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Date   : 07/06/2017    Duedate: 07/19/2017

FREE BLADES ARENA

DM 103    TURN 716

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 STINKY MEAT 2/1454  3836 2122  29 64.4      THE QUAM SQUAD 82/1499
    GETTING OLD 84/1498                       4 DARKLINGS 74/1160   1063  986  10 51.9
    LIMERITICS! 61/1492                       5 MAX'S MIRACL 45/845  163  159   2 50.6
    NERDS RULE! 17/1465                         RIFF-RAFF CREW 35/46
    SATAN'S BBQ 29/1501                         ANYWAYUSLICEIT 56/815
    HALLOWIENERS 33/1391                        STRAGETY, DAMMIT! 32/1482
    DEVIL SLAYERS 43/1472                     6-XXX BANDITS 33/1452   19   19   0 50.0
    DRAFT DODGERS 84/1394                     7 MY PETS 9/1272       469  526   2 47.1
    HELL'S KITCHEN 9/1495                     8 ENFORCERS 17/1480     18   21   0 46.2
    MAN OR BEAST? 19/1386                       STRONGMEN 17/1476
    SATAN'S DINER 26/1497                     9 JLG 16/1502          278  355   1 43.9
    SONS OF SATAN 97/1371                       CHEERS 47/1425
    THE INSTITUTE 78/1467                       BLOOD IRON 98/1274
    ANGELS OF PAIN 32/1241                      THE MONGOLOIDS 9/48
    DAPPER LIZARDS 14/1496                      KILLER TUNES 65/1116
    DEVIL ADVOCATES 32/298                      ROMAN EMPIRE 37/1455
    SATAN'S BLADES 56/1450                      BLACKED OUT ON... 12/1275
    SATAN'S KINGDOM 9/1461                   10 GWAR 77/1235         885 1162  12 43.2
    HORDES OF HELL! 99/1460                     GWAR 82/1422
    LEGIONS OF HELL 35/1462                     D.R.I. 21/1416
    LEGIONS' OF HELL 3/1403                     BIG TEN 3 82/1483
    MILWAUKEE RULES 84/1409                     IN SHINOLA 82/1485
    THE DEVIL'S OWN 13/1389                     DEADLY RAGE 72/1453
    THE VENETIAN IV 74/1451                     FEAR FACTORY 61/632
    BLADES OF TERROR 12/1406                    HARVEST DAY 82/1486
    HELL FROZEN OVER 41/1428                    MESOPOTAMIA 50/1433
    WIDE WORLD OF... 84/1370                    MY CARTOONS 72/1489
    LAUGH TRACK LORDS 65/1474                   WHO DA MAN? 12/1414
    LORDS OF DARKNESS 84/1408                   FEAR FACTORY 82/1420
    THE GRAIL KNIGHTS 15/1429                   FEAR FACTORY 3 84/1487
    EVIL EATER BUNNIES 29/1446                  FEAR FACTORY 4 84/1488
    COLLUSION UNLIMITED 84/1427                 MOONS OF KRYNN 82/1484
  2 BLUNT FORCE 29/1491  267  158   3 62.8      FEAR FACTORY II 82/1411
    HOUSE CANNITH 13/1473                       KARNHORN KARNAGE 9/1479
    THE MOTHERSHIP 19/1078                      PANDORA'S CARDS 28/1481
  3 DB2 97/1295          372  313  10 54.3      DYNASTY WARRIORS 72/1490
    D B Z 96/1294                               KARNHORN KARNAGE 19/1430
    DEATH HORDE VI 82/997                       CARNIVAL OF CHAOS 82/1435
    EASTERN HORDE 43/1493                    11 ASSORTED 32/578     1181 1618  20 42.2
    THE FUN BUNCH 16/1500                       THUNDER CATS 74/1151
    DARKNESS FALLS 15/1503                   12 AIM TO MISB 15/1494    0    4   0  0.0
    EASTERN HORDE 2 82/994

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                           Reflections by the Lord-Marshall

