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Date   : 07/19/2018    Duedate: 08/01/2018

FREE BLADES ARENA

DM 103    TURN 743

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 SATAN'S BBQ 29/1501 4221 2331  33 64.4    6 MY PETS 9/1272       482  540   2 47.2
    SATAN'S LINT 2/1506                       7 GWAR 77/1235        1194 1629  15 42.3
    HALLOWIENERS 33/1391                        GWAR 82/1422
    DEVIL SLAYERS 43/1472                       D.R.I. 21/1416
    MAN OR BEAST? 19/1386                       IN SHINOLA 82/1485
    SATAN'S DINER 26/1497                       DEADLY RAGE 72/1453
    SONS OF SATAN 97/1371                       FEAR FACTORY 61/632
    ANGELS OF PAIN 32/1241                      HARVEST DAY 82/1486
    SATAN'S KINGDOM 9/1461                      MESOPOTAMIA 50/1433
    HORDES OF HELL! 99/1460                     MY CARTOONS 72/1489
    MILWAUKEE RULES 84/1409                     WHO DA MAN? 12/1414
    BLADES OF TERROR 12/1406                    FEAR FACTORY 3 84/1487
    WIDE WORLD OF... 84/1370                    FEAR FACTORY 4 84/1488
    LORDS OF DARKNESS 84/1408                   ROMAN DIVINITY 82/1510
    THE GRAIL KNIGHTS 15/1429                   FEAR FACTORY 15 84/1511
    COLLUSION UNLIMITED 84/1427                 KARNHORN KARNAGE 9/1479
  2 HOMER'S PET 74/1514  325  199   3 62.0      PANDORA'S CARDS 28/1481
    HOUSE CANNITH 13/1473                       DYNASTY WARRIORS 72/1490
    THE MOTHERSHIP 19/1078                      KARNHORN KARNAGE 19/1430
    INK & STEEL RETRO 15/1512                   CARNIVAL OF CHAOS 82/1435
  3 BAD BEATS 47/1508    236  190   2 55.4    8 ASSORTED 32/578     1204 1649  21 42.2
    RIFF-RAFF CREW 35/46                        THUNDER CATS 74/1151
    STRAGETY, DAMMIT! 32/1482                 9-ENFORCERS 17/1480     26   39   0 40.0
  4 JUDGEMENT 97/1504    488  425  11 53.5   10 F IS FOR FR 12/1515   57  101   1 36.1
    ANGELS REBORN 82/1507                       V IS FOR VIOLINS 78/1519
    EASTERN HORDE 43/1493                       SPROUT OF MY MIND 47/1509
  5 DARKLINGS 74/1160   1077  999  11 51.9

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Okay, okay, here I am.  I'm not, you know, THRILLED, because I've been battling 
golems.  Some golem has been trying to get ahold of me, and it won't take "no answer" 
for an answer.  And then the golem that does my actual files needed to be "updated" 
and took, like, forever.  And THEN the notes were taken by another nameless golem--
what else is the Unknown Spymaster?--and it just totally was not a good day.  Oh, 
well, I can rise above that, you know?
     As usual, Angels of Pain most avoided Fear Factory.  We had thirty-five fights, 
barely more than Andorak.  The clerks in the office say "no challenges," but I count 
four.  No deaths, no personals.

The challenges:
     GUILLOTINE (12-6588) (83-50-3,186) of BLADES OF TERROR challenged POOR OLD TOM 
(82-7154) (42-33-3,189) of GWAR.  Up 3.  I think three.  GUILLOTINE slimly won victory 
over POOR OLD TOM in a 3 minute Challenge fight.  Experience does that.  But Poor Old 
Tom got invited to lunch because he looked so pathetic, so it isn't, you know, all 
bad.
     SHEET WITH EYES (33-7740) (82-25-0,208) of HALLOWIENERS challenged THAI CHILI 
(82-56573) (29-39-1,209) of HARVEST DAY.  Up 1.  SHEET WITH EYES savagely defeated 
THAI CHILI in a exciting 2 minute Challenge melee.  Sour cream, that's the secret.  
And maybe beer.
     MAD DOG RUSSO (19-5483) (70-23-1,209) of MAN OR BEAST? challenged PUTRID DEFILER 
(19-4323) (46-72-1,209) of KARNHORN KARNAGE.  Straight across, a real Free Blades 
challenge.  MAD DOG RUSSO was vanquished by PUTRID DEFILER in a 1 minute Challenge 
brawl.  Well, fine.  I mean, putrid isn't really good, but neither is a mad dog.
     THE DARK KNIGHT (15-5250) (69-38-0,190) of THE GRAIL KNIGHTS challenged AGONY 
GIGGLE (82-56593) (38-61-0,190) of CARNIVAL OF CHAOS.  Straight across again.  Way to 
go.  THE DARK KNIGHT defeated AGONY GIGGLE in a exciting 1 minute Challenge fight.  No 
giggling during the fights.

