AD Date : 06/22/2017 Duedate: 07/05/2017 FREE BLADES ARENA DM 103 TURN 715 RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K % 1 STINKY MEAT 2/1454 3819 2115 28 64.4 EASTERN HORDE 2 82/994 GETTING OLD 84/1498 THE QUAM SQUAD 82/1499 LIMERITICS! 61/1492 5 DARKLINGS 74/1160 1062 986 10 51.9 NERDS RULE! 17/1465 6 MAX'S MIRACL 45/845 160 157 2 50.5 SATAN'S BBQ 29/1501 RIFF-RAFF CREW 35/46 HALLOWIENERS 33/1391 ANYWAYUSLICEIT 56/815 DEVIL SLAYERS 43/1472 STRAGETY, DAMMIT! 32/1482 DRAFT DODGERS 84/1394 7-XXX BANDITS 33/1452 19 19 0 50.0 HELL'S KITCHEN 9/1495 8 ENFORCERS 17/1480 18 19 0 48.6 MAN OR BEAST? 19/1386 STRONGMEN 17/1476 SATAN'S DINER 26/1497 9 MY PETS 9/1272 468 526 2 47.1 SONS OF SATAN 97/1371 10 JLG 16/1502 273 352 1 43.7 THE INSTITUTE 78/1467 CHEERS 47/1425 ANGELS OF PAIN 32/1241 BLOOD IRON 98/1274 DAPPER LIZARDS 14/1496 THE MONGOLOIDS 9/48 DEVIL ADVOCATES 32/298 KILLER TUNES 65/1116 SATAN'S BLADES 56/1450 ROMAN EMPIRE 37/1455 SATAN'S KINGDOM 9/1461 BLACKED OUT ON... 12/1275 HORDES OF HELL! 99/1460 11 GWAR 77/1235 871 1138 12 43.4 LEGIONS OF HELL 35/1462 GWAR 82/1422 LEGIONS' OF HELL 3/1403 D.R.I. 21/1416 MILWAUKEE RULES 84/1409 BIG TEN 3 82/1483 THE DEVIL'S OWN 13/1389 IN SHINOLA 82/1485 THE VENETIAN IV 74/1451 DEADLY RAGE 72/1453 BLADES OF TERROR 12/1406 FEAR FACTORY 61/632 HELL FROZEN OVER 41/1428 HARVEST DAY 82/1486 WIDE WORLD OF... 84/1370 MESOPOTAMIA 50/1433 LAUGH TRACK LORDS 65/1474 MY CARTOONS 72/1489 LORDS OF DARKNESS 84/1408 WHO DA MAN? 12/1414 THE GRAIL KNIGHTS 15/1429 FEAR FACTORY 82/1420 EVIL EATER BUNNIES 29/1446 FEAR FACTORY 3 84/1487 COLLUSION UNLIMITED 84/1427 FEAR FACTORY 4 84/1488 2 BLUNT FORCE 29/1491 265 157 3 62.8 MOONS OF KRYNN 82/1484 HOUSE CANNITH 13/1473 FEAR FACTORY II 82/1411 THE MOTHERSHIP 19/1078 KARNHORN KARNAGE 9/1479 3-THE FORGOTTE 28/674 7 5 0 58.3 PANDORA'S CARDS 28/1481 4 DB2 97/1295 367 310 10 54.2 DYNASTY WARRIORS 72/1490 D B Z 96/1294 KARNHORN KARNAGE 19/1430 DEATH HORDE VI 82/997 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS 82/1435 EASTERN HORDE 43/1493 12 ASSORTED 32/578 1180 1617 20 42.2 THE FUN BUNCH 16/1500 THUNDER CATS 74/1151 DARKNESS FALLS 15/1503 13 AIM TO MISB 15/1494 0 3 0 0.0 REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER Oh, darn. This time it was the Unknown Spymaster who did the notes. I guess he's, like, an okay guy, but he's too secretive, you know? Going on and ON about hiding his name. I could tell you his name, but it's, like, professional courtesy not to. Even though HE tells people MY name. But it's too hot sit around chatting, I need a beach with breezes and cool water, which is not here on the Isle. And besides, the trumpet vine kept me awake all night. I think someone said it was Tiajuana Brass. NOT bedtime music. So, fifty-six fights, twelve challenges, three standbys, one death. Fear Factory was, same as always, avoided by Angels of Pain. Some of the fights: WAILIN' VAN HALEN (35-845) (73-57-2,272) of RIFF-RAFF CREW challenged SAND MAGGOT (61-3397) (43-58-2,245) of FEAR FACTORY. Down 27, I think. WAILIN' VAN HALEN devastated SAND MAGGOT in a 2 minute Challenge Title fight. Unknown said, "What does the Duelmaster and Piltdown Man have in common? They are both the most challenged apes in human history! Heyheyhey! Well here's a duelmaster that doesn't sit back and say 'Challenge me'! WAILIN' VAN HALEN made a challenge against SAND MAGGOT this week. Going for the gusto and coming up with aught but bloody knuckles was FEAR FACTORY's SAND