AD Date : 01/04/2018 Duedate: 01/17/2018 FREE BLADES ARENA DM 103 TURN 729 RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K % 1 GETTING OLD 84/1498 4055 2229 32 64.5 EASTERN HORDE 43/1493 LIMERITICS! 61/1492 EASTERN HORDE 56/1282 SATAN'S BBQ 29/1501 THE FUN BUNCH 16/1500 SATAN'S LINT 2/1506 DARKNESS FALLS 15/1503 HALLOWIENERS 33/1391 EASTERN HORDE 4 82/992 DEVIL SLAYERS 43/1472 THE QUAM SQUAD 82/1499 MAN OR BEAST? 19/1386 4-BAD BEATS 47/1508 203 179 2 53.1 SATAN'S DINER 26/1497 RIFF-RAFF CREW 35/46 SONS OF SATAN 97/1371 ANYWAYUSLICEIT 56/815 ANGELS OF PAIN 32/1241 STRAGETY, DAMMIT! 32/1482 DEVIL ADVOCATES 32/298 5 DARKLINGS 74/1160 1069 993 11 51.8 SATAN'S BLADES 56/1450 6 MY PETS 9/1272 474 534 2 47.0 SATAN'S KINGDOM 9/1461 7-ENFORCERS 17/1480 20 27 0 42.6 HORDES OF HELL! 99/1460 8 ASSORTED 32/578 1193 1632 21 42.2 LEGIONS OF HELL 35/1462 THUNDER CATS 74/1151 MILWAUKEE RULES 84/1409 9 GWAR 77/1235 1044 1437 15 42.1 BLADES OF TERROR 12/1406 GWAR 82/1422 WIDE WORLD OF... 84/1370 D.R.I. 21/1416 LORDS OF DARKNESS 84/1408 IN SHINOLA 82/1485 THE GRAIL KNIGHTS 15/1429 DEADLY RAGE 72/1453 EVIL EATER BUNNIES 29/1446 FEAR FACTORY 61/632 COLLUSION UNLIMITED 84/1427 MESOPOTAMIA 50/1433 2 HOMER'S PET 74/1514 294 174 3 62.8 WHO DA MAN? 12/1414 HOUSE CANNITH 13/1473 FEAR FACTORY 3 84/1487 THE MOTHERSHIP 19/1078 FEAR FACTORY 4 84/1488 INK & STEEL RETRO 15/1512 ROMAN DIVINITY 82/1510 3 DB2 97/1295 439 370 10 54.3 FEAR FACTORY 15 84/1511 D B Z 96/1294 KARNHORN KARNAGE 9/1479 JUDGEMENT 97/1504 KARNHORN KARNAGE 19/1430 ANGELS REBORN 82/1507 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS 82/1435 DEATH HORDE IV 82/995 10 F IS FOR FR 12/1515 45 87 0 34.1 DEATH HORDE VI 82/997 SPROUT OF MY MIND 47/1509 REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER Well, here I am FINALLY. Sometimes I wish my Mom would just HAVE her old cow. It's always, "Mom, I have to go to work!" "Yes, dear, but first I need you to pick up xxx." So I go and do it. And I hand it to her, and she says, "I just thought of it, and I need you to go back to the same place and get yyy as well." Sometimes I wonder what's the, like, POINT of me having a job--and it isn't a NEW job. She just doesn't listen. This took HOURS, and it was really cold out. Well, anyway, I DID get away, and here I am. So, the notes-- "I can't believe the violence in FREE BLADES!" I can, actually, it's been years, you know? "Well, here we go... MVP award for SIR QUAMALOT? THE QUAM SQUAD's proud of him after beating SHEET WITH EYES and getting 34 points." SIR QUAMALOT (82-4630) (31-13-0,252) of THE QUAM SQUAD fought SHEET WITH EYES (33-7740) (74-20-0,197) of HALLOWIENERS. SIR QUAMALOT savagely defeated SHEET WITH EYES in a crowd pleasing 4 minute match. Talk about an unbalanced match! Why should his team be proud? I mean, maybe they SHOULD, but why? "Talk about yer major upsets! AGONY GIGGLE's match with BOWEN cost him a loss of 18 points!" AGONY GIGGLE (82-56593) (37-48-0,196) of CARNIVAL OF CHAOS fought BOWEN (15-5091) (72-97-1,180) of DARKNESS FALLS. AGONY GIGGLE was overpowered by BOWEN in a 1 minute one-sided bout. This didn't look like a major upset to me, except for the Giggle being upset and all. ?FEAR FACTORY was the most avoided team. Is a 394-434-6 record really that scary? I don't know what ANGELS OF PAIN's been doing. They certainly haven't been accepting many fights from FEAR FACTORY, that's fer sher. ?Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds. All FREE BLADES ever talks about is fighting!? When they talk at all. Thirty-seven fights, no challenges, no deaths. I suppose there were standbys out there, but do we care? I know I saw three, well, actually two, since Hathu was out twice. Oh, some of you want to hear about the Lord Marshall? Nothing new there. THE WHITE RABBIT (29-5815) (71-11-1,512) of EVIL EATER BUNNIES fought EXPENDABLE YOUTH (9-4200) (41-48-1,213) of KARNHORN KARNAGE. THE WHITE RABBIT devastated EXPENDABLE YOUTH in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight. Expendable youth? Is that, like, a joke? Anyway, do good at the tournament, and I?ll see you in two weeks. You can tell me all about it. Debby T. LORD-MARSHALL W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY THE WHITE RABBIT 29-5815 72 11 1 522 EVIL EATER BUNNIES (1446) LAPUR GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY SIR QUAMALOT 82-4630 32 13 0 286 THE QUAM SQUAD (1499) DWES EG PEACE 43-4306 33 10 0 265 EASTERN HORDE (1493) VEASTIAN BLASPHEMY 32-5332 64 25 1 252 ANGELS OF PAIN (1241) ARVAT THE SCYTHE 56-4456 56 34 0 250 SATAN'S BLADES (1450) ROCANIS MOJO'S MONKEY 16-4101 24 12 0 250 THE FUN BUNCH (1500) WILLAF HAPPY JACK 19-4086 71 55 4 246 THE MOTHERSHIP (1078) ZUWAYZA POOR OLD TOM 82-7154 37 25 3 243 GWAR (1422) DWES EG CHAIN OF FOOLS 84-43107 31 22 0 243 FEAR FACTORY 15 (1511) BLACKSTONE MAD DOG RUSSO 19-5483 62 19 1 232 MAN OR BEAST? (1386) ZUWAYZA -WHITE LION 35-859 88 54 0 230 RIFF-RAFF CREW (46) MURSKA -LITTLE DRAGON 32-6087 50 46 1 230 STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1482) ARVAT GOKU 96-2399 26 29 4 227 D B Z (1294) OLD VALAMANTIS -SLICE CONSTRUCT 56-3181 68 49 2 225 ANYWAYUSLICEIT (815) ROCANIS LEPER MESSIAH 72-3954 47 40 3 224 DEADLY RAGE (1453) DRAGONHEAD JOHN WAYNE GACY 21-7988 46 50 1 223 D.R.I. (1416) SUNSET PURPLE DRAGON 15-5116 36 18 0 223 INK & STEEL RETRO (1512) MALCORN CRAZED WILDEBEEST 9-5824 55 23 0 221 SATAN'S KINGDOM (1461) ZUKAL SIR BUBBA THE BOLD 15-5249 65 32 4 220 THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429) MALCORN GUILLOTINE 12-6588 76 45 3 219 BLADES OF TERROR (1406) RIZTAB SADDAM A GO-GO 82-7155 62 58 0 219 GWAR (1422) DWES EG ST. GEORGE 43-5034 46 22 1 216 DEVIL SLAYERS (1472) VEASTIAN TORTURE 35-4368 50 23 0 213 LEGIONS OF HELL (1462) MURSKA MIRED 82-46332 41 49 3 213 IN SHINOLA (1485) DWES EG KINGU 50-3575 49 57 0 211 MESOPOTAMIA (1433) SNOWBOUND GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY REPUGNANT 97-3677 114 53 5 210 SONS