     Wailin' Van Halen leaned back in his rocking chair, and took a long swig of sweet 
iced tea.
     "You know what, Whitey?  The fact that this took thirty years to accomplish only 
makes me appreciate it that much more."
     White Lion looked up from strumming his guitar.  "Thirty years?"  He hummed.  
"Where'd they go?  Thirty years?  I don't know.  I sit and I wonder sometimes, where 
they've gone..."
     "Stop with that tired old nostalgic rock, please!"  Wailin' hopped up onto his 
feet.  "What's that hit you had?  Way back in the day.  It was um, that song.  You 
know the one.  What was it again?"
     "Wait?"
     "No, I want you to play it now.  I just can't remember what it's called.  Oh!  
Oh! I remember now.  'The Final Countdown!'"
     "No, that was Europe."  White Lion stood up straight, towering over his teammate.  
He flipped his hair back, expertly pulling his unruly mane into a man-bun, securing in 
place. 
     "Was it?"  Wailin' grinned.  "So many teammates over the years.  Whatever 
happened to him?"
     "Dark Arena, '87 I believe.   Wait..."
     "I don't want to wait!"  Wailin' hopped up on the table so he could look White 
Lion in the eye.  "And no one deserved it more than that fancy pants, Europe.  Always 
leaving his eye liner everywhere."  Wailin' grabbed his short spear, and carefully 
avoiding the razor sharp barbs, scratched his back.  "Let me think, let me think.  I 
got it!  Play 'Ballroom Blitz'!"
     "Krokus.  Lost in the data dump of '16.  Wait..."
     "Fat Bottom Girl?"
     "Queen.  Killed in '91.  Never revenged.  Wait..."
     "Forget waiting.   Forget reminisicing.  I'm bored with this already.  Let's go 
see if Armoured Saint and Point Blank woke up from their naps.  We're jamming at the 
House of Cards tonight, and I want to rehearse a little before the show."
     Wailin' hopped down and bounded inside the Riff-Raff Crew guildhouse.  Whitey 
could hear the commotion as Wailin' bounced from room to room, waking up every 
occupant with his enthusiastic "Are you ready to ROCK?!?"
     White Lion strummed his guitar, and sang to himself.  "Wait.  Wait.  I never had 
a chance to love you..."

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Well, really, I think that she, I mean HER, you know, is going too far.  I mean, 
I had this understanding with, well, the multiverse, you know?  When I go to a beach,
or a hotel, or even, like, a ski resort, it's a NICE one.  It's a, hmm, it's a "drinks
with umbrellas" kind of place, you know?  But now I can't GET to a place like that, 
and it makes me so annoyed!  It's anti-albendranious, or something.  SHE said I 
needed to pay more attention to the spy report.  Gah!

     Well, here it is.  Zontani did the notes, but I think maybe his eyes are getting 
blunt.  That's the opposite of sharp, right?  He got all worked up over Slice 
Construct beating The Sickly Dwarf and getting 40 points.  Pantharr beat Atilla the 
Bum, and Atilla lost 18 points.  Fear Factory was avoided by Angels of Pain, but 
that's old news.  They always do that.  Wishi Hada Clue got the most challenges.
Forty-nine fights, seven challenges, one of them TV, five standbys, and a death.

For the title:
     THE WHITE RABBIT (29-5815) (58-11-0,286) of EVIL EATER BUNNIES TV challenged 
WAILIN' VAN HALEN (35-845) (74-57-2,285) of RIFF-RAFF CREW.  Down 1.  THE WHITE RABBIT 
devastated WAILIN' VAN HALEN in a 1 minute Challenge Title fight.  Somebody wrote a 
column, and I think it was Wailin', but it was in code.  I don't do code.  But I 
guess I should thank Wailin' for the effort, and congratulate Rabbit for the win.

