DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL Date : 06/12/2004 Duedate: 06/25/2004 DARKHOLM DM-104 TURN-377 RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K % 1 BLACK PRIMER 82/1187 1141 425 7 72.9 11 SEA DOGS 18/328 36 44 2 45.0 LEGENDS OF STEELE 1/1047 THE CUTTHROATS 7/203 2 MONGREL HORDE 10/964 481 234 3 67.3 12 INDULGENT DR 54/1153 56 70 1 44.4 3 PARENTHOOD 82/1122 1489 1213 16 55.1 CRIMINAL ELEMENT 39/1074 WHY WE LOVE TUM 82/1164 13 BEAST MASTERS 37/136 122 168 1 42.1 4-LETTER WORDS 48/1063 ELEMENTS OF PSI 58/423 CHEAP DENTISTRY 82/1098 KREWE OF DRUID 6/1186 STREET PIZZA 18/114 ACTS OF NATURE 6/415 MY WIFE'S COSMETICS 82/1038 BEAST MASTERS 18/1192 WHAT I ATE FOR XMAS 82/1114 14-KIDS GONE BAD 3/446 17 24 0 41.5 STREET PIZZAD III 82/1190 15 NINJAS 7/1107 61 93 1 39.6 LUST MUPPETS 32/1036 KILLERS 41/1145 PUNCHLINES 82/1115 SCIENCE FICTION 6/1191 4 IT'S NEW! 6/1195 1584 1355 6 53.9 16 SAND KINGS 69/1118 49 76 0 39.2 MORE NEW TEAMS 2 5/1188 MUSIC TO KILL BY 96/1119 FLAT BROKE 82/1184 TERRAPIN STATION 10/616 DP CLONES 24/1045 17 DELVERS 42/1000 221 368 1 37.5 CEMENTIA 61/1112 DOGS OF WAR 4/999 PEPPER PRACTICE II 57/1069 GAMES LIBRARY 3/998 DIABLO TOO 23/1037 18 JOHNS 5/927 787 1378 16 36.4 WASTELAND 18/468 SCARRY TEAM 36/824 WASTELAND II 7/500 ARROGANCE 18/732 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW 82/1197 THE LADY'S LIST 6/917 MY DRUGS 98/1179 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151 5 STYROFOAM 82/1090 1122 977 8 53.5 19 BIG BAD 7/1073 481 888 8 35.1 6 QUBIT 10/1140 552 487 2 53.1 NEXT GENERATION 18/1150 ON A WHIM 82/1014 SHEPHERDS 18/432 SIR AGLIO 10/600 NEXT GENERATION 58/1075 7 THE A TEAM 38/1044 644 629 6 50.6 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY 25/1162 BIG MEAN FISH 18/292 MIGHTY MORALS 51/1120 8-SRETSAMLEUD 18/1183 13 13 1 50.0 SUPER BASH BROTHERS 6/1067 SRETSAMLEUD 37/1134 FOUND IN THE SAND 32/1034 9 SHAMROCKS 58/424 164 168 3 49.4 20 NIGHT TRAIN 37/545 17 34 0 33.3 10 BLADES OF ICE 7/192 344 363 2 48.7 NIGHT TRAIN 6/1158 BLADES OF CHAOS 5/961 21-INDIFFERENCE 7/1194 1 0 0 100 BLADES OF MIST 4/959 22-MEGAWARRIORS 10/1198 0 1 0 0.0 ZODIAC KNIGHTS 3/958 '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 497): WISPER of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 382): TOOFLESS of GLORY BOUND TROLLS (DeGotti, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 502): HARALDUR of AESIR (Buri, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 498): MARCH MADNESS of SPORTZ! (Guardian, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 497): FRIED TWINKIE of MORE NEW TEAMS 2 (The Muffin Man, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 501): SERENGETI of BATTLE BEASTS (Sensei Jan, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 498): GINGER of SUGAR AND SPICE (Mannequin, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 493): HOLY BULL of THOROUGHBREDS (DRF, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 484): BRICKTOP of WASTELAND (The Muffin Man, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 483): MR. TWISTER of IRONIC TAILS (Mr. Twister, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 457): PINK BEAR of LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... (Shocking Toad, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 448): UHLEK of DARK TOADS (TigToad, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 195): DUCK TAPE of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 435): GUNSLINGER of KING'S KREW (King Ralph, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 383): APPLE of FRUITS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 182): MOUSETRAP