MAGGOT, who was turned away from the Duelmastership by WAILIN' VAN HALEN." Of course, that SHOULD be Lord Marshallship. SEGUE (13-5394) (79-34-0,197) of THE DEVIL'S OWN challenged WISHI HADA CLUE (9- 787) (56-57-1,204) of THE MONGOLOIDS. Up 7. SEGUE handily defeated WISHI HADA CLUE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match. Let's all get together to give this boy a clue. There should be one around somewhere. PAM DEMONIUM (32-5551) (89-41-1,200) of DEVIL ADVOCATES challenged SLEEPWALKER (74-2843) (99-211-2,210) of DARKLINGS. Up 10. PAM DEMONIUM devastated SLEEPWALKER in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge contest. If it was me, I'd quit. I mean, Sleepwalker used to be doing pretty good for, you know, no management. But now everyone knows how to beat him. SHEET WITH EYES (33-7740) (63-17-0,194) of HALLOWIENERS challenged JOE MAMA (21- 6771) (53-54-1,204) of D.R.I.. Up 10. SHEET WITH EYES savagely defeated JOE MAMA in a 3 minute Challenge match. I specially like the eye shadow today. BEAST FEAST (78-3115) (36-22-0,183) of THE INSTITUTE challenged VIOLENT PACIFICATION (21-6180) (37-38-0,183) of D.R.I.. Straight across. BEAST FEAST vanquished VIOLENT PACIFICATION in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight. These guys just deserve each other. THE SCYTHE (56-4456) (44-31-0,192) of SATAN'S BLADES challenged THAI CHILI (82- 56573) (20-20-1,193) of HARVEST DAY. Up 1. THE SCYTHE handily defeated THAI CHILI in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight. That name's just a mask, you know? It wasn't chilly at ALL. ZOMBIE RAGE (84-15614) (60-38-0,183) of WIDE WORLD OF... challenged BUTTERCUP (45-3416) (33-30-1,189) of MAX'S MIRACLE. Up 6. ZOMBIE RAGE vanquished BUTTERCUP in a popular 1 minute gruesome uneven Challenge duel. Do you think Buttercup needs a new name? Something strong, you know. Or maybe just more experience. GOKU (96-2399) (19-21-4,174) of D B Z challenged TICKLES (9-3486) (81-122-1,194) of MY PETS. Up 20. GOKU won victory over TICKLES in a popular 1 minute Challenge fight. Unknown said, "In a touching display by a 'touched' warrior, GOKU went after TICKLES, who was higher by 20 points. Well, when the dust settled, GOKU overcame TICKLES." FREIZA (97-2823) (19-21-3,113) of DB2 challenged PUTRID DEFILER (19-4323) (42-48- 1,153) of KARNHORN KARNAGE. Up 40. FREIZA overpowered PUTRID DEFILER in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee. And Unknown had something to say here, too. He gets that way. "In a mismatch, our friend FREIZA of DB2 got heroic notions and challenged PUTRID DEFILER. What did it get him? A 20-21-3 record, that's what. I don't know about you, but when I saw FREIZA step out on the sands with PUTRID DEFILER, I though it was over before it started. Good upset FREIZA!" Except Freiza wasn't upset at all. JACK TRIPPER (65-7376) (35-36-0,135) of LAUGH TRACK LORDS challenged ADEMA (61- 3093) (35-36-0,140) of FEAR FACTORY. Up 5. JACK TRIPPER demolished ADEMA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition. You know about people on the laugh tracks, don't you? Sooner or later the laugh train comes along and runs over them. DEMON MERINGUE PIE (26-5213) (18-14-0,80) of SATAN'S DINER challenged 25RTS (16- 5804) (23-10-1,79) of JLG. Down 1. DEMON MERINGUE PIE demolished 25RTS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match. And if you think THIS is bad, you should see what Devil's Food Cake can do! FILLETED MINION (29-6107) (17-2-1,90) of