DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL
Date : 07/26/2003 Duedate: 08/08/2003
DARKHOLM
DM-104 TURN-354
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 THUNDR + LITE 18/309 1124 419 7 72.8 ON A WHIM 82/1014
2 JED IS DEAD 3/962 476 231 3 67.3 SIR AGLIO 10/600
MONGREL HORDE 10/964 11-ROVING DOOM 1/267 279 255 6 52.2
3 TOTEM 74/1146 40 20 2 66.7 12 DEAD EVIL 18/627 22 22 2 50.0
DEATH STUDS VIII 82/1086 TROOPERS 21/1113
THAT SUCKS! 19/1144 13 THE A TEAM 38/1044 543 551 6 49.6
4 THE GUARDIAN 21/1156 163 127 2 56.2 BIG MEAN FISH 18/292
THE GUARDIANS II 18/1155 GUANO GROUP 51/1065
WORTHLESS MANAGERS 5/820 ONE SURFING HINDU 97/1071
PIGS ON PARADE 9/1154 LOOK OUT BELOW 6/1042
GUARDIAN'S SLAVES 42/1157 FURNITURE BARN 42/1109
5 BELLYFLOP 82/1097 1379 1113 14 55.3 14 SHAMROCKS 58/424 148 161 3 47.9
4-LETTER ORGANS 82/1123 15 EVIL DEAD 18/1099 90 114 3 44.1
WHY I PLAY DM 82/1116 TORMENTORS 21/571
STREET PIZZAD I 82/1096 16 BEAST MASTERS 37/136 85 121 1 41.3
PUNCHLINES 82/1115 ELEMENTS OF PSI 58/423
MY WIFE'S COSMETICS 82/1038 ACTS OF NATURE 6/415
WHAT I ATE FOR XMAS 82/1114 17-SOULTHIEVES 37/416 28 41 0 40.6
STREET PIZZA 18/114 SOUL STRIPPERS II 6/412
4-LETTER WORDS 48/1063 18 CRIMINAL ELE 39/1074 9 15 0 37.5
SESAME SPINE 82/1070 INDULGENT DRINKS 54/1153
PARENTHOOD 82/1122 19 DELVERS 42/1000 181 316 1 36.4
4-LETTER ADHESIVES 82/1117 DOGS OF WAR 4/999
I'M MARRIED NOW 82/1025 GAMES LIBRARY 3/998
ROCK BOTTOM 82/1080 20 NINJAS 7/1107 24 42 1 36.4
CHEAP DENTISTRY 82/1098 RESURRECTION 2/1143
FASCINATIN' RYTHYM 82/1152 KILLERS 41/1145
6-HOGAN'S HEROE 7/1138 6 5 0 54.5 GENOCIDE 51/1110
7 STYROFOAM 82/1090 1113 963 7 53.6 21 JOHNS 5/927 705 1260 15 35.9
8 EXODUS! 3/956 411 362 3 53.2 ARROGANCE 18/732
THE TAO 36/923 SCARRY TEAM 36/824
SPIDERS FROM MARS 21/950 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151
THE DARK TEMPLE 18/978 THE LADY'S LIST 6/917
FIANADHA 69/945 LETHAL LADIES 4/768
9 DOH! 24/1147 1405 1245 6 53.0 22-TOWNSVILLAIN 10/1089 10 18 0 35.7
DP CLONES 24/1045 23 BIG BAD 7/1073 398 758 7 34.4
CEMENTIA 61/1112 SHEPHERDS 18/432
WASTELAND 18/468 SUPER BASH BROTHERS 6/1067
I'M SO SEXY 42/1072 NEXT GENERATION 58/1075
WASTELAND II 7/500 NEXT GENERATION 18/1150
DIABLO TOO 23/1037 FOUND IN THE SAND 32/1034
PEPPER PRACTICE II 57/1069 MIGHTY MORALS 51/1120
THINGSINPUG'SCOOLER 4/1088 24 SADISTS 18/1093 3 6 0 33.3
OUTSIDE IS 48/1061 25 DWARVEN LEGI 21/1139 1 3 0 25.0
COOL WHEELS 58/943 26-SRETSAMLEUD 37/1134 1 4 0 20.0
BAD HAND 24/1125 SRETSAMLEUD 10/1135
10 QUBIT 10/1140 515 459 2 52.9 SRETSAMLEUD 21/1133
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 474): CIARAN of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 359): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 479): DUNE of SIMPLY DESSERTS (Sweet Tooth, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 476): BAQA of ABBY NORMAL (Poppa Balrog, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 474): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 478): ASHANTI of KREWE OF DRUID (The Druid, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 475): BAYUSHI KACHIKO of CALL TO THUNDER (Ichabod Frothingslosh)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 470): HOTTA WATTA of TOWNSVILLAINS (The Narrator, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 461): QUEUE of NEXT GENERATION (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 460): SARA DIVINE of SWORD OPERA (Nick, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 434): M. THRASHER of 5440 OR FIGHT! (Mordraith, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 425): GAR & BRILL of JUST BECAUSE (A-Sop, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 184): B.A. TURRY of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 412): PUDDING PARADE of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 360): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 170): MICROSOFT of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 158): HOFFA WITH HAIR of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 310): EURO STEAMER of AS SEEN ON TV (Indimar Fallon, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 135): EVE of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 353): MAHI MAHI of BIG MEAN FISH from TALCAMA (Big Wave Dave)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 474): SOUL HAREM (?, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 359): RESURRECTION (Shocking Toad, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 479): SIMPLY DESSERTS (Sweet Tooth, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 476): ABBY NORMAL (Poppa Balrog, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 474): PARTY ANIMALS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 478): SCIENCE FICTION (Shocking Toad, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 475): none