of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 170): HOFFA WITH HAIR of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 333): BET OR NOT DIE of SRETSAMLEUD (Phat Phat, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 147): 2 PHAT of VERMIN (Sultan, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 376): SLEEPLESS PARANOIA of PARENTHOOD from DWES EG (TUM) Top Teams --------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 497): THE BLACK COMPANY (Darkfist, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 382): GLORY BOUND TROLLS (DeGotti, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 502): none DM 4 JHELUM (turn 498): ORCCON THUGS (DMobster, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 497): THE TAKEN (Silver Stroke, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 501): BATTLE BEASTS (Sensei Jan, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 498): SUGAR AND SPICE (Mannequin, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 493): DEVIL'S ADVOCATE (Assamite, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 484): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 483): COSMIC FREAK OUT (Floyd, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 457): KAMIKAZI (Turtle, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 448): DENNY'S BKFAST (T'Loi, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 195): ATMAN PROJECT (Kosmos, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 435): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 383): ALL-UGLY TEAM (The Sentinel, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 182): THE MUPPETS (Keldon Blackfang, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 170): ISLANDERS (Nick, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 333): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Nick, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 147): X-POSSE (Savant, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 376): BLACK PRIMERS, etc. (Doc Steele, mgr.) Recent Graduates ----------------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 497): WISPER of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.) (turn 496): SMEDS of THE BLACK COMPANY (Darkfist, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 498): MARCH MADNESS of SPORTZ! (Guardian, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 497): ANGRY CANDY of FLOWER CHILDREN (Ebenezer Frothingslosh) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 492): VAPID VANNA of SPRINGBORN (Still, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 483): FRENCH GRUNT of BIG MEAN FISH (Big Wave Dave, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 483): MR. TWISTER of IRONIC TAILS (Mr. Twister, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 457): KATHLEEN of BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.) (turn 456): M. THRASHER of 5440 OR FIGHT! (Mordraith, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 448): UHLEK of DARK TOADS (TigToad, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 194): TAMMY FAYE of WITLESS WONDERS (Berylstar, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 435): ANN ARTICHOKE of DELVERS (Nick, mgr.) YANKEE DAN of CLOWNING AROUND (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 182): MERGEN of THE BLACK COMPANY (Woelfe, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 147): 2 PHAT of VERMIN (Sultan, mgr.) REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER Desiree sends her apologies for missing you guys this cycle. She had to meet a red- eye shuttle, and ended up not getting back until it was too late. She'll be back next turn. -- Ed. Oh, hi. Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte. Thought I'd check out DARKHOLM to see what's new. MVP award for ENDYMION? KREWE OF DRUID's proud of him after beating CRACK IS CHEAP and getting 28 points. Talk about yer big time losers! SILAS got smashed by DOC STEELE, and lost 21 points! Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair? I think SLEEPLESS PARANOIA should let DR NUT be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about it. Who was the wiseguy that said DARKHOLM's Duelmaster was paying for drinks at The Black Chalice? Don't look at me! Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right? NEXT GENERATION was DARKHOLM's most avoided team. Is there some award for that? I don't know what MY DRUGS' been doing. They certainly haven't been accepting many fights from NEXT GENERATION, that's fer sher. Can GAMES LIBRARY's LIFE be more popular than me? It was challenged the most, but is that really the same? See if I ever talk to A DIFFERENT GRAPE again! ETCHED IN STONE was so low when It challenged it. Hhmph! Is this how MY WIFE'S COSMETICS advances, by having their members (A DIFFERENT GRAPE) fight people that are really below them (ETCHED IN STONE)? Ooh! Did GREE CHAK really know what he was doing when he challenged HOCKEY? A 45-34-2 speaks volumes. (Zontoni said that. I don't know what it means.) What did GREE CHAK expect, anyway! Of course HOCKEY won. Next time stick to people you have a chance against, dummy! Speaking of challenging 41 points above did you hear about STARBUCK of SCIENCE FICTION vs. ON A WHIM's JACK BOY? (And how was that intro!) STARBUCK lost to JACK BOY, but he got 5 points. JACK BOY won, and got 13 points. I don't get it. I'm not so sure BORGUS BASHIMUS knew all the facts when he challenged LIFE of GAMES LIBRARY. I saw BORGUS BASHIMUS stumbling and dribbling at The Black Chalice last week... Do you think BORGUS BASHIMUS knew something before he challenged LIFE? He got a win and 22 points. What will the guy do next? Some fights are really unfair. How do you think LUIGI feels about being challenged by DECK SWAB, 17 points above him? DECK SWAB beat LUIGI. No surprise about that. Really I'm not surprised DECK SWAB would do such a scummy thing, either. LUC STARWALKER is being unfair. It's challenged down 39 against WORK IN PROGRESS. I don't know why they let this stuff go on. (I'd better shut up) I was sorry to see such an unfair "fight" in DARKHOLM. LUC STARWALKER got 2 points after beating WORK IN PROGRESS, 39 points below it. Some fights are really unfair. How do you think B.A. TURRY feels about being challenged by MUMPHY CHICK, 22 points above him? MUMPHY CHICK beat B.A. TURRY. No surprise about that. Really I'm not surprised MUMPHY CHICK would do such a scummy thing, either. See if I ever talk to NUMBERED WON again! MEN WORKING was so low when He challenged he. Hhmph! Is this how NEXT GENERATION advances, by having their members (NUMBERED WON) fight people that are really below them (MEN WORKING)? STRAFE is being unfair. He's challenged down 21 against ASHANTI. I don't know why they let this stuff go on. (I'd better shut up) A lotta people lost a lotta money in a lotta bets, when STRAFE challenged ASHANTI, 21 points below and lost! Send 'im to the Dark Arena! What does a fighter fight for? I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone gets killed. Not after four more fights. Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to hear from you? Write! (Or have someone write for you.) Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain. Soak it in cold water, and hand wash. I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits. Remember you guys, ease up sometimes! Chill out! Later, Debby Tonte KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY SLEEPLESS PARANOIA 82-2252 24 17 1 294 PARENTHOOD (1122) DWES EG GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY WHIRLING WORD 48-3815 64 38 1 287 4-LETTER WORDS (1063) CAER CLEANER WRASSE 18-6495 70 62 2 262 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA SPLURGE ON WAX LIP 18-6485 62 47 3 255 STREET PIZZA (114) TALCAMA JACK BOY 82-2030 76 56 0 247 ON A WHIM (1014) DWES EG A DIFFERENT GRAPE 82-1258 42 28 1 244 MY WIFE'S COSMETICS (1038) DWES EG MAHI MAHI 18-4899 96 63 1 235 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA SHOCKING TOAD 7-310 55 70 1 231 NINJAS (1107) BONSUR HOCKEY 82-5719 24 22 0 229 CHEAP DENTISTRY (1098) DWES EG GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY CHICK WITH A STICK 23-4365 57 48 2 219 DIABLO TOO (1037) TI MIMIC BLENNY 18-7541 34 18 1 219 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA SPEEDI 58-3029 101 83 3 214 SHAMROCKS (424) DELARQ TOR RAMZA 7-4340 55 34 2 212 BLADES OF ICE (192) BONSUR DUSKY JAWFISH 18-6978 44 45 1 211 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY WHIRLING DOG 10-4177 60 31 1 208 MONGREL HORDE (964) KOLACT DR DAZZLE 57-4485 60 31 2 207 PEPPER PRACTICE II (1069) ANDOR DEORNE 7-2529 71 52 1 206 BLADES OF ICE (192) BONSUR BLACK WIDOW 37-1303 61 67 2 205 BEAST MASTERS (136) SIBIKHAS SIR ENE 10-4360 51 31 3 203 SIR AGLIO (600) KOLACT RAZOX 7-2400 76 54 1 201 BLADES OF ICE (192) BONSUR TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620 88 101 0 200 DELVERS (1000) RODEKI DR NUT 24-4254 55 35 2 200 DP CLONES (1045) ZORPUNT JANAE 5-3867 54 43 3 199 BLADES OF CHAOS (961) KALTOS RENAE 7-4304 58 41 3 198 BLADES OF ICE (192) BONSUR DARK GUMBY 7-4694 54 37 1 198 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR STARBUCK 6-5387 35 23 0 198 SCIENCE FICTION (1191) TRANSEL ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 41 22 1 195 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE MISS HONEY 36-4850 66 63 0 194 SCARRY TEAM (824) JHANS ROB A. REE 39-3241 36 25 1 194 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN SCHYLER 6-4866 55 91 1 193 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL TORNADO 6-2249 32 41 2 193 ACTS OF NATURE (415) TRANSEL RYGEL 18-7142 46 41 1 191 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA SALIEL 3-5485 59 48 1 190 ZODIAC KNIGHTS (958) OSKSI FACEMAN 38-4129 48 44 2 190 THE A TEAM (1044) CLIFFHOME HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH 18-6977 47 41 0 189 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA ZAEBOS 7-1921 41 31 0 186 THE CUTTHROATS (203) BONSUR TAPS 96-841 22 19 5 186 MUSIC TO KILL BY (1119) OLD VALAMANTIS HAIR LIP! 82-3261 16 15 1 186 PUNCHLINES (1115) DWES EG OBSESSIVE 58-2447 47 43 1 185 ELEMENTS OF PSI (423) DELARQ TOR -ZAGNUT 10-4745 36 11 4 185 TERRAPIN STATION (616) KOLACT ONE A DAY 98-799 22 15 3 183 MY DRUGS (1179) SYVYN'S HILL COOLER 82-7277 34 23 1 182 STYROFOAM (1090) DWES EG BASS 5-3666 56 93 2 181 JOHNS (927) KALTOS GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY KILLER KARCH 69-5668 18 12 2 180 SAND KINGS (1118) CIMMERIAC GREE CHAK 41-3859 45 34 2 178 KILLERS (1145) KATI-TEI NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317 25 11 1 178 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA MUCKER 42-3596 55 63 1 177 DELVERS (1000) RODEKI DOC STEELE 18-6808 44 64 1 177 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA -CYCLOPS 7-4625 25 27 1 175 BIG BAD (1073) BONSUR -ANTAGONIST 3-2824 22 21 2 175 KIDS GONE BAD (446) OSKSI ROLEX WATCH 