SATAN'S BBQ challenged FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE (82-56620) (28-41-0,92) of CARNIVAL OF CHAOS. Up 2. FILLETED MINION overpowered FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE in a 1 minute Challenge conflict. Eh. I know, that isn't much, but I didn't feel much about that. Here's a few other fights the Unknown Spymaster thought were interesting: FLYING PIG (41-4605) (81-15-0,246) of HELL FROZEN OVER fought PROPANE TORCH (61- 2524) (86-78-1,191) of FEAR FACTORY. FLYING PIG was vanquished by PROPANE TORCH in a exciting 5 minute one-sided fight. "Watch out for PROPANE TORCH, who flew up 51 points in the rankings after mashing FLYING PIG like a melon." That was, like, an upset! FLAME SPIDER (61-3401) (43-60-2,180) of FEAR FACTORY fought MOJO'S MONKEY (16- 4101) (13-8-0,117) of THE FUN BUNCH. FLAME SPIDER was handily defeated by MOJO'S MONKEY in a 1 minute one-sided contest. "And falling like a basher in the top ten was FLAME SPIDER, who dropped 40 points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with MOJO'S MONKEY." I think that the bashers should get together and fall on the Unknown Spymaster. He's so insulting. Oh, and the death: COREY THE MOOSE (84-19615) (82-49-0,180) of DRAFT DODGERS fought HAMBURGER TRAIN (82-56605) (28-32-0,147) of CARNIVAL OF CHAOS. COREY THE MOOSE executed HAMBURGER TRAIN in a 2 minute bloody uneven bout. You should've got a clue when Corey came out with the hamburger buns. That's it for today. Debby T. LORD-MARSHALL W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY WAILIN' VAN HALEN 35-845 74 57 2 285 RIFF-RAFF CREW (46) MURSKA GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY HYDROPONICUS 29-4605 84 79 0 300 BLUNT FORCE (1491) LAPUR THE WHITE RABBIT 29-5815 58 11 0 286 EVIL EATER BUNNIES (1446) LAPUR THE SICKLY DWARF 84-24303 80 26 1 257 MILWAUKEE RULES (1409) BLACKSTONE APOCALYPSE 32-5711 72 22 1 255 ANGELS OF PAIN (1241) ARVAT WHITE LION 35-859 77 52 0 252 RIFF-RAFF CREW (46) MURSKA FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125 86 107 2 247 GWAR (1235) MAZGOURRAH PROPANE TORCH 61-2524 87 78 1 242 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE JOHN WAYNE GACY 21-7988 40 42 0 242 D.R.I. (1416) SUNSET GUILLOTINE 12-6588 66 41 3 236 BLADES OF TERROR (1406) RIZTAB SLICE CONSTRUCT 56-3181 59 45 2 233 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (815) ROCANIS SERGE 32-3549 100 136 0 230 ASSORTED (578) ARVAT SIR BUBBA THE BOLD 15-5249 57 26 4 230 THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429) MALCORN YAMA 82-11638 39 23 0 230 DEATH HORDE VI (997) DWES EG BACARDI LIMON 12-5509 34 34 0 229 BLACKED OUT ON... (1275) RIZTAB KICK INTHE TEETH 82-7173 56 58 4 227 GWAR (1422) DWES EG TIA MATTE 32-5321 101 57 0 226 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298) ARVAT TORTURE 35-4368 41 18 0 226 LEGIONS OF HELL (1462) MURSKA CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373 64 99 4 221 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE BOWEN 15-5091 68 88 1 215 DARKNESS FALLS (1503) MALCORN WWW.QUAM.COM 82-4467 46 54 4 215 EASTERN HORDE 2 (994) DWES EG HORROR OF YIG 82-56623 29 30 0 213 GWAR (1422) DWES EG WHIFF 3-7295 71 46 1 212 LEGIONS' OF HELL (1403) OSKSI PAM DEMONIUM 32-5551 90 41 1 211 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298) ARVAT GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY SEGUE 13-5394 80 34 0 210 THE DEVIL'S OWN (1389) DULLENS LEPER MESSIAH 72-3954 42 31 2 209 DEADLY