DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL
Date : 06/12/2004 Duedate: 06/25/2004
DARKHOLM
DM-104 TURN-377
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 BLACK PRIMER 82/1187 1141 425 7 72.9 11 SEA DOGS 18/328 36 44 2 45.0
LEGENDS OF STEELE 1/1047 THE CUTTHROATS 7/203
2 MONGREL HORDE 10/964 481 234 3 67.3 12 INDULGENT DR 54/1153 56 70 1 44.4
3 PARENTHOOD 82/1122 1489 1213 16 55.1 CRIMINAL ELEMENT 39/1074
WHY WE LOVE TUM 82/1164 13 BEAST MASTERS 37/136 122 168 1 42.1
4-LETTER WORDS 48/1063 ELEMENTS OF PSI 58/423
CHEAP DENTISTRY 82/1098 KREWE OF DRUID 6/1186
STREET PIZZA 18/114 ACTS OF NATURE 6/415
MY WIFE'S COSMETICS 82/1038 BEAST MASTERS 18/1192
WHAT I ATE FOR XMAS 82/1114 14-KIDS GONE BAD 3/446 17 24 0 41.5
STREET PIZZAD III 82/1190 15 NINJAS 7/1107 61 93 1 39.6
LUST MUPPETS 32/1036 KILLERS 41/1145
PUNCHLINES 82/1115 SCIENCE FICTION 6/1191
4 IT'S NEW! 6/1195 1584 1355 6 53.9 16 SAND KINGS 69/1118 49 76 0 39.2
MORE NEW TEAMS 2 5/1188 MUSIC TO KILL BY 96/1119
FLAT BROKE 82/1184 TERRAPIN STATION 10/616
DP CLONES 24/1045 17 DELVERS 42/1000 221 368 1 37.5
CEMENTIA 61/1112 DOGS OF WAR 4/999
PEPPER PRACTICE II 57/1069 GAMES LIBRARY 3/998
DIABLO TOO 23/1037 18 JOHNS 5/927 787 1378 16 36.4
WASTELAND 18/468 SCARRY TEAM 36/824
WASTELAND II 7/500 ARROGANCE 18/732
NEGATIVE CASH FLOW 82/1197 THE LADY'S LIST 6/917
MY DRUGS 98/1179 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151
5 STYROFOAM 82/1090 1122 977 8 53.5 19 BIG BAD 7/1073 481 888 8 35.1
6 QUBIT 10/1140 552 487 2 53.1 NEXT GENERATION 18/1150
ON A WHIM 82/1014 SHEPHERDS 18/432
SIR AGLIO 10/600 NEXT GENERATION 58/1075
7 THE A TEAM 38/1044 644 629 6 50.6 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY 25/1162
BIG MEAN FISH 18/292 MIGHTY MORALS 51/1120
8-SRETSAMLEUD 18/1183 13 13 1 50.0 SUPER BASH BROTHERS 6/1067
SRETSAMLEUD 37/1134 FOUND IN THE SAND 32/1034
9 SHAMROCKS 58/424 164 168 3 49.4 20 NIGHT TRAIN 37/545 17 34 0 33.3
10 BLADES OF ICE 7/192 344 363 2 48.7 NIGHT TRAIN 6/1158
BLADES OF CHAOS 5/961 21-INDIFFERENCE 7/1194 1 0 0 100
BLADES OF MIST 4/959 22-MEGAWARRIORS 10/1198 0 1 0 0.0
ZODIAC KNIGHTS 3/958
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 497): WISPER of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 382): TOOFLESS of GLORY BOUND TROLLS (DeGotti, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 502): HARALDUR of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 498): MARCH MADNESS of SPORTZ! (Guardian, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 497): FRIED TWINKIE of MORE NEW TEAMS 2 (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 501): SERENGETI of BATTLE BEASTS (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 498): GINGER of SUGAR AND SPICE (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 493): HOLY BULL of THOROUGHBREDS (DRF, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 484): BRICKTOP of WASTELAND (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 483): MR. TWISTER of IRONIC TAILS (Mr. Twister, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 457): PINK BEAR of LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... (Shocking Toad, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 448): UHLEK of DARK TOADS (TigToad, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 195): DUCK TAPE of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 435): GUNSLINGER of KING'S KREW (King Ralph, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 383): APPLE of FRUITS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 182): MOUSETRAP of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 170): HOFFA WITH HAIR of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 333): BET OR NOT DIE of SRETSAMLEUD (Phat Phat, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 147): 2 PHAT of VERMIN (Sultan, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 376): SLEEPLESS PARANOIA of PARENTHOOD from DWES EG (TUM)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 497): THE BLACK COMPANY (Darkfist, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 382): GLORY BOUND TROLLS (DeGotti, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 502): none
