DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL Date : 05/29/2004 Duedate: 06/11/2004 DARKHOLM DM-104 TURN-376 RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K % 1 BLACK PRIMER 82/1187 1140 424 7 72.9 CRIMINAL ELEMENT 39/1074 LEGENDS OF STEELE 1/1047 11 SEA DOGS 18/328 33 44 2 42.9 2 PARENTHOOD 82/1122 1483 1209 16 55.1 THE CUTTHROATS 7/203 WHY WE LOVE TUM 82/1164 12 BEAST MASTERS 37/136 119 165 1 41.9 4-LETTER WORDS 48/1063 ELEMENTS OF PSI 58/423 STREET PIZZA 18/114 KREWE OF DRUID 6/1186 CHEAP DENTISTRY 82/1098 ACTS OF NATURE 6/415 MY WIFE'S COSMETICS 82/1038 BEAST MASTERS 18/1192 WHAT I ATE FOR XMAS 82/1114 13 KIDS GONE BAD 3/446 17 24 0 41.5 LUST MUPPETS 32/1036 14 SAND KINGS 69/1118 49 74 0 39.8 PUNCHLINES 82/1115 MUSIC TO KILL BY 96/1119 3 IT'S NEW! 6/1195 1576 1350 6 53.9 TERRAPIN STATION 10/616 MORE NEW TEAMS 2 5/1188 15 NINJAS 7/1107 60 91 1 39.7 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW 82/1197 KILLERS 41/1145 FLAT BROKE 82/1184 SCIENCE FICTION 6/1191 DP CLONES 24/1045 16 DELVERS 42/1000 219 366 1 37.4 CEMENTIA 61/1112 DOGS OF WAR 4/999 PEPPER PRACTICE II 57/1069 GAMES LIBRARY 3/998 DIABLO TOO 23/1037 17 JOHNS 5/927 784 1373 16 36.3 WASTELAND 18/468 SCARRY TEAM 36/824 WASTELAND II 7/500 THE LADY'S LIST 6/917 MY DRUGS 98/1179 ARROGANCE 18/732 4 STYROFOAM 82/1090 1122 976 8 53.5 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151 5 QUBIT 10/1140 550 486 2 53.1 18 BIG BAD 7/1073 477 882 8 35.1 ON A WHIM 82/1014 SHEPHERDS 18/432 SIR AGLIO 10/600 NEXT GENERATION 18/1150 6 THE A TEAM 38/1044 639 628 6 50.4 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY 25/1162 BIG MEAN FISH 18/292 NEXT GENERATION 58/1075 7 SRETSAMLEUD 18/1183 13 13 1 50.0 MIGHTY MORALS 51/1120 SRETSAMLEUD 37/1134 SUPER BASH BROTHERS 6/1067 8 SHAMROCKS 58/424 163 168 3 49.2 FOUND IN THE SAND 32/1034 9 BLADES OF ICE 7/192 341 357 2 48.9 19 NIGHT TRAIN 37/545 17 32 0 34.7 BLADES OF CHAOS 5/961 NIGHT TRAIN 6/1158 BLADES OF MIST 4/959 20 INDIFFERENCE 7/1194 1 0 0 100 ZODIAC KNIGHTS 3/958 21 MEGAWARRIORS 10/1198 0 1 0 0.0 10 INDULGENT DR 54/1153 55 67 1 45.1 '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER Warriors of Darkholm, Whew! That Ketcham has issues! Mind you, not that I'm in favor of the sort of touchy-feely men-weep-freely Federation that you hear them planning at university cocktail parties. It makes me shudder. As a matter of fact, though, did you know that the wild Rirorni ancestors of whom we are so proud were a conspicuously weepy lot? Some of the less successful tribes actually had traditional sob-songs that they sang after losing a battle. I heard one once, performed by a folk music troupe. Gods! When mourning their fallen comrades after a battle they would wail loudly and tear their hair. In the last century it wasn't their real hair but loosely-attached false locks that they had put in their hair for the purpose, sometimes complete with fake blood and skin at the roots. I really prefer the strong, silent mourning of our modern Delarquans, if mourning must be done at all. Doone, thank you for your excellent column! You do understand, don't you, that magical weapons aren't allowed in any arena? Especially nothing as conspicuous as the Runeblade. You could have carried it on adventures, however...but not now that you're in Primus. If Doone is gone, who does have the Runeblade now? DR DAZZLE (574485) (59302,214) of PEPPER PRACTICE II TV challenged SLEEPLESS PARANOIA (822252) (22171,249) of PARENTHOOD. DR DAZZLE was demolished by SLEEPLESS PARANOIA in a 1 minute Challenge Title melee. Sleepless, take good care of that sword. And I look forward to reading your column next turn. In addition to the title fight and the turn's longest fight (which is detailed later in my report), there was one other Tournament Victor fight: MUMPHY CHICK (15487) (1310,79) of LEGENDS OF STEELE TV challenged B.A. TURRY (393383) (18201,51) of CRIMINAL ELEMENT. MUMPHY CHICK won victory over B.A. TURRY in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Challenge brawl. It wasn't her fault that she got an easy match...BLACK WIDOW (371303) (59672,194) of BEAST MASTERS fought THANOS (371406) (29392,153) of NIGHT TRAIN. BLACK WIDOW overcame THANOS in an action packed 1 minute match. The shirt did not come off. I wonder, dear, whether someone has secretly been weakening the seams of your shirts. That happened to me once when I was on a mission in the royal court of...I'd better not say. Some silly young prince thought it was the height of amusement to weaken my entire wardrobe in that way. I was forever losing my clothes; once during a masquerade ball I was left with nothing but my shoes and silk stockings, and my mask. That was the most drafty waltz I have ever experienced, but I think I carried it off with style. You were wise to wear something brand-new into the arena this time. I'm fairly certain this was our longest fight this turn: A DIFFERENT GRAPE (821258) (40281,216) of MY WIFE'S COSMETICS TV challenged ETCHED IN STONE (613112) (41201,195) of CEMENTIA. A DIFFERENT GRAPE viciously subdued ETCHED IN STONE in a 613 minute Challenge fight. Ten and a quarter hours. You know, it's because of fighters like these that a brawl can shut down your favorite tavern from happy hour all the way through to closing time. I remember once in Skaithvarn I saw two feuding colonels expressing their mutual dislike at sword point--both magically enhanced they were, and the fight went on for three days. A holiday was declared and half the army turned out to place bets. I believe the combatants were court-martialed afterward, but it at least Grape Etchie don't have to worry about that. Braden was most challenged. 16) WENT TO MARKET (254288) (22192,100) of THIS LITTLE PRIGGY challenged BRADEN (64867) (55890,74) of THE LADY'S LIST. WtM was after skills, I think, but may not have had time to learn anything. WENT TO MARKET was overpowered by BRADEN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge struggle. Next Generation was most avoided by Wasteland. Well done. Our much-beloved SPEEDI (583029) (100823,224) of SHAMROCKS fought JANAE (53867) (53423,214) of BLADES OF CHAOS. To everyone's disappointment, SPEEDI was vanquished by JANAE in a popular 1 minute brutal mismatched fray. In the day's most thrilling fight, ONE A DAY (98799) (21143,193) of MY DRUGS fought RAMZA (74340) (53342,167) of BLADES OF ICE. ONE A DAY was viciously subdued by RAMZA in an exciting 4 minute brutal fight. Well done, Ramza! I think that's all. Oh, I have some advice. If you have a few days of freedom, be conservative in lining up chores to get done. Leave yourself time to just rest and have fun. Until next time, Desiree KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY SLEEPLESS PARANOIA 82-2252 23 17 1 275 PARENTHOOD (1122) DWES EG GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY WHIRLING WORD 48-3815 63 38 1 267 4-LETTER WORDS (1063) CAER CLEANER WRASSE 18-6495 69 62 2 249 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA SPLURGE ON WAX LIP 18-6485 61 47 3 239 STREET PIZZA (114) TALCAMA GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY JACK BOY 82-2030 75 56 0 234 ON A WHIM (1014) DWES EG JANAE 5-3867 54 42 3 234 BLADES OF CHAOS (961) KALTOS A DIFFERENT GRAPE 82-1258 41 28 1 228 MY WIFE'S COSMETICS (1038) DWES EG DARK GUMBY 7-4694 54 36 1 223 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR MAHI MAHI 18-4899 95 63 1 218 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA DR NUT 24-4254 55 34 2 218 DP CLONES (1045) ZORPUNT SHOCKING TOAD 7-310 54 70 1 218 NINJAS (1107) BONSUR HOCKEY 82-5719 23 22 0 218 CHEAP DENTISTRY (1098) DWES EG SCHYLER 6-4866 55 90 1 211 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY CHICK WITH A STICK 23-4365 56 48 2 208 DIABLO