DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL
Date : 09/20/2003 Duedate: 10/03/2003
DARKHOLM
DM-104 TURN-358
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1-THUNDR + LITE 18/309 1126 420 7 72.8 TROOPERS 21/1113
2 TOTEM 74/1146 47 22 2 68.1 12 NIGHT TRAIN 37/545 6 6 0 50.0
THAT SUCKS! 19/1144 NIGHT TRAIN 6/1158
DEATH STUDS VIII 82/1086 13 THE A TEAM 38/1044 562 569 6 49.7
3 MONGREL HORDE 10/964 479 232 3 67.4 BIG MEAN FISH 18/292
4-THE GUARDIAN 21/1156 165 128 2 56.3 GUANO GROUP 51/1065
WORTHLESS MANAGERS 5/820 ONE SURFING HINDU 97/1071
5 PARENTHOOD 82/1122 1399 1129 14 55.3 FURNITURE BARN 42/1109
MY WIFE'S COSMETICS 82/1038 LOOK OUT BELOW 6/1042
WHAT I ATE FOR XMAS 82/1114 14 SHAMROCKS 58/424 152 161 3 48.6
STREET PIZZA 18/114 15 THE MENTORS 10/408 27 32 0 45.8
SESAME SPINE 82/1070 16 BEAST MASTERS 37/136 90 128 1 41.3
4-LETTER WORDS 48/1063 ELEMENTS OF PSI 58/423
CHEAP DENTISTRY 82/1098 ACTS OF NATURE 6/415
ROCK BOTTOM 82/1080 17-SOULTHIEVES 37/416 29 44 0 39.7
FASCINATIN' RYTHYM 82/1152 SOUL STRIPPERS II 6/412
6 STYROFOAM 82/1090 1114 966 8 53.6 18 CRIMINAL ELE 39/1074 15 24 0 38.5
7 EXODUS! 3/956 430 375 3 53.4 INDULGENT DRINKS 54/1153
SPIDERS FROM MARS 21/950 19 DWARVEN LEGI 21/1139 3 5 0 37.5
THE TAO 36/923 20 DELVERS 42/1000 189 324 1 36.8
THE DARK TEMPLE 18/978 DOGS OF WAR 4/999
FIANADHA 69/945 GAMES LIBRARY 3/998
8 DOH! 24/1147 1438 1272 6 53.1 21 JOHNS 5/927 727 1278 16 36.3
DP CLONES 24/1045 LETHAL LADIES 4/768
THINGSINPUG'SCOOLER 4/1088 ARROGANCE 18/732
WASTELAND 18/468 SCARRY TEAM 36/824
PEPPER PRACTICE II 57/1069 THE LADY'S LIST 6/917
I'M SO SEXY 42/1072 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151
DIABLO TOO 23/1037 22 BIG BAD 7/1073 418 788 8 34.7
WASTELAND II 7/500 SHEPHERDS 18/432
OUTSIDE IS 48/1061 SUPER BASH BROTHERS 6/1067
COOL WHEELS 58/943 NEXT GENERATION 58/1075
BAD HAND 24/1125 FOUND IN THE SAND 32/1034
CEMENTIA 61/1112 NEXT GENERATION 18/1150
DIABLO ALSO 24/1163 MIGHTY MORALS 51/1120
9 QUBIT 10/1140 522 464 2 52.9 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY 25/1162
ON A WHIM 82/1014 23 NINJAS 7/1107 28 54 1 34.1
SIR AGLIO 10/600 RESURRECTION 2/1143
10-DARK SUN 6/1159 272 249 3 52.2 GENOCIDE 51/1110
WATER SPORTS 10/1160 KILLERS 41/1145
RAISED BY DORKS 21/1161 24 TOWNSVILLAIN 10/1089 10 22 0 31.3
11 DEAD EVIL 18/627 27 25 2 51.9
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Brothers and Sisters of the wild southlands,
I don't feel well at all, I think it was something I drank last night, so let's
get straight to the noteworthy fights and get this over with shall we?
