HORDES OF HELL! (1460)     SOUTH RIDGE
 WAR PIG 33-7914              40  35  1  178  XXX BANDITS (1452)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 AGONY GIGGLE 82-56593        34  37  0  176  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1435)   DWES EG
 BEAR GRYLLS 19-5185          42  24  0  175  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 GOKU 96-2399                 19  21  4  174  D B Z (1294)               OLD VALAMANTIS
 PANTHARR 74-807              41  42  2  173  THUNDER CATS (1151)        DAYLA KIV
 PEACE 43-4306                23   5  0  173  EASTERN HORDE (1493)       VEASTIAN
 NICK TORTELLI 47-8176        25  13  0  171  CHEERS (1425)              NORTH FORK
 ATTILA THE BUM 21-7987       36  45  2  167  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 MAN FROM NANTUCKET 61-3917   22   6  0  167  LIMERITICS! (1492)         JURINE
 SOLINARI 82-41826            26  37  2  163  MOONS OF KRYNN (1484)      DWES EG
-MUSHAD 43-4287               21  10  1  157  EASTERN HORDE (1493)       VEASTIAN
 STYGIAN HAG 82-56568         32  42  0  156  FEAR FACTORY II (1411)     DWES EG
 TRANSFORMERS 72-8711         28  23  0  155  MY CARTOONS (1489)         DRAGONHEAD
 PUTRID DEFILER 19-4323       42  48  1  153  KARNHORN KARNAGE (1430)    ZUWAYZA
 FIGHTING ILLINI 82-41796     48  42  1  152  BIG TEN 3 (1483)           DWES EG

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HAMBURGER TRAIN 82-56605     28  32  0  147  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1435)   DWES EG
 ADEMA 61-3093                35  36  0  140  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 JACK TRIPPER 65-7376         35  36  0  135  LAUGH TRACK LORDS (1474)   DAL SHANG
 WEIRD SCIENCE 17-7551        35  37  0  134  NERDS RULE! (1465)         ALJAFIR
 LEAPING LEPER 33-7940        12   1  0  132  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND
-PRINCE JOSHUA 28-3012        23   8  0  122  THE FORGOTTEN DEAD (674)   MORYA
 GEEZER 84-20642              16   3  0  118  GETTING OLD (1498)         BLACKSTONE
 MOJO'S MONKEY 16-4101        13   8  0  117  THE FUN BUNCH (1500)       WILLAF
 FREIZA 97-2823               19  21  3  113  DB2 (1295)                 SHADOW GROVE
 POSTMORTEM 82-7091           27  53  0  111  FEAR FACTORY (1420)        DWES EG
 SIR QUAMALOT 82-4630         21   9  0  110  THE QUAM SQUAD (1499)      DWES EG
 WUSTHOF 9-5981               19   8  0  110  HELL'S KITCHEN (1495)      ZUKAL

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LUCIUS CATALINE 37-2371      27  20  1   96  ROMAN EMPIRE (1455)        SIBIKHAS
 FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE 82-56620   28  41  0   92  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1435)   DWES EG

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FILLETED MINION 29-6107      17   2  1   90  SATAN'S BBQ (1501)         LAPUR
 DEMON MERINGUE PIE 26-5213   18  14  0   80  SATAN'S DINER (1497)       CALEAM
 25RTS 16-5804                23  10  1   79  JLG (1502)                 WILLAF
 DES TROY YARR 32-6352        22  25  0   73  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 QUEEN OF PENTACLES 28-5294   29  23  0   69  PANDORA'S CARDS (1481)     MORYA
 KIMONO DRAGON 14-5103        20  11  0   62  DAPPER LIZARDS (1496)      TOBIR
-HEMORRHAGE 65-6420           16   9  1   58  KILLER TUNES (1116)        DAL SHANG
 -10 ATTACK 21-7906           16  69  0   58  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 HIP WADERS 82-56642          24  42  1   50  IN SHINOLA (1485)          DWES EG
 KALEY FRYE 15-5553           14  16  1   50  AIM TO MISBEHAVE (1494)    MALCORN