TOO (1037) TI ROB A. REE 39-3241 36 24 1 207 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN MIMIC BLENNY 18-7541 33 18 1 206 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA TORNADO 6-2249 32 40 2 205 ACTS OF NATURE (415) TRANSEL RYGEL 18-7142 46 40 1 204 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA DEORNE 7-2529 70 52 1 201 BLADES OF ICE (192) BONSUR MISS HONEY 36-4850 66 62 0 201 SCARRY TEAM (824) JHANS SIR ENE 10-4360 50 31 3 201 SIR AGLIO (600) KOLACT SALIEL 3-5485 59 47 1 197 ZODIAC KNIGHTS (958) OSKSI RENAE 7-4304 58 40 3 197 BLADES OF ICE (192) BONSUR RAZOX 7-2400 75 54 1 196 BLADES OF ICE (192) BONSUR BLACK WIDOW 37-1303 60 67 2 196 BEAST MASTERS (136) SIBIKHAS DUSKY JAWFISH 18-6978 43 45 1 196 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA TAPS 96-841 22 18 5 194 MUSIC TO KILL BY (1119) OLD VALAMANTIS SPEEDI 58-3029 100 83 3 193 SHAMROCKS (424) DELARQ TOR STARBUCK 6-5387 35 22 0 193 SCIENCE FICTION (1191) TRANSEL DR DAZZLE 57-4485 59 31 2 192 PEPPER PRACTICE II (1069) ANDOR RAMZA 7-4340 54 34 2 192 BLADES OF ICE (192) BONSUR TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620 87 101 0 191 DELVERS (1000) RODEKI ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 41 21 1 191 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE OBSESSIVE 58-2447 47 42 1 190 ELEMENTS OF PSI (423) DELARQ TOR COOLER 82-7277 34 22 1 190 STYROFOAM (1090) DWES EG HAIR LIP! 82-3261 16 14 1 190 PUNCHLINES (1115) DWES EG HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH 18-6977 46 41 0 186 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA SILAS 18-6796 40 60 2 186 SHEPHERDS (432) TALCAMA -ZAGNUT 10-4745 36 11 4 185 TERRAPIN STATION (616) KOLACT FACEMAN 38-4129 48 43 2 182 THE A TEAM (1044) CLIFFHOME GREE CHAK 41-3859 45 33 2 182 KILLERS (1145) KATI-TEI ONE A DAY 98-799 21 15 3 181 MY DRUGS (1179) SYVYN'S HILL GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY KILLER KARCH 69-5668 18 11 2 180 SAND KINGS (1118) CIMMERIAC MAGINOT MIKE 4-4509 57 63 1 179 DOGS OF WAR (999) JHELUM MUCKER 42-3596 54 63 1 175 DELVERS (1000) RODEKI ROLEX WATCH 32-3732 48 43 1 175 LUST MUPPETS (1036) ARVAT -CYCLOPS 7-4625 25 27 1 175 BIG BAD (1073) BONSUR ANTAGONIST 3-2824 22 21 2 175 KIDS GONE BAD (446) OSKSI BASS 5-3666 55 93 2 174 JOHNS (927) KALTOS ZAEBOS 7-1921 40 31 0 169 THE CUTTHROATS (203) BONSUR TOWER 7-4461 39 19 1 166 BLADES OF ICE (192) BONSUR DOC STEELE 18-6010 55 110 6 162 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA PEGASUS 6-4161 27 27 1 159 KREWE OF DRUID (1186) TRANSEL THANOS 37-1406 29 40 2 158 NIGHT TRAIN (545) SIBIKHAS SHINY PENNY 32-3789 33 66 2 154 FOUND IN THE SAND (1034) ARVAT NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317 24 11 1 154 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA DOC STEELE 18-6808 43 64 1 152 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY A NEW PONY! 82-1306 23 30 0 147 WHAT I ATE FOR XMAS (1114) DWES EG THRENODY 4-4557 33 34 1 144 BLADES OF MIST (959) JHELUM QUID PRO QUO 10-4794 29 15 1 144 QUBIT (1140) KOLACT GAMBLE 7-4884 20 12 2 141 INDIFFERENCE (1194) BONSUR GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY LIFE 3-4196 40 131 0 140 GAMES LIBRARY (998) OSKSI GRINGOLD 7-2416 22 20 2 140 THE CUTTHROATS (203) BONSUR SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435 27 15 3 136 INDULGENT DRINKS (1153) TROCAR LINK 6-5144 26 43 2 131 SUPER BASH BROTHERS (1067) TRANSEL BEAR 7-4628 26 41 1 130 BIG BAD (1073) BONSUR ARSONIST ART 39-3325 32 22 0 125 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN DECK SWAB 18-2148 24 19 1 118 SEA DOGS (328) TALCAMA ELI 18-7272 22 32 3 117 SHEPHERDS (432) TALCAMA -BORGUS BASHIMUS 58-6097 21 30 1 112 NEXT GENERATION (1075) DELARQ TOR RAW SEX APPEAL 82-1331 17 7 0 112 WHY WE LOVE TUM (1164) DWES EG LUIGI 6-5142 30 43 2 101 SUPER BASH BROTHERS (1067) TRANSEL GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY BRADEN 6-4867 56 89 0 99 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL HE HATE ME 18-7820 20 19 2 98 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA LUC STARWALKER 58-6100 34 34 0 94 NEXT GENERATION (1075) DELARQ TOR MY1STADMWARRIOR 37-4668 24 10 1 93 SRETSAMLEUD (1134) SIBIKHAS GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY SUX0R 5-4560 20 5 0 88 MORE NEW TEAMS 2 (1188) KALTOS NUMBERED WON 18-7434 23 25 0 86 NEXT GENERATION (1150) TALCAMA CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422 20 6 0 83 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (1197) DWES EG MUMPHY CHICK 1-5487 14 1 0 81 LEGENDS OF STEELE (1047) MORDANT PATIENCE 51-4949 21 31 1 78 MIGHTY MORALS (1120) TRICORUS WENT TO MARKET 25-4288 22 20 2 77 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162) LYRATILAN -GATE WITCH 42-3953 22 10 0 76 FLAGG'S FIVE (1108) RODEKI SUPER BUM 82-18411 20 10 0 76 FLAT BROKE (1184) DWES EG PEON NECROMANCER 18-7856 22 16 4 74 SRETSAMLEUD (1183) TALCAMA REDEMPTION 4-4868 23 15 1 72 BLADES OF MIST (959) JHELUM STRAFE 82-11158 14 12 0 70 BLACK PRIMERS (1187) DWES EG RED FUSION 6-5480 19 5 0 64 IT'S NEW! (1195) TRANSEL ZOT ZIPZIG 6-5688 20 25 0 63 NIGHT TRAIN (1158) TRANSEL B.A. TURRY 39-3383 18 21 1 59 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN ENDYMION 6-4163 23 32 1 57 KREWE OF DRUID (1186) TRANSEL WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 21 56 2 55 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME ASHANTI 6-5352 19 30 4 49 KREWE OF DRUID (1186) TRANSEL MEN WORKING 38-4189 26 51 1 40 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE All -- Guess Who's Back? Back again? Misfits back! So tell a friend! Misfits back! Misfits back! Misfits back! Misfits back!! How the hell is everyone?! I have missed you all in my vast adventures that have kept me away. Since I am back in Alastari, I am having a big get together and everyone is invited. There will be plenty to drink and eat and no one leaves until they puke! See you all there. -- Mifit Welcome back, Misfit. I'm afraid I can't help you, because I, too, would like to know the status of alliances in Darkholm. Thanks for the party. Sorry I didn't throw up, although it might encourage you to know that the prawn cocktail made me a little queasy. So, tell us about these vast adventures you've been having. -- Desiree There are quite a few changes since I was here last. Can anyone enlighten me to what's what? What old alliances are still together and who is new. -- Misfit Cyclops -- I think you should get a prosthetic eye and have binocular vision. It would do wonders for your depth perception. -- Toalis Deepheart Sex on the Beach -- You would MOCK me! You KNOW that Zin has withheld the gender attachment which I DESERVE, and you MOCK my lack! But even without that final FLOURISH of form, I am a PERFECTLY CREATED, superior being, and I forgive you because you are a MERE FLESH PERSON. -- Life of Osksi P.S. I am NOT "manufactured goods." Hockey -- Oof, I guess that's not my game. -- Maginot Mike Harlequin Tuskfish -- What do I know about fish? I'm a mining golem. -- Mucker 6 May 2004 DEATH FEST The ferocious ghosts of former glories whispered across the wind swept sands of DM 59; agonizing incessantly due to the diminutive demise of the Delarq arena known as Illis. Tattered banners and forgotten memories wailed in the wind for a dynamic death march to dawn once more upon the blood stained sands of the Delarq slow arena. The distant call crying for a declaration of restoration amidst the ruin of the all but forgotten Delarq arena carried to the far corners of Alastari; drawing the Devious, the Diabolical, the Dangerous and the Down Challenging to cross blades and wage warfare among an assemblage of new stables managed by the Known and Unknown; willing to spill fresh blood, while carving their