For the title:
     WHITE LION (35-859) (95-55-0,245) of RIFF-RAFF CREW fought IRONTOWER (13-5482) 
(50-38-0,277) of HOUSE CANNITH.  WHITE LION bested IRONTOWER in a 2 minute Title 
brawl.  Congratulations to White Lion, but at least he had to work for it.

Some other fights:
     THE SICKLY DWARF (84-24303) (97-35-1,211) of MILWAUKEE RULES fought FLATTUS 
MAXIMUS (77-2125) (96-124-2,251) of GWAR.  THE SICKLY DWARF was vanquished by FLATTUS 
MAXIMUS in a 1 minute mismatched fight.  That was enough to make anybody sickly.
     PURPLE DRAGON (15-5116) (45-22-0,262) of INK & STEEL RETRO fought SHADOW (84-
26165) (77-58-0,196) of LORDS OF DARKNESS.  PURPLE DRAGON viciously subdued SHADOW in 
a popular 4 minute gruesome competition.  This Shadow is, like, tough, right?
     SIR BUBBA THE BOLD (15-5249) (72-37-4,229) of THE GRAIL KNIGHTS fought JUSTIN 
CREDIBLE (21-6514) (69-69-2,262) of D.R.I..  SIR BUBBA THE BOLD was vanquished by 
JUSTIN CREDIBLE in a 1 minute uneven duel.  Well, that was, you know, just incredible.  
I had to say that.  I know, I said I was going to put together some notes on you guys 
so I could talk about you instead of just your names, but I've been busy.  Next time.
     SUBTERFUGE (84-38420) (93-23-0,255) of COLLUSION UNLIMITED fought KINGU (50-3575) 
(54-65-0,196) of MESOPOTAMIA.  SUBTERFUGE was viciously subdued by KINGU in a popular 
3 minute gory duel.  And that's nothing to what Gilgamesh will do.
     HAPPY JACK (19-4086) (78-61-4,237) of THE MOTHERSHIP fought 3 LIBRAS (84-43047) 
(45-40-0,202) of FEAR FACTORY 3.  HAPPY JACK was overpowered by 3 LIBRAS in a popular 
2 minute brutal one-sided melee.  Good work, even if it was three to one.

     ZOMBIE RAGE (84-15614) (79-46-1,223) of WIDE WORLD OF... fought MIRED (82-46332) 
(46-57-3,201) of IN SHINOLA.  ZOMBIE RAGE was demolished by MIRED in a 1 minute 
mismatched competition.  An upset, huh?  That makes things more interesting.
     REPUGNANT (97-3677) (125-54-5,291) of SONS OF SATAN fought CAO CAO (72-8791) (48-
51-1,210) of DYNASTY WARRIORS.  REPUGNANT was demolished by CAO CAO in a popular 1 
minute bloody mismatched match.  Cao CO GOT 47 points for the win.
     TELLUS (82-56650) (36-18-2,240) of ROMAN DIVINITY fought LEAPING LEPER (33-7940) 
(31-9-0,191) of HALLOWIENERS.  TELLUS was handily defeated by LEAPING LEPER in a 
popular 1 minute uneven fight.  These divinities think they might have it all their 
own way, but, like somebody said, this is, you know, the discipline of steel.
     SLEEPWALKER (74-2843) (114-224-3,236) of DARKLINGS fought KID DYNAMITE (32-6091) 
(69-44-2,211) of STRAGETY, DAMMIT!.  SLEEPWALKER was devastated by KID DYNAMITE in a 
exciting 1 minute one-sided brawl.  This Sleepwalker is just going down hill so fast!  
His manager doesn't pay attention.
     WAILIN' VAN HALEN (35-845) (91-65-2,209) of RIFF-RAFF CREW fought ARAQIEL (97-
6355) (19-16-3,178) of JUDGEMENT.  WAILIN' VAN HALEN was devastated by ARAQIEL in a 1 
minute one-sided bout.  That's terrible.  Wailin' lost 29 points.  I hate to see that 
happen to somebody who wrote a column.