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 470): QUBIT (Sultan, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 461): WASTELAND (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 460): IRONIC TAILS (Mr. Twister, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 434): 5440 OR FIGHT! (Mordraith, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 425): ALL FINESSE (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 184): CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 412): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 360): SORROW'S HARVEST (Gergin "Happy Toes" Frothingslosh)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 170): USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 158): THE EXPLORERS (Kellog, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 310): FREAKSHOW (Elephant, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 135): FREELANCERS (Jinx, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 353): THUNDR + LITENING (Doc Steele, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 473): KOGITSUNE MARU of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 479): DUNE of SIMPLY DESSERTS (Sweet Tooth, mgr.)
MX of THE NUKES (Fusion, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 475): BETSY of DOGS OF WAR (Nick, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 478): ZOT ZIPZIG of NIGHT TRAIN (Teet, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 475): MALT LICKER of WISH YOU WERE BEER (Alfredo Frothingslosh
(turn 474): WILL DUEL FOR FOOD of SPARE-A-DIME SHIFT (Chazz
Frothingslosh, mgr.)
ISAWA TADAKA of CALL TO THUNDER (Ichabod Frothingslosh)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 470): SIR VILE of SIR AGLIO (Sultan, mgr.)
(turn 469): SUNNY SIDE UP of SPRINGBORN (Still, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 460): FLUFFY of BURN N' PILLAGE (Jolly, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 460): THE SICKNESS of BLACKEST PRIDE (Sylvester Frothingslosh)
(turn 459): MADAM BUTTERFLY of SWORD OPERA (Nick, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 433): ANGRY WASHINGTON of 5440 OR FIGHT! (Mordraith, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 183): HOCKEY DUCK of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 411): COOKIE SNORT of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 359): REAP THE FIELD of SORROW'S HARVEST (Gergin "Happy Toes"
Frothingslosh, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 169): SEX ON THE BEACH of INDULGENT DRINKS (Fizban, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 309): P.B. BLASTER of AS SEEN ON TV (Indimar Fallon, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 135): EVE of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Warriors of Darkholm,
Welcome to another issue of the Darkholm Sporting Journal. I'm glad to see Mahi
Mahi still here as our Keeper of the Runeblade although he FAILED TO WRITE A COLUMN.
He was this turn's most challenged warrior and who knows, maybe Voldric the Blue
would have written us a good column next turn if that worthy Talcaman had won the
title fight. VOLDRIC THE BLUE (18-6259) (55-42-0,243) of THUNDR + LITENING
challenged MAHI MAHI (18-4899) (77-58-1,368) of BIG MEAN FISH. VOLDRIC THE BLUE was
devastated by MAHI MAHI in a 2 minute Challenge Title contest.
In a flurry of weird redundancy, Evil Dead (guild #15 in today's rankings) was
avoided by Dead Evil (12).
Nobody died. Pity.
Oh let's see, there were two TV challenges, both victorious:
Floating Swiss of Thingsinpug'scooler vs. T-Bone of Dead Evil; F. Swiss in 1.
Grizzly of Totem vs. He-Man of Tormentors; Grizzly in 2.