destiny during 15 Rounds of contest driven combat to be known as the "Illis Incredibly Diabolical Delarq Death Fest". A lone cloaked figure huddled by lamplight in a remote outpost near the crossroads of ElseWhere and ElseWhen; feverishly formulating the foundational framework for the dawning of the Delarq Death Fest in DM 59, complete with Gladiatorial Commission sanctioned prizes to promote the growing thirst for a Delarq Slow Arena Death Festival. Delarq Death Fest Opening Round debuts the first turn immediately following the Summer 2004 F2F Tourney and continues through the completion of 15 consecutive rounds. Death Fest points are Won or Lost ONLY in the DM 59 Delarq Slow Arena [Tourneys DO NOT Add or Subtract from the Death Fest Point Scoring System]: Death Fest Scoring Format: Win =3D +2 pts Loss =3D -1 pt Kill =3D +5 pts [in addition to +2 pts for Win] Death =3D -3 pts [in addition to 1 pt for Loss] Dark Arena Kill =3D +10 pts [in addition to +2 pts for Win] Dark Arena Death =3D -5 pts [in addition to 1 pt for Loss] Revenged Blood Feud =3D +5 pts [successful Revenged Blood Feud provides Death Fest contestants the opportunity to cancel out 3 pts for Death and 1 pt for Loss; while gaining +1 pt overall for the Revenged Blood Feud in addition to the +2 pts for Win] DEATH FEST PRIZES will be awarded to the Top Ten Death Fest Stables on the basis of Total Points*** accumulated during the 15 rounds of competition as follows: 1. Favorite Weapon Knowledge for 1 (one) warrior ranked Initiate or higher on the Final Round to be revealed by RSI to each of the Top Ten Death Fest Stables 2. Renaming of Dark Arena Monsters and NPCs [yet to be determined according to how many DA Monsters and NPCs are available in DM 59 for Renaming] 3. The Top Five Death Fest Stables will receive New Team Rollup Certificates as follows: 1st (10), 2nd (8), 3rd (6), 4th (4) and 5th (2) 4. Renaming Illis Arena for 6 months plus Receiving 6 months Free Play courtesy of RSI will be awarded to the manager of the 1st Place Death Fest Stable 5. Discussions are underway regarding a possible Special Award granted to the Illis Iron Stable qualifiers who compete in 67 of a possible 75 fights during the course of the 15 consecutive rounds of the Death Fest [Key Factor is How Many (?) stables will be competing in the Death Fest without drawing away participation by current managers in the remaining slow arenas!] Therefore, it is important for all managers entering stables in DM 59 for the upcoming Death Fest to contact RSI as soon as possible regarding their participation in this contest so that a Final Ruling on the proposed Illis Iron Stable Award can be issued by RSI. ***TieBreaker is determined on the Final Round by the DM 59 Newsletter Recognition Rankings. The stable with the Highest Ranked Active Gladiator is granted the decision. [Example: Warrior A and Warrior B are both listed in the Recognition Rankings with 87 pts; however, because Warrior A is listed in the Recognition Rankings ahead of Warrior B, then Warrior A is granted the TieBreaker Decision for His/Her stable!] Opening Round Team Spotlight Bonus [minimum 15 paragraphs!] Each Delarq Death Fest competitor who writes a Team Spotlight featuring their Stable (Name) and Managerial Alias [Gladiatorial Names Optional] in regards to competing in the Delarq Death Fest will receive 25 pts added to His/Her opening round score. Illis Iron Stable Bonus [in addition to the proposed award awaiting RSI approval!] Any manager whose stable competes in at least 67 of the possible 75 fights during the 15 rounds of Death Fest receives 25 points added to His/Her final overall score [this allows each stable the cushion of missing one round of competition; plus up to 3 additional fights due to waiting for replacement rollups from Deaths suffered either in Tourneys or during the Death Fest contest in DM 59 over the course