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Date   : 04/12/2018    Duedate: 04/25/2018

FREE BLADES ARENA

DM 103    TURN 736

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 SATAN'S BBQ 29/1501 4135 2275  33 64.5      THE FUN BUNCH 16/1500
    SATAN'S LINT 2/1506                         DARKNESS FALLS 15/1503
    HALLOWIENERS 33/1391                        EASTERN HORDE 4 82/992
    DEVIL SLAYERS 43/1472                       THE QUAM SQUAD 82/1499
    HUNGRY HEROES 82/1517                     4-COCONUT ARM 95/1518  199  175   7 53.2
    MAN OR BEAST? 19/1386                     5 DARKLINGS 74/1160   1072  997  11 51.8
    SATAN'S DINER 26/1497                     6 MY PETS 9/1272       477  538   2 47.0
    SONS OF SATAN 97/1371                     7 GWAR 77/1235        1119 1523  15 42.4
    ANGELS OF PAIN 32/1241                      GWAR 82/1422
    SATAN'S KINGDOM 9/1461                      D.R.I. 21/1416
    HORDES OF HELL! 99/1460                     IN SHINOLA 82/1485
    MILWAUKEE RULES 84/1409                     DEADLY RAGE 72/1453
    BLADES OF TERROR 12/1406                    FEAR FACTORY 61/632
    WIDE WORLD OF... 84/1370                    MESOPOTAMIA 50/1433
    LORDS OF DARKNESS 84/1408                   WHO DA MAN? 12/1414
    THE GRAIL KNIGHTS 15/1429                   FEAR FACTORY 3 84/1487
    EVIL EATER BUNNIES 29/1446                  FEAR FACTORY 4 84/1488
    COLLUSION UNLIMITED 84/1427                 ROMAN DIVINITY 82/1510
  2 HOMER'S PET 74/1514  307  189   3 61.9      FEAR FACTORY 15 84/1511
    HOUSE CANNITH 13/1473                       KARNHORN KARNAGE 9/1479
    THE MOTHERSHIP 19/1078                      KARNHORN KARNAGE 19/1430
    INK & STEEL RETRO 15/1512                   CARNIVAL OF CHAOS 82/1435
  3 DB2 97/1295          468  407  11 53.5    8 ASSORTED 32/578     1199 1640  21 42.2
    D B Z 96/1294                               THUNDER CATS 74/1151
    JUDGEMENT 97/1504                         9 ENFORCERS 17/1480     23   36   0 39.0
    ANGELS REBORN 82/1507                       STRONGMEN 17/1476
    DEATH HORDE VI 82/997                    10 F IS FOR FR 12/1515   51   93   1 35.4
    EASTERN HORDE 43/1493                       SPROUT OF MY MIND 47/1509

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     I can't believe the violence in FREE BLADES!  I still haven't told Mom I'm 
writing Spyreports.  She'd have a cow!  Well, here we go...  MVP award for SPIDERPIG? 
HOMER'S PETS' proud of it after beating EVIL LINT and getting 42 points.  Talk about 
yer big time losers!  RUFF RUFF got smashed by HOPE, and lost 30 points!  Oh, wow, 
like the Duelmaster must be the most popular guy in all FREE BLADES.  He got the most 
challenges.  (But what about proposals?) JON thinks its 48-43-0 and studly character 
is good enough to face up to the Duelmaster.  Any bets?  This Duelmaster is like 
something else!  THE WHITE RABBIT stopped JON dead in its tracks!  I hear the top 
team insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep.  They want photogenic fighters 
for PR photos.   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?  FEAR FACTORY was the most avoided team.  Is a 
405-437-6 record really that scary?  Is there some deep dark secret why ANGELS OF 
PAIN's been avoiding FEAR FACTORY so much?  Or is it just that they're too scared?   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All FREE BLADES ever talks about is fighting! 
Me, I'm more laid back.  Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys can do?   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits.  Remember 
you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