32-3732 48 44 1 170 LUST MUPPETS (1036) ARVAT TOWER 7-4461 39 20 1 168 BLADES OF ICE (192) BONSUR DOC STEELE 18-6010 56 110 6 165 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA SILAS 18-6796 40 61 2 165 SHEPHERDS (432) TALCAMA THANOS 37-1406 29 41 2 164 NIGHT TRAIN (545) SIBIKHAS SHINY PENNY 32-3789 33 67 2 161 FOUND IN THE SAND (1034) ARVAT MAGINOT MIKE 4-4509 57 64 1 160 DOGS OF WAR (999) JHELUM PEGASUS 6-4161 27 28 1 158 KREWE OF DRUID (1186) TRANSEL GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY GRINGOLD 7-2416 23 20 2 150 THE CUTTHROATS (203) BONSUR THRENODY 4-4557 33 35 1 147 BLADES OF MIST (959) JHELUM QUID PRO QUO 10-4794 29 16 1 147 QUBIT (1140) KOLACT SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435 28 15 3 143 INDULGENT DRINKS (1153) TROCAR -GAMBLE 7-4884 20 12 2 141 INDIFFERENCE (1194) BONSUR A NEW PONY! 82-1306 23 31 0 139 WHAT I ATE FOR XMAS (1114) DWES EG BORGUS BASHIMUS 58-6097 22 30 1 134 NEXT GENERATION (1075) DELARQ TOR LINK 6-5144 26 44 2 130 SUPER BASH BROTHERS (1067) TRANSEL GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY BEAR 7-4628 26 42 1 128 BIG BAD (1073) BONSUR DECK SWAB 18-2148 25 19 1 125 SEA DOGS (328) TALCAMA HE HATE ME 18-7820 21 19 2 125 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA LIFE 3-4196 40 132 0 122 GAMES LIBRARY (998) OSKSI RAW SEX APPEAL 82-1331 18 7 0 121 WHY WE LOVE TUM (1164) DWES EG ELI 18-7272 22 33 3 113 SHEPHERDS (432) TALCAMA ARSONIST ART 39-3325 32 23 0 108 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY WENT TO MARKET 25-4288 23 20 2 98 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162) LYRATILAN LUIGI 6-5142 30 44 2 97 SUPER BASH BROTHERS (1067) TRANSEL LUC STARWALKER 58-6100 35 34 0 96 NEXT GENERATION (1075) DELARQ TOR -MY1STADMWARRIOR 37-4668 24 10 1 93 SRETSAMLEUD (1134) SIBIKHAS GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY SUX0R 5-4560 21 5 0 90 MORE NEW TEAMS 2 (1188) KALTOS NUMBERED WON 18-7434 24 25 0 88 NEXT GENERATION (1150) TALCAMA ENDYMION 6-4163 24 32 1 85 KREWE OF DRUID (1186) TRANSEL SUPER BUM 82-18411 21 10 0 84 FLAT BROKE (1184) DWES EG MUMPHY CHICK 1-5487 15 1 0 83 LEGENDS OF STEELE (1047) MORDANT BRADEN 6-4867 56 90 0 79 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL -PATIENCE 51-4949 21 31 1 78 MIGHTY MORALS (1120) TRICORUS -PEON NECROMANCER 18-7856 22 16 4 74 SRETSAMLEUD (1183) TALCAMA REDEMPTION 4-4868 23 16 1 72 BLADES OF MIST (959) JHELUM ASHANTI 6-5352 20 30 4 72 KREWE OF DRUID (1186) TRANSEL RED FUSION 6-5480 20 5 0 70 IT'S NEW! (1195) TRANSEL ZOT ZIPZIG 6-5688 20 26 0 69 NIGHT TRAIN (1158) TRANSEL B.A. TURRY 39-3383 18 22 1 67 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422 20 7 0 65 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (1197) DWES EG SMOOGIE 82-2247 9 7 1 60 STREET PIZZAD III (1190) DWES EG WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 21 57 2 55 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME STRAFE 82-11158 14 13 0 49 BLACK PRIMERS (1187) DWES EG MEN WORKING 38-4189 26 52 1 42 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE Neosphincter -- Aha! You teased me and poked me and got me MAD, and then I creamed you. I really like it when fights end that way. -- Maginot Mike Shiny Penny -- You BLINDED me with your SHINY REFLECTION!!! -- Life of Osksi, somewhat off his form today Dr Nut -- Ah, well, win some, lose some. -- Tolais Deepheart Renae -- You got some kinda grudge against golems, girl? -- Mucker 25 May 2004 TEN TURNS OF HELL: The KLK Capture The Flag Competition In the spirit of the ongoing effort to make arena play what it used to be (FUN!!), I am proud to announce the KLK Capture