DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL

Date   : 06/12/2004    Duedate: 06/25/2004

DARKHOLM

DM-104    TURN-377

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 BLACK PRIMER 82/1187 1141  425  7 72.9   11 SEA DOGS 18/328        36   44  2 45.0
    LEGENDS OF STEELE 1/1047                    THE CUTTHROATS 7/203                  
  2 MONGREL HORDE 10/964  481  234  3 67.3   12 INDULGENT DR 54/1153   56   70  1 44.4
  3 PARENTHOOD 82/1122   1489 1213 16 55.1      CRIMINAL ELEMENT 39/1074              
    WHY WE LOVE TUM 82/1164                  13 BEAST MASTERS 37/136  122  168  1 42.1
    4-LETTER WORDS 48/1063                      ELEMENTS OF PSI 58/423                
    CHEAP DENTISTRY 82/1098                     KREWE OF DRUID 6/1186                 
    STREET PIZZA 18/114                         ACTS OF NATURE 6/415                  
    MY WIFE'S COSMETICS 82/1038                 BEAST MASTERS 18/1192                 
    WHAT I ATE FOR XMAS 82/1114              14-KIDS GONE BAD 3/446    17   24  0 41.5
    STREET PIZZAD III 82/1190                15 NINJAS 7/1107          61   93  1 39.6
    LUST MUPPETS 32/1036                        KILLERS 41/1145                       
    PUNCHLINES 82/1115                          SCIENCE FICTION 6/1191                
  4 IT'S NEW! 6/1195     1584 1355  6 53.9   16 SAND KINGS 69/1118     49   76  0 39.2
    MORE NEW TEAMS 2 5/1188                     MUSIC TO KILL BY 96/1119              
    FLAT BROKE 82/1184                          TERRAPIN STATION 10/616               
    DP CLONES 24/1045                        17 DELVERS 42/1000       221  368  1 37.5
    CEMENTIA 61/1112                            DOGS OF WAR 4/999                     
    PEPPER PRACTICE II 57/1069                  GAMES LIBRARY 3/998                   
    DIABLO TOO 23/1037                       18 JOHNS 5/927           787 1378 16 36.4
    WASTELAND 18/468                            SCARRY TEAM 36/824                    
    WASTELAND II 7/500                          ARROGANCE 18/732                      
    NEGATIVE CASH FLOW 82/1197                  THE LADY'S LIST 6/917                 
    MY DRUGS 98/1179                            JUST BECAUSE 38/1151                  
  5 STYROFOAM 82/1090    1122  977  8 53.5   19 BIG BAD 7/1073        481  888  8 35.1
  6 QUBIT 10/1140         552  487  2 53.1      NEXT GENERATION 18/1150               
    ON A WHIM 82/1014                           SHEPHERDS 18/432                      
    SIR AGLIO 10/600                            NEXT GENERATION 58/1075               
  7 THE A TEAM 38/1044    644  629  6 50.6      THIS LITTLE PRIGGY 25/1162            
    BIG MEAN FISH 18/292                        MIGHTY MORALS 51/1120                 
  8-SRETSAMLEUD 18/1183    13   13  1 50.0      SUPER BASH BROTHERS 6/1067            
    SRETSAMLEUD 37/1134                         FOUND IN THE SAND 32/1034             
  9 SHAMROCKS 58/424      164  168  3 49.4   20 NIGHT TRAIN 37/545     17   34  0 33.3
 10 BLADES OF ICE 7/192   344  363  2 48.7      NIGHT TRAIN 6/1158                    
    BLADES OF CHAOS 5/961                    21-INDIFFERENCE 7/1194     1    0  0  100
    BLADES OF MIST 4/959                     22-MEGAWARRIORS 10/1198    0    1  0  0.0
    ZODIAC KNIGHTS 3/958                  