The other challenges:
     LUST (99-5216) (33-24-5,181) of HORDES OF HELL! challenged THAI CHILI (82-56573)
(20-21-1,187) of HARVEST DAY.  Up 6.  LUST demolished THAI CHILI in a popular 1 
minute one-sided Challenge melee.  That's what happens when you're hungry.
     SHEET WITH EYES (33-7740) (64-17-0,205) of HALLOWIENERS challenged JOE MAMA 
(21-6771) (53-55-1,205) of D.R.I..  Straight across.  SHEET WITH EYES vanquished 
JOE MAMA in a popular 2 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.  It's amazing how Sheet 
can see to do that.
     GOKU (96-2399) (20-21-4,190) of D B Z challenged SAND MAGGOT (61-3397) 
(43-59-2,194) of FEAR FACTORY.  Up 4.  GOKU demolished SAND MAGGOT in a 2 minute 
gruesome mismatched Challenge competition.  This was messy.  Well, of course it SAYS 
gruesome, which means messy, but it was messier.
     ZOMBIE RAGE (84-15614) (61-38-0,199) of WIDE WORLD OF... challenged WISHI HADA 
CLUE (9-787) (56-58-1,200) of THE MONGOLOIDS.  Up 1.  ZOMBIE RAGE was overpowered by 
WISHI HADA CLUE in a 1 minute Challenge struggle.  This was Most Challenged Wishi.  
He's tough.
     SHADOW (84-26165) (63-46-0,183) of LORDS OF DARKNESS challenged BUTTERCUP 
(45-3416) (33-31-1,182) of MAX'S MIRACLE.  Down 1.  SHADOW overcame BUTTERCUP in a 
action packed 4 minute Challenge fight.  Four minutes?  I'm, like, surprised at that.
     DEMON MERINGUE PIE (26-5213) (19-14-0,98) of SATAN'S DINER challenged POSTMORTEM 
(82-7091) (27-54-0,120) of FEAR FACTORY.  Up 22.  DEMON MERINGUE PIE was viciously 
subdued by POSTMORTEM in a 6 minute Challenge duel.  Good going for Post.

The death:
     REPUGNANT (97-3677) (104-49-4,203) of SONS OF SATAN fought VIOLENT PACIFICATION 
(21-6180) (37-39-0,177) of D.R.I..  A random match.  REPUGNANT assassinated VIOLENT 
PACIFICATION in a 1 minute one-sided match.  Well, um, I guess VP was pacified?

Listen, I have to go teach a bartender about umbrellas, okay?  Some things are 
IMPORTANT.

                                             Debby T

LORD-MARSHALL                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE WHITE RABBIT 29-5815     59  11  0  306  EVIL EATER BUNNIES (1446)  LAPUR

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HYDROPONICUS 29-4605         85  79  0  308  BLUNT FORCE (1491)         LAPUR
 SLICE CONSTRUCT 56-3181      60  45  2  273  ANYWAYUSLICEIT (815)       ROCANIS
 WHITE LION 35-859            78  52  0  263  RIFF-RAFF CREW (46)        MURSKA
 APOCALYPSE 32-5711           73  22  1  260  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 YAMA 82-11638                40  23  0  251  DEATH HORDE VI (997)       DWES EG
 BACARDI LIMON 12-5509        35  34  0  245  BLACKED OUT ON... (1275)   RIZTAB
 REPUGNANT 97-3677           105  49  5  243  SONS OF SATAN (1371)       SHADOW GROVE
 CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373      65  99  4  234  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 TORTURE 35-4368              42  18  0  232  LEGIONS OF HELL (1462)     MURSKA
 CROUCHING HAMSTER 21-6184    57  81  1  228  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
-TIA MATTE 32-5321           101  57  0  226  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 WWW.QUAM.COM 82-4467         47  54  4  225  EASTERN HORDE 2 (994)      DWES EG
 WISHI HADA CLUE 9-787        57  58  1  223  THE MONGOLOIDS (48)        ZUKAL
 ROOSTER 65-1414              41  44  1  220  KILLER TUNES (1116)        DAL SHANG
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843         100 212  2  219  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 SHEET WITH EYES 33-7740      65  17  0  218  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 3 LIBRAS 84-43047            33  26  0  215  FEAR FACTORY 3 (1487)      BLACKSTONE
 HAPPY JACK 19-4086           62  51  4  213  THE MOTHERSHIP (1078)      ZUWAYZA
 BLASPHEMY 32-5332            54  22  1  213  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
-WHIFF 3-7295                 71  46  1  212  LEGIONS' OF HELL (1403)    OSKSI
-PAM DEMONIUM 32-5551         90  41  1  211  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 THE SCYTHE 56-4456           46  31  0  211  SATAN'S BLADES (1450)      ROCANIS
 FIRE IN BABYLON 84-43050     28  21  1  211  FEAR FACTORY 4 (1488)      BLACKSTONE

