DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL

Date   : 12/27/2003    Duedate: 01/09/2004

DARKHOLM

DM-104    TURN-365

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1-DARK PANTHEON 6/643  1134  422  7 72.9      BIG MEAN FISH 18/292                  
  2 TACO GODS 40/1171      53   27  2 66.3      ONE SURFING HINDU 97/1071             
    BAILE BEAG 63/1172                          GUANO GROUP 51/1065                   
    DEATH STUDS VIII 82/1086                    FURNITURE BARN 42/1109                
    RAINDANCE 51/1106                           LOOK OUT BELOW 6/1042                 
  3 MYTH AND MIGHT 2/163  172  133  2 56.4   11 SHAMROCKS 58/424      156  164  3 48.8
    PIGS ON PARADE 9/1154                    12-BLADES OF ICE 7/192   330  350  2 48.5
    THE GUARDIANS II 18/1155                    BLADES OF CHAOS 5/961                 
    THE GUARDIANS 21/1156                       BLADES OF MIST 4/959                  
    GUARDIAN'S SLAVES 42/1157                   ZODIAC KNIGHTS 3/958                  
    WORTHLESS MANAGERS 5/820                 13-AESIR 3/301           213  227  2 48.4
  4 PUNCHLINES 82/1115   1424 1167 16 55.0      TACKLE BOX 37/788                     
    4-LETTER DESCRIPTION 82/1167                LOST SWORDS 72/573                    
    WHY WE LOVE TUM 82/1164                     XENOCIDE 69/725                       
    PARENTHOOD 82/1122                          HYBORIA 69/747                        
    4-LETTER WORDS 48/1063                   14 NIGHT TRAIN 6/1158     11   15  0 42.3
    STREET PIZZA 18/114                         NIGHT TRAIN 37/545                    
    WHAT I ATE FOR XMAS 82/1114              15 BEAST MASTERS 37/136  100  139  1 41.8
    SESAME SPINE 82/1070                        ELEMENTS OF PSI 58/423                
    CHEAP DENTISTRY 82/1098                     ACTS OF NATURE 6/415                  
    ROCK BOTTOM 82/1080                      16 CRIMINAL ELE 39/1074   28   41  1 40.6
    FASCINATIN' RYTHYM 82/1152                  INDULGENT DRINKS 54/1153              
  5 EXODUS! 3/956         463  390  3 54.3   17 NINJAS 7/1107          43   66  1 39.4
    THE TAO 36/923                              GENOCIDE 51/1110                      
    FIANADHA 69/945                             RESURRECTION 2/1143                   
    SPIDERS FROM MARS 21/950                    KILLERS 41/1145                       
    THE DARK TEMPLE 18/978                   18 MUSIC TO KIL 96/1119   38   61  0 38.4
  6 STYROFOAM 82/1090    1117  970  8 53.5   19 DELVERS 42/1000       200  341  1 37.0
  7 DOH! 24/1147         1483 1318  6 52.9      DOGS OF WAR 4/999                     
    CEMENTIA 61/1112                            GAMES LIBRARY 3/998                   
    WASTELAND 18/468                         20 JOHNS 5/927           756 1313 16 36.5
    PEPPER PRACTICE II 57/1069                  SCARRY TEAM 36/824                    
    DIABLO TOO 23/1037                          ARROGANCE 18/732                      
    WASTELAND II 7/500                          THE LADY'S LIST 6/917                 
    I'M SO SEXY 42/1072                         JUST BECAUSE 38/1151                  
    OUTSIDE IS 48/1061                       21 SHEPHERDS 18/432      439  821  8 34.8
    BAD HAND 24/1125                            SUPER BASH BROTHERS 6/1067            
    COOL WHEELS 58/943                          FAMOUS HITTERS 3/1079                 
    DP CLONES 24/1045                           FOUND IN THE SAND 73/1177             
    DIABLO ALSO 24/1163                      22-FLAGG 16 42/352        49  111  1 30.6
    SANDS OF TIME 38/1178                       FLAGG'S FIVE 42/1108                  
    MY DRUGS 98/1179                         23-4-LETTER STD 82/1175   13   32  0 28.9
  8 QUBIT 10/1140         531  473  2 52.9      DEAD SUPERIOR FORCES 7/1170           
    ON A WHIM 82/1014                           SUPERIOR FORCES 4I 65/1173            
    SIR AGLIO 10/600                            SUPERIOR FORCES 1208 82/1176          
  9 THE MENTORS 10/408     45   42  0 51.7      SUPERIOR FORCES 9N 82/1174            
 10 THE A TEAM 38/1044    605  596  6 50.4   24-THUNDERSTRIKE 10/449    0    2  0  0.0

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

          + ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ The Dark Federation #2 ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ +

Jhans:

     "That is a fight you cannot win, Princess Morra," Chancellor Ethylbyrr said.  He
leaned forward to emphasize his point, one hand on the report that had sparked the
discussion.  "It is better not to enter a battle you cannot win."
     "Darron wouldn't--"
     "Princess, your brother is no longer a boy, he is a young man now," the old man
said.  "He will not be pleased to receive...advice from his older sister, much less
commands.  Even without his new friends, he would be reluctant to--"
     "All right, you've made your point."  She looked away.  Looked out the window
across the city of Jhans, but she didn't really see it.  Didn't want to see it, if
the truth be told.  She was surprised to realize that what she really wanted to see
at this moment was her husband, Gryzash the Golden.  She had not felt strongly about
him one way or the other, theirs had been a marriage of political expediency.  But
Gryzash was--had been--a confident, decisive man.  One whose very presence would awe
these quarreling nobles of Jhans into obedience.  Unfortunately, Gryzash was dead.
Her thoughts shifted briefly to their son, Gorris.  She might have stayed in Jhans to
fight the treacherous 'advisors' of her brother, except...it was her first duty to
protect her son and defend HIS heritage.  Let Prince Darron worry about Jhans now.
It was time for her to leave him to it, for good or ill.
     "I must take Gorris to Sibikhas," she said finally.  "That is where my duty lies
now.  That city is his to rule, by rights, but it is easier to hold onto power than
to win it back after it's been lost.  Will you stay here and advise Darron?"
     Ethylbyrr laughed sadly and shook his head.  "The boy--the young man--wouldn't
have me," he said.  "His new friends won't want to share the influence, and...I am a
reminder of his youth.  Which he would prefer to forget as he strives to become a man
in his own eyes."
     "If you remain in Jhans without a royal post, your life won't be worth--"
     "It will be worth nothing at all," the old man said.  "I will be dead by the
time you clear the city's gates."
     She nodded.  There was no mercy in the Delarquan Federation for someone who fell
from power.  "Come with me to Sibikhas, then.  It would be a shame to waste your wit
and experience, old friend."
     The old man half rose from his seat across the table and bowed.  "I would be
honored to serve you in Sibikhas or elsewhere, Princess."  Seating himself again, he
said, "But you cannot simply decide to leave Jhans and then go.  You will need, at
the very least, bodyguards.  The Jhans Royal Guard you cannot take with you--they
belong here and will provide some protection from Darron, if he does not run
completely mad and dismiss them.  So you will need--"
     "Gladiators," she said firmly.  "Two or three, at least, as many as half a dozen
perhaps.  They are--"
     "They are crude men, for the most part," Ethylbyrr protested.
     "So?  They are less likely than any others to have political axes of their own
to grind.  I will have gladiators for bodyguards."  She grimaced.  "I will need
them."

This is a call for volunteers.  A personal, or an email to Livia@reality.com will do
it.

          + ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ The Tides of Magic #18 ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ +

Not Talahya:

     Carris Fallstar glanced around the interior quickly.  The light was red and
seemed dim, though it was hot.  Five free-standing hearths burned aromatic wood, or
maybe it would be better to say that aromatic woods smoldered on the hearths.  There
was more smoke than flame and light coming from them.  What little he could make out
seemed slightly blurred--three large lizard men and some anonymous pieces of
furniture.  It smelled strange, spicy, musty, cloying without being sweet, an acrid
undernote.  Reptilian, he supposed.  "I suppose those three are the leaders, chiefs
or captains or whatever--"
     "But they aren't reptiles," Moonjumper murmured, standing close behind him.  Not
that she would have been overheard, as Thristle was making a long statement in his
own language.  "At least, not what we'd call reptiles--they're warm-blooded."
     "Then why do they keep it so blasted hot?" Scarlatti growled in his other ear.
     "Must be what they're used to from their own world," Rogan suggested.  "And...
there are more than three of them and Thristle here.  I can sense several more at the
back of this space."
     "Can't see 'em," Carris said after a moment.  "The light's too dim, and all this
smoke...."  He sneezed.  "Not that I'm doubting you."  Before he could say more,
Thristle's introduction came to an end.
     One of the three lizard men they could see made a gesture.  Thristle stepped
aside, allowing the man to face the gladiators without obstruction.  "The young one
tells me that you are warriors in your own land," he said.  His voice was deep, his
words heavily accented, but clear enough.  "That you wish to return to your own
land."
     The tone of the last sentence made it a question.  "This is true," Carris said.
"It seems that our world is in some ways much like this one, but in others much
different.  And the biggest difference is that this is not...home."
     A sort of whistling sigh ran around the room, every lizard man sharing in it.
     "We understand this distinction," the leader said.  "We also feel it.  If you
will help us to regain our Home, our Great Triliske, which is primarily a matter of
fighting, then we will call upon the priests and power-workers of Great Triliske to
help you to your Home."
     "Seems like a fair deal," Scarlatti muttered quietly.
     "There is more to it than shows," Fizban whispered back.  "Else they would need
no help."
     Carris Fallstar nodded very slightly.  "I see that your men are all warriors,
and Thristle has told us that you are trained to it," he said, "and I wonder what
difference a few more could make."
     The lizard man's head dipped in acknowledgment.  "It is true that we are
fearsome in battle.  But we cannot fight until we have reached the battlefield, and
the way to it lies through a realm of such cold that we would be nearly helpless.  We
know this because we have made the attempt, and nearly half our number died in it.
We need those who can withstand the cold long enough to open the door for us."
     "Presumably after fighting our way TO the door," Carris murmured.  "And in
return for this, you will ask your wizards to open OUR door."
     "That is the bargain we offer you," the big lizard agreed.  "Of course, our
'wizards' cannot serve you until we have fought our way through to Great Triliske,
and your aid in that fighting may also be important, but..." the man spread his hands
in a curiously human gesture, "that is the best we can do--for you AND for
ourselves."
     "It's difficult to be sure with an unfamiliar life form," Rogan said after the
silence had stretched into a full minute, "but I think, if this man is holding
anything back, it is not a critical fact or..." the blind Aruaki hesitated and then
shrugged, "not something of critical importance.  I think he is truly offering the
best deal he can."
     There was no need to consult his companions formally.  Carris could feel that
the humans were in agreement.  Probably it was an aspect of their short lives that
they made up their minds so quickly.  The elf shrugged in his turn.  "We'll take your
deal," he said.  "When do we start?"

