DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL

Date   : 09/20/2003    Duedate: 10/03/2003

DARKHOLM

DM-104    TURN-358

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1-THUNDR + LITE 18/309 1126  420  7 72.8      TROOPERS 21/1113                      
  2 TOTEM 74/1146          47   22  2 68.1   12 NIGHT TRAIN 37/545      6    6  0 50.0
    THAT SUCKS! 19/1144                         NIGHT TRAIN 6/1158                    
    DEATH STUDS VIII 82/1086                 13 THE A TEAM 38/1044    562  569  6 49.7
  3 MONGREL HORDE 10/964  479  232  3 67.4      BIG MEAN FISH 18/292                  
  4-THE GUARDIAN 21/1156  165  128  2 56.3      GUANO GROUP 51/1065                   
    WORTHLESS MANAGERS 5/820                    ONE SURFING HINDU 97/1071             
  5 PARENTHOOD 82/1122   1399 1129 14 55.3      FURNITURE BARN 42/1109                
    MY WIFE'S COSMETICS 82/1038                 LOOK OUT BELOW 6/1042                 
    WHAT I ATE FOR XMAS 82/1114              14 SHAMROCKS 58/424      152  161  3 48.6
    STREET PIZZA 18/114                      15 THE MENTORS 10/408     27   32  0 45.8
    SESAME SPINE 82/1070                     16 BEAST MASTERS 37/136   90  128  1 41.3
    4-LETTER WORDS 48/1063                      ELEMENTS OF PSI 58/423                
    CHEAP DENTISTRY 82/1098                     ACTS OF NATURE 6/415                  
    ROCK BOTTOM 82/1080                      17-SOULTHIEVES 37/416     29   44  0 39.7
    FASCINATIN' RYTHYM 82/1152                  SOUL STRIPPERS II 6/412               
  6 STYROFOAM 82/1090    1114  966  8 53.6   18 CRIMINAL ELE 39/1074   15   24  0 38.5
  7 EXODUS! 3/956         430  375  3 53.4      INDULGENT DRINKS 54/1153              
    SPIDERS FROM MARS 21/950                 19 DWARVEN LEGI 21/1139    3    5  0 37.5
    THE TAO 36/923                           20 DELVERS 42/1000       189  324  1 36.8
    THE DARK TEMPLE 18/978                      DOGS OF WAR 4/999                     
    FIANADHA 69/945                             GAMES LIBRARY 3/998                   
  8 DOH! 24/1147         1438 1272  6 53.1   21 JOHNS 5/927           727 1278 16 36.3
    DP CLONES 24/1045                           LETHAL LADIES 4/768                   
    THINGSINPUG'SCOOLER 4/1088                  ARROGANCE 18/732                      
    WASTELAND 18/468                            SCARRY TEAM 36/824                    
    PEPPER PRACTICE II 57/1069                  THE LADY'S LIST 6/917                 
    I'M SO SEXY 42/1072                         JUST BECAUSE 38/1151                  
    DIABLO TOO 23/1037                       22 BIG BAD 7/1073        418  788  8 34.7
    WASTELAND II 7/500                          SHEPHERDS 18/432                      
    OUTSIDE IS 48/1061                          SUPER BASH BROTHERS 6/1067            
    COOL WHEELS 58/943                          NEXT GENERATION 58/1075               
    BAD HAND 24/1125                            FOUND IN THE SAND 32/1034             
    CEMENTIA 61/1112                            NEXT GENERATION 18/1150               
    DIABLO ALSO 24/1163                         MIGHTY MORALS 51/1120                 
  9 QUBIT 10/1140         522  464  2 52.9      THIS LITTLE PRIGGY 25/1162            
    ON A WHIM 82/1014                        23 NINJAS 7/1107          28   54  1 34.1
    SIR AGLIO 10/600                            RESURRECTION 2/1143                   
 10-DARK SUN 6/1159       272  249  3 52.2      GENOCIDE 51/1110                      
    WATER SPORTS 10/1160                        KILLERS 41/1145                       
    RAISED BY DORKS 21/1161                  24 TOWNSVILLAIN 10/1089   10   22  0 31.3
 11 DEAD EVIL 18/627       27   25  2 51.9