And that's it for today.  You guys take care, and come back in two weeks.

                                             Debby T.

LORD-MARSHALL                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WHITE LION 35-859            96  55  0  257  RIFF-RAFF CREW (46)        MURSKA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125      97 124  2  293  GWAR (1235)                MAZGOURRAH
 PROPANE TORCH 61-2524       108  85  1  291  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 JUSTIN CREDIBLE 21-6514      70  69  2  291  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 PURPLE DRAGON 15-5116        46  22  0  279  INK & STEEL RETRO (1512)   MALCORN

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CAO CAO 72-8791              49  51  1  257  DYNASTY WARRIORS (1490)    DRAGONHEAD
 KICK INTHE TEETH 82-7173     71  71  4  245  GWAR (1422)                DWES EG
 PUTRID DEFILER 19-4323       47  72  1  243  KARNHORN KARNAGE (1430)    ZUWAYZA
 KINGU 50-3575                55  65  0  241  MESOPOTAMIA (1433)         SNOWBOUND
 TRANSFORMERS 72-8711         40  40  0  240  MY CARTOONS (1489)         DRAGONHEAD
 MIRED 82-46332               47  57  3  229  IN SHINOLA (1485)          DWES EG
 3 LIBRAS 84-43047            46  40  0  224  FEAR FACTORY 3 (1487)      BLACKSTONE
 KID DYNAMITE 32-6091         70  44  2  222  STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1482)   ARVAT
 LUST 99-5216                 52  32  5  222  HORDES OF HELL! (1460)     SOUTH RIDGE
 CRAZED WILDEBEEST 9-5824     65  26  0  221  SATAN'S KINGDOM (1461)     ZUKAL
-JON 17-7447                  51  46  0  220  ENFORCERS (1480)           ALJAFIR
 BLASPHEMY 32-5332            73  29  1  219  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 SHEET WITH EYES 33-7740      83  25  0  216  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 LEAPING LEPER 33-7940        32   9  0  216  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 APOCALYPSE 32-5711           92  29  1  213  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 RUFF RUFF 47-8860            19  15  1  212  SPROUT OF MY MIND (1509)   NORTH FORK