The Flag Competition. The competition will be held in Jhans (DM-36, which has, by the way, grown in size equal to Talcama already). :) We are announcing this contest early to allow managers time to prep. Rules: -- On turn 462 (due 8/4/04) the lowest ranked warrior on your team is given your team's 'flag' (he is your initial flag defender). -- Starting on turn 463 (due 8/18/04) flags will be defended every turn and turn 463 is the turn scoring will begin. -- Fights involving flags are winners-take-all and a warrior can carry as many flags as he can win. -- If a warrior holding a flag either A) goes inactive, B) loses to a stand-by warrior or C) gets DA'd, he forfeits all flags he has and they are returned the their original team's lowest ranked warrior. -- If you hold your own flag on an inactive warrior you receive NO POINTS that turn. -- If a warrior graduates to AD holding flags starting on the next turn those flags will be defended by the lowest ranked warrior on the team of the graduating warrior. -- Scoring as follows for each turn: 2 pts -- possession of your own team flag 1 pt -- possession any other flag 1 pt -- for each win 1 pt -- for each kill 1 pt -- for each award you receive in the newsletter -- You may enter as many teams as you like (per RSI rules) but each team is its own entry. -- Tie-Breaker goes to the team that had the most points from flags. -- If still tied the tie-breaker will be the team that had the most points from kills. (It's the Delarq way.) -- The contest lasts 10 turns and there will be prizes for 1st, 2nd and 3rd (based on highest point totals) Prizes: (what you've been waiting on) 1st -- 3 know favorites potions* DA warrior named after winning manager 2nd -- 2 know favorites potions* 3rd -- 1 know favorites potion* * These are full favorite potions (weapon, rhythms and tactics) and can only be used on warriors with at least 4 FE. How's that for paying out? (grin) Even if you think that it's all about the TC, these prizes should be enough to draw you in. (You know who you are.) I hope to see friend and foe alike come to Jhans. Legion, Froths, and all the others...this is your personal invite. Can you win? Can you survive 10 turns of Hell in Jhans? Note: Special thanks to RSI for helping make this contest possible. Thanks guys! Bookie KLK Alliance Director Jhans' Board of Tourism Warden of the Froth Circle (grin) D.R.C. 4 Life LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS A DIFFERENT GRAPE viciously subdued ETCHED IN STONE in a 3803 minute Challenge fight. DR DAZZLE demolished SCHYLER in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee. GREE CHAK was vanquished by HOCKEY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl. TAPS was overpowered by SHOCKING TOAD in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight. STARBUCK slimly lost to JACK BOY in a popular 3 minute bloody Challenge duel. NEOSPHINCTER overpowered MAGINOT MIKE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl. ZAEBOS savagely defeated TOWER in a action packed 5 minute gruesome Challenge melee. GRINGOLD won victory over A NEW PONY! in a popular 1 minute Challenge duel. BORGUS BASHIMUS viciously subdued LIFE in a popular 3 minute gory Challenge duel. DECK SWAB overpowered LUIGI in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee. ELI was luckily beaten by RAW SEX APPEAL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge match. LUC STARWALKER handily defeated WORK IN PROGRESS in a 1 minute Challenge contest. MUMPHY CHICK bested B.A. TURRY in a crowd pleasing 5 minute Challenge bout. WENT TO MARKET handily defeated BRADEN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight. NUMBERED