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
TICKLES 9-3486            81 122  1 MY PETS 1272           SAND MAGGOT 61-3397       714

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

FLYING PIG outwaited YAMA in a crowd pleasing 9 minute Challenge fight.
THE SALAMINIZER vanquished 3 LIBRAS in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
ROOSTER was overpowered by CRAZED WILDEBEEST in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
VEAL SORENTO overpowered VIOLENT PACIFICATION in a 1 minute Challenge match.
HEADLESS NORSEMAN won victory over JOE MAMA in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
THE DARK KNIGHT was overpowered by FIRE IN BABYLON in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
WISHI HADA CLUE was savagely defeated by TORTURE in a 18 minute Challenge melee.
BACARDI LIMON vanquished HORROR OF YIG in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
PYG won victory over BEAST FEAST in a popular 1 minute Challenge fight.
ST. GEORGE overpowered CAO CAO in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
MGR THE MAGICIAN overpowered THAI CHILI in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
BLASPHEMY devastated MIRED in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
THE SCYTHE overpowered GOKU in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
NICK TORTELLI defeated SOLINARI in a action packed 1 minute Challenge struggle.
LEAPING LEPER handily defeated FREIZA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
LUCIUS CATALINE was bested by WUSTHOF in a exciting 5 minute brutal Challenge fight.
25RTS was overpowered by SIR QUAMALOT in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
PAM DEMONIUM was viciously subdued by WAILIN' VAN HALEN in a 2 minute Title contest.
THE SICKLY DWARF vanquished JUSTIN CREDIBLE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SHADOW was viciously subdued by REAGANOMICS in a popular 3 minute brutal contest.
HAPPY JACK was overpowered by GUILLOTINE in a exciting 2 minute gory uneven fight.
SUBTERFUGE vanquished LITTLE DRAGON in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
PROPANE TORCH was demolished by HYDROPONICUS in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
MAD DOG RUSSO was handily defeated by FLATTUS MAXIMUS in a 1 minute uneven bout.
SEGUE was overpowered by WHITE LION in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven competition.
REPUGNANT was savagely defeated by POOR OLD TOM in a action packed 2 minute gory duel.
THE WHITE RABBIT beat KICK INTHE TEETH in a popular 1 minute match.
TICKLES was slain by SAND MAGGOT in a exciting 2 minute bout.
SHEET WITH EYES was beaten by JON in a 1 minute fray.
HEAD CHEESE demolished KINGU in a popular 1 minute uneven contest.
APOCALYPSE devastated WWW.QUAM.COM in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
SERGE savagely defeated CROUCHING HAMSTER in a popular 1 minute brutal fray.
SIR BUBBA THE BOLD demolished BUTTERCUP in a 3 minute one-sided conflict.
JOHN WAYNE GACY overpowered ZOMBIE RAGE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ATTILA THE BUM was overcome by PEACE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
WHIFF vanquished JOY OF LOSING in a exciting 1 minute gruesome one-sided match.
SLICE CONSTRUCT vanquished STYGIAN HAG in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
CANNIBAL CORPSE handily defeated LUST in a exciting 1 minute bloody mismatched fight.
COREY THE MOOSE was overcome by HELYSE in a exciting 1 minute conflict.
LEPER MESSIAH overpowered CHIRON in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
SLEEPWALKER overpowered EXPENDABLE YOUTH in a 1 minute uneven bout.
TIA MATTE overpowered FLAME SPIDER in a exciting 1 minute uneven competition.
SADDAM A GO-GO subdued MAN FROM NANTUCKET in a exciting 5 minute conflict.
AGONY GIGGLE was subdued by IRONTOWER in a 2 minute battle.
PANTHARR savagely defeated PUTRID DEFILER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody bout.
BEAR GRYLLS handily defeated ADEMA in a exciting 1 minute brutal mismatched match.
WAR PIG viciously subdued HAMBURGER TRAIN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal fight.
MOJO'S MONKEY demolished FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE in a popular 2 minute mismatched contest.
FIGHTING ILLINI vanquished WEIRD SCIENCE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
POSTMORTEM was savagely defeated by GEEZER in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bloody brawl.
TRANSFORMERS overpowered JACK TRIPPER in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
HIP WADERS was savagely defeated by KIMONO DRAGON in a 2 minute brutal conflict.
DES TROY YARR viciously subdued -10 ATTACK in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gory bout.
FILLETED MINION overpowered QUEEN OF PENTACLES in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
DEMON MERINGUE PIE overpowered KALEY FRYE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      36         LUNGING ATTACK   140 - 110 -  0      56  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  25         PARRY-RIPOSTE     20 -  16 -  0      56  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   11         AIMED BLOW       196 - 160 -  0      55  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      9         WALL OF STEEL     56 -  47 -  1      54  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   7         STRIKING ATTACK   32 -  33 -  0      49  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      5         SLASHING ATTACK   18 -  24 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    5         TOTAL PARRY       34 -  58 -  0      37  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         BASHING ATTACK    25 -  44 -  0      36  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         PARRY-LUNGE        9 -  26 -  1      26  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   8 -  0      20  |