of 15 rounds of competition!] Delarq Death Fest Hosted by Hammer [Who Else?] 25 May 2004 TEN TURNS OF HELL: The KLK Capture The Flag Competition In the spirit of the ongoing effort to make arena play what it used to be (FUN!!), I am proud to announce the KLK Capture The Flag Competition. The competition will be held in Jhans (DM-36, which has, by the way, grown in size equal to Talcama already). :) We are announcing this contest early to allow managers time to prep. Rules: -- On turn 462 (due 8/4/04) the lowest ranked warrior on your team is given your team's 'flag' (he is your initial flag defender). -- Starting on turn 463 (due 8/18/04) flags will be defended every turn and turn 463 is the turn scoring will begin. -- Fights involving flags are winners-take-all and a warrior can carry as many flags as he can win. -- If a warrior holding a flag either A) goes inactive, B) loses to a stand-by warrior or C) gets DA'd, he forfeits all flags he has and they are returned the their original team's lowest ranked warrior. -- If you hold your own flag on an inactive warrior you receive NO POINTS that turn. -- If a warrior graduates to AD holding flags starting on the next turn those flags will be defended by the lowest ranked warrior on the team of the graduating warrior. -- Scoring as follows for each turn: 2 pts -- possession of your own team flag 1 pt -- possession any other flag 1 pt -- for each win 1 pt -- for each kill 1 pt -- for each award you receive in the newsletter -- You may enter as many teams as you like (per RSI rules) but each team is its own entry. -- Tie-Breaker goes to the team that had the most points from flags. -- If still tied the tie-breaker will be the team that had the most points from kills. (It's the Delarq way.) -- The contest lasts 10 turns and there will be prizes for 1st, 2nd and 3rd (based on highest point totals) Prizes: (what you've been waiting on) 1st -- 3 know favorites potions* DA warrior named after winning manager 2nd -- 2 know favorites potions* 3rd -- 1 know favorites potion* * These are full favorite potions (weapon, rhythms and tactics) and can only be used on warriors with at least 4 FE. How's that for paying out? (grin) Even if you think that it's all about the TC, these prizes should be enough to draw you in. (You know who you are.) I hope to see friend and foe alike come to Jhans. Legion, Froths, and all the others...this is your personal invite. Can you win? Can you survive 10 turns of Hell in Jhans? Note: Special thanks to RSI for helping make this contest possible. Thanks guys! Bookie KLK Alliance Director Jhans' Board of Tourism Warden of the Froth Circle (grin) D.R.C. 4 Life LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS A DIFFERENT GRAPE viciously subdued ETCHED IN STONE in a 613 minute Challenge fight. DR DAZZLE was demolished by SLEEPLESS PARANOIA in a 1 minute Challenge Title melee. MUMPHY CHICK won victory over B.A. TURRY in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Challenge brawl. STARBUCK was overpowered by SPLURGE ON WAX LIPS in a 1 minute Challenge fight. SHOCKING TOAD devastated HAIR LIP! in a 2 minute bloody one-sided Challenge duel. ROB A. REE beat DUSKY JAWFISH in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory Challenge brawl. GREE CHAK was overcome by HOCKEY in a 1 minute Challenge melee. SILAS vanquished DOC STEELE in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge duel. NEOSPHINCTER lost to MAGINOT MIKE in a 2 minute Challenge duel. LUIGI was luckily beaten by RAW SEX APPEAL in a exciting 1 minute Challenge fight. SHINY PENNY overcame LIFE in a popular 2 minute Challenge bout. ELI was subdued by ARSONIST ART in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge match. BEAR was overcome by GRINGOLD in a exciting 1 minute Challenge contest. LINK was subdued by SEX ON THE BEACH in a popular 2 minute Challenge brawl. HE HATE ME