OF SATAN (1371) SHADOW GROVE THE DARK KNIGHT 15-5250 62 33 0 210 THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429) MALCORN JUSTIN CREDIBLE 21-6514 61 64 2 210 D.R.I. (1416) SUNSET -KID DYNAMITE 32-6091 63 43 2 205 STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1482) ARVAT GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY EXPENDABLE YOUTH 9-4200 41 49 1 205 KARNHORN KARNAGE (1479) ZUKAL CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373 69 108 4 203 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE SHEET WITH EYES 33-7740 74 21 0 201 HALLOWIENERS (1391) NIYTYOLE ISLAND LUST 99-5216 43 28 5 201 HORDES OF HELL! (1460) SOUTH RIDGE MAN FROM NANTUCKET 61-3917 30 13 0 201 LIMERITICS! (1492) JURINE YAMA 82-11638 48 28 0 200 DEATH HORDE VI (997) DWES EG D 82-44 32 26 0 200 EASTERN HORDE 4 (992) DWES EG THE SICKLY DWARF 84-24303 88 32 1 199 MILWAUKEE RULES (1409) BLACKSTONE SUBTERFUGE 84-38420 83 21 0 199 COLLUSION UNLIMITED (1427) BLACKSTONE -JON 17-7447 45 39 0 199 ENFORCERS (1480) ALJAFIR LEAPING LEPER 33-7940 25 3 0 199 HALLOWIENERS (1391) NIYTYOLE ISLAND SERGE 32-3549 107 143 1 198 ASSORTED (578) ARVAT FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125 89 118 2 198 GWAR (1235) MAZGOURRAH BOWEN 15-5091 73 97 1 198 DARKNESS FALLS (1503) MALCORN REAGANOMICS 21-6182 66 75 1 198 D.R.I. (1416) SUNSET 3 LIBRAS 84-43047 38 34 0 198 FEAR FACTORY 3 (1487) BLACKSTONE TICKLES 9-3486 87 131 1 197 MY PETS (1272) ZUKAL KICK INTHE TEETH 82-7173 60 68 4 197 GWAR (1422) DWES EG APOCALYPSE 32-5711 83 25 1 196 ANGELS OF PAIN (1241) ARVAT PUTRID DEFILER 19-4323 45 60 1 195 KARNHORN KARNAGE (1430) ZUWAYZA ATTILA THE BUM 21-7987 41 55 2 195 D.R.I. (1416) SUNSET FIRE IN BABYLON 84-43050 29 33 1 193 FEAR FACTORY 4 (1488) BLACKSTONE SHADOW 84-26165 71 52 0 192 LORDS OF DARKNESS (1408) BLACKSTONE ZOMBIE RAGE 84-15614 70 43 1 190 WIDE WORLD OF... (1370) BLACKSTONE MGR THE MAGICIAN 15-5268 44 30 0 190 THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429) MALCORN TELLUS 82-56650 27 14 2 190 ROMAN DIVINITY (1510) DWES EG SLEEPWALKER 74-2843 106 219 3 189 DARKLINGS (1160) DAYLA KIV IRONTOWER 13-5482 43 32 0 188 HOUSE CANNITH (1473) DULLENS JOE MAMA 21-6771 55 67 1 187 D.R.I. (1416) SUNSET -DON QUIXOTE 47-8393 27 16 0 185 BAD BEATS (1508) NORTH FORK PROPANE TORCH 61-2524 95 84 1 184 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE JOY OF LOSING 12-6600 56 66 1 181 WHO DA MAN? (1414) RIZTAB GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY FILLETED MINION 29-6107 25 9 1 180 SATAN'S BBQ (1501) LAPUR AGONY GIGGLE 82-56593 37 49 0 178 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1435) DWES EG GEEZER 84-20642 24 10 0 177 GETTING OLD (1498) BLACKSTONE HORROR OF YIG 82-56623 33 40 0 175 GWAR (1422) DWES EG FREIZA 97-2823 27 28 3 173 DB2 (1295) SHADOW GROVE PANTHARR 74-807 47 51 2 171 THUNDER CATS (1151) DAYLA KIV MUSHAD 43-4287 21 12 1 167 EASTERN HORDE (1493) VEASTIAN GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY DEMON MERINGUE PIE 26-5213 24 23 0 150 SATAN'S DINER (1497) CALEAM ARAQIEL 97-6355 14 9 3 136 JUDGEMENT (1504) SHADOW GROVE CLAY MEROSOLZ 32-6543 22 14 0 120 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298) ARVAT RUDRA 82-5565 17 15 1 117 DEATH HORDE IV (995) DWES EG HOPE 82-11990 16 5 0 107 ANGELS REBORN (1507) DWES EG GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY EVIL LINT 2-6280 22 5 0 97 SATAN'S LINT (1506) NIANIA GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY RUFF RUFF 47-8860 11 9 0 86 SPROUT OF MY MIND (1509) NORTH FORK THE QUAM BOMB 56-3286 16 9 0 58 EASTERN HORDE (1282) ROCANIS -BULL 12-7418 13 11 0 50 F IS FOR FROG (1515) RIZTAB '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE Tickles -- Well, that's the last tickle challenge that I'll make. Laughing never felt so bad :( -- Freiza Debby T -- We hope that you're feeling better in the New Year! -- MrM Yes, thanks, except for being so cold. Free Blades -- I wish you all Hope in the New Year and for the upcoming tournament. -- Hope (See what I did there?) LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS THE WHITE RABBIT devastated EXPENDABLE YOUTH in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight. CHAIN OF FOOLS vanquished SLEEPWALKER in a exciting 1 minute uneven battle. SUBTERFUGE was narrowly defeated by HATHU in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bloody duel. THE SICKLY DWARF was defeated by HATHU in a exciting 5 minute bloody fight. ZOMBIE RAGE was devastated by GOKU in a 1 minute one-sided duel. TELLUS was devastated by THE DARK KNIGHT in a 1 minute mismatched match. YAMA was viciously subdued by ST. GEORGE in a action packed 6 minute gruesome fight. MOJO'S MONKEY won victory over REAGANOMICS in a 2 minute duel. HAPPY JACK vanquished JOE MAMA in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven fight. POOR OLD TOM defeated SERGE in a 2 minute match. MAD DOG RUSSO viciously subdued FLATTUS MAXIMUS in a 2 minute gory bout. SIR QUAMALOT savagely defeated SHEET WITH EYES in a crowd pleasing 4 minute match. D was devastated by BLASPHEMY in a 1 minute one-sided battle. CANNIBAL CORPSE was devastated by REPUGNANT in a 1 minute mismatched bout. THE SCYTHE vanquished FIRE IN BABYLON in a 1 minute mismatched bout. PEACE won victory over APOCALYPSE in a 2 minute brutal fray. LEAPING LEPER was unbelievably bested by SADDAM A GO-GO in a 4 minute brawl. JOY OF LOSING was overpowered by LUST in a exciting 2 minute brutal one-sided match. FILLETED MINION was overpowered by MIRED in a 1 minute mismatched conflict. TORTURE viciously subdued PUTRID DEFILER in a popular 7 minute gruesome bout. JOHN WAYNE GACY demolished MGR THE MAGICIAN in a action packed 1 minute uneven bout. TICKLES overcame MUSHAD in a popular 1 minute contest. KINGU savagely defeated GEEZER in a popular 5 minute gruesome fight. CRAZED WILDEBEEST overpowered 3 LIBRAS in a popular 1 minute uneven fight. ATTILA THE BUM was overpowered by SIR