BARROCH (18-2684) (85-87-1,253) of SHEPHERDS TV challenged DR NUT (24-4254) (42-
23-2,228) of DP CLONES. BARROCH devastated DR NUT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge
Title fight. It surprises me to see that a warrior of Assurnasirbanipal's stable
didn't write a column, or even a personal ad! I note that Voldric the Blue did not
fight this turn and was thus unable to draw close enough for a challenge to Barroch.
So that anticipated fight will have to wait at least two turns more. Tsk tsk.
GRIZZLY (74-2710) (41-40-0,196) of TOTEM TV challenged LUCRETIA BORGIA (4-3563)
(90-129-0,194) of LETHAL LADIES. GRIZZLY was demolished by LUCRETIA BORGIA in a 1
minute one-sided Challenge melee. Lucretia Borgia was most challenged. People think
she is going to teach them a lot, and it only helps her record, eh?
FLOATING SWISS (4-4461) (20-12-0,182) of THINGSINPUG'SCOOLER TV challenged MAHI
MAHI (18-4899) (80-59-1,196) of BIG MEAN FISH. FLOATING SWISS was devastated by MAHI
MAHI in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge contest. I see that Mahi Mahi has not yet
quite made it back to challenging range for the Runeblade.
Big Mean Fish (13) were most avoided by The Mentors (15). Nobody died: for
shame!
Sex on the Beach is no longer lowest ranked; Patience (a much overrated virtue)
now holds that spot. SEX ON THE BEACH (54-2435) (17-6-3,17) of INDULGENT DRINKS
challenged PATIENCE (51-4949) (17-26-1,54) of MIGHTY MORALS. SEX ON THE BEACH beat
PATIENCE in an action packed 3 minute gruesome Challenge fray. These warriors ended
up the second and least popular ranked warriors, respectively; it surprises me to see
Sex still the second from last after a win, but she did gain 23 points. And it was
her challenge, so she is definitely trying to climb out of the cellar. Well done
then, Sex. And I hope to find that Patience has come up by next turn. We don't like
to see anybody down there for very long.
LEE AT TOURNEY (4-3565) (102-117-1,225) of LETHAL LADIES fought BLACK WIDOW (37-
1303) (51-57-2,201) of BEAST MASTERS. LEE AT TOURNEY overpowered BLACK WIDOW in a
popular 2 minute uneven duel. Lee remains our overall popularity leader, and with
good reason, considering the athleticism of her fights. Of course it didn't hurt
that clothing tends to get torn in Black Widow's fights.
ETCHED IN STONE (61-3112) (28-11-0,177) of CEMENTIA fought SINISTER MIDGET (6-
5113) (34-40-5,160) of LOOK OUT BELOW. ETCHED IN STONE luckily beat SINISTER MIDGET
in an exciting 7 minute gory fight. Sinister is this week's favorite because the
crowd thought he got scummed. The fans are so predictable.
And our least popular warrior was so voted mainly because of his swift loss to a
warrior with a worse record: HUGE TWIRLING MAN (24-4457) (17-4-0,55) of DIABLO ALSO
fought ZOT ZIPZIG (6-5688) (14-12-0,57) of NIGHT TRAIN. HUGE TWIRLING MAN was
devastated by ZOT ZIPZIG in a 1 minute mismatched fight. Huge ended up third from
the bottom in the rankings, which didn't help his popularity either. Huge, no one
knows why managers give their warriors some of those really unusual arena names.
Thank you for not twirling.
Oh. Advice. When you don't feel well, remember to brush your teeth regularly.
It sort of gets rid of the sick taste and makes you feel more human (or elvish or
whatever).
