DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL
Date : 12/13/2003 Duedate: 12/26/2003
DARKHOLM
DM-104 TURN-364
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 DARK PANTHEON 6/643 1134 422 7 72.9 FURNITURE BARN 42/1109
2-TACO GODS 40/1171 49 27 2 64.5 LOOK OUT BELOW 6/1042
BAILE BEAG 63/1172 11 SHAMROCKS 58/424 155 164 3 48.6
DEATH STUDS VIII 82/1086 12-BLADES OF ICE 7/192 330 350 2 48.5
RAINDANCE 51/1106 BLADES OF CHAOS 5/961
3 PIGS ON PARAD 9/1154 171 130 2 56.8 BLADES OF MIST 4/959
THE GUARDIANS II 18/1155 ZODIAC KNIGHTS 3/958
THE GUARDIANS 21/1156 13-AESIR 3/301 213 227 2 48.4
WORTHLESS MANAGERS 5/820 TACKLE BOX 37/788
4 PUNCHLINES 82/1115 1424 1166 16 55.0 LOST SWORDS 72/573
WHY WE LOVE TUM 82/1164 XENOCIDE 69/725
4-LETTER DESCRIPTION 82/1167 HYBORIA 69/747
PARENTHOOD 82/1122 14 BEAST MASTERS 37/136 99 137 1 41.9
4-LETTER WORDS 48/1063 ELEMENTS OF PSI 58/423
STREET PIZZA 18/114 ACTS OF NATURE 6/415
WHAT I ATE FOR XMAS 82/1114 15 NIGHT TRAIN 37/545 10 14 0 41.7
SESAME SPINE 82/1070 NIGHT TRAIN 6/1158
CHEAP DENTISTRY 82/1098 16 MUSIC TO KIL 96/1119 38 60 0 38.8
ROCK BOTTOM 82/1080 17 NINJAS 7/1107 41 65 1 38.7
FASCINATIN' RYTHYM 82/1152 RESURRECTION 2/1143
5 EXODUS! 3/956 456 389 3 54.0 GENOCIDE 51/1110
THE DARK TEMPLE 18/978 KILLERS 41/1145
THE TAO 36/923 18 CRIMINAL ELE 39/1074 24 40 1 37.5
FIANADHA 69/945 INDULGENT DRINKS 54/1153
SPIDERS FROM MARS 21/950 19 DELVERS 42/1000 199 338 1 37.1
6 STYROFOAM 82/1090 1117 969 8 53.5 DOGS OF WAR 4/999
7 QUBIT 10/1140 531 471 2 53.0 GAMES LIBRARY 3/998
ON A WHIM 82/1014 20 JOHNS 5/927 753 1308 16 36.5
SIR AGLIO 10/600 ARROGANCE 18/732
8 THE MENTORS 10/408 44 39 0 53.0 SCARRY TEAM 36/824
9 DOH! 24/1147 1483 1318 6 52.9 THE LADY'S LIST 6/917
CEMENTIA 61/1112 LETHAL LADIES 4/768
WASTELAND 18/468 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151
PEPPER PRACTICE II 57/1069 21 SHEPHERDS 18/432 438 821 8 34.8
DIABLO TOO 23/1037 SUPER BASH BROTHERS 6/1067
WASTELAND II 7/500 FAMOUS HITTERS 3/1079
I'M SO SEXY 42/1072 FOUND IN THE SAND 73/1177
OUTSIDE IS 48/1061 22 FLAGG 16 42/352 49 111 1 30.6
BAD HAND 24/1125 FLAGG'S FIVE 42/1108
COOL WHEELS 58/943 23-SADISTS 18/1093 3 7 0 30.0
DP CLONES 24/1045 24-4-LETTER STD 82/1175 13 32 0 28.9
DIABLO ALSO 24/1163 SUPERIOR FORCES 9N 82/1174
10 THE A TEAM 38/1044 600 591 6 50.4 SUPERIOR FORCES 4I 65/1173
BIG MEAN FISH 18/292 SUPERIOR FORCES 1208 82/1176
ONE SURFING HINDU 97/1071 DEAD SUPERIOR FORCES 7/1170
GUANO GROUP 51/1065 25 THUNDERSTRIKE 10/449 0 2 0 0.0
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
+ ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ Eye of the Storm #70 ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ +
In the Far West:
"Roofs?" Herlas leaned across the rail and peered down into the water. "I've
heard of the Drowned Land, of course, but I hadn't realized it would be on our
course, and so close to the surface--"
Ashon Chang grabbed the wizard's belt and hauled him back. "You can't swim,
remember? And we aren't stopping here to explore, even if you can. We have more
important things to do." He glanced across at Werre. "As soon as the wind changes,
we should be able to get loose."
The Adantri nodded. "Sooner, I think. You might not realize it, but even here
in the middle of this sea, there are tides, and the tide is rising. We should float
off any time now." He frowned at the plain of water around them, and the distant
line of darkness on the horizon that was probably land. "I just hope we don't hit
any other...roof before we get away from this place."
