DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL

Date   : 07/24/2004    Duedate: 08/06/2004

DARKHOLM

DM-104    TURN-380

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 BLACK PRIMER 82/1187 1144  426  7 72.9      BLADES OF MIST 4/959                  
    LEGENDS OF STEELE 1/1047                    ZODIAC KNIGHTS 3/958                  
  2 MONGREL HORDE 10/964  483  235  3 67.3   10 SEA DOGS 18/328        38   49  2 43.7
  3 BELLYFLOP 82/1097    1509 1227 16 55.2      THE CUTTHROATS 7/203                  
    WHY I PLAY DM 82/1116                    11 INDULGENT DR 54/1153   60   78  1 43.5
    PARENTHOOD 82/1122                          CRIMINAL ELEMENT 39/1074              
    WHY WE LOVE TUM 82/1164                  12 BEAST MASTERS 37/136  126  182  1 40.9
    4-LETTER WORDS 48/1063                      ELEMENTS OF PSI 58/423                
    STREET PIZZAD III 82/1190                   KREWE OF DRUID 6/1186                 
    CHEAP DENTISTRY 82/1098                     ACTS OF NATURE 6/415                  
    STREET PIZZA 18/114                      13 SAND KINGS 69/1118     52   78  0 40.0
    SESAME SPINE 82/1070                        MUSIC TO KILL BY 96/1119              
    MY WIFE'S COSMETICS 82/1038              14 NINJAS 7/1107          65   98  1 39.9
    WHAT I ATE FOR XMAS 82/1114                 KILLERS 41/1145                       
    LUST MUPPETS 32/1036                        SCIENCE FICTION 6/1191                
    PUNCHLINES 82/1115                       15 DELVERS 42/1000       224  377  1 37.3
  4 IT'S NEW! 6/1195     1615 1365  6 54.2      DOGS OF WAR 4/999                     
    FLAT BROKE 82/1184                          GAMES LIBRARY 3/998                   
    NEGATIVE CASH FLOW 82/1197               16 JOHNS 5/927           796 1393 16 36.4
    MORE NEW TEAMS 2 5/1188                     SCARRY TEAM 36/824                    
    CEMENTIA 61/1112                            ARROGANCE 18/732                      
    DP CLONES 24/1045                           THE LADY'S LIST 6/917                 
    PEPPER PRACTICE II 57/1069                  JUST BECAUSE 38/1151                  
    DIABLO TOO 23/1037                       17 BIG BAD 7/1073        497  900  8 35.6
    WASTELAND 18/468                            NEXT GENERATION 18/1150               
    WASTELAND II 7/500                          SHEPHERDS 18/432                      
    MY DRUGS 98/1179                            NEXT GENERATION 58/1075               
  5 STYROFOAM 82/1090    1124  978  8 53.5      THIS LITTLE PRIGGY 25/1162            
  6 QUBIT 10/1140         554  494  2 52.9      MIGHTY MORALS 51/1120                 
    ON A WHIM 82/1014                           SUPER BASH BROTHERS 6/1067            
    SIR AGLIO 10/600                            FOUND IN THE SAND 32/1034             
  7 THE A TEAM 38/1044    652  639  6 50.5      CLOWNING AROUND 42/1200               
    BIG MEAN FISH 18/292                     18-NIGHT TRAIN 37/545     17   36  0 32.1
  8 SHAMROCKS 58/424      167  168  3 49.9      NIGHT TRAIN 6/1158                    
  9 BLADES OF ICE 7/192   361  373  2 49.2   19-JEKYLL'S LAB 82/1199    1    1  0 50.0
    BLADES OF CHAOS 5/961                    20-ANGELS OF CH 72/1182    0    1  0  0.0

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 500): JEJUNE of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 386): TOOFLESS of GLORY BOUND TROLLS (DeGotti, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 505): LEFTISTS BLOW of THE CONFUSED (Shocking Toad, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 501): STANLEY'S CUP of SPORTZ! (Guardian, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 500): HOWLER of THE TAKEN (Silver Stroke, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 504): SECOND OMEN of DARK PANTHEON (Doc Steele, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 501): PESCHISOLIDO of IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 496): SIR PENT of SIR AGLIO (Sultan, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 487): PURPLE FIREFISH of BIG MEAN FISH (Big Wave Dave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 486): THE BUTCHER of NASTY MOB (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 460): POSTMASTER P of HELTER SKELTER (Cosmo Frothingslosh, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 451): STEVEN SCIMITAR of EAGLES CLAW (Talon Volksie, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 197): MYRON NAGEL of THE MIDDLE WAY (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 438): STUPID SEXY FLANDERS of I'M SO SEXY (Muffy, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 386): APPLE of FRUITS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 183): LAWYER of PLAGUES (Abarsis, the Slaughter Priest, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 171): HOFFA WITH HAIR of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 336): YOU of SRETSAMLEUD (Phat Phat, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 148): CANNONBALL of X-POSSE (Savant, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 379): SLEEPLESS PARANOIA of PARENTHOOD from DWES EG (TUM)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 500): CLAN BATTLEAXE (Mithril, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 386): GLORY BOUND TROLLS (DeGotti, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 505): THE CONFUSED (Shocking Toad, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 501): CHEETO'S HEROES (Cheeto, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 500): RENEGADES II (Elizamir, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 504): SCIENCE FICTION (Shocking Toad, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 501): FLOWER CHILDREN (Ebenezer Frothingslosh, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 496): BLOODSHED (Cheeto, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 487): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 486): SWORD OPERA (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 460): LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... (Shocking Toad, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 451): EAGLES CLAW (Talon Volksie, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 197): THE MIDDLE WAY (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 438): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 386): BOY O'S (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 183): USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 171): THE EXPLORERS (Kellog, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 336): SRETSAMLEUD (Phat Phat, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 148): X-POSSE (Savant, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 379): BLACK PRIMERS, etc. (Doc Steele, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 504): HARALDUR of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 500): HOWLER of THE TAKEN (Silver Stroke, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 503): ZEP of IRON BROTHERS (Dan, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 495): SULTAN OF SWING of TERRAPIN STATION (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 487): PURPLE FIREFISH of BIG MEAN FISH (Big Wave Dave, mgr.)
                            PICKLE JUICE of BURN N' PILLAGE (Jolly, mgr.)
                            VASSAL of THUNDR + LITENING (Doc Steele, mgr.)
                            HANNAH of SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 486): THE BUTCHER of NASTY MOB (Papa Bear, mgr.)
               (turn 485): SYRANO BLOODBANE of THE BLOODBANES (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 460): POSTMASTER P of HELTER SKELTER (Cosmo Frothingslosh, mgr.)
              (turn 459): PINK BEAR of LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... (Shocking Toad, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 197): MYRON NAGEL of THE MIDDLE WAY (Nick, mgr.)
                   (turn 196): MISS CON DUCK of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 437): EL RIPPOFF of DELVERS (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 182): MERGEN of THE BLACK COMPANY (Woelfe, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 171): HOFFA WITH HAIR of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 147): 2 PHAT of VERMIN (Sultan, mgr.)

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Warriors of the Southlands!

     Let's see how short I can make this....
     I'm happy to report that Sleepless Paranoia defended his title, and the
Runeblade, yet again.  He was matched against the (apparently) more experienced Jack
Boy, but it was no contest.  SLEEPLESS PARANOIA (82-2252) (26-17-1,322) of PARENTHOOD
fought JACK BOY (82-2030) (77-57-0,217) of ON A WHIM.  SLEEPLESS PARANOIA handily
defeated JACK BOY in a 1 minute uneven Title fight.
     There were, I'm pleased to report, two successful TV challenges this turn.
Successful in that the challenges went through.  DR DAZZLE (57-4485) (62-31-2,237) of
PEPPER PRACTICE II TV challenged RAZOX (7-2400) (78-54-1,217) of BLADES OF ICE.  DR
DAZZLE devastated RAZOX in an action packed 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
     A DIFFERENT GRAPE (82-1258) (42-30-1,193) of MY WIFE'S COSMETICS TV challenged
ETCHED IN STONE (61-3112) (43-22-1,214) of CEMENTIA.  A DIFFERENT GRAPE was
unexpectedly subdued by ETCHED IN STONE in a 37 minute match.  The unexpected part
was that the fight only lasted 37 minutes.  Tsk tsk.  It wasn't even our longest
fight!  Maybe these warriors' managers were trying out new strategies.  Etched did
take the stylemaster title.
     Here's the longest fight:  MUMPHY CHICK (1-5487) (16-1-0,85) of LEGENDS OF
STEELE challenged SUX0R (5-4560) (22-6-0,84) of MORE NEW TEAMS 2.  MUMPHY CHICK
wearily subdued SUX0R in a dull 57 minute gory Challenge brawl.  Sux0r was our least
popular warrior this turn, with Mumphy Chick running a close second.  I was the only
one who found the fight interesting, I guess.  I was just waiting to see if they were
going for a record.  Guess not.
     SPEEDI (58-3029) (103-83-3,254) of SHAMROCKS fought ONE A DAY (98-799) (23-16-
3,206) of MY DRUGS.  SPEEDI viciously subdued ONE A DAY in a popular 4 minute gory
duel.  You know, don't you, why I'm mentioning this fight?  It is nice to see a
popularity leader with a winning record, although of course Speedi cannot hold a
candle to the always-exciting Hansel.
     This week's crowd favorite was Deorne, after a truly gripping battle.  SHOCKING
TOAD (7-310) (55-72-1,195) of NINJAS fought DEORNE (7-2529) (72-53-1,207) of BLADES
OF ICE.  SHOCKING TOAD viciously subdued DEORNE in a popular 9 minute gruesome match.
Shocking Toad also made the popularity list.
     Next Generation was the most avoided team.  It was My Drugs who avoided them
most.  Taps was most challenged.
     No one was killed in the arena.  Doc Steele (the warrior) was run over by an
express coach but was revived.  He wasn't actually killed, though, just almost.
     At the low end of the recognition table we saw this spectacle:  STRAFE (82-
11158) (14-14-0,41) of BLACK PRIMERS challenged WORK IN PROGRESS (38-4193) (21-59-
2,52) of JUST BECAUSE.  STRAFE devastated WORK IN PROGRESS in a 2 minute mismatched
Challenge match.  I'm not actually sure that WiP was that concerned about winning.  I
don't think the crowd was sure of it either.
     And that, my dears, is that.  Pretty short but I'm sure I can be briefer with a
little practice.

                                                      Bye!
                                                      Desiree (not my real name)

KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SLEEPLESS PARANOIA 82-2252  27  17  1  342  PARENTHOOD (1122)          DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WHIRLING WORD 48-3815       67  38  1  340  4-LETTER WORDS (1063)      CAER
 SPEEDI 58-3029             104  83  3  266  SHAMROCKS (424)            DELARQ TOR
 DR DAZZLE 57-4485           63  31  2  262  PEPPER PRACTICE II (1069)  ANDOR
-DAVID CARUSO 82-2269        22   9  1  236  BELLYFLOP (1097)           DWES EG
 RYGEL 18-7142               49  41  1  232  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 RENAE 7-4304                61  41  3  231  BLADES OF ICE (192)        BONSUR
 ROB A. REE 39-3241          39  25  1  225  CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074)    XOCHITHLAN
 MAHI MAHI 18-4899           98  64  1  222  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
 ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112     44  22  1  220  CEMENTIA (1112)            JURINE
 BLACK WIDOW 37-1303         62  69  2  218  BEAST MASTERS (136)        SIBIKHAS

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CLEANER WRASSE 18-6495      72  63  2  217  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
 SHOCKING TOAD 7-310         56  72  1  216  NINJAS (1107)              BONSUR
 DOC STEELE 18-6010          59 110  6  215  ARROGANCE (732)            TALCAMA
 CHICK WITH A STICK 23-4365  59  49  2  211  DIABLO TOO (1037)          TI
 COOLER 82-7277              36  24  1  211  STYROFOAM (1090)           DWES EG

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WHIRLING DOG 10-4177        62  32  1  210  MONGREL HORDE (964)        KOLACT
 SPLURGE ON WAX LIP 18-6485  64  48  3  207  STREET PIZZA (114)         TALCAMA
 SALIEL 3-5485               62  48  1  207  ZODIAC KNIGHTS (958)       OSKSI
-HOCKEY 82-5719              25  23  0  207  CHEAP DENTISTRY (1098)     DWES EG
 TORNADO 6-2249              33  43  2  205  ACTS OF NATURE (415)       TRANSEL
 FACEMAN 38-4129             50  45  2  204  THE A TEAM (1044)          CLIFFHOME
 OBSESSIVE 58-2447           48  45  1  201  ELEMENTS OF PSI (423)      DELARQ TOR
 ONE A DAY 98-799            23  17  3  201  MY DRUGS (1179)            SYVYN'S HILL
 JANAE 5-3867                56  44  3  200  BLADES OF CHAOS (961)      KALTOS
 RAZOX 7-2400                78  55  1  198  BLADES OF ICE (192)        BONSUR
 DR NUT 24-4254              57  36  2  197  DP CLONES (1045)           ZORPUNT
 HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH 18-6977  49  42  0  196  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
-OSCAR THE SLOUCH 82-1316    42  33  3  196  SESAME SPINE (1070)        DWES EG
 DEORNE 7-2529               72  54  1  195  BLADES OF ICE (192)        BONSUR
 RAMZA 7-4340                57  35  2  195  BLADES OF ICE (192)        BONSUR
 STARBUCK 6-5387             36  25  0  195  SCIENCE FICTION (1191)     TRANSEL
 DOC STEELE 18-6808          46  65  1  194  ARROGANCE (732)            TALCAMA
 DUSKY JAWFISH 18-6978       44  48  1  194  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
-KILLER KARCH 69-5668        19  13  2  194  SAND KINGS (1118)          CIMMERIAC
 JACK BOY 82-2030            77  58  0  193  ON A WHIM (1014)           DWES EG
 A DIFFERENT GRAPE 82-1258   42  31  1  193  MY WIFE'S COSMETICS (1038) DWES EG
 MIMIC BLENNY 18-7541        34  21  1  193  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
 NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317        26  13  1  192  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 SIR ENE 10-4360             51  34  3  190  SIR AGLIO (600)            KOLACT
 MISS HONEY 36-4850          66  66  0  189  SCARRY TEAM (824)          JHANS
 DARK GUMBY 7-4694           56  38  1  188  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620    90 102  0  185  DELVERS (1000)             RODEKI
 TAPS 96-841                 24  20  5  185  MUSIC TO KILL BY (1119)    OLD VALAMANTIS
 SILAS 18-6796               41  63  2  184  SHEPHERDS (432)            TALCAMA
 BASS 5-3666                 57  95  2  183  JOHNS (927)                KALTOS
 MUCKER 42-3596              56  65  1  181  DELVERS (1000)             RODEKI

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GREE CHAK 41-3859           47  35  2  180  KILLERS (1145)             KATI-TEI
-CYCLOPS 7-4625              25  28  1  179  BIG BAD (1073)             BONSUR
-HAIR LIP! 82-3261           16  17  1  179  PUNCHLINES (1115)          DWES EG
 SCHYLER 6-4866              56  93  1  176  THE LADY'S LIST (917)      TRANSEL
-ZAEBOS 7-1921               41  33  0  174  THE CUTTHROATS (203)       BONSUR
 HE HATE ME 18-7820          23  20  2  172  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 TOWER 7-4461                40  22  1  171  BLADES OF ICE (192)        BONSUR
-THE SCREAMING FANS 82-6495  13   6  1  171  WHY I PLAY DM (1116)       DWES EG
 GRINGOLD 7-2416             25  21  2  169  THE CUTTHROATS (203)       BONSUR
-THANOS 37-1406              29  42  2  163  NIGHT TRAIN (545)          SIBIKHAS
 ROLEX WATCH 32-3732         49  46  1  159  LUST MUPPETS (1036)        ARVAT
 SHINY PENNY 32-3789         34  69  2  159  FOUND IN THE SAND (1034)   ARVAT
 WENT TO MARKET 25-4288      26  20  2  157  THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162)  LYRATILAN
 PEGASUS 6-4161              27  31  1  155  KREWE OF DRUID (1186)      TRANSEL
 A NEW PONY! 82-1306         25  32  0  155  WHAT I ATE FOR XMAS (1114) DWES EG
-LINK 6-5144                 28  44  2  154  SUPER BASH BROTHERS (1067) TRANSEL
 THRENODY 4-4557             34  37  1  152  BLADES OF MIST (959)       JHELUM

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-BEAR 7-4628                 27  43  1  150  BIG BAD (1073)             BONSUR
 QUID PRO QUO 10-4794        30  18  1  138  QUBIT (1140)               KOLACT
 MAGINOT MIKE 4-4509         57  67  1  137  DOGS OF WAR (999)          JHELUM
 SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435    28  18  3  136  INDULGENT DRINKS (1153)    TROCAR

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LUC STARWALKER 58-6100      37  35  0  129  NEXT GENERATION (1075)     DELARQ TOR
 ARSONIST ART 39-3325        33  25  0  127  CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074)    XOCHITHLAN
-DECK SWAB 18-2148           25  21  1  126  SEA DOGS (328)             TALCAMA
 SUPER BUM 82-18411          24  10  0  125  FLAT BROKE (1184)          DWES EG
 LUIGI 6-5142                32  45  2  124  SUPER BASH BROTHERS (1067) TRANSEL
 ELI 18-7272                 23  35  3  120  SHEPHERDS (432)            TALCAMA
 RAW SEX APPEAL 82-1331      19   9  0  114  WHY WE LOVE TUM (1164)     DWES EG
 LIFE 3-4196                 40 135  0  106  GAMES LIBRARY (998)        OSKSI

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SMOOGIE 82-2247             11   8  1   96  STREET PIZZAD III (1190)   DWES EG
 PTI 7-5412                  25   9  0   95  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 MUMPHY CHICK 1-5487         17   1  0   95  LEGENDS OF STEELE (1047)   MORDANT

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BRADEN 6-4867               57  92  0   89  THE LADY'S LIST (917)      TRANSEL
 RED FUSION 6-5480           23   5  0   85  IT'S NEW! (1195)           TRANSEL
 CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422     23   7  0   82  NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (1197)  DWES EG
-PATIENCE 51-4949            22  31  1   82  MIGHTY MORALS (1120)       TRICORUS
-HANNAH 18-7875              20  22  0   82  SHEPHERDS (432)            TALCAMA
 NUMBERED WON 18-7434        26  26  0   80  NEXT GENERATION (1150)     TALCAMA
 SUX0R 5-4560                22   7  0   80  MORE NEW TEAMS 2 (1188)    KALTOS
-YANKEE DAN 42-4019          22  10  0   78  CLOWNING AROUND (1200)     RODEKI
 B.A. TURRY 39-3383          18  25  1   78  CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074)    XOCHITHLAN
 ENDYMION 6-4163             24  35  1   77  KREWE OF DRUID (1186)      TRANSEL
 ASHANTI 6-5352              21  32  4   76  KREWE OF DRUID (1186)      TRANSEL
-SPEED MERCHANT 82-15079     17  20  5   74  JEKYLL'S LAB (1199)        DWES EG
 REDEMPTION 4-4868           25  17  1   72  BLADES OF MIST (959)       JHELUM
-ZOT ZIPZIG 6-5688           20  27  0   60  NIGHT TRAIN (1158)         TRANSEL
-MISSY MAYHAM 72-5531        16  11  1   59  ANGELS OF CHAOS (1182)     DRAGONHEAD
 STRAFE 82-11158             15  14  0   58  BLACK PRIMERS (1187)       DWES EG
 MEN WORKING 38-4189         27  54  1   56  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME
 WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193    21  60  2   36  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Desiree -- I may have avoided Sretsamleud, but have you spent time with Phat Phat?
Not only is he ugly, but he has a personality.  He merits avoids even when he isn't
here! -- Assur

Doc Steele -- What are you doing running Strafe here in Darkholm?!?  What is he now,
1-3?  I thought you only brought your best of your best here to Darkholm? -- Assur,
mystified

Went to Market -- So GO, then! -- Life of Osksi

Saliel -- (much smitten)  Gosh!  You're pretty. -- Maginot Mike

Bass -- Bah. -- Tolais Deepheart

A New Pony! -- But only if you clean up after it yourself. -- Mucker

Desiree -- The record was about three weeks, I forget exactly.  It occurred,
reasonably enough, in Crysalis. -- Nick

     Good thing it WAS in a slow arena.  In a regular arena, anything over two weeks
     would mean that the "fight" would overlap into the next round of fights.  Those

     two competitors would have to be moved to another location--a hotel room
     perhaps--with a substitute Arenamaster to judge the action, if there were any
     action. -- Desiree

17 July 2004
I am currently trying to put together a favorites chart for AD warriors.  I
desperately need help with this.  What I need are style, favorite rhythm (ex.:
hi/low), favorite weapons, and tactics.  What would be great is if you could send me
a copy of the invite with the warrior's name, id#, and arena blacked out.  This way,
I can verify that this is an actual warrior.  Minis will work, too!

For those interested, I have both a challenge style vs. style and a match-up style
vs. style chart.  There's about 250 fights calculated in these charts, and I'll be
happy to send a copy to anyone who asks.  You can contact me (if you're a free world
player) at: Rick Stringer, Merit/East, SCI, P.O. Box 500, Georgetown, DE 19947-0500.
If you're in prison, just send a diplo to:  Baphomet, Mgr. Knights Templar (568), DM
#47--North Fork.  (I also have a lot of other charts and info for anyone who wants
it.)  Thanks!

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DR DAZZLE devastated RAZOX in a action packed 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
A DIFFERENT GRAPE was viciously subdued by ETCHED IN STONE in a 37 minute match.
GREE CHAK devastated PEGASUS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
HE HATE ME was defeated by TAPS in a 2 minute Challenge match.
MUMPHY CHICK viciously subdued SUX0R in a dull 57 minute gory Challenge brawl.
STRAFE devastated WORK IN PROGRESS in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge match.
SLEEPLESS PARANOIA handily defeated JACK BOY in a 1 minute uneven Title fight.
JANAE was vanquished by MAHI MAHI in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven duel.
SPEEDI viciously subdued ONE A DAY in a popular 4 minute gory duel.
WHIRLING WORD overpowered NEOSPHINCTER in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
ROB A. REE overpowered DOC STEELE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
RENAE viciously subdued OBSESSIVE in a exciting 2 minute brutal contest.
RAMZA was bested by BLACK WIDOW in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
FACEMAN was overcome by WHIRLING DOG in a 2 minute fight.
RYGEL won victory over SIR ENE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
DOC STEELE won victory over MIMIC BLENNY in a 1 minute fray.
SPLURGE ON WAX LIPS overpowered MUCKER in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
CLEANER WRASSE devastated SILAS in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
DUSKY JAWFISH was beaten by SALIEL in a popular 3 minute bloody match.
STARBUCK was unbelievably bested by CHICK WITH A STICK in a popular 3 minute contest.
TORNADO vanquished BASS in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
COOLER vanquished BLIND BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
SCHYLER was overpowered by HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
SHOCKING TOAD viciously subdued DEORNE in a popular 9 minute gruesome match.
MISS HONEY was defeated by DR NUT in a exciting 1 minute bout.
TOLAIS DEEPHEART won victory over SHINY PENNY in a action packed 1 minute bout.
GRINGOLD viciously subdued SEX ON THE BEACH in a action packed 2 minute brutal bout.
TOWER handily defeated ARSONIST ART in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
ROLEX WATCH was overpowered by DARK GUMBY in a action packed 2 minute uneven fight.
MAGINOT MIKE was overpowered by WENT TO MARKET in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
A NEW PONY! beat ELI in a popular 1 minute gruesome bout.
QUID PRO QUO subdued LUIGI in a action packed 2 minute contest.
LIFE was overpowered by THRENODY in a 2 minute brutal one-sided struggle.
SUPER BUM viciously subdued RAW SEX APPEAL in a action packed 7 minute gory bout.
REDEMPTION was demolished by SMOOGIE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
LUC STARWALKER savagely defeated KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute gory duel.
ASHANTI beat MEN WORKING in a 1 minute gory duel.
BRADEN was overcome by PTI in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome match.
CRACK IS CHEAP beat ENDYMION in a exciting 6 minute fight.
RED FUSION unbelievably bested B.A. TURRY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal duel.
NUMBERED WON handily defeated INKEEPER'S SON in a 1 minute mismatched duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  22         PARRY-LUNGE       19 -  10 -  0      66  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   15         AIMED BLOW        39 -  28 -  0      58  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     12         WALL OF STEEL     75 -  57 -  0      57  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  8         TOTAL PARRY       54 -  44 -  0      55  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   7         LUNGING ATTACK   134 - 110 -  1      55  |
|AIMED BLOW                       6         SLASHING ATTACK   45 -  54 -  0      45  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         STRIKING ATTACK   15 -  22 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         BASHING ATTACK    41 -  68 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -  14 -  0      30  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -  13 -  0      28  |

Turn 380 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        5 -  7         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  2         2  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL     10 -  5     BASHING ATTACK     2 -  5         2  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK    12 - 10                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         3 -  3                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     
SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  4     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   SLEEPLESS PARANOI 82-2252  27  17  1  342 PARENTHOOD (1122)
WALL OF STEEL    WHIRLING WORD 48-3815      67  38  1  340 4-LETTER WORDS (1063)
SLASHING ATTACK  RENAE 7-4304               61  41  3  231 BLADES OF ICE (192)
STRIKING ATTACK  MAHI MAHI 18-4899          98  64  1  222 BIG MEAN FISH (292)
TOTAL PARRY      ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112    44  22  1  220 CEMENTIA (1112)
PARRY-STRIKE     SHOCKING TOAD 7-310        56  72  1  216 NINJAS (1107)
AIMED BLOW       SPLURGE ON WAX LI 18-6485  64  48  3  207 STREET PIZZA (114)
PARRY-LUNGE      JANAE 5-3867               56  44  3  200 BLADES OF CHAOS (961)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    TAPS 96-841                24  20  5  185 MUSIC TO KILL BY (1119)
BASHING ATTACK   SILAS 18-6796              41  63  2  184 SHEPHERDS (432)

The overall popularity leader is SPEEDI 58-3029.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was DEORNE 7-2529.  The ten other most popular fighters were SPEEDI 58-3029, SHOCKING 
TOAD 7-310, RAW SEX APPEAL 82-1331, ENDYMION 6-4163, STARBUCK 6-5387, GRINGOLD 
7-2416, B.A. TURRY 39-3383, RENAE 7-4304, SALIEL 3-5485, and LUIGI 6-5142.

The least popular fighter this week was SUX0R 5-4560.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were MUMPHY CHICK 1-5487, ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112, A DIFFERENT GRAPE 
82-1258, MEN WORKING 38-4189, REDEMPTION 4-4868, MUCKER 42-3596, NEOSPHINCTER 
18-7317, JACK BOY 82-2030, CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422, and ELI 18-7272.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           1  0 0  ZORPUNT(24)          1  0 0  CAER(48)             1  0 0  
OSKSI(3)             1  1 0  LYRATILAN(25)        1  0 0  TROCAR(54)           0  1 0  
JHELUM(4)            1  2 0  ARVAT(32)            0  2 0  ANDOR(57)            1  0 0  
KALTOS(5)            0  3 0  JHANS(36)            0  1 0  DELARQ TOR(58)       2  1 0  
TRANSEL(6)           3  6 0  SIBIKHAS(37)         1  0 0  JURINE(61)           1  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            6  3 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  3 0  DWES EG(82)          7  3 0  
KOLACT(10)           2  1 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       1  2 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   1  0 0  
TALCAMA(18)          7  7 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  0 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     0  1 0  
TI(23)               1  0 0  RODEKI(42)           1  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MUMPHY CHICK 1-5487         17   1  0   95  LEGENDS OF STEELE (1047)   MORDANT
 SALIEL 3-5485               62  48  1  207  ZODIAC KNIGHTS (958)       OSKSI
 THRENODY 4-4557             34  37  1  152  BLADES OF MIST (959)       JHELUM
 JANAE 5-3867                56  44  3  200  BLADES OF CHAOS (961)      KALTOS
 TORNADO 6-2249              33  43  2  205  ACTS OF NATURE (415)       TRANSEL
 RENAE 7-4304                61  41  3  231  BLADES OF ICE (192)        BONSUR
 WHIRLING DOG 10-4177        62  32  1  210  MONGREL HORDE (964)        KOLACT
 RYGEL 18-7142               49  41  1  232  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 CHICK WITH A STICK 23-4365  59  49  2  211  DIABLO TOO (1037)          TI
 DR NUT 24-4254              57  36  2  197  DP CLONES (1045)           ZORPUNT
 WENT TO MARKET 25-4288      26  20  2  157  THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162)  LYRATILAN
 ROLEX WATCH 32-3732         49  46  1  159  LUST MUPPETS (1036)        ARVAT
 MISS HONEY 36-4850          66  66  0  189  SCARRY TEAM (824)          JHANS
 BLACK WIDOW 37-1303         62  69  2  218  BEAST MASTERS (136)        SIBIKHAS
 FACEMAN 38-4129             50  45  2  204  THE A TEAM (1044)          CLIFFHOME
 ROB A. REE 39-3241          39  25  1  225  CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074)    XOCHITHLAN
 GREE CHAK 41-3859           47  35  2  180  KILLERS (1145)             KATI-TEI
 TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620    90 102  0  185  DELVERS (1000)             RODEKI
 WHIRLING WORD 48-3815       67  38  1  340  4-LETTER WORDS (1063)      CAER
 SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435    28  18  3  136  INDULGENT DRINKS (1153)    TROCAR
 DR DAZZLE 57-4485           63  31  2  262  PEPPER PRACTICE II (1069)  ANDOR
 SPEEDI 58-3029             104  83  3  266  SHAMROCKS (424)            DELARQ TOR
 ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112     44  22  1  220  CEMENTIA (1112)            JURINE
 SLEEPLESS PARANOIA 82-2252  27  17  1  342  PARENTHOOD (1122)          DWES EG
 TAPS 96-841                 24  20  5  185  MUSIC TO KILL BY (1119)    OLD VALAMANTIS
 ONE A DAY 98-799            23  17  3  201  MY DRUGS (1179)            SYVYN'S HILL