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Date   : 06/22/2017    Duedate: 07/05/2017

FREE BLADES ARENA

DM 103    TURN 715

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 STINKY MEAT 2/1454  3819 2115  28 64.4      EASTERN HORDE 2 82/994
    GETTING OLD 84/1498                         THE QUAM SQUAD 82/1499
    LIMERITICS! 61/1492                       5 DARKLINGS 74/1160   1062  986  10 51.9
    NERDS RULE! 17/1465                       6 MAX'S MIRACL 45/845  160  157   2 50.5
    SATAN'S BBQ 29/1501                         RIFF-RAFF CREW 35/46
    HALLOWIENERS 33/1391                        ANYWAYUSLICEIT 56/815
    DEVIL SLAYERS 43/1472                       STRAGETY, DAMMIT! 32/1482
    DRAFT DODGERS 84/1394                     7-XXX BANDITS 33/1452   19   19   0 50.0
    HELL'S KITCHEN 9/1495                     8 ENFORCERS 17/1480     18   19   0 48.6
    MAN OR BEAST? 19/1386                       STRONGMEN 17/1476
    SATAN'S DINER 26/1497                     9 MY PETS 9/1272       468  526   2 47.1
    SONS OF SATAN 97/1371                    10 JLG 16/1502          273  352   1 43.7
    THE INSTITUTE 78/1467                       CHEERS 47/1425
    ANGELS OF PAIN 32/1241                      BLOOD IRON 98/1274
    DAPPER LIZARDS 14/1496                      THE MONGOLOIDS 9/48
    DEVIL ADVOCATES 32/298                      KILLER TUNES 65/1116
    SATAN'S BLADES 56/1450                      ROMAN EMPIRE 37/1455
    SATAN'S KINGDOM 9/1461                      BLACKED OUT ON... 12/1275
    HORDES OF HELL! 99/1460                  11 GWAR 77/1235         871 1138  12 43.4
    LEGIONS OF HELL 35/1462                     GWAR 82/1422
    LEGIONS' OF HELL 3/1403                     D.R.I. 21/1416
    MILWAUKEE RULES 84/1409                     BIG TEN 3 82/1483
    THE DEVIL'S OWN 13/1389                     IN SHINOLA 82/1485
    THE VENETIAN IV 74/1451                     DEADLY RAGE 72/1453
    BLADES OF TERROR 12/1406                    FEAR FACTORY 61/632
    HELL FROZEN OVER 41/1428                    HARVEST DAY 82/1486
    WIDE WORLD OF... 84/1370                    MESOPOTAMIA 50/1433
    LAUGH TRACK LORDS 65/1474                   MY CARTOONS 72/1489
    LORDS OF DARKNESS 84/1408                   WHO DA MAN? 12/1414
    THE GRAIL KNIGHTS 15/1429                   FEAR FACTORY 82/1420
    EVIL EATER BUNNIES 29/1446                  FEAR FACTORY 3 84/1487
    COLLUSION UNLIMITED 84/1427                 FEAR FACTORY 4 84/1488
  2 BLUNT FORCE 29/1491  265  157   3 62.8      MOONS OF KRYNN 82/1484
    HOUSE CANNITH 13/1473                       FEAR FACTORY II 82/1411
    THE MOTHERSHIP 19/1078                      KARNHORN KARNAGE 9/1479
  3-THE FORGOTTE 28/674    7    5   0 58.3      PANDORA'S CARDS 28/1481
  4 DB2 97/1295          367  310  10 54.2      DYNASTY WARRIORS 72/1490
    D B Z 96/1294                               KARNHORN KARNAGE 19/1430
    DEATH HORDE VI 82/997                       CARNIVAL OF CHAOS 82/1435
    EASTERN HORDE 43/1493                    12 ASSORTED 32/578     1180 1617  20 42.2
    THE FUN BUNCH 16/1500                       THUNDER CATS 74/1151
    DARKNESS FALLS 15/1503                   13 AIM TO MISB 15/1494    0    3   0  0.0

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Oh, darn.  This time it was the Unknown Spymaster who did the notes.  I guess 
he's, like, an okay guy, but he's too secretive, you know?  Going on and ON about 
hiding his name.  I could tell you his name, but it's, like, professional courtesy not 
to.  Even though HE tells people MY name.
     But it's too hot sit around chatting, I need a beach with breezes and cool water, 
which is not here on the Isle.  And besides, the trumpet vine kept me awake all night.  
I think someone said it was Tiajuana Brass.  NOT bedtime music.
     So, fifty-six fights, twelve challenges, three standbys, one death.  Fear Factory 
was, same as always, avoided by Angels of Pain.

