DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL

Date   : 01/24/2004    Duedate: 02/06/2004

DARKHOLM

DM-104    TURN-367

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 DARK PANTHEON 6/643  1135  423  7 72.8      SIR AGLIO 10/600                      
  2-TACO GODS 40/1171      56   28  2 66.7    9-THE MENTORS 10/408     46   45  0 50.5
    BAILE BEAG 63/1172                       10 THE A TEAM 38/1044    609  604  6 50.2
    DEATH STUDS VIII 82/1086                    BIG MEAN FISH 18/292                  
    RAINDANCE 51/1106                           ONE SURFING HINDU 97/1071             
  3-MYTH AND MIGHT 2/163  176  134  2 56.8      GUANO GROUP 51/1065                   
    PIGS ON PARADE 9/1154                       FURNITURE BARN 42/1109                
    THE GUARDIANS 21/1156                       LOOK OUT BELOW 6/1042                 
    THE GUARDIANS II 18/1155                 11 SHAMROCKS 58/424      158  164  3 49.1
    WORTHLESS MANAGERS 5/820                 12 BEAST MASTERS 37/136  104  141  1 42.4
    GUARDIAN'S SLAVES 42/1157                   ELEMENTS OF PSI 58/423                
  4 BELLYFLOP 82/1097    1434 1178 16 54.9      ACTS OF NATURE 6/415                  
    WHY WE LOVE TUM 82/1164                  13 CRIMINAL ELE 39/1074   32   47  1 40.5
    WHY I PLAY DM 82/1116                       INDULGENT DRINKS 54/1153              
    PARENTHOOD 82/1122                       14 NINJAS 7/1107          47   70  1 40.2
    WHAT I ATE FOR XMAS 82/1114                 RESURRECTION 2/1143                   
    4-LETTER WORDS 48/1063                      GENOCIDE 51/1110                      
    STREET PIZZA 18/114                         KILLERS 41/1145                       
    SESAME SPINE 82/1070                     15 NIGHT TRAIN 6/1158     12   18  0 40.0
    CHEAP DENTISTRY 82/1098                     NIGHT TRAIN 37/545                    
    PUNCHLINES 82/1115                       16 MUSIC TO KIL 96/1119   39   62  0 38.6
    4-LETTER DESCRIPTION 82/1167             17 DELVERS 42/1000       202  347  1 36.8
    ROCK BOTTOM 82/1080                         DOGS OF WAR 4/999                     
    FASCINATIN' RYTHYM 82/1152                  GAMES LIBRARY 3/998                   
  5 EXODUS! 3/956         471  398  3 54.2   18 JOHNS 5/927           759 1326 16 36.4
    SPIDERS FROM MARS 21/950                    SCARRY TEAM 36/824                    
    THE TAO 36/923                              ARROGANCE 18/732                      
    FIANADHA 69/945                             THE LADY'S LIST 6/917                 
    THE DARK TEMPLE 18/978                      JUST BECAUSE 38/1151                  
  6 STYROFOAM 82/1090    1119  970  8 53.6   19 SHEPHERDS 18/432      444  826  8 35.0
  7 CEMENTIA 61/1112     1499 1320  6 53.2      THIS LITTLE PRIGGY 25/1162            
    DP CLONES 24/1045                           SUPER BASH BROTHERS 6/1067            
    WASTELAND 18/468                            NEXT GENERATION 58/1075               
    PEPPER PRACTICE II 57/1069                  NEXT GENERATION 18/1150               
    DIABLO TOO 23/1037                          FOUND IN THE SAND 32/1034             
    WASTELAND II 7/500                          MIGHTY MORALS 51/1120                 
    COOL WHEELS 58/943                       20 FLAGG 16 42/352        52  114  1 31.3
    SANDS OF TIME 38/1178                       FLAGG'S FIVE 42/1108                  
    MY DRUGS 98/1179                         21 THUNDERSTRIKE 10/449    0    4  0  0.0
  8 QUBIT 10/1140         535  474  2 53.0   22 CENTER FOR O 18/1169    1    0  0  100
    ON A WHIM 82/1014                     

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Strong and Silent Warriors of Darkholm!