Desiree
KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BARROCH 18-2684 86 87 1 274 SHEPHERDS (432) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SPEEDI 58-3029 89 76 3 285 SHAMROCKS (424) DELARQ TOR
GEO METRO 58-5740 59 60 2 245 COOL WHEELS (943) DELARQ TOR
JACK BOY 82-2030 64 49 0 242 ON A WHIM (1014) DWES EG
MR PIBB 24-4253 51 19 1 241 DP CLONES (1045) ZORPUNT
MISS HONEY 36-4850 59 51 0 240 SCARRY TEAM (824) JHANS
WHIRLING DOG 10-4177 58 29 1 240 MONGREL HORDE (964) KOLACT
LEE AT TOURNEY 4-3565 103 117 1 238 LETHAL LADIES (768) JHELUM
BUNNY WAILER 3-5356 32 19 0 225 EXODUS! (956) OSKSI
SYPHILIS 19-3085 84 48 2 223 THAT SUCKS! (1144) ZUWAYZA
MAJOR TOM 21-4598 40 31 1 215 SPIDERS FROM MARS (950) SUNSET
OSCAR THE SLOUCH 82-1316 38 28 3 212 SESAME SPINE (1070) DWES EG
DR DAZZLE 57-4485 41 25 0 211 PEPPER PRACTICE II (1069) ANDOR
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DUSKY JAWFISH 18-6978 37 33 1 211 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-VOLDRIC THE BLUE 18-6259 57 44 0 210 THUNDR + LITENING (309) TALCAMA
MAHI MAHI 18-4899 81 59 1 209 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA
CHICK WITH A STICK 23-4365 40 39 1 208 DIABLO TOO (1037) TI
LUCRETIA BORGIA 4-3563 91 129 0 207 LETHAL LADIES (768) JHELUM
LARGE SPINNY GUY 23-4361 50 29 2 207 DIABLO TOO (1037) TI
WHIRLING WORD 48-3815 48 31 0 206 4-LETTER WORDS (1063) CAER
FAT BASTARD 42-3804 45 21 0 205 I'M SO SEXY (1072) RODEKI
DIERDRE 69-9439 37 36 1 205 FIANADHA (945) CIMMERIAC
SLAYER II 10-2125 33 24 1 204 THE MENTORS (408) KOLACT
T-BONE 18-3402 32 22 3 204 DEAD EVIL (627) TALCAMA
BRAHMA 97-731 25 28 4 203 ONE SURFING HINDU (1071) SHADOW GROVE
HOT 48-3858 39 38 2 202 OUTSIDE IS (1061) CAER
STORM XCIX 82-14095 20 6 1 202 DEATH STUDS VIII (1086) DWES EG
LADY STARDUST 21-4601 46 21 2 201 SPIDERS FROM MARS (950) SUNSET
SCHYLER 6-4866 48 79 1 199 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
TRANQUILITY 36-3765 47 37 3 199 THE TAO (923) JHANS
RYGEL 18-7142 37 27 0 199 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
COOLER 82-7277 26 12 1 199 STYROFOAM (1090) DWES EG
SIR ENE 10-4360 39 24 3 196 SIR AGLIO (600) KOLACT
BUUL THE BULL 2-4840 35 37 1 195 RESURRECTION (1143) NIANIA
BASS 5-3666 48 82 2 193 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
MUCKER 42-3596 46 53 1 193 DELVERS (1000) RODEKI
JANET RENO 42-3823 33 31 1 193 I'M SO SEXY (1072) RODEKI
FACEMAN 38-4129 38 35 2 192 THE A TEAM (1044) CLIFFHOME
BLACK WIDOW 37-1303 51 58 2 191 BEAST MASTERS (136) SIBIKHAS
DR NUT 24-4254 42 24 2 190 DP CLONES (1045) ZORPUNT
SPLURGE ON WAX LIP 18-6485 49 36 1 189 STREET PIZZA (114) TALCAMA
SHOCKING TOAD 7-310 46 60 1 187 NINJAS (1107) BONSUR
OBSESSIVE 58-2447 38 33 1 187 ELEMENTS OF PSI (423) DELARQ TOR
BODHISATVA 36-4027 35 25 0 187 THE TAO (923) JHANS
DRUNK AND AT DENNY 82-2255 34 32 2 187 ROCK BOTTOM (1080) DWES EG
CLEANER WRASSE 18-6495 57 56 2 186 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA
ZALTAN 6-4616 54 105 2 185 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
GRIZZLY 74-2710 41 41 0 185 TOTEM (1146) DAIYLA KIV
-SILK 5-3342 30 36 2 184 WORTHLESS MANAGERS (820) KALTOS
SILAS 18-6796 32 55 2 183 SHEPHERDS (432) TALCAMA
