DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL
Date : 05/29/2004 Duedate: 06/11/2004
DARKHOLM
DM-104 TURN-376
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 BLACK PRIMER 82/1187 1140 424 7 72.9 CRIMINAL ELEMENT 39/1074
LEGENDS OF STEELE 1/1047 11 SEA DOGS 18/328 33 44 2 42.9
2 PARENTHOOD 82/1122 1483 1209 16 55.1 THE CUTTHROATS 7/203
WHY WE LOVE TUM 82/1164 12 BEAST MASTERS 37/136 119 165 1 41.9
4-LETTER WORDS 48/1063 ELEMENTS OF PSI 58/423
STREET PIZZA 18/114 KREWE OF DRUID 6/1186
CHEAP DENTISTRY 82/1098 ACTS OF NATURE 6/415
MY WIFE'S COSMETICS 82/1038 BEAST MASTERS 18/1192
WHAT I ATE FOR XMAS 82/1114 13 KIDS GONE BAD 3/446 17 24 0 41.5
LUST MUPPETS 32/1036 14 SAND KINGS 69/1118 49 74 0 39.8
PUNCHLINES 82/1115 MUSIC TO KILL BY 96/1119
3 IT'S NEW! 6/1195 1576 1350 6 53.9 TERRAPIN STATION 10/616
MORE NEW TEAMS 2 5/1188 15 NINJAS 7/1107 60 91 1 39.7
NEGATIVE CASH FLOW 82/1197 KILLERS 41/1145
FLAT BROKE 82/1184 SCIENCE FICTION 6/1191
DP CLONES 24/1045 16 DELVERS 42/1000 219 366 1 37.4
CEMENTIA 61/1112 DOGS OF WAR 4/999
PEPPER PRACTICE II 57/1069 GAMES LIBRARY 3/998
DIABLO TOO 23/1037 17 JOHNS 5/927 784 1373 16 36.3
WASTELAND 18/468 SCARRY TEAM 36/824
WASTELAND II 7/500 THE LADY'S LIST 6/917
MY DRUGS 98/1179 ARROGANCE 18/732
4 STYROFOAM 82/1090 1122 976 8 53.5 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151
5 QUBIT 10/1140 550 486 2 53.1 18 BIG BAD 7/1073 477 882 8 35.1
ON A WHIM 82/1014 SHEPHERDS 18/432
SIR AGLIO 10/600 NEXT GENERATION 18/1150
6 THE A TEAM 38/1044 639 628 6 50.4 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY 25/1162
BIG MEAN FISH 18/292 NEXT GENERATION 58/1075
7 SRETSAMLEUD 18/1183 13 13 1 50.0 MIGHTY MORALS 51/1120
SRETSAMLEUD 37/1134 SUPER BASH BROTHERS 6/1067
8 SHAMROCKS 58/424 163 168 3 49.2 FOUND IN THE SAND 32/1034
9 BLADES OF ICE 7/192 341 357 2 48.9 19 NIGHT TRAIN 37/545 17 32 0 34.7
BLADES OF CHAOS 5/961 NIGHT TRAIN 6/1158
BLADES OF MIST 4/959 20 INDIFFERENCE 7/1194 1 0 0 100
ZODIAC KNIGHTS 3/958 21 MEGAWARRIORS 10/1198 0 1 0 0.0
10 INDULGENT DR 54/1153 55 67 1 45.1
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Warriors of Darkholm,
Whew! That Ketcham has issues! Mind you, not that I'm in favor of the sort of
touchy-feely men-weep-freely Federation that you hear them planning at university
cocktail parties. It makes me shudder.
As a matter of fact, though, did you know that the wild Rirorni ancestors of
whom we are so proud were a conspicuously weepy lot? Some of the less successful
tribes actually had traditional sob-songs that they sang after losing a battle. I
heard one once, performed by a folk music troupe. Gods! When mourning their fallen
comrades after a battle they would wail loudly and tear their hair. In the last
century it wasn't their real hair but loosely-attached false locks that they had put
in their hair for the purpose, sometimes complete with fake blood and skin at the
roots. I really prefer the strong, silent mourning of our modern Delarquans, if
mourning must be done at all.
Doone, thank you for your excellent column! You do understand, don't you, that
magical weapons aren't allowed in any arena? Especially nothing as conspicuous as
the Runeblade. You could have carried it on adventures, however...but not now that
you're in Primus.