     I know you are strong because you are Delarquan Lord Protectors; I know you are
silent because there are NO PERSONAL ADS!  Just for future reference, ladies and
gents, I would really prefer that each of you write a few ads each turn.  It's better
for the Federation, better for the arena, better for the town, better for you.  Just
a gentle suggestion.  I'm not sending any leg-breakers yet.
     In addition to there being no personal ads, there was also no column from the
former Keeper of the Runeblade. There were just 39 fights this turn.  No TV
challenges.  Only ten regular challenges.  No deaths.  This isn't looking too good.
However, it's quite likely that things will pick up.  If not, then perhaps a
Delarquan regional arena was simply not meant to be.
     Big Mean Fish (ranked 10th) were most avoided by Flagg 16 (20th).  Rygel was
most challenged.  DOONE (42-1183) (51-43-5,191) of FLAGG 16 challenged RYGEL (18-
7142) (43-33-1,356) of WASTELAND.  DOONE devastated RYGEL in a popular 2 minute
bloody uneven Challenge brawl.  It's good that Flagg 16 are using all their tools,
and I wish Doone the best of fortune in reclaiming the title and the Runeblade.
     There were just 39 fights this turn.  No TV challenges.  Only ten regular
challenges.  No deaths.  No personal ads.  No column from Maui Waui.  This isn't
looking too good.  However, it's quite likely that things will pick up.
     This turn, our Keeper didn't show up and the Runeblade changed hands in a random
match.  LARGE SPINNY GUY (23-4361) (59-32-5,337) of DIABLO TOO fought MAJOR TOM (21-
4598) (44-34-1,220) of SPIDERS FROM MARS.  LARGE SPINNY GUY handily defeated MAJOR
TOM in a 1 minute mismatched Title bout.  I must say it's rather exciting to see an
aimed blow practitioner win the title.  Too bad he isn't actually allowed to use the
Runeblade in the arena; it would be fascinating to see him fight with it.
     Our overall crowd favorite is still Speedi.  HOCKEY (82-5719) (18-19-0,322) of
CHEAP DENTISTRY fought SPEEDI (58-3029) (94-79-3,214) of SHAMROCKS.  HOCKEY was
handily defeated by SPEEDI in a 1 minute one-sided contest.  It wasn't a very
interesting fight, but Speedi has won quite a following in the past few weeks and one
little boring fight couldn't dim his star very much.
     Ah... Numbered Won.  Everybody has bad days.  It's really unfortunate to have
one on fight day.  NUMBERED WON (18-7434) (18-20-0,77) of NEXT GENERATION fought
BOOKIE'S GUARD (104-5) (35-18-0,75) of ARENA STAND-INS.  NUMBERED WON was handily
defeated by BOOKIE'S GUARD in a 1 minute mismatched match.  Now, I know the Bookie's
Guard is actually a fairly difficult opponent for a newcomer to the Isle, but it's
still kind of embarrassing to lose to a stand-in.  Be patient, N.W.  You'll do
better.
     I'm not even going to mention who's in last place.  You know who you are.  Hang
in there and keep trying, it'll get better.
     This is going to be a pretty short report.  I do have some closing advice:
Anything worth doing is worth doing passionately.