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Brothers and Sisters of the wild southlands,

     I don't feel well at all, I think it was something I drank last night, so let's
get straight to the noteworthy fights and get this over with shall we?
     BARROCH (18-2684) (85-87-1,253) of SHEPHERDS TV challenged DR NUT (24-4254) (42-
23-2,228) of DP CLONES.  BARROCH devastated DR NUT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge
Title fight.  It surprises me to see that a warrior of Assurnasirbanipal's stable
didn't write a column, or even a personal ad!  I note that Voldric the Blue did not
fight this turn and was thus unable to draw close enough for a challenge to Barroch.
So that anticipated fight will have to wait at least two turns more.  Tsk tsk.
     GRIZZLY (74-2710) (41-40-0,196) of TOTEM TV challenged LUCRETIA BORGIA (4-3563)
(90-129-0,194) of LETHAL LADIES.  GRIZZLY was demolished by LUCRETIA BORGIA in a 1
minute one-sided Challenge melee.  Lucretia Borgia was most challenged.  People think
she is going to teach them a lot, and it only helps her record, eh?
     FLOATING SWISS (4-4461) (20-12-0,182) of THINGSINPUG'SCOOLER TV challenged MAHI
MAHI (18-4899) (80-59-1,196) of BIG MEAN FISH.  FLOATING SWISS was devastated by MAHI
MAHI in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge contest.  I see that Mahi Mahi has not yet
quite made it back to challenging range for the Runeblade.
     Big Mean Fish (13) were most avoided by The Mentors (15).  Nobody died:  for
shame!
     Sex on the Beach is no longer lowest ranked; Patience (a much overrated virtue)
now holds that spot.  SEX ON THE BEACH (54-2435) (17-6-3,17) of INDULGENT DRINKS
challenged PATIENCE (51-4949) (17-26-1,54) of MIGHTY MORALS.  SEX ON THE BEACH beat
PATIENCE in an action packed 3 minute gruesome Challenge fray.  These warriors ended
up the second and least popular ranked warriors, respectively; it surprises me to see
Sex still the second from last after a win, but she did gain 23 points.  And it was
her challenge, so she is definitely trying to climb out of the cellar.  Well done
then, Sex.  And I hope to find that Patience has come up by next turn.  We don't like
to see anybody down there for very long.
     LEE AT TOURNEY (4-3565) (102-117-1,225) of LETHAL LADIES fought BLACK WIDOW (37-
1303) (51-57-2,201) of BEAST MASTERS.  LEE AT TOURNEY overpowered BLACK WIDOW in a
popular 2 minute uneven duel.  Lee remains our overall popularity leader, and with
good reason, considering the athleticism of her fights.  Of course it didn't hurt
that clothing tends to get torn in Black Widow's fights.
     ETCHED IN STONE (61-3112) (28-11-0,177) of CEMENTIA fought SINISTER MIDGET (6-
5113) (34-40-5,160) of LOOK OUT BELOW.  ETCHED IN STONE luckily beat SINISTER MIDGET
in an exciting 7 minute gory fight.  Sinister is this week's favorite because the
crowd thought he got scummed.  The fans are so predictable.
     And our least popular warrior was so voted mainly because of his swift loss to a
warrior with a worse record:  HUGE TWIRLING MAN (24-4457) (17-4-0,55) of DIABLO ALSO
fought ZOT ZIPZIG (6-5688) (14-12-0,57) of NIGHT TRAIN.  HUGE TWIRLING MAN was
devastated by ZOT ZIPZIG in a 1 minute mismatched fight.  Huge ended up third from
the bottom in the rankings, which didn't help his popularity either.  Huge, no one
knows why managers give their warriors some of those really unusual arena names.
Thank you for not twirling.
     Oh.  Advice.  When you don't feel well, remember to brush your teeth regularly.
It sort of gets rid of the sick taste and makes you feel more human (or elvish or
whatever).

