DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL
Date : 04/17/2004 Duedate: 04/30/2004
DARKHOLM
DM-104 TURN-373
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 BLACK PRIMER 82/1187 1137 423 7 72.9 9 SRETSAMLEUD 18/1183 10 10 1 50.0
2-TACO GODS 40/1171 64 28 2 69.6 SRETSAMLEUD 37/1134
BAILE BEAG 63/1172 10 SHAMROCKS 58/424 161 167 3 49.1
RAINDANCE 51/1106 11 INDULGENT DR 54/1153 48 61 1 44.0
DEATH STUDS VIII 82/1086 CRIMINAL ELEMENT 39/1074
3-MYTH AND MIGHT 2/163 187 135 2 58.1 12 KIDS GONE BAD 3/446 17 23 0 42.5
THE GUARDIANS 21/1156 13 BEAST MASTERS 37/136 112 155 1 41.9
PIGS ON PARADE 9/1154 ELEMENTS OF PSI 58/423
GUARDIAN'S SLAVES 42/1157 ACTS OF NATURE 6/415
THE GUARDIANS II 18/1155 KREWE OF DRUID 6/1186
4 BELLYFLOP 82/1097 1462 1202 16 54.9 14 SAND KINGS 69/1118 47 68 0 40.9
WHY I PLAY DM 82/1116 TERRAPIN STATION 10/616
PARENTHOOD 82/1122 MUSIC TO KILL BY 96/1119
WHY WE LOVE TUM 82/1164 15 NINJAS 7/1107 57 84 1 40.4
4-LETTER WORDS 48/1063 RESURRECTION 2/1143
STREET PIZZA 18/114 GENOCIDE 51/1110
MY WIFE'S COSMETICS 82/1038 KILLERS 41/1145
SESAME SPINE 82/1070 16 NIGHT TRAIN 37/545 16 27 0 37.2
WHAT I ATE FOR XMAS 82/1114 NIGHT TRAIN 6/1158
CHEAP DENTISTRY 82/1098 17 DELVERS 42/1000 212 361 1 37.0
LUST MUPPETS 32/1036 DOGS OF WAR 4/999
4-LETTER DESCRIPTION 82/1167 GAMES LIBRARY 3/998
PUNCHLINES 82/1115 18 JOHNS 5/927 773 1360 16 36.2
5 CEMENTIA 61/1112 1552 1337 6 53.7 SCARRY TEAM 36/824
MORE NEW TEAMS 2 5/1188 THE LADY'S LIST 6/917
DP CLONES 24/1045 ARROGANCE 18/732
PEPPER PRACTICE II 57/1069 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151
DIABLO TOO 23/1037 19 BIG BAD 7/1073 465 864 8 35.0
WASTELAND 18/468 SHEPHERDS 18/432
WASTELAND II 7/500 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY 25/1162
FLAT BROKE 82/1184 NEXT GENERATION 18/1150
COOL WHEELS 58/943 NEXT GENERATION 58/1075
6 STYROFOAM 82/1090 1121 974 8 53.5 SUPER BASH BROTHERS 6/1067
7 QUBIT 10/1140 545 482 2 53.1 FOUND IN THE SAND 32/1034
ON A WHIM 82/1014 MIGHTY MORALS 51/1120
SIR AGLIO 10/600 20-FLAGG 16 42/352 58 118 1 33.0
8 THE A TEAM 38/1044 630 619 6 50.4 FLAGG'S FIVE 42/1108
BIG MEAN FISH 18/292
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
+ ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ Out of the Past #6 ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ +
Delarquan Edition
Valamantis:
Ka D'Argo looked at his crew of "explorers" and shrugged. They were a motley
bunch, drawn from several teams, managers, and arenas, people he'd found passing
through Valamantis on their way from one place to another. Mostly from the arenas
where they were fighting--most of them were still in Basic--to some holiday spot for
a week's recreation. Most people assumed that gladiators always stayed home,
practicing relentlessly, but that was the way to dull your edge, not improve it. He
glanced at Arenamistress Sitalva, but she shook her head slightly. It was his show,
apparently.
He took a breath and began. "You see the towers of Old Valamantis, raised by
blood sorcery."
Everyone turned to look.
Smeds of The Black Company, Mordant, sniffed dismissively. "Second class
stonework," he declared. The Dwarf's gesture took in needle-thin towers webbed
together with bridges like dreams. "Not really stonework at all; that's built with
magic. Was built with magic in the beginning."