"So do we all," Vurand growled. "Roofs instead of reefs! Drowned cities! The
sooner we get our feet back on dry land, the happier I'll be."
*** ***** *** ***** ***
"You could never pass yourself off as Tzaltakkan," Zakar said. "Your coloring
is wrong--we could fix that, maybe, but your face is the wrong shape, too. And
everybody in this city who isn't Tzaltakkan by blood is a slave. Besides, you don't
speak the language."
Shania Silverstar scowled, already not liking where this seemed to be going.
"There must be, I don't know, traders from other lands? Travelers--big cities always
have foreign travelers--"
"Not in Zinaco-Lal. No foreigner gets into this city as a free man. Traders
and travelers don't get past the outer harbor and the Foreigners' Quarter. We're in
the heart of the city here, woman. And no matter when we leave the shrine, you will
be seen. Count on it. So you have to be--to at least look like--something that
won't raise questions. The slave of someone of true Tzaltakkan blood. And," he went
on before she could answer, "people will be looking for you. You specifically--
blonde, fair-skinned. So we have to make you unmemorable. As much as possible,
anyway. So we'll dye your hair black and darken your skin as much as we can, too."
He studied her, frowning.
Shania could see that now he had forgotten whatever personal pleasure he took in
the thought of her posing as his slave and was considering the practical aspects.
She turned her own thoughts to the practical aspects. Distasteful as the proposed
ruse was, Zakar was probably right when he said it was the only thing that would work
here and now. She could change her appearance magically...no, better not. That
change could be made as well with simple physical means. Better save what magical
energy she had at the moment for a serious need. "Soot will do for my hair if you
can't find anything better," she said briskly. "Red ochre, maybe, for my skin? And
tea or something like it, to take the white out of this shift."
He nodded. "I've got a contact who can get what we'll need." He smiled without
humor. "In a brothel." He moved to the exit from the shrine. "It shouldn't take me
long to get the stuff. Stay here and stay out of sight until I get back."
He was gone before she could utter any of the remarks that sprang to mind, such
as that she was smart enough not to go out and be recognized, and wasn't his servant,
and....
*** ***** *** ***** ***
It was the tide that finally got their ship off the roof. Imperceptible so far
from shore, the waters rose. The only sign of it was the slow drag and the final
lift that freed the vessel. Though it was late in the day, Werre sent the ship
shoreward--according to their charts, at least--as quickly as possible. He put
Jammies and Vurand in the bow to watch for other obstacles so long as there was light
enough to see them. But apparently the tower that had caught them was the tallest
building left in the drowned city. By sunset, there were no more roofs to be
glimpsed in the water.
"Some day," Herlas muttered, "I will come back here. There are spells that
would permit exploration of that which is sunken, if it does not lie to deep. To be
the first man in millennia to look upon the towers of vanished Melantea...."
"There are probably lots of western wizards who've dived on these ruins," Ashon
Chang countered. "Why not? It's right in their back yard."
"Never!" the Fratsfan responded immediately. "The gods could not do that to
me--"
Vurand's scornful laughter cut across his words. "Why should the gods care if
you're the first or the ninety-first?" The Orc squinted at the shore, red hills and
black shadows in the sunset light. As far east along it as he could see, at the
limit of the light was an area where the shapes of light and shadow were straight-
edged, square-cornered. "Will we try to reach that city tonight?"
"No. Too dangerous to go sailing around here in the dark," Werre answered.
"Rocks, ruins, or reefs, we don't want to hit anything else."
+ ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ The Dark Federation #1 ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ +
Xochithlan, the royal palace:
Tirisha Dulake leaned closer to her cousin, King Feyen, and pouted. "You can't
be so hard hearted, Pootles," she cooed. "It isn't like I'm asking a LOT from
you...."
Feyen was too dark skinned to blush noticeably, but he felt himself getting
rather warm under the collar. "Don't call me that!" he hissed. [It is a gift in the
royal family of Xochithlan to be able to hiss words which contain no esses.] "You're
the only one who remembers that Mother used to call me that! But what if someone
overhears?" He peered around nervously. Eavesdropping was the national pastime in
Xochithlan, but he thought his throne room was reasonably secure. Still, if anyone
heard her say that name.... He shuddered.
"If you'll give me the soldiers, dearest cousin, I'll be so busy and so far
away, I'm sure I'll forget."
"But Tirisha, I can't! If I sent Xochithlani Royal Guardsmen into Mordanti
territory, it could start a war, or at LEAST," he shuddered again, "Samir would send
that battlemage of his to 'make an official protest' and the man has NO sense of
style at all. His hair, his beard!" King Feyen stroked his own perfect little
mustache. "It's impossible, Tirisha, you must see that!"