RAGE (1453) DRAGONHEAD ROOSTER 65-1414 40 44 1 209 KILLER TUNES (1116) DAL SHANG COREY THE MOOSE 84-19615 83 49 1 207 DRAFT DODGERS (1394) BLACKSTONE EXPENDABLE YOUTH 9-4200 36 40 1 207 KARNHORN KARNAGE (1479) ZUKAL HAPPY JACK 19-4086 61 51 4 206 THE MOTHERSHIP (1078) ZUWAYZA CROUCHING HAMSTER 21-6184 56 81 1 206 D.R.I. (1416) SUNSET GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY THE SCYTHE 56-4456 45 31 0 206 SATAN'S BLADES (1450) ROCANIS SHEET WITH EYES 33-7740 64 17 0 205 HALLOWIENERS (1391) NIATOLI ISLAND JOE MAMA 21-6771 53 55 1 205 D.R.I. (1416) SUNSET BLASPHEMY 32-5332 53 22 1 205 ANGELS OF PAIN (1241) ARVAT VEAL SORENTO 74-4385 48 26 0 205 THE VENETIAN IV (1451) DAYLA KIV REPUGNANT 97-3677 104 49 4 203 SONS OF SATAN (1371) SHADOW GROVE SLEEPWALKER 74-2843 99 212 2 203 DARKLINGS (1160) DAYLA KIV SADDAM A GO-GO 82-7155 57 49 0 202 GWAR (1422) DWES EG CRAZED WILDEBEEST 9-5824 43 21 0 202 SATAN'S KINGDOM (1461) ZUKAL WISHI HADA CLUE 9-787 56 58 1 200 THE MONGOLOIDS (48) ZUKAL ZOMBIE RAGE 84-15614 61 38 0 199 WIDE WORLD OF... (1370) BLACKSTONE REAGANOMICS 21-6182 59 68 1 199 D.R.I. (1416) SUNSET JOY OF LOSING 12-6600 51 57 1 199 WHO DA MAN? (1414) RIZTAB POOR OLD TOM 82-7154 30 18 3 198 GWAR (1422) DWES EG MIRED 82-46332 32 44 2 197 IN SHINOLA (1485) DWES EG KINGU 50-3575 41 51 0 196 MESOPOTAMIA (1433) SNOWBOUND HEAD CHEESE 2-6081 40 33 1 196 STINKY MEAT (1454) NIANIA CAO CAO 72-8791 36 36 1 196 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1490) DRAGONHEAD FIRE IN BABYLON 84-43050 27 21 1 196 FEAR FACTORY 4 (1488) BLACKSTONE JON 17-7447 44 34 0 195 ENFORCERS (1480) ALJAFIR HEADLESS NORSEMAN 33-7758 89 51 2 194 HALLOWIENERS (1391) NIATOLI ISLAND SAND MAGGOT 61-3397 43 59 2 194 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE BEAR GRYLLS 19-5185 43 24 0 194 MAN OR BEAST? (1386) ZUWAYZA BEAST FEAST 78-3115 37 22 0 194 THE INSTITUTE (1467) LIN TIRIAN PYG 98-1120 23 28 4 193 BLOOD IRON (1274) SYVYN'S HILL MAD DOG RUSSO 19-5483 50 17 1 192 MAN OR BEAST? (1386) ZUWAYZA 3 LIBRAS 84-43047 32 26 0 192 FEAR FACTORY 3 (1487) BLACKSTONE PEACE 43-4306 24 5 0 192 EASTERN HORDE (1493) VEASTIAN SUBTERFUGE 84-38420 71 19 0 191 COLLUSION UNLIMITED (1427) BLACKSTONE THE SALAMINIZER 65-1413 45 39 1 191 KILLER TUNES (1116) DAL SHANG ST. GEORGE 43-5034 39 15 0 191 DEVIL SLAYERS (1472) VEASTIAN FLYING PIG 41-4605 81 16 0 190 HELL FROZEN OVER (1428) KATI-TEI JUSTIN CREDIBLE 21-6514 56 55 2 190 D.R.I. (1416) SUNSET GOKU 96-2399 20 21 4 190 D B Z (1294) OLD VALAMANTIS LITTLE DRAGON 32-6087 41 42 1 188 STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1482) ARVAT MGR THE MAGICIAN 15-5268 36 24 0 188 THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429) MALCORN THAI CHILI 82-56573 20 21 1 187 HARVEST DAY (1486) DWES EG SHADOW 84-26165 63 46 0 183 LORDS OF DARKNESS (1408) BLACKSTONE BUTTERCUP 45-3416 33 31 1 182 MAX'S MIRACLE (845) STORMCROWE LUST 99-5216 33 24 5 181 HORDES OF HELL! (1460) SOUTH RIDGE GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY TICKLES 9-3486 81 123 1 180 MY PETS (1272) ZUKAL THE DARK KNIGHT 15-5250 53 28 0 179 THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429) MALCORN -WAR PIG 33-7914 40 35 1 178 XXX BANDITS (1452) NIATOLI ISLAND IRONTOWER 13-5482 36 25 0 178 HOUSE CANNITH (1473) DULLENS AGONY GIGGLE 82-56593 34 38 0 178 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1435) DWES EG VIOLENT PACIFICATION 21-6180 37 39 0 177 D.R.I. (1416) SUNSET CHIRON 17-4235 33 33 3 176 STRONGMEN (1476) ALJAFIR ATTILA THE BUM 21-7987 37 45 2 170 D.R.I. (1416) SUNSET TRANSFORMERS 72-8711 28 24 0 170 MY CARTOONS (1489) DRAGONHEAD STYGIAN HAG 82-56568 32 43 0 169 FEAR FACTORY II (1411) DWES EG MAN FROM NANTUCKET 61-3917 22 7 0 164 LIMERITICS! (1492) JURINE LEAPING LEPER 33-7940 13 1 0 161 HALLOWIENERS (1391) NIATOLI ISLAND MOJO'S MONKEY 16-4101 14 8 0 160 THE FUN BUNCH (1500) WILLAF SIR QUAMALOT 82-4630 22 9 0 158 THE QUAM SQUAD (1499) DWES EG -MUSHAD 43-4287 21 10 1 157 EASTERN HORDE (1493) VEASTIAN GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY HAMBURGER TRAIN 82-56605 28 33 0 150 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1435) DWES EG WUSTHOF 9-5981 20 8 0 150 HELL'S KITCHEN (1495) ZUKAL JACK TRIPPER 65-7376 36 36 0 149 LAUGH TRACK LORDS (1474) DAL SHANG GEEZER 84-20642 17 3 0 148 GETTING OLD (1498) BLACKSTONE GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY FREIZA 97-2823 20 21 3 146 DB2 (1295) SHADOW GROVE PANTHARR 74-807 41 43 2 142 THUNDER CATS (1151) DAYLA KIV FLAME SPIDER 61-3401 43 61 2 140 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE SOLINARI 82-41826 26 38 2 140 MOONS OF KRYNN (1484) DWES EG NICK TORTELLI 47-8176 25 14 0 133 CHEERS (1425) NORTH FORK WEIRD SCIENCE 17-7551 35 38 0 132 NERDS RULE! (1465) ALJAFIR FIGHTING ILLINI 82-41796 48 43 1 129 BIG TEN 3 (1483) DWES EG ADEMA 61-3093 35 37 0 127 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE PUTRID DEFILER 19-4323 42 49 1 123 KARNHORN KARNAGE (1430) ZUWAYZA -PRINCE JOSHUA 28-3012 23 8 0 122 THE FORGOTTEN DEAD (674) MORYA POSTMORTEM 82-7091 27 54 0 120 FEAR FACTORY (1420) DWES EG LUCIUS CATALINE 37-2371 28 20 1 103 ROMAN EMPIRE (1455) SIBIKHAS GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY FILLETED MINION 29-6107 18 2 1 100 SATAN'S BBQ (1501) LAPUR DEMON MERINGUE PIE 26-5213 19 14 0 98 SATAN'S DINER (1497) CALEAM GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE 82-56620 28 42 0 85 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1435) DWES EG DES TROY YARR 32-6352 23 25 0 77 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298) ARVAT KIMONO DRAGON 14-5103 21 11 0 74 DAPPER LIZARDS (1496) TOBIR 25RTS 16-5804 23 11 1 70 JLG (1502) WILLAF QUEEN OF PENTACLES 28-5294 29 24 0 68 PANDORA'S CARDS (1481) MORYA -HEMORRHAGE 65-6420 16 9 1 58 KILLER TUNES (1116) DAL SHANG -10 ATTACK 21-7906 16 70 0 52 D.R.I. (1416) SUNSET HIP WADERS 82-56642 24 43 1 46 IN SHINOLA (1485) DWES EG KALEY FRYE 15-5553 14 17 1 40 AIM TO MISBEHAVE (1494) MALCORN '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN HAMBURGER TRAIN 82-56605 28 33 0 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS 1435 COREY THE MOOSE 84-19615 715 PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS WAILIN' VAN HALEN devastated SAND MAGGOT in a 2 minute Challenge Title fight. SEGUE handily defeated WISHI HADA CLUE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match. PAM DEMONIUM devastated SLEEPWALKER in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge contest. SHEET WITH EYES savagely defeated JOE MAMA in a 3 minute Challenge match. BEAST FEAST vanquished VIOLENT PACIFICATION in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight. THE SCYTHE handily defeated THAI CHILI in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight. ZOMBIE RAGE vanquished BUTTERCUP in a popular 1 minute gruesome uneven Challenge duel. GOKU won victory over TICKLES in a popular 1 minute Challenge fight. FREIZA overpowered PUTRID DEFILER