If Doone is gone, who does have the Runeblade now? DR DAZZLE (574485)
(59302,214) of PEPPER PRACTICE II TV challenged SLEEPLESS PARANOIA (822252)
(22171,249) of PARENTHOOD. DR DAZZLE was demolished by SLEEPLESS PARANOIA in a 1
minute Challenge Title melee. Sleepless, take good care of that sword. And I look
forward to reading your column next turn.
In addition to the title fight and the turn's longest fight (which is detailed
later in my report), there was one other Tournament Victor fight: MUMPHY CHICK
(15487) (1310,79) of LEGENDS OF STEELE TV challenged B.A. TURRY (393383) (18201,51)
of CRIMINAL ELEMENT. MUMPHY CHICK won victory over B.A. TURRY in a crowd pleasing 4
minute Challenge brawl.
It wasn't her fault that she got an easy match...BLACK WIDOW (371303)
(59672,194) of BEAST MASTERS fought THANOS (371406) (29392,153) of NIGHT TRAIN.
BLACK WIDOW overcame THANOS in an action packed 1 minute match. The shirt did not
come off. I wonder, dear, whether someone has secretly been weakening the seams of
your shirts. That happened to me once when I was on a mission in the royal court
of...I'd better not say. Some silly young prince thought it was the height of
amusement to weaken my entire wardrobe in that way. I was forever losing my clothes;
once during a masquerade ball I was left with nothing but my shoes and silk
stockings, and my mask. That was the most drafty waltz I have ever experienced, but
I think I carried it off with style. You were wise to wear something brand-new into
the arena this time.
I'm fairly certain this was our longest fight this turn: A DIFFERENT GRAPE
(821258) (40281,216) of MY WIFE'S COSMETICS TV challenged ETCHED IN STONE (613112)
(41201,195) of CEMENTIA. A DIFFERENT GRAPE viciously subdued ETCHED IN STONE in a
613 minute Challenge fight. Ten and a quarter hours. You know, it's because of
fighters like these that a brawl can shut down your favorite tavern from happy hour
all the way through to closing time. I remember once in Skaithvarn I saw two feuding
colonels expressing their mutual dislike at sword point--both magically enhanced they
were, and the fight went on for three days. A holiday was declared and half the army
turned out to place bets. I believe the combatants were court-martialed afterward,
but it at least Grape Etchie don't have to worry about that.
Braden was most challenged. 16) WENT TO MARKET (254288) (22192,100) of THIS
LITTLE PRIGGY challenged BRADEN (64867) (55890,74) of THE LADY'S LIST. WtM was after
skills, I think, but may not have had time to learn anything. WENT TO MARKET was
overpowered by BRADEN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge struggle.
Next Generation was most avoided by Wasteland. Well done.
Our much-beloved SPEEDI (583029) (100823,224) of SHAMROCKS fought JANAE (53867)
(53423,214) of BLADES OF CHAOS. To everyone's disappointment, SPEEDI was vanquished
by JANAE in a popular 1 minute brutal mismatched fray.
In the day's most thrilling fight, ONE A DAY (98799) (21143,193) of MY DRUGS
fought RAMZA (74340) (53342,167) of BLADES OF ICE. ONE A DAY was viciously subdued
by RAMZA in an exciting 4 minute brutal fight. Well done, Ramza!
I think that's all. Oh, I have some advice. If you have a few days of
freedom, be conservative in lining up chores to get done. Leave yourself time to
just rest and have fun.