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 497): WISPER of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 382): TOOFLESS of GLORY BOUND TROLLS (DeGotti, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 502): HARALDUR of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 498): MARCH MADNESS of SPORTZ! (Guardian, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 497): FRIED TWINKIE of MORE NEW TEAMS 2 (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 501): SERENGETI of BATTLE BEASTS (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 498): GINGER of SUGAR AND SPICE (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 493): HOLY BULL of THOROUGHBREDS (DRF, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 484): BRICKTOP of WASTELAND (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 483): MR. TWISTER of IRONIC TAILS (Mr. Twister, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 457): PINK BEAR of LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... (Shocking Toad, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 448): UHLEK of DARK TOADS (TigToad, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 195): DUCK TAPE of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 435): GUNSLINGER of KING'S KREW (King Ralph, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 383): APPLE of FRUITS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 182): MOUSETRAP of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 170): HOFFA WITH HAIR of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 333): BET OR NOT DIE of SRETSAMLEUD (Phat Phat, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 147): 2 PHAT of VERMIN (Sultan, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 376): SLEEPLESS PARANOIA of PARENTHOOD from DWES EG (TUM)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 497): THE BLACK COMPANY (Darkfist, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 382): GLORY BOUND TROLLS (DeGotti, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 502): none
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 498): ORCCON THUGS (DMobster, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 497): THE TAKEN (Silver Stroke, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 501): BATTLE BEASTS (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 498): SUGAR AND SPICE (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 493): DEVIL'S ADVOCATE (Assamite, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 484): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 483): COSMIC FREAK OUT (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 457): KAMIKAZI (Turtle, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 448): DENNY'S BKFAST (T'Loi, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 195): ATMAN PROJECT (Kosmos, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 435): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 383): ALL-UGLY TEAM (The Sentinel, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 182): THE MUPPETS (Keldon Blackfang, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 170): ISLANDERS (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 333): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 147): X-POSSE (Savant, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 376): BLACK PRIMERS, etc. (Doc Steele, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 497): WISPER of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
                (turn 496): SMEDS of THE BLACK COMPANY (Darkfist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 498): MARCH MADNESS of SPORTZ! (Guardian, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 497): ANGRY CANDY of FLOWER CHILDREN (Ebenezer Frothingslosh)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 492): VAPID VANNA of SPRINGBORN (Still, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 483): FRENCH GRUNT of BIG MEAN FISH (Big Wave Dave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 483): MR. TWISTER of IRONIC TAILS (Mr. Twister, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 457): KATHLEEN of BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
              (turn 456): M. THRASHER of 5440 OR FIGHT! (Mordraith, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 448): UHLEK of DARK TOADS (TigToad, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 194): TAMMY FAYE of WITLESS WONDERS (Berylstar, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 435): ANN ARTICHOKE of DELVERS (Nick, mgr.)
                           YANKEE DAN of CLOWNING AROUND (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 182): MERGEN of THE BLACK COMPANY (Woelfe, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 147): 2 PHAT of VERMIN (Sultan, mgr.)

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Desiree sends her apologies for missing you guys this cycle.  She had to meet a red-
eye shuttle, and ended up not getting back until it was too late.  She'll be back
next turn. -- Ed.