A DIFFERENT GRAPE 82-1258 30 16 0 183 MY WIFE'S COSMETICS (1038) DWES EG
FLOATING SWISS 4-4461 20 13 0 183 THINGSINPUG'SCOOLER (1088) JHELUM
-SELENA STEELE 37-2010 42 14 0 182 SOULTHIEVES (416) SIBIKHAS
HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH 18-6977 38 31 0 182 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA
BLINKY 18-2683 71 114 4 181 SHEPHERDS (432) TALCAMA
3-7-2-D-S 82-5727 33 26 0 181 FASCINATIN' RYTHYM (1152) DWES EG
SID VICIOUS 18-6054 30 23 2 181 THE DARK TEMPLE (978) TALCAMA
ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 29 11 0 181 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DARK GUMBY 7-4694 40 27 0 180 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
OH WELL 10-2205 26 22 4 177 THE MENTORS (408) KOLACT
SMILES 21-3207 25 16 3 177 TROOPERS (1113) SUNSET
GREE CHAK 41-3859 36 25 2 173 KILLERS (1145) KATI-TEI
CHRISTIANITY 51-4965 36 32 0 172 GENOCIDE (1110) TRICORUS
MOJO JOJO 10-4643 26 25 2 172 TOWNSVILLAINS (1089) KOLACT
TORNADO 6-2249 24 30 2 168 ACTS OF NATURE (415) TRANSEL
SINISTER MIDGET 6-5113 34 41 5 167 LOOK OUT BELOW (1042) TRANSEL
DOC STEELE 18-6808 37 52 1 162 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA
SUE E. SYDE 39-3240 35 27 1 162 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
A NEW PONY! 82-1306 16 14 0 162 WHAT I ATE FOR XMAS (1114) DWES EG
TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620 78 92 0 161 DELVERS (1000) RODEKI
LUIGI 6-5142 28 30 2 161 SUPER BASH BROTHERS (1067) TRANSEL
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
EXCREMENTO 51-4968 38 31 1 156 GUANO GROUP (1065) TRICORUS
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DOC STEELE 18-6010 47 100 6 150 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA
SHINY PENNY 32-3789 28 58 2 146 FOUND IN THE SAND (1034) ARVAT
SLEEPLESS PARANOIA 82-2252 12 12 1 145 PARENTHOOD (1122) DWES EG
THE HUNGER 21-4622 19 7 1 136 SPIDERS FROM MARS (950) SUNSET
LIFE 3-4196 34 119 0 135 GAMES LIBRARY (998) OSKSI
BEAR 7-4628 24 31 1 134 BIG BAD (1073) BONSUR
LINK 6-5144 25 31 2 130 SUPER BASH BROTHERS (1067) TRANSEL
-STRANGER RANGER 6-2878 24 21 3 127 SOUL STRIPPERS II (412) TRANSEL
JOB 18-6129 19 121 0 120 SHEPHERDS (432) TALCAMA
MAGINOT MIKE 4-4509 50 52 1 112 DOGS OF WAR (999) JHELUM
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ELI 18-7272 19 22 3 100 SHEPHERDS (432) TALCAMA
ROB A. REE 39-3241 27 15 0 96 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
HOCKEY 82-5719 15 15 0 96 CHEAP DENTISTRY (1098) DWES EG
SLAYER 3 10-2530 23 9 1 93 THE MENTORS (408) KOLACT
THANOS 37-1406 23 28 2 91 NIGHT TRAIN (545) SIBIKHAS
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TYRONE 21-1769 29 20 1 86 DWARVEN LEGION (1139) SUNSET
THE WICKER KING 42-3904 19 17 0 83 FURNITURE BARN (1109) RODEKI
LUC STARWALKER 58-6100 25 30 0 82 NEXT GENERATION (1075) DELARQ TOR
MIMIC BLENNY 18-7541 21 12 1 82 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA
-FROG SLAYER 21-4021 17 17 0 77 THE GUARDIANS (1156) SUNSET
ZOT ZIPZIG 6-5688 15 12 0 73 NIGHT TRAIN (1158) TRANSEL
ARSONIST ART 39-3325 22 14 0 72 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
MEN WORKING 38-4189 24 35 1 70 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