"No, it is NOT impossible." Her coo was getting ragged around the edges,
letting the iron determination show through. She took a deep breath, noting that,
as with every other man who saw her do that, she had riveted Feyen's attention; after
all, they were only second cousins on one side. "You don't need to send the whole
Royal Guard. I'm sure I won't need a thousand men in Rodeki. It's such a LITTLE
place. A hundred will be enough to protect me, DEAR Feyen." She blew in his ear.
Feyen took his own deep breath and managed not to melt on the spot. "Well...a
hundred men, then, but no more! And not in Royal Xochithlani uniform, either!"
"Of course not, coz." She patted his arm as she straightened up. "I wouldn't
want anyone to get the idea they were on YOUR business." She slid out of reach just
a little ahead of King Feyen's reaching hands. "You won't have any trouble at all
over this, dear coz."
*** ***** *** ***** ***
Arenamaster Xoron, a practitioner of the Ancient Elvish Martial Art of Seelie-
Khuei, was deeply resistant to feminine wiles. He was, however, extremely interested
in cash. Tirisha had plenty of cash.
"I guess I could find you a few gladiators to serve as a personal bodyguard," he
muttered, mentally fingering the coins Tirisha had placed on the table between them.
"I couldn't vouch for their reliability, though."
"I will attend to that," Tirisha said briskly. "Twenty ounces of gold for every
gladiator you can find me. Payable when they sign up."
Warriors and managers are invited to accompany Tirisha Dulake to Rodeki, or wherever
she may end up going. A note in the personals addressed to Scribe, or an email to
Livia@reality.com will do it.
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Keeper of the Runeblade
Fellow Lord Protectors,
First allow me to express my extreme pleasure at holding the Runeblade!
Yeeeeeeeesssss!!! This is a first for a warrior from any Flagg branded stable. This
makes all the ass whoopin's and the occasional (it's happened twice) unpleasant
resurrection all worthwhile. It's taken 12+ years to get here, enduring all the life
changing events in Flagg's life, but damn it was worth it! I don't really know what
the future holds for me, but I'll be here for at least a little while longer, so
let's see how long I can retain the Runeblade. If I should never hold it again, at
least I can say that I have held it once.
On a more serious note, I would like to petition the Commission to allow me to
go help our fellow Lord Protectors at the Gate, if they would allow it and if I am
needed. We should all take a moment to pause and remember these brave warriors and
thank them for the sacrifices they are making to once again keep us safe from all
sorts of nasties.
My challenges go out to warriors who I think I should be able to beat, perhaps
if I am here next turn it will go to the highest rated below me.
Doone
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Warriors of Darkholm!
Blades of Ice (12) were avoided by Criminal Element (18). It was a wasted
avoid, since the Blades guild didn't even fight this turn. Doone, our Keeper of the
Runeblade, was most challenged. BUUL THE BULL (2-4840) (38-39-1,216) of RESURRECTION
challenged DOONE (42-1183) (45-41-2,304) of FLAGG 16. BUUL THE BULL was devastated
by DOONE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight. You know, according to
their statistics the mismatch was not that bad, but Doone wrote a column and I'm sure
that helped to get him psyched up to win. Um, the fact that it was a lunger beating
a basher might have helped, as well.
Oh dear, there were no (zero) Tournament Victor challenges. One can only
suppose that Darkholm's many Tournament Victors suffered a fit of Andorian-style
"sportsmanship" and decided not to use their well-earned advantage.
There were also no (zero) kills. This is carrying sportsmanship quite a lot too
far, don't you think?
Poor Arsonist Art remains at the very bottom of the rankings. He is trying to
rise, though. ARSONIST ART (39-3325) (23-18-0,35) of CRIMINAL ELEMENT challenged
CONSTANCE (42-3875) (19-19-2,58) of FLAGG'S FIVE. ARSONIST ART lost to CONSTANCE in
a 2 minute Challenge duel. It was a likely challenge, but unfortunately it failed.
However, Art, if you will keep trying I am sure you will make it up out of the pits.
Our overall popularity leader is Speedi, same as last turn. WHIRLING WORD (48-
3815) (52-32-0,225) of 4-LETTER WORDS fought SPEEDI (58-3029) (92-78-3,194) of
SHAMROCKS. WHIRLING WORD defeated SPEEDI in an action packed 3 minute gory duel. I
guess that perhaps Speedi will hold that title until the next split. That's all
right. He's no Hansel but I've got to admit he's got some breath-taking moves.
This week's scum sympathy vote went to Life, who actually resisted the spell of
exhaustion. JOB (18-6129) (21-122-0,146) of SHEPHERDS challenged LIFE (3-4196) (35-
123-0,139) of GAMES LIBRARY. JOB was savagely defeated by LIFE in an action packed 9
minute Challenge melee.
And the "What were you thinking when you signed up to be a gladiator?" award
goes to Thunder, who perhaps showed up for his fight with a hangover or something.
MEN WORKING (38-4189) (24-40-1,35) of JUST BECAUSE fought THUNDER (10-1897) (16-17-
1,66) of THUNDERSTRIKERS. MEN WORKING demolished THUNDER in a 1 minute mismatched
match. Well, Thunder, I hope you picked up some skills at least.