Some of the fights:
     WAILIN' VAN HALEN (35-845) (73-57-2,272) of RIFF-RAFF CREW challenged SAND MAGGOT 
(61-3397) (43-58-2,245) of FEAR FACTORY.  Down 27, I think.  WAILIN' VAN HALEN 
devastated SAND MAGGOT in a 2 minute Challenge Title fight.  Unknown said, "What does 
the Duelmaster and Piltdown Man have in common?  They are both the most challenged 
apes in human history!  Heyheyhey!  Well here's a duelmaster that doesn't sit back and 
say 'Challenge me'!  WAILIN' VAN HALEN made a challenge against SAND MAGGOT this week.  
Going for the gusto and coming up with aught but bloody knuckles was FEAR FACTORY's 
SAND MAGGOT, who was turned away from the Duelmastership by WAILIN' VAN HALEN."  Of 
course, that SHOULD be Lord Marshallship.

     SEGUE (13-5394) (79-34-0,197) of THE DEVIL'S OWN challenged WISHI HADA CLUE (9-
787) (56-57-1,204) of THE MONGOLOIDS.  Up 7.  SEGUE handily defeated WISHI HADA CLUE 
in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.  Let's all get together to give this boy a 
clue.  There should be one around somewhere.
     PAM DEMONIUM (32-5551) (89-41-1,200) of DEVIL ADVOCATES challenged SLEEPWALKER 
(74-2843) (99-211-2,210) of DARKLINGS.  Up 10.  PAM DEMONIUM devastated SLEEPWALKER in 
a 2 minute one-sided Challenge contest.  If it was me, I'd quit.  I mean, Sleepwalker 
used to be doing pretty good for, you know, no management.  But now everyone knows how 
to beat him.
     SHEET WITH EYES (33-7740) (63-17-0,194) of HALLOWIENERS challenged JOE MAMA (21-
6771) (53-54-1,204) of D.R.I..  Up 10.  SHEET WITH EYES savagely defeated JOE MAMA in 
a 3 minute Challenge match.  I specially like the eye shadow today.
     BEAST FEAST (78-3115) (36-22-0,183) of THE INSTITUTE challenged VIOLENT 
PACIFICATION (21-6180) (37-38-0,183) of D.R.I..  Straight across.  BEAST FEAST 
vanquished VIOLENT PACIFICATION in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.  These guys 
just deserve each other.
     THE SCYTHE (56-4456) (44-31-0,192) of SATAN'S BLADES challenged THAI CHILI (82-
56573) (20-20-1,193) of HARVEST DAY.  Up 1.  THE SCYTHE handily defeated THAI CHILI in 
a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.  That name's just a mask, you know?  It wasn't 
chilly at ALL.

     ZOMBIE RAGE (84-15614) (60-38-0,183) of WIDE WORLD OF... challenged BUTTERCUP 
(45-3416) (33-30-1,189) of MAX'S MIRACLE.  Up 6.  ZOMBIE RAGE vanquished BUTTERCUP in 
a popular 1 minute gruesome uneven Challenge duel.  Do you think Buttercup needs a new 
name?  Something strong, you know.  Or maybe just more experience.
     GOKU (96-2399) (19-21-4,174) of D B Z challenged TICKLES (9-3486) (81-122-1,194) 
of MY PETS.  Up 20.  GOKU won victory over TICKLES in a popular 1 minute Challenge 
fight.  Unknown said, "In a touching display by a 'touched' warrior, GOKU went after 
TICKLES, who was higher by 20 points.  Well, when the dust settled, GOKU overcame 
TICKLES."
     FREIZA (97-2823) (19-21-3,113) of DB2 challenged PUTRID DEFILER (19-4323) (42-48-
1,153) of KARNHORN KARNAGE.  Up 40.  FREIZA overpowered PUTRID DEFILER in a popular 1 
minute one-sided Challenge melee.  And Unknown had something to say here, too.  He 
gets that way.  "In a mismatch, our friend FREIZA of DB2 got heroic notions and 
challenged PUTRID DEFILER.  What did it get him?  A 20-21-3 record, that's what.  I 
don't know about you, but when I saw FREIZA step out on the sands with PUTRID DEFILER, 
I though it was over before it started.  Good upset FREIZA!"  Except Freiza wasn't 
upset at all.
     JACK TRIPPER (65-7376) (35-36-0,135) of LAUGH TRACK LORDS challenged ADEMA (61-
3093) (35-36-0,140) of FEAR FACTORY.  Up 5.  JACK TRIPPER demolished ADEMA in a 1 
minute mismatched Challenge competition.  You know about people on the laugh tracks, 
don't you?  Sooner or later the laugh train comes along and runs over them.
     DEMON MERINGUE PIE (26-5213) (18-14-0,80) of SATAN'S DINER challenged 25RTS (16-
5804) (23-10-1,79) of JLG.  Down 1.  DEMON MERINGUE PIE demolished 25RTS in a 1 minute 
mismatched Challenge match.  And if you think THIS is bad, you should see what Devil's 
Food Cake can do!
     FILLETED MINION (29-6107) (17-2-1,90) of SATAN'S BBQ challenged FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE 
(82-56620) (28-41-0,92) of CARNIVAL OF CHAOS.  Up 2.  FILLETED MINION overpowered 
FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE in a 1 minute Challenge conflict.  Eh.  I know, that isn't much, but 
I didn't feel much about that.