WON overpowered MEN WORKING in a 1 minute uneven Challenge struggle. STRAFE was handily defeated by ASHANTI in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout. SLEEPLESS PARANOIA viciously subdued DR NUT in a exciting 3 minute brutal Title fight. JANAE was overpowered by MAHI MAHI in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout. WHIRLING WORD handily defeated DARK GUMBY in a 2 minute mismatched competition. CLEANER WRASSE overpowered TORNADO in a exciting 2 minute gory uneven fight. SPLURGE ON WAX LIPS handily defeated ROB A. REE in a 1 minute uneven duel. SILAS was bested by DOC STEELE in a exciting 2 minute gory bout. HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH overpowered PEGASUS in a 1 minute one-sided duel. DUSKY JAWFISH overpowered COOLER in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel. RYGEL was demolished by RAMZA in a action packed 2 minute gruesome one-sided melee. ONE A DAY beat SHINY PENNY in a exciting 3 minute fray. MIMIC BLENNY handily defeated MISS HONEY in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel. CHICK WITH A STICK overpowered OBSESSIVE in a popular 1 minute brutal uneven duel. SIR ENE demolished THANOS in a 1 minute one-sided fight. RAZOX beat FACEMAN in a popular 2 minute gruesome bout. SALIEL was demolished by SPEEDI in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven contest. BLACK WIDOW demolished ROLEX WATCH in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match. WHIRLING DOG overcame RENAE in a exciting 2 minute brutal fight. HAIR LIP! slimly lost to TOLAIS DEEPHEART in a action packed 2 minute match. DEORNE beat KILLER KARCH in a action packed 1 minute bout. DOC STEELE overpowered BEAR in a 1 minute one-sided competition. BASS viciously subdued QUID PRO QUO in a exciting 3 minute gory duel. MUCKER savagely defeated THRENODY in a action packed 2 minute bloody duel. SEX ON THE BEACH subdued LINK in a action packed 2 minute conflict. ARSONIST ART was viciously subdued by HE HATE ME in a crowd pleasing 3 minute fight. CRACK IS CHEAP was viciously subdued by ENDYMION in a crowd pleasing 2 minute melee. SUPER BUM beat REDEMPTION in a exciting 1 minute fight. SMOOGIE was luckily beaten by RED FUSION in a popular 3 minute gory duel. SUX0R overcame ZOT ZIPZIG in a 2 minute bout. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |LUNGING ATTACK 22 TOTAL PARRY 49 - 30 - 0 62 | |WALL OF STEEL 15 PARRY-LUNGE 15 - 11 - 0 58 | |TOTAL PARRY 12 LUNGING ATTACK 139 - 109 - 1 56 | |SLASHING ATTACK 11 AIMED BLOW 38 - 30 - 0 56 | |BASHING ATTACK 11 WALL OF STEEL 65 - 54 - 0 55 | |AIMED BLOW 6 SLASHING ATTACK 48 - 48 - 0 50 | |STRIKING ATTACK 4 STRIKING ATTACK 14 - 23 - 0 38 | |PARRY-LUNGE 3 PARRY-STRIKE 6 - 11 - 0 35 | |PARRY-STRIKE 2 BASHING ATTACK 38 - 75 - 0 34 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 14 - 0 30 | Turn 377 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 7 - 8 3 LUNGING ATTACK TOTAL PARRY 8 - 4 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 7 3 WALL OF STEEL LUNGING ATTACK 14 - 8 BASHING ATTACK 4 - 7 1 AIMED BLOW AIMED BLOW 3 - 3 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 2 1 TOTAL PARRY STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 3 1 STRIKING ATTACK PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 1 PARRY-STRIKE 1 SLASHING ATTACK TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME LUNGING ATTACK SLEEPLESS PARANOI 82-2252 24 17 1 294 PARENTHOOD (1122) WALL OF STEEL WHIRLING WORD 48-3815 64 38 1 287 4-LETTER WORDS (1063) AIMED BLOW SPLURGE ON WAX LI 18-6485 62 47 3 255 STREET PIZZA (114) TOTAL PARRY A DIFFERENT GRAPE 