This was a shortie but you know, I think I've covered everything but the advice.
The roads may be slippery out there so please equip your horses with cleated shoes
and don't ask them to go too fast or change directions too sharply.
When our next turn rolls around I too will be rolling (on the road), so I extend
my best and warmest wishes to you and your families now. May the new year bring you
health and happiness.
Desiree
KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DOONE 42-1183 46 41 2 315 FLAGG 16 (352) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SLAYER II 10-2125 39 24 1 302 THE MENTORS (408) KOLACT
-MAUI WAUI 40-3518 33 16 0 283 TACO GODS (1171) ZENSU
DIERDRE 69-9439 42 36 1 267 FIANADHA (945) CIMMERIAC
LARGE SPINNY GUY 23-4361 55 30 2 249 DIABLO TOO (1037) TI
-MANUS 63-1783 56 23 1 240 BAILE BEAG (1172) AMEN-TEI
SID VICIOUS 18-6054 34 24 2 240 THE DARK TEMPLE (978) TALCAMA
WHIRLING WORD 48-3815 53 32 0 238 4-LETTER WORDS (1063) CAER
CLEANER WRASSE 18-6495 61 58 2 237 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA
BODHISATVA 36-4027 40 25 0 228 THE TAO (923) JHANS
-DEORNE 7-2529 69 51 1 221 BLADES OF ICE (192) BONSUR
LADY STARDUST 21-4601 49 23 2 220 SPIDERS FROM MARS (950) SUNSET
COOLER 82-7277 29 15 1 219 STYROFOAM (1090) DWES EG
DR NUT 24-4254 45 27 2 217 DP CLONES (1045) ZORPUNT
-SALIEL 3-5485 58 46 1 216 ZODIAC KNIGHTS (958) OSKSI
TRANQUILITY 36-3765 50 39 3 213 THE TAO (923) JHANS
JACK BOY 82-2030 67 52 0 211 ON A WHIM (1014) DWES EG
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DUSKY JAWFISH 18-6978 39 37 1 208 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA
CHICK WITH A STICK 23-4365 42 43 1 206 DIABLO TOO (1037) TI
SUE E. SYDE 39-3240 38 30 1 206 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
BLACK WIDOW 37-1303 53 62 2 205 BEAST MASTERS (136) SIBIKHAS
RYGEL 18-7142 41 29 0 204 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
SCHYLER 6-4866 50 83 1 200 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
FACEMAN 38-4129 43 36 2 200 THE A TEAM (1044) CLIFFHOME
SPEEDI 58-3029 92 79 3 199 SHAMROCKS (424) DELARQ TOR
-RAZOX 7-2400 74 53 1 198 BLADES OF ICE (192) BONSUR
SPLURGE ON WAX LIP 18-6485 51 40 1 198 STREET PIZZA (114) TALCAMA
SHOCKING TOAD 7-310 49 63 1 198 NINJAS (1107) BONSUR
-STORM XCIX 82-14095 20 8 1 198 DEATH STUDS VIII (1086) DWES EG
MAHI MAHI 18-4899 86 60 1 196 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA
TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620 82 94 0 196 DELVERS (1000) RODEKI
OBSESSIVE 58-2447 42 35 1 196 ELEMENTS OF PSI (423) DELARQ TOR
OSCAR THE SLOUCH 82-1316 39 31 3 196 SESAME SPINE (1070) DWES EG
-JANAE 5-3867 52 42 3 195 BLADES OF CHAOS (961) KALTOS
MUCKER 42-3596 48 57 1 195 DELVERS (1000) RODEKI
GEO METRO 58-5740 62 63 2 194 COOL WHEELS (943) DELARQ TOR
DR DAZZLE 57-4485 45 27 0 193 PEPPER PRACTICE II (1069) ANDOR
SIR ENE 10-4360 42 27 3 193 SIR AGLIO (600) KOLACT
BUNNY WAILER 3-5356 34 22 0 192 EXODUS! (956) OSKSI
BRAHMA 97-731 29 30 4 192 ONE SURFING HINDU (1071) SHADOW GROVE
-ENDER 69-1066 26 23 4 192 XENOCIDE (725) CIMMERIAC
MISS HONEY 36-4850 61 55 0 191 SCARRY TEAM (824) JHANS
HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH 18-6977 41 34 0 191 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA
CHRISTIANITY 51-4965 40 34 0 191 GENOCIDE (1110) TRICORUS
BUUL THE BULL 2-4840 38 40 1 191 RESURRECTION (1143) NIANIA
-ZOLTAN 72-1483 19 7 1 190 LOST SWORDS (573) DRAGONHEAD
DARK GUMBY 7-4694 43 30 0 189 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
JANET RENO 42-3823 34 36 1 188 I'M SO SEXY (1072) RODEKI
LA KILLER 42-1333 28 45 5 188 FLAGG 16 (352) RODEKI
-RENAE 7-4304 56 40 3 187 BLADES OF ICE (192) BONSUR
DOC STEELE 18-6808 40 55 1 187 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA
BLINKY 18-2683 74 115 4 185 SHEPHERDS (432) TALCAMA
MR PIBB 24-4253 53 23 1 185 DP CLONES (1045) ZORPUNT
