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Date : 07/19/2018 Duedate: 08/01/2018
FREE BLADES ARENA
DM 103 TURN 743
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 SATAN'S BBQ 29/1501 4221 2331 33 64.4 6 MY PETS 9/1272 482 540 2 47.2
SATAN'S LINT 2/1506 7 GWAR 77/1235 1194 1629 15 42.3
HALLOWIENERS 33/1391 GWAR 82/1422
DEVIL SLAYERS 43/1472 D.R.I. 21/1416
MAN OR BEAST? 19/1386 IN SHINOLA 82/1485
SATAN'S DINER 26/1497 DEADLY RAGE 72/1453
SONS OF SATAN 97/1371 FEAR FACTORY 61/632
ANGELS OF PAIN 32/1241 HARVEST DAY 82/1486
SATAN'S KINGDOM 9/1461 MESOPOTAMIA 50/1433
HORDES OF HELL! 99/1460 MY CARTOONS 72/1489
MILWAUKEE RULES 84/1409 WHO DA MAN? 12/1414
BLADES OF TERROR 12/1406 FEAR FACTORY 3 84/1487
WIDE WORLD OF... 84/1370 FEAR FACTORY 4 84/1488
LORDS OF DARKNESS 84/1408 ROMAN DIVINITY 82/1510
THE GRAIL KNIGHTS 15/1429 FEAR FACTORY 15 84/1511
COLLUSION UNLIMITED 84/1427 KARNHORN KARNAGE 9/1479
2 HOMER'S PET 74/1514 325 199 3 62.0 PANDORA'S CARDS 28/1481
HOUSE CANNITH 13/1473 DYNASTY WARRIORS 72/1490
THE MOTHERSHIP 19/1078 KARNHORN KARNAGE 19/1430
INK & STEEL RETRO 15/1512 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS 82/1435
3 BAD BEATS 47/1508 236 190 2 55.4 8 ASSORTED 32/578 1204 1649 21 42.2
RIFF-RAFF CREW 35/46 THUNDER CATS 74/1151
STRAGETY, DAMMIT! 32/1482 9-ENFORCERS 17/1480 26 39 0 40.0
4 JUDGEMENT 97/1504 488 425 11 53.5 10 F IS FOR FR 12/1515 57 101 1 36.1
ANGELS REBORN 82/1507 V IS FOR VIOLINS 78/1519
EASTERN HORDE 43/1493 SPROUT OF MY MIND 47/1509
5 DARKLINGS 74/1160 1077 999 11 51.9
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Okay, okay, here I am. I'm not, you know, THRILLED, because I've been battling
golems. Some golem has been trying to get ahold of me, and it won't take "no answer"
for an answer. And then the golem that does my actual files needed to be "updated"
and took, like, forever. And THEN the notes were taken by another nameless golem--
what else is the Unknown Spymaster?--and it just totally was not a good day. Oh,
well, I can rise above that, you know?
As usual, Angels of Pain most avoided Fear Factory. We had thirty-five fights,
barely more than Andorak. The clerks in the office say "no challenges," but I count
four. No deaths, no personals.
The challenges:
GUILLOTINE (12-6588) (83-50-3,186) of BLADES OF TERROR challenged POOR OLD TOM
(82-7154) (42-33-3,189) of GWAR. Up 3. I think three. GUILLOTINE slimly won victory
over POOR OLD TOM in a 3 minute Challenge fight. Experience does that. But Poor Old
Tom got invited to lunch because he looked so pathetic, so it isn't, you know, all
bad.
SHEET WITH EYES (33-7740) (82-25-0,208) of HALLOWIENERS challenged THAI CHILI
(82-56573) (29-39-1,209) of HARVEST DAY. Up 1. SHEET WITH EYES savagely defeated
THAI CHILI in a exciting 2 minute Challenge melee. Sour cream, that's the secret.
And maybe beer.
MAD DOG RUSSO (19-5483) (70-23-1,209) of MAN OR BEAST? challenged PUTRID DEFILER
(19-4323) (46-72-1,209) of KARNHORN KARNAGE. Straight across, a real Free Blades
challenge. MAD DOG RUSSO was vanquished by PUTRID DEFILER in a 1 minute Challenge
brawl. Well, fine. I mean, putrid isn't really good, but neither is a mad dog.