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-SEGUE 13-5394                80  34  0  210  THE DEVIL'S OWN (1389)     DULLENS
 PYG 98-1120                  24  28  4  210  BLOOD IRON (1274)          SYVYN'S HILL
 SADDAM A GO-GO 82-7155       58  49  0  208  GWAR (1422)                DWES EG
 CRAZED WILDEBEEST 9-5824     44  21  0  208  SATAN'S KINGDOM (1461)     ZUKAL
-COREY THE MOOSE 84-19615     83  49  1  207  DRAFT DODGERS (1394)       BLACKSTONE
 SUBTERFUGE 84-38420          72  19  0  207  COLLUSION UNLIMITED (1427) BLACKSTONE
 MAD DOG RUSSO 19-5483        51  17  1  207  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 MIRED 82-46332               32  45  2  207  IN SHINOLA (1485)          DWES EG
-VEAL SORENTO 74-4385         48  26  0  205  THE VENETIAN IV (1451)     DAYLA KIV

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LITTLE DRAGON 32-6087        42  42  1  205  STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1482)   ARVAT
 PROPANE TORCH 61-2524        87  79  1  204  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 WAILIN' VAN HALEN 35-845     74  58  2  203  RIFF-RAFF CREW (46)        MURSKA
 JOY OF LOSING 12-6600        51  58  1  203  WHO DA MAN? (1414)         RIZTAB
 GOKU 96-2399                 21  21  4  203  D B Z (1294)               OLD VALAMANTIS
 GUILLOTINE 12-6588           66  42  3  202  BLADES OF TERROR (1406)    RIZTAB
 JOE MAMA 21-6771             53  56  1  202  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 THE SALAMINIZER 65-1413      46  39  1  202  KILLER TUNES (1116)        DAL SHANG
 HORROR OF YIG 82-56623       29  31  0  202  GWAR (1422)                DWES EG
 REAGANOMICS 21-6182          60  68  1  201  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 THE DARK KNIGHT 15-5250      54  28  0  201  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 SERGE 32-3549               100 137  0  200  ASSORTED (578)             ARVAT
 POOR OLD TOM 82-7154         30  19  3  200  GWAR (1422)                DWES EG
 KINGU 50-3575                41  52  0  198  MESOPOTAMIA (1433)         SNOWBOUND
 MGR THE MAGICIAN 15-5268     37  24  0  198  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125      86 108  2  197  GWAR (1235)                MAZGOURRAH
 SIR BUBBA THE BOLD 15-5249   57  27  4  196  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
-HEAD CHEESE 2-6081           40  33  1  196  STINKY MEAT (1454)         NIANIA
 THE SICKLY DWARF 84-24303    80  27  1  195  MILWAUKEE RULES (1409)     BLACKSTONE
 LUST 99-5216                 34  24  5  195  HORDES OF HELL! (1460)     SOUTH RIDGE
-HEADLESS NORSEMAN 33-7758    89  51  2  194  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND
-BEAR GRYLLS 19-5185          43  24  0  194  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
-BEAST FEAST 78-3115          37  22  0  194  THE INSTITUTE (1467)       LIN TIRIAN
 SHADOW 84-26165              64  46  0  192  LORDS OF DARKNESS (1408)   BLACKSTONE
 KICK INTHE TEETH 82-7173     56  59  4  192  GWAR (1422)                DWES EG
 CAO CAO 72-8791              36  37  1  191  DYNASTY WARRIORS (1490)    DRAGONHEAD
-FLYING PIG 41-4605           81  16  0  190  HELL FROZEN OVER (1428)    KATI-TEI
 LEPER MESSIAH 72-3954        42  32  2  190  DEADLY RAGE (1453)         DRAGONHEAD