                                                        Desiree

KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BARROCH 18-2684             86  87  1  274  SHEPHERDS (432)            TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SPEEDI 58-3029              89  76  3  285  SHAMROCKS (424)            DELARQ TOR
 GEO METRO 58-5740           59  60  2  245  COOL WHEELS (943)          DELARQ TOR
 JACK BOY 82-2030            64  49  0  242  ON A WHIM (1014)           DWES EG
 MR PIBB 24-4253             51  19  1  241  DP CLONES (1045)           ZORPUNT
 MISS HONEY 36-4850          59  51  0  240  SCARRY TEAM (824)          JHANS
 WHIRLING DOG 10-4177        58  29  1  240  MONGREL HORDE (964)        KOLACT
 LEE AT TOURNEY 4-3565      103 117  1  238  LETHAL LADIES (768)        JHELUM
 BUNNY WAILER 3-5356         32  19  0  225  EXODUS! (956)              OSKSI
 SYPHILIS 19-3085            84  48  2  223  THAT SUCKS! (1144)         ZUWAYZA
 MAJOR TOM 21-4598           40  31  1  215  SPIDERS FROM MARS (950)    SUNSET
 OSCAR THE SLOUCH 82-1316    38  28  3  212  SESAME SPINE (1070)        DWES EG
 DR DAZZLE 57-4485           41  25  0  211  PEPPER PRACTICE II (1069)  ANDOR

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DUSKY JAWFISH 18-6978       37  33  1  211  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-VOLDRIC THE BLUE 18-6259    57  44  0  210  THUNDR + LITENING (309)    TALCAMA
 MAHI MAHI 18-4899           81  59  1  209  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
 CHICK WITH A STICK 23-4365  40  39  1  208  DIABLO TOO (1037)          TI
 LUCRETIA BORGIA 4-3563      91 129  0  207  LETHAL LADIES (768)        JHELUM
 LARGE SPINNY GUY 23-4361    50  29  2  207  DIABLO TOO (1037)          TI
 WHIRLING WORD 48-3815       48  31  0  206  4-LETTER WORDS (1063)      CAER
 FAT BASTARD 42-3804         45  21  0  205  I'M SO SEXY (1072)         RODEKI
 DIERDRE 69-9439             37  36  1  205  FIANADHA (945)             CIMMERIAC
 SLAYER II 10-2125           33  24  1  204  THE MENTORS (408)          KOLACT
 T-BONE 18-3402              32  22  3  204  DEAD EVIL (627)            TALCAMA
 BRAHMA 97-731               25  28  4  203  ONE SURFING HINDU (1071)   SHADOW GROVE
 HOT 48-3858                 39  38  2  202  OUTSIDE IS (1061)          CAER
 STORM XCIX 82-14095         20   6  1  202  DEATH STUDS VIII (1086)    DWES EG
 LADY STARDUST 21-4601       46  21  2  201  SPIDERS FROM MARS (950)    SUNSET
 SCHYLER 6-4866              48  79  1  199  THE LADY'S LIST (917)      TRANSEL
 TRANQUILITY 36-3765         47  37  3  199  THE TAO (923)              JHANS
 RYGEL 18-7142               37  27  0  199  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 COOLER 82-7277              26  12  1  199  STYROFOAM (1090)           DWES EG
 SIR ENE 10-4360             39  24  3  196  SIR AGLIO (600)            KOLACT
 BUUL THE BULL 2-4840        35  37  1  195  RESURRECTION (1143)        NIANIA
 BASS 5-3666                 48  82  2  193  JOHNS (927)                KALTOS
 MUCKER 42-3596              46  53  1  193  DELVERS (1000)             RODEKI
 JANET RENO 42-3823          33  31  1  193  I'M SO SEXY (1072)         RODEKI
 FACEMAN 38-4129             38  35  2  192  THE A TEAM (1044)          CLIFFHOME
 BLACK WIDOW 37-1303         51  58  2  191  BEAST MASTERS (136)        SIBIKHAS
 DR NUT 24-4254              42  24  2  190  DP CLONES (1045)           ZORPUNT
 SPLURGE ON WAX LIP 18-6485  49  36  1  189  STREET PIZZA (114)         TALCAMA
 SHOCKING TOAD 7-310         46  60  1  187  NINJAS (1107)              BONSUR
 OBSESSIVE 58-2447           38  33  1  187  ELEMENTS OF PSI (423)      DELARQ TOR
 BODHISATVA 36-4027          35  25  0  187  THE TAO (923)              JHANS
 DRUNK AND AT DENNY 82-2255  34  32  2  187  ROCK BOTTOM (1080)         DWES EG
 CLEANER WRASSE 18-6495      57  56  2  186  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
 ZALTAN 6-4616               54 105  2  185  THE LADY'S LIST (917)      TRANSEL
 GRIZZLY 74-2710             41  41  0  185  TOTEM (1146)               DAIYLA KIV
-SILK 5-3342                 30  36  2  184  WORTHLESS MANAGERS (820)   KALTOS
 SILAS 18-6796               32  55  2  183  SHEPHERDS (432)            TALCAMA
 A DIFFERENT GRAPE 82-1258   30  16  0  183  MY WIFE'S COSMETICS (1038) DWES EG
 FLOATING SWISS 4-4461       20  13  0  183  THINGSINPUG'SCOOLER (1088) JHELUM
-SELENA STEELE 37-2010       42  14  0  182  SOULTHIEVES (416)          SIBIKHAS
 HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH 18-6977  38  31  0  182  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
 BLINKY 18-2683              71 114  4  181  SHEPHERDS (432)            TALCAMA
 3-7-2-D-S 82-5727           33  26  0  181  FASCINATIN' RYTHYM (1152)  DWES EG
 SID VICIOUS 18-6054         30  23  2  181  THE DARK TEMPLE (978)      TALCAMA
 ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112     29  11  0  181  CEMENTIA (1112)            JURINE