                                     With warm regards, Desiree

KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LARGE SPINNY GUY 23-4361    60  32  5  355  DIABLO TOO (1037)          TI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-MAUI WAUI 40-3518           35  16  0  312  TACO GODS (1171)           ZENSU
 BODHISATVA 36-4027          43  25  0  272  THE TAO (923)              JHANS
-MANUS 63-1783               58  23  1  271  BAILE BEAG (1172)          AMEN-TEI
 KATE BUSH 18-1413           66  51  0  237  CENTER FOR OLDS (1169)     TALCAMA
 SPEEDI 58-3029              95  79  3  224  SHAMROCKS (424)            DELARQ TOR
 JACK BOY 82-2030            69  53  0  222  ON A WHIM (1014)           DWES EG
 COOLER 82-7277              31  16  1  222  STYROFOAM (1090)           DWES EG
-IRON HEAD LEE 18-6563       15   3  0  222  THE GUARDIANS II (1155)    TALCAMA
 BLACK WIDOW 37-1303         55  63  2  218  BEAST MASTERS (136)        SIBIKHAS
-NO SALARY CAP 82-6494       21   6  1  217  WHY I PLAY DM (1116)       DWES EG
-SLAYER II 10-2125           40  25  1  215  THE MENTORS (408)          KOLACT
 BUNNY WAILER 3-5356         37  22  0  215  EXODUS! (956)              OSKSI
 DOONE 42-1183               52  43  5  214  FLAGG 16 (352)             RODEKI
 OBSESSIVE 58-2447           44  36  1  212  ELEMENTS OF PSI (423)      DELARQ TOR

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MAHI MAHI 18-4899           88  61  1  208  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
 CHRISTIANITY 51-4965        42  35  0  205  GENOCIDE (1110)            TRICORUS
 GEO METRO 58-5740           66  67  3  204  COOL WHEELS (943)          DELARQ TOR
 TRANQUILITY 36-3765         52  40  3  204  THE TAO (923)              JHANS