 JOHN WAYNE GACY 21-7988      40  43  0  190  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 ZOMBIE RAGE 84-15614         61  39  0  189  WIDE WORLD OF... (1370)    BLACKSTONE
 ST. GEORGE 43-5034           39  16  0  189  DEVIL SLAYERS (1472)       VEASTIAN
 EXPENDABLE YOUTH 9-4200      36  41  1  186  KARNHORN KARNAGE (1479)    ZUKAL
 TICKLES 9-3486               82 123  1  185  MY PETS (1272)             ZUKAL
 BOWEN 15-5091                68  89  1  185  DARKNESS FALLS (1503)      MALCORN
 JUSTIN CREDIBLE 21-6514      56  56  2  185  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 JON 17-7447                  44  35  0  184  ENFORCERS (1480)           ALJAFIR
 PEACE 43-4306                24   6  0  184  EASTERN HORDE (1493)       VEASTIAN
 BUTTERCUP 45-3416            33  32  1  183  MAX'S MIRACLE (845)        STORMCROWE
 SAND MAGGOT 61-3397          43  60  2  182  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 VIOLENT PACIFICATION 21-6180 37  40  0  180  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
-WAR PIG 33-7914              40  35  1  178  XXX BANDITS (1452)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 CHIRON 17-4235               33  34  3  177  STRONGMEN (1476)           ALJAFIR
 STYGIAN HAG 82-56568         33  43  0  177  FEAR FACTORY II (1411)     DWES EG
 THAI CHILI 82-56573          20  22  1  177  HARVEST DAY (1486)         DWES EG
 IRONTOWER 13-5482            36  26  0  174  HOUSE CANNITH (1473)       DULLENS
 AGONY GIGGLE 82-56593        34  39  0  174  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1435)   DWES EG
 TRANSFORMERS 72-8711         28  25  0  172  MY CARTOONS (1489)         DRAGONHEAD
 MAN FROM NANTUCKET 61-3917   23   7  0  166  LIMERITICS! (1492)         JURINE
 MOJO'S MONKEY 16-4101        14   9  0  166  THE FUN BUNCH (1500)       WILLAF
 PANTHARR 74-807              42  43  2  164  THUNDER CATS (1151)        DAYLA KIV
 SIR QUAMALOT 82-4630         23   9  0  164  THE QUAM SQUAD (1499)      DWES EG
 LEAPING LEPER 33-7940        14   1  0  163  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 ATTILA THE BUM 21-7987       37  46  2  152  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 GEEZER 84-20642              18   3  0  152  GETTING OLD (1498)         BLACKSTONE

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HAMBURGER TRAIN 82-56605     28  34  0  150  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1435)   DWES EG
 FREIZA 97-2823               21  21  3  150  DB2 (1295)                 SHADOW GROVE
-WUSTHOF 9-5981               20   8  0  150  HELL'S KITCHEN (1495)      ZUKAL
-JACK TRIPPER 65-7376         36  36  0  149  LAUGH TRACK LORDS (1474)   DAL SHANG
 FLAME SPIDER 61-3401         44  61  2  145  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SOLINARI 82-41826            26  39  2  141  MOONS OF KRYNN (1484)      DWES EG
 FIGHTING ILLINI 82-41796     49  43  1  140  BIG TEN 3 (1483)           DWES EG
 ADEMA 61-3093                35  38  0  138  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 NICK TORTELLI 47-8176        25  15  0  133  CHEERS (1425)              NORTH FORK
 PUTRID DEFILER 19-4323       42  50  1  132  KARNHORN KARNAGE (1430)    ZUWAYZA
-WEIRD SCIENCE 17-7551        35  38  0  132  NERDS RULE! (1465)         ALJAFIR
 POSTMORTEM 82-7091           28  54  0  125  FEAR FACTORY (1420)        DWES EG
 LUCIUS CATALINE 37-2371      28  21  1  104  ROMAN EMPIRE (1455)        SIBIKHAS