Turn 714 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        4 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      5 -  6         6  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK    17 -  8     BASHING ATTACK     3 -  4         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW        18 - 18     PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  3         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  3         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              TOTAL PARRY        2 -  7         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  4     
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   WAILIN' VAN HALEN 35-845   73  57  2  272 RIFF-RAFF CREW (46)
AIMED BLOW       SUBTERFUGE 84--27116       71  18  0  384 COLLUSION UNLIMITED (1427)
TOTAL PARRY      FLYING PIG 41-4605         81  15  0  246 HELL FROZEN OVER (1428)
PARRY-LUNGE      SAND MAGGOT 61-3397        43  58  2  245 FEAR FACTORY (632)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    REAGANOMICS 21-6182        59  67  1  241 D.R.I. (1416)
WALL OF STEEL    WHITE LION 35-859          76  52  0  237 RIFF-RAFF CREW (46)
BASHING ATTACK   FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125    85 107  2  234 GWAR (1235)
SLASHING ATTACK  LEPER MESSIAH 72-3954      42  30  2  208 DEADLY RAGE (1453)
STRIKING ATTACK  JUSTIN CREDIBLE 21-6514    56  54  2  203 D.R.I. (1416)
PARRY-STRIKE     PUTRID DEFILER 19-4323     42  48  1  153 KARNHORN KARNAGE (1430)

The overall popularity leader is SLEEPWALKER 74-2843.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was YAMA 82-11638.  The ten other most popular fighters were LUCIUS CATALINE 
37-2371, WAILIN' VAN HALEN 35-845, TORTURE 35-4368, REAGANOMICS 21-6182, SIR BUBBA 
THE BOLD 15-5249, GEEZER 84-20642, POOR OLD TOM 82-7154, TICKLES 9-3486, GUILLOTINE 
12-6588, and PANTHARR 74-807.