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SUE E. SYDE 39-3240         40  31  1  203  CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074)    XOCHITHLAN
 ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112     34  19  1  202  CEMENTIA (1112)            JURINE
-STORM XCIX 82-14095         21   9  1  201  DEATH STUDS VIII (1086)    DWES EG
 WHIRLING WORD 48-3815       55  37  1  200  4-LETTER WORDS (1063)      CAER
 MAJOR TOM 21-4598           44  35  1  200  SPIDERS FROM MARS (950)    SUNSET
 MUCKER 42-3596              49  59  1  198  DELVERS (1000)             RODEKI
 MISS HONEY 36-4850          62  57  0  197  SCARRY TEAM (824)          JHANS
-SILK 5-3342                 31  37  2  197  WORTHLESS MANAGERS (820)   KALTOS
 LADY STARDUST 21-4601       51  24  2  196  SPIDERS FROM MARS (950)    SUNSET
 CLEANER WRASSE 18-6495      63  59  2  195  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
 ROB A. REE 39-3241          33  18  1  195  CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074)    XOCHITHLAN
 HOCKEY 82-5719              18  20  0  194  CHEAP DENTISTRY (1098)     DWES EG
 HAIR LIP! 82-3261           14   9  1  194  PUNCHLINES (1115)          DWES EG
 SHOCKING TOAD 7-310         50  65  1  192  NINJAS (1107)              BONSUR
 GREE CHAK 41-3859           42  27  2  192  KILLERS (1145)             KATI-TEI
 TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620    83  96  0  190  DELVERS (1000)             RODEKI
 DIERDRE 69-9439             43  38  1  190  FIANADHA (945)             CIMMERIAC
-DARK ORIGIN 42-2770         26  17  0  190  GUARDIAN'S SLAVES (1157)   RODEKI
 SLEEPLESS PARANOIA 82-2252  16  16  1  190  PARENTHOOD (1122)          DWES EG
 FACEMAN 38-4129             44  38  2  189  THE A TEAM (1044)          CLIFFHOME
-DAVID CARUSO 82-2269        19   9  1  189  BELLYFLOP (1097)           DWES EG
 SIR ENE 10-4360             43  29  3  188  SIR AGLIO (600)            KOLACT
 DOC STEELE 18-6808          40  58  1  188  ARROGANCE (732)            TALCAMA
 RYGEL 18-7142               43  34  1  187  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
-OSCAR THE SLOUCH 82-1316    39  33  3  186  SESAME SPINE (1070)        DWES EG
 DUSKY JAWFISH 18-6978       39  40  1  186  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
 LUIGI 6-5142                30  34  2  186  SUPER BASH BROTHERS (1067) TRANSEL
 A NEW PONY! 82-1306         20  24  0  182  WHAT I ATE FOR XMAS (1114) DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SCHYLER 6-4866              50  86  1  180  THE LADY'S LIST (917)      TRANSEL
 BUUL THE BULL 2-4840        38  43  1  180  RESURRECTION (1143)        NIANIA
 SILAS 18-6796               34  57  2  179  SHEPHERDS (432)            TALCAMA
 TORNADO 6-2249              28  35  2  179  ACTS OF NATURE (415)       TRANSEL
 HORRIBLE POSSESSION 6-4997  34  14  0  177  DARK PANTHEON (643)        TRANSEL
 DR NUT 24-4254              48  32  2  176  DP CLONES (1045)           ZORPUNT
 UGLY 82-14501                8  12  0  175  4-LETTER DESCRIPTION (1167 DWES EG
 BASS 5-3666                 52  87  2  174  JOHNS (927)                KALTOS
 SHINY PENNY 32-3789         30  60  2  169  FOUND IN THE SAND (1034)   ARVAT
 SID VICIOUS 18-6054         34  27  2  164  THE DARK TEMPLE (978)      TALCAMA
 HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH 18-6977  42  36  0  162  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
 THE HUNGER 21-4622          23  11  1  159  SPIDERS FROM MARS (950)    SUNSET
 SPLURGE ON WAX LIP 18-6485  54  45  3  156  STREET PIZZA (114)         TALCAMA
-OH WELL 10-2205             29  27  4  156  THE MENTORS (408)          KOLACT
 DARK GUMBY 7-4694           47  34  1  154  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
-CHIEF STORMCLOUD 51-4306    29  11  1  153  RAINDANCE (1106)           TRICORUS
-BEDLAM'S BARD 2-4144        28  23  2  153  MYTH AND MIGHT (163)       NIANIA
 LIFE 3-4196                 36 126  0  151  GAMES LIBRARY (998)        OSKSI

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MAGINOT MIKE 4-4509         53  58  1  144  DOGS OF WAR (999)          JHELUM
 MIMIC BLENNY 18-7541        28  14  1  141  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
 TAPS 96-841                 17  14  5  138  MUSIC TO KILL BY (1119)    OLD VALAMANTIS
 LINK 6-5144                 25  35  2  132  SUPER BASH BROTHERS (1067) TRANSEL
 QUID PRO QUO 10-4794        27   8  1  130  QUBIT (1140)               KOLACT
 ELI 18-7272                 20  25  3  128  SHEPHERDS (432)            TALCAMA
 THANOS 37-1406              25  35  2  127  NIGHT TRAIN (545)          SIBIKHAS
-PROFESSOR GRIM 10-2613      22  12  0  125  THE MENTORS (408)          KOLACT
 DOC STEELE 18-6010          51 105  6  118  ARROGANCE (732)            TALCAMA
-PORK CHOP 9-3878            13   6  1  111  PIGS ON PARADE (1154)      ZUKAL

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-SLAYER 3 10-2530            26  14  1   93  THE MENTORS (408)          KOLACT

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RAW SEX APPEAL 82-1331      13   5  0   92  WHY WE LOVE TUM (1164)     DWES EG