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THAI CHILI 82-56573          29  40  1  210  HARVEST DAY (1486)         DWES EG
 ARAQIEL 97-6355              20  16  3  210  JUDGEMENT (1504)           SHADOW GROVE
 REAGANOMICS 21-6182          71  84  1  209  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 JOY OF LOSING 12-6600        62  74  1  209  WHO DA MAN? (1414)         RIZTAB
 SADDAM A GO-GO 82-7155       68  66  0  207  GWAR (1422)                DWES EG
 TICKLES 9-3486               95 137  1  206  MY PETS (1272)             ZUKAL
 IRONTOWER 13-5482            50  39  0  206  HOUSE CANNITH (1473)       DULLENS
 LITTLE DRAGON 32-6087        57  48  1  204  STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1482)   ARVAT
 HOPE 82-11990                23  11  0  203  ANGELS REBORN (1507)       DWES EG
 GUILLOTINE 12-6588           84  50  3  201  BLADES OF TERROR (1406)    RIZTAB
 SHADOW 84-26165              77  59  0  201  LORDS OF DARKNESS (1408)   BLACKSTONE
 QUEEN OF PENTACLES 28-5294   45  36  0  201  PANDORA'S CARDS (1481)     MORYA
 EXPENDABLE YOUTH 9-4200      45  59  1  200  KARNHORN KARNAGE (1479)    ZUKAL
 SPIDERPIG 74-4304            38  23  0  200  HOMER'S PETS (1514)        DAYLA KIV
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843         114 225  3  197  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 THE DARK KNIGHT 15-5250      70  38  0  196  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 SUBTERFUGE 84-38420          93  24  0  194  COLLUSION UNLIMITED (1427) BLACKSTONE
 JOHN WAYNE GACY 21-7988      49  61  1  194  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 POOR OLD TOM 82-7154         42  34  3  194  GWAR (1422)                DWES EG
 AGONY GIGGLE 82-56593        38  62  0  194  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1435)   DWES EG
 EVIL LINT 2-6280             27  13  0  193  SATAN'S LINT (1506)        NIANIA
 HAPPY JACK 19-4086           78  62  4  192  THE MOTHERSHIP (1078)      ZUWAYZA
 TELLUS 82-56650              36  19  2  191  ROMAN DIVINITY (1510)      DWES EG
 REPUGNANT 97-3677           125  55  5  190  SONS OF SATAN (1371)       SHADOW GROVE
 THE SICKLY DWARF 84-24303    97  36  1  190  MILWAUKEE RULES (1409)     BLACKSTONE
 ZOMBIE RAGE 84-15614         79  47  1  190  WIDE WORLD OF... (1370)    BLACKSTONE
 SIR BUBBA THE BOLD 15-5249   72  38  4  190  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 MAD DOG RUSSO 19-5483        70  24  1  190  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 SERGE 32-3549               115 149  1  188  ASSORTED (578)             ARVAT
 LEPER MESSIAH 72-3954        54  47  3  185  DEADLY RAGE (1453)         DRAGONHEAD
 HORROR OF YIG 82-56623       40  47  0  185  GWAR (1422)                DWES EG
 FIRE IN BABYLON 84-43050     37  39  1  185  FEAR FACTORY 4 (1488)      BLACKSTONE
 ATTILA THE BUM 21-7987       45  65  2  184  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 ST. GEORGE 43-5034           53  28  1  183  DEVIL SLAYERS (1472)       VEASTIAN
 CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373      77 114  4  182  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WAILIN' VAN HALEN 35-845     91  66  2  180  RIFF-RAFF CREW (46)        MURSKA
 DON QUIXOTE 47-8393          31  21  0  180  BAD BEATS (1508)           NORTH FORK
 SAND MAGGOT 61-3397          54  76  2  179  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 DEMON MERINGUE PIE 26-5213   30  30  0  171  SATAN'S DINER (1497)       CALEAM
 MUSHAD 43-4287               23  23  1  169  EASTERN HORDE (1493)       VEASTIAN
 CHAIN OF FOOLS 84-43107      34  33  0  163  FEAR FACTORY 15 (1511)     BLACKSTONE

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FILLETED MINION 29-6107      29  18  2  157  SATAN'S BBQ (1501)         LAPUR

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DOMINATION 32-5232           16   5  0  146  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 PANTHARR 74-807              50  62  2  137  THUNDER CATS (1151)        DAYLA KIV
 BULL 12-7418                 17  19  0  117  F IS FOR FROG (1515)       RIZTAB

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-BEA HEMOTH 32-6623           25  15  4   94  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-BELLA Z. BUBB 32-6716        18  10  0   64  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