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DARK GUMBY 7-4694           40  27  0  180  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 OH WELL 10-2205             26  22  4  177  THE MENTORS (408)          KOLACT
 SMILES 21-3207              25  16  3  177  TROOPERS (1113)            SUNSET
 GREE CHAK 41-3859           36  25  2  173  KILLERS (1145)             KATI-TEI
 CHRISTIANITY 51-4965        36  32  0  172  GENOCIDE (1110)            TRICORUS
 MOJO JOJO 10-4643           26  25  2  172  TOWNSVILLAINS (1089)       KOLACT
 TORNADO 6-2249              24  30  2  168  ACTS OF NATURE (415)       TRANSEL
 SINISTER MIDGET 6-5113      34  41  5  167  LOOK OUT BELOW (1042)      TRANSEL
 DOC STEELE 18-6808          37  52  1  162  ARROGANCE (732)            TALCAMA
 SUE E. SYDE 39-3240         35  27  1  162  CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074)    XOCHITHLAN
 A NEW PONY! 82-1306         16  14  0  162  WHAT I ATE FOR XMAS (1114) DWES EG
 TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620    78  92  0  161  DELVERS (1000)             RODEKI
 LUIGI 6-5142                28  30  2  161  SUPER BASH BROTHERS (1067) TRANSEL

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 EXCREMENTO 51-4968          38  31  1  156  GUANO GROUP (1065)         TRICORUS

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DOC STEELE 18-6010          47 100  6  150  ARROGANCE (732)            TALCAMA
 SHINY PENNY 32-3789         28  58  2  146  FOUND IN THE SAND (1034)   ARVAT
 SLEEPLESS PARANOIA 82-2252  12  12  1  145  PARENTHOOD (1122)          DWES EG
 THE HUNGER 21-4622          19   7  1  136  SPIDERS FROM MARS (950)    SUNSET
 LIFE 3-4196                 34 119  0  135  GAMES LIBRARY (998)        OSKSI
 BEAR 7-4628                 24  31  1  134  BIG BAD (1073)             BONSUR
 LINK 6-5144                 25  31  2  130  SUPER BASH BROTHERS (1067) TRANSEL
-STRANGER RANGER 6-2878      24  21  3  127  SOUL STRIPPERS II (412)    TRANSEL
 JOB 18-6129                 19 121  0  120  SHEPHERDS (432)            TALCAMA
 MAGINOT MIKE 4-4509         50  52  1  112  DOGS OF WAR (999)          JHELUM

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ELI 18-7272                 19  22  3  100  SHEPHERDS (432)            TALCAMA
 ROB A. REE 39-3241          27  15  0   96  CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074)    XOCHITHLAN
 HOCKEY 82-5719              15  15  0   96  CHEAP DENTISTRY (1098)     DWES EG
 SLAYER 3 10-2530            23   9  1   93  THE MENTORS (408)          KOLACT
 THANOS 37-1406              23  28  2   91  NIGHT TRAIN (545)          SIBIKHAS