LORD-MARSHALL                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE WHITE RABBIT 29-5815     77  12  1  258  EVIL EATER BUNNIES (1446)  LAPUR

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GOKU 96-2399                 30  31  4  299  D B Z (1294)               OLD VALAMANTIS
 PROPANE TORCH 61-2524       102  84  1  294  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373      73 111  4  289  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 FIRE IN BABYLON 84-43050     33  36  1  261  FEAR FACTORY 4 (1488)      BLACKSTONE
 PEACE 43-4306                38  11  1  255  EASTERN HORDE (1493)       VEASTIAN
 REAGANOMICS 21-6182          70  78  1  248  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 JUSTIN CREDIBLE 21-6514      65  67  2  246  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 REPUGNANT 97-3677           119  54  5  240  SONS OF SATAN (1371)       SHADOW GROVE
 FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125      93 121  2  237  GWAR (1235)                MAZGOURRAH
 SHEET WITH EYES 33-7740      79  22  0  234  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 MAD DOG RUSSO 19-5483        67  20  1  230  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 SIR QUAMALOT 82-4630         34  17  0  222  THE QUAM SQUAD (1499)      DWES EG
 HORROR OF YIG 82-56623       36  44  0  218  GWAR (1422)                DWES EG
 APOCALYPSE 32-5711           88  26  1  217  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 ZOMBIE RAGE 84-15614         74  45  1  216  WIDE WORLD OF... (1370)    BLACKSTONE
 SERGE 32-3549               111 146  1  215  ASSORTED (578)             ARVAT
 TICKLES 9-3486               90 135  1  214  MY PETS (1272)             ZUKAL
 YAMA 82-11638                51  31  0  214  DEATH HORDE VI (997)       DWES EG
 MOJO'S MONKEY 16-4101        27  15  0  214  THE FUN BUNCH (1500)       WILLAF
 KINGU 50-3575                53  60  0  213  MESOPOTAMIA (1433)         SNOWBOUND
 ST. GEORGE 43-5034           51  23  1  212  DEVIL SLAYERS (1472)       VEASTIAN
 THE SICKLY DWARF 84-24303    93  33  1  211  MILWAUKEE RULES (1409)     BLACKSTONE