Once again, in the absence of Hansel or that worthless slacker Daion, Lucretia
Borgia of remains our overall popularity leader. SYPHILIS (19-3085) (81-47-2,208) of
THAT SUCKS! challenged LUCRETIA BORGIA (4-3563) (88-127-0,207) of LETHAL LADIES.
SYPHILIS was bested by LUCRETIA BORGIA in an action packed 3 minute Challenge brawl.
Lucretia is a TP, you know, but she's violent enough to be very well liked anyway.
This turn's most popular warrior was Blinky, who was perceived as getting
scummed. AGONY (21-3413) (33-11-0,153) of TORMENTORS fought BLINKY (18-2683) (70-
110-4,176) of SHEPHERDS. AGONY savagely defeated BLINKY in an action packed 7 minute
bloody conflict.
And then there was John Ashcroft, a newbie who somehow managed to lose to a more
inept newbie...JOHN ASHCROFT (24-4355) (16-5-2,89) of DOH! fought SLEEPLESS PARANOIA
(82-2252) (8-11-1,63) of PARENTHOOD. JOHN ASHCROFT was overpowered by SLEEPLESS
PARANOIA in a 1 minute one-sided struggle. Tsk, tsk.
The Tricoran Patience plummeted in the ranks today as she got matched against a
Debby Tonte look-alike (and fight-alike) and managed to lose! Oh, the shame!
PATIENCE (51-4949) (16-23-1,48) of MIGHTY MORALS fought DEBBY TONTE (104-2) (20-30-
0,30) of Arena Stand-Ins. PATIENCE was handily defeated by DEBBY TONTE in a 1 minute
mismatched contest. Patience, you must challenge boldly and redeem yourself at once!
That's all. I know it's way short, I'm sorry. I just know that many of you are
really pressed for time and I didn't want you to have to spend too much of it reading
this report. Until next turn, my friends, remember to do your research before you
sign on the dotted line. If someone is too anxious to sell you something in a hurry,
there is probably something very wrong with it.
Desiree (not my real name)
KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MAHI MAHI 18-4899 78 58 1 388 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CLEANER WRASSE 18-6495 56 53 2 259 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GRIZZLY 74-2710 40 39 0 241 TOTEM (1146) DAIYLA KIV
SPEEDI 58-3029 85 76 3 239 SHAMROCKS (424) DELARQ TOR
LUCRETIA BORGIA 4-3563 89 127 0 230 LETHAL LADIES (768) JHELUM
FLOATING SWISS 4-4461 19 10 0 229 THINGSINPUG'SCOOLER (1088) JHELUM
DARK GUMBY 7-4694 39 24 0 228 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
FAT BASTARD 42-3804 42 20 0 223 I'M SO SEXY (1072) RODEKI
GEO METRO 58-5740 56 59 2 222 COOL WHEELS (943) DELARQ TOR
MISS HONEY 36-4850 56 50 0 221 SCARRY TEAM (824) JHANS
BLACK WIDOW 37-1303 50 55 2 215 BEAST MASTERS (136) SIBIKHAS
WHIRLING DOG 10-4177 55 28 1 211 MONGREL HORDE (964) KOLACT
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
WHIRLING WORD 48-3815 46 29 0 209 4-LETTER WORDS (1063) CAER
ZALTAN 6-4616 52 103 2 205 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
-INDEPENDENT JED 3-5119 20 9 1 203 JED IS DEAD (962) OSKSI
BARROCH 18-2684 82 87 1 201 SHEPHERDS (432) TALCAMA
JANET RENO 42-3823 31 29 1 200 I'M SO SEXY (1072) RODEKI
LEE AT TOURNEY 4-3565 99 117 1 199 LETHAL LADIES (768) JHELUM
SYPHILIS 19-3085 81 48 2 198 THAT SUCKS! (1144) ZUWAYZA
VOLDRIC THE BLUE 18-6259 55 43 0 198 THUNDR + LITENING (309) TALCAMA
-LOSS OF TESTOSTERO 82-1285 31 34 2 198 I'M MARRIED NOW (1025) DWES EG
A DIFFERENT GRAPE 82-1258 29 13 0 198 MY WIFE'S COSMETICS (1038) DWES EG