Here's a few other fights the Unknown Spymaster thought were interesting:
     FLYING PIG (41-4605) (81-15-0,246) of HELL FROZEN OVER fought PROPANE TORCH (61-
2524) (86-78-1,191) of FEAR FACTORY.  FLYING PIG was vanquished by PROPANE TORCH in a 
exciting 5 minute one-sided fight.  "Watch out for PROPANE TORCH, who flew up 51 
points in the rankings after mashing FLYING PIG like a melon."  That was, like, an 
upset!
     FLAME SPIDER (61-3401) (43-60-2,180) of FEAR FACTORY fought MOJO'S MONKEY (16-
4101) (13-8-0,117) of THE FUN BUNCH.  FLAME SPIDER was handily defeated by MOJO'S 
MONKEY in a 1 minute one-sided contest.  "And falling like a basher in the top ten was 
FLAME SPIDER, who dropped 40 points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with 
MOJO'S MONKEY."  I think that the bashers should get together and fall on the Unknown 
Spymaster.  He's so insulting.

Oh, and the death:
     COREY THE MOOSE (84-19615) (82-49-0,180) of DRAFT DODGERS fought HAMBURGER TRAIN 
(82-56605) (28-32-0,147) of CARNIVAL OF CHAOS.  COREY THE MOOSE executed HAMBURGER 
TRAIN in a 2 minute bloody uneven bout.  You should've got a clue when Corey came out 
with the hamburger buns.

That's it for today.

                                        Debby T.