PROFFESSOR GRIM 10-2613 16 10 0 67 THE MENTORS (408) KOLACT
QUID PRO QUO 10-4794 23 7 1 65 QUBIT (1140) KOLACT
BRADEN 6-4867 46 81 0 61 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
TRUMP 24-4359 24 19 1 58 BAD HAND (1125) ZORPUNT
JOHN ASHCROFT 24-4355 16 9 2 53 DOH! (1147) ZORPUNT
NUMBERED WON 18-7434 16 19 0 50 NEXT GENERATION (1150) TALCAMA
-QUEUE 18-7756 15 4 1 50 NEXT GENERATION (1150) TALCAMA
WENT TO MARKET 25-4288 14 9 2 50 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162) LYRATILAN
HUGE TWIRLING MAN 24-4457 17 5 0 47 DIABLO ALSO (1163) ZORPUNT
SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435 18 6 3 44 INDULGENT DRINKS (1153) TROCAR
PATIENCE 51-4949 17 27 1 36 MIGHTY MORALS (1120) TRICORUS
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Silas -- Stick to hauling sheep off precarious ledges, you're probably better at it.
-- Tolais Deepheart
T-Bone -- Amazing how good a basic steak is. Who needs fancy sauces, eh? -- Mucker
Doc Steel the Warrior -- Well, darn. -- Maginot Mike
The Hunger -- I don't have time to type in one of Life's personals, so just take it
that it is annoyed with you. -- Nick, for Life of Osksi
Let me have a shot at it...
The Hunger -- Being a SUPERIOR form of existence, I have never experienced NEED
or hunger; HOWEVER, I have known a form of ANGST which is LIKE hunger to a
creature of superior intellectual POWERS such as myself. YOU might compare the
sensation to KNOWING that one DESERVES a thing and SHOULD HAVE that thing were
the universe in its rightful alignment. To have been ALLEGEDLY overcome in a
two minute brutal bout speaks VOLUMES of the WRONGNESS of the way things have
been set up by FLAWED and fallible ORGANIC entities. ADDING, as they say,
INSULT to one's purported injuries, an absolute ASS in the infirmary had the
TEMERITY to clap one on the back and offer a philosophical observation, to wit:
"That's life." It took me HOURS to realign my perfect internal BALANCE after
the cosmic DISSONANCE of that event. -- Life of Osksi
...I don't know, did I catch the tone or not? Too intellectual? Then of course
I am a brunette. -- Desiree
Desiree -- Some are, some aren't. -- Mucker
Made of living flesh you mean? And you're not? Too bad. Flesh has its
rewards.
Desiree -- We had sixty-two fights and eight challenges matches this week. I just
thought you would, you know, like to know that. Lots of challenges were down, which
I know is the Darkholm thing, but we had some up-challenges to balance it, does that
count? -- Debby Tonte, natural blonde
Only eight challenges? We had twenty. It seems that pretty much any challenge
is "the Darkholm thing." Well, it goes to show that Delarquan managers take the
development of martial prowess a bit more seriously than their anarchistic Free
Cities counterparts. -- Desiree
P.S. So tragic about the blonde issue, all the more since it is not natural.
Do you know what they call it when a blonde dyes her hair brown? Artificial
intelligence.
25 August 2003
To any that care -- The CDC is back; our current roster is:
Malaquar -- Minion of Guardian
Pip the Troll -- Burly Enforcer Type
mouse -- Official Sneaky Bastard
Papa Bear -- Elder Statesmen
The Sealer says, "Hi, I'm the dealer."