was handily defeated by DOC STEELE in a 1 minute Challenge conflict. WENT TO MARKET was overpowered by BRADEN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge struggle. LUC STARWALKER overcame STRAFE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge bout. PEON NECROMANCER unbelievably bested ASHANTI in a popular 1 minute Challenge brawl. MY1STADMWARRIOR demolished REDEMPTION in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout. PATIENCE overpowered WORK IN PROGRESS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight. NUMBERED WON devastated MEN WORKING in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest. WHIRLING WORD overpowered SALIEL in a popular 3 minute gruesome one-sided duel. SPEEDI was vanquished by JANAE in a popular 1 minute brutal mismatched fray. JACK BOY overpowered RAZOX in a 2 minute brutal uneven fight. DARK GUMBY defeated MISS HONEY in a popular 1 minute duel. CLEANER WRASSE overpowered SHADOWMANE in a 1 minute uneven match. MAHI MAHI overpowered SHADOWMANE in a popular 1 minute uneven duel. SIR ENE viciously subdued OBSESSIVE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gruesome bout. HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH was overpowered by CHICK WITH A STICK in a 1 minute fight. RYGEL handily defeated FACEMAN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight. SCHYLER overpowered ANTAGONIST in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight. MIMIC BLENNY beat COOLER in a exciting 1 minute fray. DR NUT devastated TOLAIS DEEPHEART in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal one-sided duel. TORNADO demolished KILLER KARCH in a 1 minute one-sided struggle. ONE A DAY was viciously subdued by RAMZA in a exciting 4 minute brutal fight. BLACK WIDOW overcame THANOS in a action packed 1 minute match. RENAE overpowered MUCKER in a popular 1 minute uneven bout. DEORNE handily defeated ROLEX WATCH in a action packed 2 minute mismatched match. ZAEBOS was overpowered by TAPS in a action packed 4 minute bloody uneven battle. TOWER subdued QUID PRO QUO in a action packed 3 minute conflict. BASS handily defeated THRENODY in a exciting 2 minute bloody mismatched fight. A NEW PONY! was overcome by PEGASUS in a exciting 1 minute conflict. GAMBLE overpowered DECK SWAB in a 1 minute one-sided fight. ENDYMION was luckily beaten by RED FUSION in a popular 4 minute gory duel. CASIMIR was overcome by SUX0R in a 4 minute bout. CRACK IS CHEAP outwaited INKEEPER'S SON in a monotonous 16 minute duel. SUPER BUM luckily beat ZOT ZIPZIG in a exciting 7 minute brutal conflict. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |LUNGING ATTACK 25 PARRY-LUNGE 15 - 10 - 0 60 | |WALL OF STEEL 14 TOTAL PARRY 41 - 30 - 0 58 | |TOTAL PARRY 12 WALL OF STEEL 66 - 49 - 0 57 | |BASHING ATTACK 12 AIMED BLOW 38 - 30 - 0 56 | |SLASHING ATTACK 11 LUNGING ATTACK 138 - 114 - 1 55 | |AIMED BLOW 6 SLASHING ATTACK 48 - 44 - 0 52 | |STRIKING ATTACK 4 STRIKING ATTACK 14 - 23 - 0 38 | |PARRY-LUNGE 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 - 13 - 0 35 | |PARRY-STRIKE 2 BASHING ATTACK 39 - 73 - 0 35 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-STRIKE 6 - 13 - 0 32 | Turn 376 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 12 - 13 3 LUNGING ATTACK TOTAL PARRY 9 - 3 WALL OF STEEL 6 - 8 3 WALL OF STEEL SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 5 BASHING ATTACK 5 - 7 1 AIMED BLOW PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 AIMED BLOW 2 - 4 1 PARRY-LUNGE PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 2 1 STRIKING ATTACK 1 PARRY-STRIKE TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME LUNGING ATTACK SLEEPLESS PARANOI 82-2252 23 17 1 275 PARENTHOOD (1122) WALL OF STEEL WHIRLING WORD 48-3815 63 38 1 267 4-LETTER WORDS (1063) AIMED BLOW SPLURGE ON WAX LI 18-6485 61 47 3 239 STREET PIZZA (114) PARRY-LUNGE JANAE 5-3867 54 42 3 234 