THE DARK KNIGHT (15-5250) (69-38-0,190) of THE GRAIL KNIGHTS challenged AGONY
GIGGLE (82-56593) (38-61-0,190) of CARNIVAL OF CHAOS. Straight across again. Way to
go. THE DARK KNIGHT defeated AGONY GIGGLE in a exciting 1 minute Challenge fight. No
giggling during the fights.
For the title:
WHITE LION (35-859) (95-55-0,245) of RIFF-RAFF CREW fought IRONTOWER (13-5482)
(50-38-0,277) of HOUSE CANNITH. WHITE LION bested IRONTOWER in a 2 minute Title
brawl. Congratulations to White Lion, but at least he had to work for it.
Some other fights:
THE SICKLY DWARF (84-24303) (97-35-1,211) of MILWAUKEE RULES fought FLATTUS
MAXIMUS (77-2125) (96-124-2,251) of GWAR. THE SICKLY DWARF was vanquished by FLATTUS
MAXIMUS in a 1 minute mismatched fight. That was enough to make anybody sickly.
PURPLE DRAGON (15-5116) (45-22-0,262) of INK & STEEL RETRO fought SHADOW (84-
26165) (77-58-0,196) of LORDS OF DARKNESS. PURPLE DRAGON viciously subdued SHADOW in
a popular 4 minute gruesome competition. This Shadow is, like, tough, right?
SIR BUBBA THE BOLD (15-5249) (72-37-4,229) of THE GRAIL KNIGHTS fought JUSTIN
CREDIBLE (21-6514) (69-69-2,262) of D.R.I.. SIR BUBBA THE BOLD was vanquished by
JUSTIN CREDIBLE in a 1 minute uneven duel. Well, that was, you know, just incredible.
I had to say that. I know, I said I was going to put together some notes on you guys
so I could talk about you instead of just your names, but I've been busy. Next time.
SUBTERFUGE (84-38420) (93-23-0,255) of COLLUSION UNLIMITED fought KINGU (50-3575)
(54-65-0,196) of MESOPOTAMIA. SUBTERFUGE was viciously subdued by KINGU in a popular
3 minute gory duel. And that's nothing to what Gilgamesh will do.
HAPPY JACK (19-4086) (78-61-4,237) of THE MOTHERSHIP fought 3 LIBRAS (84-43047)
(45-40-0,202) of FEAR FACTORY 3. HAPPY JACK was overpowered by 3 LIBRAS in a popular
2 minute brutal one-sided melee. Good work, even if it was three to one.
ZOMBIE RAGE (84-15614) (79-46-1,223) of WIDE WORLD OF... fought MIRED (82-46332)
(46-57-3,201) of IN SHINOLA. ZOMBIE RAGE was demolished by MIRED in a 1 minute
mismatched competition. An upset, huh? That makes things more interesting.
REPUGNANT (97-3677) (125-54-5,291) of SONS OF SATAN fought CAO CAO (72-8791) (48-
51-1,210) of DYNASTY WARRIORS. REPUGNANT was demolished by CAO CAO in a popular 1
minute bloody mismatched match. Cao CO GOT 47 points for the win.
TELLUS (82-56650) (36-18-2,240) of ROMAN DIVINITY fought LEAPING LEPER (33-7940)
(31-9-0,191) of HALLOWIENERS. TELLUS was handily defeated by LEAPING LEPER in a
popular 1 minute uneven fight. These divinities think they might have it all their
own way, but, like somebody said, this is, you know, the discipline of steel.
SLEEPWALKER (74-2843) (114-224-3,236) of DARKLINGS fought KID DYNAMITE (32-6091)
(69-44-2,211) of STRAGETY, DAMMIT!. SLEEPWALKER was devastated by KID DYNAMITE in a
exciting 1 minute one-sided brawl. This Sleepwalker is just going down hill so fast!
His manager doesn't pay attention.
WAILIN' VAN HALEN (35-845) (91-65-2,209) of RIFF-RAFF CREW fought ARAQIEL (97-
6355) (19-16-3,178) of JUDGEMENT. WAILIN' VAN HALEN was devastated by ARAQIEL in a 1
minute one-sided bout. That's terrible. Wailin' lost 29 points. I hate to see that
happen to somebody who wrote a column.
And that's it for today. You guys take care, and come back in two weeks.
Debby T.