LORD-MARSHALL                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WAILIN' VAN HALEN 35-845     74  57  2  285  RIFF-RAFF CREW (46)        MURSKA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HYDROPONICUS 29-4605         84  79  0  300  BLUNT FORCE (1491)         LAPUR
 THE WHITE RABBIT 29-5815     58  11  0  286  EVIL EATER BUNNIES (1446)  LAPUR
 THE SICKLY DWARF 84-24303    80  26  1  257  MILWAUKEE RULES (1409)     BLACKSTONE
 APOCALYPSE 32-5711           72  22  1  255  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 WHITE LION 35-859            77  52  0  252  RIFF-RAFF CREW (46)        MURSKA
 FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125      86 107  2  247  GWAR (1235)                MAZGOURRAH
 PROPANE TORCH 61-2524        87  78  1  242  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 JOHN WAYNE GACY 21-7988      40  42  0  242  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 GUILLOTINE 12-6588           66  41  3  236  BLADES OF TERROR (1406)    RIZTAB
 SLICE CONSTRUCT 56-3181      59  45  2  233  ANYWAYUSLICEIT (815)       ROCANIS
 SERGE 32-3549               100 136  0  230  ASSORTED (578)             ARVAT
 SIR BUBBA THE BOLD 15-5249   57  26  4  230  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 YAMA 82-11638                39  23  0  230  DEATH HORDE VI (997)       DWES EG
 BACARDI LIMON 12-5509        34  34  0  229  BLACKED OUT ON... (1275)   RIZTAB
 KICK INTHE TEETH 82-7173     56  58  4  227  GWAR (1422)                DWES EG
 TIA MATTE 32-5321           101  57  0  226  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 TORTURE 35-4368              41  18  0  226  LEGIONS OF HELL (1462)     MURSKA
 CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373      64  99  4  221  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 BOWEN 15-5091                68  88  1  215  DARKNESS FALLS (1503)      MALCORN
 WWW.QUAM.COM 82-4467         46  54  4  215  EASTERN HORDE 2 (994)      DWES EG
 HORROR OF YIG 82-56623       29  30  0  213  GWAR (1422)                DWES EG
 WHIFF 3-7295                 71  46  1  212  LEGIONS' OF HELL (1403)    OSKSI
 PAM DEMONIUM 32-5551         90  41  1  211  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SEGUE 13-5394                80  34  0  210  THE DEVIL'S OWN (1389)     DULLENS
 LEPER MESSIAH 72-3954        42  31  2  209  DEADLY RAGE (1453)         DRAGONHEAD
 ROOSTER 65-1414              40  44  1  209  KILLER TUNES (1116)        DAL SHANG
 COREY THE MOOSE 84-19615     83  49  1  207  DRAFT DODGERS (1394)       BLACKSTONE
 EXPENDABLE YOUTH 9-4200      36  40  1  207  KARNHORN KARNAGE (1479)    ZUKAL
 HAPPY JACK 19-4086           61  51  4  206  THE MOTHERSHIP (1078)      ZUWAYZA
 CROUCHING HAMSTER 21-6184    56  81  1  206  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE SCYTHE 56-4456           45  31  0  206  SATAN'S BLADES (1450)      ROCANIS
 SHEET WITH EYES 33-7740      64  17  0  205  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 JOE MAMA 21-6771             53  55  1  205  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 BLASPHEMY 32-5332            53  22  1  205  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 VEAL SORENTO 74-4385         48  26  0  205  THE VENETIAN IV (1451)     DAYLA KIV
 REPUGNANT 97-3677           104  49  4  203  SONS OF SATAN (1371)       SHADOW GROVE
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843          99 212  2  203  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 SADDAM A GO-GO 82-7155       57  49  0  202  GWAR (1422)                DWES EG
 CRAZED WILDEBEEST 9-5824     43  21  0  202  SATAN'S KINGDOM (1461)     ZUKAL
 WISHI HADA CLUE 9-787        56  58  1  200  THE MONGOLOIDS (48)        ZUKAL
 ZOMBIE RAGE 84-15614         61  38  0  199  WIDE WORLD OF... (1370)    BLACKSTONE
 REAGANOMICS 21-6182          59  68  1  199  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 JOY OF LOSING 12-6600        51  57  1  199  WHO DA MAN? (1414)         RIZTAB
 POOR OLD TOM 82-7154         30  18  3  198  GWAR (1422)                DWES EG
 MIRED 82-46332               32  44  2  197  IN SHINOLA (1485)          DWES EG
 KINGU 50-3575                41  51  0  196  MESOPOTAMIA (1433)         SNOWBOUND
 HEAD CHEESE 2-6081           40  33  1  196  STINKY MEAT (1454)         NIANIA
 CAO CAO 72-8791              36  36  1  196  DYNASTY WARRIORS (1490)    DRAGONHEAD
 FIRE IN BABYLON 84-43050     27  21  1  196  FEAR FACTORY 4 (1488)      BLACKSTONE
 JON 17-7447                  44  34  0  195  ENFORCERS (1480)           ALJAFIR
 HEADLESS NORSEMAN 33-7758    89  51  2  194  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 SAND MAGGOT 61-3397          43  59  2  194  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 BEAR GRYLLS 19-5185          43  24  0  194  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 BEAST FEAST 78-3115          37  22  0  194  THE INSTITUTE (1467)       LIN TIRIAN
 PYG 98-1120                  23  28  4  193  BLOOD IRON (1274)          SYVYN'S HILL
 MAD DOG RUSSO 19-5483        50  17  1  192  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 3 LIBRAS 84-43047            32  26  0  192  FEAR FACTORY 3 (1487)      BLACKSTONE
 PEACE 43-4306                24   5  0  192  EASTERN HORDE (1493)       VEASTIAN
 SUBTERFUGE 84-38420          71  19  0  191  COLLUSION UNLIMITED (1427) BLACKSTONE
 THE SALAMINIZER 65-1413      45  39  1  191  KILLER TUNES (1116)        DAL SHANG
 ST. GEORGE 43-5034           39  15  0  191  DEVIL SLAYERS (1472)       VEASTIAN
 FLYING PIG 41-4605           81  16  0  190  HELL FROZEN OVER (1428)    KATI-TEI
 JUSTIN CREDIBLE 21-6514      56  55  2  190  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 GOKU 96-2399                 20  21  4  190  D B Z (1294)               OLD VALAMANTIS
 LITTLE DRAGON 32-6087        41  42  1  188  STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1482)   ARVAT
 MGR THE MAGICIAN 15-5268     36  24  0  188  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 THAI CHILI 82-56573          20  21  1  187  HARVEST DAY (1486)         DWES EG
 SHADOW 84-26165              63  46  0  183  LORDS OF DARKNESS (1408)   BLACKSTONE
 BUTTERCUP 45-3416            33  31  1  182  MAX'S MIRACLE (845)        STORMCROWE
 LUST 99-5216                 33  24  5  181  HORDES OF HELL! (1460)     SOUTH RIDGE

