DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL
Date : 07/10/2004 Duedate: 07/23/2004
DARKHOLM
DM-104 TURN-379
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 BLACK PRIMER 82/1187 1142 426 7 72.8 BLADES OF MIST 4/959
LEGENDS OF STEELE 1/1047 ZODIAC KNIGHTS 3/958
2 MONGREL HORDE 10/964 482 235 3 67.2 10 INDULGENT DR 54/1153 59 75 1 44.0
3 BELLYFLOP 82/1097 1504 1224 16 55.1 CRIMINAL ELEMENT 39/1074
WHY I PLAY DM 82/1116 11 SEA DOGS 18/328 37 49 2 43.0
PARENTHOOD 82/1122 THE CUTTHROATS 7/203
WHY WE LOVE TUM 82/1164 12 BEAST MASTERS 37/136 123 179 1 40.7
4-LETTER WORDS 48/1063 ELEMENTS OF PSI 58/423
CHEAP DENTISTRY 82/1098 KREWE OF DRUID 6/1186
STREET PIZZA 18/114 ACTS OF NATURE 6/415
SESAME SPINE 82/1070 13 SAND KINGS 69/1118 51 78 0 39.5
MY WIFE'S COSMETICS 82/1038 MUSIC TO KILL BY 96/1119
WHAT I ATE FOR XMAS 82/1114 14 NINJAS 7/1107 63 97 1 39.4
STREET PIZZAD III 82/1190 KILLERS 41/1145
LUST MUPPETS 32/1036 SCIENCE FICTION 6/1191
PUNCHLINES 82/1115 15 DELVERS 42/1000 223 374 1 37.4
4 IT'S NEW! 6/1195 1605 1361 6 54.1 DOGS OF WAR 4/999
MORE NEW TEAMS 2 5/1188 GAMES LIBRARY 3/998
FLAT BROKE 82/1184 16 JOHNS 5/927 795 1386 16 36.5
NEGATIVE CASH FLOW 82/1197 SCARRY TEAM 36/824
CEMENTIA 61/1112 ARROGANCE 18/732
DP CLONES 24/1045 THE LADY'S LIST 6/917
PEPPER PRACTICE II 57/1069 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151
DIABLO TOO 23/1037 17 BIG BAD 7/1073 494 896 8 35.5
WASTELAND 18/468 NEXT GENERATION 18/1150
WASTELAND II 7/500 SHEPHERDS 18/432
MY DRUGS 98/1179 NEXT GENERATION 58/1075
5 STYROFOAM 82/1090 1123 978 8 53.5 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY 25/1162
6 QUBIT 10/1140 553 492 2 52.9 MIGHTY MORALS 51/1120
ON A WHIM 82/1014 SUPER BASH BROTHERS 6/1067
SIR AGLIO 10/600 FOUND IN THE SAND 32/1034
7 THE A TEAM 38/1044 649 636 6 50.5 CLOWNING AROUND 42/1200
BIG MEAN FISH 18/292 18-NIGHT TRAIN 37/545 17 36 0 32.1
8 SHAMROCKS 58/424 166 168 3 49.7 NIGHT TRAIN 6/1158
9 BLADES OF ICE 7/192 357 368 2 49.2 19-JEKYLL'S LAB 82/1199 1 1 0 50.0
BLADES OF CHAOS 5/961 20 ANGELS OF CH 72/1182 0 1 0 0.0
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 499): TALON of FLOYDS FAN CLUB (Talon Volksie, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 384): TOOFLESS of GLORY BOUND TROLLS (DeGotti, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 504): GRAPH of GAMES LIBRARY (Nick, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 500): STANLEY'S CUP of SPORTZ! (Guardian, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 499): HOWLER of THE TAKEN (Silver Stroke, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 503): ZEP of IRON BROTHERS (Dan, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 500): TASTY HANGNAIL of WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 495): QUIETUS of QUBIT (Sultan, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 486): PURPLE FIREFISH of BIG MEAN FISH (Big Wave Dave, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 485): SYRANO BLOODBANE of THE BLOODBANES (Stik, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 459): PINK BEAR of LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... (Shocking Toad, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 450): STEVEN SCIMITAR of EAGLES CLAW (Talon Volksie, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 196): DUCK TAPE of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 437): STUPID SEXY FLANDERS of I'M SO SEXY (Muffy, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 385): APPLE of FRUITS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 183): LAWYER of PLAGUES (Abarsis, the Slaughter Priest, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 171): HOFFA WITH HAIR of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 335): YOU of SRETSAMLEUD (Phat Phat, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 148): CANNONBALL of X-POSSE (Savant, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 378): SLEEPLESS PARANOIA of PARENTHOOD from DWES EG (TUM)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 499): CLAN BATTLEAXE (Mithril, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 384): GLORY BOUND TROLLS (DeGotti, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 504): AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 500): none