in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee. JACK TRIPPER demolished ADEMA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition. DEMON MERINGUE PIE demolished 25RTS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match. FILLETED MINION overpowered FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE in a 1 minute Challenge conflict. SUBTERFUGE was overpowered by HYDROPONICUS in a 1 minute uneven struggle. THE SICKLY DWARF narrowly defeated CROUCHING HAMSTER in a 2 minute brawl. SIR BUBBA THE BOLD devastated POOR OLD TOM in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight. FIRE IN BABYLON was overpowered by GUILLOTINE in a 1 minute one-sided bout. MGR THE MAGICIAN was defeated by EXPENDABLE YOUTH in a 1 minute conflict. FLATTUS MAXIMUS overpowered PYG in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven fight. JON was overcome by BACARDI LIMON in a action packed 1 minute duel. THE SALAMINIZER was devastated by CANNIBAL CORPSE in a 2 minute one-sided bout. CRAZED WILDEBEEST lost to YAMA in a popular 2 minute match. FLYING PIG was vanquished by PROPANE TORCH in a exciting 5 minute one-sided fight. TORTURE beat JOY OF LOSING in a action packed 4 minute gory duel. REAGANOMICS was overcome by HATHU in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bout. WHITE LION vanquished HEAD CHEESE in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout. APOCALYPSE vanquished SADDAM A GO-GO in a 1 minute one-sided fray. JOHN WAYNE GACY overpowered DREHVIN in a popular 1 minute one-sided match. TIA MATTE beat LEPER MESSIAH in a popular 2 minute gruesome bout. THE WHITE RABBIT subdued MIRED in a action packed 1 minute contest. SERGE overpowered JUSTIN CREDIBLE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided struggle. WHIFF bested KINGU in a 2 minute bout. BLASPHEMY viciously subdued CAO CAO in a exciting 2 minute brutal fight. LITTLE DRAGON was handily defeated by ROOSTER in a 1 minute uneven match. HEADLESS NORSEMAN was overpowered by SLICE CONSTRUCT in a 2 minute uneven bout. MAD DOG RUSSO savagely defeated STYGIAN HAG in a action packed 3 minute competition. ST. GEORGE was defeated by BOWEN in a action packed 1 minute battle. HAPPY JACK slimly won victory over 3 LIBRAS in a exciting 2 minute bloody struggle. REPUGNANT vanquished TRANSFORMERS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided conflict. VEAL SORENTO overpowered AGONY GIGGLE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven competition. CHIRON was demolished by BEAR GRYLLS in a exciting 1 minute gory one-sided match. IRONTOWER was vanquished by WWW.QUAM.COM in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout. SHADOW was overpowered by HORROR OF YIG in a exciting 1 minute uneven competition. KICK INTHE TEETH handily defeated THE DARK KNIGHT in a 1 minute one-sided bout. ATTILA THE BUM overpowered WEIRD SCIENCE in a 2 minute mismatched bout. SOLINARI was devastated by LEAPING LEPER in a 2 minute one-sided conflict. PEACE demolished MAN FROM NANTUCKET in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided brawl. FIGHTING ILLINI was demolished by GEEZER in a 1 minute mismatched contest. COREY THE MOOSE executed HAMBURGER TRAIN in a 2 minute bloody uneven bout. NICK TORTELLI was overpowered by SIR QUAMALOT in a 1 minute mismatched fight. FLAME SPIDER was handily defeated by MOJO'S MONKEY in a 1 minute one-sided contest. LUST overpowered POSTMORTEM in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal one-sided duel. PANTHARR was overcome by WUSTHOF in a crowd pleasing 5 minute gory bout. LUCIUS CATALINE overpowered QUEEN OF PENTACLES in a 1 minute one-sided brawl. HIP WADERS was overpowered by DES TROY YARR in a 1 minute one-sided fight. -10 ATTACK was overpowered by KIMONO DRAGON in a exciting 2 minute uneven melee. KALEY FRYE was demolished by BITTER ALMOND in a 1 minute one-sided duel. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |AIMED BLOW 37 PARRY-RIPOSTE 21 - 16 - 0 57 | |LUNGING ATTACK 25 LUNGING ATTACK 142 - 110 - 0 56 | |WALL OF STEEL 11 WALL OF STEEL 59 - 46 - 1 56 | |TOTAL PARRY 9 AIMED BLOW 198 - 161 - 1 55 | |BASHING ATTACK 7 STRIKING ATTACK 31 - 33 - 0 48 | |STRIKING ATTACK 5 BASHING ATTACK 27 - 41 - 0 40 | |SLASHING ATTACK 5 SLASHING ATTACK 17 - 26 - 0 40 | |PARRY-LUNGE 5 TOTAL PARRY 30 - 62 - 0 33 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 PARRY-LUNGE 9 - 28 - 1 24 | |PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 8 - 0 20 | Turn 715 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 3 5 LUNGING ATTACK LUNGING ATTACK 15 - 10 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 4 3 AIMED BLOW STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 2 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 8 1 WALL OF STEEL BASHING ATTACK 4 - 3 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK WALL OF STEEL 6 - 5 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE AIMED BLOW 19 - 18 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME LUNGING ATTACK WAILIN' VAN HALEN 35-845 74 57 2 285 RIFF-RAFF CREW (46) AIMED BLOW HYDROPONICUS 29-4605 84 79 0 300 BLUNT FORCE (1491) WALL OF STEEL WHITE LION 35-859 77 52 0 252 RIFF-RAFF CREW (46) BASHING ATTACK FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125 86 107 2 247 GWAR (1235) PARRY-RIPOSTE PROPANE TORCH 61-2524 87 78 1 242 FEAR FACTORY (632) TOTAL PARRY TORTURE 35-4368 41 18 0 226 LEGIONS OF HELL (1462) SLASHING ATTACK LEPER MESSIAH 72-3954 42 31 2 209 DEADLY RAGE (1453) STRIKING ATTACK BLASPHEMY 32-5332 53 22 1 205 ANGELS OF PAIN (1241) PARRY-LUNGE SAND MAGGOT 61-3397 43 59 2 194 FEAR FACTORY (632) PARRY-STRIKE PUTRID DEFILER 19-4323 42 49 1 123 KARNHORN KARNAGE (1430) The overall popularity leader is SLEEPWALKER 74-2843. The most popular warrior this turn was PROPANE TORCH 61-2524. The ten other most popular fighters were PANTHARR 74-807, SHEET WITH EYES 33-7740, WAILIN' VAN HALEN 35-845, THE SICKLY DWARF 84-24303, TORTURE 35-4368, SLICE CONSTRUCT 56-3181, REPUGNANT 97-3677, LUST 99-5216, THE SCYTHE 56-4456, and FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125. The least popular fighter this week was KALEY FRYE 15-5553. The other ten least popular fighters were HIP WADERS 82--8894, NICK TORTELLI 47-8176, LITTLE DRAGON 32-6087, SADDAM A GO-GO 82-7155, FIRE IN BABYLON 84--22486, 25RTS 16-5804, VIOLENT PACIFICATION 21-6180, POSTMORTEM 82-7091, FLAME SPIDER 61-3401, and HAMBURGER TRAIN 82--8931. Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K NIANIA(2) 0 1 0 MORYA(28) 0 1 0 JURINE(61) 2 4 0 OSKSI(3) 1 0 0 LAPUR(29) 3 0 0 DAL SHANG(65) 2 1 0 ZUKAL(9) 2 3 0 ARVAT(32) 6 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 3 0 RIZTAB(12) 2 1 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 2 1 0 DAYLA KIV(74) 1 2 0 DULLENS(13) 1 1 0 MURSKA(35) 3 0 0 MAZGOURRAH(77) 1 0 0 TOBIR(14) 1 0 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 1 0 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 1 0 0 MALCORN(15) 2 3 0 