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TYRONE 21-1769              29  20  1   86  DWARVEN LEGION (1139)      SUNSET
 THE WICKER KING 42-3904     19  17  0   83  FURNITURE BARN (1109)      RODEKI
 LUC STARWALKER 58-6100      25  30  0   82  NEXT GENERATION (1075)     DELARQ TOR
 MIMIC BLENNY 18-7541        21  12  1   82  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
-FROG SLAYER 21-4021         17  17  0   77  THE GUARDIANS (1156)       SUNSET
 ZOT ZIPZIG 6-5688           15  12  0   73  NIGHT TRAIN (1158)         TRANSEL
 ARSONIST ART 39-3325        22  14  0   72  CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074)    XOCHITHLAN
 MEN WORKING 38-4189         24  35  1   70  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME
 PROFFESSOR GRIM 10-2613     16  10  0   67  THE MENTORS (408)          KOLACT
 QUID PRO QUO 10-4794        23   7  1   65  QUBIT (1140)               KOLACT
 BRADEN 6-4867               46  81  0   61  THE LADY'S LIST (917)      TRANSEL
 TRUMP 24-4359               24  19  1   58  BAD HAND (1125)            ZORPUNT
 JOHN ASHCROFT 24-4355       16   9  2   53  DOH! (1147)                ZORPUNT
 NUMBERED WON 18-7434        16  19  0   50  NEXT GENERATION (1150)     TALCAMA
-QUEUE 18-7756               15   4  1   50  NEXT GENERATION (1150)     TALCAMA
 WENT TO MARKET 25-4288      14   9  2   50  THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162)  LYRATILAN
 HUGE TWIRLING MAN 24-4457   17   5  0   47  DIABLO ALSO (1163)         ZORPUNT
 SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435    18   6  3   44  INDULGENT DRINKS (1153)    TROCAR
 PATIENCE 51-4949            17  27  1   36  MIGHTY MORALS (1120)       TRICORUS

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Silas -- Stick to hauling sheep off precarious ledges, you're probably better at it.
-- Tolais Deepheart

T-Bone -- Amazing how good a basic steak is.  Who needs fancy sauces, eh? -- Mucker

Doc Steel the Warrior -- Well, darn. -- Maginot Mike

The Hunger -- I don't have time to type in one of Life's personals, so just take it
that it is annoyed with you. -- Nick, for Life of Osksi

     Let me have a shot at it...

     The Hunger -- Being a SUPERIOR form of existence, I have never experienced NEED
     or hunger; HOWEVER, I have known a form of ANGST which is LIKE hunger to a
     creature of superior intellectual POWERS such as myself.  YOU might compare the
     sensation to KNOWING that one DESERVES a thing and SHOULD HAVE that thing were
     the universe in its rightful alignment.  To have been ALLEGEDLY overcome in a
     two minute brutal bout speaks VOLUMES of the WRONGNESS of the way things have
     been set up by FLAWED and fallible ORGANIC entities.  ADDING, as they say,
     INSULT to one's purported injuries, an absolute ASS in the infirmary had the
     TEMERITY to clap one on the back and offer a philosophical observation, to wit:
     "That's life."  It took me HOURS to realign my perfect internal BALANCE after
     the cosmic DISSONANCE of that event. -- Life of Osksi

     ...I don't know, did I catch the tone or not?  Too intellectual?  Then of course
     I am a brunette. -- Desiree

Desiree -- Some are, some aren't. -- Mucker

     Made of living flesh you mean?  And you're not?  Too bad.  Flesh has its
     rewards.

Desiree -- We had sixty-two fights and eight challenges matches this week.  I just
thought you would, you know, like to know that.  Lots of challenges were down, which
I know is the Darkholm thing, but we had some up-challenges to balance it, does that
count? -- Debby Tonte, natural blonde

     Only eight challenges?  We had twenty.  It seems that pretty much any challenge
     is "the Darkholm thing."  Well, it goes to show that Delarquan managers take the
     development of martial prowess a bit more seriously than their anarchistic Free
     Cities counterparts. -- Desiree
     P.S.  So tragic about the blonde issue, all the more since it is not natural.
     Do you know what they call it when a blonde dyes her hair brown?  Artificial
     intelligence.