"Stupid," agreed Shamu (The Watchmen, Cliffhome). The two Dwarves nodded at
each other. "Unreliable. Not like good honest stones that stay up whether you're
paying attention to them or not."
Goblin (The Taken, Kaltos) frowned at the no-longer-ruined city. "You mean
somebody's got to pay attention to that all the time, or it falls down?" he asked in
a voice like gravel grinding together.
"Not EXACTLY," murmured Lavender Lance (Colour Guards, Illis). Quickly, before
the two Dwarves could protest, she added, "In principle, yes, quite possibly. But
nothing is EVER that simple. What I've heard--I'm no mage, but there's always talk
of magic on Illis, you understand--is that a spell can be put into a THING, like,
well...like the sound is in a bell, maybe. Or like the light is in a candle. Under
the right circumstances, it comes out without anybody having to think about it right
THEN, and it keeps on existing as long as the circumstances last. I suppose I'm
explaining that very BADLY, but--"
"But we follow it well enough," Sputter (Joka Masher, Dwes Eg, Lord Protector)
finished. "So there might be a THING that we could break and the towers would fall
down, hmm?"
"Bringing the towers down again might be a good thing," Ka D'Argos interjected,
"but it won't solve the problem here, even if we could find the right spell-holders
to destroy. That won't get rid of the people."
"Zombies," Groblin growled contemptuously.
"Not entirely," Sitalva said. "We haven't gone into the old city, but we've
watched it closely, and there are some people who don't appear to be undead."
"How can you tell?" Smeds demanded. "Just because somebody's not falling apart
doesn't mean he isn't a NEW zombie."
"There are live and potent Folstrom wizards in the old city," a new voice said.
The pleasant tenor seemed to come out of empty air but was quickly followed by a man
in a dark blue robe spangled with silver stars, his hair bound back from his youthful
face by a silver band. He bowed slightly. "Tensekai," he introduced himself, "known
here as the Silver Mage. Bringing down the towers without first destroying the
Folstrom would be futile, a waste of energy. And not easy, either, as the spells
that uphold the towers are well guarded. The important thing is that this situation,
unnatural and abominable as it is, gives us a chance to undo a great error out of the
past. We can destroy the Folstrom this time, rather than merely driving them off."
"Correct me if I'm wrong," Lavender Lance murmured, batting her eyelashes at the
mage, "but I HAVE read a little history. I thought the Folstrom weren't destroyed
because it wasn't possible? They were too strong for the Forces of Good to bring
them down completely."
Tensekai nodded unhappily. "That's true. But we've had three millennia to
study further. We have new arts and new allies to bring to the battle this time."
"And what might the Folstrom have learned in three thousand years?" Ka D'Argos
asked.
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 493): SMEDS of THE BLACK COMPANY (Darkfist, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 379): TOOFLESS of GLORY BOUND TROLLS (DeGotti, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 498): FANDRAL of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 494): CHASM OF IGNORANCE of UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (Neon Necromancer)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 493): SOUL CATCHER of THE TAKEN (Silver Stroke, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 497): MEDUSA of BATTLE BEASTS (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 495): HOOSIER DADDY of FLOWER CHILDREN (Ebenezer Frothingslosh)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 489): HOLY BULL of THOROUGHBREDS (DRF, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 481): DALLAS of SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (Manager, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 480): GLIMMOR of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 453): HALO 14 of BLIND HYPOCRISY (Jekyll, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 444): HARI CANE of JINDA-BAN (Zin, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 193): TAMMY FAYE of WITLESS WONDERS (Berylstar, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 431): YANKEE DAN of CLOWNING AROUND (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 379): APPLE of FRUITS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 180): MERGEN of THE BLACK COMPANY (Woelfe, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 168): MACAULIFFE of THE EXPLORERS (Kellog, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 329): AKLAR of MITHRAL HALO (Barnabas, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 145): 2 PHAT of VERMIN (Sultan, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 372): DOONE of FLAGG 16 from RODEKI (Flagg, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 493): HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Nick, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 379): GLORY BOUND TROLLS (DeGotti, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 498): THE NUKES (Fusion, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 494): PURPLE AND GOLD (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 493): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Nick, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 497): BATTLE BEASTS (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 495): FLOWER CHILDREN (Ebenezer Frothingslosh, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 489): THOROUGHBREDS (DRF, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 481): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 480): COSMIC FREAK OUT (Floyd, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 453): KAMIKAZI (?, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 444): JINDA-BAN (Zin, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 193): CHEAP SHOTS (?, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 431): none
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 379): DARK HORSEMEN (Nick, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 180): PLAGUES (Abarsis, the Slaughter Priest, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 168): COLOUR GUARDS (Captain Crayola, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 329): MITHRAL HALO (Barnabas, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 145): X-POSSE (Savant, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 372): TACO GODS, etc. (The Sentinel, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 3 OSKSI (turn 498): FANDRAL of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
(turn 497): WHIP SCORPION of SIMPLY DESSERTS (Sweet Tooth, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 494): CHASM OF IGNORANCE of UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (Neon Necromancer)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 492): SUX0R of MORE NEW TEAMS 2 (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 495): HOOSIER DADDY of FLOWER CHILDREN (Ebenezer Frothingslosh)
JERICO of MORGAN'S BOYS (A-Sop, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 488): BLING BLING of TERRAPIN STATION (Floyd, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 481): DALLAS of SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (Manager, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 480): GLIMMOR of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
(turn 479): KITTY CHOWDER of CARNAGE CANARIES (C. Canary, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 444): HARI CANE of JINDA-BAN (Zin, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 329): DAWNRACER of MITHRAL HALO (Barnabas, mgr.)