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SINISTER MIDGET 6-5113 38 43 5 184 LOOK OUT BELOW (1042) TRANSEL
THE WICKER KING 42-3904 24 18 0 183 FURNITURE BARN (1109) RODEKI
ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 32 14 0 182 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE
SLEEPLESS PARANOIA 82-2252 15 14 1 181 PARENTHOOD (1122) DWES EG
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MAJOR TOM 21-4598 42 34 1 180 SPIDERS FROM MARS (950) SUNSET
SILK 5-3342 30 37 2 180 WORTHLESS MANAGERS (820) KALTOS
ROB A. REE 39-3241 31 17 1 176 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
OH WELL 10-2205 29 25 4 174 THE MENTORS (408) KOLACT
TORNADO 6-2249 27 33 2 174 ACTS OF NATURE (415) TRANSEL
-KALIDOR 69-2314 21 23 0 173 HYBORIA (747) CIMMERIAC
IRON HEAD LEE 18-6563 13 3 0 172 THE GUARDIANS II (1155) TALCAMA
GREE CHAK 41-3859 39 28 2 170 KILLERS (1145) KATI-TEI
3-7-2-D-S 82-5727 34 31 0 169 FASCINATIN' RYTHYM (1152) DWES EG
DRUNK AND AT DENNY 82-2255 34 38 2 166 ROCK BOTTOM (1080) DWES EG
A NEW PONY! 82-1306 17 19 0 166 WHAT I ATE FOR XMAS (1114) DWES EG
-RAMZA 7-4340 53 33 2 165 BLADES OF ICE (192) BONSUR
HORRIBLE POSSESSION 6-4997 33 13 0 163 DARK PANTHEON (643) TRANSEL
EXCREMENTO 51-4968 39 36 1 162 GUANO GROUP (1065) TRICORUS
HOT 48-3858 41 42 2 160 OUTSIDE IS (1061) CAER
-HULA POPPER 37-2986 22 16 0 155 TACKLE BOX (788) SIBIKHAS
DOC STEELE 18-6010 51 102 6 153 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA
-TOWER 7-4461 37 19 1 153 BLADES OF ICE (192) BONSUR
LIFE 3-4196 36 123 0 151 GAMES LIBRARY (998) OSKSI
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BASS 5-3666 50 86 2 150 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
LUIGI 6-5142 28 34 2 150 SUPER BASH BROTHERS (1067) TRANSEL
-CHIEF STORMCLOUD 51-4306 27 11 1 148 RAINDANCE (1106) TRICORUS
-THRENODY 4-4557 33 32 1 146 BLADES OF MIST (959) JHELUM
THE HUNGER 21-4622 21 10 1 141 SPIDERS FROM MARS (950) SUNSET
JOB 18-6129 21 123 0 140 SHEPHERDS (432) TALCAMA
MIMIC BLENNY 18-7541 26 13 1 138 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA
MAGINOT MIKE 4-4509 52 56 1 135 DOGS OF WAR (999) JHELUM
RODEKI RAMBLER 42-1158 35 50 0 132 FLAGG 16 (352) RODEKI
IMALUZER 42-1251 26 42 2 131 FLAGG 16 (352) RODEKI
-QUID PRO QUO 10-4794 26 8 1 122 QUBIT (1140) KOLACT
HOCKEY 82-5719 17 18 0 120 CHEAP DENTISTRY (1098) DWES EG
HAIR LIP! 82-3261 14 6 1 120 PUNCHLINES (1115) DWES EG
THANOS 37-1406 25 32 2 118 NIGHT TRAIN (545) SIBIKHAS
TAPS 96-841 16 12 5 110 MUSIC TO KILL BY (1119) OLD VALAMANTIS
-HAGAR 3-3717 20 3 0 106 AESIR (301) OSKSI
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-PORK CHOP 9-3878 12 5 1 100 PIGS ON PARADE (1154) ZUKAL
PROFESSOR GRIM 10-2613 21 11 0 97 THE MENTORS (408) KOLACT
SLAYER 3 10-2530 26 12 1 95 THE MENTORS (408) KOLACT
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RAW SEX APPEAL 82-1331 11 4 0 90 WHY WE LOVE TUM (1164) DWES EG
TRUMP 24-4359 28 21 1 86 BAD HAND (1125) ZORPUNT
BRADEN 6-4867 49 84 0 78 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
ZOT ZIPZIG 6-5688 17 16 0 78 NIGHT TRAIN (1158) TRANSEL
-SUNGOD'S FOLLY 18-7199 19 10 3 75 SADISTS (1093) TALCAMA
UGLY 82-14501 8 9 0 75 4-LETTER DESCRIPTION (1167 DWES EG
WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 20 45 2 72 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
-REDEMPTION 4-4868 22 14 1 71 BLADES OF MIST (959) JHELUM
FROG SLAYER 21-4021 18 18 0 67 THE GUARDIANS (1156) SUNSET
THE MAN 3-6077 16 10 1 66 FAMOUS HITTERS (1079) OSKSI
-THUNDER BUG 37-3734 15 9 0 64 TACKLE BOX (788) SIBIKHAS
-TYR 3-5575 18 3 0 63 AESIR (301) OSKSI
MEN WORKING 38-4189 25 40 1 62 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CONSTANCE 42-3875 20 19 2 61 FLAGG'S FIVE (1108) RODEKI
-SUNGLASSES 73-3223 13 10 1 50 FOUND IN THE SAND (1177) ERINIKA
JOHN ASHCROFT 24-4355 18 12 2 49 DOH! (1147) ZORPUNT
B.A. TURRY 39-3383 14 13 1 46 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