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 498): ORCCON THUGS (DMobster, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 497): THE TAKEN (Silver Stroke, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 501): BATTLE BEASTS (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 498): SUGAR AND SPICE (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 493): DEVIL'S ADVOCATE (Assamite, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 484): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 483): COSMIC FREAK OUT (Floyd, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 457): KAMIKAZI (Turtle, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 448): DENNY'S BKFAST (T'Loi, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 195): ATMAN PROJECT (Kosmos, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 435): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 383): ALL-UGLY TEAM (The Sentinel, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 182): THE MUPPETS (Keldon Blackfang, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 170): ISLANDERS (Nick, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 333): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Nick, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 147): X-POSSE (Savant, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 376): BLACK PRIMERS, etc. (Doc Steele, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 497): WISPER of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
(turn 496): SMEDS of THE BLACK COMPANY (Darkfist, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 498): MARCH MADNESS of SPORTZ! (Guardian, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 497): ANGRY CANDY of FLOWER CHILDREN (Ebenezer Frothingslosh)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 492): VAPID VANNA of SPRINGBORN (Still, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 483): FRENCH GRUNT of BIG MEAN FISH (Big Wave Dave, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 483): MR. TWISTER of IRONIC TAILS (Mr. Twister, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 457): KATHLEEN of BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
(turn 456): M. THRASHER of 5440 OR FIGHT! (Mordraith, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 448): UHLEK of DARK TOADS (TigToad, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 194): TAMMY FAYE of WITLESS WONDERS (Berylstar, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 435): ANN ARTICHOKE of DELVERS (Nick, mgr.)
YANKEE DAN of CLOWNING AROUND (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 182): MERGEN of THE BLACK COMPANY (Woelfe, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 147): 2 PHAT of VERMIN (Sultan, mgr.)
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Desiree sends her apologies for missing you guys this cycle. She had to meet a red-
eye shuttle, and ended up not getting back until it was too late. She'll be back
next turn. -- Ed.
Oh, hi. Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte. Thought I'd check out DARKHOLM to see
what's new. MVP award for ENDYMION? KREWE OF DRUID's proud of him after beating
CRACK IS CHEAP and getting 28 points. Talk about yer big time losers! SILAS got
smashed by DOC STEELE, and lost 21 points! Don't you think the Duelmaster is being
unfair? I think SLEEPLESS PARANOIA should let DR NUT be Duelmaster for a while,
without fighting about it. Who was the wiseguy that said DARKHOLM's Duelmaster was
paying for drinks at The Black Chalice? Don't look at me!
Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right? NEXT GENERATION was DARKHOLM's
most avoided team. Is there some award for that? I don't know what MY DRUGS' been
doing. They certainly haven't been accepting many fights from NEXT GENERATION,
that's fer sher. Can GAMES LIBRARY's LIFE be more popular than me? It was
challenged the most, but is that really the same? See if I ever talk to A DIFFERENT
GRAPE again! ETCHED IN STONE was so low when It challenged it. Hhmph! Is this how
MY WIFE'S COSMETICS advances, by having their members (A DIFFERENT GRAPE) fight
people that are really below them (ETCHED IN STONE)? Ooh! Did GREE CHAK really know
what he was doing when he challenged HOCKEY? A 45-34-2 speaks volumes. (Zontoni
said that. I don't know what it means.) What did GREE CHAK expect, anyway! Of
course HOCKEY won. Next time stick to people you have a chance against, dummy!