LORD-MARSHALL W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
WHITE LION 35-859 96 55 0 257 RIFF-RAFF CREW (46) MURSKA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125 97 124 2 293 GWAR (1235) MAZGOURRAH
PROPANE TORCH 61-2524 108 85 1 291 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
JUSTIN CREDIBLE 21-6514 70 69 2 291 D.R.I. (1416) SUNSET
PURPLE DRAGON 15-5116 46 22 0 279 INK & STEEL RETRO (1512) MALCORN
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CAO CAO 72-8791 49 51 1 257 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1490) DRAGONHEAD
KICK INTHE TEETH 82-7173 71 71 4 245 GWAR (1422) DWES EG
PUTRID DEFILER 19-4323 47 72 1 243 KARNHORN KARNAGE (1430) ZUWAYZA
KINGU 50-3575 55 65 0 241 MESOPOTAMIA (1433) SNOWBOUND
TRANSFORMERS 72-8711 40 40 0 240 MY CARTOONS (1489) DRAGONHEAD
MIRED 82-46332 47 57 3 229 IN SHINOLA (1485) DWES EG
3 LIBRAS 84-43047 46 40 0 224 FEAR FACTORY 3 (1487) BLACKSTONE
KID DYNAMITE 32-6091 70 44 2 222 STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1482) ARVAT
LUST 99-5216 52 32 5 222 HORDES OF HELL! (1460) SOUTH RIDGE
CRAZED WILDEBEEST 9-5824 65 26 0 221 SATAN'S KINGDOM (1461) ZUKAL
-JON 17-7447 51 46 0 220 ENFORCERS (1480) ALJAFIR
BLASPHEMY 32-5332 73 29 1 219 ANGELS OF PAIN (1241) ARVAT
SHEET WITH EYES 33-7740 83 25 0 216 HALLOWIENERS (1391) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
LEAPING LEPER 33-7940 32 9 0 216 HALLOWIENERS (1391) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
APOCALYPSE 32-5711 92 29 1 213 ANGELS OF PAIN (1241) ARVAT
RUFF RUFF 47-8860 19 15 1 212 SPROUT OF MY MIND (1509) NORTH FORK
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THAI CHILI 82-56573 29 40 1 210 HARVEST DAY (1486) DWES EG
ARAQIEL 97-6355 20 16 3 210 JUDGEMENT (1504) SHADOW GROVE
REAGANOMICS 21-6182 71 84 1 209 D.R.I. (1416) SUNSET
JOY OF LOSING 12-6600 62 74 1 209 WHO DA MAN? (1414) RIZTAB
SADDAM A GO-GO 82-7155 68 66 0 207 GWAR (1422) DWES EG
TICKLES 9-3486 95 137 1 206 MY PETS (1272) ZUKAL
IRONTOWER 13-5482 50 39 0 206 HOUSE CANNITH (1473) DULLENS
LITTLE DRAGON 32-6087 57 48 1 204 STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1482) ARVAT
HOPE 82-11990 23 11 0 203 ANGELS REBORN (1507) DWES EG
GUILLOTINE 12-6588 84 50 3 201 BLADES OF TERROR (1406) RIZTAB
SHADOW 84-26165 77 59 0 201 LORDS OF DARKNESS (1408) BLACKSTONE
QUEEN OF PENTACLES 28-5294 45 36 0 201 PANDORA'S CARDS (1481) MORYA
EXPENDABLE YOUTH 9-4200 45 59 1 200 KARNHORN KARNAGE (1479) ZUKAL
SPIDERPIG 74-4304 38 23 0 200 HOMER'S PETS (1514) DAYLA KIV
SLEEPWALKER 74-2843 114 225 3 197 DARKLINGS (1160) DAYLA KIV
THE DARK KNIGHT 15-5250 70 38 0 196 THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429) MALCORN
SUBTERFUGE 84-38420 93 24 0 194 COLLUSION UNLIMITED (1427) BLACKSTONE
JOHN WAYNE GACY 21-7988 49 61 1 194 D.R.I. (1416) SUNSET
POOR OLD TOM 82-7154 42 34 3 194 GWAR (1422) DWES EG
AGONY GIGGLE 82-56593 38 62 0 194 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1435) DWES EG
EVIL LINT 2-6280 27 13 0 193 SATAN'S LINT (1506) NIANIA
HAPPY JACK 19-4086 78 62 4 192 THE MOTHERSHIP (1078) ZUWAYZA
TELLUS 82-56650 36 19 2 191 ROMAN DIVINITY (1510) DWES EG
REPUGNANT 97-3677 125 55 5 190 SONS OF SATAN (1371) SHADOW GROVE
THE SICKLY DWARF 84-24303 97 36 1 190 MILWAUKEE RULES (1409) BLACKSTONE
ZOMBIE RAGE 84-15614 79 47 1 190 WIDE WORLD OF... (1370) BLACKSTONE