Until next time,
Desiree
KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SLEEPLESS PARANOIA 82-2252 23 17 1 275 PARENTHOOD (1122) DWES EG
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
WHIRLING WORD 48-3815 63 38 1 267 4-LETTER WORDS (1063) CAER
CLEANER WRASSE 18-6495 69 62 2 249 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA
SPLURGE ON WAX LIP 18-6485 61 47 3 239 STREET PIZZA (114) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JACK BOY 82-2030 75 56 0 234 ON A WHIM (1014) DWES EG
JANAE 5-3867 54 42 3 234 BLADES OF CHAOS (961) KALTOS
A DIFFERENT GRAPE 82-1258 41 28 1 228 MY WIFE'S COSMETICS (1038) DWES EG
DARK GUMBY 7-4694 54 36 1 223 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
MAHI MAHI 18-4899 95 63 1 218 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA
DR NUT 24-4254 55 34 2 218 DP CLONES (1045) ZORPUNT
SHOCKING TOAD 7-310 54 70 1 218 NINJAS (1107) BONSUR
HOCKEY 82-5719 23 22 0 218 CHEAP DENTISTRY (1098) DWES EG
SCHYLER 6-4866 55 90 1 211 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHICK WITH A STICK 23-4365 56 48 2 208 DIABLO TOO (1037) TI
ROB A. REE 39-3241 36 24 1 207 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
MIMIC BLENNY 18-7541 33 18 1 206 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA
TORNADO 6-2249 32 40 2 205 ACTS OF NATURE (415) TRANSEL
RYGEL 18-7142 46 40 1 204 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
DEORNE 7-2529 70 52 1 201 BLADES OF ICE (192) BONSUR
MISS HONEY 36-4850 66 62 0 201 SCARRY TEAM (824) JHANS
SIR ENE 10-4360 50 31 3 201 SIR AGLIO (600) KOLACT
SALIEL 3-5485 59 47 1 197 ZODIAC KNIGHTS (958) OSKSI
RENAE 7-4304 58 40 3 197 BLADES OF ICE (192) BONSUR
RAZOX 7-2400 75 54 1 196 BLADES OF ICE (192) BONSUR
BLACK WIDOW 37-1303 60 67 2 196 BEAST MASTERS (136) SIBIKHAS
DUSKY JAWFISH 18-6978 43 45 1 196 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA
TAPS 96-841 22 18 5 194 MUSIC TO KILL BY (1119) OLD VALAMANTIS
SPEEDI 58-3029 100 83 3 193 SHAMROCKS (424) DELARQ TOR
STARBUCK 6-5387 35 22 0 193 SCIENCE FICTION (1191) TRANSEL
DR DAZZLE 57-4485 59 31 2 192 PEPPER PRACTICE II (1069) ANDOR
RAMZA 7-4340 54 34 2 192 BLADES OF ICE (192) BONSUR
TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620 87 101 0 191 DELVERS (1000) RODEKI
ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 41 21 1 191 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE
OBSESSIVE 58-2447 47 42 1 190 ELEMENTS OF PSI (423) DELARQ TOR
COOLER 82-7277 34 22 1 190 STYROFOAM (1090) DWES EG
HAIR LIP! 82-3261 16 14 1 190 PUNCHLINES (1115) DWES EG
HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH 18-6977 46 41 0 186 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA
SILAS 18-6796 40 60 2 186 SHEPHERDS (432) TALCAMA
-ZAGNUT 10-4745 36 11 4 185 TERRAPIN STATION (616) KOLACT
FACEMAN 38-4129 48 43 2 182 THE A TEAM (1044) CLIFFHOME
GREE CHAK 41-3859 45 33 2 182 KILLERS (1145) KATI-TEI
ONE A DAY 98-799 21 15 3 181 MY DRUGS (1179) SYVYN'S HILL
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KILLER KARCH 69-5668 18 11 2 180 SAND KINGS (1118) CIMMERIAC
MAGINOT MIKE 4-4509 57 63 1 179 DOGS OF WAR (999) JHELUM
MUCKER 42-3596 54 63 1 175 DELVERS (1000) RODEKI
ROLEX WATCH 32-3732 48 43 1 175 LUST MUPPETS (1036) ARVAT
-CYCLOPS 7-4625 25 27 1 175 BIG BAD (1073) BONSUR
ANTAGONIST 3-2824 22 21 2 175 KIDS GONE BAD (446) OSKSI
BASS 5-3666 55 93 2 174 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
ZAEBOS 7-1921 40 31 0 169 THE CUTTHROATS (203) BONSUR
TOWER 7-4461 39 19 1 166 BLADES OF ICE (192) BONSUR
DOC STEELE 18-6010 55 110 6 162 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA
PEGASUS 6-4161 27 27 1 159 KREWE OF DRUID (1186) TRANSEL
THANOS 37-1406 29 40 2 158 NIGHT TRAIN (545) SIBIKHAS
SHINY PENNY 32-3789 33 66 2 154 FOUND IN THE SAND (1034) ARVAT
NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317 24 11 1 154 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
DOC STEELE 18-6808 43 64 1 152 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