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DEMON MERINGUE PIE 26-5213   19  15  0  100  SATAN'S DINER (1497)       CALEAM
 FILLETED MINION 29-6107      18   3  1   99  SATAN'S BBQ (1501)         LAPUR
 FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE 82-56620   29  42  0   93  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1435)   DWES EG

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HIP WADERS 82-56642          25  43  1   82  IN SHINOLA (1485)          DWES EG
-DES TROY YARR 32-6352        23  25  0   77  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
-KIMONO DRAGON 14-5103        21  11  0   74  DAPPER LIZARDS (1496)      TOBIR
 QUEEN OF PENTACLES 28-5294   30  24  0   71  PANDORA'S CARDS (1481)     MORYA
 25RTS 16-5804                23  12  1   69  JLG (1502)                 WILLAF
 -10 ATTACK 21-7906           17  70  0   57  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 KALEY FRYE 15-5553           14  18  1   39  AIM TO MISBEHAVE (1494)    MALCORN

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
VIOLENT PACIFICAT 21-6180 37  40  0 D.R.I. 1416            REPUGNANT 97-3677         716

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

THE WHITE RABBIT devastated WAILIN' VAN HALEN in a 1 minute Challenge Title fight.
LUST demolished THAI CHILI in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
SHEET WITH EYES vanquished JOE MAMA in a popular 2 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
GOKU demolished SAND MAGGOT in a 2 minute gruesome mismatched Challenge competition.
ZOMBIE RAGE was overpowered by WISHI HADA CLUE in a 1 minute Challenge struggle.
SHADOW overcame BUTTERCUP in a action packed 4 minute Challenge fight.
DEMON MERINGUE PIE was viciously subdued by POSTMORTEM in a 6 minute Challenge duel.
BOWEN was overpowered by LITTLE DRAGON in a 3 minute uneven duel.
SIR BUBBA THE BOLD was defeated by CROUCHING HAMSTER in a exciting 1 minute fight.
GUILLOTINE was narrowly defeated by YAMA in a exciting 3 minute brutal fight.
THE SICKLY DWARF was devastated by SLICE CONSTRUCT in a 2 minute mismatched conflict.
BACARDI LIMON viciously subdued ST. GEORGE in a 2 minute bloody bout.
HORROR OF YIG was overcome by TORTURE in a 3 minute fight.
KICK INTHE TEETH lost to THE SALAMINIZER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
WWW.QUAM.COM vanquished JOHN WAYNE GACY in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
FLATTUS MAXIMUS was devastated by WHITE LION in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
PROPANE TORCH was savagely defeated by SUBTERFUGE in a 2 minute brutal bout.
CANNIBAL CORPSE overpowered HATHU in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched fight.
APOCALYPSE beat MIRED in a 2 minute fight.
SERGE was unbelievably bested by SADDAM A GO-GO in a popular 3 minute gruesome match.
HYDROPONICUS vanquished JUSTIN CREDIBLE in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
EXPENDABLE YOUTH was overpowered by THE DARK KNIGHT in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BLASPHEMY savagely defeated JOY OF LOSING in a action packed 3 minute gory fight.
CRAZED WILDEBEEST overpowered MOJO'S MONKEY in a exciting 2 minute uneven match.
PEACE was vanquished by 3 LIBRAS in a action packed 2 minute brutal one-sided fray.
KINGU was overcome by HAPPY JACK in a exciting 3 minute duel.
REAGANOMICS savagely defeated CHIRON in a 2 minute gruesome fight.
THE SCYTHE handily defeated TRANSFORMERS in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
MAD DOG RUSSO defeated POOR OLD TOM in a 2 minute fight.
ROOSTER overpowered IRONTOWER in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
LEPER MESSIAH was demolished by SLEEPWALKER in a 1 minute uneven contest.
PYG overpowered JON in a exciting 1 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
CAO CAO was beaten by MGR THE MAGICIAN in a 2 minute fray.
REPUGNANT assassinated VIOLENT PACIFICATION in a 1 minute one-sided match.
FIRE IN BABYLON vanquished HATHU in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
AGONY GIGGLE lost to TICKLES in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
STYGIAN HAG demolished NICK TORTELLI in a 2 minute uneven competition.
ATTILA THE BUM was narrowly defeated by PANTHARR in a exciting 3 minute fight.
LEAPING LEPER viciously subdued PUTRID DEFILER in a exciting 3 minute bloody struggle.
MAN FROM NANTUCKET viciously subdued ADEMA in a popular 7 minute bloody conflict.
SIR QUAMALOT savagely defeated HAMBURGER TRAIN in a 3 minute competition.
FREIZA demolished LUCIUS CATALINE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
GEEZER defeated SOLINARI in a popular 1 minute gory duel.
FLAME SPIDER overcame XHUGHA KARGARIT in a 2 minute bout.
FIGHTING ILLINI handily defeated FILLETED MINION in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
HIP WADERS narrowly defeated ROSELLA in a exciting 4 minute conflict.
FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE narrowly defeated 25RTS in a 2 minute battle.
QUEEN OF PENTACLES overpowered KALEY FRYE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
-10 ATTACK unbelievably bested BITTER ALMOND in a 2 minute conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      26         PARRY-RIPOSTE     22 -  16 -  0      58  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  25         AIMED BLOW       197 - 152 -  1      56  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      8         LUNGING ATTACK   141 - 112 -  0      56  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    8         WALL OF STEEL     55 -  47 -  1      54  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   7         STRIKING ATTACK   30 -  32 -  1      48  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         BASHING ATTACK    29 -  39 -  0      43  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         SLASHING ATTACK   17 -  27 -  0      39  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         TOTAL PARRY       30 -  61 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         PARRY-LUNGE       10 -  28 -  1      26  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   8 -  0      20  |