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Warriors of Darkholm!
Time is very short for writing my report this turn and for once it is not my
fault. So I will be quite brief.
No one was killed. I suppose we don't need to have someone killed every time.
I hope Doone did well in the tourney. Unfortunately due to travel difficulties
to and from that competition, he was not able to be here to defend his title. As the
highest ranked warrior who remained in town for the fights, Mahi Mahi found himself
in the title fight. SHOCKING TOAD (7-310) (52-68-1,193) of NINJAS challenged
devastatingly powerful striker MAHI MAHI (18-4899) (92-62-1,245) of BIG MEAN FISH.
Former top parry-striker SHOCKING TOAD was clobbered by MAHI MAHI in a 1 minute
Challenge Title brawl. Well done, MM!
There were two TV challenges this weekend. Geo Metro of Cool Wheels beat Jack
Boy of On a Whim in 2 minutes. Dr. Dazzle of Pepper Practice II beat Bass of Johns
in 1 minute.
The guild ranked second this turn (Raindance et al) was avoided 12 times, mostly
by Assur's warriors. The guild ranked 11th (Criminal Element et al) was avoided 8
times. And Assurnasirbanipal's guild, ranked 19th, was avoided 5 times. There were
a few other avoids.
WENT TO MARKET (25-4288) (20-18-2,88) of THIS LITTLE PRIGGY managed to get his
challenge though to our most sought-after warrior, BRADEN (6-4867) (54-87-0,95) of
THE LADY'S LIST. WENT TO MARKET vanquished BRADEN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge
fray.
Our overall popularity leader, Speedi, had to coast a bit on the crowd's
goodwill today. It wasn't one of his more exciting fights. SPEEDI (58-3029) (98-81-
3,197) of SHAMROCKS fought WHIRLING WORD (48-3815) (59-38-1,200) of 4-LETTER WORDS.
SPEEDI was overpowered by WHIRLING WORD in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
It wasn't a scum sympathy vote! Black Widow was this week's favorite warrior on
the strength of a thrilling battle in which she lost her shirt. RYGEL (18-7142) (44-
38-1,183) of WASTELAND fought BLACK WIDOW (37-1303) (57-66-2,184) of BEAST MASTERS.
RYGEL was savagely defeated by BLACK WIDOW in an exciting 4 minute gruesome melee.
Oh no, they did it again. Our least and second least popular warriors this turn
pulled another long yawner. ETCHED IN STONE (61-3112) (39-19-1,240) of CEMENTIA
fought A DIFFERENT GRAPE (82-1258) (38-26-1,190) of MY WIFE'S COSMETICS. ETCHED IN
STONE savagely defeated A DIFFERENT GRAPE in a tiresome 37 minute gory duel.
Men Working is having an unusually long wait at the bottom of the ranks. MW,
you're getting challenged because based on your record you look like you would be
easy to beat. Maybe you should take some control back and issue your own challenges,
if you are not already trying to do so. LUC STARWALKER (58-6100) (30-34-0,81) of
NEXT GENERATION challenged MEN WORKING (38-4189) (26-47-1,31) of JUST BECAUSE. LUC
STARWALKER vanquished MEN WORKING in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
That, my friends, is that. I hope the next fortnight is a prosperous interval
for you all.