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TICKLES 9-3486               81 123  1  180  MY PETS (1272)             ZUKAL
 THE DARK KNIGHT 15-5250      53  28  0  179  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
-WAR PIG 33-7914              40  35  1  178  XXX BANDITS (1452)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 IRONTOWER 13-5482            36  25  0  178  HOUSE CANNITH (1473)       DULLENS
 AGONY GIGGLE 82-56593        34  38  0  178  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1435)   DWES EG
 VIOLENT PACIFICATION 21-6180 37  39  0  177  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 CHIRON 17-4235               33  33  3  176  STRONGMEN (1476)           ALJAFIR
 ATTILA THE BUM 21-7987       37  45  2  170  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 TRANSFORMERS 72-8711         28  24  0  170  MY CARTOONS (1489)         DRAGONHEAD
 STYGIAN HAG 82-56568         32  43  0  169  FEAR FACTORY II (1411)     DWES EG
 MAN FROM NANTUCKET 61-3917   22   7  0  164  LIMERITICS! (1492)         JURINE
 LEAPING LEPER 33-7940        13   1  0  161  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 MOJO'S MONKEY 16-4101        14   8  0  160  THE FUN BUNCH (1500)       WILLAF
 SIR QUAMALOT 82-4630         22   9  0  158  THE QUAM SQUAD (1499)      DWES EG
-MUSHAD 43-4287               21  10  1  157  EASTERN HORDE (1493)       VEASTIAN

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HAMBURGER TRAIN 82-56605     28  33  0  150  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1435)   DWES EG
 WUSTHOF 9-5981               20   8  0  150  HELL'S KITCHEN (1495)      ZUKAL
 JACK TRIPPER 65-7376         36  36  0  149  LAUGH TRACK LORDS (1474)   DAL SHANG
 GEEZER 84-20642              17   3  0  148  GETTING OLD (1498)         BLACKSTONE

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FREIZA 97-2823               20  21  3  146  DB2 (1295)                 SHADOW GROVE
 PANTHARR 74-807              41  43  2  142  THUNDER CATS (1151)        DAYLA KIV
 FLAME SPIDER 61-3401         43  61  2  140  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 SOLINARI 82-41826            26  38  2  140  MOONS OF KRYNN (1484)      DWES EG
 NICK TORTELLI 47-8176        25  14  0  133  CHEERS (1425)              NORTH FORK
 WEIRD SCIENCE 17-7551        35  38  0  132  NERDS RULE! (1465)         ALJAFIR
 FIGHTING ILLINI 82-41796     48  43  1  129  BIG TEN 3 (1483)           DWES EG
 ADEMA 61-3093                35  37  0  127  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 PUTRID DEFILER 19-4323       42  49  1  123  KARNHORN KARNAGE (1430)    ZUWAYZA
-PRINCE JOSHUA 28-3012        23   8  0  122  THE FORGOTTEN DEAD (674)   MORYA
 POSTMORTEM 82-7091           27  54  0  120  FEAR FACTORY (1420)        DWES EG
 LUCIUS CATALINE 37-2371      28  20  1  103  ROMAN EMPIRE (1455)        SIBIKHAS

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FILLETED MINION 29-6107      18   2  1  100  SATAN'S BBQ (1501)         LAPUR
 DEMON MERINGUE PIE 26-5213   19  14  0   98  SATAN'S DINER (1497)       CALEAM

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE 82-56620   28  42  0   85  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1435)   DWES EG
 DES TROY YARR 32-6352        23  25  0   77  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 KIMONO DRAGON 14-5103        21  11  0   74  DAPPER LIZARDS (1496)      TOBIR
 25RTS 16-5804                23  11  1   70  JLG (1502)                 WILLAF
 QUEEN OF PENTACLES 28-5294   29  24  0   68  PANDORA'S CARDS (1481)     MORYA
-HEMORRHAGE 65-6420           16   9  1   58  KILLER TUNES (1116)        DAL SHANG
 -10 ATTACK 21-7906           16  70  0   52  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 HIP WADERS 82-56642          24  43  1   46  IN SHINOLA (1485)          DWES EG
 KALEY FRYE 15-5553           14  17  1   40  AIM TO MISBEHAVE (1494)    MALCORN