The Isle of the Eye, truly Talahya:

     "The Arcanum with respect to the Isle has stabilized for the moment," the wizard
Tanrith reported.  "But I don't know--"
     "I am not interested in what you don't know," Sheila Greywand snapped.  "Tell me
what you do know.  Where are the gladiators who were caught by wandering Gates during
the first flux?  Or don't you know that?"
     "I'm not certain, but indications are that they ended up somewhere in the
Thallian realm.  It is, after all, one of the other universes most closely tied to
ours."
     Sheila's brows snapped together in a truly formidable frown, one that emphasized
the orcish part of her heritage.  "It's HIM, isn't it?  That damned Dwarf is doing
this to me, and I won't stand for it!  I will take him DOWN."
     "Er...shouldn't we see about getting the displaced gladiators back, first?"
     "Nonsense.  A mere half dozen?  They're easily replaced," she snarled.
"Besides, I need to make an example.  After they way gladiators failed to retrieve
the Eyes--"
     "That was not their fault," the old wizard argued.  "Nothing lasts forever--that
is a fundamental law of the multiverse.  The Eyes have reached the end of their
span."
     Sheila fixed him with a hard stare that had a glint of...almost madness.  "I
could have extended them, IF they had been brought to me in time.  Get me the
coordinates for all the Gates that link Ghea with Thallia.  Do it NOW, old man."

      * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ *

                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 484): WISPER of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 370): MORADOR of RESURRECTION (Shocking Toad, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 489): MARY RETZLAFF of AMERICAN APPRAISAL (?, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 485): LYSISTRATA of DOGS OF WAR (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 484): FREDERICK DOUGLASS of I'M HISTORY (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 488): IVANMOE of SOUL STRIPPERS II (Saucy Jack, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 486): POPCORN MACHINE of WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 480): KEPLER of THE MOONDOGS (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 472): PROVIDENCE of SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (Manager, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 471): TSUNAMI of STORM WARNING (Abarsis, the Slaughter Priest)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 445): KATHLEEN of BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 436): NUTCRACKER of ALL FINESSE (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 189): ZOOLANDER of WITLESS WONDERS (Berylstar, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 422): DRAXUS BREMOORE of FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 371): DROGOI of DARK HORSEMEN (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 175): BIRAN of THE WHITE COMPANY (Silverstroke, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 163): LUCIA of ISLANDERS (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 320): BLACK WIDOW of SLAUGHTERHOUSE 5 (Soultaker, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 141): 2 PHAT of VERMIN (Sultan, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 364): DOONE of FLAGG 16 from RODEKI (Flagg, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 484): BLOOD AND IRON (Polarius, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 370): KNOT WHOLE (Sultan, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 489): SIMPLY DESSERTS (Sweet Tooth, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 485): DOGS OF WAR (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 484): I'M HISTORY (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 488): DARK PANTHEON (Doc Steele, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 486): WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 480): THE MENTORS (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 472): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 471): BOOK OF STINK (Kleptov Grenufelbitz, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 445): BLITZKRIEG (Polarius, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 436): EAGLES CLAW (Talon Volksie, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 189): CHEAP SHOTS (?, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 422): FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 371): DARK HORSEMEN (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 175): INDULGENT DRINKS (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 163): THE EXPLORERS (Kellog, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 320): none
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 141): EPOCHOLYPSE (Brewmaster, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 364): DARK PANTHEON (Doc Steele, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 370): MORADOR of RESURRECTION (Shocking Toad, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 489): GO FISH of GAMES LIBRARY (Nick, mgr.)
              (turn 488): THE MAN of FAMOUS HITTERS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 488): IVANMOE of SOUL STRIPPERS II (Saucy Jack, mgr.)
                (turn 487): GRIZZLY ADAMS of BATTLE BEASTS (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 486): POPCORN MACHINE of WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
                           SATOSHI KUNO of NINJAS (Shocking Toad, mgr.)
               (turn 485): ISHINOMORI of NINJAS (Shocking Toad, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 472): PROVIDENCE of SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (Manager, mgr.)
                (turn 471): PEOPLE'S ELBOW of UNTOUCHABLES (Angus, mgr.)
                            ACK VERT of PENTARCHIE-18 (The Pentalque, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 435): EAGLE'S NEST of EAGLES CLAW (Talon Volksie, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 175): BIRAN of THE WHITE COMPANY (Silverstroke, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 163): LUCIA of ISLANDERS (Nick, mgr.)
                          GHASTLY MIGRAINE of HANGOVERS (Crip, mgr.)

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Well, dears, Desiree has gone home for the holidays.  I do hope she has a lovely 
time.  Such a hard life she lives here, you know.  All that spying and being a femme 
fatale.  Not really NICE, you know, although I have been assured that "someone has to 
do it."  I'm sure I don't see why.  It quite coarsens the fiber, and leads to 
unladylike behavior.
     But enough of that, we don't want to make the poor girl a byword and a hissing.  
I'm sure you want to hear all about the social whirl here in Willow Beach this week.  
As always, it has been very BUSY here.  I note that Raindance has been AVOIDING 
Spiders from Mars.  Surely you have forgiven them the unfortunate incident of the 
spilled tea?  It was naturally distressing, but the gentleman of breeding does not 
hold a grudge, dear.
     Slayer II of The Mentors was QUITE the most popular man in town this week.  
Everyone wished make his acquaintance.  Take care, Slayer, dear, popularity can be 
overdone.  You would not wish to become too COMMON.