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DR DAZZLE 57-4485           51  30  2   88  PEPPER PRACTICE II (1069)  ANDOR
-FROG SLAYER 21-4021         19  18  0   88  THE GUARDIANS (1156)       SUNSET
 BRADEN 6-4867               51  85  0   85  THE LADY'S LIST (917)      TRANSEL
 SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435    21  12  3   81  INDULGENT DRINKS (1153)    TROCAR
 WENT TO MARKET 25-4288      17  16  2   77  THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162)  LYRATILAN
 NUMBERED WON 18-7434        18  21  0   71  NEXT GENERATION (1150)     TALCAMA
 ZOT ZIPZIG 6-5688           19  17  0   69  NIGHT TRAIN (1158)         TRANSEL
 CHICK WITH A STICK 23-4365  48  47  2   67  DIABLO TOO (1037)          TI
 MR PIBB 24-4253             60  26  3   59  DP CLONES (1045)           ZORPUNT
 LUC STARWALKER 58-6100      27  32  0   59  NEXT GENERATION (1075)     DELARQ TOR
 B.A. TURRY 39-3383          15  15  1   58  CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074)    XOCHITHLAN
 MEN WORKING 38-4189         26  42  1   56  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME
 WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193    20  48  2   49  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME
 PATIENCE 51-4949            19  30  1   46  MIGHTY MORALS (1120)       TRICORUS
 ARSONIST ART 39-3325        24  21  0   44  CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074)    XOCHITHLAN
 THUNDER 10-1897             16  20  1   36  THUNDERSTRIKERS (449)      KOLACT

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Cleaner Wrasse -- I figured it was time to take YOU to the cleaners. -- Mucker
P.S.  Actually, I'm kinda surprised I won that.

Silk -- You may be worthless as a manager, I really couldn't speak on that topic.
But you're a whiz on wheels at fighting.  Ouch! -- Tolais Deepheart

A New Pony! -- You are OBVIOUSLY some kind of FREAK.  I have NOTHING to do with
freaks.  It is BENEATH a perfectly created being such as MYSELF. -- Life of Osksi

Mimic Blenny -- That breathing thing you've got is cool.  I didn't know such things
were possible.  Are there any that work the other way around, and let us land people
breathe in the water? -- Maginot Mike

10 January 2004
ZalCon2 Updates (1/9/04)

     The contest will be starting on the turn due February 23rd, 2004 and run for 20
turns.
     Only one team will be allowed for each manager in the contest, regardless of
whether additional teams are announced as contest entries.  No exceptions for any
reason.
     The Style Master points should read that there is +1 point for beating a member
of your own style even if the warrior is not registered for the contest.
     Rolling points for consecutive turns as Style Master means that your warrior
gets the extra point every turn after the first 3 that he continues to hold the
title.
     The points for Quality Wins should be clarified to read the winning warrior is
ranked below by the number of recognition points needed for each bonus point at the
start of the fight.  For example, Warrior A (3-2-0, 17) beats Warrior B (4-1-0, 35)
and receives 2 bonus points under Quality Win for the 18 point difference in the
ranking.
     I believe that is all the clarifications for the moment, please feel free to
email, diplo, call or write me with any other questions or concerns about the
contest.
          Robert Occhipinti aka Zalgor Prigg

10 January 2004
                *     *     *  Third Annual Turf War  *     *      *

     Come one and all to DM 47 (North Fork) for the Third Annual Turf War!  Rules of
the contest will be posted in Turn #208's newsletter (due date Feb. 23).  The contest
will begin on Turn #209 (due date March 22).
     So, get a team there and register!  To register, you must send me a donation of
one (1) rollup CERTIFICATE.  Then, declare your alliance and team in the North Fork
personals.  You may also declare a warrior as champion, and that warrior will earn
(or lose!) double points in the contest!
     Roll-up certs will be *ALL* awarded as prizes, in addition to:

*** Highest Scoring Alliance -- Gets to Rename DM 47 for 6 months!
*** Most returns from DA (Alliance) -- Rename DA monsters for 6 months!
*** Most listings as "Style Masters" (Alliance) -- Pick arena to host the April "05
    Grand Tournament!
*** Warrior with the most awards -- Arenamaster named after him for 6 months!
*** Alliance with the most awards -- Pick the slow arena for TW 4!
*** Team with most "Style Master" listings -- Discover favorites of one warrior on
    team!
*** Warrior with most "Style Master" listings -- Fights at my expense for 5 turns!
    (I'll transfer $7.50 to the manager's account)
*** Alliance with the most kills -- Rename the stand-ins for 6 months!
*** Highest scoring Warrior -- Fights at my expense for 5 turns.  (I'll transfer
    $7.50 to their manager's account.)