BLADES OF CHAOS (961) TOTAL PARRY A DIFFERENT GRAPE 82-1258 41 28 1 228 MY WIFE'S COSMETICS (1038) STRIKING ATTACK MAHI MAHI 18-4899 95 63 1 218 BIG MEAN FISH (292) PARRY-STRIKE SHOCKING TOAD 7-310 54 70 1 218 NINJAS (1107) SLASHING ATTACK HOCKEY 82-5719 23 22 0 218 CHEAP DENTISTRY (1098) PARRY-RIPOSTE TAPS 96-841 22 18 5 194 MUSIC TO KILL BY (1119) BASHING ATTACK SILAS 18-6796 40 60 2 186 SHEPHERDS (432) The overall popularity leader is SPEEDI 58-3029. The most popular warrior this turn was ZOT ZIPZIG 6-5688. The ten other most popular fighters were RAMZA 7-4340, B.A. TURRY 39-3383, ENDYMION 6-4163, DEORNE 7-2529, TAPS 96-841, BASS 5-3666, SUPER BUM 82-18411, ROB A. REE 39-3241, WHIRLING WORD 48-3815, and SIR ENE 10-4360. The least popular fighter this week was ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112. The other ten least popular fighters were A DIFFERENT GRAPE 82-1258, CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422, DECK SWAB 18-2148, KILLER KARCH 69-5668, MEN WORKING 38-4189, WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193, REDEMPTION 4-4868, WENT TO MARKET 25-4288, SUX0R 5-4560, and THANOS 37-1406. Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K MORDANT(1) 1 0 0 LYRATILAN(25) 0 1 0 TRICORUS(51) 1 0 0 OSKSI(3) 0 3 0 ARVAT(32) 1 1 0 TROCAR(54) 1 0 0 JHELUM(4) 1 2 0 JHANS(36) 0 1 0 ANDOR(57) 0 1 0 KALTOS(5) 3 0 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 2 1 0 DELARQ TOR(58) 1 2 0 TRANSEL(6) 5 6 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 3 0 JURINE(61) 0 1 0 BONSUR(7) 8 3 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 2 1 0 CIMMERIAC(69) 0 1 0 KOLACT(10) 1 2 0 KATI-TEI(41) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 7 4 0 TALCAMA(18) 9 7 0 RODEKI(42) 0 2 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 1 0 0 TI(23) 1 0 0 CAER(48) 1 0 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 0 1 0 ZORPUNT(24) 1 0 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY MUMPHY CHICK 1-5487 14 1 0 81 LEGENDS OF STEELE (1047) MORDANT SALIEL 3-5485 59 47 1 197 ZODIAC KNIGHTS (958) OSKSI MAGINOT MIKE 4-4509 57 63 1 179 DOGS OF WAR (999) JHELUM JANAE 5-3867 54 42 3 234 BLADES OF CHAOS (961) KALTOS SCHYLER 6-4866 55 90 1 211 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL DARK GUMBY 7-4694 54 36 1 223 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR SIR ENE 10-4360 50 31 3 201 SIR AGLIO (600) KOLACT CLEANER WRASSE 18-6495 69 62 2 249 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA CHICK WITH A STICK 23-4365 56 48 2 208 DIABLO TOO (1037) TI DR NUT 24-4254 55 34 2 218 DP CLONES (1045) ZORPUNT WENT TO MARKET 25-4288 22 20 2 77 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162) LYRATILAN ROLEX WATCH 32-3732 48 43 1 175 LUST MUPPETS (1036) ARVAT MISS HONEY 36-4850 66 62 0 201 SCARRY TEAM (824) JHANS BLACK WIDOW 37-1303 60 67 2 196 BEAST MASTERS (136) SIBIKHAS FACEMAN 38-4129 48 43 2 182 THE A TEAM (1044) CLIFFHOME ROB A. REE 39-3241 36 24 1 207 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN GREE CHAK 41-3859 45 33 2 182 KILLERS (1145) KATI-TEI TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620 87 101 0 191 DELVERS (1000) RODEKI WHIRLING WORD 48-3815 63 38 1 267 4-LETTER WORDS (1063) CAER PATIENCE 51-4949 21 31 1 78 MIGHTY MORALS (1120) TRICORUS SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435 27 15 3 136 INDULGENT DRINKS (1153) TROCAR DR DAZZLE 57-4485 59 31 2 192 PEPPER PRACTICE II (1069) ANDOR SPEEDI 58-3029 100 83 3 193 SHAMROCKS (424) DELARQ TOR ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 41 21 1 191 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE KILLER KARCH 69-5668 18 11 2 180 SAND KINGS (1118) CIMMERIAC SLEEPLESS PARANOIA 82-2252 23 17 1 275 PARENTHOOD (1122) DWES EG TAPS 96-841 22 18 5 194 MUSIC TO KILL BY (1119) OLD VALAMANTIS ONE A DAY 98-799 21 15 3 181 MY DRUGS (1179) SYVYN'S HILL