SIR BUBBA THE BOLD 15-5249 72 38 4 190 THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429) MALCORN
MAD DOG RUSSO 19-5483 70 24 1 190 MAN OR BEAST? (1386) ZUWAYZA
SERGE 32-3549 115 149 1 188 ASSORTED (578) ARVAT
LEPER MESSIAH 72-3954 54 47 3 185 DEADLY RAGE (1453) DRAGONHEAD
HORROR OF YIG 82-56623 40 47 0 185 GWAR (1422) DWES EG
FIRE IN BABYLON 84-43050 37 39 1 185 FEAR FACTORY 4 (1488) BLACKSTONE
ATTILA THE BUM 21-7987 45 65 2 184 D.R.I. (1416) SUNSET
ST. GEORGE 43-5034 53 28 1 183 DEVIL SLAYERS (1472) VEASTIAN
CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373 77 114 4 182 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
WAILIN' VAN HALEN 35-845 91 66 2 180 RIFF-RAFF CREW (46) MURSKA
DON QUIXOTE 47-8393 31 21 0 180 BAD BEATS (1508) NORTH FORK
SAND MAGGOT 61-3397 54 76 2 179 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
DEMON MERINGUE PIE 26-5213 30 30 0 171 SATAN'S DINER (1497) CALEAM
MUSHAD 43-4287 23 23 1 169 EASTERN HORDE (1493) VEASTIAN
CHAIN OF FOOLS 84-43107 34 33 0 163 FEAR FACTORY 15 (1511) BLACKSTONE
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FILLETED MINION 29-6107 29 18 2 157 SATAN'S BBQ (1501) LAPUR
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DOMINATION 32-5232 16 5 0 146 ANGELS OF PAIN (1241) ARVAT
PANTHARR 74-807 50 62 2 137 THUNDER CATS (1151) DAYLA KIV
BULL 12-7418 17 19 0 117 F IS FOR FROG (1515) RIZTAB
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-BEA HEMOTH 32-6623 25 15 4 94 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298) ARVAT
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-BELLA Z. BUBB 32-6716 18 10 0 64 DEVIL ADVOCATES (298) ARVAT
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
GUILLOTINE slimly won victory over POOR OLD TOM in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
SHEET WITH EYES savagely defeated THAI CHILI in a exciting 2 minute Challenge melee.
MAD DOG RUSSO was vanquished by PUTRID DEFILER in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
THE DARK KNIGHT defeated AGONY GIGGLE in a exciting 1 minute Challenge fight.
WHITE LION bested IRONTOWER in a 2 minute Title brawl.
THE SICKLY DWARF was vanquished by FLATTUS MAXIMUS in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
PURPLE DRAGON viciously subdued SHADOW in a popular 4 minute gruesome competition.
SIR BUBBA THE BOLD was vanquished by JUSTIN CREDIBLE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
SUBTERFUGE was viciously subdued by KINGU in a popular 3 minute gory duel.
HAPPY JACK was overpowered by 3 LIBRAS in a popular 2 minute brutal one-sided melee.
ZOMBIE RAGE was demolished by MIRED in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
REPUGNANT was demolished by CAO CAO in a popular 1 minute bloody mismatched match.
TELLUS was handily defeated by LEAPING LEPER in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
KICK INTHE TEETH devastated ARUNDA ROCKTROLL in a exciting 2 minute uneven duel.
SLEEPWALKER was devastated by KID DYNAMITE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided brawl.
TRANSFORMERS demolished ROBIN OF SHEW-WOOD in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
PROPANE TORCH overpowered ROBIN OF SHEW-WOOD in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
LUST overpowered JOHN WAYNE GACY in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
LITTLE DRAGON handily defeated ATTILA THE BUM in a 1 minute uneven duel.