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PUTRID DEFILER 19-4323       46  66  1  210  KARNHORN KARNAGE (1430)    ZUWAYZA
 D 82-44                      35  29  0  210  EASTERN HORDE 4 (992)      DWES EG
 CHAIN OF FOOLS 84-43107      33  27  0  210  FEAR FACTORY 15 (1511)     BLACKSTONE
 MIRED 82-46332               44  53  3  207  IN SHINOLA (1485)          DWES EG
 GUILLOTINE 12-6588           79  48  3  206  BLADES OF TERROR (1406)    RIZTAB
 JON 17-7447                  48  43  0  206  ENFORCERS (1480)           ALJAFIR
 PURPLE DRAGON 15-5116        41  20  0  206  INK & STEEL RETRO (1512)   MALCORN
 POOR OLD TOM 82-7154         40  29  3  206  GWAR (1422)                DWES EG
 JOE MAMA 21-6771             56  73  1  203  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 JOHN WAYNE GACY 21-7988      47  56  1  202  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 LEPER MESSIAH 72-3954        52  42  3  201  DEADLY RAGE (1453)         DRAGONHEAD
 BOWEN 15-5091                76 100  1  200  DARKNESS FALLS (1503)      MALCORN
 KICK INTHE TEETH 82-7173     66  69  4  199  GWAR (1422)                DWES EG
 SADDAM A GO-GO 82-7155       65  62  0  199  GWAR (1422)                DWES EG
 TELLUS 82-56650              31  17  2  199  ROMAN DIVINITY (1510)      DWES EG
 JOY OF LOSING 12-6600        58  71  1  198  WHO DA MAN? (1414)         RIZTAB
 SUBTERFUGE 84-38420          87  23  0  196  COLLUSION UNLIMITED (1427) BLACKSTONE
 LEAPING LEPER 33-7940        28   6  0  196  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 CRAZED WILDEBEEST 9-5824     60  24  0  195  SATAN'S KINGDOM (1461)     ZUKAL
 ATTILA THE BUM 21-7987       44  59  2  195  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 EXPENDABLE YOUTH 9-4200      43  54  1  194  KARNHORN KARNAGE (1479)    ZUKAL
 SHADOW 84-26165              74  55  0  193  LORDS OF DARKNESS (1408)   BLACKSTONE
 LUST 99-5216                 46  31  5  193  HORDES OF HELL! (1460)     SOUTH RIDGE
 AGONY GIGGLE 82-56593        38  55  0  193  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1435)   DWES EG
 HAPPY JACK 19-4086           74  59  4  190  THE MOTHERSHIP (1078)      ZUWAYZA
 SIR BUBBA THE BOLD 15-5249   67  36  4  190  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 IRONTOWER 13-5482            45  37  0  190  HOUSE CANNITH (1473)       DULLENS
 FREIZA 97-2823               29  32  3  190  DB2 (1295)                 SHADOW GROVE
 3 LIBRAS 84-43047            42  37  0  189  FEAR FACTORY 3 (1487)      BLACKSTONE
 THE DARK KNIGHT 15-5250      65  36  0  187  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 BLASPHEMY 32-5332            67  28  1  184  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 FILLETED MINION 29-6107      28  12  2  182  SATAN'S BBQ (1501)         LAPUR

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843         109 223  3  174  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MUSHAD 43-4287               21  18  1  173  EASTERN HORDE (1493)       VEASTIAN
 PANTHARR 74-807              49  56  2  165  THUNDER CATS (1151)        DAYLA KIV
 HOPE 82-11990                18   9  0  164  ANGELS REBORN (1507)       DWES EG
-CHIRON 17-4235               34  41  3  161  STRONGMEN (1476)           ALJAFIR

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DEMON MERINGUE PIE 26-5213   27  26  0  148  SATAN'S DINER (1497)       CALEAM
 ARAQIEL 97-6355              16  13  3  146  JUDGEMENT (1504)           SHADOW GROVE
 RUFF RUFF 47-8860            14  13  1  143  SPROUT OF MY MIND (1509)   NORTH FORK
 EVIL LINT 2-6280             25   8  0  122  SATAN'S LINT (1506)        NIANIA

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BULL 12-7418                 16  13  0  100  F IS FOR FROG (1515)       RIZTAB

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
AGONY GIGGLE 82-56593     38  55  0 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS 1435 PEACE 43-4306             736