     These were the engagements of note today--
     WORK IN PROGRESS (38-4193) (20-45-2,72) of JUST BECAUSE chatted with B.A. TURRY 
(39-3383) (14-13-1,46) of CRIMINAL ELEMENT.  WORK IN PROGRESS was abashed by the 
comments of B.A. TURRY in a 1 minute one-sided conversation.
     BRADEN (6-4867) (49-84-0,78) of THE LADY'S LIST met with RAW SEX APPEAL (82-
1331) (11-4-0,90) of WHY WE LOVE TUM.  BRADEN savagely rejected the attentions of RAW 
SEX APPEAL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute harsh rebuke.
     MEN WORKING (38-4189) (25-40-1,62) of JUST BECAUSE encountered ARSONIST ART (39-
3325) (23-19-0,36) of CRIMINAL ELEMENT.  MEN WORKING was devastated by ARSONIST ART's 
coldness in a 3 minute one-sided meeting.
     ZOT ZIPZIG (6-5688) (17-16-0,78) of NIGHT TRAIN chatted with SEX ON THE BEACH 
(54-2435) (19-11-3,43) of INDULGENT DRINKS.  ZOT ZIPZIG overpowered SEX ON THE BEACH 
in a shameless 2 minute display.
     PROFESSOR GRIM (10-2613) (21-11-0,97) of THE MENTORS encountered PORK CHOP (9-
3878) (12-5-1,100) of PIGS ON PARADE.  PROFESSOR GRIM overpowered PORK CHOP in a 1 
minute one-sided snack.
     MIMIC BLENNY (18-7541) (26-13-1,138) of BIG MEAN FISH dallied with SLAYER 3 (10-
2530) (26-12-1,95) of THE MENTORS.  MIMIC BLENNY handily defeated SLAYER 3 in an 
exciting 1 minute one-sided debate.
     CHIEF STORMCLOUD (51-4306) (27-11-1,148) of RAINDANCE paused to chat with OLD 
SAILMAKER (104-7) (0-0-0,110) of the Willow Beach Old Salts Club.  CHIEF STORMCLOUD 
overpowered OLD SAILMAKER with astonishing tales of "the one that got away" in a 1 
minute one-sided liars' contest.
     OH WELL (10-2205) (29-25-4,174) of THE MENTORS exchanged smiles with BASS (5-
3666) (50-86-2,150) of JOHNS.  OH WELL was rejected by BASS in a tension packed 1 
minute meeting.
     DOC STEELE (18-6010) (51-102-6,153) of ARROGANCE spurned the hand of friendship 
offered by MAGINOT MIKE (4-4509) (52-56-1,135) of DOGS OF WAR.  DOC STEELE was 
overcome by MAGINOT MIKE in an action packed 1 love-fest.
     LIFE (3-4196) (36-123-0,151) of GAMES LIBRARY attempted to snub ROB A. REE (39-
3241) (31-17-1,176) of CRIMINAL ELEMENT.  LIFE was savagely defeated by ROB A. REE in 
an exciting 2 minute gruesome exchange of insults.  Shameful.  Provoked, but 
shameful.
     EXCREMENTO (51-4968) (39-36-1,162) of GUANO GROUP took tea with THE HUNGER (21-
4622) (21-10-1,141) of SPIDERS FROM MARS.  EXCREMENTO slimly lost the battle for the 
last bun to THE HUNGER in a popular 2 minute tussle.
     SPEEDI (58-3029) (92-79-3,199) of SHAMROCKS encountered TORNADO (6-2249) (27-33-
2,174) of ACTS OF NATURE.  SPEEDI was swept of his or her feet by TORNADO in an 
exciting 1 minute whirlwind.
     TOLAIS DEEPHEART (42-1620) (82-94-0,196) of DELVERS chatted with OBSESSIVE (58-
2447) (42-35-1,196) of ELEMENTS OF PSI.  TOLAIS DEEPHEART was handily defeated by 
OBSESSIVE in what turned out to be a heated 1 minute one-sided debate.
     SINISTER MIDGET (6-5113) (38-43-5,184) of LOOK OUT BELOW exchanged glances with 
IRON HEAD LEE (18-6563) (13-3-0,172) of THE GUARDIANS II.  SINISTER MIDGET was 
overpowered by IRON HEAD LEE's weighty mien in a 2 minute uneven view.
     FACEMAN (38-4129) (43-36-2,200) of THE A TEAM encountered MAJOR TOM (21-4598) 
(42-34-1,180) of SPIDERS FROM MARS.  FACEMAN was overwhelmed by MAJOR TOM in an 
exciting uneven 1 minute exchange of civilities.
     BRAHMA (97-731) (29-30-4,192) of ONE SURFING HINDU met with BEDLAM'S BARD (2-
4144) (28-21-2,157) of MYTH AND MIGHT.  BRAHMA easily soothed BEDLAM'S BARD in a 1 
minute mismatched philosophical competition.
     BLACK WIDOW (37-1303) (53-62-2,205) of BEAST MASTERS chatted with SUE E. SYDE 
(39-3240) (38-30-1,206) of CRIMINAL ELEMENT.  BLACK WIDOW's views on dating were 
demolished by SUE E. SYDE in an exciting 1 minute one-sided debate.
     MAHI MAHI (18-4899) (86-60-1,196) of BIG MEAN FISH happened upon DARK ORIGIN 
(42-2770) (26-16-0,192) of GUARDIAN'S SLAVES.  MAHI MAHI devastated DARK ORIGIN with 
a 1 minute one-sided account of his history.  Very fishy, I thought.
     DUSKY JAWFISH (18-6978) (39-37-1,208) of BIG MEAN FISH spoke carelessly to MISS 
HONEY (36-4850) (61-55-0,191) of SCARRY TEAM.  DUSKY JAWFISH was vanquished by MISS 
HONEY who proved in 1 minute that a soft answer turneth aside wrath.
     DOC STEELE (18-6808) (40-55-1,187) of ARROGANCE dallied with BUNNY WAILER (3-
5356) (34-22-0,192) of EXODUS!  Good heavens, there are two of him!  DOC STEELE was 
savagely spurned by BUNNY WAILER in a popular, if messy, 3 minute encounter.
     SID VICIOUS (18-6054) (34-24-2,240) of THE DARK TEMPLE spoke to HARLEQUIN 
TUSKFISH (18-6977) (41-34-0,191) of BIG MEAN FISH.  SID VICIOUS was devastated by 
HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH's extremely improper 1 minute reply.
     TRANQUILITY (36-3765) (50-39-3,213) of THE TAO exchanged bows with SIR ENE (10-
4360) (42-27-3,193) of SIR AGLIO.  TRANQUILITY easily out-calmed SIR ENE in an 
exciting 1 minute one-sided contest of cool.
     BODHISATVA (36-4027) (40-25-0,228) of THE TAO looked upon SCHYLER (6-4866) (50-
83-1,200) of THE LADY'S LIST.  BODHISATVA bestowed a blessing on SCHYLER in an 
exciting 1 minute one-sided benediction.  I had not realized that there were so many 
people of a religious persuasion here.  Remember, dears, that all religions are fine 
so long as one avoids extremes.  Extremes of anything are socially unacceptable.
     JACK BOY (82-2030) (67-52-0,211) of ON A WHIM encountered CLEANER WRASSE (18-
6495) (61-58-2,237) of BIG MEAN FISH.  JACK BOY was overpowered by CLEANER WRASSE in 
a 1 minute one-sided bath.
     DIERDRE (69-9439) (42-36-1,267) of FIANADHA smiled at THE WICKER KING (42-3904) 
(24-18-0,183) of FURNITURE BARN.  DIERDRE thoroughly subdued THE WICKER KING in an 
action packed 4 minute, ahem, grapple.