JACK BOY 82-2030 60 49 0 197 ON A WHIM (1014) DWES EG
-EXILED KNIGHT 1-4297 27 19 0 197 ROVING DOOM (267) MORDANT
TORMENT 21-3121 44 33 3 196 TORMENTORS (571) SUNSET
OSCAR THE SLOUCH 82-1316 35 27 3 196 SESAME SPINE (1070) DWES EG
LARGE SPINNY GUY 23-4361 48 27 2 195 DIABLO TOO (1037) TI
SCHYLER 6-4866 47 76 1 195 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
SIR ENE 10-4360 38 21 3 195 SIR AGLIO (600) KOLACT
GREE CHAK 41-3859 36 21 2 194 KILLERS (1145) KATI-TEI
MISTRESS OF EVIL 18-3565 28 16 3 193 EVIL DEAD (1099) TALCAMA
MR PIBB 24-4253 47 19 1 192 DP CLONES (1045) ZORPUNT
HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH 18-6977 36 29 0 192 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA
T-BONE 18-3402 29 21 3 192 DEAD EVIL (627) TALCAMA
HE-MAN 21-3112 45 34 0 191 TORMENTORS (571) SUNSET
DR NUT 24-4254 40 22 2 191 DP CLONES (1045) ZORPUNT
TERROR 21-3267 41 23 0 190 TORMENTORS (571) SUNSET
BUUL THE BULL 2-4840 33 35 1 190 RESURRECTION (1143) NIANIA
MUCKER 42-3596 44 51 1 187 DELVERS (1000) RODEKI
-SELENA STEELE 37-2010 41 13 0 187 SOULTHIEVES (416) SIBIKHAS
BASS 5-3666 46 80 1 186 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
SPLURGE ON WAX LIP 18-6485 47 34 1 185 STREET PIZZA (114) TALCAMA
CHICK WITH A STICK 23-4365 37 38 1 185 DIABLO TOO (1037) TI
FACEMAN 38-4129 36 33 2 185 THE A TEAM (1044) CLIFFHOME
COOLER 82-7277 25 9 0 185 STYROFOAM (1090) DWES EG
SHOCKING TOAD 7-310 45 57 1 184 NINJAS (1107) BONSUR
-DARK ORIGIN 42-2770 25 16 0 182 GUARDIAN'S SLAVES (1157) RODEKI
HOT 48-3858 36 37 2 181 OUTSIDE IS (1061) CAER
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DR DAZZLE 57-4485 38 24 0 178 PEPPER PRACTICE II (1069) ANDOR
CHRISTIANITY 51-4965 35 29 0 178 GENOCIDE (1110) TRICORUS
DUSKY JAWFISH 18-6978 34 32 1 178 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA
-BIGFATHAIRYDEAL 82-1321 20 6 1 178 STREET PIZZAD I (1096) DWES EG
SILK 5-3342 29 35 2 177 WORTHLESS MANAGERS (820) KALTOS
SILAS 18-6796 31 52 2 176 SHEPHERDS (432) TALCAMA
RYGEL 18-7142 35 25 0 174 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
AGONY 21-3413 34 11 0 173 TORMENTORS (571) SUNSET
BRAHMA 97-731 22 27 4 173 ONE SURFING HINDU (1071) SHADOW GROVE
-MOJO JOJO 10-4643 26 21 2 172 TOWNSVILLAINS (1089) KOLACT
OBSESSIVE 58-2447 35 32 1 171 ELEMENTS OF PSI (423) DELARQ TOR
-NO SALARY CAP 82-6494 18 6 1 171 WHY I PLAY DM (1116) DWES EG
SMILES 21-3207 23 14 3 170 TROOPERS (1113) SUNSET
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BLINKY 18-2683 70 111 4 168 SHEPHERDS (432) TALCAMA
SINISTER MIDGET 6-5113 33 38 5 168 LOOK OUT BELOW (1042) TRANSEL
TORNADO 6-2249 23 27 2 168 ACTS OF NATURE (415) TRANSEL
STORM XCIX 82-14095 17 6 1 167 DEATH STUDS VIII (1086) DWES EG
DRUNK AND AT DENNY 82-2255 33 29 2 165 ROCK BOTTOM (1080) DWES EG
EXCREMENTO 51-4968 37 28 1 163 GUANO GROUP (1065) TRICORUS
DOC STEELE 18-6808 35 50 1 163 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA
SHINY PENNY 32-3789 27 55 2 160 FOUND IN THE SAND (1034) ARVAT
LUIGI 6-5142 27 27 2 158 SUPER BASH BROTHERS (1067) TRANSEL
-DAVID CARUSO 82-2269 18 7 1 158 BELLYFLOP (1097) DWES EG
-BEDLAM'S BARD 2-4144 28 21 2 157 MYTH AND MIGHT (163) NIANIA
3-7-2-D-S 82-5727 31 24 0 155 FASCINATIN' RYTHYM (1152) DWES EG
TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620 75 91 0 154 DELVERS (1000) RODEKI
IRON HEAD LEE 18-6563 11 3 0 154 THE GUARDIANS II (1155) TALCAMA
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TORTURE 21-3293 26 29 3 149 TORMENTORS (571) SUNSET
DOC STEELE 18-6010 45 98 6 148 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA
LIFE 3-4196 34 115 0 147 GAMES LIBRARY (998) OSKSI
SUE E. SYDE 39-3240 33 25 1 146 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 26 10 0 145 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE
A NEW PONY! 82-1306 13 13 0 144 WHAT I ATE FOR XMAS (1114) DWES EG
-STRANGER RANGER 6-2878 24 19 3 128 SOUL STRIPPERS II (412) TRANSEL
-HAIR LIP! 82-3261 14 4 1 108 PUNCHLINES (1115) DWES EG
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LINK 6-5144 23 29 2 100 SUPER BASH BROTHERS (1067) TRANSEL
ROB A. REE 39-3241 25 13 0 97 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
-NEWKIRK 7-5156 18 7 1 94 THE ROCKERS (61) BONSUR
SLEEPLESS PARANOIA 82-2252 9 11 1 93 PARENTHOOD (1122) DWES EG
BEAR 7-4628 22 29 0 91 BIG BAD (1073) BONSUR
-LUNG 82-8243 10 4 0 91 4-LETTER ORGANS (1123) DWES EG
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-TAPE 82-8199 11 2 0 90 4-LETTER ADHESIVES (1117) DWES EG
THE WICKER KING 42-3904 17 15 0 89 FURNITURE BARN (1109) RODEKI
QUID PRO QUO 10-4794 21 5 1 88 QUBIT (1140) KOLACT
-PHARAOH KOPHRU 37-2006 25 25 0 79 SOULTHIEVES (416) SIBIKHAS
BRADEN 6-4867 44 79 0 78 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
JOB 18-6129 16 120 0 78 SHEPHERDS (432) TALCAMA
TRUMP 24-4359 23 16 1 77 BAD HAND (1125) ZORPUNT
SUNGOD'S FOLLY 18-7199 19 9 3 77 SADISTS (1093) TALCAMA
TYRONE 21-1769 27 18 1 76 DWARVEN LEGION (1139) SUNSET
-GUTWAGON 6-3119 19 16 4 76 SOUL STRIPPERS II (412) TRANSEL
MAGINOT MIKE 4-4509 47 51 1 75 DOGS OF WAR (999) JHELUM
-MY1STADMWARRIOR 37-4668 17 6 1 74 SRETSAMLEUD (1134) SIBIKHAS
MEN WORKING 38-4189 22 33 1 70 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
HOCKEY 82-5719 12 14 0 70 CHEAP DENTISTRY (1098) DWES EG
-THE PATRIARCH 6-2514 20 24 0 68 SOUL STRIPPERS II (412) TRANSEL
JOHN ASHCROFT 24-4355 16 6 2 66 DOH! (1147) ZORPUNT
THUG 21-3426 22 18 2 65 TORMENTORS (571) SUNSET
FROG SLAYER 21-4021 16 17 0 65 THE GUARDIANS (1156) SUNSET
-MUCS 21-1992 26 12 0 63 SRETSAMLEUD (1133) SUNSET
ARSONIST ART 39-3325 21 11 0 62 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
-SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435 17 4 3 58 INDULGENT DRINKS (1153) TROCAR
ELI 18-7272 17 20 3 55 SHEPHERDS (432) TALCAMA
LUC STARWALKER 58-6100 23 28 0 48 NEXT GENERATION (1075) DELARQ TOR
NUMBERED WON 18-7434 16 15 0 46 NEXT GENERATION (1150) TALCAMA
-BOUGHTANDPAID 4 10-4809 15 10 4 43 SRETSAMLEUD (1135) KOLACT
PATIENCE 51-4949 16 24 1 29 MIGHTY MORALS (1120) TRICORUS
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
BWD -- Very impressive run with Mahi Mahi. I'm curious to see how long you can stay at the top of Darkholm, with a striker no less. -- Sultan
Syphilis -- Nice downchallenge! Some of us youngsters don't like when warriors try to (pat their records) on us. So you got what you deserve -- your ass kicked! Slash Master -- T-Bone
Blinky -- Grampa only one parry skill! You might as well have killed me again. -- Smiles
P.S. You almost did!