25 August 2003
To any that care -- The CDC is back; our current roster is:
     Malaquar -- Minion of Guardian
     Pip the Troll -- Burly Enforcer Type
     mouse -- Official Sneaky Bastard
     Papa Bear -- Elder Statesmen
                     The Sealer says, "Hi, I'm the dealer."
                     Papa Bear says, "It's not my f****n fault."
Guardian -- Paper Figurehead

9 September 2003
WE'RE LOOKING FOR A FEW GOOD MANAGERS!  If you think you have what it takes to match
wits and blades with some of the best managers in Alastari, then WE WANT YOU!  The
Tournament Of The Golden Scrod #4 will begin in Aradi (DM 60) the turn after the Fall
Mail-In.  It's not too late for you to sign up.  I realize that many of you may be
hesitant after seeing that myself and Hombre have teamed up again, but we'll try to
take it easy on you guys a little bit.  For more information on T#%S IV, please
contact me at ganolus@aol.com.  We're looking for a few good managers...the few, the
proud, the TOGS!

-- Ganolus Oakleaf, T#%S IV Commish

15 September 2003
An Announcement Concerning the Brotherhood of the Blade Alliance:
     I have chosen to withdraw my membership from the Brotherhood of the Blade
alliance.  The years I have spent in the alliance have been the best of my DM career.
I leave the alliance with many great friends and will always remain close to my
former brethren.
     The Brotherhood of the Blade will not skip a beat without my membership.  It

remains in very capable hands and its roster is among the strongest in the game.
With the return on some of its founding members to DM, I know the BOB will continue
to grow in strength and prestige in the years to come. -- The Sandman