Speaking of challenging 41 points above did you hear about STARBUCK of SCIENCE
FICTION vs. ON A WHIM's JACK BOY? (And how was that intro!) STARBUCK lost to JACK
BOY, but he got 5 points. JACK BOY won, and got 13 points. I don't get it. I'm not
so sure BORGUS BASHIMUS knew all the facts when he challenged LIFE of GAMES LIBRARY.
I saw BORGUS BASHIMUS stumbling and dribbling at The Black Chalice last week... Do
you think BORGUS BASHIMUS knew something before he challenged LIFE? He got a win and
22 points. What will the guy do next? Some fights are really unfair. How do you
think LUIGI feels about being challenged by DECK SWAB, 17 points above him? DECK
SWAB beat LUIGI. No surprise about that. Really I'm not surprised DECK SWAB would
do such a scummy thing, either. LUC STARWALKER is being unfair. It's challenged
down 39 against WORK IN PROGRESS. I don't know why they let this stuff go on. (I'd
better shut up) I was sorry to see such an unfair "fight" in DARKHOLM. LUC
STARWALKER got 2 points after beating WORK IN PROGRESS, 39 points below it. Some
fights are really unfair. How do you think B.A. TURRY feels about being challenged
by MUMPHY CHICK, 22 points above him? MUMPHY CHICK beat B.A. TURRY. No surprise
about that. Really I'm not surprised MUMPHY CHICK would do such a scummy thing,
either. See if I ever talk to NUMBERED WON again! MEN WORKING was so low when He
challenged he. Hhmph! Is this how NEXT GENERATION advances, by having their members
(NUMBERED WON) fight people that are really below them (MEN WORKING)? STRAFE is
being unfair. He's challenged down 21 against ASHANTI. I don't know why they let
this stuff go on. (I'd better shut up) A lotta people lost a lotta money in a lotta
bets, when STRAFE challenged ASHANTI, 21 points below and lost! Send 'im to the Dark
Arena!
What does a fighter fight for? I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone
gets killed. Not after four more fights. Hey you guys, don't you think your
families would like to hear from you? Write! (Or have someone write for you.)
Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain. Soak it in cold water, and hand
wash. I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits. Remember
you guys, ease up sometimes! Chill out! Later, Debby Tonte
KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SLEEPLESS PARANOIA 82-2252 24 17 1 294 PARENTHOOD (1122) DWES EG
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
WHIRLING WORD 48-3815 64 38 1 287 4-LETTER WORDS (1063) CAER
CLEANER WRASSE 18-6495 70 62 2 262 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA
SPLURGE ON WAX LIP 18-6485 62 47 3 255 STREET PIZZA (114) TALCAMA
JACK BOY 82-2030 76 56 0 247 ON A WHIM (1014) DWES EG
A DIFFERENT GRAPE 82-1258 42 28 1 244 MY WIFE'S COSMETICS (1038) DWES EG
MAHI MAHI 18-4899 96 63 1 235 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA
SHOCKING TOAD 7-310 55 70 1 231 NINJAS (1107) BONSUR
HOCKEY 82-5719 24 22 0 229 CHEAP DENTISTRY (1098) DWES EG
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHICK WITH A STICK 23-4365 57 48 2 219 DIABLO TOO (1037) TI
MIMIC BLENNY 18-7541 34 18 1 219 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA
SPEEDI 58-3029 101 83 3 214 SHAMROCKS (424) DELARQ TOR