A NEW PONY! 82-1306 23 30 0 147 WHAT I ATE FOR XMAS (1114) DWES EG
THRENODY 4-4557 33 34 1 144 BLADES OF MIST (959) JHELUM
QUID PRO QUO 10-4794 29 15 1 144 QUBIT (1140) KOLACT
GAMBLE 7-4884 20 12 2 141 INDIFFERENCE (1194) BONSUR
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LIFE 3-4196 40 131 0 140 GAMES LIBRARY (998) OSKSI
GRINGOLD 7-2416 22 20 2 140 THE CUTTHROATS (203) BONSUR
SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435 27 15 3 136 INDULGENT DRINKS (1153) TROCAR
LINK 6-5144 26 43 2 131 SUPER BASH BROTHERS (1067) TRANSEL
BEAR 7-4628 26 41 1 130 BIG BAD (1073) BONSUR
ARSONIST ART 39-3325 32 22 0 125 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
DECK SWAB 18-2148 24 19 1 118 SEA DOGS (328) TALCAMA
ELI 18-7272 22 32 3 117 SHEPHERDS (432) TALCAMA
-BORGUS BASHIMUS 58-6097 21 30 1 112 NEXT GENERATION (1075) DELARQ TOR
RAW SEX APPEAL 82-1331 17 7 0 112 WHY WE LOVE TUM (1164) DWES EG
LUIGI 6-5142 30 43 2 101 SUPER BASH BROTHERS (1067) TRANSEL
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BRADEN 6-4867 56 89 0 99 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
HE HATE ME 18-7820 20 19 2 98 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
LUC STARWALKER 58-6100 34 34 0 94 NEXT GENERATION (1075) DELARQ TOR
MY1STADMWARRIOR 37-4668 24 10 1 93 SRETSAMLEUD (1134) SIBIKHAS
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SUX0R 5-4560 20 5 0 88 MORE NEW TEAMS 2 (1188) KALTOS
NUMBERED WON 18-7434 23 25 0 86 NEXT GENERATION (1150) TALCAMA
CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422 20 6 0 83 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (1197) DWES EG
MUMPHY CHICK 1-5487 14 1 0 81 LEGENDS OF STEELE (1047) MORDANT
PATIENCE 51-4949 21 31 1 78 MIGHTY MORALS (1120) TRICORUS
WENT TO MARKET 25-4288 22 20 2 77 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162) LYRATILAN
-GATE WITCH 42-3953 22 10 0 76 FLAGG'S FIVE (1108) RODEKI
SUPER BUM 82-18411 20 10 0 76 FLAT BROKE (1184) DWES EG
PEON NECROMANCER 18-7856 22 16 4 74 SRETSAMLEUD (1183) TALCAMA
REDEMPTION 4-4868 23 15 1 72 BLADES OF MIST (959) JHELUM
STRAFE 82-11158 14 12 0 70 BLACK PRIMERS (1187) DWES EG
RED FUSION 6-5480 19 5 0 64 IT'S NEW! (1195) TRANSEL
ZOT ZIPZIG 6-5688 20 25 0 63 NIGHT TRAIN (1158) TRANSEL
B.A. TURRY 39-3383 18 21 1 59 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
ENDYMION 6-4163 23 32 1 57 KREWE OF DRUID (1186) TRANSEL
WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 21 56 2 55 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
ASHANTI 6-5352 19 30 4 49 KREWE OF DRUID (1186) TRANSEL
MEN WORKING 38-4189 26 51 1 40 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
All -- Guess Who's Back? Back again? Misfits back! So tell a friend! Misfits
back! Misfits back! Misfits back! Misfits back!!
How the hell is everyone?! I have missed you all in my vast adventures that have
kept me away. Since I am back in Alastari, I am having a big get together and
everyone is invited. There will be plenty to drink and eat and no one leaves until
they puke! See you all there. -- Mifit
Welcome back, Misfit. I'm afraid I can't help you, because I, too, would like
to know the status of alliances in Darkholm. Thanks for the party. Sorry I
didn't throw up, although it might encourage you to know that the prawn cocktail
made me a little queasy. So, tell us about these vast adventures you've been
having. -- Desiree
There are quite a few changes since I was here last. Can anyone enlighten me to
what's what? What old alliances are still together and who is new. -- Misfit
Cyclops -- I think you should get a prosthetic eye and have binocular vision. It
would do wonders for your depth perception. -- Toalis Deepheart
Sex on the Beach -- You would MOCK me! You KNOW that Zin has withheld the gender
attachment which I DESERVE, and you MOCK my lack! But even without that final
FLOURISH of form, I am a PERFECTLY CREATED, superior being, and I forgive you because
you are a MERE FLESH PERSON. -- Life of Osksi
P.S. I am NOT "manufactured goods."