Clouds Away -- Did all I could to avoid Vinya's fate. Even avoided you. But alas it was all for not. (Kind of expected an early death.) Stats were: 15-7-13-17-9-6-17. Att was at Par. But Def was Par +2 skills. Could have been a little lucky, but n
Shiny Penny -- You should be GLAD that my typist doesn't have time to do JUSTICE to the comments I would make to you if I had the CHANCE. -- Life of Osksi
Silas -- Why, thank you for that challenge, sir. -- Tolais Deepheart
Eli -- Aw, gee, you were supposed to lose, you know. (sigh) I guess I gotta try harder. -- Maginot Mike
Lady Stardust -- Mars must be a very strange town. -- Mucker
18 July 2003
To All Managers -- I would like to take this time to announce that my alliance, The
Association, is no more. Due to the dead weight managers of the alliance and their
lack of participation, DarkSpirit and I have formed a new alliance: The Firm. We
have taken on two members so far and are looking for a few more. If you would like
to find out more about The Firm, you can diplo Dark Spirit, Unknowns XX in arena 15
or myself, Sungod, Sadists F2FII in arena 62.
--* The Firm *--
Sungod -- Sadists F2FII -- 62
Dark Spirit -- Unknowns XX -- 15
Youngblood -- Wensinwasin -- 43
Tripwire -- Of Wolf and Man -- 1
26 July 2003
Citizens of Alastari, a bright dawn has risen. While you slept, a pernicious
force has entered the once-fair City of Aruak. It fought alongside their treasured
warriors, it drank with their fans, and it slept with their women. Now the masks are
coming off.
Warriors, be afraid...be very afraid. After years of Andorian managers ranting
that Aruak is the safest city in Alastari, the Frothingslosh Syndicate has selected
Aruak City as the home for its next epic 'contest'--Murder by Numbers II. Our spies
have selected the warriors for extermination, and the executioners have had several
months to prepare. Now a new age of darkness will descend upon Aruak, as the
Syndicate and its allies bring an entirely new level of competition to the arena!
Downchallenges! Assassinations! Small poodles as hors d'oeuvres!
The Murder by Numbers II 'rules' will be announced next cycle. However, we
invite all managers, from all corners of Alastari, to come to Aruak City and take
part...in one way or another. Help defend the honor of a long heralded haven for the
pure, or join the forces of change in their siege of the ice-cream and cake
stronghold of the Dukes of Nerf-Dueling!
This exercise is not for either the faint of heart or the weak willed. Blood
will flow, brains will leak, and beer will be chugged. Either way, we welcome you
with open arms and gleaming blades.
This public service announcement has been brought to you by Frothingslosh Epic
Contests (tm), the number 86, and the letter 'K'.
The Frothingslosh Syndicate
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
FLOATING SWISS devastated T-BONE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
GRIZZLY demolished HE-MAN in a popular 2 minute gruesome one-sided Challenge melee.
VOLDRIC THE BLUE was devastated by MAHI MAHI in a 2 minute Challenge Title contest.
SYPHILIS was bested by LUCRETIA BORGIA in a action packed 3 minute Challenge brawl.
BARROCH defeated BUUL THE BULL in a exciting 1 minute Challenge struggle.
STORM XCIX devastated TORTURE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
LUIGI was vanquished by LEE AT TOURNEY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
SILAS vanquished TOLAIS DEEPHEART in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
SHINY PENNY defeated DOC STEELE in a action packed 1 minute Challenge match.
ELI was overpowered by MAGINOT MIKE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
TYRONE luckily beat THUG in a 2 minute Challenge competition.
LUC STARWALKER was handily defeated by BRADEN in a 1 minute Challenge contest.
BEAR demolished MEN WORKING in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
LINK handily defeated TRUMP in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
BODHISATVA overpowered MR PIBB in a action packed 1 minute uneven struggle.
SPEEDI overpowered SIR ENE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched brawl.
DARK GUMBY overpowered MUCKER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
TORMENT was narrowly defeated by GEO METRO in a 2 minute match.
HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH was overpowered by MISS HONEY in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
CLEANER WRASSE devastated DR NUT in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
SPLURGE ON WAX LIPS was demolished by FAT BASTARD in a 1 minute uneven bout.
JACK BOY overcame DRUNK AND AT DENNYS in a popular 2 minute contest.
A DIFFERENT GRAPE subdued CHRISTIANITY in a popular 6 minute fight.
ZALTAN won victory over MAJOR TOM in a popular 4 minute gruesome match.
DIERDRE overpowered TORNADO in a action packed 3 minute brutal one-sided bout.
DUSKY JAWFISH was vanquished by JANET RENO in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fray.
SCHYLER overpowered BRAHMA in a exciting 1 minute uneven competition.
MISTRESS OF EVIL overpowered IRON HEAD LEE in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
BUNNY WAILER overpowered COOLER in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
DR DAZZLE was overpowered by TRANQUILITY in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
WHIRLING WORD overcame FACEMAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
LADY STARDUST vanquished CHICK WITH A STICK in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
LARGE SPINNY GUY devastated DOC STEELE in a popular 1 minute uneven bout.
WHIRLING DOG demolished RYGEL in a exciting 3 minute mismatched match.
SILK was vanquished by OSCAR THE SLOUCH in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
SHOCKING TOAD was outlasted by TERROR in a exciting 7 minute bloody competition.
BLACK WIDOW vanquished SID VICIOUS in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
BASS lost to GREE CHAK in a crowd pleasing 2 minute duel.
AGONY savagely defeated BLINKY in a action packed 7 minute bloody conflict.
HOT overpowered LIFE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
EXCREMENTO overcame SUE E. SYDE in a 2 minute melee.
OBSESSIVE handily defeated A NEW PONY! in a 1 minute one-sided match.
ETCHED IN STONE was savagely defeated by SINISTER MIDGET in a popular 3 minute battle.
3-7-2-D-S was beaten by SMILES in a action packed 2 minute gory bout.
ROB A. REE handily defeated FROG SLAYER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided duel.
THE WICKER KING was overcome by THE HUNGER in a 3 minute bout.
ARSONIST ART was narrowly defeated by JOB in a popular 8 minute gory battle.
PATIENCE was handily defeated by DEBBY TONTE in a 1 minute mismatched contest.
JOHN ASHCROFT was overpowered by SLEEPLESS PARANOIA in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
HOCKEY devastated NUMBERED WON in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
QUID PRO QUO savagely defeated SUNGOD'S FOLLY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute contest.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 30 SLASHING ATTACK 51 - 38 - 3 57 |
|WALL OF STEEL 14 PARRY-LUNGE 24 - 20 - 0 55 |
|BASHING ATTACK 13 LUNGING ATTACK 145 - 128 - 0 53 |
|AIMED BLOW 12 TOTAL PARRY 61 - 55 - 0 53 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 11 STRIKING ATTACK 22 - 20 - 0 52 |
|TOTAL PARRY 11 WALL OF STEEL 61 - 60 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 4 AIMED BLOW 52 - 55 - 0 49 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 PARRY-STRIKE 11 - 16 - 1 41 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 BASHING ATTACK 28 - 55 - 3 34 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 354 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 6 5 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 5 - 6 1 STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 9 - 5 AIMED BLOW 5 - 7 1 AIMED BLOW
LUNGING ATTACK 15 - 15 BASHING ATTACK 5 - 8 1 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 2 1 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 PARRY-LUNGE
1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK MAHI MAHI 18-4899 78 58 1 388 BIG MEAN FISH (292)
LUNGING ATTACK CLEANER WRASSE 18-6495 56 53 2 259 BIG MEAN FISH (292)
AIMED BLOW GRIZZLY 74-2710 40 39 0 241 TOTEM (1146)
TOTAL PARRY LUCRETIA BORGIA 4-3563 89 127 0 230 LETHAL LADIES (768)
WALL OF STEEL DARK GUMBY 7-4694 39 24 0 228 WASTELAND II (500)
PARRY-LUNGE GEO METRO 58-5740 56 59 2 222 COOL WHEELS (943)
SLASHING ATTACK BLACK WIDOW 37-1303 50 55 2 215 BEAST MASTERS (136)
BASHING ATTACK BUUL THE BULL 2-4840 33 35 1 190 RESURRECTION (1143)
PARRY-STRIKE SHOCKING TOAD 7-310 45 57 1 184 NINJAS (1107)
The overall popularity leader is LUCRETIA BORGIA 4-3563. The most popular warrior
this turn was BLINKY 18-2683. The ten other most popular fighters were SHOCKING TOAD
7-310, CHRISTIANITY 51-4965, AGONY 21-3413, SINISTER MIDGET 6-5113, MAHI MAHI
18-4899, GRIZZLY 74-2710, DIERDRE 69-9439, JOB 18-6129, SPEEDI 58-3029, and MAJOR TOM
21-4598.