BUBBA THE BOLD in a 1 minute uneven match. PROPANE TORCH was overpowered by PURPLE DRAGON in a 2 minute gory uneven duel. LEPER MESSIAH handily defeated SHADOW in a action packed 2 minute mismatched bout. JUSTIN CREDIBLE overpowered FREIZA in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight. GUILLOTINE overpowered KICK INTHE TEETH in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided match. AGONY GIGGLE was overpowered by BOWEN in a 1 minute one-sided bout. IRONTOWER was viciously subdued by MAN FROM NANTUCKET in a 6 minute match. HORROR OF YIG overpowered ARAQIEL in a 1 minute one-sided struggle. PANTHARR subdued RUDRA in a exciting 1 minute struggle. HOPE was handily defeated by DEMON MERINGUE PIE in a 1 minute one-sided fight. CLAY MEROSOLZ overcame XHUGHA KARGARIT in a 2 minute match. SPIDERPIG vanquished THE QUAM BOMB in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided bout. RUFF RUFF was beaten by EVIL LINT in a exciting 5 minute bloody competition. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |LUNGING ATTACK 25 PARRY-RIPOSTE 19 - 12 - 0 61 | |AIMED BLOW 18 LUNGING ATTACK 148 - 99 - 3 60 | |STRIKING ATTACK 7 AIMED BLOW 117 - 110 - 1 52 | |WALL OF STEEL 4 WALL OF STEEL 29 - 29 - 0 50 | |TOTAL PARRY 4 SLASHING ATTACK 17 - 19 - 1 47 | |BASHING ATTACK 4 STRIKING ATTACK 26 - 30 - 0 46 | |SLASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-LUNGE 11 - 18 - 0 38 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 BASHING ATTACK 18 - 30 - 0 38 | |PARRY-LUNGE 2 TOTAL PARRY 18 - 37 - 0 33 | |PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 8 - 0 20 | Turn 729 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 2 7 LUNGING ATTACK WALL OF STEEL 3 - 1 AIMED BLOW 5 - 13 2 WALL OF STEEL SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 3 1 STRIKING ATTACK LUNGING ATTACK 15 - 10 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 3 TOTAL PARRY 2 - 2 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME LUNGING ATTACK THE WHITE RABBIT 29-5815 72 11 1 522 EVIL EATER BUNNIES (1446) STRIKING ATTACK BLASPHEMY 32-5332 64 25 1 252 ANGELS OF PAIN (1241) WALL OF STEEL HAPPY JACK 19-4086 71 55 4 246 THE MOTHERSHIP (1078) PARRY-RIPOSTE MAD DOG RUSSO 19-5483 62 19 1 232 MAN OR BEAST? (1386) SLASHING ATTACK LEPER MESSIAH 72-3954 47 40 3 224 DEADLY RAGE (1453) AIMED BLOW PURPLE DRAGON 15-5116 36 18 0 223 INK & STEEL RETRO (1512) TOTAL PARRY TORTURE 35-4368 50 23 0 213 LEGIONS OF HELL (1462) BASHING ATTACK CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373 69 108 4 203 FEAR FACTORY (632) PARRY-STRIKE PUTRID DEFILER 19-4323 45 60 1 195 KARNHORN KARNAGE (1430) PARRY-LUNGE PANTHARR 74-807 47 51 2 171 THUNDER CATS (1151) The overall popularity leader is SLEEPWALKER 74-2843. The most popular warrior this turn was RUFF RUFF 47-8860. The ten other most popular fighters were ST. GEORGE 43-5034, KINGU 50-3575, SIR QUAMALOT 82-4630, TORTURE 35-4368, THE SICKLY DWARF 84-24303, PUTRID DEFILER 19-4323, MAN FROM NANTUCKET 61-3917, YAMA 82-11638, LEAPING LEPER 33-7940, and IRONTOWER 13-5482. The least popular fighter this week was ARAQIEL 97-6355. The other ten least popular fighters were AGONY GIGGLE 82--8943, ATTILA THE BUM 21-7987, FIRE IN BABYLON 84--22486, TELLUS 82--8886, EXPENDABLE YOUTH 9-4200, THE QUAM BOMB 56-3286, HOPE 82-11990, RUDRA 82-5565, KICK INTHE TEETH 82-7173, and FREIZA 97-2823. Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K NIANIA(2) 1 0 0 LAPUR(29) 1 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 1 0 0 ZUKAL(9) 2 1 0 ARVAT(32) 2 2 0 DAYLA KIV(74) 2 1 0 RIZTAB(12) 1 1 0 NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 0 2 0 MAZGOURRAH(77) 0 1 0 DULLENS(13) 0 1 0 MURSKA(35) 1 0 0 DWES EG(82) 5 7 0 MALCORN(15) 4 1 0 VEASTIAN(43) 2 1 0 BLACKSTONE(84) 1 7 0 WILLAF(16) 1 0 0 NORTH FORK(47) 0 1 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 1 0 0 ZUWAYZA(19) 2 1 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 1 0 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 1 2 0 SUNSET(21) 2 3 0 ROCANIS(56) 1 1 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 1 0 0 CALEAM(26) 1 0 0 JURINE(61) 1 2 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY EVIL LINT 2-6280 22 5 0 97 SATAN'S LINT (1506) NIANIA TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY CRAZED WILDEBEEST 9-5824 55 23 0 221 SATAN'S KINGDOM (1461) ZUKAL GUILLOTINE 12-6588 76 45 3 219 BLADES OF TERROR (1406) RIZTAB IRONTOWER 13-5482 43 32 0 188 HOUSE CANNITH (1473) DULLENS PURPLE DRAGON 15-5116 36 18 0 223 INK & STEEL RETRO (1512) MALCORN MOJO'S MONKEY 16-4101 24 12 0 250 THE FUN BUNCH (1500) WILLAF HAPPY JACK 19-4086 71 55 4 246 THE MOTHERSHIP (1078) ZUWAYZA JOHN WAYNE GACY 21-7988 46 50 1 223 D.R.I. (1416) SUNSET DEMON MERINGUE PIE 26-5213 24 23 0 150 SATAN'S DINER (1497) CALEAM THE WHITE RABBIT 29-5815 72 11 1 522 EVIL EATER BUNNIES (1446) LAPUR BLASPHEMY 32-5332 64 25 1 252 ANGELS OF PAIN (1241) ARVAT SHEET WITH EYES 33-7740 74 21 0 201 HALLOWIENERS (1391) NIYTYOLE ISLAND TORTURE 35-4368 50 23 0 213 LEGIONS OF HELL (1462) MURSKA PEACE 43-4306 33 10 0 265 EASTERN HORDE (1493) VEASTIAN RUFF RUFF 47-8860 11 9 0 86 SPROUT OF MY MIND (1509) NORTH FORK KINGU 50-3575 49 57 0 211 MESOPOTAMIA (1433) SNOWBOUND THE SCYTHE 56-4456 56 34 0 250 SATAN'S BLADES (1450) ROCANIS CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373 69 108 4 203 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE LEPER MESSIAH 72-3954 47 40 3 224 DEADLY RAGE (1453) DRAGONHEAD SLEEPWALKER 74-2843 106 219 3 189 DARKLINGS (1160) DAYLA KIV FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125 89 118 2 198 GWAR (1235) MAZGOURRAH SIR QUAMALOT 82-4630 32 13 0 286 THE QUAM SQUAD (1499) DWES EG CHAIN OF FOOLS 84--22429 31 22 0 243 FEAR FACTORY 15 (1511) BLACKSTONE GOKU 96-2399 26 29 4 227 D B Z (1294) OLD VALAMANTIS REPUGNANT 97-3677 114 53 5 210 SONS OF SATAN (1371) SHADOW GROVE LUST 99-5216 43 28 5 201 HORDES OF HELL! 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