Desiree
KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MAHI MAHI 18-4899 93 62 1 254 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-MAUI WAUI 40-3518 37 16 0 348 TACO GODS (1171) ZENSU
-MANUS 63-1783 60 23 1 295 BAILE BEAG (1172) AMEN-TEI
-DOONE 42-1183 57 43 5 281 FLAGG 16 (352) RODEKI
-IRON HEAD LEE 18-6563 18 3 0 261 THE GUARDIANS II (1155) TALCAMA
DR NUT 24-4254 53 33 2 246 DP CLONES (1045) ZORPUNT
ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 40 19 1 245 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE
LARGE SPINNY GUY 23-4361 65 33 5 231 DIABLO TOO (1037) TI
OBSESSIVE 58-2447 47 39 1 229 ELEMENTS OF PSI (423) DELARQ TOR
GEO METRO 58-5740 70 69 3 227 COOL WHEELS (943) DELARQ TOR
COOLER 82-7277 33 20 1 222 STYROFOAM (1090) DWES EG
WHIRLING WORD 48-3815 60 38 1 219 4-LETTER WORDS (1063) CAER
KILLER KARCH 69-5668 18 8 2 217 SAND KINGS (1118) CIMMERIAC
SUE E. SYDE 39-3240 43 34 1 215 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-STORM XCIX 82-14095 23 9 1 214 DEATH STUDS VIII (1086) DWES EG
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHRISTIANITY 51-4965 44 39 0 205 GENOCIDE (1110) TRICORUS
ZAGNUT 10-4745 36 9 4 204 TERRAPIN STATION (616) KOLACT
-DARK ORIGIN 42-2770 27 17 0 201 GUARDIAN'S SLAVES (1157) RODEKI
-SLEEPLESS PARANOIA 82-2252 20 17 1 200 PARENTHOOD (1122) DWES EG
-DAVID CARUSO 82-2269 20 9 1 200 BELLYFLOP (1097) DWES EG
FACEMAN 38-4129 48 40 2 199 THE A TEAM (1044) CLIFFHOME
SPLURGE ON WAX LIP 18-6485 58 47 3 197 STREET PIZZA (114) TALCAMA
MIMIC BLENNY 18-7541 32 16 1 197 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA
JACK BOY 82-2030 72 56 0 196 ON A WHIM (1014) DWES EG
CLEANER WRASSE 18-6495 66 62 2 196 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA
SIR ENE 10-4360 48 30 3 196 SIR AGLIO (600) KOLACT
SPEEDI 58-3029 98 82 3 195 SHAMROCKS (424) DELARQ TOR
BLACK WIDOW 37-1303 58 66 2 195 BEAST MASTERS (136) SIBIKHAS
MUCKER 42-3596 53 61 1 195 DELVERS (1000) RODEKI
ROLEX WATCH 32-3732 47 41 1 195 LUST MUPPETS (1036) ARVAT
SHOCKING TOAD 7-310 52 69 1 194 NINJAS (1107) BONSUR
DARK GUMBY 7-4694 52 35 1 193 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
GREE CHAK 41-3859 45 30 2 193 KILLERS (1145) KATI-TEI
CHICK WITH A STICK 23-4365 54 47 2 192 DIABLO TOO (1037) TI
DUSKY JAWFISH 18-6978 42 43 1 192 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA
-OSCAR THE SLOUCH 82-1316 40 33 3 190 SESAME SPINE (1070) DWES EG
A DIFFERENT GRAPE 82-1258 38 27 1 190 MY WIFE'S COSMETICS (1038) DWES EG
ROB A. REE 39-3241 34 23 1 187 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
TORNADO 6-2249 30 39 2 187 ACTS OF NATURE (415) TRANSEL
-UGLY 82-14501 10 15 0 182 4-LETTER DESCRIPTION (1167 DWES EG
RYGEL 18-7142 44 39 1 181 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
-HOCKEY 82-5719 20 22 0 181 CHEAP DENTISTRY (1098) DWES EG
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BUUL THE BULL 2-4840 41 46 1 180 RESURRECTION (1143) NIANIA
ANTAGONIST 3-2824 22 20 2 180 KIDS GONE BAD (446) OSKSI
-HAIR LIP! 82-3261 15 12 1 179 PUNCHLINES (1115) DWES EG
-BEDLAM'S BARD 2-4144 29 23 2 177 MYTH AND MIGHT (163) NIANIA
SCHYLER 6-4866 52 90 1 174 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
-CYCLOPS 7-4625 25 26 1 174 BIG BAD (1073) BONSUR
TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620 85 100 0 172 DELVERS (1000) RODEKI
MISS HONEY 36-4850 64 61 0 171 SCARRY TEAM (824) JHANS
MAGINOT MIKE 4-4509 55 62 1 171 DOGS OF WAR (999) JHELUM
-THE SCREAMING FANS 82-6495 12 5 1 171 WHY I PLAY DM (1116) DWES EG
HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH 18-6977 44 40 0 169 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA
DOC STEELE 18-6010 54 108 6 168 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA
SILAS 18-6796 37 60 2 167 SHEPHERDS (432) TALCAMA