HUGE TWIRLING MAN 24-4457 18 10 0 45 DIABLO ALSO (1163) ZORPUNT
SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435 19 11 3 43 INDULGENT DRINKS (1153) TROCAR
THUNDER 10-1897 16 18 1 40 THUNDERSTRIKERS (449) KOLACT
ARSONIST ART 39-3325 23 19 0 36 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Christianity -- Not me! I can't convert, I'm a golem and have no soul. Not a
chance. -- Mucker
Tranquility -- Odd, you don't ACT tranquil. -- Tolais Deepheart
Tornado -- Wow, you're a forceful woman! I'm impressed. -- Maginot Mike
Rob A. Ree -- (hissing with fury) I've been ROBBED! -- Life of Osksi
P.S. Just what I'd expect from an ELF.
2 December 2003
ZalCon2, ZalCon Reloaded
Where: Jhelum, DM 4
When: February 9th or 23rd, 2003 (TBA when Mail In date set)
How Long: 20 Turns
Restrictions: Zero FE at start of contest. Must announce warrior styles by second
arena fight to receive points. No prize modified warriors. No entry to July Face,
No TV Challenges. All prizes to be used exclusively on warriors from the contest
team only.
Awards:
First Initiate Duelmaster (FID): First warrior announced in the contest to
reach the throne.
Prize: Limited Damage Potion, increasing damage for 1 warrior by one rating to
max for ST/SZ.
Warrior MVP: Top warrior based on MVP points accrued in the contest.
Prize: Limited Damage Potion, Favorites Knowledge for any warrior on team, +1
to bonus in any skill area up to max for style for 1 warrior on team, 2
nights stay at Winter FTF Hotel.
Team MVP: Top Team based on MVP points accrued in contest by all the teams
warriors.
Prize: Limited Damage Potion, Favorites Knowledge, +1 to Bonus, 6 Months Free
Play, 20 Rollups.
Warrior MVP Top 11: Next 10 warriors on MVP list at the end of the contest.
Prize: +1 to Bonus
Style Master: Top warrior in each style based on Style Master points accrued in
the contest.
Prize: Favorites Knowledge of any warrior on team.
Iron Manager Award: Minimum 95 fights in contest by any team.
Prize: Choice of free entry for team to 2005 Winter Face or +1 to Bonus for one
warrior.
MVP Point System: +1 for Win, Fight, Kill, Recognition Leader (after Round 3), -1
Death, +2 Duelmaster, +2 each 3 Consecutive turns as DM, +1 Quality Win (any win over
opponent with 5 or more Rec), +1 for each 10 Rec points over 5 in win (+1 for 5-14
above, +2 for 15-24 above, +3 for 25-34 above).
Style Master Point System: +2 Style Master, +1 Win vs. Same Style Opponent, +1 Win
vs. Same Style Master, +1 for 3 Consecutive Turns as Style Master (rolling).
Please direct any question about rules or clarifications to me, Robert
Occhipinti, via Diplo to DM74, 1988 Dodgers or email to zalgor@hotmail.com. All
rules decisions made by me are final and binding within the confines of this contest.
8 December 2003
Greetings! I would like to invite everyone to Jhans (DM 36) for the first annual kLk
St. Valentine's Day Massacre (kill contest). We will start the contest off with the
ceremonial burning of the Andorian flag on turn 450. (Six turns away. Roughly mid-
February.) The contest will run for 10 turns. On turn 461, 3 separate victors will
be announced. Team with the most kills, warrior with the most kills, and alliance
with the most kills. Prizes will be awarded to the manager of the team with the most
kills and to the manager of the warrior with the most kills. The prizes will
probably be team roll-ups. The number of roll-ups has yet to be determined. The
contest is sponsored by Jhans' newest, (but by the time the contest starts) largest
alliance, the kLk (pronounced "klick"). -- Polarius, mgr. of Blitzkrieg DM 36
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BUUL THE BULL was devastated by DOONE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
BLINKY was demolished by DUSKY JAWFISH in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
LA KILLER was bested by OBSESSIVE in a popular 1 minute Challenge contest.