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 499): THE TAKEN (Silver Stroke, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 503): BATTLE BEASTS (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 500): WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 495): CLAN BATTLEAXE (Mithril, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 486): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 485): CARNAGE CANARIES (Carnage Canary, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 459): LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... (Shocking Toad, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 450): EAGLES CLAW (Talon Volksie, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 196): ATMAN PROJECT (Kosmos, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 437): HIGHER PURPOSE (Angus, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 385): ALL-UGLY TEAM (The Sentinel, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 183): USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 171): THE EXPLORERS (Kellog, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 335): SRETSAMLEUD (Phat Phat, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 148): X-POSSE (Savant, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 378): BLACK PRIMERS, etc. (Doc Steele, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 2 NIANIA (turn 384): ONE BROW of GLORY BOUND TROLLS (DeGotti, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 504): HARALDUR of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 503): ZEP of IRON BROTHERS (Dan, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 499): PTI of WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 495): SULTAN OF SWING of TERRAPIN STATION (Floyd, mgr.)
(turn 494): LENNY BAXTER of TOWNSVILLAINS (The Narrator, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 485): SYRANO BLOODBANE of THE BLOODBANES (Stik, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 459): PINK BEAR of LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... (Shocking Toad, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 196): MISS CON DUCK of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 437): EL RIPPOFF of DELVERS (Nick, mgr.)
(turn 436): GUNSLINGER of KING'S KREW (King Ralph, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 182): MERGEN of THE BLACK COMPANY (Woelfe, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 171): HOFFA WITH HAIR of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 147): 2 PHAT of VERMIN (Sultan, mgr.)
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Heroes of the Federation!
I'm sorry to report that no one was killed this turn. However, I do think that
most of you fought very bravely. It was just bad luck.
219 minutes, that's nothing more than a siesta. No wonder they were our two
least popular warriors. I don't think they tried hard enough this time. A DIFFERENT
GRAPE (82-1258) (42-29-1,194) of MY WIFE'S COSMETICS TV challenged ETCHED IN STONE
(61-3112) (42-22-1,207) of CEMENTIA. A DIFFERENT GRAPE was viciously subdued by top
TP ETCHED IN STONE in a 219 minute fight. So said the announcer, but you've got to
wonder just how vicious it was. Three and a half hours and they were ready to quit?
It wasn't even a hot day. Anyhow that was one of our TV challenges.
The other TV challenge was a bit livelier. MUMPHY CHICK (1-5487) (15-1-0,83) of
LEGENDS OF STEELE TV challenged B.A. TURRY (39-3383) (18-23-1,65) of CRIMINAL
ELEMENT. MUMPHY CHICK luckily beat B.A. TURRY in an exciting 3 minute Challenge
melee.
Ah, and we had one ambitious young fellow take a shot at the Runeblade this
turn. STARBUCK (6-5387) (36-23-0,215) of SCIENCE FICTION challenged SLEEPLESS
PARANOIA (82-2252) (25-17-1,305) of PARENTHOOD. STARBUCK was overpowered by
SLEEPLESS PARANOIA in a 1 minute Challenge Title duel. Nice try though.
There were a lot of avoids this turn, most of them posted by the guild ranked
4th. And the most avoided guild was Assur's, ranked 17th. It's interesting to note
that there were three avoids posted for Sretsamlued, a team that wasn't even active.
Our most challenged warrior was Men Working, because when you look at his record
you think he's going to lose. But he doesn't always. STRAFE (82-11158) (14-13-0,49)
of BLACK PRIMERS challenged MEN WORKING (38-4189) (26-53-1,44) of JUST BECAUSE.
STRAFE was bested by MEN WORKING in an action packed 2 minute brutal Challenge duel.