QUID PRO QUO 10-4794 29 12 1 166 QUBIT (1140) KOLACT
TAPS 96-841 20 17 5 166 MUSIC TO KILL BY (1119) OLD VALAMANTIS
-CHIEF STORMCLOUD 51-4306 31 11 1 165 RAINDANCE (1106) TRICORUS
DR DAZZLE 57-4485 57 30 2 163 PEPPER PRACTICE II (1069) ANDOR
A NEW PONY! 82-1306 22 28 0 163 WHAT I ATE FOR XMAS (1114) DWES EG
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THANOS 37-1406 28 38 2 150 NIGHT TRAIN (545) SIBIKHAS
LINK 6-5144 26 40 2 150 SUPER BASH BROTHERS (1067) TRANSEL
BASS 5-3666 53 92 2 148 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
DOC STEELE 18-6808 42 62 1 146 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA
LIFE 3-4196 38 130 0 142 GAMES LIBRARY (998) OSKSI
-PORK CHOP 9-3878 14 7 1 142 PIGS ON PARADE (1154) ZUKAL
MR PIBB 24-4253 66 26 3 139 DP CLONES (1045) ZORPUNT
SHINY PENNY 32-3789 32 64 2 134 FOUND IN THE SAND (1034) ARVAT
BEAR 7-4628 26 38 1 131 BIG BAD (1073) BONSUR
MISS B HAVIN 3-3023 18 16 4 131 KIDS GONE BAD (446) OSKSI
LUIGI 6-5142 30 40 2 128 SUPER BASH BROTHERS (1067) TRANSEL
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-BORGUS BASHIMUS 58-6097 21 29 1 121 NEXT GENERATION (1075) DELARQ TOR
SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435 25 14 3 120 INDULGENT DRINKS (1153) TROCAR
PEGASUS 6-4161 24 27 1 113 KREWE OF DRUID (1186) TRANSEL
ELI 18-7272 21 30 3 113 SHEPHERDS (432) TALCAMA
NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317 23 9 1 105 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
-FROG SLAYER 21-4021 22 18 0 104 THE GUARDIANS (1156) SUNSET
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
WENT TO MARKET 25-4288 21 18 2 100 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162) LYRATILAN
ARSONIST ART 39-3325 29 22 0 96 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
MY1STADMWARRIOR 37-4668 23 8 1 95 SRETSAMLEUD (1134) SIBIKHAS
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-RAW SEX APPEAL 82-1331 14 7 0 90 WHY WE LOVE TUM (1164) DWES EG
LUC STARWALKER 58-6100 31 34 0 83 NEXT GENERATION (1075) DELARQ TOR
BRADEN 6-4867 54 88 0 82 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
SUX0R 5-4560 17 5 0 81 MORE NEW TEAMS 2 (1188) KALTOS
NUMBERED WON 18-7434 21 24 0 80 NEXT GENERATION (1150) TALCAMA
-STERLING 42-3950 20 15 3 80 FLAGG'S FIVE (1108) RODEKI
MINOR THREAT 3-3108 21 8 2 76 KIDS GONE BAD (446) OSKSI
PEON NECROMANCER 18-7856 20 15 4 73 SRETSAMLEUD (1183) TALCAMA
-PAUL 18-7804 20 13 0 73 SHEPHERDS (432) TALCAMA
PATIENCE 51-4949 20 31 1 70 MIGHTY MORALS (1120) TRICORUS
HE HATE ME 18-7820 19 17 2 69 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
STRAFE 82-11158 13 11 0 69 BLACK PRIMERS (1187) DWES EG
SUPER BUM 82-18411 17 10 0 67 FLAT BROKE (1184) DWES EG
-DELAPP 6-5686 19 14 0 64 NIGHT TRAIN (1158) TRANSEL
ASHANTI 6-5352 19 27 4 61 KREWE OF DRUID (1186) TRANSEL
ZOT ZIPZIG 6-5688 20 22 0 59 NIGHT TRAIN (1158) TRANSEL
WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 21 53 2 50 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
B.A. TURRY 39-3383 18 18 1 48 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
-PROBLEMATIC 42-3928 22 19 0 44 FLAGG'S FIVE (1108) RODEKI
MEN WORKING 38-4189 26 48 1 34 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Shocking Toad -- Bring it on! When my Bashers develop past Buul the Bull we'll see
what happens then.... I might even be able to beat him today, but I'm too lazy to
bother changing strategies--especially to try and beat another basher. The only time
I send in strategy sheets is to change training. -- Assur
Speedi -- THANK YOU! -- Cyclops
Muffin Man -- That's right, I run bashers--lots of them! Challenge me! -- Assur
Criminal Element/Indulgent Drinks (Bookie?) -- Ok, so you've seen Went To Market in
action twice. He's still looking for skills and would rather not bother hosting your