SUE E. SYDE savagely defeated GEO METRO in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge match.
ROB A. REE lost to SHOCKING TOAD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge fight.
TAPS was overpowered by MAGINOT MIKE in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
JOB was savagely defeated by LIFE in a action packed 9 minute Challenge melee.
ARSONIST ART lost to CONSTANCE in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
WHIRLING WORD defeated SPEEDI in a action packed 3 minute gory duel.
BRAHMA was overpowered by DIERDRE in a 1 minute uneven match.
CHRISTIANITY was savagely defeated by CHICK WITH A STICK in a exciting 5 minute fight.
SLAYER II bested BUNNY WAILER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute conflict.
DR DAZZLE was demolished by SID VICIOUS in a popular 1 minute bloody mismatched match.
MISS HONEY was handily defeated by CLEANER WRASSE in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
BODHISATVA devastated JANET RENO in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel.
MAHI MAHI was devastated by LARGE SPINNY GUY in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
LADY STARDUST defeated BLACK WIDOW in a exciting 2 minute brutal bout.
HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH was beaten by TRANQUILITY in a popular 1 minute match.
RYGEL handily defeated SILK in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
ETCHED IN STONE was overpowered by JACK BOY in a exciting 2 minute gory uneven fight.
MAJOR TOM slimly lost to TOLAIS DEEPHEART in a action packed 3 minute bloody duel.
SPLURGE ON WAX LIPS defeated THE WICKER KING in a 2 minute gory match.
OSCAR THE SLOUCH was overpowered by DR NUT in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
MR PIBB was vanquished by COOLER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
SCHYLER vanquished 3-7-2-D-S in a 1 minute uneven bout.
SIR ENE overcame TORNADO in a action packed 2 minute brutal bout.
FACEMAN handily defeated SHEWISH GIANT in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided duel.
DARK GUMBY vanquished A NEW PONY! in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
MUCKER overpowered DRUNK AND AT DENNYS in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
HORRIBLE POSSESSION overpowered HAIR LIP! in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
GREE CHAK was subdued by DOC STEELE in a action packed 1 minute contest.
HOT was overpowered by SLEEPLESS PARANOIA in a exciting 1 minute one-sided struggle.
SINISTER MIDGET devastated LUIGI in a popular 1 minute uneven bout.
EXCREMENTO was luckily beaten by SHEWISH GIANT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
OH WELL vanquished DOC STEELE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
IRON HEAD LEE overpowered RODEKI RAMBLER in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
IMALUZER lost to THE HUNGER in a 2 minute match.
MIMIC BLENNY overpowered HOCKEY in a 1 minute uneven battle.
THANOS was vanquished by BASS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided struggle.
ZOT ZIPZIG lost to TRUMP in a popular 1 minute conflict.
PROFESSOR GRIM devastated HUGE TWIRLING MAN in a 1 minute mismatched match.
UGLY handily defeated JOHN ASHCROFT in a exciting 1 minute one-sided conflict.
RAW SEX APPEAL overpowered WORK IN PROGRESS in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
SEX ON THE BEACH was viciously subdued by THE MAN in a popular 2 minute gruesome bout.
B.A. TURRY was overpowered by FROG SLAYER in a 1 minute uneven competition.
MEN WORKING demolished THUNDER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SLAYER 3 overpowered BRADEN in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided battle.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 32 WALL OF STEEL 92 - 71 - 0 56 |
|WALL OF STEEL 12 LUNGING ATTACK 169 - 132 - 2 56 |
|AIMED BLOW 11 PARRY-LUNGE 30 - 27 - 0 53 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 8 TOTAL PARRY 43 - 40 - 0 52 |
|BASHING ATTACK 7 SLASHING ATTACK 45 - 49 - 2 48 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 6 PARRY-STRIKE 14 - 16 - 0 47 |
|TOTAL PARRY 6 STRIKING ATTACK 25 - 29 - 1 46 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 4 AIMED BLOW 49 - 63 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 4 BASHING ATTACK 41 - 74 - 1 36 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 4 - 0 0 |
Turn 364 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
WALL OF STEEL 10 - 2 AIMED BLOW 4 - 7 6 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 18 - 14 STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 4 2 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 2 TOTAL PARRY 2 - 4 1 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 2 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 5 1 SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK DOONE 42-1183 46 41 2 315 FLAGG 16 (352)
WALL OF STEEL SLAYER II 10-2125 39 24 1 302 THE MENTORS (408)
AIMED BLOW LARGE SPINNY GUY 23-4361 55 30 2 249 DIABLO TOO (1037)
SLASHING ATTACK COOLER 82-7277 29 15 1 219 STYROFOAM (1090)
TOTAL PARRY DUSKY JAWFISH 18-6978 39 37 1 208 BIG MEAN FISH (292)
PARRY-STRIKE SHOCKING TOAD 7-310 49 63 1 198 NINJAS (1107)
STRIKING ATTACK MAHI MAHI 18-4899 86 60 1 196 BIG MEAN FISH (292)
PARRY-LUNGE GEO METRO 58-5740 62 63 2 194 COOL WHEELS (943)
BASHING ATTACK BUUL THE BULL 2-4840 38 40 1 191 RESURRECTION (1143)
PARRY-RIPOSTE TAPS 96-841 16 12 5 110 MUSIC TO KILL BY (1119)
The overall popularity leader is SPEEDI 58-3029. The most popular warrior this turn
was LIFE 3-4196. The ten other most popular fighters were MAJOR TOM 21-4598, CHICK
WITH A STICK 23-4365, CHRISTIANITY 51-4965, SPEEDI 58-3029, JACK BOY 82-2030, BLACK
WIDOW 37-1303, TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620, DR NUT 24-4254, SUE E. SYDE 39-3240, and
LADY STARDUST 21-4601.