The least popular fighter this week was KALEY FRYE 15-5553.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were QUEEN OF PENTACLES 28-5294, WEIRD SCIENCE 17-7551, EXPENDABLE 
YOUTH 9-4200, MAD DOG RUSSO 19-5483, CAO CAO 72-8791, JACK TRIPPER 65-7376, FIGHTING 
ILLINI 82--23740, ADEMA 61-3093, CHIRON 17-4235, and STYGIAN HAG 82--8968.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
NIANIA(2)            1  0 0  MORYA(28)            0  1 0  JURINE(61)           2  4 1  
OSKSI(3)             1  0 0  LAPUR(29)            3  0 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  2 0  
ZUKAL(9)             2  3 0  ARVAT(32)            5  2 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       2  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           2  1 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   3  1 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        3  0 0  
DULLENS(13)          1  1 0  MURSKA(35)           3  0 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       1  0 0  
TOBIR(14)            1  0 0  SIBIKHAS(37)         0  1 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       0  1 0  
MALCORN(15)          2  2 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  0 0  DWES EG(82)          4 13 0  
WILLAF(16)           1  1 0  VEASTIAN(43)         2  0 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       4  4 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  2 0  STORMCROWE(45)       0  1 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   0  1 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          1  3 0  NORTH FORK(47)       1  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     0  2 0  
SUNSET(21)           2  6 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        0  1 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  0 0  
CALEAM(26)           1  0 0  ROCANIS(56)          2  0 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HEAD CHEESE 2-6081          40  32  1  241  STINKY MEAT (1454)         NIANIA
 WHIFF 3-7295                70  46  1  208  LEGIONS' OF HELL (1403)    OSKSI
 CRAZED WILDEBEEST 9-5824    43  20  0  282  SATAN'S KINGDOM (1461)     ZUKAL
 GUILLOTINE 12-6588          65  41  3  221  BLADES OF TERROR (1406)    RIZTAB
 SEGUE 13-5394               79  34  0  197  THE DEVIL'S OWN (1389)     DULLENS
 KIMONO DRAGON 14-5103       20  11  0   62  DAPPER LIZARDS (1496)      TOBIR
 MGR THE MAGICIAN 15-5268    36  23  0  219  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 MOJO'S MONKEY 16-4101       13   8  0  117  THE FUN BUNCH (1500)       WILLAF
 JON 17-7447                 44  33  0  226  ENFORCERS (1480)           ALJAFIR
 HAPPY JACK 19-4086          60  51  4  197  THE MOTHERSHIP (1078)      ZUWAYZA
 REAGANOMICS 21-6182         59  67  1  241  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 DEMON MERINGUE PIE 26-5213  18  14  0   80  SATAN'S DINER (1497)       CALEAM
 QUEEN OF PENTACLES 28-5294  29  23  0   69  PANDORA'S CARDS (1481)     MORYA
 THE WHITE RABBIT 29-5815    57  11  0  284  EVIL EATER BUNNIES (1446)  LAPUR
 APOCALYPSE 32-5711          71  22  1  240  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 HEADLESS NORSEMAN 33-7758   89  50  2  206  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 WAILIN' VAN HALEN 35-845    73  57  2  272  RIFF-RAFF CREW (46)        MURSKA
 LUCIUS CATALINE 37-2371     27  20  1   96  ROMAN EMPIRE (1455)        SIBIKHAS
 FLYING PIG 41-4605          81  15  0  246  HELL FROZEN OVER (1428)    KATI-TEI
 ST. GEORGE 43-5034          39  14  0  206  DEVIL SLAYERS (1472)       VEASTIAN
 BUTTERCUP 45-3416           33  30  1  189  MAX'S MIRACLE (845)        STORMCROWE
 NICK TORTELLI 47-8176       25  13  0  171  CHEERS (1425)              NORTH FORK
 KINGU 50-3575               41  50  0  192  MESOPOTAMIA (1433)         SNOWBOUND
 SLICE CONSTRUCT 56-3181     58  45  2  199  ANYWAYUSLICEIT (815)       ROCANIS
 SAND MAGGOT 61-3397         43  58  2  245  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 THE SALAMINIZER 65-1413     45  38  1  240  KILLER TUNES (1116)        DAL SHANG
 LEPER MESSIAH 72-3954       42  30  2  208  DEADLY RAGE (1453)         DRAGONHEAD
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843         99 211  2  210  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125     85 107  2  234  GWAR (1235)                MAZGOURRAH
 BEAST FEAST 78-3115         36  22  0  183  THE INSTITUTE (1467)       LIN TIRIAN
 POOR OLD TOM 82-7154        30  17  3  236  GWAR (1422)                DWES EG
 SUBTERFUGE 84--27116        71  18  0  384  COLLUSION UNLIMITED (1427) BLACKSTONE
 GOKU 96-2399                19  21  4  174  D B Z (1294)               OLD VALAMANTIS
 REPUGNANT 97-3677          103  49  4  198  SONS OF SATAN (1371)       SHADOW GROVE
 PYG 98-1120                 23  27  4  202  BLOOD IRON (1274)          SYVYN'S HILL
 LUST 99-5216                32  24  5  179  HORDES OF HELL! (1460)     SOUTH RIDGE