Hockey -- Oof, I guess that's not my game. -- Maginot Mike
Harlequin Tuskfish -- What do I know about fish? I'm a mining golem. -- Mucker
6 May 2004
DEATH FEST
The ferocious ghosts of former glories whispered across the wind swept sands of
DM 59; agonizing incessantly due to the diminutive demise of the Delarq arena known
as Illis.
Tattered banners and forgotten memories wailed in the wind for a dynamic death
march to dawn once more upon the blood stained sands of the Delarq slow arena.
The distant call crying for a declaration of restoration amidst the ruin of the
all but forgotten Delarq arena carried to the far corners of Alastari; drawing the
Devious, the Diabolical, the Dangerous and the Down Challenging to cross blades and
wage warfare among an assemblage of new stables managed by the Known and Unknown;
willing to spill fresh blood, while carving their destiny during 15 Rounds of contest
driven combat to be known as the "Illis Incredibly Diabolical Delarq Death Fest".
A lone cloaked figure huddled by lamplight in a remote outpost near the
crossroads of ElseWhere and ElseWhen; feverishly formulating the foundational
framework for the dawning of the Delarq Death Fest in DM 59, complete with
Gladiatorial Commission sanctioned prizes to promote the growing thirst for a Delarq
Slow Arena Death Festival.
Delarq Death Fest Opening Round debuts the first turn immediately following the
Summer 2004 F2F Tourney and continues through the completion of 15 consecutive
rounds.
Death Fest points are Won or Lost ONLY in the DM 59 Delarq Slow Arena [Tourneys
DO NOT Add or Subtract from the Death Fest Point Scoring System]:
Death Fest Scoring Format:
Win =3D +2 pts
Loss =3D -1 pt
Kill =3D +5 pts [in addition to +2 pts for Win]
Death =3D -3 pts [in addition to 1 pt for Loss]
Dark Arena Kill =3D +10 pts [in addition to +2 pts for Win]
Dark Arena Death =3D -5 pts [in addition to 1 pt for Loss]
Revenged Blood Feud =3D +5 pts [successful Revenged Blood Feud provides Death Fest
contestants the opportunity to cancel out 3 pts for Death and 1 pt for Loss; while
gaining +1 pt overall for the Revenged Blood Feud in addition to the +2 pts for Win]
DEATH FEST PRIZES will be awarded to the Top Ten Death Fest Stables on the basis
of Total Points*** accumulated during the 15 rounds of competition as follows:
1. Favorite Weapon Knowledge for 1 (one) warrior ranked Initiate or higher on the
Final Round to be revealed by RSI to each of the Top Ten Death Fest Stables
2. Renaming of Dark Arena Monsters and NPCs [yet to be determined according to how
many DA Monsters and NPCs are available in DM 59 for Renaming]
3. The Top Five Death Fest Stables will receive New Team Rollup Certificates as
follows: 1st (10), 2nd (8), 3rd (6), 4th (4) and 5th (2)
4. Renaming Illis Arena for 6 months plus Receiving 6 months Free Play courtesy of
RSI will be awarded to the manager of the 1st Place Death Fest Stable
5. Discussions are underway regarding a possible Special Award granted to the Illis
Iron Stable qualifiers who compete in 67 of a possible 75 fights during the course of
the 15 consecutive rounds of the Death Fest [Key Factor is How Many (?) stables will
be competing in the Death Fest without drawing away participation by current managers
in the remaining slow arenas!] Therefore, it is important for all managers entering
stables in DM 59 for the upcoming Death Fest to contact RSI as soon as possible
regarding their participation in this contest so that a Final Ruling on the proposed
Illis Iron Stable Award can be issued by RSI.
***TieBreaker is determined on the Final Round by the DM 59 Newsletter Recognition
Rankings. The stable with the Highest Ranked Active Gladiator is granted the
decision. [Example: Warrior A and Warrior B are both listed in the Recognition
Rankings with 87 pts; however, because Warrior A is listed in the Recognition
Rankings ahead of Warrior B, then Warrior A is granted the TieBreaker Decision for
His/Her stable!]
Opening Round Team Spotlight Bonus [minimum 15 paragraphs!] Each Delarq Death
Fest competitor who writes a Team Spotlight featuring their Stable (Name) and
Managerial Alias [Gladiatorial Names Optional] in regards to competing in the Delarq
Death Fest will receive 25 pts added to His/Her opening round score.