     The contest will run for 10 turns, with the winners announced on turn #220.  See
the Turn #208 North Fork newsletter for complete rules and scoring system!  Direct
"declarations" to:  A.D. in the personals, and prize pot entry donations to:
                      Jason Mazuch HSP H-2
                      P.O. Box 339 #924385
                      Sparta, GA  31087-0339
     By snail mail or diplo through RSI.
               Bloody Sands!
                    Asmo Dius, TCB

16 January 2004
                                    CHAOTIC WINDS
     Once, long ago, the four Winds of Time descended upon Alastari like a TEMPEST of
epic proportions, they slew everything within their all-encompassing reach.  They
left nothing.  In their wake lay smoldering ruins.
     In their haste they sped towards the center of this great land like a colossal
giant would step across an ocean.  The four storms picked up momentum on their way
towards each other.  A collision was eminent.
     The first storm wind, the oldest and wisest of the four was named APEXALUS.  The
second, FLAGGSTAFF, was the quickest and loudest entity ever created.  The third Wind
of Time was MATRIATIN, neither old or young, quick or slow, but fierce and feisty all
the same.  The forth wind, ASSAMITHIUS, the youngest yet most creative in its means
of destruction.
     When finally they merged at the center of ALASTARI, an incredible destructive
explosion occurred.  And when the smoke and debris cleared they were one.  CHAOS was
born.
     And Chaos spread across the diminished lands reeking havoc and doom with its
passing, and destroying allover again that which already lay in ruin.