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out DARKHOLM to see
what's new.  MVP award for ENDYMION?  KREWE OF DRUID's proud of him after beating
CRACK IS CHEAP and getting 28 points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  SILAS got
smashed by DOC STEELE, and lost 21 points!  Don't you think the Duelmaster is being
unfair?  I think SLEEPLESS PARANOIA should let DR NUT be Duelmaster for a while,
without fighting about it.  Who was the wiseguy that said DARKHOLM's Duelmaster was
paying for drinks at The Black Chalice?  Don't look at me!
     Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right?  NEXT GENERATION was DARKHOLM's
most avoided team.  Is there some award for that?  I don't know what MY DRUGS' been
doing.  They certainly haven't been accepting many fights from NEXT GENERATION,
that's fer sher.  Can GAMES LIBRARY's LIFE be more popular than me?  It was
challenged the most, but is that really the same?  See if I ever talk to A DIFFERENT
GRAPE again!  ETCHED IN STONE was so low when It challenged it.  Hhmph!  Is this how
MY WIFE'S COSMETICS advances, by having their members (A DIFFERENT GRAPE) fight
people that are really below them (ETCHED IN STONE)?  Ooh!  Did GREE CHAK really know
what he was doing when he challenged HOCKEY?  A 45-34-2 speaks volumes.  (Zontoni
said that.  I don't know what it means.) What did GREE CHAK expect, anyway!  Of
course HOCKEY won.  Next time stick to people you have a chance against, dummy!
Speaking of challenging 41 points above did you hear about STARBUCK of SCIENCE
FICTION vs. ON A WHIM's JACK BOY?  (And how was that intro!) STARBUCK lost to JACK
BOY, but he got 5 points.  JACK BOY won, and got 13 points.  I don't get it.  I'm not
so sure BORGUS BASHIMUS knew all the facts when he challenged LIFE of GAMES LIBRARY.
I saw BORGUS BASHIMUS stumbling and dribbling at The Black Chalice last week...  Do
you think BORGUS BASHIMUS knew something before he challenged LIFE?  He got a win and
22 points.  What will the guy do next?  Some fights are really unfair.  How do you
think LUIGI feels about being challenged by DECK SWAB, 17 points above him?  DECK
SWAB beat LUIGI.  No surprise about that.  Really I'm not surprised DECK SWAB would
do such a scummy thing, either.  LUC STARWALKER is being unfair.  It's challenged
down 39 against WORK IN PROGRESS.  I don't know why they let this stuff go on.  (I'd
better shut up) I was sorry to see such an unfair "fight" in DARKHOLM.  LUC
STARWALKER got 2 points after beating WORK IN PROGRESS, 39 points below it.  Some
fights are really unfair.  How do you think B.A. TURRY feels about being challenged
by MUMPHY CHICK, 22 points above him?  MUMPHY CHICK beat B.A. TURRY.  No surprise
about that.  Really I'm not surprised MUMPHY CHICK would do such a scummy thing,
either.  See if I ever talk to NUMBERED WON again!  MEN WORKING was so low when He
challenged he.  Hhmph!  Is this how NEXT GENERATION advances, by having their members
(NUMBERED WON) fight people that are really below them (MEN WORKING)?  STRAFE is
being unfair.  He's challenged down 21 against ASHANTI.  I don't know why they let
this stuff go on.  (I'd better shut up) A lotta people lost a lotta money in a lotta
bets, when STRAFE challenged ASHANTI, 21 points below and lost!  Send 'im to the Dark
Arena!
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  Hey you guys, don't you think your
families would like to hear from you?  Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand
wash.  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits.  Remember
you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte

KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SLEEPLESS PARANOIA 82-2252  24  17  1  294  PARENTHOOD (1122)          DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WHIRLING WORD 48-3815       64  38  1  287  4-LETTER WORDS (1063)      CAER
 CLEANER WRASSE 18-6495      70  62  2  262  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
 SPLURGE ON WAX LIP 18-6485  62  47  3  255  STREET PIZZA (114)         TALCAMA
 JACK BOY 82-2030            76  56  0  247  ON A WHIM (1014)           DWES EG
 A DIFFERENT GRAPE 82-1258   42  28  1  244  MY WIFE'S COSMETICS (1038) DWES EG
 MAHI MAHI 18-4899           96  63  1  235  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
 SHOCKING TOAD 7-310         55  70  1  231  NINJAS (1107)              BONSUR
 HOCKEY 82-5719              24  22  0  229  CHEAP DENTISTRY (1098)     DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHICK WITH A STICK 23-4365  57  48  2  219  DIABLO TOO (1037)          TI
 MIMIC BLENNY 18-7541        34  18  1  219  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
 SPEEDI 58-3029             101  83  3  214  SHAMROCKS (424)            DELARQ TOR
 RAMZA 7-4340                55  34  2  212  BLADES OF ICE (192)        BONSUR
 DUSKY JAWFISH 18-6978       44  45  1  211  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WHIRLING DOG 10-4177        60  31  1  208  MONGREL HORDE (964)        KOLACT
 DR DAZZLE 57-4485           60  31  2  207  PEPPER PRACTICE II (1069)  ANDOR
 DEORNE 7-2529               71  52  1  206  BLADES OF ICE (192)        BONSUR
 BLACK WIDOW 37-1303         61  67  2  205  BEAST MASTERS (136)        SIBIKHAS
 SIR ENE 10-4360             51  31  3  203  SIR AGLIO (600)            KOLACT
 RAZOX 7-2400                76  54  1  201  BLADES OF ICE (192)        BONSUR
 TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620    88 101  0  200  DELVERS (1000)             RODEKI
 DR NUT 24-4254              55  35  2  200  DP CLONES (1045)           ZORPUNT
 JANAE 5-3867                54  43  3  199  BLADES OF CHAOS (961)      KALTOS
 RENAE 7-4304                58  41  3  198  BLADES OF ICE (192)        BONSUR
 DARK GUMBY 7-4694           54  37  1  198  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 STARBUCK 6-5387             35  23  0  198  SCIENCE FICTION (1191)     TRANSEL
 ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112     41  22  1  195  CEMENTIA (1112)            JURINE
 MISS HONEY 36-4850          66  63  0  194  SCARRY TEAM (824)          JHANS
 ROB A. REE 39-3241          36  25  1  194  CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074)    XOCHITHLAN
 SCHYLER 6-4866              55  91  1  193  THE LADY'S LIST (917)      TRANSEL
 TORNADO 6-2249              32  41  2  193  ACTS OF NATURE (415)       TRANSEL
 RYGEL 18-7142               46  41  1  191  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 SALIEL 3-5485               59  48  1  190  ZODIAC KNIGHTS (958)       OSKSI
 FACEMAN 38-4129             48  44  2  190  THE A TEAM (1044)          CLIFFHOME
 HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH 18-6977  47  41  0  189  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
 ZAEBOS 7-1921               41  31  0  186  THE CUTTHROATS (203)       BONSUR
 TAPS 96-841                 22  19  5  186  MUSIC TO KILL BY (1119)    OLD VALAMANTIS
 HAIR LIP! 82-3261           16  15  1  186  PUNCHLINES (1115)          DWES EG
 OBSESSIVE 58-2447           47  43  1  185  ELEMENTS OF PSI (423)      DELARQ TOR
-ZAGNUT 10-4745              36  11  4  185  TERRAPIN STATION (616)     KOLACT
 ONE A DAY 98-799            22  15  3  183  MY DRUGS (1179)            SYVYN'S HILL
 COOLER 82-7277              34  23  1  182  STYROFOAM (1090)           DWES EG
 BASS 5-3666                 56  93  2  181  JOHNS (927)                KALTOS

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KILLER KARCH 69-5668        18  12  2  180  SAND KINGS (1118)          CIMMERIAC
 GREE CHAK 41-3859           45  34  2  178  KILLERS (1145)             KATI-TEI
 NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317        25  11  1  178  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 MUCKER 42-3596              55  63  1  177  DELVERS (1000)             RODEKI
 DOC STEELE 18-6808          44  64  1  177  ARROGANCE (732)            TALCAMA
-CYCLOPS 7-4625              25  27  1  175  BIG BAD (1073)             BONSUR
-ANTAGONIST 3-2824           22  21  2  175  KIDS GONE BAD (446)        OSKSI
 ROLEX WATCH 32-3732         48  44  1  170  LUST MUPPETS (1036)        ARVAT
 TOWER 7-4461                39  20  1  168  BLADES OF ICE (192)        BONSUR
 DOC STEELE 18-6010          56 110  6  165  ARROGANCE (732)            TALCAMA
 SILAS 18-6796               40  61  2  165  SHEPHERDS (432)            TALCAMA
 THANOS 37-1406              29  41  2  164  NIGHT TRAIN (545)          SIBIKHAS
 SHINY PENNY 32-3789         33  67  2  161  FOUND IN THE SAND (1034)   ARVAT
 MAGINOT MIKE 4-4509         57  64  1  160  DOGS OF WAR (999)          JHELUM
 PEGASUS 6-4161              27  28  1  158  KREWE OF DRUID (1186)      TRANSEL