challenges. Plus, for a basher, he's not all that bad and might win more than lose
against you. -- Assur
Taps -- (bristling with indignation and bandages) How DARE you? It is not my
purpose in existence to pander to such as YOU with wins and skills! Begone! -- Life
of Osksi
Cooler -- Give it another month, and I'll be really glad to see you. -- Tolais
Deepheart
Quid Pro Quo -- That about covers it, I think. We probably BOTH looked a little,
well, you know, out there staggering with exhaustion and all. Whoosh. -- Mucker
Christianity -- Darn. -- Maginot Mike
Quid Pro Quo -- (with modest pride) Yeah, I do. I can be a real fortress when I
have to, also. -- Maginot Mike
Peon Necromancer did SO know it wasn't the real me, because I was in the, you know,
stands and I waved to him. -- Debby Tonte
Well, that's all right then. -- Desiree
18 March 2004
St. Valentine's Day Massacre Update
We are pleased to announce that the kLk sponsored St. Valentine's Day Massacre
kill contest in DM 36 is off to a great start. We are also pleased to announce that
in addition to the 10 team rollups we are also able to offer the renaming of a dark
arena warrior as a prize to the manager with the most kills. The contest is only 2
turns old and is still wide open. There are currently 5 managers tied with one kill
each. Anything can still happen so hurry up and get into the arena.
On a personal note, no other alliances have entered the arena in force to
challenge the kLk dominance. We were expecting The Firm to put up a fight for their
supposed home arena. But, they were a no show. Guess they proved what they are
really made of. *evil grin*
Perhaps another alliance would like to step in to give us a challenge. We are
throwing down the gauntlet. Perhaps the Chaos Inc. boys I keep hearing about would
like to step in and challenge the kLk for arena dominance. If you don't show up,
Chaos, don't feel bad. FAR better managers than you have been invited into Jhans but
have chosen to pass on the offer.
So if you consider yourself worthy to compete, like fierce competition, and
enjoy arenas where the personals are as fierce as the fighting, come visit JHANS DM
36. We're already planning our next contest, "Capture the Flag," and have a
storyline being actively worked on in the arena. Whatever you like about DM you can
find it in JHANS.
Bookie
mgr. of Suicidal Dreams
and Director Jhans Board of Tourism
kLk Alliance
27 March 2004
This notice is to inform the DM world that CHAOS INC. has added CHEETO to its
ranks. He joins APEX, FLAGG, MATRIX, ASSAMITE, and RUDE BUDDHA as the 6th member.
May your chaotic wings spread disaster and CHAOS for all your days! Welcome CHEETO!!
27 March 2004
Has anyone seen it in print that the "Goat" is leaving the "Cartel"? There were
some diplos to the effect of a special branch of the Cartel being formed, like secret
societies, governmental agencies and alliances certain agendas are developed. To
obtain the desired effect of any agenda only key personnel can be used. The "Goat"
is "Cartel" so until you see it with me announcing that I am not Cartel, remember,
"The Agenda of the Core is for you to fight for." I hope this stops the confusion.
-- Goat
8 April 2004
CLICK (KLK) -- Remember, you asked for it. Chaos is coming....
14 April 2004
CHAOS Inc. proudly announces our newest member, Silver Stroke. He becomes the
seventh brother of Chaos. We shall indeed be better for his joining.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
GEO METRO slimly won victory over JACK BOY in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
DR DAZZLE demolished BASS in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
SHOCKING TOAD was vanquished by MAHI MAHI in a 1 minute Challenge Title brawl.