F E A R    C H A O S    I N C.
M A T R I X

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ROB A. REE was bested by BUNNY WAILER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge fight.
BUUL THE BULL was vanquished by BLACK WIDOW in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
SUE E. SYDE savagely defeated SHOCKING TOAD in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
CHRISTIANITY bested MUCKER in a popular 3 minute brutal Challenge fight.
DOONE devastated RYGEL in a popular 2 minute bloody uneven Challenge brawl.
GREE CHAK overpowered UGLY in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
TAPS handily defeated DOC STEELE in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
B.A. TURRY was vanquished by BRADEN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
SEX ON THE BEACH defeated ZOT ZIPZIG in a action packed 1 minute Challenge match.
THUNDER was overpowered by RAW SEX APPEAL in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
HOCKEY was handily defeated by SPEEDI in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
SLEEPLESS PARANOIA was subdued by GEO METRO in a popular 1 minute brawl.
ETCHED IN STONE was viciously subdued by KATE BUSH in a popular 9 minute conflict.
WHIRLING WORD was defeated by BODHISATVA in a action packed 1 minute struggle.
LARGE SPINNY GUY handily defeated MAJOR TOM in a 1 minute mismatched Title bout.
DUSKY JAWFISH was bested by TRANQUILITY in a exciting 1 minute fight.
LADY STARDUST narrowly defeated DOC STEELE in a exciting 3 minute bout.
HAIR LIP! was narrowly defeated by OBSESSIVE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute fight.
HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH was devastated by LUIGI in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
JACK BOY overpowered HORRIBLE POSSESSION in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
CLEANER WRASSE overpowered SPLURGE ON WAX LIPS in a 1 minute uneven fray.
COOLER devastated DIERDRE in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
MISS HONEY was defeated by MAHI MAHI in a exciting 1 minute duel.
SCHYLER was defeated by SIR ENE in a popular 1 minute duel.
TORNADO was narrowly defeated by TOLAIS DEEPHEART in a action packed 4 minute match.
LIFE was savagely defeated by BASS in a action packed 3 minute gory duel.
FACEMAN handily defeated THE HUNGER in a action packed 1 minute mismatched bout.
DARK GUMBY defeated ELI in a action packed 1 minute fight.
SID VICIOUS was overcome by DR NUT in a exciting 1 minute fight.
A NEW PONY! subdued LINK in a popular 1 minute fight.
SILAS overpowered MAGINOT MIKE in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
MIMIC BLENNY was demolished by SHINY PENNY in a 1 minute uneven contest.
QUID PRO QUO luckily beat THANOS in a exciting 3 minute brutal struggle.
ARSONIST ART was devastated by CHICK WITH A STICK in a 2 minute gory uneven bout.
WORK IN PROGRESS was demolished by DR DAZZLE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
PATIENCE was demolished by MR PIBB in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
MEN WORKING was overpowered by WENT TO MARKET in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
NUMBERED WON was handily defeated by BOOKIE'S GUARD in a 1 minute mismatched match.
LUC STARWALKER viciously subdued DEBBY TONTE in a popular 2 minute brutal match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  26         WALL OF STEEL     85 -  58 -  0      59  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   11         LUNGING ATTACK   171 - 133 -  1      56  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  10         PARRY-STRIKE      15 -  16 -  0      48  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  7         SLASHING ATTACK   44 -  47 -  1      48  |
|AIMED BLOW                       6         TOTAL PARRY       33 -  36 -  0      48  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         STRIKING ATTACK   25 -  28 -  1      47  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         PARRY-LUNGE       24 -  29 -  0      45  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         AIMED BLOW        40 -  53 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         BASHING ATTACK    33 -  60 -  0      35  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   9 -  0      10  |

Turn 367 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL      8 -  3     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  3         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  3     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  4         3  SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         3 -  3                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  2                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     
LUNGING ATTACK    13 - 13     
BASHING ATTACK     5 -  5     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       LARGE SPINNY GUY 23-4361   60  32  5  355 DIABLO TOO (1037)
LUNGING ATTACK   BODHISATVA 36-4027         43  25  0  272 THE TAO (923)
PARRY-STRIKE     KATE BUSH 18-1413          66  51  0  237 CENTER FOR OLDS (1169)
WALL OF STEEL    JACK BOY 82-2030           69  53  0  222 ON A WHIM (1014)
SLASHING ATTACK  COOLER 82-7277             31  16  1  222 STYROFOAM (1090)
STRIKING ATTACK  MAHI MAHI 18-4899          88  61  1  208 BIG MEAN FISH (292)
PARRY-LUNGE      GEO METRO 58-5740          66  67  3  204 COOL WHEELS (943)
TOTAL PARRY      ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112    34  19  1  202 CEMENTIA (1112)
BASHING ATTACK   LUIGI 6-5142               30  34  2  186 SUPER BASH BROTHERS (1067)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    TAPS 96-841                17  14  5  138 MUSIC TO KILL BY (1119)

The overall popularity leader is SPEEDI 58-3029.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was KATE BUSH 18-1413.  The ten other most popular fighters were THANOS 37-1406, 
ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112, BASS 5-3666, TORNADO 6-2249, MUCKER 42-3596, TOLAIS 
DEEPHEART 42-1620, DOONE 42-1183, LADY STARDUST 21-4601, SUE E. SYDE 39-3240, and 
LARGE SPINNY GUY 23-4361.