Turn 716 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW        16 - 10     WALL OF STEEL      3 -  5         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  2     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  4         3  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK     4 -  3     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  
LUNGING ATTACK    14 - 11                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  2                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  2                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        4 -  4     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   THE WHITE RABBIT 29-5815   59  11  0  306 EVIL EATER BUNNIES (1446)
AIMED BLOW       HYDROPONICUS 29-4605       85  79  0  308 BLUNT FORCE (1491)
WALL OF STEEL    WHITE LION 35-859          78  52  0  263 RIFF-RAFF CREW (46)
STRIKING ATTACK  REPUGNANT 97-3677         105  49  5  243 SONS OF SATAN (1371)
BASHING ATTACK   CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373    65  99  4  234 FEAR FACTORY (632)
TOTAL PARRY      TORTURE 35-4368            42  18  0  232 LEGIONS OF HELL (1462)
SLASHING ATTACK  ROOSTER 65-1414            41  44  1  220 KILLER TUNES (1116)
PARRY-LUNGE      PYG 98-1120                24  28  4  210 BLOOD IRON (1274)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    MAD DOG RUSSO 19-5483      51  17  1  207 MAN OR BEAST? (1386)
PARRY-STRIKE     PUTRID DEFILER 19-4323     42  50  1  132 KARNHORN KARNAGE (1430)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
The overall popularity leader is SLEEPWALKER 74-2843.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was MAN FROM NANTUCKET 61-3917.  The ten other most popular fighters were 
POSTMORTEM 82-7091, LEAPING LEPER 33-7940, BLASPHEMY 32-5332, SERGE 32-3549, SHADOW 
84-26165, KINGU 50-3575, SIR QUAMALOT 82-4630, ADEMA 61-3093, DEMON MERINGUE PIE 
26-5213, and YAMA 82-11638.