SUE E. SYDE demolished DUSKY JAWFISH in a 3 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
ROB A. REE was overpowered by KILLER KARCH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
CHICK WITH A STICK handily defeated TOLAIS DEEPHEART in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
LINK lost to A NEW PONY! in a popular 2 minute gruesome Challenge duel.
LUIGI was vanquished by MR PIBB in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
MISS B HAVIN was overpowered by DOC STEELE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
SHINY PENNY demolished PEGASUS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
BEAR devastated MY1STADMWARRIOR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
SEX ON THE BEACH luckily beat ELI in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge conflict.
LUC STARWALKER vanquished MEN WORKING in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
WENT TO MARKET vanquished BRADEN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
MINOR THREAT was bested by NEOSPHINCTER in a popular 1 minute Challenge brawl.
ARSONIST ART overpowered HE HATE ME in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
PATIENCE overpowered WORK IN PROGRESS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
DARK GUMBY was handily defeated by OBSESSIVE in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
GREE CHAK was overpowered by COOLER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
DR NUT overpowered MUCKER in a action packed 1 minute uneven fray.
LARGE SPINNY GUY devastated CLEANER WRASSE in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
ETCHED IN STONE savagely defeated A DIFFERENT GRAPE in a tiresome 37 minute gory duel.
MIMIC BLENNY vanquished TAPS in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
RYGEL was savagely defeated by BLACK WIDOW in a exciting 4 minute gruesome melee.
SPLURGE ON WAX LIPS handily defeated MAGINOT MIKE in a 1 minute uneven bout.
ROLEX WATCH beat TORNADO in a action packed 1 minute competition.
SPEEDI was overpowered by WHIRLING WORD in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
FACEMAN vanquished SCHYLER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fray.
ZAGNUT demolished BUUL THE BULL in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
CHRISTIANITY beat QUID PRO QUO in a action packed 2 minute bout.
SIR ENE subdued ANTAGONIST in a action packed 1 minute contest.
DOC STEELE was overpowered by SILAS in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH demolished THANOS in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
MISS HONEY handily defeated LIFE in a exciting 1 minute bloody one-sided fight.
PEON NECROMANCER was luckily beaten by SUX0R in a popular 4 minute duel.
ZOT ZIPZIG was overpowered by NUMBERED WON in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ASHANTI was unbelievably bested by SUPER BUM in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match.
STRAFE vanquished B.A. TURRY in a exciting 1 minute gruesome one-sided match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 21 WALL OF STEEL 66 - 40 - 0 62 |
|WALL OF STEEL 12 LUNGING ATTACK 158 - 115 - 1 58 |
|BASHING ATTACK 11 SLASHING ATTACK 44 - 41 - 0 52 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 8 AIMED BLOW 35 - 34 - 0 51 |
|TOTAL PARRY 8 TOTAL PARRY 26 - 31 - 0 46 |
|AIMED BLOW 7 PARRY-LUNGE 12 - 18 - 0 40 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 PARRY-STRIKE 9 - 14 - 0 39 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 STRIKING ATTACK 16 - 26 - 0 38 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 BASHING ATTACK 33 - 58 - 0 36 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 15 - 0 25 |
Turn 373 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 6 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 8 - 13 4 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 3 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 3 2 SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 7 - 5 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 6 - 5 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 1 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
TOTAL PARRY 4 - 4 1 WALL OF STEEL
1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK MAHI MAHI 18-4899 93 62 1 254 BIG MEAN FISH (292)
LUNGING ATTACK DR NUT 24-4254 53 33 2 246 DP CLONES (1045)
TOTAL PARRY ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 40 19 1 245 CEMENTIA (1112)
AIMED BLOW LARGE SPINNY GUY 23-4361 65 33 5 231 DIABLO TOO (1037)
WALL OF STEEL OBSESSIVE 58-2447 47 39 1 229 ELEMENTS OF PSI (423)
PARRY-LUNGE GEO METRO 58-5740 70 69 3 227 COOL WHEELS (943)
SLASHING ATTACK COOLER 82-7277 33 20 1 222 STYROFOAM (1090)
PARRY-STRIKE SHOCKING TOAD 7-310 52 69 1 194 NINJAS (1107)
BASHING ATTACK BUUL THE BULL 2-4840 41 46 1 180 RESURRECTION (1143)
PARRY-RIPOSTE TAPS 96-841 20 17 5 166 MUSIC TO KILL BY (1119)
The overall popularity leader is SPEEDI 58-3029. The most popular warrior this turn
was BLACK WIDOW 37-1303. The ten other most popular fighters were RYGEL 18-7142,
PEON NECROMANCER 18-7856, ASHANTI 6-5352, GEO METRO 58-5740, A NEW PONY! 82-1306, ELI
18-7272, SUE E. SYDE 39-3240, DOC STEELE 18-6010, BEAR 7-4628, and SEX ON THE BEACH
54-2435.