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BARROCH devastated DR NUT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
GRIZZLY was demolished by LUCRETIA BORGIA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
FLOATING SWISS was devastated by MAHI MAHI in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
SYPHILIS savagely defeated DIERDRE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge competition.
OH WELL was overpowered by RYGEL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
SLAYER II devastated ZALTAN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
HOT vanquished BLINKY in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven Challenge duel.
SUE E. SYDE was vanquished by BUUL THE BULL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
MOJO JOJO was savagely defeated by A DIFFERENT GRAPE in a 11 minute Challenge melee.
SILAS demolished TOLAIS DEEPHEART in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge match.
LINK was demolished by DOC STEELE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
BEAR was overpowered by HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH in a 1 minute Challenge conflict.
SHINY PENNY was defeated by EXCREMENTO in a popular 1 minute Challenge duel.
ELI was devastated by DOC STEELE in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
ROB A. REE was unbelievably bested by JOB in a 4 minute Challenge brawl.
SLAYER 3 was overpowered by SLEEPLESS PARANOIA in a 1 minute Challenge match.
LUC STARWALKER overpowered BRADEN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
ARSONIST ART was overcome by THANOS in a 3 minute Challenge competition.
NUMBERED WON was defeated by MEN WORKING in a exciting 1 minute Challenge duel.
SEX ON THE BEACH beat PATIENCE in a action packed 3 minute gruesome Challenge fray.
SPEEDI devastated 3-7-2-D-S in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
GEO METRO overpowered DRUNK AND AT DENNYS in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
WHIRLING DOG narrowly defeated FAT BASTARD in a popular 4 minute gory duel.
JACK BOY narrowly defeated TRANQUILITY in a exciting 4 minute gruesome melee.
MUCKER was handily defeated by MISS HONEY in a exciting 1 minute uneven bout.
BODHISATVA was handily defeated by OSCAR THE SLOUCH in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
LEE AT TOURNEY overpowered BLACK WIDOW in a popular 2 minute uneven duel.
MR PIBB beat COOLER in a popular 1 minute match.
MAJOR TOM defeated SHOCKING TOAD in a exciting 1 minute bout.
BUNNY WAILER overpowered OBSESSIVE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
DUSKY JAWFISH vanquished LUIGI in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
SMILES was narrowly defeated by BASS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal match.
LADY STARDUST viciously subdued DARK GUMBY in a exciting 2 minute brutal fight.
LARGE SPINNY GUY handily defeated GREE CHAK in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
CHICK WITH A STICK luckily beat SPLURGE ON WAX LIPS in a popular 1 minute bloody duel.
CLEANER WRASSE was demolished by T-BONE in a 1 minute uneven competition.
STORM XCIX beat FACEMAN in a exciting 2 minute fight.
BRAHMA vanquished CHRISTIANITY in a exciting 3 minute bloody mismatched duel.
SCHYLER lost to WHIRLING WORD in a popular 1 minute conflict.
JANET RENO bested TORNADO in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
SIR ENE was overcome by DR DAZZLE in a exciting 1 minute conflict.
ETCHED IN STONE luckily beat SINISTER MIDGET in a exciting 7 minute gory fight.
A NEW PONY! viciously subdued THE HUNGER in a popular 3 minute gruesome bout.
SID VICIOUS savagely defeated LIFE in a action packed 3 minute brutal competition.
MAGINOT MIKE demolished THE WICKER KING in a exciting 3 minute one-sided conflict.
PROFFESSOR GRIM subdued JOHN ASHCROFT in a popular 1 minute fight.
QUID PRO QUO was handily defeated by HOCKEY in a exciting 1 minute mismatched contest.
WENT TO MARKET was devastated by MIMIC BLENNY in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
HUGE TWIRLING MAN was devastated by ZOT ZIPZIG in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
TRUMP was demolished by TYRONE in a 1 minute mismatched battle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  28         TOTAL PARRY       58 -  42 -  0      58  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   16         WALL OF STEEL     80 -  67 -  0      54  |
|AIMED BLOW                      13         SLASHING ATTACK   51 -  43 -  4      54  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  13         LUNGING ATTACK   152 - 132 -  1      54  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 10         PARRY-LUNGE       25 -  22 -  0      53  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      7         STRIKING ATTACK   21 -  25 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      5         PARRY-STRIKE      13 -  16 -  1      45  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         AIMED BLOW        49 -  64 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         BASHING ATTACK    44 -  74 -  3      37  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 358 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        4 -  1     AIMED BLOW         6 -  7         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        5 -  2     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  3         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
LUNGING ATTACK    14 - 14     BASHING ATTACK     5 -  8         2  WALL OF STEEL  
SLASHING ATTACK    5 -  5     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  2         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
WALL OF STEEL      8 -  8     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   BARROCH 18-2684            86  87  1  274 SHEPHERDS (432)
PARRY-LUNGE      GEO METRO 58-5740          59  60  2  245 COOL WHEELS (943)
WALL OF STEEL    JACK BOY 82-2030           64  49  0  242 ON A WHIM (1014)
PARRY-STRIKE     BUNNY WAILER 3-5356        32  19  0  225 EXODUS! (956)
SLASHING ATTACK  SYPHILIS 19-3085           84  48  2  223 THAT SUCKS! (1144)
AIMED BLOW       OSCAR THE SLOUCH 82-1316   38  28  3  212 SESAME SPINE (1070)
TOTAL PARRY      DUSKY JAWFISH 18-6978      37  33  1  211 BIG MEAN FISH (292)
STRIKING ATTACK  MAHI MAHI 18-4899          81  59  1  209 BIG MEAN FISH (292)
BASHING ATTACK   HOT 48-3858                39  38  2  202 OUTSIDE IS (1061)

The overall popularity leader is LEE AT TOURNEY 4-3565.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was SINISTER MIDGET 6-5113.  The ten other most popular fighters were ROB 
A. REE 39-3241, MOJO JOJO 10-4643, TRANQUILITY 36-3765, FAT BASTARD 42-3804, SID 
VICIOUS 18-6054, A DIFFERENT GRAPE 82-1258, BRAHMA 97-731, SILAS 18-6796, PATIENCE 
51-4949, and WHIRLING DOG 10-4177.