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GRINGOLD 7-2416             23  20  2  150  THE CUTTHROATS (203)       BONSUR
 THRENODY 4-4557             33  35  1  147  BLADES OF MIST (959)       JHELUM
 QUID PRO QUO 10-4794        29  16  1  147  QUBIT (1140)               KOLACT
 SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435    28  15  3  143  INDULGENT DRINKS (1153)    TROCAR
-GAMBLE 7-4884               20  12  2  141  INDIFFERENCE (1194)        BONSUR
 A NEW PONY! 82-1306         23  31  0  139  WHAT I ATE FOR XMAS (1114) DWES EG
 BORGUS BASHIMUS 58-6097     22  30  1  134  NEXT GENERATION (1075)     DELARQ TOR
 LINK 6-5144                 26  44  2  130  SUPER BASH BROTHERS (1067) TRANSEL

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BEAR 7-4628                 26  42  1  128  BIG BAD (1073)             BONSUR
 DECK SWAB 18-2148           25  19  1  125  SEA DOGS (328)             TALCAMA
 HE HATE ME 18-7820          21  19  2  125  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 LIFE 3-4196                 40 132  0  122  GAMES LIBRARY (998)        OSKSI
 RAW SEX APPEAL 82-1331      18   7  0  121  WHY WE LOVE TUM (1164)     DWES EG
 ELI 18-7272                 22  33  3  113  SHEPHERDS (432)            TALCAMA
 ARSONIST ART 39-3325        32  23  0  108  CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074)    XOCHITHLAN

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WENT TO MARKET 25-4288      23  20  2   98  THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162)  LYRATILAN
 LUIGI 6-5142                30  44  2   97  SUPER BASH BROTHERS (1067) TRANSEL
 LUC STARWALKER 58-6100      35  34  0   96  NEXT GENERATION (1075)     DELARQ TOR
-MY1STADMWARRIOR 37-4668     24  10  1   93  SRETSAMLEUD (1134)         SIBIKHAS

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SUX0R 5-4560                21   5  0   90  MORE NEW TEAMS 2 (1188)    KALTOS
 NUMBERED WON 18-7434        24  25  0   88  NEXT GENERATION (1150)     TALCAMA
 ENDYMION 6-4163             24  32  1   85  KREWE OF DRUID (1186)      TRANSEL
 SUPER BUM 82-18411          21  10  0   84  FLAT BROKE (1184)          DWES EG
 MUMPHY CHICK 1-5487         15   1  0   83  LEGENDS OF STEELE (1047)   MORDANT
 BRADEN 6-4867               56  90  0   79  THE LADY'S LIST (917)      TRANSEL
-PATIENCE 51-4949            21  31  1   78  MIGHTY MORALS (1120)       TRICORUS
-PEON NECROMANCER 18-7856    22  16  4   74  SRETSAMLEUD (1183)         TALCAMA
 REDEMPTION 4-4868           23  16  1   72  BLADES OF MIST (959)       JHELUM
 ASHANTI 6-5352              20  30  4   72  KREWE OF DRUID (1186)      TRANSEL
 RED FUSION 6-5480           20   5  0   70  IT'S NEW! (1195)           TRANSEL
 ZOT ZIPZIG 6-5688           20  26  0   69  NIGHT TRAIN (1158)         TRANSEL
 B.A. TURRY 39-3383          18  22  1   67  CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074)    XOCHITHLAN
 CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422     20   7  0   65  NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (1197)  DWES EG
 SMOOGIE 82-2247              9   7  1   60  STREET PIZZAD III (1190)   DWES EG
 WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193    21  57  2   55  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME
 STRAFE 82-11158             14  13  0   49  BLACK PRIMERS (1187)       DWES EG
 MEN WORKING 38-4189         26  52  1   42  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Neosphincter -- Aha!  You teased me and poked me and got me MAD, and then I creamed
you.  I really like it when fights end that way. -- Maginot Mike

Shiny Penny -- You BLINDED me with your SHINY REFLECTION!!! -- Life of Osksi,
somewhat off his form today

Dr Nut -- Ah, well, win some, lose some. -- Tolais Deepheart

Renae -- You got some kinda grudge against golems, girl? -- Mucker

25 May 2004
                                 TEN TURNS OF HELL:
                        The KLK Capture The Flag Competition

In the spirit of the ongoing effort to make arena play what it used to be (FUN!!), I
am proud to announce the KLK Capture The Flag Competition.  The competition will be
held in Jhans (DM-36, which has, by the way, grown in size equal to Talcama already).
:)  We are announcing this contest early to allow managers time to prep.