The least popular fighter this week was NUMBERED WON 18-7434.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were MEN WORKING 38-4189, PATIENCE 51-4949, WORK IN PROGRESS 
38-4193, LINK 6-5144, THE HUNGER 21-4622, WHIRLING WORD 48-3815, HOCKEY 82-5719, BUUL 
THE BULL 2-4840, MIMIC BLENNY 18-7541, and MAGINOT MIKE 4-4509.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
NIANIA(2)            0  1 0  ZORPUNT(24)          2  0 0  CAER(48)             0  1 0  
OSKSI(3)             1  1 0  LYRATILAN(25)        1  0 0  TRICORUS(51)         1  1 0  
JHELUM(4)            0  1 0  ARVAT(32)            1  0 0  TROCAR(54)           1  0 0  
KALTOS(5)            1  0 0  JHANS(36)            2  1 0  ANDOR(57)            1  0 0  
TRANSEL(6)           2  5 0  SIBIKHAS(37)         1  1 0  DELARQ TOR(58)       4  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            1  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  2 0  JURINE(61)           0  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           2  1 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       1  3 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        0  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)          4 10 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  0 0  DWES EG(82)          4  4 0  
SUNSET(21)           1  2 0  RODEKI(42)           2  1 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   1  0 0  
TI(23)               2  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BUUL THE BULL 2-4840        38  43  1  180  RESURRECTION (1143)        NIANIA
 BUNNY WAILER 3-5356         37  22  0  215  EXODUS! (956)              OSKSI
 MAGINOT MIKE 4-4509         53  58  1  144  DOGS OF WAR (999)          JHELUM
 BASS 5-3666                 52  87  2  174  JOHNS (927)                KALTOS
 LUIGI 6-5142                30  34  2  186  SUPER BASH BROTHERS (1067) TRANSEL
 SHOCKING TOAD 7-310         50  65  1  192  NINJAS (1107)              BONSUR
 SIR ENE 10-4360             43  29  3  188  SIR AGLIO (600)            KOLACT
 KATE BUSH 18-1413           66  51  0  237  CENTER FOR OLDS (1169)     TALCAMA
 MAJOR TOM 21-4598           44  35  1  200  SPIDERS FROM MARS (950)    SUNSET
 LARGE SPINNY GUY 23-4361    60  32  5  355  DIABLO TOO (1037)          TI
 DR NUT 24-4254              48  32  2  176  DP CLONES (1045)           ZORPUNT
 WENT TO MARKET 25-4288      17  16  2   77  THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162)  LYRATILAN
 SHINY PENNY 32-3789         30  60  2  169  FOUND IN THE SAND (1034)   ARVAT
 BODHISATVA 36-4027          43  25  0  272  THE TAO (923)              JHANS
 BLACK WIDOW 37-1303         55  63  2  218  BEAST MASTERS (136)        SIBIKHAS

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FACEMAN 38-4129             44  38  2  189  THE A TEAM (1044)          CLIFFHOME
 SUE E. SYDE 39-3240         40  31  1  203  CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074)    XOCHITHLAN
 GREE CHAK 41-3859           42  27  2  192  KILLERS (1145)             KATI-TEI
 DOONE 42-1183               52  43  5  214  FLAGG 16 (352)             RODEKI
 WHIRLING WORD 48-3815       55  37  1  200  4-LETTER WORDS (1063)      CAER
 CHRISTIANITY 51-4965        42  35  0  205  GENOCIDE (1110)            TRICORUS
 SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435    21  12  3   81  INDULGENT DRINKS (1153)    TROCAR
 DR DAZZLE 57-4485           51  30  2   88  PEPPER PRACTICE II (1069)  ANDOR
 SPEEDI 58-3029              95  79  3  224  SHAMROCKS (424)            DELARQ TOR
 ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112     34  19  1  202  CEMENTIA (1112)            JURINE
 DIERDRE 69-9439             43  38  1  190  FIANADHA (945)             CIMMERIAC
 JACK BOY 82-2030            69  53  0  222  ON A WHIM (1014)           DWES EG
 TAPS 96-841                 17  14  5  138  MUSIC TO KILL BY (1119)    OLD VALAMANTIS