The least popular fighter this week was THUNDER 10-1897. The other ten least popular
fighters were B.A. TURRY 39-3383, WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193, HUGE TWIRLING MAN
24-4457, HOCKEY 82-5719, DRUNK AND AT DENNYS 82-2255, SILK 5-3342, MAHI MAHI 18-4899,
BRAHMA 97-731, BRADEN 6-4867, and RAW SEX APPEAL 82-1331.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
NIANIA(2) 0 1 0 TI(23) 2 0 0 TRICORUS(51) 0 2 0
OSKSI(3) 2 1 0 ZORPUNT(24) 2 3 0 TROCAR(54) 0 1 0
JHELUM(4) 1 0 0 JHANS(36) 2 1 0 ANDOR(57) 0 1 0
KALTOS(5) 1 1 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 0 2 0 DELARQ TOR(58) 1 2 0
TRANSEL(6) 3 4 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 2 1 0 JURINE(61) 0 1 0
BONSUR(7) 2 0 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 1 3 0 CIMMERIAC(69) 1 0 0
KOLACT(10) 5 1 0 KATI-TEI(41) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 5 6 0
TALCAMA(18) 8 5 0 RODEKI(42) 4 5 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 0 1 0
SUNSET(21) 3 1 0 CAER(48) 1 1 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BUUL THE BULL 2-4840 38 40 1 191 RESURRECTION (1143) NIANIA
BUNNY WAILER 3-5356 34 22 0 192 EXODUS! (956) OSKSI
MAGINOT MIKE 4-4509 52 56 1 135 DOGS OF WAR (999) JHELUM
SILK 5-3342 30 37 2 180 WORTHLESS MANAGERS (820) KALTOS
SCHYLER 6-4866 50 83 1 200 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
SHOCKING TOAD 7-310 49 63 1 198 NINJAS (1107) BONSUR
SLAYER II 10-2125 39 24 1 302 THE MENTORS (408) KOLACT
SID VICIOUS 18-6054 34 24 2 240 THE DARK TEMPLE (978) TALCAMA
LADY STARDUST 21-4601 49 23 2 220 SPIDERS FROM MARS (950) SUNSET
LARGE SPINNY GUY 23-4361 55 30 2 249 DIABLO TOO (1037) TI
DR NUT 24-4254 45 27 2 217 DP CLONES (1045) ZORPUNT
BODHISATVA 36-4027 40 25 0 228 THE TAO (923) JHANS
BLACK WIDOW 37-1303 53 62 2 205 BEAST MASTERS (136) SIBIKHAS
FACEMAN 38-4129 43 36 2 200 THE A TEAM (1044) CLIFFHOME
SUE E. SYDE 39-3240 38 30 1 206 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
GREE CHAK 41-3859 39 28 2 170 KILLERS (1145) KATI-TEI
DOONE 42-1183 46 41 2 315 FLAGG 16 (352) RODEKI
WHIRLING WORD 48-3815 53 32 0 238 4-LETTER WORDS (1063) CAER
CHRISTIANITY 51-4965 40 34 0 191 GENOCIDE (1110) TRICORUS
SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435 19 11 3 43 INDULGENT DRINKS (1153) TROCAR
DR DAZZLE 57-4485 45 27 0 193 PEPPER PRACTICE II (1069) ANDOR
SPEEDI 58-3029 92 79 3 199 SHAMROCKS (424) DELARQ TOR
ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 32 14 0 182 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE
DIERDRE 69-9439 42 36 1 267 FIANADHA (945) CIMMERIAC
COOLER 82-7277 29 15 1 219 STYROFOAM (1090) DWES EG
TAPS 96-841 16 12 5 110 MUSIC TO KILL BY (1119) OLD VALAMANTIS
BRAHMA 97-731 29 30 4 192 ONE SURFING HINDU (1071) SHADOW GROVE