The least popular fighter this week was JOHN ASHCROFT 24-4355. The other ten least
popular fighters were PATIENCE 51-4949, HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH 18-6977, MEN WORKING
38-4189, LUC STARWALKER 58-6100, ELI 18-7272, LUIGI 6-5142, NUMBERED WON 18-7434,
FROG SLAYER 21-4021, 3-7-2-D-S 82-5727, and A NEW PONY! 82-1306.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
NIANIA(2) 0 1 0 TI(23) 1 1 0 CAER(48) 2 0 0
OSKSI(3) 1 1 0 ZORPUNT(24) 0 4 0 TRICORUS(51) 1 2 0
JHELUM(4) 4 0 0 ARVAT(32) 1 0 0 ANDOR(57) 0 1 0
KALTOS(5) 0 2 0 JHANS(36) 3 0 0 DELARQ TOR(58) 3 1 0
TRANSEL(6) 5 2 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 1 0 0 JURINE(61) 0 1 0
BONSUR(7) 2 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 2 0 CIMMERIAC(69) 1 0 0
KOLACT(10) 2 1 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 1 2 0 DAIYLA KIV(74) 1 0 0
TALCAMA(18) 6 14 0 KATI-TEI(41) 1 0 0 DWES EG(82) 6 4 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 0 1 0 RODEKI(42) 2 3 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 0 1 0
SUNSET(21) 6 6 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BUUL THE BULL 2-4840 33 35 1 190 RESURRECTION (1143) NIANIA
LIFE 3-4196 34 115 0 147 GAMES LIBRARY (998) OSKSI
LUCRETIA BORGIA 4-3563 89 127 0 230 LETHAL LADIES (768) JHELUM
BASS 5-3666 46 80 1 186 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
ZALTAN 6-4616 52 103 2 205 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
DARK GUMBY 7-4694 39 24 0 228 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
WHIRLING DOG 10-4177 55 28 1 211 MONGREL HORDE (964) KOLACT
MAHI MAHI 18-4899 78 58 1 388 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA
SYPHILIS 19-3085 81 48 2 198 THAT SUCKS! (1144) ZUWAYZA
TORMENT 21-3121 44 33 3 196 TORMENTORS (571) SUNSET
LARGE SPINNY GUY 23-4361 48 27 2 195 DIABLO TOO (1037) TI
MR PIBB 24-4253 47 19 1 192 DP CLONES (1045) ZORPUNT
SHINY PENNY 32-3789 27 55 2 160 FOUND IN THE SAND (1034) ARVAT
MISS HONEY 36-4850 56 50 0 221 SCARRY TEAM (824) JHANS
BLACK WIDOW 37-1303 50 55 2 215 BEAST MASTERS (136) SIBIKHAS
FACEMAN 38-4129 36 33 2 185 THE A TEAM (1044) CLIFFHOME
SUE E. SYDE 39-3240 33 25 1 146 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
GREE CHAK 41-3859 36 21 2 194 KILLERS (1145) KATI-TEI
FAT BASTARD 42-3804 42 20 0 223 I'M SO SEXY (1072) RODEKI
WHIRLING WORD 48-3815 46 29 0 209 4-LETTER WORDS (1063) CAER
CHRISTIANITY 51-4965 35 29 0 178 GENOCIDE (1110) TRICORUS
DR DAZZLE 57-4485 38 24 0 178 PEPPER PRACTICE II (1069) ANDOR
SPEEDI 58-3029 85 76 3 239 SHAMROCKS (424) DELARQ TOR
ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 26 10 0 145 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE
GRIZZLY 74-2710 40 39 0 241 TOTEM (1146) DAIYLA KIV
A DIFFERENT GRAPE 82-1258 29 13 0 198 MY WIFE'S COSMETICS (1038) DWES EG
BRAHMA 97-731 22 27 4 173 ONE SURFING HINDU (1071) SHADOW GROVE