RAMZA 7-4340 55 34 2 212 BLADES OF ICE (192) BONSUR
DUSKY JAWFISH 18-6978 44 45 1 211 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
WHIRLING DOG 10-4177 60 31 1 208 MONGREL HORDE (964) KOLACT
DR DAZZLE 57-4485 60 31 2 207 PEPPER PRACTICE II (1069) ANDOR
DEORNE 7-2529 71 52 1 206 BLADES OF ICE (192) BONSUR
BLACK WIDOW 37-1303 61 67 2 205 BEAST MASTERS (136) SIBIKHAS
SIR ENE 10-4360 51 31 3 203 SIR AGLIO (600) KOLACT
RAZOX 7-2400 76 54 1 201 BLADES OF ICE (192) BONSUR
TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620 88 101 0 200 DELVERS (1000) RODEKI
DR NUT 24-4254 55 35 2 200 DP CLONES (1045) ZORPUNT
JANAE 5-3867 54 43 3 199 BLADES OF CHAOS (961) KALTOS
RENAE 7-4304 58 41 3 198 BLADES OF ICE (192) BONSUR
DARK GUMBY 7-4694 54 37 1 198 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
STARBUCK 6-5387 35 23 0 198 SCIENCE FICTION (1191) TRANSEL
ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 41 22 1 195 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE
MISS HONEY 36-4850 66 63 0 194 SCARRY TEAM (824) JHANS
ROB A. REE 39-3241 36 25 1 194 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
SCHYLER 6-4866 55 91 1 193 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
TORNADO 6-2249 32 41 2 193 ACTS OF NATURE (415) TRANSEL
RYGEL 18-7142 46 41 1 191 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
SALIEL 3-5485 59 48 1 190 ZODIAC KNIGHTS (958) OSKSI
FACEMAN 38-4129 48 44 2 190 THE A TEAM (1044) CLIFFHOME
HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH 18-6977 47 41 0 189 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA
ZAEBOS 7-1921 41 31 0 186 THE CUTTHROATS (203) BONSUR
TAPS 96-841 22 19 5 186 MUSIC TO KILL BY (1119) OLD VALAMANTIS
HAIR LIP! 82-3261 16 15 1 186 PUNCHLINES (1115) DWES EG
OBSESSIVE 58-2447 47 43 1 185 ELEMENTS OF PSI (423) DELARQ TOR
-ZAGNUT 10-4745 36 11 4 185 TERRAPIN STATION (616) KOLACT
ONE A DAY 98-799 22 15 3 183 MY DRUGS (1179) SYVYN'S HILL
COOLER 82-7277 34 23 1 182 STYROFOAM (1090) DWES EG
BASS 5-3666 56 93 2 181 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KILLER KARCH 69-5668 18 12 2 180 SAND KINGS (1118) CIMMERIAC
GREE CHAK 41-3859 45 34 2 178 KILLERS (1145) KATI-TEI
NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317 25 11 1 178 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
MUCKER 42-3596 55 63 1 177 DELVERS (1000) RODEKI
DOC STEELE 18-6808 44 64 1 177 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA
-CYCLOPS 7-4625 25 27 1 175 BIG BAD (1073) BONSUR
-ANTAGONIST 3-2824 22 21 2 175 KIDS GONE BAD (446) OSKSI
ROLEX WATCH 32-3732 48 44 1 170 LUST MUPPETS (1036) ARVAT
TOWER 7-4461 39 20 1 168 BLADES OF ICE (192) BONSUR
DOC STEELE 18-6010 56 110 6 165 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA
SILAS 18-6796 40 61 2 165 SHEPHERDS (432) TALCAMA
THANOS 37-1406 29 41 2 164 NIGHT TRAIN (545) SIBIKHAS
SHINY PENNY 32-3789 33 67 2 161 FOUND IN THE SAND (1034) ARVAT
MAGINOT MIKE 4-4509 57 64 1 160 DOGS OF WAR (999) JHELUM
PEGASUS 6-4161 27 28 1 158 KREWE OF DRUID (1186) TRANSEL
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GRINGOLD 7-2416 23 20 2 150 THE CUTTHROATS (203) BONSUR
THRENODY 4-4557 33 35 1 147 BLADES OF MIST (959) JHELUM
QUID PRO QUO 10-4794 29 16 1 147 QUBIT (1140) KOLACT
SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435 28 15 3 143 INDULGENT DRINKS (1153) TROCAR
-GAMBLE 7-4884 20 12 2 141 INDIFFERENCE (1194) BONSUR
A NEW PONY! 82-1306 23 31 0 139 WHAT I ATE FOR XMAS (1114) DWES EG
BORGUS BASHIMUS 58-6097 22 30 1 134 NEXT GENERATION (1075) DELARQ TOR
LINK 6-5144 26 44 2 130 SUPER BASH BROTHERS (1067) TRANSEL
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BEAR 7-4628 26 42 1 128 BIG BAD (1073) BONSUR
DECK SWAB 18-2148 25 19 1 125 SEA DOGS (328) TALCAMA
HE HATE ME 18-7820 21 19 2 125 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
LIFE 3-4196 40 132 0 122 GAMES LIBRARY (998) OSKSI
RAW SEX APPEAL 82-1331 18 7 0 121 WHY WE LOVE TUM (1164) DWES EG
ELI 18-7272 22 33 3 113 SHEPHERDS (432) TALCAMA
ARSONIST ART 39-3325 32 23 0 108 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
WENT TO MARKET 25-4288 23 20 2 98 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162) LYRATILAN
LUIGI 6-5142 30 44 2 97 SUPER BASH BROTHERS (1067) TRANSEL
LUC STARWALKER 58-6100 35 34 0 96 NEXT GENERATION (1075) DELARQ TOR
-MY1STADMWARRIOR 37-4668 24 10 1 93 SRETSAMLEUD (1134) SIBIKHAS
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SUX0R 5-4560 21 5 0 90 MORE NEW TEAMS 2 (1188) KALTOS
NUMBERED WON 18-7434 24 25 0 88 NEXT GENERATION (1150) TALCAMA
ENDYMION 6-4163 24 32 1 85 KREWE OF DRUID (1186) TRANSEL
SUPER BUM 82-18411 21 10 0 84 FLAT BROKE (1184) DWES EG
MUMPHY CHICK 1-5487 15 1 0 83 LEGENDS OF STEELE (1047) MORDANT
BRADEN 6-4867 56 90 0 79 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
-PATIENCE 51-4949 21 31 1 78 MIGHTY MORALS (1120) TRICORUS
-PEON NECROMANCER 18-7856 22 16 4 74 SRETSAMLEUD (1183) TALCAMA
REDEMPTION 4-4868 23 16 1 72 BLADES OF MIST (959) JHELUM
ASHANTI 6-5352 20 30 4 72 KREWE OF DRUID (1186) TRANSEL
RED FUSION 6-5480 20 5 0 70 IT'S NEW! (1195) TRANSEL
ZOT ZIPZIG 6-5688 20 26 0 69 NIGHT TRAIN (1158) TRANSEL
B.A. TURRY 39-3383 18 22 1 67 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422 20 7 0 65 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (1197) DWES EG
SMOOGIE 82-2247 9 7 1 60 STREET PIZZAD III (1190) DWES EG
WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 21 57 2 55 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
STRAFE 82-11158 14 13 0 49 BLACK PRIMERS (1187) DWES EG
MEN WORKING 38-4189 26 52 1 42 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Neosphincter -- Aha! You teased me and poked me and got me MAD, and then I creamed
you. I really like it when fights end that way. -- Maginot Mike
Shiny Penny -- You BLINDED me with your SHINY REFLECTION!!! -- Life of Osksi,
somewhat off his form today
Dr Nut -- Ah, well, win some, lose some. -- Tolais Deepheart
Renae -- You got some kinda grudge against golems, girl? -- Mucker
25 May 2004
TEN TURNS OF HELL:
The KLK Capture The Flag Competition
In the spirit of the ongoing effort to make arena play what it used to be (FUN!!), I
am proud to announce the KLK Capture The Flag Competition. The competition will be
held in Jhans (DM-36, which has, by the way, grown in size equal to Talcama already).
:) We are announcing this contest early to allow managers time to prep.
Rules:
-- On turn 462 (due 8/4/04) the lowest ranked warrior on your team is given your
team's 'flag' (he is your initial flag defender).