GUILLOTINE slimly won victory over POOR OLD TOM in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
SHEET WITH EYES savagely defeated THAI CHILI in a exciting 2 minute Challenge melee.
MAD DOG RUSSO was vanquished by PUTRID DEFILER in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
THE DARK KNIGHT defeated AGONY GIGGLE in a exciting 1 minute Challenge fight.
WHITE LION bested IRONTOWER in a 2 minute Title brawl.
THE SICKLY DWARF was vanquished by FLATTUS MAXIMUS in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
PURPLE DRAGON viciously subdued SHADOW in a popular 4 minute gruesome competition.
SIR BUBBA THE BOLD was vanquished by JUSTIN CREDIBLE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
SUBTERFUGE was viciously subdued by KINGU in a popular 3 minute gory duel.
HAPPY JACK was overpowered by 3 LIBRAS in a popular 2 minute brutal one-sided melee.
ZOMBIE RAGE was demolished by MIRED in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
REPUGNANT was demolished by CAO CAO in a popular 1 minute bloody mismatched match.
TELLUS was handily defeated by LEAPING LEPER in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
KICK INTHE TEETH devastated ARUNDA ROCKTROLL in a exciting 2 minute uneven duel.
SLEEPWALKER was devastated by KID DYNAMITE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided brawl.
TRANSFORMERS demolished ROBIN OF SHEW-WOOD in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
PROPANE TORCH overpowered ROBIN OF SHEW-WOOD in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
LUST overpowered JOHN WAYNE GACY in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
LITTLE DRAGON handily defeated ATTILA THE BUM in a 1 minute uneven duel.
WAILIN' VAN HALEN was devastated by ARAQIEL in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
APOCALYPSE overpowered QUEEN OF PENTACLES in a 1 minute uneven fight.
ST. GEORGE was beaten by JOY OF LOSING in a 2 minute fight.
DON QUIXOTE lost to EVIL LINT in a popular 5 minute brutal fight.
RUFF RUFF viciously subdued DEMON MERINGUE PIE in a action packed 5 minute bout.
BLASPHEMY overpowered SPIDERPIG in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
SAND MAGGOT was viciously subdued by HELYSE in a exciting 1 minute gory duel.
SERGE was overpowered by REAGANOMICS in a 1 minute uneven duel.
SADDAM A GO-GO overpowered ROBIN OF SHEW-WOOD in a 1 minute one-sided match.
HOPE overpowered FIRE IN BABYLON in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
HORROR OF YIG was overpowered by TICKLES in a exciting 1 minute bloody uneven bout.
CRAZED WILDEBEEST vanquished EXPENDABLE YOUTH in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
CHAIN OF FOOLS demolished PANTHARR in a action packed 1 minute one-sided struggle.
LEPER MESSIAH demolished FILLETED MINION in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
CANNIBAL CORPSE viciously subdued DOMINATION in a popular 3 minute gruesome bout.
MUSHAD overpowered BULL in a 1 minute one-sided competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  20         BASHING ATTACK    27 -  15 -  0      64  |
|AIMED BLOW                      19         PARRY-RIPOSTE     18 -  12 -  0      60  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    6         STRIKING ATTACK   31 -  25 -  0      55  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         LUNGING ATTACK   119 - 102 -  2      54  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         WALL OF STEEL     26 -  24 -  0      52  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         AIMED BLOW        97 -  92 -  0      51  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         PARRY-LUNGE        9 -  11 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         TOTAL PARRY        5 -   7 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         SLASHING ATTACK    9 -  21 -  0      30  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   8 -  0      20  |

Turn 743 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         8 - 11         3  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK     4 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  2         2  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  1                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  2                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK    10 - 10                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  3                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    WHITE LION 35-859          96  55  0  257 RIFF-RAFF CREW (46)
BASHING ATTACK   FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125    97 124  2  293 GWAR (1235)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    PROPANE TORCH 61-2524     108  85  1  291 FEAR FACTORY (632)
STRIKING ATTACK  JUSTIN CREDIBLE 21-6514    70  69  2  291 D.R.I. (1416)
AIMED BLOW       PURPLE DRAGON 15-5116      46  22  0  279 INK & STEEL RETRO (1512)
PARRY-STRIKE     PUTRID DEFILER 19-4323     47  72  1  243 KARNHORN KARNAGE (1430)
LUNGING ATTACK   KINGU 50-3575              55  65  0  241 MESOPOTAMIA (1433)
SLASHING ATTACK  MIRED 82--19204            47  57  3  229 IN SHINOLA (1485)
PARRY-LUNGE      KID DYNAMITE 32-6091       70  44  2  222 STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1482)
TOTAL PARRY      DOMINATION 32-5232         16   5  0  146 ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)

The overall popularity leader is SLEEPWALKER 74-2843.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was RUFF RUFF 47-8860.  The ten other most popular fighters were DON QUIXOTE 
47-8393, PURPLE DRAGON 15-5116, SHADOW 84-26165, GUILLOTINE 12-6588, CANNIBAL CORPSE 
61-2373, KINGU 50-3575, POOR OLD TOM 82-7154, SHEET WITH EYES 33-7740, KICK INTHE 
TEETH 82-7173, and DEMON MERINGUE PIE 26-5213.