WAILIN' VAN HALEN was devastated by ARAQIEL in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
APOCALYPSE overpowered QUEEN OF PENTACLES in a 1 minute uneven fight.
ST. GEORGE was beaten by JOY OF LOSING in a 2 minute fight.
DON QUIXOTE lost to EVIL LINT in a popular 5 minute brutal fight.
RUFF RUFF viciously subdued DEMON MERINGUE PIE in a action packed 5 minute bout.
BLASPHEMY overpowered SPIDERPIG in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
SAND MAGGOT was viciously subdued by HELYSE in a exciting 1 minute gory duel.
SERGE was overpowered by REAGANOMICS in a 1 minute uneven duel.
SADDAM A GO-GO overpowered ROBIN OF SHEW-WOOD in a 1 minute one-sided match.
HOPE overpowered FIRE IN BABYLON in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
HORROR OF YIG was overpowered by TICKLES in a exciting 1 minute bloody uneven bout.
CRAZED WILDEBEEST vanquished EXPENDABLE YOUTH in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
CHAIN OF FOOLS demolished PANTHARR in a action packed 1 minute one-sided struggle.
LEPER MESSIAH demolished FILLETED MINION in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
CANNIBAL CORPSE viciously subdued DOMINATION in a popular 3 minute gruesome bout.
MUSHAD overpowered BULL in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 20 BASHING ATTACK 27 - 15 - 0 64 |
|AIMED BLOW 19 PARRY-RIPOSTE 18 - 12 - 0 60 |
|WALL OF STEEL 6 STRIKING ATTACK 31 - 25 - 0 55 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 5 LUNGING ATTACK 119 - 102 - 2 54 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 WALL OF STEEL 26 - 24 - 0 52 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 AIMED BLOW 97 - 92 - 0 51 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-LUNGE 9 - 11 - 0 45 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 TOTAL PARRY 5 - 7 - 0 42 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 SLASHING ATTACK 9 - 21 - 0 30 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 8 - 0 20 |
Turn 743 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 8 - 11 3 AIMED BLOW
BASHING ATTACK 4 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 2 2 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 2 1 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 10 - 10 1 PARRY-STRIKE
WALL OF STEEL 3 - 3 1 LUNGING ATTACK
1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL WHITE LION 35-859 96 55 0 257 RIFF-RAFF CREW (46)
BASHING ATTACK FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125 97 124 2 293 GWAR (1235)
PARRY-RIPOSTE PROPANE TORCH 61-2524 108 85 1 291 FEAR FACTORY (632)
STRIKING ATTACK JUSTIN CREDIBLE 21-6514 70 69 2 291 D.R.I. (1416)
AIMED BLOW PURPLE DRAGON 15-5116 46 22 0 279 INK & STEEL RETRO (1512)
PARRY-STRIKE PUTRID DEFILER 19-4323 47 72 1 243 KARNHORN KARNAGE (1430)
LUNGING ATTACK KINGU 50-3575 55 65 0 241 MESOPOTAMIA (1433)
SLASHING ATTACK MIRED 82--19204 47 57 3 229 IN SHINOLA (1485)
PARRY-LUNGE KID DYNAMITE 32-6091 70 44 2 222 STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1482)
TOTAL PARRY DOMINATION 32-5232 16 5 0 146 ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)
The overall popularity leader is SLEEPWALKER 74-2843. The most popular warrior this
turn was RUFF RUFF 47-8860. The ten other most popular fighters were DON QUIXOTE
47-8393, PURPLE DRAGON 15-5116, SHADOW 84-26165, GUILLOTINE 12-6588, CANNIBAL CORPSE
61-2373, KINGU 50-3575, POOR OLD TOM 82-7154, SHEET WITH EYES 33-7740, KICK INTHE
TEETH 82-7173, and DEMON MERINGUE PIE 26-5213.