-- Starting on turn 463 (due 8/18/04) flags will be defended every turn and turn
463 is the turn scoring will begin.
-- Fights involving flags are winners-take-all and a warrior can carry as many
flags as he can win.
-- If a warrior holding a flag either A) goes inactive, B) loses to a stand-by
warrior or C) gets DA'd, he forfeits all flags he has and they are returned the their
original team's lowest ranked warrior.
-- If you hold your own flag on an inactive warrior you receive NO POINTS that
turn.
-- If a warrior graduates to AD holding flags starting on the next turn those
flags will be defended by the lowest ranked warrior on the team of the graduating
warrior.
-- Scoring as follows for each turn:
2 pts -- possession of your own team flag
1 pt -- possession any other flag
1 pt -- for each win
1 pt -- for each kill
1 pt -- for each award you receive in the newsletter
-- You may enter as many teams as you like (per RSI rules) but each team is its
own entry.
-- Tie-Breaker goes to the team that had the most points from flags.
-- If still tied the tie-breaker will be the team that had the most points from
kills. (It's the Delarq way.)
-- The contest lasts 10 turns and there will be prizes for 1st, 2nd and 3rd
(based on highest point totals)
Prizes: (what you've been waiting on)
1st -- 3 know favorites potions*
DA warrior named after winning manager
2nd -- 2 know favorites potions*
3rd -- 1 know favorites potion*
* These are full favorite potions (weapon, rhythms and tactics) and can only be used
on warriors with at least 4 FE.
How's that for paying out? (grin) Even if you think that it's all about the TC,
these prizes should be enough to draw you in. (You know who you are.)
I hope to see friend and foe alike come to Jhans. Legion, Froths, and all the
others...this is your personal invite. Can you win? Can you survive 10 turns of
Hell in Jhans?
Note: Special thanks to RSI for helping make this contest possible. Thanks
guys!
Bookie
KLK Alliance
Director Jhans' Board of Tourism
Warden of the Froth Circle (grin)
D.R.C. 4 Life
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
A DIFFERENT GRAPE viciously subdued ETCHED IN STONE in a 3803 minute Challenge fight.
DR DAZZLE demolished SCHYLER in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
GREE CHAK was vanquished by HOCKEY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
TAPS was overpowered by SHOCKING TOAD in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
STARBUCK slimly lost to JACK BOY in a popular 3 minute bloody Challenge duel.
NEOSPHINCTER overpowered MAGINOT MIKE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
ZAEBOS savagely defeated TOWER in a action packed 5 minute gruesome Challenge melee.
GRINGOLD won victory over A NEW PONY! in a popular 1 minute Challenge duel.
BORGUS BASHIMUS viciously subdued LIFE in a popular 3 minute gory Challenge duel.
DECK SWAB overpowered LUIGI in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
ELI was luckily beaten by RAW SEX APPEAL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge match.
LUC STARWALKER handily defeated WORK IN PROGRESS in a 1 minute Challenge contest.
MUMPHY CHICK bested B.A. TURRY in a crowd pleasing 5 minute Challenge bout.
WENT TO MARKET handily defeated BRADEN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
NUMBERED WON overpowered MEN WORKING in a 1 minute uneven Challenge struggle.
STRAFE was handily defeated by ASHANTI in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
SLEEPLESS PARANOIA viciously subdued DR NUT in a exciting 3 minute brutal Title fight.
JANAE was overpowered by MAHI MAHI in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
WHIRLING WORD handily defeated DARK GUMBY in a 2 minute mismatched competition.
CLEANER WRASSE overpowered TORNADO in a exciting 2 minute gory uneven fight.
SPLURGE ON WAX LIPS handily defeated ROB A. REE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
SILAS was bested by DOC STEELE in a exciting 2 minute gory bout.
HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH overpowered PEGASUS in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
DUSKY JAWFISH overpowered COOLER in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
RYGEL was demolished by RAMZA in a action packed 2 minute gruesome one-sided melee.