The least popular fighter this week was ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112. The other ten least
popular fighters were A DIFFERENT GRAPE 82-1258, THANOS 37-1406, DOC STEELE 18-6808,
GREE CHAK 41-3859, WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193, MEN WORKING 38-4189, ZOT ZIPZIG 6-5688,
LIFE 3-4196, ANTAGONIST 3-2824, and BUUL THE BULL 2-4840.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
NIANIA(2) 0 1 0 ZORPUNT(24) 2 0 0 CAER(48) 1 0 0
OSKSI(3) 0 4 0 LYRATILAN(25) 1 0 0 TRICORUS(51) 2 0 0
JHELUM(4) 0 1 0 ARVAT(32) 2 0 0 TROCAR(54) 1 0 0
KALTOS(5) 1 1 0 JHANS(36) 1 0 0 ANDOR(57) 1 0 0
TRANSEL(6) 0 8 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 1 2 0 DELARQ TOR(58) 3 1 0
BONSUR(7) 1 2 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 2 0 JURINE(61) 1 0 0
KOLACT(10) 2 1 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 2 2 0 CIMMERIAC(69) 1 0 0
TALCAMA(18) 8 7 0 KATI-TEI(41) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 4 2 0
TI(23) 2 0 0 RODEKI(42) 0 2 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BUUL THE BULL 2-4840 41 46 1 180 RESURRECTION (1143) NIANIA
ANTAGONIST 3-2824 22 20 2 180 KIDS GONE BAD (446) OSKSI
MAGINOT MIKE 4-4509 55 62 1 171 DOGS OF WAR (999) JHELUM
BASS 5-3666 53 92 2 148 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
TORNADO 6-2249 30 39 2 187 ACTS OF NATURE (415) TRANSEL
SHOCKING TOAD 7-310 52 69 1 194 NINJAS (1107) BONSUR
ZAGNUT 10-4745 36 9 4 204 TERRAPIN STATION (616) KOLACT
MAHI MAHI 18-4899 93 62 1 254 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA
LARGE SPINNY GUY 23-4361 65 33 5 231 DIABLO TOO (1037) TI
DR NUT 24-4254 53 33 2 246 DP CLONES (1045) ZORPUNT
WENT TO MARKET 25-4288 21 18 2 100 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162) LYRATILAN
ROLEX WATCH 32-3732 47 41 1 195 LUST MUPPETS (1036) ARVAT
MISS HONEY 36-4850 64 61 0 171 SCARRY TEAM (824) JHANS
BLACK WIDOW 37-1303 58 66 2 195 BEAST MASTERS (136) SIBIKHAS
FACEMAN 38-4129 48 40 2 199 THE A TEAM (1044) CLIFFHOME
SUE E. SYDE 39-3240 43 34 1 215 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
GREE CHAK 41-3859 45 30 2 193 KILLERS (1145) KATI-TEI
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MUCKER 42-3596 53 61 1 195 DELVERS (1000) RODEKI
WHIRLING WORD 48-3815 60 38 1 219 4-LETTER WORDS (1063) CAER
CHRISTIANITY 51-4965 44 39 0 205 GENOCIDE (1110) TRICORUS
SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435 25 14 3 120 INDULGENT DRINKS (1153) TROCAR
DR DAZZLE 57-4485 57 30 2 163 PEPPER PRACTICE II (1069) ANDOR
OBSESSIVE 58-2447 47 39 1 229 ELEMENTS OF PSI (423) DELARQ TOR
ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 40 19 1 245 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE
KILLER KARCH 69-5668 18 8 2 217 SAND KINGS (1118) CIMMERIAC
COOLER 82-7277 33 20 1 222 STYROFOAM (1090) DWES EG
TAPS 96-841 20 17 5 166 MUSIC TO KILL BY (1119) OLD VALAMANTIS