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
HAMBURGER TRAIN 82-56605  28  33  0 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS 1435 COREY THE MOOSE 84-19615  715

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

WAILIN' VAN HALEN devastated SAND MAGGOT in a 2 minute Challenge Title fight.
SEGUE handily defeated WISHI HADA CLUE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
PAM DEMONIUM devastated SLEEPWALKER in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
SHEET WITH EYES savagely defeated JOE MAMA in a 3 minute Challenge match.
BEAST FEAST vanquished VIOLENT PACIFICATION in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
THE SCYTHE handily defeated THAI CHILI in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
ZOMBIE RAGE vanquished BUTTERCUP in a popular 1 minute gruesome uneven Challenge duel.
GOKU won victory over TICKLES in a popular 1 minute Challenge fight.
FREIZA overpowered PUTRID DEFILER in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
JACK TRIPPER demolished ADEMA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
DEMON MERINGUE PIE demolished 25RTS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
FILLETED MINION overpowered FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE in a 1 minute Challenge conflict.
SUBTERFUGE was overpowered by HYDROPONICUS in a 1 minute uneven struggle.
THE SICKLY DWARF narrowly defeated CROUCHING HAMSTER in a 2 minute brawl.
SIR BUBBA THE BOLD devastated POOR OLD TOM in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
FIRE IN BABYLON was overpowered by GUILLOTINE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
MGR THE MAGICIAN was defeated by EXPENDABLE YOUTH in a 1 minute conflict.
FLATTUS MAXIMUS overpowered PYG in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven fight.
JON was overcome by BACARDI LIMON in a action packed 1 minute duel.
THE SALAMINIZER was devastated by CANNIBAL CORPSE in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
CRAZED WILDEBEEST lost to YAMA in a popular 2 minute match.
FLYING PIG was vanquished by PROPANE TORCH in a exciting 5 minute one-sided fight.
TORTURE beat JOY OF LOSING in a action packed 4 minute gory duel.
REAGANOMICS was overcome by HATHU in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bout.
WHITE LION vanquished HEAD CHEESE in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
APOCALYPSE vanquished SADDAM A GO-GO in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
JOHN WAYNE GACY overpowered DREHVIN in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
TIA MATTE beat LEPER MESSIAH in a popular 2 minute gruesome bout.
THE WHITE RABBIT subdued MIRED in a action packed 1 minute contest.
SERGE overpowered JUSTIN CREDIBLE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided struggle.
WHIFF bested KINGU in a 2 minute bout.
BLASPHEMY viciously subdued CAO CAO in a exciting 2 minute brutal fight.
LITTLE DRAGON was handily defeated by ROOSTER in a 1 minute uneven match.
HEADLESS NORSEMAN was overpowered by SLICE CONSTRUCT in a 2 minute uneven bout.
MAD DOG RUSSO savagely defeated STYGIAN HAG in a action packed 3 minute competition.
ST. GEORGE was defeated by BOWEN in a action packed 1 minute battle.
HAPPY JACK slimly won victory over 3 LIBRAS in a exciting 2 minute bloody struggle.
REPUGNANT vanquished TRANSFORMERS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided conflict.
VEAL SORENTO overpowered AGONY GIGGLE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven competition.
CHIRON was demolished by BEAR GRYLLS in a exciting 1 minute gory one-sided match.
IRONTOWER was vanquished by WWW.QUAM.COM in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
SHADOW was overpowered by HORROR OF YIG in a exciting 1 minute uneven competition.
KICK INTHE TEETH handily defeated THE DARK KNIGHT in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
ATTILA THE BUM overpowered WEIRD SCIENCE in a 2 minute mismatched bout.
SOLINARI was devastated by LEAPING LEPER in a 2 minute one-sided conflict.
PEACE demolished MAN FROM NANTUCKET in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided brawl.
FIGHTING ILLINI was demolished by GEEZER in a 1 minute mismatched contest.
COREY THE MOOSE executed HAMBURGER TRAIN in a 2 minute bloody uneven bout.
NICK TORTELLI was overpowered by SIR QUAMALOT in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
FLAME SPIDER was handily defeated by MOJO'S MONKEY in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
LUST overpowered POSTMORTEM in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal one-sided duel.
PANTHARR was overcome by WUSTHOF in a crowd pleasing 5 minute gory bout.
LUCIUS CATALINE overpowered QUEEN OF PENTACLES in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
HIP WADERS was overpowered by DES TROY YARR in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
-10 ATTACK was overpowered by KIMONO DRAGON in a exciting 2 minute uneven melee.
KALEY FRYE was demolished by BITTER ALMOND in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      37         PARRY-RIPOSTE     21 -  16 -  0      57  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  25         LUNGING ATTACK   142 - 110 -  0      56  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   11         WALL OF STEEL     59 -  46 -  1      56  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      9         AIMED BLOW       198 - 161 -  1      55  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   7         STRIKING ATTACK   31 -  33 -  0      48  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         BASHING ATTACK    27 -  41 -  0      40  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         SLASHING ATTACK   17 -  26 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      5         TOTAL PARRY       30 -  62 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         PARRY-LUNGE        9 -  28 -  1      24  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   8 -  0      20  |