     LUIGI (6-5142) (28-34-2,150) of SUPER BASH BROTHERS sought to dance with TAPS 
(96-841) (16-12-5,110) of MUSIC TO KILL BY.  [Down 40]  LUIGI handily out-danced TAPS 
in an action packed 1 minute uneven minuette.
     GREE CHAK (41-3859) (39-27-2,170) of KILLERS made advances to THANOS (37-1406) 
(25-32-2,118) of NIGHT TRAIN.  [Down 52]  GREE CHAK overpowered THANOS in a popular 1 
minute mismatched....  Oh, dear, I can't say THAT.
     CHRISTIANITY (51-4965) (40-34-0,191) of GENOCIDE sought to convert MUCKER (42-
3596) (48-57-1,195) of DELVERS.  [Up 4]  CHRISTIANITY slimly won victory over 
MUCKER's innate golemic resistance in a 2 minute moral struggle.
     STORM XCIX (82-14095) (20-8-1,198) of DEATH STUDS VIII exchanged sonnets with 
SHOCKING TOAD (7-310) (49-63-1,198) of NINJAS.  [Straight across]  STORM XCIX 
overwhelmed SHOCKING TOAD in 1 minute with his exquisite poetry.
     BUUL THE BULL (2-4840) (38-40-1,191) of RESURRECTION flirted with LADY STARDUST 
(21-4601) (49-23-2,220) of SPIDERS FROM MARS.  [Up 29]  BUUL THE BULL was vanquished 
by LADY STARDUST in a 1 minute rebuff.

     The televised encounters:
     MANUS (63-1783) (56-23-1,240) of BAILE BEAG TV made bold advances to SLAYER II 
(10-2125) (39-24-1,302) of THE MENTORS.  [Up 62]  MANUS devastated SLAYER II in an 
action packed 1 minute of, ahem, grappling and so on.

     MAUI WAUI (40-3518) (33-16-0,283) of TACO GODS TV extended an invitation to 
COOLER (82-7277) (29-15-1,219) of STYROFOAM.  [Down 64]  MAUI WAUI overcame COOLER in 
a popular 1 minute which unfortunately displayed Cooler's lacks as a dancer.
     I believe this concludes your social column for the week, dears, and no doubt 
Desiree will be back next time.  Perhaps she'll use her real name, do you think?

                                        Emma Le Poste

KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MAUI WAUI 40-3518           34  16  0  296  TACO GODS (1171)           ZENSU

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DIERDRE 69-9439             43  36  1  274  FIANADHA (945)             CIMMERIAC
 MANUS 63-1783               57  23  1  259  BAILE BEAG (1172)          AMEN-TEI
 CLEANER WRASSE 18-6495      62  58  2  256  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
 BODHISATVA 36-4027          41  25  0  239  THE TAO (923)              JHANS
 TRANQUILITY 36-3765         51  39  3  232  THE TAO (923)              JHANS
 LADY STARDUST 21-4601       50  23  2  229  SPIDERS FROM MARS (950)    SUNSET
-DEORNE 7-2529               69  51  1  221  BLADES OF ICE (192)        BONSUR
 SUE E. SYDE 39-3240         39  30  1  219  CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074)    XOCHITHLAN
-SALIEL 3-5485               58  46  1  216  ZODIAC KNIGHTS (958)       OSKSI
 HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH 18-6977  42  34  0  212  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MAHI MAHI 18-4899           87  60  1  210  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
 STORM XCIX 82-14095         21   8  1  209  DEATH STUDS VIII (1086)    DWES EG
 MISS HONEY 36-4850          62  55  0  208  SCARRY TEAM (824)          JHANS
 OBSESSIVE 58-2447           43  35  1  207  ELEMENTS OF PSI (423)      DELARQ TOR
 SPEEDI 58-3029              93  79  3  206  SHAMROCKS (424)            DELARQ TOR
 MAJOR TOM 21-4598           43  34  1  205  SPIDERS FROM MARS (950)    SUNSET
 COOLER 82-7277              29  16  1  200  STYROFOAM (1090)           DWES EG
 CHRISTIANITY 51-4965        41  34  0  199  GENOCIDE (1110)            TRICORUS
 SLAYER II 10-2125           39  25  1  199  THE MENTORS (408)          KOLACT
 BUNNY WAILER 3-5356         35  22  0  199  EXODUS! (956)              OSKSI
-RAZOX 7-2400                74  53  1  198  BLADES OF ICE (192)        BONSUR
 BRAHMA 97-731               30  30  4  198  ONE SURFING HINDU (1071)   SHADOW GROVE
-JANAE 5-3867                52  42  3  195  BLADES OF CHAOS (961)      KALTOS
 SCHYLER 6-4866              50  84  1  194  THE LADY'S LIST (917)      TRANSEL
 MUCKER 42-3596              48  58  1  193  DELVERS (1000)             RODEKI
 BLACK WIDOW 37-1303         53  63  2  192  BEAST MASTERS (136)        SIBIKHAS
 SHOCKING TOAD 7-310         49  64  1  192  NINJAS (1107)              BONSUR
-ENDER 69-1066               26  23  4  192  XENOCIDE (725)             CIMMERIAC
 JACK BOY 82-2030            67  53  0  191  ON A WHIM (1014)           DWES EG
 BUUL THE BULL 2-4840        38  41  1  190  RESURRECTION (1143)        NIANIA
 DARK ORIGIN 42-2770         26  17  0  190  GUARDIAN'S SLAVES (1157)   RODEKI
-ZOLTAN 72-1483              19   7  1  190  LOST SWORDS (573)          DRAGONHEAD