Papa Bear says, "It's not my f****n fault."
Guardian -- Paper Figurehead
9 September 2003
WE'RE LOOKING FOR A FEW GOOD MANAGERS! If you think you have what it takes to match
wits and blades with some of the best managers in Alastari, then WE WANT YOU! The
Tournament Of The Golden Scrod #4 will begin in Aradi (DM 60) the turn after the Fall
Mail-In. It's not too late for you to sign up. I realize that many of you may be
hesitant after seeing that myself and Hombre have teamed up again, but we'll try to
take it easy on you guys a little bit. For more information on T#%S IV, please
contact me at ganolus@aol.com. We're looking for a few good managers...the few, the
proud, the TOGS!
-- Ganolus Oakleaf, T#%S IV Commish
15 September 2003
An Announcement Concerning the Brotherhood of the Blade Alliance:
I have chosen to withdraw my membership from the Brotherhood of the Blade
alliance. The years I have spent in the alliance have been the best of my DM career.
I leave the alliance with many great friends and will always remain close to my
former brethren.
The Brotherhood of the Blade will not skip a beat without my membership. It
remains in very capable hands and its roster is among the strongest in the game.
With the return on some of its founding members to DM, I know the BOB will continue
to grow in strength and prestige in the years to come. -- The Sandman
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BARROCH devastated DR NUT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
GRIZZLY was demolished by LUCRETIA BORGIA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
FLOATING SWISS was devastated by MAHI MAHI in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
SYPHILIS savagely defeated DIERDRE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge competition.
OH WELL was overpowered by RYGEL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
SLAYER II devastated ZALTAN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
HOT vanquished BLINKY in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven Challenge duel.
SUE E. SYDE was vanquished by BUUL THE BULL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
MOJO JOJO was savagely defeated by A DIFFERENT GRAPE in a 11 minute Challenge melee.
SILAS demolished TOLAIS DEEPHEART in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge match.
LINK was demolished by DOC STEELE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
BEAR was overpowered by HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH in a 1 minute Challenge conflict.
SHINY PENNY was defeated by EXCREMENTO in a popular 1 minute Challenge duel.
ELI was devastated by DOC STEELE in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
ROB A. REE was unbelievably bested by JOB in a 4 minute Challenge brawl.
SLAYER 3 was overpowered by SLEEPLESS PARANOIA in a 1 minute Challenge match.
LUC STARWALKER overpowered BRADEN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
ARSONIST ART was overcome by THANOS in a 3 minute Challenge competition.
NUMBERED WON was defeated by MEN WORKING in a exciting 1 minute Challenge duel.
SEX ON THE BEACH beat PATIENCE in a action packed 3 minute gruesome Challenge fray.
SPEEDI devastated 3-7-2-D-S in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
GEO METRO overpowered DRUNK AND AT DENNYS in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
WHIRLING DOG narrowly defeated FAT BASTARD in a popular 4 minute gory duel.
JACK BOY narrowly defeated TRANQUILITY in a exciting 4 minute gruesome melee.
MUCKER was handily defeated by MISS HONEY in a exciting 1 minute uneven bout.
BODHISATVA was handily defeated by OSCAR THE SLOUCH in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
LEE AT TOURNEY overpowered BLACK WIDOW in a popular 2 minute uneven duel.
MR PIBB beat COOLER in a popular 1 minute match.
MAJOR TOM defeated SHOCKING TOAD in a exciting 1 minute bout.
BUNNY WAILER overpowered OBSESSIVE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
DUSKY JAWFISH vanquished LUIGI in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
SMILES was narrowly defeated by BASS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal match.
LADY STARDUST viciously subdued DARK GUMBY in a exciting 2 minute brutal fight.
LARGE SPINNY GUY handily defeated GREE CHAK in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
CHICK WITH A STICK luckily beat SPLURGE ON WAX LIPS in a popular 1 minute bloody duel.