Illis Iron Stable Bonus [in addition to the proposed award awaiting RSI
approval!] Any manager whose stable competes in at least 67 of the possible 75
fights during the 15 rounds of Death Fest receives 25 points added to His/Her final
overall score [this allows each stable the cushion of missing one round of
competition; plus up to 3 additional fights due to waiting for replacement rollups
from Deaths suffered either in Tourneys or during the Death Fest contest in DM 59
over the course of 15 rounds of competition!]
Delarq Death Fest
Hosted by Hammer
[Who Else?]
25 May 2004
TEN TURNS OF HELL:
The KLK Capture The Flag Competition
In the spirit of the ongoing effort to make arena play what it used to be (FUN!!), I
am proud to announce the KLK Capture The Flag Competition. The competition will be
held in Jhans (DM-36, which has, by the way, grown in size equal to Talcama already).
:) We are announcing this contest early to allow managers time to prep.
Rules:
-- On turn 462 (due 8/4/04) the lowest ranked warrior on your team is given your
team's 'flag' (he is your initial flag defender).
-- Starting on turn 463 (due 8/18/04) flags will be defended every turn and turn
463 is the turn scoring will begin.
-- Fights involving flags are winners-take-all and a warrior can carry as many
flags as he can win.
-- If a warrior holding a flag either A) goes inactive, B) loses to a stand-by
warrior or C) gets DA'd, he forfeits all flags he has and they are returned the their
original team's lowest ranked warrior.
-- If you hold your own flag on an inactive warrior you receive NO POINTS that
turn.
-- If a warrior graduates to AD holding flags starting on the next turn those
flags will be defended by the lowest ranked warrior on the team of the graduating
warrior.
-- Scoring as follows for each turn:
2 pts -- possession of your own team flag
1 pt -- possession any other flag
1 pt -- for each win
1 pt -- for each kill
1 pt -- for each award you receive in the newsletter
-- You may enter as many teams as you like (per RSI rules) but each team is its
own entry.
-- Tie-Breaker goes to the team that had the most points from flags.
-- If still tied the tie-breaker will be the team that had the most points from
kills. (It's the Delarq way.)
-- The contest lasts 10 turns and there will be prizes for 1st, 2nd and 3rd
(based on highest point totals)
Prizes: (what you've been waiting on)
1st -- 3 know favorites potions*
DA warrior named after winning manager
2nd -- 2 know favorites potions*
3rd -- 1 know favorites potion*
* These are full favorite potions (weapon, rhythms and tactics) and can only be used
on warriors with at least 4 FE.
How's that for paying out? (grin) Even if you think that it's all about the TC,
these prizes should be enough to draw you in. (You know who you are.)
I hope to see friend and foe alike come to Jhans. Legion, Froths, and all the
others...this is your personal invite. Can you win? Can you survive 10 turns of
Hell in Jhans?
Note: Special thanks to RSI for helping make this contest possible. Thanks
guys!
Bookie
KLK Alliance
Director Jhans' Board of Tourism
Warden of the Froth Circle (grin)
D.R.C. 4 Life
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
A DIFFERENT GRAPE viciously subdued ETCHED IN STONE in a 613 minute Challenge fight.
DR DAZZLE was demolished by SLEEPLESS PARANOIA in a 1 minute Challenge Title melee.
MUMPHY CHICK won victory over B.A. TURRY in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Challenge brawl.
STARBUCK was overpowered by SPLURGE ON WAX LIPS in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
SHOCKING TOAD devastated HAIR LIP! in a 2 minute bloody one-sided Challenge duel.
ROB A. REE beat DUSKY JAWFISH in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory Challenge brawl.
GREE CHAK was overcome by HOCKEY in a 1 minute Challenge melee.
SILAS vanquished DOC STEELE in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
NEOSPHINCTER lost to MAGINOT MIKE in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
LUIGI was luckily beaten by RAW SEX APPEAL in a exciting 1 minute Challenge fight.
SHINY PENNY overcame LIFE in a popular 2 minute Challenge bout.
ELI was subdued by ARSONIST ART in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge match.
BEAR was overcome by GRINGOLD in a exciting 1 minute Challenge contest.
LINK was subdued by SEX ON THE BEACH in a popular 2 minute Challenge brawl.
HE HATE ME was handily defeated by DOC STEELE in a 1 minute Challenge conflict.
WENT TO MARKET was overpowered by BRADEN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge struggle.