Strafe, you hang in there. You may be at the bottom of the pile right now, but
you'll claw your way up in time.
Speedi remains our overall popularity leader and he has a winning record!
That's rather unusual for a popularity leader, you know. SPEEDI (58-3029) (102-83-
3,241) of SHAMROCKS fought CHICK WITH A STICK (23-4365) (58-48-2,222) of DIABLO TOO.
SPEEDI savagely defeated CHICK WITH A STICK in a popular 2 minute bloody match.
This turn's favorite was David Caruso. DAVID CARUSO (82-2269) (21-9-1,213) of
BELLYFLOP fought WHIRLING DOG (10-4177) (61-31-1,214) of MONGREL HORDE. DAVID CARUSO
viciously subdued WHIRLING DOG in a crowd pleasing 7 minute gory brawl. Not only was
this fight long enough to really get into, it was an upset (Whirling Dog being
favored because of his greater experience) and money was made.
May we please have a manager roll call? I'm sorry to admit that I've lost track
of who is who. I would also like to know your alliances, if any. Thank you.
Desiree
KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SLEEPLESS PARANOIA 82-2252 26 17 1 322 PARENTHOOD (1122) DWES EG
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
WHIRLING WORD 48-3815 66 38 1 325 4-LETTER WORDS (1063) CAER
SPEEDI 58-3029 103 83 3 254 SHAMROCKS (424) DELARQ TOR
RAMZA 7-4340 57 34 2 238 BLADES OF ICE (192) BONSUR
DR DAZZLE 57-4485 62 31 2 237 PEPPER PRACTICE II (1069) ANDOR
DAVID CARUSO 82-2269 22 9 1 236 BELLYFLOP (1097) DWES EG
RENAE 7-4304 60 41 3 221 BLADES OF ICE (192) BONSUR
RYGEL 18-7142 48 41 1 220 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
FACEMAN 38-4129 50 44 2 218 THE A TEAM (1044) CLIFFHOME
RAZOX 7-2400 78 54 1 217 BLADES OF ICE (192) BONSUR
JACK BOY 82-2030 77 57 0 217 ON A WHIM (1014) DWES EG
JANAE 5-3867 56 43 3 214 BLADES OF CHAOS (961) KALTOS
ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 43 22 1 214 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE
ROB A. REE 39-3241 38 25 1 214 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OBSESSIVE 58-2447 48 44 1 210 ELEMENTS OF PSI (423) DELARQ TOR
CLEANER WRASSE 18-6495 71 63 2 209 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA
DEORNE 7-2529 72 53 1 207 BLADES OF ICE (192) BONSUR
HOCKEY 82-5719 25 23 0 207 CHEAP DENTISTRY (1098) DWES EG
ONE A DAY 98-799 23 16 3 206 MY DRUGS (1179) SYVYN'S HILL
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MISS HONEY 36-4850 66 65 0 205 SCARRY TEAM (824) JHANS
BASS 5-3666 57 94 2 205 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
MAHI MAHI 18-4899 97 64 1 204 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA
DOC STEELE 18-6010 58 110 6 204 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA
DOC STEELE 18-6808 46 64 1 202 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA
SPLURGE ON WAX LIP 18-6485 63 48 3 201 STREET PIZZA (114) TALCAMA
WHIRLING DOG 10-4177 61 32 1 201 MONGREL HORDE (964) KOLACT
SALIEL 3-5485 61 48 1 201 ZODIAC KNIGHTS (958) OSKSI
CHICK WITH A STICK 23-4365 58 49 2 201 DIABLO TOO (1037) TI
BLACK WIDOW 37-1303 61 69 2 199 BEAST MASTERS (136) SIBIKHAS
MIMIC BLENNY 18-7541 34 20 1 197 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA
OSCAR THE SLOUCH 82-1316 42 33 3 196 SESAME SPINE (1070) DWES EG
SHOCKING TOAD 7-310 55 72 1 195 NINJAS (1107) BONSUR
SCHYLER 6-4866 56 92 1 194 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
COOLER 82-7277 35 24 1 194 STYROFOAM (1090) DWES EG
KILLER KARCH 69-5668 19 13 2 194 SAND KINGS (1118) CIMMERIAC
A DIFFERENT GRAPE 82-1258 42 30 1 193 MY WIFE'S COSMETICS (1038) DWES EG
NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317 26 12 1 193 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
DUSKY JAWFISH 18-6978 44 47 1 192 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA
STARBUCK 6-5387 36 24 0 192 SCIENCE FICTION (1191) TRANSEL
SIR ENE 10-4360 51 33 3 189 SIR AGLIO (600) KOLACT
SILAS 18-6796 41 62 2 189 SHEPHERDS (432) TALCAMA
TORNADO 6-2249 32 43 2 187 ACTS OF NATURE (415) TRANSEL
TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620 89 102 0 183 DELVERS (1000) RODEKI
MUCKER 42-3596 56 64 1 183 DELVERS (1000) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DR NUT 24-4254 56 36 2 179 DP CLONES (1045) ZORPUNT
-CYCLOPS 7-4625 25 28 1 179 BIG BAD (1073) BONSUR
TAPS 96-841 23 20 5 179 MUSIC TO KILL BY (1119) OLD VALAMANTIS
HAIR LIP! 82-3261 16 17 1 179 PUNCHLINES (1115) DWES EG
DARK GUMBY 7-4694 55 38 1 178 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH 18-6977 48 42 0 175 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA
GREE CHAK 41-3859 46 35 2 174 KILLERS (1145) KATI-TEI
ZAEBOS 7-1921 41 33 0 174 THE CUTTHROATS (203) BONSUR
HE HATE ME 18-7820 23 19 2 173 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
THE SCREAMING FANS 82-6495 13 6 1 171 WHY I PLAY DM (1116) DWES EG
MAGINOT MIKE 4-4509 57 66 1 167 DOGS OF WAR (999) JHELUM
TOWER 7-4461 39 22 1 166 BLADES OF ICE (192) BONSUR
-THANOS 37-1406 29 42 2 163 NIGHT TRAIN (545) SIBIKHAS
GRINGOLD 7-2416 24 21 2 163 THE CUTTHROATS (203) BONSUR
ROLEX WATCH 32-3732 49 45 1 158 LUST MUPPETS (1036) ARVAT
PEGASUS 6-4161 27 30 1 158 KREWE OF DRUID (1186) TRANSEL
SHINY PENNY 32-3789 34 68 2 157 FOUND IN THE SAND (1034) ARVAT
LINK 6-5144 28 44 2 154 SUPER BASH BROTHERS (1067) TRANSEL
A NEW PONY! 82-1306 24 32 0 153 WHAT I ATE FOR XMAS (1114) DWES EG
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THRENODY 4-4557 33 37 1 150 BLADES OF MIST (959) JHELUM
BEAR 7-4628 27 43 1 150 BIG BAD (1073) BONSUR
QUID PRO QUO 10-4794 29 18 1 136 QUBIT (1140) KOLACT
-BORGUS BASHIMUS 58-6097 22 30 1 134 NEXT GENERATION (1075) DELARQ TOR
SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435 28 17 3 131 INDULGENT DRINKS (1153) TROCAR
DECK SWAB 18-2148 25 21 1 126 SEA DOGS (328) TALCAMA
WENT TO MARKET 25-4288 25 20 2 124 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162) LYRATILAN
RAW SEX APPEAL 82-1331 19 8 0 122 WHY WE LOVE TUM (1164) DWES EG
ARSONIST ART 39-3325 33 24 0 121 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
LUIGI 6-5142 32 44 2 118 SUPER BASH BROTHERS (1067) TRANSEL
ELI 18-7272 23 34 3 115 SHEPHERDS (432) TALCAMA
LIFE 3-4196 40 134 0 104 GAMES LIBRARY (998) OSKSI
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SUPER BUM 82-18411 23 10 0 103 FLAT BROKE (1184) DWES EG
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LUC STARWALKER 58-6100 36 35 0 96 NEXT GENERATION (1075) DELARQ TOR
REDEMPTION 4-4868 25 16 1 96 BLADES OF MIST (959) JHELUM
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BRADEN 6-4867 57 91 0 89 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
PTI 7-5412 24 9 0 89 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
MUMPHY CHICK 1-5487 16 1 0 85 LEGENDS OF STEELE (1047) MORDANT
SUX0R 5-4560 22 6 0 84 MORE NEW TEAMS 2 (1188) KALTOS
PATIENCE 51-4949 22 31 1 82 MIGHTY MORALS (1120) TRICORUS
RED FUSION 6-5480 22 5 0 82 IT'S NEW! (1195) TRANSEL
CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422 22 7 0 79 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (1197) DWES EG
NUMBERED WON 18-7434 25 26 0 78 NEXT GENERATION (1150) TALCAMA
-YANKEE DAN 42-4019 22 10 0 78 CLOWNING AROUND (1200) RODEKI