CLEANER WRASSE was demolished by T-BONE in a 1 minute uneven competition.
STORM XCIX beat FACEMAN in a exciting 2 minute fight.
BRAHMA vanquished CHRISTIANITY in a exciting 3 minute bloody mismatched duel.
SCHYLER lost to WHIRLING WORD in a popular 1 minute conflict.
JANET RENO bested TORNADO in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
SIR ENE was overcome by DR DAZZLE in a exciting 1 minute conflict.
ETCHED IN STONE luckily beat SINISTER MIDGET in a exciting 7 minute gory fight.
A NEW PONY! viciously subdued THE HUNGER in a popular 3 minute gruesome bout.
SID VICIOUS savagely defeated LIFE in a action packed 3 minute brutal competition.
MAGINOT MIKE demolished THE WICKER KING in a exciting 3 minute one-sided conflict.
PROFFESSOR GRIM subdued JOHN ASHCROFT in a popular 1 minute fight.
QUID PRO QUO was handily defeated by HOCKEY in a exciting 1 minute mismatched contest.
WENT TO MARKET was devastated by MIMIC BLENNY in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
HUGE TWIRLING MAN was devastated by ZOT ZIPZIG in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
TRUMP was demolished by TYRONE in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 28 TOTAL PARRY 58 - 42 - 0 58 |
|WALL OF STEEL 16 WALL OF STEEL 80 - 67 - 0 54 |
|AIMED BLOW 13 SLASHING ATTACK 51 - 43 - 4 54 |
|BASHING ATTACK 13 LUNGING ATTACK 152 - 132 - 1 54 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 10 PARRY-LUNGE 25 - 22 - 0 53 |
|TOTAL PARRY 7 STRIKING ATTACK 21 - 25 - 0 46 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 5 PARRY-STRIKE 13 - 16 - 1 45 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 5 AIMED BLOW 49 - 64 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 BASHING ATTACK 44 - 74 - 3 37 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 358 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 1 AIMED BLOW 6 - 7 5 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 5 - 2 STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 3 2 PARRY-LUNGE
LUNGING ATTACK 14 - 14 BASHING ATTACK 5 - 8 2 WALL OF STEEL
SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 5 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 2 1 PARRY-STRIKE
WALL OF STEEL 8 - 8 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK BARROCH 18-2684 86 87 1 274 SHEPHERDS (432)
PARRY-LUNGE GEO METRO 58-5740 59 60 2 245 COOL WHEELS (943)
WALL OF STEEL JACK BOY 82-2030 64 49 0 242 ON A WHIM (1014)
PARRY-STRIKE BUNNY WAILER 3-5356 32 19 0 225 EXODUS! (956)
SLASHING ATTACK SYPHILIS 19-3085 84 48 2 223 THAT SUCKS! (1144)
AIMED BLOW OSCAR THE SLOUCH 82-1316 38 28 3 212 SESAME SPINE (1070)
TOTAL PARRY DUSKY JAWFISH 18-6978 37 33 1 211 BIG MEAN FISH (292)
STRIKING ATTACK MAHI MAHI 18-4899 81 59 1 209 BIG MEAN FISH (292)
BASHING ATTACK HOT 48-3858 39 38 2 202 OUTSIDE IS (1061)
The overall popularity leader is LEE AT TOURNEY 4-3565. The most popular warrior
this turn was SINISTER MIDGET 6-5113. The ten other most popular fighters were ROB
A. REE 39-3241, MOJO JOJO 10-4643, TRANQUILITY 36-3765, FAT BASTARD 42-3804, SID
VICIOUS 18-6054, A DIFFERENT GRAPE 82-1258, BRAHMA 97-731, SILAS 18-6796, PATIENCE
51-4949, and WHIRLING DOG 10-4177.