ONE A DAY beat SHINY PENNY in a exciting 3 minute fray.
MIMIC BLENNY handily defeated MISS HONEY in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
CHICK WITH A STICK overpowered OBSESSIVE in a popular 1 minute brutal uneven duel.
SIR ENE demolished THANOS in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
RAZOX beat FACEMAN in a popular 2 minute gruesome bout.
SALIEL was demolished by SPEEDI in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven contest.
BLACK WIDOW demolished ROLEX WATCH in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
WHIRLING DOG overcame RENAE in a exciting 2 minute brutal fight.
HAIR LIP! slimly lost to TOLAIS DEEPHEART in a action packed 2 minute match.
DEORNE beat KILLER KARCH in a action packed 1 minute bout.
DOC STEELE overpowered BEAR in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
BASS viciously subdued QUID PRO QUO in a exciting 3 minute gory duel.
MUCKER savagely defeated THRENODY in a action packed 2 minute bloody duel.
SEX ON THE BEACH subdued LINK in a action packed 2 minute conflict.
ARSONIST ART was viciously subdued by HE HATE ME in a crowd pleasing 3 minute fight.
CRACK IS CHEAP was viciously subdued by ENDYMION in a crowd pleasing 2 minute melee.
SUPER BUM beat REDEMPTION in a exciting 1 minute fight.
SMOOGIE was luckily beaten by RED FUSION in a popular 3 minute gory duel.
SUX0R overcame ZOT ZIPZIG in a 2 minute bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 22 TOTAL PARRY 49 - 30 - 0 62 |
|WALL OF STEEL 15 PARRY-LUNGE 15 - 11 - 0 58 |
|TOTAL PARRY 12 LUNGING ATTACK 139 - 109 - 1 56 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 11 AIMED BLOW 38 - 30 - 0 56 |
|BASHING ATTACK 11 WALL OF STEEL 65 - 54 - 0 55 |
|AIMED BLOW 6 SLASHING ATTACK 48 - 48 - 0 50 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 STRIKING ATTACK 14 - 23 - 0 38 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 PARRY-STRIKE 6 - 11 - 0 35 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 BASHING ATTACK 38 - 75 - 0 34 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 14 - 0 30 |
Turn 377 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 7 - 8 3 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 8 - 4 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 7 3 WALL OF STEEL
LUNGING ATTACK 14 - 8 BASHING ATTACK 4 - 7 1 AIMED BLOW
AIMED BLOW 3 - 3 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 2 1 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 3 1 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 1 PARRY-STRIKE
1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK SLEEPLESS PARANOI 82-2252 24 17 1 294 PARENTHOOD (1122)
WALL OF STEEL WHIRLING WORD 48-3815 64 38 1 287 4-LETTER WORDS (1063)
AIMED BLOW SPLURGE ON WAX LI 18-6485 62 47 3 255 STREET PIZZA (114)
TOTAL PARRY A DIFFERENT GRAPE 82-1258 42 28 1 244 MY WIFE'S COSMETICS (1038)
STRIKING ATTACK MAHI MAHI 18-4899 96 63 1 235 BIG MEAN FISH (292)
PARRY-STRIKE SHOCKING TOAD 7-310 55 70 1 231 NINJAS (1107)
SLASHING ATTACK HOCKEY 82-5719 24 22 0 229 CHEAP DENTISTRY (1098)
PARRY-LUNGE JANAE 5-3867 54 43 3 199 BLADES OF CHAOS (961)
PARRY-RIPOSTE TAPS 96-841 22 19 5 186 MUSIC TO KILL BY (1119)
BASHING ATTACK SILAS 18-6796 40 61 2 165 SHEPHERDS (432)
The overall popularity leader is SPEEDI 58-3029. The most popular warrior this turn
was A DIFFERENT GRAPE 82-1258. The ten other most popular fighters were ETCHED IN
STONE 61-3112, B.A. TURRY 39-3383, BASS 5-3666, SHINY PENNY 32-3789, SMOOGIE 82-2247,
ZAEBOS 7-1921, SLEEPLESS PARANOIA 82-2252, TOWER 7-4461, MUCKER 42-3596, and HE HATE
ME 18-7820.