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SIR ENE 10-4360             42  28  3  189  SIR AGLIO (600)            KOLACT
 IRON HEAD LEE 18-6563       14   3  0  189  THE GUARDIANS II (1155)    TALCAMA
 TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620    82  95  0  188  DELVERS (1000)             RODEKI
-RENAE 7-4304                56  40  3  187  BLADES OF ICE (192)        BONSUR
 DOC STEELE 18-6808          40  56  1  187  ARROGANCE (732)            TALCAMA
 DUSKY JAWFISH 18-6978       39  38  1  187  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
 SID VICIOUS 18-6054         34  25  2  187  THE DARK TEMPLE (978)      TALCAMA
 THE WICKER KING 42-3904     24  19  0  185  FURNITURE BARN (1109)      RODEKI
 FACEMAN 38-4129             43  37  2  182  THE A TEAM (1044)          CLIFFHOME

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-SILK 5-3342                 30  37  2  180  WORTHLESS MANAGERS (820)   KALTOS
 ROB A. REE 39-3241          32  17  1  178  CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074)    XOCHITHLAN
 TORNADO 6-2249              27  34  2  177  ACTS OF NATURE (415)       TRANSEL
-KALIDOR 69-2314             21  23  0  173  HYBORIA (747)              CIMMERIAC
 GREE CHAK 41-3859           40  27  2  172  KILLERS (1145)             KATI-TEI
 SINISTER MIDGET 6-5113      38  44  5  172  LOOK OUT BELOW (1042)      TRANSEL
 BASS 5-3666                 51  86  2  170  JOHNS (927)                KALTOS
-RAMZA 7-4340                53  33  2  165  BLADES OF ICE (192)        BONSUR
-HORRIBLE POSSESSION 6-4997  33  13  0  163  DARK PANTHEON (643)        TRANSEL
 THE HUNGER 21-4622          22  10  1  162  SPIDERS FROM MARS (950)    SUNSET
 OH WELL 10-2205             29  26  4  157  THE MENTORS (408)          KOLACT
 LIFE 3-4196                 36 124  0  156  GAMES LIBRARY (998)        OSKSI
 BEDLAM'S BARD 2-4144        28  22  2  156  MYTH AND MIGHT (163)       NIANIA
-HULA POPPER 37-2986         22  16  0  155  TACKLE BOX (788)           SIBIKHAS
-TOWER 7-4461                37  19  1  153  BLADES OF ICE (192)        BONSUR
 LUIGI 6-5142                29  34  2  153  SUPER BASH BROTHERS (1067) TRANSEL
 EXCREMENTO 51-4968          39  37  1  152  GUANO GROUP (1065)         TRICORUS

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MAGINOT MIKE 4-4509         53  56  1  150  DOGS OF WAR (999)          JHELUM
 CHIEF STORMCLOUD 51-4306    28  11  1  150  RAINDANCE (1106)           TRICORUS
-THRENODY 4-4557             33  32  1  146  BLADES OF MIST (959)       JHELUM
 MIMIC BLENNY 18-7541        27  13  1  145  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
 DOC STEELE 18-6010          51 103  6  139  ARROGANCE (732)            TALCAMA
 THANOS 37-1406              25  33  2  124  NIGHT TRAIN (545)          SIBIKHAS
-QUID PRO QUO 10-4794        26   8  1  122  QUBIT (1140)               KOLACT
 PROFESSOR GRIM 10-2613      22  11  0  114  THE MENTORS (408)          KOLACT
 TAPS 96-841                 16  13  5  110  MUSIC TO KILL BY (1119)    OLD VALAMANTIS
-HAGAR 3-3717                20   3  0  106  AESIR (301)                OSKSI

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SLAYER 3 10-2530            26  13  1  100  THE MENTORS (408)          KOLACT
 BRADEN 6-4867               50  84  0   96  THE LADY'S LIST (917)      TRANSEL
 PORK CHOP 9-3878            12   6  1   91  PIGS ON PARADE (1154)      ZUKAL

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ZOT ZIPZIG 6-5688           18  16  0   84  NIGHT TRAIN (1158)         TRANSEL
 RAW SEX APPEAL 82-1331      11   5  0   79  WHY WE LOVE TUM (1164)     DWES EG
-REDEMPTION 4-4868           22  14  1   71  BLADES OF MIST (959)       JHELUM
 B.A. TURRY 39-3383          15  13  1   70  CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074)    XOCHITHLAN
-FROG SLAYER 21-4021         18  18  0   67  THE GUARDIANS (1156)       SUNSET
-THUNDER BUG 37-3734         15   9  0   64  TACKLE BOX (788)           SIBIKHAS
-TYR 3-5575                  18   3  0   63  AESIR (301)                OSKSI
 ARSONIST ART 39-3325        24  19  0   60  CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074)    XOCHITHLAN
 WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193    20  46  2   50  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME
 MEN WORKING 38-4189         25  41  1   43  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME
 SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435    19  12  3   43  INDULGENT DRINKS (1153)    TROCAR
-THUNDER 10-1897             16  18  1   40  THUNDERSTRIKERS (449)      KOLACT

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Taps -- Well, you know, you have to do more than tap me.  It isn't enough. -- Maginot
Mike

Job of Talcama -- "Brilliant and masterful parry," bah!  Humbug.  As if!  And you're
unprincipled, too!  Breaking my dagger!  If I hadn't been TOUGH, as a perfectly
created golem MUST be, of course, I might have LOST before I could draw my backup!
You kept striking me in the arm with your stupid parries!  I hate that. -- Life of
Osksi

Major Tom -- You're a spider?  I would never have guessed.  It must be the Martian
thing. -- Tolais Deepheart

Drunk and at Dennys -- Is that why you fell down?  Not that I mind. -- Mucker

2 December 2003
ZalCon2, ZalCon Reloaded
Where:  Jhelum, DM 4
When:  February 9th or 23rd, 2003 (TBA when Mail In date set)
How Long:  20 Turns

Restrictions:  Zero FE at start of contest.  Must announce warrior styles by second
arena fight to receive points.  No prize modified warriors.  No entry to July Face,
No TV Challenges.  All prizes to be used exclusively on warriors from the contest
team only.