ASHANTI 6-5352 20 32 4 74 KREWE OF DRUID (1186) TRANSEL
-SPEED MERCHANT 82-15079 17 20 5 74 JEKYLL'S LAB (1199) DWES EG
ENDYMION 6-4163 24 34 1 73 KREWE OF DRUID (1186) TRANSEL
B.A. TURRY 39-3383 18 24 1 72 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
SMOOGIE 82-2247 10 8 1 66 STREET PIZZAD III (1190) DWES EG
-ZOT ZIPZIG 6-5688 20 27 0 60 NIGHT TRAIN (1158) TRANSEL
MISSY MAYHAM 72-5531 16 11 1 59 ANGELS OF CHAOS (1182) DRAGONHEAD
MEN WORKING 38-4189 27 53 1 56 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 21 59 2 52 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
STRAFE 82-11158 14 14 0 41 BLACK PRIMERS (1187) DWES EG
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
The Muffin Man -- Sorry I didn't respond to your ad last turn. I'm afraid I
fell into a state of VERY deep concentration before getting to the personal ads
and didn't come out of it until the next morning. Yes, it was compassionate of
you and The Upright Man to instruct your warriors to pause and let the
spectators have bathroom breaks. I'm sure the Arenamaster might have objected
as this allowed the warriors to rest as well, but I understand he was asleep.
Do you know what the record is? For the entire Isle, I think the record may
have been set back during Judge Beni's time, but I don't really know the record
for Darkholm. I should start keeping track of these things. -- Desiree
Cyclops -- That must be a terrible handicap. No depth perception. -- Tolais
Deepheart
Link -- Darn! I thought you were a SAUSAGE, and it would have been AWFUL and WRONG
if I had been killed by a sausage! It would be an OFFENSE against the sanctity of
golem-hood. -- Life of Osksi
I suppose you must have seen him in the locker room? -- Desiree
Schyler -- And the list YOU are on, my boy, is the one labeled "Naughty." -- Mucker
Dr Nut -- Well, I guess I'm not much of a nut-cracker, am I? -- Maginot Mike
16 June 2004
Death Fest Begins July 29/DM 59 T-172
"You drive a hard bargain Hammer," responded Lord Lian Ki Na-Sul, "but the
Gladiatorial Commission has agreed to re-open DM 58 Delarq Tor as a Slow Arena
exclusively for a period of six months to those Death Fest contestants who fight
their stables at least 67 times out of a possible 75 during the 15 rounds of Death
Fest; on the condition that at least 20 stables qualify for the Illis Iron Stable
Award at the conclusion of the Death Fest and those qualifying managers send a New
Stable to DM 58 Delarq Tor without Cannibalizing their participation in the other
arenas where they have active stables!"
Hammer felt a certain sense of satisfaction as he studied the ghoulish grin
spreading across the face of Lord Lian Ki Na-Sul; proud Arena Master of the once
dying Illis Arena, as the DM 59 Arena Authority signed the Gladiatorial Commission
papers authenticating the arrangement agreed upon by the two parties presiding.
"You and the Gladiatorial Commission also drive a hard bargain," Hammer replied
as he reflected upon the prospects of Delarq Tor DM 58 being re-opened as a Slow
Arena with at least 20 New Stables by the Managers who fight their stables at least
67 times out of a possible 75 during the 15 rounds of Death Fest. "I also notice the
clause that for Delarq Tor to be open Exclusively for 6 months to the New Stables
managed by the Illis Iron Stable Award Winners that there must be at least 15 stables
Active each cycle. That is a fair bargain for the opportunity to battle for the
Duelmaster Throne each of those six months before Other New Stables are allowed to
enter Delarq Tor."
This was a Golden Opportunity for both Veteran and Newbie Managers to pave a new
frontier of Delarq history by qualifying their Death Fest stables in DM 59 with 67
fights out of a possible 75; then for the price of running a stable in a Regular
Arena, continuing to be Active in DM 59 and sending a New Team Roll Up to be a part
of "History in the Making" when Delarq Tor would re-open for its First Turn as a Slow
Arena on November 3rd, 2005.
Death Fest would conclude on T-186 August 25th, 2005 allowing the Illis Iron
Stable Award Winners enough time to be registered with the Gladiatorial Commission;
whereupon they would be able to submit a New Team Roll Up to the GC to start a New
Stable in Delarq Tor; be able to fight those New Gladiators in the Rookies 2005 Fall
Mailer Tourney; then begin competing for the DM 58 Duelmasters Throne in Delarq Tor
right out of the gate with the November 3rd 2005 T-1 Debut Opening Round.
Hammer of the First Part had also negotiated with Lord Na-Zul of the Second Part
an agreement that All 10 Dark Arena Monsters and 17 NPCs Characters be re-named by
the Top Ten Death Fest Finishers. [See DM 59 T-171 Newsletter Team Spotlight by
Hammer for the complete listing of Dark Arena Monsters/NPCs and the Official Death
Fest Designation for which Top Ten Finishers re-name which characters!]
Lord Na-Sul could not hide his delight at the prospects of Death being re-
delivered to his once dying arena during the Delarq Death Fest; the DM 59 Arena
Master agreed that these Death Fest Prizes were but a Small Exchange in Comparison to
the Profits to be made by the local Illis business merchants and surrounding
community from the Anticipated Influx into Illis by the Veteran and Newbie
Managers/Gladiators/Stables seeking to make History in the Delarq Death Fest.
Nor could Hammer conceal his jubilation regarding the Call Across Alistari being
Answered to Cross Blades and Match Wits with the Devious, the Diabolical, the
Dangerous and the Down Challenging who were being drawn to the Delarq Death Fest to
Fulfill their Delarq Dueling Destiny!
REMEMBER: Death Fest begins July 29th T-172 with 25 points being awarded to
those who write a minimum 15 paragraph Team Spotlight [including Stable Name &
Managerial Alias in the Storyline!] for the DM 59 T-172 Newsletter [So Make Sure HAL
Does Not Eat any Lengthy Sentences that are Emailed without Proper Formatting; and
the RSI Typist has Plenty of Time to Type Any Hand Written Spotlights; Lest Ye
Discover 0 Points Awarded for a Missing or Incomplete T-172 Team Spotlight!]
"May Your Blades Be Sharp and Your Wits Sharper!" -- Hammer/Death Fest
Host/Vendetta Cartel Captain; WordSmith and High Priest of the Crimson Ascension
Family in DM 28
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
A DIFFERENT GRAPE was viciously subdued by ETCHED IN STONE in a 219 minute fight.
MUMPHY CHICK luckily beat B.A. TURRY in a exciting 3 minute Challenge melee.
STARBUCK was overpowered by SLEEPLESS PARANOIA in a 1 minute Challenge Title duel.
JACK BOY devastated NEOSPHINCTER in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
SHOCKING TOAD was narrowly defeated by JANAE in a 6 minute Challenge competition.
SIR ENE was luckily beaten by ONE A DAY in a exciting 3 minute Challenge struggle.
GREE CHAK was devastated by DOC STEELE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
HE HATE ME viciously subdued ROLEX WATCH in a action packed 3 minute Challenge duel.
LINK overpowered RAW SEX APPEAL in a popular 2 minute gory uneven Challenge duel.
SHINY PENNY overpowered DECK SWAB in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
WENT TO MARKET demolished LIFE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
ELI was subdued by ARSONIST ART in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge match.
NUMBERED WON was beaten by BRADEN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge conflict.
PATIENCE overpowered WORK IN PROGRESS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
STRAFE was bested by MEN WORKING in a action packed 2 minute brutal Challenge duel.
DAVID CARUSO viciously subdued WHIRLING DOG in a crowd pleasing 7 minute gory brawl.
RAZOX luckily beat KILLER KARCH in a exciting 2 minute match.
SPEEDI savagely defeated CHICK WITH A STICK in a popular 2 minute bloody match.
RAMZA devastated COOLER in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
DR DAZZLE defeated MISS HONEY in a exciting 2 minute duel.
WHIRLING WORD overpowered MIMIC BLENNY in a 1 minute uneven fray.
RYGEL overcame BLACK WIDOW in a popular 2 minute brutal contest.
SPLURGE ON WAX LIPS was defeated by RENAE in a action packed 2 minute fight.
HOCKEY overpowered ZAEBOS in a popular 1 minute gory uneven fight.
DOC STEELE savagely defeated GRINGOLD in a exciting 2 minute gruesome melee.
MAHI MAHI handily defeated TORNADO in a exciting 1 minute uneven bout.
CLEANER WRASSE handily defeated HAIR LIP! in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided duel.
HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH was unbelievably bested by SILAS in a popular 1 minute fray.
DUSKY JAWFISH was overpowered by DEORNE in a popular 8 minute brutal one-sided match.
SALIEL overpowered MAGINOT MIKE in a exciting 1 minute bloody uneven bout.
SCHYLER was viciously subdued by ROB A. REE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal fight.
DR NUT was demolished by OBSESSIVE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided struggle.
OSCAR THE SLOUCH demolished PEGASUS in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
FACEMAN vanquished TOWER in a action packed 2 minute gory one-sided bout.
BASS handily defeated TOLAIS DEEPHEART in a action packed 1 minute mismatched match.
TAPS savagely defeated THRENODY in a exciting 5 minute gruesome fight.
DARK GUMBY vanquished QUID PRO QUO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided struggle.
MUCKER handily defeated A NEW PONY! in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
THE SCREAMING FANS overcame OLD SAILMAKER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal melee.
SEX ON THE BEACH was savagely defeated by BEAR in a exciting 2 minute gory fight.
SUX0R was vanquished by LUIGI in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
LUC STARWALKER was luckily beaten by SUPER BUM in a 5 minute competition.
CRACK IS CHEAP luckily beat ENDYMION in a exciting 3 minute brutal conflict.
SMOOGIE was demolished by PTI in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
MISSY MAYHAM was devastated by REDEMPTION in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
RED FUSION subdued ASHANTI in a crowd pleasing 4 minute battle.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 24 PARRY-LUNGE 18 - 10 - 0 64 |
|WALL OF STEEL 15 AIMED BLOW 40 - 28 - 0 59 |
|BASHING ATTACK 12 TOTAL PARRY 54 - 38 - 0 59 |
|TOTAL PARRY 12 LUNGING ATTACK 138 - 108 - 1 56 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 11 WALL OF STEEL 70 - 58 - 0 55 |
|AIMED BLOW 7 SLASHING ATTACK 46 - 54 - 0 46 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 STRIKING ATTACK 14 - 23 - 0 38 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 BASHING ATTACK 40 - 73 - 0 35 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 14 - 0 30 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 14 - 0 26 |
Turn 379 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 7 - 8 5 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 1 AIMED BLOW 2 - 5 4 WALL OF STEEL
BASHING ATTACK 8 - 4 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 9 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 8 - 4 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 2 1 AIMED BLOW
LUNGING ATTACK 14 - 10
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK SLEEPLESS PARANOI 82-2252 26 17 1 322 PARENTHOOD (1122)
WALL OF STEEL WHIRLING WORD 48-3815 66 38 1 325 4-LETTER WORDS (1063)
SLASHING ATTACK RENAE 7-4304 60 41 3 221 BLADES OF ICE (192)
AIMED BLOW FACEMAN 38-4129 50 44 2 218 THE A TEAM (1044)
PARRY-LUNGE JANAE 5-3867 56 43 3 214 BLADES OF CHAOS (961)
TOTAL PARRY ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 43 22 1 214 CEMENTIA (1112)
STRIKING ATTACK MAHI MAHI 18-4899 97 64 1 204 BIG MEAN FISH (292)
PARRY-STRIKE SHOCKING TOAD 7-310 55 72 1 195 NINJAS (1107)
BASHING ATTACK SILAS 18-6796 41 62 2 189 SHEPHERDS (432)
PARRY-RIPOSTE TAPS 96-841 23 20 5 179 MUSIC TO KILL BY (1119)
The overall popularity leader is SPEEDI 58-3029. The most popular warrior this turn
was DAVID CARUSO 82-2269. The ten other most popular fighters were LUC STARWALKER
58-6100, SIR ENE 10-4360, JANAE 5-3867, DUSKY JAWFISH 18-6978, DEORNE 7-2529,
WHIRLING DOG 10-4177, ASHANTI 6-5352, SHOCKING TOAD 7-310, B.A. TURRY 39-3383, and
TAPS 96-841.
The least popular fighter this week was ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112. The other ten least
popular fighters were A DIFFERENT GRAPE 82-1258, WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193, STARBUCK
6-5387, RED FUSION 6-5480, MISSY MAYHAM 72-5531, SUX0R 5-4560, TOLAIS DEEPHEART
42-1620, PEGASUS 6-4161, MAGINOT MIKE 4-4509, and ZAEBOS 7-1921.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 1 0 0 LYRATILAN(25) 1 0 0 TROCAR(54) 0 1 0
OSKSI(3) 1 1 0 ARVAT(32) 1 1 0 ANDOR(57) 1 0 0
JHELUM(4) 1 2 0 JHANS(36) 0 1 0 DELARQ TOR(58) 2 1 0
KALTOS(5) 2 1 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 0 1 0 JURINE(61) 1 0 0
TRANSEL(6) 4 6 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 2 1 0 CIMMERIAC(69) 0 1 0
BONSUR(7) 7 4 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 2 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 1 0
KOLACT(10) 0 3 0 KATI-TEI(41) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 8 7 0
TALCAMA(18) 7 8 0 RODEKI(42) 1 1 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 1 0 0
TI(23) 0 1 0 CAER(48) 1 0 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 1 0 0
ZORPUNT(24) 0 1 0 TRICORUS(51) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MUMPHY CHICK 1-5487 16 1 0 85 LEGENDS OF STEELE (1047) MORDANT
SALIEL 3-5485 61 48 1 201 ZODIAC KNIGHTS (958) OSKSI
MAGINOT MIKE 4-4509 57 66 1 167 DOGS OF WAR (999) JHELUM
JANAE 5-3867 56 43 3 214 BLADES OF CHAOS (961) KALTOS
SCHYLER 6-4866 56 92 1 194 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
RAMZA 7-4340 57 34 2 238 BLADES OF ICE (192) BONSUR
WHIRLING DOG 10-4177 61 32 1 201 MONGREL HORDE (964) KOLACT
RYGEL 18-7142 48 41 1 220 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
CHICK WITH A STICK 23-4365 58 49 2 201 DIABLO TOO (1037) TI
DR NUT 24-4254 56 36 2 179 DP CLONES (1045) ZORPUNT
WENT TO MARKET 25-4288 25 20 2 124 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162) LYRATILAN
ROLEX WATCH 32-3732 49 45 1 158 LUST MUPPETS (1036) ARVAT
MISS HONEY 36-4850 66 65 0 205 SCARRY TEAM (824) JHANS
BLACK WIDOW 37-1303 61 69 2 199 BEAST MASTERS (136) SIBIKHAS
FACEMAN 38-4129 50 44 2 218 THE A TEAM (1044) CLIFFHOME
ROB A. REE 39-3241 38 25 1 214 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
GREE CHAK 41-3859 46 35 2 174 KILLERS (1145) KATI-TEI
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620 89 102 0 183 DELVERS (1000) RODEKI
WHIRLING WORD 48-3815 66 38 1 325 4-LETTER WORDS (1063) CAER
PATIENCE 51-4949 22 31 1 82 MIGHTY MORALS (1120) TRICORUS
SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435 28 17 3 131 INDULGENT DRINKS (1153) TROCAR
DR DAZZLE 57-4485 62 31 2 237 PEPPER PRACTICE II (1069) ANDOR
SPEEDI 58-3029 103 83 3 254 SHAMROCKS (424) DELARQ TOR
ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 43 22 1 214 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE
KILLER KARCH 69-5668 19 13 2 194 SAND KINGS (1118) CIMMERIAC
MISSY MAYHAM 72-5531 16 11 1 59 ANGELS OF CHAOS (1182) DRAGONHEAD
SLEEPLESS PARANOIA 82-2252 26 17 1 322 PARENTHOOD (1122) DWES EG
TAPS 96-841 23 20 5 179 MUSIC TO KILL BY (1119) OLD VALAMANTIS
ONE A DAY 98-799 23 16 3 206 MY DRUGS (1179) SYVYN'S HILL