Rules:
     -- On turn 462 (due 8/4/04) the lowest ranked warrior on your team is given your
team's 'flag' (he is your initial flag defender).
     -- Starting on turn 463 (due 8/18/04) flags will be defended every turn and turn
463 is the turn scoring will begin.
     -- Fights involving flags are winners-take-all and a warrior can carry as many
flags as he can win.
     -- If a warrior holding a flag either A) goes inactive, B) loses to a stand-by
warrior or C) gets DA'd, he forfeits all flags he has and they are returned the their
original team's lowest ranked warrior.
     -- If you hold your own flag on an inactive warrior you receive NO POINTS that
turn.
     -- If a warrior graduates to AD holding flags starting on the next turn those
flags will be defended by the lowest ranked warrior on the team of the graduating
warrior.
     -- Scoring as follows for each turn:
          2 pts -- possession of your own team flag
          1 pt -- possession any other flag
          1 pt -- for each win
          1 pt -- for each kill
          1 pt -- for each award you receive in the newsletter
     -- You may enter as many teams as you like (per RSI rules) but each team is its
own entry.
     -- Tie-Breaker goes to the team that had the most points from flags.
     -- If still tied the tie-breaker will be the team that had the most points from
kills.  (It's the Delarq way.)
     -- The contest lasts 10 turns and there will be prizes for 1st, 2nd and 3rd
(based on highest point totals)

Prizes: (what you've been waiting on)
1st -- 3 know favorites potions*
       DA warrior named after winning manager
2nd -- 2 know favorites potions*
3rd -- 1 know favorites potion*

* These are full favorite potions (weapon, rhythms and tactics) and can only be used
on warriors with at least 4 FE.

     How's that for paying out? (grin)  Even if you think that it's all about the TC,
these prizes should be enough to draw you in.  (You know who you are.)
     I hope to see friend and foe alike come to Jhans.  Legion, Froths, and all the
others...this is your personal invite.  Can you win?  Can you survive 10 turns of
Hell in Jhans?
     Note:  Special thanks to RSI for helping make this contest possible.  Thanks
guys!

Bookie
KLK Alliance
Director Jhans' Board of Tourism
Warden of the Froth Circle (grin)
D.R.C. 4 Life