The least popular fighter this week was BULL 12-7418.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were SPIDERPIG 74-4304, QUEEN OF PENTACLES 28-5294, ATTILA THE BUM 21-7987, 
MAD DOG RUSSO 19-5483, EXPENDABLE YOUTH 9-4200, HORROR OF YIG 82--8913, SERGE 
32-3549, WAILIN' VAN HALEN 35-845, JOHN WAYNE GACY 21-7988, and SLEEPWALKER 74-2843.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
NIANIA(2)            1  0 0  MORYA(28)            0  1 0  JURINE(61)           2  1 0  
ZUKAL(9)             2  1 0  LAPUR(29)            0  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       3  0 0  
RIZTAB(12)           2  1 0  ARVAT(32)            4  2 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        0  3 0  
DULLENS(13)          0  1 0  NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  2  0 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       1  0 0  
MALCORN(15)          2  1 0  MURSKA(35)           1  1 0  DWES EG(82)          4  5 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          1  2 0  VEASTIAN(43)         1  1 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       2  5 0  
SUNSET(21)           2  2 0  NORTH FORK(47)       1  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  1 0  
CALEAM(26)           0  1 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        1  0 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 EVIL LINT 2-6280            27  13  0  193  SATAN'S LINT (1506)        NIANIA
 CRAZED WILDEBEEST 9-5824    65  26  0  221  SATAN'S KINGDOM (1461)     ZUKAL
 JOY OF LOSING 12-6600       62  74  1  209  WHO DA MAN? (1414)         RIZTAB
 IRONTOWER 13-5482           50  39  0  206  HOUSE CANNITH (1473)       DULLENS
 PURPLE DRAGON 15-5116       46  22  0  279  INK & STEEL RETRO (1512)   MALCORN
 PUTRID DEFILER 19-4323      47  72  1  243  KARNHORN KARNAGE (1430)    ZUWAYZA
 JUSTIN CREDIBLE 21-6514     70  69  2  291  D.R.I. (1416)              SUNSET
 DEMON MERINGUE PIE 26-5213  30  30  0  171  SATAN'S DINER (1497)       CALEAM
 QUEEN OF PENTACLES 28-5294  45  36  0  201  PANDORA'S CARDS (1481)     MORYA
 FILLETED MINION 29-6107     29  18  2  157  SATAN'S BBQ (1501)         LAPUR
 KID DYNAMITE 32-6091        70  44  2  222  STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1482)   ARVAT
 SHEET WITH EYES 33-7740     83  25  0  216  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 WHITE LION 35-859           96  55  0  257  RIFF-RAFF CREW (46)        MURSKA
 ST. GEORGE 43-5034          53  28  1  183  DEVIL SLAYERS (1472)       VEASTIAN
 RUFF RUFF 47-8860           19  15  1  212  SPROUT OF MY MIND (1509)   NORTH FORK
 KINGU 50-3575               55  65  0  241  MESOPOTAMIA (1433)         SNOWBOUND
 PROPANE TORCH 61-2524      108  85  1  291  FEAR FACTORY (632)         JURINE
 CAO CAO 72-8791             49  51  1  257  DYNASTY WARRIORS (1490)    DRAGONHEAD
 SPIDERPIG 74-4304           38  23  0  200  HOMER'S PETS (1514)        DAYLA KIV
 FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125     97 124  2  293  GWAR (1235)                MAZGOURRAH
 KICK INTHE TEETH 82-7173    71  71  4  245  GWAR (1422)                DWES EG
 3 LIBRAS 84--22489          46  40  0  224  FEAR FACTORY 3 (1487)      BLACKSTONE
 ARAQIEL 97-6355             20  16  3  210  JUDGEMENT (1504)           SHADOW GROVE
 LUST 99-5216                52  32  5  222  HORDES OF HELL! (1460)     SOUTH RIDGE

                          Name Change-o-Rama -- Final Update

     Algernon looked at the goats and sighed.  No doubt it was a Good Deed to give 
goats to people who wanted them.  But why did the goats have to be gathered in HIS 
office?  Four of them, and they were a lot like gladiators:  not smelly maybe, they 
were clean goats, but pushy and sure they were the most important thing around.  Maybe 
they should be enrolled in the arena?  No, there were only four, not enough for a 
team.
     He shook his head to clear it of the image of armored goats with sharpened horns.  
One thing at a time.  He pulled a piece of paper out of his desk drawer, dipped his 
pen in the ink, and began to write.

     "It is our pleasure and honor to note that ninety-eight gladiators and teams have 
elected to change their names, supporting the contribution of goats to deserving 
people.  With the Commission's matching funds, this has purchased four goats--a good 
goat can't be purchased for a copper, you know.  The goats are already en route to 
their new homes, where they will be--"  He paused and thought about it.  "--very 
welcome.  We wish all the best to the goats and the new goat-owners."