The least popular fighter this week was KALEY FRYE 15-5553.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were JOHN WAYNE GACY 21-7988, FILLETED MINION 29-6107, LUCIUS 
CATALINE 37-2371, AGONY GIGGLE 82--8943, JON 17-7447, LEPER MESSIAH 72-3954, 
IRONTOWER 13-5482, TRANSFORMERS 72-8711, CHIRON 17-4235, and PEACE 43-4306.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
ZUKAL(9)             3  1 0  ARVAT(32)            3  1 0  DAL SHANG(65)        2  0 0  
RIZTAB(12)           1  2 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   2  0 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  3 0  
DULLENS(13)          0  1 0  MURSKA(35)           2  1 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        2  0 0  
MALCORN(15)          2  3 0  SIBIKHAS(37)         0  1 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       0  1 0  
WILLAF(16)           0  2 0  VEASTIAN(43)         0  2 0  DWES EG(82)          9  8 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          0  2 0  STORMCROWE(45)       0  1 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       5  2 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          2  1 0  NORTH FORK(47)       0  1 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   1  0 0  
SUNSET(21)           3  5 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        0  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     2  0 1  
CALEAM(26)           0  1 0  ROCANIS(56)          2  0 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  0 0  
MORYA(28)            1  0 0  JURINE(61)           3  3 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  0 0  
LAPUR(29)            2  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WISHI HADA CLUE 9-787       57  58  1  223  THE MONGOLOIDS (48)        ZUKAL
 BACARDI LIMON 12-5509       35  34  0  245  BLACKED OUT ON... (1275)   RIZTAB
 IRONTOWER 13-5482           36  26  0  174  HOUSE CANNITH (1473)       DULLENS
 THE DARK KNIGHT 15-5250     54  28  0  201  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 MOJO'S MONKEY 16-4101       14   9  0  166  THE FUN BUNCH (1500)       WILLAF
 JON 17-7447                 44  35  0  184  ENFORCERS (1480)           ALJAFIR
 HAPPY JACK 19-4086          62  51  4  213  THE MOTHERSHIP (1078)      ZUWAYZA
 CROUCHING HAMSTER 21-6184   57  81  1  228  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 DEMON MERINGUE PIE 26-5213  19  15  0  100  SATAN'S DINER (1497)       CALEAM
 QUEEN OF PENTACLES 28-5294  30  24  0   71  PANDORA'S CARDS (1481)     MORYA
 THE WHITE RABBIT 29-5815    59  11  0  306  EVIL EATER BUNNIES (1446)  LAPUR
 APOCALYPSE 32-5711          73  22  1  260  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 SHEET WITH EYES 33-7740     65  17  0  218  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 WHITE LION 35-859           78  52  0  263  RIFF-RAFF CREW (46)        MURSKA
 LUCIUS CATALINE 37-2371     28  21  1  104  ROMAN EMPIRE (1455)        SIBIKHAS
 ST. GEORGE 43-5034          39  16  0  189  DEVIL SLAYERS (1472)       VEASTIAN
 BUTTERCUP 45-3416           33  32  1  183  MAX'S MIRACLE (845)        STORMCROWE
 NICK TORTELLI 47-8176       25  15  0  133  CHEERS (1425)              NORTH FORK
 KINGU 50-3575               41  52  0  198  MESOPOTAMIA (1433)         SNOWBOUND
 SLICE CONSTRUCT 56-3181     60  45  2  273  ANYWAYUSLICEIT (815)       ROCANIS
 CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373     65  99  4  234  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 ROOSTER 65-1414             41  44  1  220  KILLER TUNES (1116)        DAL SHANG
 CAO CAO 72-8791             36  37  1  191  DYNASTY WARRIORS (1490)    DRAGONHEAD
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843        100 212  2  219  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125     86 108  2  197  GWAR (1235)                MAZGOURRAH
 YAMA 82-11638               40  23  0  251  DEATH HORDE VI (997)       DWES EG
 3 LIBRAS 84--22489          33  26  0  215  FEAR FACTORY 3 (1487)      BLACKSTONE
 GOKU 96-2399                21  21  4  203  D B Z (1294)               OLD VALAMANTIS
 REPUGNANT 97-3677          105  49  5  243  SONS OF SATAN (1371)       SHADOW GROVE
 PYG 98-1120                 24  28  4  210  BLOOD IRON (1274)          SYVYN'S HILL
 LUST 99-5216                34  24  5  195  HORDES OF HELL! (1460)     SOUTH RIDGE