Turn 715 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  3         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK    15 - 10     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  4         3  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  2     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  8         1  WALL OF STEEL  
BASHING ATTACK     4 -  3     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      6 -  5                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
AIMED BLOW        19 - 18     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   WAILIN' VAN HALEN 35-845   74  57  2  285 RIFF-RAFF CREW (46)
AIMED BLOW       HYDROPONICUS 29-4605       84  79  0  300 BLUNT FORCE (1491)
WALL OF STEEL    WHITE LION 35-859          77  52  0  252 RIFF-RAFF CREW (46)
BASHING ATTACK   FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125    86 107  2  247 GWAR (1235)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    PROPANE TORCH 61-2524      87  78  1  242 FEAR FACTORY (632)
TOTAL PARRY      TORTURE 35-4368            41  18  0  226 LEGIONS OF HELL (1462)
SLASHING ATTACK  LEPER MESSIAH 72-3954      42  31  2  209 DEADLY RAGE (1453)
STRIKING ATTACK  BLASPHEMY 32-5332          53  22  1  205 ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)
PARRY-LUNGE      SAND MAGGOT 61-3397        43  59  2  194 FEAR FACTORY (632)
PARRY-STRIKE     PUTRID DEFILER 19-4323     42  49  1  123 KARNHORN KARNAGE (1430)

The overall popularity leader is SLEEPWALKER 74-2843.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was PROPANE TORCH 61-2524.  The ten other most popular fighters were PANTHARR 
74-807, SHEET WITH EYES 33-7740, WAILIN' VAN HALEN 35-845, THE SICKLY DWARF 84-24303, 
TORTURE 35-4368, SLICE CONSTRUCT 56-3181, REPUGNANT 97-3677, LUST 99-5216, THE SCYTHE 
56-4456, and FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125.