The least popular fighter this week was HUGE TWIRLING MAN 24-4457. The other ten
least popular fighters were WENT TO MARKET 25-4288, DRUNK AND AT DENNYS 82-2255,
3-7-2-D-S 82-5727, BRADEN 6-4867, SLAYER 3 10-2530, BEAR 7-4628, LINK 6-5144, TRUMP
24-4359, QUID PRO QUO 10-4794, and JOHN ASHCROFT 24-4355.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
NIANIA(2) 1 0 0 TI(23) 2 0 0 CAER(48) 2 0 0
OSKSI(3) 1 1 0 ZORPUNT(24) 1 4 0 TRICORUS(51) 1 2 0
JHELUM(4) 3 1 0 LYRATILAN(25) 0 1 0 TROCAR(54) 1 0 0
KALTOS(5) 1 0 0 ARVAT(32) 0 1 0 ANDOR(57) 1 0 0
TRANSEL(6) 1 7 0 JHANS(36) 1 2 0 DELARQ TOR(58) 3 1 0
BONSUR(7) 0 3 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 1 1 0 JURINE(61) 1 0 0
KOLACT(10) 3 5 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 1 0 CIMMERIAC(69) 0 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 12 5 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 0 3 0 DAIYLA KIV(74) 0 1 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 1 0 0 KATI-TEI(41) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 7 3 0
SUNSET(21) 3 2 0 RODEKI(42) 1 4 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BUUL THE BULL 2-4840 35 37 1 195 RESURRECTION (1143) NIANIA
BUNNY WAILER 3-5356 32 19 0 225 EXODUS! (956) OSKSI
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LEE AT TOURNEY 4-3565 103 117 1 238 LETHAL LADIES (768) JHELUM
BASS 5-3666 48 82 2 193 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
SCHYLER 6-4866 48 79 1 199 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
SHOCKING TOAD 7-310 46 60 1 187 NINJAS (1107) BONSUR
WHIRLING DOG 10-4177 58 29 1 240 MONGREL HORDE (964) KOLACT
BARROCH 18-2684 86 87 1 274 SHEPHERDS (432) TALCAMA
SYPHILIS 19-3085 84 48 2 223 THAT SUCKS! (1144) ZUWAYZA
MAJOR TOM 21-4598 40 31 1 215 SPIDERS FROM MARS (950) SUNSET
CHICK WITH A STICK 23-4365 40 39 1 208 DIABLO TOO (1037) TI
MR PIBB 24-4253 51 19 1 241 DP CLONES (1045) ZORPUNT
WENT TO MARKET 25-4288 14 9 2 50 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162) LYRATILAN
SHINY PENNY 32-3789 28 58 2 146 FOUND IN THE SAND (1034) ARVAT
MISS HONEY 36-4850 59 51 0 240 SCARRY TEAM (824) JHANS
BLACK WIDOW 37-1303 51 58 2 191 BEAST MASTERS (136) SIBIKHAS
FACEMAN 38-4129 38 35 2 192 THE A TEAM (1044) CLIFFHOME
SUE E. SYDE 39-3240 35 27 1 162 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
GREE CHAK 41-3859 36 25 2 173 KILLERS (1145) KATI-TEI
FAT BASTARD 42-3804 45 21 0 205 I'M SO SEXY (1072) RODEKI
WHIRLING WORD 48-3815 48 31 0 206 4-LETTER WORDS (1063) CAER
CHRISTIANITY 51-4965 36 32 0 172 GENOCIDE (1110) TRICORUS
SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435 18 6 3 44 INDULGENT DRINKS (1153) TROCAR
DR DAZZLE 57-4485 41 25 0 211 PEPPER PRACTICE II (1069) ANDOR
SPEEDI 58-3029 89 76 3 285 SHAMROCKS (424) DELARQ TOR
ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 29 11 0 181 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE
DIERDRE 69-9439 37 36 1 205 FIANADHA (945) CIMMERIAC
GRIZZLY 74-2710 41 41 0 185 TOTEM (1146) DAIYLA KIV
JACK BOY 82-2030 64 49 0 242 ON A WHIM (1014) DWES EG
BRAHMA 97-731 25 28 4 203 ONE SURFING HINDU (1071) SHADOW GROVE