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

A DIFFERENT GRAPE viciously subdued ETCHED IN STONE in a 3803 minute Challenge fight.
DR DAZZLE demolished SCHYLER in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
GREE CHAK was vanquished by HOCKEY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
TAPS was overpowered by SHOCKING TOAD in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
STARBUCK slimly lost to JACK BOY in a popular 3 minute bloody Challenge duel.
NEOSPHINCTER overpowered MAGINOT MIKE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
ZAEBOS savagely defeated TOWER in a action packed 5 minute gruesome Challenge melee.
GRINGOLD won victory over A NEW PONY! in a popular 1 minute Challenge duel.
BORGUS BASHIMUS viciously subdued LIFE in a popular 3 minute gory Challenge duel.
DECK SWAB overpowered LUIGI in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
ELI was luckily beaten by RAW SEX APPEAL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge match.
LUC STARWALKER handily defeated WORK IN PROGRESS in a 1 minute Challenge contest.
MUMPHY CHICK bested B.A. TURRY in a crowd pleasing 5 minute Challenge bout.
WENT TO MARKET handily defeated BRADEN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
NUMBERED WON overpowered MEN WORKING in a 1 minute uneven Challenge struggle.
STRAFE was handily defeated by ASHANTI in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
SLEEPLESS PARANOIA viciously subdued DR NUT in a exciting 3 minute brutal Title fight.
JANAE was overpowered by MAHI MAHI in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
WHIRLING WORD handily defeated DARK GUMBY in a 2 minute mismatched competition.
CLEANER WRASSE overpowered TORNADO in a exciting 2 minute gory uneven fight.
SPLURGE ON WAX LIPS handily defeated ROB A. REE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
SILAS was bested by DOC STEELE in a exciting 2 minute gory bout.
HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH overpowered PEGASUS in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
DUSKY JAWFISH overpowered COOLER in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
RYGEL was demolished by RAMZA in a action packed 2 minute gruesome one-sided melee.
ONE A DAY beat SHINY PENNY in a exciting 3 minute fray.
MIMIC BLENNY handily defeated MISS HONEY in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
CHICK WITH A STICK overpowered OBSESSIVE in a popular 1 minute brutal uneven duel.
SIR ENE demolished THANOS in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
RAZOX beat FACEMAN in a popular 2 minute gruesome bout.
SALIEL was demolished by SPEEDI in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven contest.
BLACK WIDOW demolished ROLEX WATCH in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
WHIRLING DOG overcame RENAE in a exciting 2 minute brutal fight.
HAIR LIP! slimly lost to TOLAIS DEEPHEART in a action packed 2 minute match.
DEORNE beat KILLER KARCH in a action packed 1 minute bout.
DOC STEELE overpowered BEAR in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
BASS viciously subdued QUID PRO QUO in a exciting 3 minute gory duel.
MUCKER savagely defeated THRENODY in a action packed 2 minute bloody duel.
SEX ON THE BEACH subdued LINK in a action packed 2 minute conflict.
ARSONIST ART was viciously subdued by HE HATE ME in a crowd pleasing 3 minute fight.
CRACK IS CHEAP was viciously subdued by ENDYMION in a crowd pleasing 2 minute melee.
SUPER BUM beat REDEMPTION in a exciting 1 minute fight.
SMOOGIE was luckily beaten by RED FUSION in a popular 3 minute gory duel.
SUX0R overcame ZOT ZIPZIG in a 2 minute bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  22         TOTAL PARRY       49 -  30 -  0      62  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   15         PARRY-LUNGE       15 -  11 -  0      58  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     12         LUNGING ATTACK   139 - 109 -  1      56  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 11         AIMED BLOW        38 -  30 -  0      56  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  11         WALL OF STEEL     65 -  54 -  0      55  |
|AIMED BLOW                       6         SLASHING ATTACK   48 -  48 -  0      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         STRIKING ATTACK   14 -  23 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -  11 -  0      35  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         BASHING ATTACK    38 -  75 -  0      34  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -  14 -  0      30  |

Turn 377 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      7 -  8         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        8 -  4     SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  7         3  WALL OF STEEL  
LUNGING ATTACK    14 -  8     BASHING ATTACK     4 -  7         1  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         3 -  3     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  2         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  3         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   SLEEPLESS PARANOI 82-2252  24  17  1  294 PARENTHOOD (1122)
WALL OF STEEL    WHIRLING WORD 48-3815      64  38  1  287 4-LETTER WORDS (1063)
AIMED BLOW       SPLURGE ON WAX LI 18-6485  62  47  3  255 STREET PIZZA (114)
TOTAL PARRY      A DIFFERENT GRAPE 82-1258  42  28  1  244 MY WIFE'S COSMETICS (1038)
STRIKING ATTACK  MAHI MAHI 18-4899          96  63  1  235 BIG MEAN FISH (292)
PARRY-STRIKE     SHOCKING TOAD 7-310        55  70  1  231 NINJAS (1107)
SLASHING ATTACK  HOCKEY 82-5719             24  22  0  229 CHEAP DENTISTRY (1098)
PARRY-LUNGE      JANAE 5-3867               54  43  3  199 BLADES OF CHAOS (961)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    TAPS 96-841                22  19  5  186 MUSIC TO KILL BY (1119)
BASHING ATTACK   SILAS 18-6796              40  61  2  165 SHEPHERDS (432)

The overall popularity leader is SPEEDI 58-3029.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was A DIFFERENT GRAPE 82-1258.  The ten other most popular fighters were ETCHED IN 
STONE 61-3112, B.A. TURRY 39-3383, BASS 5-3666, SHINY PENNY 32-3789, SMOOGIE 82-2247, 
ZAEBOS 7-1921, SLEEPLESS PARANOIA 82-2252, TOWER 7-4461, MUCKER 42-3596, and HE HATE 
ME 18-7820.