The least popular fighter this week was BULL 12-7418. The other ten least popular
fighters were SPIDERPIG 74-4304, QUEEN OF PENTACLES 28-5294, ATTILA THE BUM 21-7987,
MAD DOG RUSSO 19-5483, EXPENDABLE YOUTH 9-4200, HORROR OF YIG 82--8913, SERGE
32-3549, WAILIN' VAN HALEN 35-845, JOHN WAYNE GACY 21-7988, and SLEEPWALKER 74-2843.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
NIANIA(2) 1 0 0 MORYA(28) 0 1 0 JURINE(61) 2 1 0
ZUKAL(9) 2 1 0 LAPUR(29) 0 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 3 0 0
RIZTAB(12) 2 1 0 ARVAT(32) 4 2 0 DAYLA KIV(74) 0 3 0
DULLENS(13) 0 1 0 NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 2 0 0 MAZGOURRAH(77) 1 0 0
MALCORN(15) 2 1 0 MURSKA(35) 1 1 0 DWES EG(82) 4 5 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 1 2 0 VEASTIAN(43) 1 1 0 BLACKSTONE(84) 2 5 0
SUNSET(21) 2 2 0 NORTH FORK(47) 1 1 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 1 1 0
CALEAM(26) 0 1 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 1 0 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
EVIL LINT 2-6280 27 13 0 193 SATAN'S LINT (1506) NIANIA
CRAZED WILDEBEEST 9-5824 65 26 0 221 SATAN'S KINGDOM (1461) ZUKAL
JOY OF LOSING 12-6600 62 74 1 209 WHO DA MAN? (1414) RIZTAB
IRONTOWER 13-5482 50 39 0 206 HOUSE CANNITH (1473) DULLENS
PURPLE DRAGON 15-5116 46 22 0 279 INK & STEEL RETRO (1512) MALCORN
PUTRID DEFILER 19-4323 47 72 1 243 KARNHORN KARNAGE (1430) ZUWAYZA
JUSTIN CREDIBLE 21-6514 70 69 2 291 D.R.I. (1416) SUNSET
DEMON MERINGUE PIE 26-5213 30 30 0 171 SATAN'S DINER (1497) CALEAM
QUEEN OF PENTACLES 28-5294 45 36 0 201 PANDORA'S CARDS (1481) MORYA
FILLETED MINION 29-6107 29 18 2 157 SATAN'S BBQ (1501) LAPUR
KID DYNAMITE 32-6091 70 44 2 222 STRAGETY, DAMMIT! (1482) ARVAT
SHEET WITH EYES 33-7740 83 25 0 216 HALLOWIENERS (1391) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
WHITE LION 35-859 96 55 0 257 RIFF-RAFF CREW (46) MURSKA
ST. GEORGE 43-5034 53 28 1 183 DEVIL SLAYERS (1472) VEASTIAN
RUFF RUFF 47-8860 19 15 1 212 SPROUT OF MY MIND (1509) NORTH FORK
KINGU 50-3575 55 65 0 241 MESOPOTAMIA (1433) SNOWBOUND
PROPANE TORCH 61-2524 108 85 1 291 FEAR FACTORY (632) JURINE
CAO CAO 72-8791 49 51 1 257 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1490) DRAGONHEAD
SPIDERPIG 74-4304 38 23 0 200 HOMER'S PETS (1514) DAYLA KIV
FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125 97 124 2 293 GWAR (1235) MAZGOURRAH
KICK INTHE TEETH 82-7173 71 71 4 245 GWAR (1422) DWES EG
3 LIBRAS 84--22489 46 40 0 224 FEAR FACTORY 3 (1487) BLACKSTONE
ARAQIEL 97-6355 20 16 3 210 JUDGEMENT (1504) SHADOW GROVE
LUST 99-5216 52 32 5 222 HORDES OF HELL! (1460) SOUTH RIDGE
Name Change-o-Rama -- Final Update
Algernon looked at the goats and sighed. No doubt it was a Good Deed to give
goats to people who wanted them. But why did the goats have to be gathered in HIS
office? Four of them, and they were a lot like gladiators: not smelly maybe, they
were clean goats, but pushy and sure they were the most important thing around. Maybe
they should be enrolled in the arena? No, there were only four, not enough for a
team.
He shook his head to clear it of the image of armored goats with sharpened horns.
One thing at a time. He pulled a piece of paper out of his desk drawer, dipped his
pen in the ink, and began to write.
"It is our pleasure and honor to note that ninety-eight gladiators and teams have
elected to change their names, supporting the contribution of goats to deserving
people. With the Commission's matching funds, this has purchased four goats--a good
goat can't be purchased for a copper, you know. The goats are already en route to
their new homes, where they will be--" He paused and thought about it. "--very
welcome. We wish all the best to the goats and the new goat-owners."