LUC STARWALKER overcame STRAFE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge bout.
PEON NECROMANCER unbelievably bested ASHANTI in a popular 1 minute Challenge brawl.
MY1STADMWARRIOR demolished REDEMPTION in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
PATIENCE overpowered WORK IN PROGRESS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
NUMBERED WON devastated MEN WORKING in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
WHIRLING WORD overpowered SALIEL in a popular 3 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
SPEEDI was vanquished by JANAE in a popular 1 minute brutal mismatched fray.
JACK BOY overpowered RAZOX in a 2 minute brutal uneven fight.
DARK GUMBY defeated MISS HONEY in a popular 1 minute duel.
CLEANER WRASSE overpowered SHADOWMANE in a 1 minute uneven match.
MAHI MAHI overpowered SHADOWMANE in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
SIR ENE viciously subdued OBSESSIVE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gruesome bout.
HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH was overpowered by CHICK WITH A STICK in a 1 minute fight.
RYGEL handily defeated FACEMAN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
SCHYLER overpowered ANTAGONIST in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
MIMIC BLENNY beat COOLER in a exciting 1 minute fray.
DR NUT devastated TOLAIS DEEPHEART in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal one-sided duel.
TORNADO demolished KILLER KARCH in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
ONE A DAY was viciously subdued by RAMZA in a exciting 4 minute brutal fight.
BLACK WIDOW overcame THANOS in a action packed 1 minute match.
RENAE overpowered MUCKER in a popular 1 minute uneven bout.
DEORNE handily defeated ROLEX WATCH in a action packed 2 minute mismatched match.
ZAEBOS was overpowered by TAPS in a action packed 4 minute bloody uneven battle.
TOWER subdued QUID PRO QUO in a action packed 3 minute conflict.
BASS handily defeated THRENODY in a exciting 2 minute bloody mismatched fight.
A NEW PONY! was overcome by PEGASUS in a exciting 1 minute conflict.
GAMBLE overpowered DECK SWAB in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ENDYMION was luckily beaten by RED FUSION in a popular 4 minute gory duel.
CASIMIR was overcome by SUX0R in a 4 minute bout.
CRACK IS CHEAP outwaited INKEEPER'S SON in a monotonous 16 minute duel.
SUPER BUM luckily beat ZOT ZIPZIG in a exciting 7 minute brutal conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 25 PARRY-LUNGE 15 - 10 - 0 60 |
|WALL OF STEEL 14 TOTAL PARRY 41 - 30 - 0 58 |
|TOTAL PARRY 12 WALL OF STEEL 66 - 49 - 0 57 |
|BASHING ATTACK 12 AIMED BLOW 38 - 30 - 0 56 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 11 LUNGING ATTACK 138 - 114 - 1 55 |
|AIMED BLOW 6 SLASHING ATTACK 48 - 44 - 0 52 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 STRIKING ATTACK 14 - 23 - 0 38 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 - 13 - 0 35 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 BASHING ATTACK 39 - 73 - 0 35 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-STRIKE 6 - 13 - 0 32 |
Turn 376 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 12 - 13 3 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 9 - 3 WALL OF STEEL 6 - 8 3 WALL OF STEEL
SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 5 BASHING ATTACK 5 - 7 1 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 AIMED BLOW 2 - 4 1 PARRY-LUNGE
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 2 1 STRIKING ATTACK
1 PARRY-STRIKE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK SLEEPLESS PARANOI 82-2252 23 17 1 275 PARENTHOOD (1122)
WALL OF STEEL WHIRLING WORD 48-3815 63 38 1 267 4-LETTER WORDS (1063)
AIMED BLOW SPLURGE ON WAX LI 18-6485 61 47 3 239 STREET PIZZA (114)
PARRY-LUNGE JANAE 5-3867 54 42 3 234 BLADES OF CHAOS (961)
TOTAL PARRY A DIFFERENT GRAPE 82-1258 41 28 1 228 MY WIFE'S COSMETICS (1038)
STRIKING ATTACK MAHI MAHI 18-4899 95 63 1 218 BIG MEAN FISH (292)
PARRY-STRIKE SHOCKING TOAD 7-310 54 70 1 218 NINJAS (1107)
SLASHING ATTACK HOCKEY 82-5719 23 22 0 218 CHEAP DENTISTRY (1098)
PARRY-RIPOSTE TAPS 96-841 22 18 5 194 MUSIC TO KILL BY (1119)
BASHING ATTACK SILAS 18-6796 40 60 2 186 SHEPHERDS (432)
The overall popularity leader is SPEEDI 58-3029. The most popular warrior this turn
was ZOT ZIPZIG 6-5688. The ten other most popular fighters were RAMZA 7-4340, B.A.