Awards:
     First Initiate Duelmaster (FID):  First warrior announced in the contest to
          reach the throne.
     Prize:  Limited Damage Potion, increasing damage for 1 warrior by one rating to
          max for ST/SZ.
     Warrior MVP:  Top warrior based on MVP points accrued in the contest.
     Prize:  Limited Damage Potion, Favorites Knowledge for any warrior on team, +1
          to bonus in any skill area up to max for style for 1 warrior on team, 2
          nights stay at Winter FTF Hotel.
     Team MVP:  Top Team based on MVP points accrued in contest by all the teams
          warriors.
     Prize:  Limited Damage Potion, Favorites Knowledge, +1 to Bonus, 6 Months Free
          Play, 20 Rollups.
     Warrior MVP Top 11:  Next 10 warriors on MVP list at the end of the contest.
     Prize:  +1 to Bonus
     Style Master:  Top warrior in each style based on Style Master points accrued in
          the contest.
     Prize:  Favorites Knowledge of any warrior on team.
     Iron Manager Award:  Minimum 95 fights in contest by any team.
     Prize:  Choice of free entry for team to 2005 Winter Face or +1 to Bonus for one
          warrior.

MVP Point System:  +1 for Win, Fight, Kill, Recognition Leader (after Round 3), -1
Death, +2 Duelmaster, +2 each 3 Consecutive turns as DM, +1 Quality Win (any win over
opponent with 5 or more Rec), +1 for each 10 Rec points over 5 in win (+1 for 5-14
above, +2 for 15-24 above, +3 for 25-34 above).
Style Master Point System:  +2 Style Master, +1 Win vs. Same Style Opponent, +1 Win
vs. Same Style Master, +1 for 3 Consecutive Turns as Style Master (rolling).

     Please direct any question about rules or clarifications to me, Robert
Occhipinti, via Diplo to DM74, 1988 Dodgers or email to zalgor@hotmail.com.  All
rules decisions made by me are final and binding within the confines of this contest.

8 December 2003
Greetings!  I would like to invite everyone to Jhans (DM 36) for the first annual kLk
St. Valentine's Day Massacre (kill contest).  We will start the contest off with the
ceremonial burning of the Andorian flag on turn 450.  (Six turns away.  Roughly mid-
February.)  The contest will run for 10 turns.  On turn 461, 3 separate victors will
be announced.  Team with the most kills, warrior with the most kills, and alliance
with the most kills.  Prizes will be awarded to the manager of the team with the most
kills and to the manager of the warrior with the most kills.  The prizes will
probably be team roll-ups.  The number of roll-ups has yet to be determined.  The
contest is sponsored by Jhans' newest, (but by the time the contest starts) largest
alliance, the kLk (pronounced "klick"). -- Polarius, mgr. of Blitzkrieg DM 36

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MANUS devastated SLAYER II in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
MAUI WAUI overcame COOLER in a popular 1 minute Challenge Title match.
BUUL THE BULL was vanquished by LADY STARDUST in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
STORM XCIX overpowered SHOCKING TOAD in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
CHRISTIANITY slimly won victory over MUCKER in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
GREE CHAK overpowered THANOS in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
LUIGI handily defeated TAPS in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
DIERDRE viciously subdued THE WICKER KING in a action packed 4 minute gruesome fight.
JACK BOY was overpowered by CLEANER WRASSE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BODHISATVA overpowered SCHYLER in a exciting 1 minute bloody one-sided fight.
TRANQUILITY handily defeated SIR ENE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
SID VICIOUS was devastated by HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
DOC STEELE was savagely defeated by BUNNY WAILER in a popular 3 minute bloody duel.
DUSKY JAWFISH was vanquished by MISS HONEY in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
MAHI MAHI devastated DARK ORIGIN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BLACK WIDOW was demolished by SUE E. SYDE in a exciting 1 minute gory one-sided bout.
BRAHMA handily defeated BEDLAM'S BARD in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
FACEMAN was overpowered by MAJOR TOM in a exciting 1 minute uneven fight.
SINISTER MIDGET was overpowered by IRON HEAD LEE in a 2 minute uneven fray.
TOLAIS DEEPHEART was handily defeated by OBSESSIVE in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
SPEEDI overpowered TORNADO in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven fight.
EXCREMENTO slimly lost to THE HUNGER in a popular 2 minute fight.
LIFE was savagely defeated by ROB A. REE in a exciting 2 minute gruesome melee.
DOC STEELE was overcome by MAGINOT MIKE in a action packed 1 minute bout.
OH WELL was beaten by BASS in a action packed 1 minute competition.
CHIEF STORMCLOUD overpowered OLD SAILMAKER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MIMIC BLENNY handily defeated SLAYER 3 in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
PROFESSOR GRIM overpowered PORK CHOP in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ZOT ZIPZIG overpowered SEX ON THE BEACH in a 2 minute brutal uneven bout.
MEN WORKING was devastated by ARSONIST ART in a 3 minute one-sided duel.
BRADEN savagely defeated RAW SEX APPEAL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal match.
WORK IN PROGRESS was handily defeated by B.A. TURRY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  24         LUNGING ATTACK   170 - 126 -  2      57  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  8         WALL OF STEEL     88 -  66 -  0      57  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    7         TOTAL PARRY       40 -  37 -  0      52  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      5         PARRY-LUNGE       28 -  29 -  0      49  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         STRIKING ATTACK   25 -  28 -  1      47  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         SLASHING ATTACK   44 -  50 -  1      47  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         PARRY-STRIKE      14 -  16 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         AIMED BLOW        45 -  59 -  0      43  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         BASHING ATTACK    36 -  69 -  0      34  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   6 -  0       0  |