The least popular fighter this week was BEAR 7-4628. The other ten least popular
fighters were THANOS 37-1406, PEGASUS 6-4161, ROB A. REE 39-3241, STRAFE 82-11158,
BRADEN 6-4867, MAGINOT MIKE 4-4509, LINK 6-5144, THRENODY 4-4557, ROLEX WATCH
32-3732, and MISS HONEY 36-4850.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 1 0 0 ZORPUNT(24) 0 1 0 CAER(48) 1 0 0
OSKSI(3) 0 2 0 LYRATILAN(25) 1 0 0 TROCAR(54) 1 0 0
JHELUM(4) 0 3 0 ARVAT(32) 0 2 0 ANDOR(57) 1 0 0
KALTOS(5) 2 1 0 JHANS(36) 0 1 0 DELARQ TOR(58) 3 1 0
TRANSEL(6) 3 8 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 1 1 0 JURINE(61) 0 1 0
BONSUR(7) 6 4 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 3 0 CIMMERIAC(69) 0 1 0
KOLACT(10) 2 1 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 0 3 0 DWES EG(82) 6 6 0
TALCAMA(18) 12 3 0 KATI-TEI(41) 0 1 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 0 1 0
TI(23) 1 0 0 RODEKI(42) 2 0 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MUMPHY CHICK 1-5487 15 1 0 83 LEGENDS OF STEELE (1047) MORDANT
SALIEL 3-5485 59 48 1 190 ZODIAC KNIGHTS (958) OSKSI
MAGINOT MIKE 4-4509 57 64 1 160 DOGS OF WAR (999) JHELUM
JANAE 5-3867 54 43 3 199 BLADES OF CHAOS (961) KALTOS
STARBUCK 6-5387 35 23 0 198 SCIENCE FICTION (1191) TRANSEL
SHOCKING TOAD 7-310 55 70 1 231 NINJAS (1107) BONSUR
WHIRLING DOG 10-4177 60 31 1 208 MONGREL HORDE (964) KOLACT
CLEANER WRASSE 18-6495 70 62 2 262 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA
CHICK WITH A STICK 23-4365 57 48 2 219 DIABLO TOO (1037) TI
DR NUT 24-4254 55 35 2 200 DP CLONES (1045) ZORPUNT
WENT TO MARKET 25-4288 23 20 2 98 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162) LYRATILAN
ROLEX WATCH 32-3732 48 44 1 170 LUST MUPPETS (1036) ARVAT
MISS HONEY 36-4850 66 63 0 194 SCARRY TEAM (824) JHANS
BLACK WIDOW 37-1303 61 67 2 205 BEAST MASTERS (136) SIBIKHAS
FACEMAN 38-4129 48 44 2 190 THE A TEAM (1044) CLIFFHOME
ROB A. REE 39-3241 36 25 1 194 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
GREE CHAK 41-3859 45 34 2 178 KILLERS (1145) KATI-TEI
TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620 88 101 0 200 DELVERS (1000) RODEKI
WHIRLING WORD 48-3815 64 38 1 287 4-LETTER WORDS (1063) CAER
SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435 28 15 3 143 INDULGENT DRINKS (1153) TROCAR
DR DAZZLE 57-4485 60 31 2 207 PEPPER PRACTICE II (1069) ANDOR
SPEEDI 58-3029 101 83 3 214 SHAMROCKS (424) DELARQ TOR
ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 41 22 1 195 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE
KILLER KARCH 69-5668 18 12 2 180 SAND KINGS (1118) CIMMERIAC
SLEEPLESS PARANOIA 82-2252 24 17 1 294 PARENTHOOD (1122) DWES EG
TAPS 96-841 22 19 5 186 MUSIC TO KILL BY (1119) OLD VALAMANTIS
ONE A DAY 98-799 22 15 3 183 MY DRUGS (1179) SYVYN'S HILL