The least popular fighter this week was BEAR 7-4628.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were THANOS 37-1406, PEGASUS 6-4161, ROB A. REE 39-3241, STRAFE 82-11158, 
BRADEN 6-4867, MAGINOT MIKE 4-4509, LINK 6-5144, THRENODY 4-4557, ROLEX WATCH 
32-3732, and MISS HONEY 36-4850.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           1  0 0  ZORPUNT(24)          0  1 0  CAER(48)             1  0 0  
OSKSI(3)             0  2 0  LYRATILAN(25)        1  0 0  TROCAR(54)           1  0 0  
JHELUM(4)            0  3 0  ARVAT(32)            0  2 0  ANDOR(57)            1  0 0  
KALTOS(5)            2  1 0  JHANS(36)            0  1 0  DELARQ TOR(58)       3  1 0  
TRANSEL(6)           3  8 0  SIBIKHAS(37)         1  1 0  JURINE(61)           0  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            6  4 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  3 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        0  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           2  1 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       0  3 0  DWES EG(82)          6  6 0  
TALCAMA(18)         12  3 0  KATI-TEI(41)         0  1 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   0  1 0  
TI(23)               1  0 0  RODEKI(42)           2  0 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MUMPHY CHICK 1-5487         15   1  0   83  LEGENDS OF STEELE (1047)   MORDANT
 SALIEL 3-5485               59  48  1  190  ZODIAC KNIGHTS (958)       OSKSI
 MAGINOT MIKE 4-4509         57  64  1  160  DOGS OF WAR (999)          JHELUM
 JANAE 5-3867                54  43  3  199  BLADES OF CHAOS (961)      KALTOS
 STARBUCK 6-5387             35  23  0  198  SCIENCE FICTION (1191)     TRANSEL
 SHOCKING TOAD 7-310         55  70  1  231  NINJAS (1107)              BONSUR
 WHIRLING DOG 10-4177        60  31  1  208  MONGREL HORDE (964)        KOLACT
 CLEANER WRASSE 18-6495      70  62  2  262  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
 CHICK WITH A STICK 23-4365  57  48  2  219  DIABLO TOO (1037)          TI
 DR NUT 24-4254              55  35  2  200  DP CLONES (1045)           ZORPUNT
 WENT TO MARKET 25-4288      23  20  2   98  THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162)  LYRATILAN
 ROLEX WATCH 32-3732         48  44  1  170  LUST MUPPETS (1036)        ARVAT
 MISS HONEY 36-4850          66  63  0  194  SCARRY TEAM (824)          JHANS
 BLACK WIDOW 37-1303         61  67  2  205  BEAST MASTERS (136)        SIBIKHAS
 FACEMAN 38-4129             48  44  2  190  THE A TEAM (1044)          CLIFFHOME
 ROB A. REE 39-3241          36  25  1  194  CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074)    XOCHITHLAN
 GREE CHAK 41-3859           45  34  2  178  KILLERS (1145)             KATI-TEI
 TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620    88 101  0  200  DELVERS (1000)             RODEKI
 WHIRLING WORD 48-3815       64  38  1  287  4-LETTER WORDS (1063)      CAER
 SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435    28  15  3  143  INDULGENT DRINKS (1153)    TROCAR
 DR DAZZLE 57-4485           60  31  2  207  PEPPER PRACTICE II (1069)  ANDOR
 SPEEDI 58-3029             101  83  3  214  SHAMROCKS (424)            DELARQ TOR
 ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112     41  22  1  195  CEMENTIA (1112)            JURINE
 KILLER KARCH 69-5668        18  12  2  180  SAND KINGS (1118)          CIMMERIAC
 SLEEPLESS PARANOIA 82-2252  24  17  1  294  PARENTHOOD (1122)          DWES EG
 TAPS 96-841                 22  19  5  186  MUSIC TO KILL BY (1119)    OLD VALAMANTIS
 ONE A DAY 98-799            22  15  3  183  MY DRUGS (1179)            SYVYN'S HILL