82-1258 42 28 1 244 MY WIFE'S COSMETICS (1038) STRIKING ATTACK MAHI MAHI 18-4899 96 63 1 235 BIG MEAN FISH (292) PARRY-STRIKE SHOCKING TOAD 7-310 55 70 1 231 NINJAS (1107) SLASHING ATTACK HOCKEY 82-5719 24 22 0 229 CHEAP DENTISTRY (1098) PARRY-LUNGE JANAE 5-3867 54 43 3 199 BLADES OF CHAOS (961) PARRY-RIPOSTE TAPS 96-841 22 19 5 186 MUSIC TO KILL BY (1119) BASHING ATTACK SILAS 18-6796 40 61 2 165 SHEPHERDS (432) The overall popularity leader is SPEEDI 58-3029. The most popular warrior this turn was A DIFFERENT GRAPE 82-1258. The ten other most popular fighters were ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112, B.A. TURRY 39-3383, BASS 5-3666, SHINY PENNY 32-3789, SMOOGIE 82-2247, ZAEBOS 7-1921, SLEEPLESS PARANOIA 82-2252, TOWER 7-4461, MUCKER 42-3596, and HE HATE ME 18-7820. The least popular fighter this week was BEAR 7-4628. The other ten least popular fighters were THANOS 37-1406, PEGASUS 6-4161, ROB A. REE 39-3241, STRAFE 82-11158, BRADEN 6-4867, MAGINOT MIKE 4-4509, LINK 6-5144, THRENODY 4-4557, ROLEX WATCH 32-3732, and MISS HONEY 36-4850. Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K MORDANT(1) 1 0 0 ZORPUNT(24) 0 1 0 CAER(48) 1 0 0 OSKSI(3) 0 2 0 LYRATILAN(25) 1 0 0 TROCAR(54) 1 0 0 JHELUM(4) 0 3 0 ARVAT(32) 0 2 0 ANDOR(57) 1 0 0 KALTOS(5) 2 1 0 JHANS(36) 0 1 0 DELARQ TOR(58) 3 1 0 TRANSEL(6) 3 8 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 1 1 0 JURINE(61) 0 1 0 BONSUR(7) 6 4 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 3 0 CIMMERIAC(69) 0 1 0 KOLACT(10) 2 1 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 0 3 0 DWES EG(82) 6 6 0 TALCAMA(18) 12 3 0 KATI-TEI(41) 0 1 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 0 1 0 TI(23) 1 0 0 RODEKI(42) 2 0 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 1 0 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY MUMPHY CHICK 1-5487 15 1 0 83 LEGENDS OF STEELE (1047) MORDANT SALIEL 3-5485 59 48 1 190 ZODIAC KNIGHTS (958) OSKSI MAGINOT MIKE 4-4509 57 64 1 160 DOGS OF WAR (999) JHELUM JANAE 5-3867 54 43 3 199 BLADES OF CHAOS (961) KALTOS STARBUCK 6-5387 35 23 0 198 SCIENCE FICTION (1191) TRANSEL SHOCKING TOAD 7-310 55 70 1 231 NINJAS (1107) BONSUR WHIRLING DOG 10-4177 60 31 1 208 MONGREL HORDE (964) KOLACT CLEANER WRASSE 18-6495 70 62 2 262 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA CHICK WITH A STICK 23-4365 57 48 2 219 DIABLO TOO (1037) TI DR NUT 24-4254 55 35 2 200 DP CLONES (1045) ZORPUNT WENT TO MARKET 25-4288 23 20 2 98 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162) LYRATILAN ROLEX WATCH 32-3732 48 44 1 170 LUST MUPPETS (1036) ARVAT MISS HONEY 36-4850 66 63 0 194 SCARRY TEAM (824) JHANS BLACK WIDOW 37-1303 61 67 2 205 BEAST MASTERS (136) SIBIKHAS FACEMAN 38-4129 48 44 2 190 THE A TEAM (1044) CLIFFHOME ROB A. REE 39-3241 36 25 1 194 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN GREE CHAK 41-3859 45 34 2 178 KILLERS (1145) KATI-TEI TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620 88 101 0 200 DELVERS (1000) RODEKI WHIRLING WORD 48-3815 64 38 1 287 4-LETTER WORDS (1063) CAER SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435 28 15 3 143 INDULGENT DRINKS (1153) TROCAR DR DAZZLE 57-4485 60 31 2 207 PEPPER PRACTICE II (1069) ANDOR SPEEDI 58-3029 101 83 3 214 SHAMROCKS (424) DELARQ TOR ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 41 22 1 195 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE KILLER KARCH 69-5668 18 12 2 180 SAND KINGS (1118) CIMMERIAC SLEEPLESS PARANOIA 82-2252 24 17 1 294 PARENTHOOD (1122) DWES EG TAPS 96-841 22 19 5 186 MUSIC TO KILL BY (1119) OLD VALAMANTIS ONE A DAY 98-799 22 15 3 183 MY DRUGS (1179) SYVYN'S HILL