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

JON was devastated by THE WHITE RABBIT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
APOCALYPSE won victory over D in a action packed 1 minute Challenge battle.
THE SICKLY DWARF demolished JOE MAMA in a 2 minute uneven Challenge fight.
GOKU devastated SIR BUBBA THE BOLD in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
FIRE IN BABYLON viciously subdued ARUNDA ROCKTROLL in a action packed 3 minute brawl.
CRAZED WILDEBEEST was bested by SIR QUAMALOT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
IRONTOWER was handily defeated by REAGANOMICS in a 1 minute uneven fight.
KICK INTHE TEETH was viciously subdued by MOJO'S MONKEY in a 1 minute duel.
POOR OLD TOM was vanquished by REPUGNANT in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
FLATTUS MAXIMUS beat LEAPING LEPER in a popular 1 minute melee.
PROPANE TORCH luckily beat FREIZA in a 2 minute brutal match.
CANNIBAL CORPSE devastated HAPPY JACK in a exciting 1 minute mismatched conflict.
MAD DOG RUSSO bested MIRED in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
JUSTIN CREDIBLE handily defeated ARUNDA ROCKTROLL in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
PEACE slaughtered AGONY GIGGLE in a 1 minute bloody one-sided fray.
ATTILA THE BUM was devastated by YAMA in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided brawl.
SHEET WITH EYES beat CHAIN OF FOOLS in a exciting 3 minute gory bout.
SERGE viciously subdued EXPENDABLE YOUTH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute competition.
BLASPHEMY was savagely defeated by PUTRID DEFILER in a exciting 3 minute gory duel.
JOHN WAYNE GACY handily defeated SLEEPWALKER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven duel.
ST. GEORGE subdued TELLUS in a popular 1 minute fight.
KINGU won victory over LUST in a popular 1 minute match.
LEPER MESSIAH vanquished MUSHAD in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
THE DARK KNIGHT lost to TICKLES in a action packed 1 minute bout.
SADDAM A GO-GO was overcome by ZOMBIE RAGE in a action packed 1 minute bout.
PURPLE DRAGON narrowly defeated BOWEN in a action packed 3 minute brutal competition.
HORROR OF YIG overpowered DREHVIN in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven fight.
SHADOW savagely defeated PANTHARR in a popular 3 minute gory match.
SUBTERFUGE savagely defeated JOY OF LOSING in a popular 2 minute gruesome bout.
3 LIBRAS was demolished by GUILLOTINE in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven contest.
RUFF RUFF was demolished by HOPE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
FILLETED MINION handily defeated ARAQIEL in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SPIDERPIG demolished EVIL LINT in a action packed 1 minute one-sided conflict.
DEMON MERINGUE PIE beat BULL in a action packed 2 minute bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  24         PARRY-RIPOSTE     20 -   9 -  0      69  |
|AIMED BLOW                      18         PARRY-LUNGE       11 -   8 -  0      58  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         SLASHING ATTACK   16 -  13 -  1      55  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         STRIKING ATTACK   30 -  25 -  0      55  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         LUNGING ATTACK   127 - 109 -  3      54  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         AIMED BLOW        89 -  87 -  0      51  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         BASHING ATTACK    22 -  23 -  0      49  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         WALL OF STEEL     24 -  29 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         TOTAL PARRY        5 -  14 -  0      26  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   9 -  0      10  |

Turn 736 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  3         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         3  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     3 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  1                                       2  BASHING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         9 -  9                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK    12 - 12     
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  3     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   THE WHITE RABBIT 29-5815   77  12  1  258 EVIL EATER BUNNIES (1446)
STRIKING ATTACK  GOKU 96-2399               30  31  4  299 D B Z (1294)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    PROPANE TORCH 61-2524     102  84  1  294 FEAR FACTORY (632)
BASHING ATTACK   CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373    73 111  4  289 FEAR FACTORY (632)
AIMED BLOW       SHEET WITH EYES 33-7740    79  22  0  234 HALLOWIENERS (1391)
WALL OF STEEL    HORROR OF YIG 82--8913     36  44  0  218 GWAR (1422)
PARRY-STRIKE     PUTRID DEFILER 19-4323     46  66  1  210 KARNHORN KARNAGE (1430)
SLASHING ATTACK  MIRED 82--19204            44  53  3  207 IN SHINOLA (1485)
TOTAL PARRY      JOE MAMA 21-6771           56  73  1  203 D.R.I. (1416)
PARRY-LUNGE      PANTHARR 74-807            49  56  2  165 THUNDER CATS (1151)

The overall popularity leader is SLEEPWALKER 74-2843.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was BLASPHEMY 32-5332.  The ten other most popular fighters were FIRE IN BABYLON 
84--22486, BOWEN 15-5091, SHEET WITH EYES 33-7740, CHAIN OF FOOLS 84--22429, PURPLE 
DRAGON 15-5116, SHADOW 84-26165, PUTRID DEFILER 19-4323, SUBTERFUGE 84--27116, 
TICKLES 9-3486, and DEMON MERINGUE PIE 26-5213.