Turn 365 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK    18 -  6     WALL OF STEEL      3 -  4         8  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  4     AIMED BLOW         1 -  2         1  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  2         1  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  5     
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   MAUI WAUI 40-3518          34  16  0  296 TACO GODS (1171)
SLASHING ATTACK  MANUS 63-1783              57  23  1  259 BAILE BEAG (1172)
STRIKING ATTACK  MAHI MAHI 18-4899          87  60  1  210 BIG MEAN FISH (292)
WALL OF STEEL    OBSESSIVE 58-2447          43  35  1  207 ELEMENTS OF PSI (423)
PARRY-STRIKE     BUNNY WAILER 3-5356        35  22  0  199 EXODUS! (956)
AIMED BLOW       BRAHMA 97-731              30  30  4  198 ONE SURFING HINDU (1071)
BASHING ATTACK   BUUL THE BULL 2-4840       38  41  1  190 RESURRECTION (1143)
PARRY-LUNGE      DARK ORIGIN 42-2770        26  17  0  190 GUARDIAN'S SLAVES (1157)
TOTAL PARRY      DUSKY JAWFISH 18-6978      39  38  1  187 BIG MEAN FISH (292)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    TAPS 96-841                16  13  5  110 MUSIC TO KILL BY (1119)

The overall popularity leader is SPEEDI 58-3029.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was ROB A. REE 39-3241.  The ten other most popular fighters were DIERDRE 69-9439, 
SPEEDI 58-3029, MUCKER 42-3596, BUNNY WAILER 3-5356, TRANQUILITY 36-3765, MEN WORKING 
38-4189, SUE E. SYDE 39-3240, TORNADO 6-2249, EXCREMENTO 51-4968, and THE HUNGER 
21-4622.

The least popular fighter this week was PORK CHOP 9-3878.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were BEDLAM'S BARD 2-4144, DUSKY JAWFISH 18-6978, SCHYLER 6-4866, 
WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193, RAW SEX APPEAL 82-1331, SLAYER 3 10-2530, OH WELL 10-2205, 
LIFE 3-4196, TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620, and FACEMAN 38-4129.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
NIANIA(2)            0  2 0  SUNSET(21)           3  0 0  TRICORUS(51)         2  1 0  
OSKSI(3)             1  1 0  JHANS(36)            3  0 0  TROCAR(54)           0  1 0  
JHELUM(4)            1  0 0  SIBIKHAS(37)         0  2 0  DELARQ TOR(58)       2  0 0  
KALTOS(5)            1  0 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  3 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         1  0 0  
TRANSEL(6)           3  3 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       4  0 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        1  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            0  1 0  ZENSU(40)            1  0 0  DWES EG(82)          1  3 0  
ZUKAL(9)             0  1 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  0 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   0  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           1  4 0  RODEKI(42)           0  4 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  0 0  
TALCAMA(18)          5  4 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BUUL THE BULL 2-4840        38  41  1  190  RESURRECTION (1143)        NIANIA
 BUNNY WAILER 3-5356         35  22  0  199  EXODUS! (956)              OSKSI
 MAGINOT MIKE 4-4509         53  56  1  150  DOGS OF WAR (999)          JHELUM
 BASS 5-3666                 51  86  2  170  JOHNS (927)                KALTOS
 SCHYLER 6-4866              50  84  1  194  THE LADY'S LIST (917)      TRANSEL
 SHOCKING TOAD 7-310         49  64  1  192  NINJAS (1107)              BONSUR
 PORK CHOP 9-3878            12   6  1   91  PIGS ON PARADE (1154)      ZUKAL
 SLAYER II 10-2125           39  25  1  199  THE MENTORS (408)          KOLACT
 CLEANER WRASSE 18-6495      62  58  2  256  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
 LADY STARDUST 21-4601       50  23  2  229  SPIDERS FROM MARS (950)    SUNSET
 BODHISATVA 36-4027          41  25  0  239  THE TAO (923)              JHANS
 BLACK WIDOW 37-1303         53  63  2  192  BEAST MASTERS (136)        SIBIKHAS
 FACEMAN 38-4129             43  37  2  182  THE A TEAM (1044)          CLIFFHOME
 SUE E. SYDE 39-3240         39  30  1  219  CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074)    XOCHITHLAN
 MAUI WAUI 40-3518           34  16  0  296  TACO GODS (1171)           ZENSU

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GREE CHAK 41-3859           40  27  2  172  KILLERS (1145)             KATI-TEI
 MUCKER 42-3596              48  58  1  193  DELVERS (1000)             RODEKI
 CHRISTIANITY 51-4965        41  34  0  199  GENOCIDE (1110)            TRICORUS
 SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435    19  12  3   43  INDULGENT DRINKS (1153)    TROCAR
 OBSESSIVE 58-2447           43  35  1  207  ELEMENTS OF PSI (423)      DELARQ TOR
 MANUS 63-1783               57  23  1  259  BAILE BEAG (1172)          AMEN-TEI
 DIERDRE 69-9439             43  36  1  274  FIANADHA (945)             CIMMERIAC
 STORM XCIX 82-14095         21   8  1  209  DEATH STUDS VIII (1086)    DWES EG
 TAPS 96-841                 16  13  5  110  MUSIC TO KILL BY (1119)    OLD VALAMANTIS
 BRAHMA 97-731               30  30  4  198  ONE SURFING HINDU (1071)   SHADOW GROVE