The least popular fighter this week was HUGE TWIRLING MAN 24-4457.  The other ten 
least popular fighters were WENT TO MARKET 25-4288, DRUNK AND AT DENNYS 82-2255, 
3-7-2-D-S 82-5727, BRADEN 6-4867, SLAYER 3 10-2530, BEAR 7-4628, LINK 6-5144, TRUMP 
24-4359, QUID PRO QUO 10-4794, and JOHN ASHCROFT 24-4355.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
NIANIA(2)            1  0 0  TI(23)               2  0 0  CAER(48)             2  0 0  
OSKSI(3)             1  1 0  ZORPUNT(24)          1  4 0  TRICORUS(51)         1  2 0  
JHELUM(4)            3  1 0  LYRATILAN(25)        0  1 0  TROCAR(54)           1  0 0  
KALTOS(5)            1  0 0  ARVAT(32)            0  1 0  ANDOR(57)            1  0 0  
TRANSEL(6)           1  7 0  JHANS(36)            1  2 0  DELARQ TOR(58)       3  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            0  3 0  SIBIKHAS(37)         1  1 0  JURINE(61)           1  0 0  
KOLACT(10)           3  5 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  1 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        0  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)         12  5 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       0  3 0  DAIYLA KIV(74)       0  1 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          1  0 0  KATI-TEI(41)         0  1 0  DWES EG(82)          7  3 0  
SUNSET(21)           3  2 0  RODEKI(42)           1  4 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BUUL THE BULL 2-4840        35  37  1  195  RESURRECTION (1143)        NIANIA
 BUNNY WAILER 3-5356         32  19  0  225  EXODUS! (956)              OSKSI

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LEE AT TOURNEY 4-3565      103 117  1  238  LETHAL LADIES (768)        JHELUM
 BASS 5-3666                 48  82  2  193  JOHNS (927)                KALTOS
 SCHYLER 6-4866              48  79  1  199  THE LADY'S LIST (917)      TRANSEL
 SHOCKING TOAD 7-310         46  60  1  187  NINJAS (1107)              BONSUR
 WHIRLING DOG 10-4177        58  29  1  240  MONGREL HORDE (964)        KOLACT
 BARROCH 18-2684             86  87  1  274  SHEPHERDS (432)            TALCAMA
 SYPHILIS 19-3085            84  48  2  223  THAT SUCKS! (1144)         ZUWAYZA
 MAJOR TOM 21-4598           40  31  1  215  SPIDERS FROM MARS (950)    SUNSET
 CHICK WITH A STICK 23-4365  40  39  1  208  DIABLO TOO (1037)          TI
 MR PIBB 24-4253             51  19  1  241  DP CLONES (1045)           ZORPUNT
 WENT TO MARKET 25-4288      14   9  2   50  THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162)  LYRATILAN
 SHINY PENNY 32-3789         28  58  2  146  FOUND IN THE SAND (1034)   ARVAT
 MISS HONEY 36-4850          59  51  0  240  SCARRY TEAM (824)          JHANS
 BLACK WIDOW 37-1303         51  58  2  191  BEAST MASTERS (136)        SIBIKHAS
 FACEMAN 38-4129             38  35  2  192  THE A TEAM (1044)          CLIFFHOME
 SUE E. SYDE 39-3240         35  27  1  162  CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074)    XOCHITHLAN
 GREE CHAK 41-3859           36  25  2  173  KILLERS (1145)             KATI-TEI
 FAT BASTARD 42-3804         45  21  0  205  I'M SO SEXY (1072)         RODEKI
 WHIRLING WORD 48-3815       48  31  0  206  4-LETTER WORDS (1063)      CAER
 CHRISTIANITY 51-4965        36  32  0  172  GENOCIDE (1110)            TRICORUS
 SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435    18   6  3   44  INDULGENT DRINKS (1153)    TROCAR
 DR DAZZLE 57-4485           41  25  0  211  PEPPER PRACTICE II (1069)  ANDOR
 SPEEDI 58-3029              89  76  3  285  SHAMROCKS (424)            DELARQ TOR
 ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112     29  11  0  181  CEMENTIA (1112)            JURINE
 DIERDRE 69-9439             37  36  1  205  FIANADHA (945)             CIMMERIAC
 GRIZZLY 74-2710             41  41  0  185  TOTEM (1146)               DAIYLA KIV
 JACK BOY 82-2030            64  49  0  242  ON A WHIM (1014)           DWES EG
 BRAHMA 97-731               25  28  4  203  ONE SURFING HINDU (1071)   SHADOW GROVE