The least popular fighter this week was ARAQIEL 97-6355.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were RUFF RUFF 47-8860, AGONY GIGGLE 82--8943, JON 17-7447, EVIL LINT 
2-6280, 3 LIBRAS 84--22489, SADDAM A GO-GO 82-7155, MUSHAD 43-4287, EXPENDABLE YOUTH 
9-4200, ATTILA THE BUM 21-7987, and IRONTOWER 13-5482.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
NIANIA(2)            0  1 0  CALEAM(26)           1  0 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  0 0  
ZUKAL(9)             1  2 0  LAPUR(29)            2  0 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        1  2 0  
RIZTAB(12)           1  2 0  ARVAT(32)            2  1 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       1  0 0  
DULLENS(13)          0  1 0  NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  1  1 0  DWES EG(82)          4  7 0  
MALCORN(15)          1  3 0  VEASTIAN(43)         2  1 1  BLACKSTONE(84)       5  2 0  
WILLAF(16)           1  0 0  NORTH FORK(47)       0  1 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   1  0 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          0  1 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        1  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  2 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          2  1 0  JURINE(61)           2  0 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      0  1 0  
SUNSET(21)           3  2 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 EVIL LINT 2-6280            25   8  0  122  SATAN'S LINT (1506)        NIANIA
 TICKLES 9-3486              90 135  1  214  MY PETS (1272)             ZUKAL
 GUILLOTINE 12-6588          79  48  3  206  BLADES OF TERROR (1406)    RIZTAB
 IRONTOWER 13-5482           45  37  0  190  HOUSE CANNITH (1473)       DULLENS
 PURPLE DRAGON 15-5116       41  20  0  206  INK & STEEL RETRO (1512)   MALCORN
 MOJO'S MONKEY 16-4101       27  15  0  214  THE FUN BUNCH (1500)       WILLAF
 JON 17-7447                 48  43  0  206  ENFORCERS (1480)           ALJAFIR
 MAD DOG RUSSO 19-5483       67  20  1  230  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 REAGANOMICS 21-6182         70  78  1  248  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 DEMON MERINGUE PIE 26-5213  27  26  0  148  SATAN'S DINER (1497)       CALEAM
 THE WHITE RABBIT 29-5815    77  12  1  258  EVIL EATER BUNNIES (1446)  LAPUR
 APOCALYPSE 32-5711          88  26  1  217  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 SHEET WITH EYES 33-7740     79  22  0  234  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 PEACE 43-4306               38  11  1  255  EASTERN HORDE (1493)       VEASTIAN
 RUFF RUFF 47-8860           14  13  1  143  SPROUT OF MY MIND (1509)   NORTH FORK
 KINGU 50-3575               53  60  0  213  MESOPOTAMIA (1433)         SNOWBOUND
 PROPANE TORCH 61-2524      102  84  1  294  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 LEPER MESSIAH 72-3954       52  42  3  201  DEADLY RAGE (1453)         DRAGONHEAD
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843        109 223  3  174  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125     93 121  2  237  GWAR (1235)                MAZGOURRAH
 SIR QUAMALOT 82-4630        34  17  0  222  THE QUAM SQUAD (1499)      DWES EG
 FIRE IN BABYLON 84--22486   33  36  1  261  FEAR FACTORY 4 (1488)      BLACKSTONE
 GOKU 96-2399                30  31  4  299  D B Z (1294)               OLD VALAMANTIS
 REPUGNANT 97-3677          119  54  5  240  SONS OF SATAN (1371)       SHADOW GROVE
 LUST 99-5216                46  31  5  193  HORDES OF HELL! (1460)     SOUTH RIDGE

                      SUMMER FACE-TO-FACE IN ARLINGTON, VIRGINIA

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Look for the tournament info sheet and minioverviews some time in June.  We hope 
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