TURRY 39-3383, ENDYMION 6-4163, DEORNE 7-2529, TAPS 96-841, BASS 5-3666, SUPER BUM
82-18411, ROB A. REE 39-3241, WHIRLING WORD 48-3815, and SIR ENE 10-4360.
The least popular fighter this week was ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112. The other ten least
popular fighters were A DIFFERENT GRAPE 82-1258, CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422, DECK SWAB
18-2148, KILLER KARCH 69-5668, MEN WORKING 38-4189, WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193,
REDEMPTION 4-4868, WENT TO MARKET 25-4288, SUX0R 5-4560, and THANOS 37-1406.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 1 0 0 LYRATILAN(25) 0 1 0 TRICORUS(51) 1 0 0
OSKSI(3) 0 3 0 ARVAT(32) 1 1 0 TROCAR(54) 1 0 0
JHELUM(4) 1 2 0 JHANS(36) 0 1 0 ANDOR(57) 0 1 0
KALTOS(5) 3 0 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 2 1 0 DELARQ TOR(58) 1 2 0
TRANSEL(6) 5 6 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 3 0 JURINE(61) 0 1 0
BONSUR(7) 8 3 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 2 1 0 CIMMERIAC(69) 0 1 0
KOLACT(10) 1 2 0 KATI-TEI(41) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 7 4 0
TALCAMA(18) 9 7 0 RODEKI(42) 0 2 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 1 0 0
TI(23) 1 0 0 CAER(48) 1 0 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 0 1 0
ZORPUNT(24) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MUMPHY CHICK 1-5487 14 1 0 81 LEGENDS OF STEELE (1047) MORDANT
SALIEL 3-5485 59 47 1 197 ZODIAC KNIGHTS (958) OSKSI
MAGINOT MIKE 4-4509 57 63 1 179 DOGS OF WAR (999) JHELUM
JANAE 5-3867 54 42 3 234 BLADES OF CHAOS (961) KALTOS
SCHYLER 6-4866 55 90 1 211 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
DARK GUMBY 7-4694 54 36 1 223 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
SIR ENE 10-4360 50 31 3 201 SIR AGLIO (600) KOLACT
CLEANER WRASSE 18-6495 69 62 2 249 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA
CHICK WITH A STICK 23-4365 56 48 2 208 DIABLO TOO (1037) TI
DR NUT 24-4254 55 34 2 218 DP CLONES (1045) ZORPUNT
WENT TO MARKET 25-4288 22 20 2 77 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162) LYRATILAN
ROLEX WATCH 32-3732 48 43 1 175 LUST MUPPETS (1036) ARVAT
MISS HONEY 36-4850 66 62 0 201 SCARRY TEAM (824) JHANS
BLACK WIDOW 37-1303 60 67 2 196 BEAST MASTERS (136) SIBIKHAS
FACEMAN 38-4129 48 43 2 182 THE A TEAM (1044) CLIFFHOME
ROB A. REE 39-3241 36 24 1 207 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
GREE CHAK 41-3859 45 33 2 182 KILLERS (1145) KATI-TEI
TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620 87 101 0 191 DELVERS (1000) RODEKI
WHIRLING WORD 48-3815 63 38 1 267 4-LETTER WORDS (1063) CAER
PATIENCE 51-4949 21 31 1 78 MIGHTY MORALS (1120) TRICORUS
SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435 27 15 3 136 INDULGENT DRINKS (1153) TROCAR
DR DAZZLE 57-4485 59 31 2 192 PEPPER PRACTICE II (1069) ANDOR
SPEEDI 58-3029 100 83 3 193 SHAMROCKS (424) DELARQ TOR
ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 41 21 1 191 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE
KILLER KARCH 69-5668 18 11 2 180 SAND KINGS (1118) CIMMERIAC
SLEEPLESS PARANOIA 82-2252 23 17 1 275 PARENTHOOD (1122) DWES EG
TAPS 96-841 22 18 5 194 MUSIC TO KILL BY (1119) OLD VALAMANTIS
ONE A DAY 98-799 21 15 3 181 MY DRUGS (1179) SYVYN'S HILL