The least popular fighter this week was KALEY FRYE 15-5553.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were HIP WADERS 82--8894, NICK TORTELLI 47-8176, LITTLE DRAGON 
32-6087, SADDAM A GO-GO 82-7155, FIRE IN BABYLON 84--22486, 25RTS 16-5804, VIOLENT 
PACIFICATION 21-6180, POSTMORTEM 82-7091, FLAME SPIDER 61-3401, and HAMBURGER TRAIN 
82--8931.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
NIANIA(2)            0  1 0  MORYA(28)            0  1 0  JURINE(61)           2  4 0  
OSKSI(3)             1  0 0  LAPUR(29)            3  0 0  DAL SHANG(65)        2  1 0  
ZUKAL(9)             2  3 0  ARVAT(32)            6  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  3 0  
RIZTAB(12)           2  1 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   2  1 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        1  2 0  
DULLENS(13)          1  1 0  MURSKA(35)           3  0 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       1  0 0  
TOBIR(14)            1  0 0  SIBIKHAS(37)         1  0 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  0 0  
MALCORN(15)          2  3 0  KATI-TEI(41)         0  1 0  DWES EG(82)          5 12 0  
WILLAF(16)           1  1 0  VEASTIAN(43)         1  1 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       4  4 1  
ALJAFIR(17)          0  3 0  STORMCROWE(45)       0  1 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   1  0 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          3  1 0  NORTH FORK(47)       0  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     2  0 0  
SUNSET(21)           2  6 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        0  1 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     0  1 0  
CALEAM(26)           1  0 0  ROCANIS(56)          2  0 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HEAD CHEESE 2-6081          40  33  1  196  STINKY MEAT (1454)         NIANIA
 WHIFF 3-7295                71  46  1  212  LEGIONS' OF HELL (1403)    OSKSI
 EXPENDABLE YOUTH 9-4200     36  40  1  207  KARNHORN KARNAGE (1479)    ZUKAL
 GUILLOTINE 12-6588          66  41  3  236  BLADES OF TERROR (1406)    RIZTAB
 SEGUE 13-5394               80  34  0  210  THE DEVIL'S OWN (1389)     DULLENS
 KIMONO DRAGON 14-5103       21  11  0   74  DAPPER LIZARDS (1496)      TOBIR
 SIR BUBBA THE BOLD 15-5249  57  26  4  230  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 MOJO'S MONKEY 16-4101       14   8  0  160  THE FUN BUNCH (1500)       WILLAF
 JON 17-7447                 44  34  0  195  ENFORCERS (1480)           ALJAFIR
 HAPPY JACK 19-4086          61  51  4  206  THE MOTHERSHIP (1078)      ZUWAYZA
 JOHN WAYNE GACY 21-7988     40  42  0  242  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 DEMON MERINGUE PIE 26-5213  19  14  0   98  SATAN'S DINER (1497)       CALEAM
 QUEEN OF PENTACLES 28-5294  29  24  0   68  PANDORA'S CARDS (1481)     MORYA
 HYDROPONICUS 29-4605        84  79  0  300  BLUNT FORCE (1491)         LAPUR
 APOCALYPSE 32-5711          72  22  1  255  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 SHEET WITH EYES 33-7740     64  17  0  205  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 WAILIN' VAN HALEN 35-845    74  57  2  285  RIFF-RAFF CREW (46)        MURSKA
 LUCIUS CATALINE 37-2371     28  20  1  103  ROMAN EMPIRE (1455)        SIBIKHAS
 FLYING PIG 41-4605          81  16  0  190  HELL FROZEN OVER (1428)    KATI-TEI
 PEACE 43-4306               24   5  0  192  EASTERN HORDE (1493)       VEASTIAN
 BUTTERCUP 45-3416           33  31  1  182  MAX'S MIRACLE (845)        STORMCROWE
 NICK TORTELLI 47-8176       25  14  0  133  CHEERS (1425)              NORTH FORK
 KINGU 50-3575               41  51  0  196  MESOPOTAMIA (1433)         SNOWBOUND
 SLICE CONSTRUCT 56-3181     59  45  2  233  ANYWAYUSLICEIT (815)       ROCANIS

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PROPANE TORCH 61-2524       87  78  1  242  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 ROOSTER 65-1414             40  44  1  209  KILLER TUNES (1116)        DAL SHANG
 LEPER MESSIAH 72-3954       42  31  2  209  DEADLY RAGE (1453)         DRAGONHEAD
 VEAL SORENTO 74-4385        48  26  0  205  THE VENETIAN IV (1451)     DAYLA KIV
 FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125     86 107  2  247  GWAR (1235)                MAZGOURRAH
 BEAST FEAST 78-3115         37  22  0  194  THE INSTITUTE (1467)       LIN TIRIAN
 YAMA 82-11638               39  23  0  230  DEATH HORDE VI (997)       DWES EG
 THE SICKLY DWARF 84-24303   80  26  1  257  MILWAUKEE RULES (1409)     BLACKSTONE
 GOKU 96-2399                20  21  4  190  D B Z (1294)               OLD VALAMANTIS
 REPUGNANT 97-3677          104  49  4  203  SONS OF SATAN (1371)       SHADOW GROVE
 PYG 98-1120                 23  28  4  193  BLOOD IRON (1274)          SYVYN'S HILL
 LUST 99-5216                33  24  5  181  HORDES OF HELL! (1460)     SOUTH RIDGE

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                     RUFF RUFF (47-8860) SPROUT OF MY MIND  (816) 
                        SECURE DEFENS (75-490) CRITICALS  (13) 
                    DARKBLADE (60-8827) SUPERIOR FORCES 60  (654) 
                      PEARL (82-44728) SUPE FORCES 7609  (7525) 
                 WAKE FOREST (82-54796) SUPERIOR FORCES 1802  (9245) 
                     CHERUB ROCK (84-29155) SIAMESE DREAM  (5164) 
                   HOMECOMING QUEEN (84-34481) DM:EPISODE 2  (6034) 
                     EXPENSIVE KIND (85-696) PILL-BOX HAT  (136) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes