DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL
Date : 09/18/2004 Duedate: 10/01/2004
DARKHOLM
DM-104 TURN-384
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 BLACK PRIMER 82/1187 1154 427 7 73.0 BLADES OF CHAOS 5/961
LEGENDS OF STEELE 1/1047 BLADES OF MIST 4/959
2 MONGREL HORDE 10/964 485 237 3 67.2 ZODIAC KNIGHTS 3/958
3 STREET PIZZA 18/114 1529 1235 16 55.3 10 SHAMROCKS 58/424 170 169 3 50.1
4-LETTER WORDS 48/1063 11-SRETSAMLEUD 62/1203 13 13 1 50.0
WHY WE LOVE TUM 82/1164 12 INDULGENT DR 54/1153 66 88 1 42.9
WHAT I ATE FOR XMAS 82/1114 CRIMINAL ELEMENT 39/1074
STREET PIZZAD III 82/1190 13 THE CUTTHROATS 7/203 38 52 2 42.2
MY WIFE'S COSMETICS 82/1038 14 NINJAS 7/1107 71 104 1 40.6
LUST MUPPETS 32/1036 KILLERS 41/1145
4 IT'S NEW! 6/1195 1655 1389 6 54.4 SCIENCE FICTION 6/1191
NEGATIVE CASH FLOW 82/1197 15 BEAST MASTERS 37/136 134 198 2 40.4
FLAT BROKE 82/1184 ELEMENTS OF PSI 58/423
MORE NEW TEAMS 2 5/1188 KREWE OF DRUID 6/1186
WHAT A TREAT 98/1201 ACTS OF NATURE 6/415
CEMENTIA 61/1112 16 MUSIC TO KIL 96/1119 54 80 0 40.3
PEPPER PRACTICE II 57/1069 17 DELVERS 42/1000 231 386 1 37.4
DP CLONES 24/1045 DOGS OF WAR 4/999
DIABLO TOO 23/1037 GAMES LIBRARY 3/998
WASTELAND 18/468 18 JOHNS 5/927 803 1418 16 36.2
WASTELAND II 7/500 SCARRY TEAM 36/824
MY DRUGS 98/1179 THE LADY'S LIST 6/917
I'M SO SEXY 42/1072 ARROGANCE 18/732
5 STYROFOAM 82/1090 1124 982 8 53.4 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151
6 QUBIT 10/1140 561 499 2 52.9 19 BIG BAD 7/1073 506 925 8 35.4
ON A WHIM 82/1014 NEXT GENERATION 18/1150
SIR AGLIO 10/600 SHEPHERDS 18/432
7 WHOA! JUMP BA 10/763 78 71 1 52.3 NEXT GENERATION 58/1075
8 THE A TEAM 38/1044 667 652 6 50.6 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY 25/1162
BEAN MACHINE 99/1202 SUPER BASH BROTHERS 6/1067
BIG MEAN FISH 18/292 FOUND IN THE SAND 32/1034
9 BLADES OF ICE 7/192 386 382 2 50.3
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 504): JEJUNE of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 389): TOOFLESS of GLORY BOUND TROLLS (DeGotti, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 509): LEFTISTS BLOW of THE CONFUSED (Shocking Toad, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 505): STIGMA of ORCCON THUGS (DMobster, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 504): BELISS DON of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Nick, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 508): BLUE FALCON of BATTLE BEASTS (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 505): ARSENAL of BLADES OF ICE (Lord Andarus, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 500): SIR INGOMYELIC of SIR AGLIO (Sultan, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 491): WANDERING STAR of SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 490): I SEE SOUNDS of COSMIC FREAK OUT (Floyd, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 464): OBLIVIOUS of KAMIKAZI (Turtle, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 455): STEVEN SCIMITAR of EAGLES CLAW (Talon Volksie, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 199): DUCK TAPE of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 442): GEORGE STARK of KING'S KREW (King Ralph, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 390): APPLE of FRUITS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 185): A.O. HELL of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 173): FEDIFENSOR of DAMAGE INC. (Tripwire, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 340): HOLLY MACKEREL of FISH MONGERS (Ghoti, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 150): CANNONBALL of X-POSSE (Savant, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 383): SHOCKING TOAD of NINJAS from BONSUR (Shocking Toad)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 504): MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 389): GLORY BOUND TROLLS (DeGotti, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 509): THE NUKES (Fusion, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 505): none
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 504): MORE NEW TEAMS 2 (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 508): ICU (Abarsis, the Slaughter Priest, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 505): BLADES OF ICE (Lord Andarus, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 500): SIR AGLIO (Sultan, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 491): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 490): COSMIC FREAK OUT (Floyd, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 464): THE DREAMING (P-Diddy, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 455): EAGLES CLAW (Talon Volksie, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 199): THE MIDDLE WAY (Nick, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 442): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 390): DARK HORSEMEN (Nick, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 185): PLAGUES (Abarsis, the Slaughter Priest, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 173): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 340): SRETSAMLEUD (Phat Phat, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 150): SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 383): BLACK PRIMERS, etc. (Doc Steele, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 5 KALTOS (turn 504): BELISS DON of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Nick, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 507): SECOND OMEN of DARK PANTHEON (Doc Steele, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 490): GOUT GOUT of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 463): MAD MILKSTER of LEGENDARY BASTARDS ( ! , mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 199): DUCK TAPE of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 184): MICROSOFT of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 172): MACAULIFFE of THE EXPLORERS (Kellog, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 149): CONSTANTINE of AGELESS WONDER (Belyn, mgr.)
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
My dear Delarquans,
It was a good fight day. Our current Keeper of the Runeblade challenged, which
is always a good sign of things to come. Top parry-striker SHOCKING TOAD (7-310)
(59-72-1,263) of NINJAS challenged TORNADO (6-2249) (34-45-2,215) of ACTS OF NATURE.
SHOCKING TOAD won victory over TORNADO in a 3 minute Challenge Title brawl. It
didn't look like a very difficult fight for the Toad, but well done nonetheless.
There were two Tournament Victor challenges, and both of our TVs managed to win
their fights. First of all, CRACK IS CHEAP (82-18422) (26-7-0,91) of NEGATIVE CASH
FLOW TV challenged LUIGI (6-5142) (32-48-2,119) of SUPER BASH BROTHERS. CRACK IS
CHEAP subdued LUIGI in an exciting 4 minute gory Challenge melee. Well done, Crack!
And Luigi was voted this turn's favorite warrior for his athletic moves, although
ultimately they didn't help.
And, our famous defensive specialists gave us a 30 hour fight, which is more
like it! Well waited indeed! A DIFFERENT GRAPE (82-1258) (43-33-1,197) of MY WIFE'S
COSMETICS TV challenged ETCHED IN STONE (61-3112) (47-22-1,247) of CEMENTIA. A
DIFFERENT GRAPE viciously subdued ETCHED IN STONE in a 1844 minute Challenge fight.
Thank you both for warning the Arenamaster that you expected a long one, so your
fight could be scheduled at the end of the day. A lot of people stayed for it but
they brought bedding and slept in the stands. Not surprisingly, these two defensives
were given starring roles in the unpopularity list, but they do have their fans.
The formidable slasher, Black Widow, slew a fellow warrior today. Nicely cut!
BLACK WIDOW (37-1303) (64-70-2,226) of BEAST MASTERS fought NEOSPHINCTER (18-7317)
(27-15-1,190) of WASTELAND. BLACK WIDOW executed NEOSPHINCTER in a 1 minute
mismatched fight. Black is a good choice for your combat gear; I imagine you get a
lot of blood sprayed on it and it won't show the stains. Now if you wore a purple
robe or something, it might stain. I don't know who would go into the arena wearing
a purple robe though. Maybe an Adantri.
Our overall popularity leader, Speedi, continues his amazing winning streak.
WENT TO MARKET (25-4288) (27-22-2,165) of THIS LITTLE PRIGGY challenged SPEEDI (58-
3029) (106-84-3,205) of SHAMROCKS. WENT TO MARKET was vanquished by SPEEDI in a 1
minute one-sided Challenge duel. I'm not used to seeing popularity leaders who win
more than they lose, but it's kind of fun.
SILAS (18-6796) (42-65-2,208) of SHEPHERDS challenged SCHYLER (6-4866) (58-94-
1,186) of THE LADY'S LIST. SILAS overpowered SCHYLER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute
one-sided Challenge fight. Schyler was most challenged this turn. I suspect I know
why.
Super Bash Brothers avoided Wasteland. That's Assur using all the tools at his
disposal.
HEAT (98-981) (10-3-4,65) of WHAT A TREAT fought COCKY SPECTATOR (104-3) (0-0-
0,0) of Arena Stand-Ins. HEAT was demolished by COCKY SPECTATOR in a popular 1
minute gory uneven fight. Oh dear. That would be why Heat finds himself at the
bottom of the rankings. This is the Isle, lad. You have to do much better than
that.
A short report, but elegantly so. I'll leave it at that.
Desiree (not my real name)
KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SHOCKING TOAD 7-310 60 72 1 271 NINJAS (1107) BONSUR
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BLACK WIDOW 37-1303 65 70 3 274 BEAST MASTERS (136) SIBIKHAS
CHICK WITH A STICK 23-4365 63 49 2 263 DIABLO TOO (1037) TI
SPLURGE ON WAX LIP 18-6485 68 48 3 255 STREET PIZZA (114) TALCAMA
-SALIEL 3-5485 64 48 1 238 ZODIAC KNIGHTS (958) OSKSI
WHIRLING WORD 48-3815 70 39 1 235 4-LETTER WORDS (1063) CAER
RAMZA 7-4340 60 36 2 234 BLADES OF ICE (192) BONSUR
DR DAZZLE 57-4485 66 32 2 228 PEPPER PRACTICE II (1069) ANDOR
MAHI MAHI 18-4899 101 65 1 225 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA
MIMIC BLENNY 18-7541 37 22 1 223 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA
RAZOX 7-2400 81 56 1 222 BLADES OF ICE (192) BONSUR
DR NUT 24-4254 59 38 2 218 DP CLONES (1045) ZORPUNT
SILAS 18-6796 43 65 2 215 SHEPHERDS (432) TALCAMA
A DIFFERENT GRAPE 82-1258 44 33 1 214 MY WIFE'S COSMETICS (1038) DWES EG
JANAE 5-3867 59 45 3 213 BLADES OF CHAOS (961) KALTOS
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SPEEDI 58-3029 107 84 3 210 SHAMROCKS (424) DELARQ TOR
DOC STEELE 18-6808 48 67 1 210 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA
DUSKY JAWFISH 18-6978 46 50 1 209 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA
WHIRLING DOG 10-4177 64 34 1 208 MONGREL HORDE (964) KOLACT
CLEANER WRASSE 18-6495 74 65 2 207 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA
JACK BOY 82-2030 80 59 0 205 ON A WHIM (1014) DWES EG
DEORNE 7-2529 75 55 1 203 BLADES OF ICE (192) BONSUR
DARK GUMBY 7-4694 58 40 1 202 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TOWER 7-4461 44 22 1 202 BLADES OF ICE (192) BONSUR
RENAE 7-4304 63 43 3 200 BLADES OF ICE (192) BONSUR
TAPS 96-841 26 22 5 200 MUSIC TO KILL BY (1119) OLD VALAMANTIS
MUCKER 42-3596 58 67 1 199 DELVERS (1000) RODEKI
ONE A DAY 98-799 26 18 3 199 MY DRUGS (1179) SYVYN'S HILL
A NEW PONY! 82-1306 29 32 0 197 WHAT I ATE FOR XMAS (1114) DWES EG
RYGEL 18-7142 50 44 1 196 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
ANTONIO 10-2554 41 47 2 196 WHOA! JUMP BACK! (763) KOLACT
TORNADO 6-2249 34 46 2 196 ACTS OF NATURE (415) TRANSEL
ROLEX WATCH 32-3732 51 48 1 194 LUST MUPPETS (1036) ARVAT
OBSESSIVE 58-2447 49 48 1 194 ELEMENTS OF PSI (423) DELARQ TOR
COOLER 82-7277 36 28 1 194 STYROFOAM (1090) DWES EG
ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 47 23 1 193 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE
MISS HONEY 36-4850 67 69 0 192 SCARRY TEAM (824) JHANS
HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH 18-6977 51 44 0 189 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA
HE HATE ME 18-7820 25 22 2 189 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
FACEMAN 38-4129 51 48 2 188 THE A TEAM (1044) CLIFFHOME
BASS 5-3666 58 98 2 185 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317 27 16 1 183 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SCHYLER 6-4866 58 95 1 180 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
STARBUCK 6-5387 37 28 0 180 SCIENCE FICTION (1191) TRANSEL
THRENODY 4-4557 35 40 1 180 BLADES OF MIST (959) JHELUM
ROB A. REE 39-3241 40 28 1 178 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
GREE CHAK 41-3859 48 38 2 176 KILLERS (1145) KATI-TEI
SIR ENE 10-4360 53 36 3 173 SIR AGLIO (600) KOLACT
TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620 91 105 0 170 DELVERS (1000) RODEKI
WENT TO MARKET 25-4288 27 23 2 170 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162) LYRATILAN
SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435 31 19 3 168 INDULGENT DRINKS (1153) TROCAR
MAGINOT MIKE 4-4509 58 70 1 165 DOGS OF WAR (999) JHELUM
GRINGOLD 7-2416 25 24 2 165 THE CUTTHROATS (203) BONSUR
SHINY PENNY 32-3789 35 72 2 164 FOUND IN THE SAND (1034) ARVAT
RAW SEX APPEAL 82-1331 22 10 0 157 WHY WE LOVE TUM (1164) DWES EG
SUPER BUM 82-18411 27 11 0 156 FLAT BROKE (1184) DWES EG
SMOOGIE 82-2247 13 10 1 154 STREET PIZZAD III (1190) DWES EG
LIFE 3-4196 43 136 0 151 GAMES LIBRARY (998) OSKSI
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
NUMBERED WON 18-7434 29 27 0 150 NEXT GENERATION (1150) TALCAMA
SALESGUN 1-6745 22 38 2 149 LEGENDS OF STEELE (1047) MORDANT
BEAR 7-4628 27 45 1 146 BIG BAD (1073) BONSUR
PEGASUS 6-4161 27 35 1 140 KREWE OF DRUID (1186) TRANSEL
REDEMPTION 4-4868 29 17 1 137 BLADES OF MIST (959) JHELUM
PTI 7-5412 27 11 0 134 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
LUC STARWALKER 58-6100 38 38 0 132 NEXT GENERATION (1075) DELARQ TOR
ARSONIST ART 39-3325 34 28 0 132 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
MUMPHY CHICK 1-5487 21 1 0 131 LEGENDS OF STEELE (1047) MORDANT
DOC STEELE 18-6010 59 114 6 127 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA
ELI 18-7272 24 38 3 121 SHEPHERDS (432) TALCAMA
QUID PRO QUO 10-4794 32 20 1 120 QUBIT (1140) KOLACT
LINK 6-5144 28 48 2 120 SUPER BASH BROTHERS (1067) TRANSEL
CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422 27 7 0 113 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (1197) DWES EG
LUIGI 6-5142 32 49 2 108 SUPER BASH BROTHERS (1067) TRANSEL
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-PICKLE JUICE 18-7741 23 27 0 94 BURN N' PILLAGE (327) TALCAMA
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RED FUSION 6-5480 26 6 0 90 IT'S NEW! (1195) TRANSEL
ASHANTI 6-5352 23 34 4 90 KREWE OF DRUID (1186) TRANSEL
SUX0R 5-4560 25 8 0 89 MORE NEW TEAMS 2 (1188) KALTOS
BRADEN 6-4867 58 95 0 81 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
B.A. TURRY 39-3383 19 28 1 79 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
MEN WORKING 38-4189 27 58 1 74 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
FRIED TWINKIE 5-4562 23 6 0 73 MORE NEW TEAMS 2 (1188) KALTOS
ENDYMION 6-4163 25 38 1 69 KREWE OF DRUID (1186) TRANSEL
STRAFE 82-11158 18 15 0 69 BLACK PRIMERS (1187) DWES EG
FRIJOLE 99-1214 9 5 3 66 BEAN MACHINE (1202) SOUTH RIDGE
WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 21 64 2 40 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836 17 10 0 32 I'M SO SEXY (1072) RODEKI
HEAT 98-981 10 4 4 22 WHAT A TREAT (1201) SYVYN'S HILL
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317 27 16 1 WASTELAND 468 BLACK WIDOW 37-1303 384
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Doc Steele -- If I cared about the losses, I'd start challenging back, but the reality is I just don't care all that much. I looked at knocking Mumphy Chick (and her inflated record) around with my Numbered Won and decided I'd rather challenge for skills
Maginot Mike -- Fair enough--two hits for two hits. I gotta stop eating that low fat honey. -- Bear
Speedi -- Thanks for the skill! Do you have another 1-2 for me this turn? I may actually complete my collection soon! -- Went To Market
Raw Sex Appeal -- You should see about repairing those scars and I might agree. They take most of the appeal away. Especially the one running up your face! -- Link
Rygel -- Well fought! For a fight like that, I may look you up again and soon, win or lose! -- Silas
Bass -- 3666? The number of the beast, twice over! Gods (in so far as a golem would or should appeal to any gods), I knew you were beastly, but this PROVES it. Too bad the arenamaster stepped in. -- Mucker
The number, then, is 1833? Who knew? -- Desiree
A New Pony! -- I curse the gods in frustration as I am trampled into the sands by an <expletive deleted> rocking horse. -- Tolais Deepheart
Quid Pro Quo -- Oh, sure, you SAY that, but do you MEAN it? I don't think so! Nobody--no flesh person--offers that to a golem. You're all JEALOUS of our perfection. -- Life of Osksi
Bear -- Ay, I see you really ARE big. Good, I like it when things mean what they mean. Um, when they mean what they say, I mean. But you weren't, well, THIS time you weren't BAD. Except for not teaching me anything. But I think losing shows a very ni
Desiree -- Those blondes who get smarter when they darken their hair belong to the Artificial Intelligence Research Headquarters, known as AIR Head for short. -- Nick
(Grinning)
24 August 2004
Invitation to Newbie Managers
by Hammer
As a Captain of the Vendetta Cartel, Hammer has recently dissolved the Vendetta
Cartel Crimson Ascension Family. Lady Martilyo and Rook are NO LONGER members of the
Vendetta Cartel.
The Vendetta Cartel is divided into "Families" under the leadership of Captains;
who have been appointed by the VC God Father known throughout the dueling land as
Master Darque.
Hammer is now the Captain of the Vendetta Cartel Tarantula Tribe and the veteran
manager extends an invitation for prospective membership as a Probate [ONLY 2 Probate
positions are available in the VC Tarantula Tribe at the present time!] to any Newbie
Manager who qualifies under the following conditions:
1. Newbie Manager MUST have Online Access for Email communications! [Hammer is
presently living in Qatar and Lieutenants Maximillian and Firehawk are living in
Canada; so Email Communication is a MUST for consideration!]
2. Newbie Manager MUST have the time and funds to create 2 new stables to be
placed in 2 separate Slow Arenas [the cost of running 1 stable in a Regular Arena!]
to actively participate on a monthly basis with the other 3 T-Tribe members of the
Vendetta Cartel!
3. Newbie Manager MUST have the DESIRE to be an Active Member of the Vendetta
Cartel as a Tarantula Tribe trainee aka Probate; developing his/her managerial skills
under the mentorship of Hammer and the other VC members; thus proving themselves
worthy to become Vendetta Cartel Lieutenants in the Vendetta Cartel Tarantula Tribe!
The Vendetta Cartel Tarantula Tribe lives by the Feud; thereby prospective
Probates are forewarned that membership guarantees instant Friends and instant
Enemies!
Any prospective Probates who 1.) seek to improve their managerial
insights/abilities under the counsel of Hammer and other Vendetta Cartel members 2.)
desire to be active members of an Active Alliance that WILL NOT Dissolve in a Few
Months; building lasting friendships while enjoying Feuding with Common Enemies 3.)
who enjoy sending their gladiators to Tournaments and would strive to see their
manager name listed among the TV and TC winners in the Mailer Tourney Newsletters as
a member of the Vendetta Cartel MUST DO THE FOLLOWING:
Send an Email to HammerDM@fastermail.com to introduce yourself and provide
Hammer with a short Bio of your managerial successes/failures and favorite/least
favorite fighting styles; with a listing of your active stable/stables for Hammer to
verify in the online newsletters.
Hammer will choose the 2 prospective Probates for membership in the Vendetta
Cartel Tarantula Tribe on the basis of who he decides will be most suited [to
Hammer's purposes as the T-Tribe Captain!] from among those responding to this All
Arena Ad on a first response/first acceptance or rejection basis!
-- Hammer; Vendetta Cartel Captain/WordSmith and WeaponSmith of the Vendetta
Cartel Tarantula Tribe
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
A DIFFERENT GRAPE viciously subdued ETCHED IN STONE in a 1844 minute Challenge fight.
CRACK IS CHEAP subdued LUIGI in a exciting 4 minute gory Challenge melee.
SHOCKING TOAD won victory over TORNADO in a 3 minute Challenge Title brawl.
SILAS overpowered SCHYLER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
ROB A. REE was devastated by DUSKY JAWFISH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
STARBUCK was bested by A NEW PONY! in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge match.
NUMBERED WON was overcome by TOLAIS DEEPHEART in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
HE HATE ME vanquished GRINGOLD in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven Challenge duel.
WENT TO MARKET was vanquished by SPEEDI in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
MUMPHY CHICK defeated ELI in a action packed 4 minute gory Challenge match.
SHINY PENNY savagely defeated LIFE in a exciting 2 minute bloody Challenge match.
SALESGUN slimly won victory over LINK in a exciting 3 minute brutal Challenge contest.
PTI bested DOC STEELE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge bout.
BEAR was overcome by SEX ON THE BEACH in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
STRAFE won victory over WORK IN PROGRESS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge bout.
B.A. TURRY lost to ASHANTI in a exciting 1 minute Challenge fray.
WHIRLING WORD devastated OBSESSIVE in a 2 minute gory mismatched brawl.
ONE A DAY was savagely defeated by JANAE in a exciting 3 minute brutal match.
BLACK WIDOW executed NEOSPHINCTER in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
ROLEX WATCH was devastated by CHICK WITH A STICK in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
RENAE was demolished by DR DAZZLE in a action packed 1 minute gruesome uneven bout.
RAMZA devastated HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
MIMIC BLENNY defeated COOLER in a 2 minute duel.
SPLURGE ON WAX LIPS overpowered MISS HONEY in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
MAHI MAHI overpowered RYGEL in a exciting 2 minute gruesome uneven match.
CLEANER WRASSE handily defeated BASS in a exciting 1 minute uneven bout.
TAPS overcame SIR ENE in a exciting 1 minute duel.
DOC STEELE overpowered GREE CHAK in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
WHIRLING DOG overpowered THRENODY in a popular 2 minute gory one-sided match.
ANTONIO was beaten by JACK BOY in a popular 1 minute bout.
DARK GUMBY slimly lost to RAZOX in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
DR NUT vanquished FACEMAN in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
TOWER subdued MAGINOT MIKE in a exciting 3 minute struggle.
DEORNE unbelievably bested MUCKER in a exciting 2 minute brutal fight.
LUC STARWALKER was handily defeated by SMOOGIE in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
SUPER BUM beat PEGASUS in a popular 2 minute duel.
ARSONIST ART was handily defeated by RAW SEX APPEAL in a 3 minute mismatched match.
QUID PRO QUO was savagely defeated by REDEMPTION in a exciting 3 minute fight.
MEN WORKING lost to SUX0R in a 2 minute struggle.
STUPID SEXY FLANDERS was demolished by FRIJOLE in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
FRIED TWINKIE unbelievably bested ENDYMION in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match.
BRADEN was unbelievably bested by RED FUSION in a exciting 5 minute gory match.
HEAT was demolished by COCKY SPECTATOR in a popular 1 minute gory uneven fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 22 PARRY-LUNGE 20 - 10 - 0 67 |
|WALL OF STEEL 15 TOTAL PARRY 74 - 45 - 0 62 |
|TOTAL PARRY 13 WALL OF STEEL 83 - 65 - 0 56 |
|BASHING ATTACK 9 AIMED BLOW 36 - 29 - 0 55 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 8 STRIKING ATTACK 21 - 18 - 0 54 |
|AIMED BLOW 7 PARRY-STRIKE 9 - 8 - 0 53 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 LUNGING ATTACK 118 - 109 - 0 52 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 SLASHING ATTACK 36 - 60 - 1 38 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 BASHING ATTACK 33 - 65 - 0 34 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 14 - 0 30 |
Turn 384 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 0 AIMED BLOW 2 - 5 4 WALL OF STEEL
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 7 3 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 9 - 4 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 7 1 PARRY-STRIKE
WALL OF STEEL 9 - 6 1 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 11 - 11
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-STRIKE SHOCKING TOAD 7-310 60 72 1 271 NINJAS (1107)
SLASHING ATTACK BLACK WIDOW 37-1303 65 70 3 274 BEAST MASTERS (136)
WALL OF STEEL CHICK WITH A STIC 23-4365 63 49 2 263 DIABLO TOO (1037)
AIMED BLOW SPLURGE ON WAX LI 18-6485 68 48 3 255 STREET PIZZA (114)
LUNGING ATTACK RAMZA 7-4340 60 36 2 234 BLADES OF ICE (192)
STRIKING ATTACK MAHI MAHI 18-4899 101 65 1 225 BIG MEAN FISH (292)
BASHING ATTACK SILAS 18-6796 43 65 2 215 SHEPHERDS (432)
TOTAL PARRY A DIFFERENT GRAPE 82-1258 44 33 1 214 MY WIFE'S COSMETICS (1038)
PARRY-LUNGE JANAE 5-3867 59 45 3 213 BLADES OF CHAOS (961)
PARRY-RIPOSTE TAPS 96-841 26 22 5 200 MUSIC TO KILL BY (1119)
The overall popularity leader is SPEEDI 58-3029. The most popular warrior this turn
was LUIGI 6-5142. The ten other most popular fighters were ELI 18-7272, JANAE
5-3867, BRADEN 6-4867, ENDYMION 6-4163, REDEMPTION 4-4868, MUCKER 42-3596, PEGASUS
6-4161, LINK 6-5144, RAW SEX APPEAL 82-1331, and SHINY PENNY 32-3789.
The least popular fighter this week was ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112. The other ten least
popular fighters were A DIFFERENT GRAPE 82-1258, NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317, WENT TO MARKET
25-4288, HEAT 98-981, STUPID SEXY FLANDERS 42-3836, FACEMAN 38-4129, SIR ENE 10-4360,
B.A. TURRY 39-3383, WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193, and LIFE 3-4196.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 2 0 0 ZORPUNT(24) 1 0 0 CAER(48) 1 0 0
OSKSI(3) 0 1 0 LYRATILAN(25) 0 1 0 TROCAR(54) 1 0 0
JHELUM(4) 1 2 0 ARVAT(32) 1 1 0 ANDOR(57) 1 0 0
KALTOS(5) 3 1 0 JHANS(36) 0 1 0 DELARQ TOR(58) 1 2 0
TRANSEL(6) 2 8 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 1 0 1 JURINE(61) 0 1 0
BONSUR(7) 6 4 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 3 0 DWES EG(82) 8 1 0
KOLACT(10) 1 3 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 0 3 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 1 0 0
TALCAMA(18) 8 6 0 KATI-TEI(41) 0 1 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 0 2 0
TI(23) 1 0 0 RODEKI(42) 1 2 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SALESGUN 1-6745 22 38 2 149 LEGENDS OF STEELE (1047) MORDANT
LIFE 3-4196 43 136 0 151 GAMES LIBRARY (998) OSKSI
THRENODY 4-4557 35 40 1 180 BLADES OF MIST (959) JHELUM
JANAE 5-3867 59 45 3 213 BLADES OF CHAOS (961) KALTOS
TORNADO 6-2249 34 46 2 196 ACTS OF NATURE (415) TRANSEL
SHOCKING TOAD 7-310 60 72 1 271 NINJAS (1107) BONSUR
WHIRLING DOG 10-4177 64 34 1 208 MONGREL HORDE (964) KOLACT
SPLURGE ON WAX LIP 18-6485 68 48 3 255 STREET PIZZA (114) TALCAMA
CHICK WITH A STICK 23-4365 63 49 2 263 DIABLO TOO (1037) TI
DR NUT 24-4254 59 38 2 218 DP CLONES (1045) ZORPUNT
WENT TO MARKET 25-4288 27 23 2 170 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162) LYRATILAN
ROLEX WATCH 32-3732 51 48 1 194 LUST MUPPETS (1036) ARVAT
MISS HONEY 36-4850 67 69 0 192 SCARRY TEAM (824) JHANS
BLACK WIDOW 37-1303 65 70 3 274 BEAST MASTERS (136) SIBIKHAS
FACEMAN 38-4129 51 48 2 188 THE A TEAM (1044) CLIFFHOME
ROB A. REE 39-3241 40 28 1 178 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
GREE CHAK 41-3859 48 38 2 176 KILLERS (1145) KATI-TEI
MUCKER 42-3596 58 67 1 199 DELVERS (1000) RODEKI
WHIRLING WORD 48-3815 70 39 1 235 4-LETTER WORDS (1063) CAER
SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435 31 19 3 168 INDULGENT DRINKS (1153) TROCAR
DR DAZZLE 57-4485 66 32 2 228 PEPPER PRACTICE II (1069) ANDOR
SPEEDI 58-3029 107 84 3 210 SHAMROCKS (424) DELARQ TOR
ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 47 23 1 193 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE
A DIFFERENT GRAPE 82-1258 44 33 1 214 MY WIFE'S COSMETICS (1038) DWES EG
TAPS 96-841 26 22 5 200 MUSIC TO KILL BY (1119) OLD VALAMANTIS
ONE A DAY 98-799 26 18 3 199 MY DRUGS (1179) SYVYN'S HILL
FRIJOLE 99-1214 9 5 3 66 BEAN MACHINE (1202) SOUTH RIDGE