KATI-TEI(41) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 5 12 0 WILLAF(16) 1 1 0 VEASTIAN(43) 1 1 0 BLACKSTONE(84) 4 4 1 ALJAFIR(17) 0 3 0 STORMCROWE(45) 0 1 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 1 0 0 ZUWAYZA(19) 3 1 0 NORTH FORK(47) 0 1 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 2 0 0 SUNSET(21) 2 6 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 0 1 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 0 1 0 CALEAM(26) 1 0 0 ROCANIS(56) 2 0 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 1 0 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY HEAD CHEESE 2-6081 40 33 1 196 STINKY MEAT (1454) NIANIA WHIFF 3-7295 71 46 1 212 LEGIONS' OF HELL (1403) OSKSI EXPENDABLE YOUTH 9-4200 36 40 1 207 KARNHORN KARNAGE (1479) ZUKAL GUILLOTINE 12-6588 66 41 3 236 BLADES OF TERROR (1406) RIZTAB SEGUE 13-5394 80 34 0 210 THE DEVIL'S OWN (1389) DULLENS KIMONO DRAGON 14-5103 21 11 0 74 DAPPER LIZARDS (1496) TOBIR SIR BUBBA THE BOLD 15-5249 57 26 4 230 THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429) MALCORN MOJO'S MONKEY 16-4101 14 8 0 160 THE FUN BUNCH (1500) WILLAF JON 17-7447 44 34 0 195 ENFORCERS (1480) ALJAFIR HAPPY JACK 19-4086 61 51 4 206 THE MOTHERSHIP (1078) ZUWAYZA JOHN WAYNE GACY 21-7988 40 42 0 242 D.R.I. (1416) SUNSET DEMON MERINGUE PIE 26-5213 19 14 0 98 SATAN'S DINER (1497) CALEAM QUEEN OF PENTACLES 28-5294 29 24 0 68 PANDORA'S CARDS (1481) MORYA HYDROPONICUS 29-4605 84 79 0 300 BLUNT FORCE (1491) LAPUR APOCALYPSE 32-5711 72 22 1 255 ANGELS OF PAIN (1241) ARVAT SHEET WITH EYES 33-7740 64 17 0 205 HALLOWIENERS (1391) NIATOLI ISLAND WAILIN' VAN HALEN 35-845 74 57 2 285 RIFF-RAFF CREW (46) MURSKA LUCIUS CATALINE 37-2371 28 20 1 103 ROMAN EMPIRE (1455) SIBIKHAS FLYING PIG 41-4605 81 16 0 190 HELL FROZEN OVER (1428) KATI-TEI PEACE 43-4306 24 5 0 192 EASTERN HORDE (1493) VEASTIAN BUTTERCUP 45-3416 33 31 1 182 MAX'S MIRACLE (845) STORMCROWE NICK TORTELLI 47-8176 25 14 0 133 CHEERS (1425) NORTH FORK KINGU 50-3575 41 51 0 196 MESOPOTAMIA (1433) SNOWBOUND SLICE CONSTRUCT 56-3181 59 45 2 233 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (815) ROCANIS TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY PROPANE TORCH 61-2524 87 78 1 242 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE ROOSTER 65-1414 40 44 1 209 KILLER TUNES (1116) DAL SHANG LEPER MESSIAH 72-3954 42 31 2 209 DEADLY RAGE (1453) DRAGONHEAD VEAL SORENTO 74-4385 48 26 0 205 THE VENETIAN IV (1451) DAYLA KIV FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125 86 107 2 247 GWAR (1235) MAZGOURRAH BEAST FEAST 78-3115 37 22 0 194 THE INSTITUTE (1467) LIN TIRIAN YAMA 82-11638 39 23 0 230 DEATH HORDE VI (997) DWES EG THE SICKLY DWARF 84-24303 80 26 1 257 MILWAUKEE RULES (1409) BLACKSTONE GOKU 96-2399 20 21 4 190 D B Z (1294) OLD VALAMANTIS REPUGNANT 97-3677 104 49 4 203 SONS OF SATAN (1371) SHADOW GROVE PYG 98-1120 23 28 4 193 BLOOD IRON (1274) SYVYN'S HILL LUST 99-5216 33 24 5 181 HORDES OF HELL! (1460) SOUTH RIDGE NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS) For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. RUFF RUFF (47-8860) SPROUT OF MY MIND (816) SECURE DEFENS (75-490) CRITICALS (13) DARKBLADE (60-8827) SUPERIOR FORCES 60 (654) PEARL (82-44728) SUPE FORCES 7609 (7525) WAKE FOREST (82-54796) SUPERIOR FORCES 1802 (9245) CHERUB ROCK (84-29155) SIAMESE DREAM (5164) HOMECOMING QUEEN (84-34481) DM:EPISODE 2 (6034) EXPENSIVE KIND (85-696) PILL-BOX HAT (136) Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes