DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL

Date   : 10/02/2004    Duedate: 10/15/2004

DARKHOLM

DM-104    TURN-385

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 BLACK PRIMER 82/1187 1157  427  7 73.0      BEAN MACHINE 99/1202                  
    LEGENDS OF STEELE 1/1047                  9 BLADES OF ICE 7/192   392  384  2 50.5
  2 MONGREL HORDE 10/964  486  237  3 67.2      BLADES OF CHAOS 5/961                 
  3 DON'T ASK 82/1205    1535 1239 16 55.3      BLADES OF MIST 4/959                  
    4-LETTER DOCTORS 82/1204                 10 SHAMROCKS 58/424      171  169  3 50.3
    DIRTY INFIRMARY 82/1206                  11 THE CUTTHROATS 7/203   39   52  2 42.9
    WHY WE LOVE TUM 82/1164                  12 INDULGENT DR 54/1153   67   91  1 42.4
    4-LETTER WORDS 48/1063                      CRIMINAL ELEMENT 39/1074              
    WHAT I ATE FOR XMAS 82/1114              13 NINJAS 7/1107          73  105  1 41.0
    STREET PIZZA 18/114                         KILLERS 41/1145                       
    MY WIFE'S COSMETICS 82/1038                 SCIENCE FICTION 6/1191                
    STREET PIZZAD III 82/1190                14 BEAST MASTERS 37/136  137  202  2 40.4
    LUST MUPPETS 32/1036                        ELEMENTS OF PSI 58/423                
  4 IT'S NEW! 6/1195     1660 1400  6 54.2      KREWE OF DRUID 6/1186                 
    NEGATIVE CASH FLOW 82/1197                  ACTS OF NATURE 6/415                  
    FLAT BROKE 82/1184                          BEAST MASTERS 18/1192                 
    MORE NEW TEAMS 2 5/1188                  15 MUSIC TO KIL 96/1119   54   81  0 40.0
    CEMENTIA 61/1112                         16 DELVERS 42/1000       233  388  1 37.5
    PEPPER PRACTICE II 57/1069                  DOGS OF WAR 4/999                     
    DP CLONES 24/1045                           GAMES LIBRARY 3/998                   
    WHAT A TREAT 98/1201                     17 JOHNS 5/927           808 1421 16 36.2
    DIABLO TOO 23/1037                          SCARRY TEAM 36/824                    
    WASTELAND 18/468                            THE LADY'S LIST 6/917                 
    WASTELAND II 7/500                          ARROGANCE 18/732                      
    I'M SO SEXY 42/1072                         JUST BECAUSE 38/1151                  
    MY DRUGS 98/1179                         18 BIG BAD 7/1073        507  932  8 35.2
  5 STYROFOAM 82/1090    1125  982  8 53.4      NEXT GENERATION 18/1150               
  6 QUBIT 10/1140         562  501  2 52.9      SHEPHERDS 18/432                      
    ON A WHIM 82/1014                           NEXT GENERATION 58/1075               
    SIR AGLIO 10/600                            THIS LITTLE PRIGGY 25/1162            
  7 WHOA! JUMP BA 10/763   78   72  1 52.0      SUPER BASH BROTHERS 6/1067            
  8 THE A TEAM 38/1044    672  654  6 50.7      FOUND IN THE SAND 32/1034             
    BIG MEAN FISH 18/292                  

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     The dark-haired blonde couldn't make it today.  I'm amazed she was able to get 
up as early as she did in order to go rushing off.  In fairness--I'm always fair, 
because I'm damned near perfect--it isn't her fault this time.  She was all ready to 
do the report, and the Commission scribes let her down.  Curse the louts anyway!  I 
myself have been hanging around for hours waiting for them to finish their paperwork.
     But now that they finally HAVE done it--a bunch of Andorians, the lot of them--
here are the facts.
     Next Generation was most avoided by Flat Broke.  Next Generation got three 
avoids, two from the same warrior.  Only two other avoids were used, both against a 
Wasteland team, and both from the same warrior.  Now you know who is unpopular, eh?  
And who isn't worth bothering about.
     Braden got challenged more times than the Keeper of the Runeblade.  Why?  What 
does he have that's so great?
     Nobody died.  Just as well, because little though that bloodthirsty wench 
realizes, the expense of the resurrection is a heavy burden on the arena.  Somebody, 
I won't say who, but you'll recognize her because she carries a gray stick, is trying 
to keep us poor and weak.  Ha!  One of these days SOON now, we'll show her who's 
"poor and weak"!

     So, the fights.
     SUX0R (5-4560) (25-8-0,89) of MORE NEW TEAMS 2 fought ENDYMION (6-4163) (25-38-
1,69) of KREWE OF DRUID.  SUX0R luckily beat ENDYMION in a popular 3 minute bloody 
fight.  Luck, was it?  We don't want LUCKY warriors here, we want skilled and deadly 
warriors!  Let us hear no more about "lucky" victories!
     MEN WORKING (38-4189) (27-58-1,74) of JUST BECAUSE fought FRIED TWINKIE (5-4562) 
(23-6-0,73) of MORE NEW TEAMS 2.  MEN WORKING savagely defeated FRIED TWINKIE in an 
exciting 2 minute brutal conflict.  "Fried Twinkie"?  Gods, I am GLAD that so-called 
warrior was savagely defeated.  What REAL warrior would allow himself to be presented 
under such a name?
     B.A. TURRY (39-3383) (19-28-1,79) of CRIMINAL ELEMENT fought ASHANTI (6-5352) 
(23-34-4,90) of KREWE OF DRUID.  B.A. TURRY was overcome by ASHANTI in an exciting 1 
minute duel.  I wasn't excited by it.  Were any of you excited?  Was there, really, 
anything to BE excited about in that blip of a fight?
     HITZ (82-10428) (6-7-0,25) of 4-LETTER DOCTORS fought STUPID SEXY FLANDERS (42-
3836) (17-10-0,32) of I'M SO SEXY.  HITZ overpowered STUPID SEXY FLANDERS in a 1 
minute one-sided fray.  Thus shall stupidity always be served, I hope, especially 
stupidity that claims a Mordanti allegiance.  There is not, in any case, so much lack 
of intelligence to be found in the Osksian Empire, and I thank the gods for that.
     STRAFE (82-11158) (18-15-0,69) of BLACK PRIMERS fought INKEEPER'S SON (104-4) 
(15-15-0,40) of Local Fishermen.  STRAFE overpowered INKEEPER'S SON in an action 
packed 1 minute gory one-sided battle.  I should hope SO!  The Innkeeper's Son is not 
exactly what you might call "tough" competition.
     QSTAFF INFECTION (82-14523) (11-3-0,36) of DIRTY INFIRMARY fought DIRE WOLF (18-
7655) (18-17-2,73) of BEAST MASTERS.  QSTAFF INFECTION handily defeated DIRE WOLF in 
a 1 minute one-sided match.  Not to be wondered at, really.  You might not realize 
it, because they try to keep it quiet to preserve their tough reputations, but wolves 
are very sensitive to infections.  True fact.
     FRIJOLE (99-1214) (9-5-3,66) of BEAN MACHINE fought THE CUTICLE DANCE (82-13639) 
(10-2-1,33) of DON'T ASK.  FRIJOLE was devastated by THE CUTICLE DANCE in a 1 minute 
mismatched match.  Ah... I believe Frijole made the mistake of "asking" what the 
dance in question was, or did, or referred to.
     LUC STARWALKER (58-6100) (38-38-0,132) of NEXT GENERATION fought M. CHARDINEE 
(104-8) (0-0-0,110) of Local Fishermen.  LUC STARWALKER vanquished M. CHARDINEE in a 
1 minute one-sided conflict.  Is not this Luc person the one who died several times 
in a row last year?  Or maybe it was the year before.  And now, he has a winning 
record.  Amazing how times change.
     THRENODY (4-4557) (35-40-1,180) of BLADES OF MIST fought ARSONIST ART (39-3325) 
(34-28-0,132) of CRIMINAL ELEMENT.  THRENODY viciously subdued ARSONIST ART in an 
exciting 9 minute bloody struggle.  I should hope so!  We can't have arsonists 
running around the town, the place is a tinderbox.  (I always KNEW those Xochithlani 
were criminals.)
     MAGINOT MIKE (4-4509) (58-70-1,165) of DOGS OF WAR fought DOC STEELE (18-6010) 
(59-114-6,127) of ARROGANCE.  MAGINOT MIKE was savagely defeated by DOC STEELE in an 
exciting 1 minute fight.  If it was only one minute long and included Maginot Mike, 
that disgrace to a fine Jhelumite warrior tradition, then it wasn't exciting.
     WENT TO MARKET (25-4288) (27-23-2,170) of THIS LITTLE PRIGGY fought REDEMPTION 
(4-4868) (29-17-1,137) of BLADES OF MIST.  WENT TO MARKET was handily defeated by 
REDEMPTION in a 1 minute mismatched match.  And I should hope so!  We can't have 
Andorians winning here, even if they had the good sense to choose the Delarquan 
Federation over the Andorian League.  That is simply not permissable.
     STARBUCK (6-5387) (37-28-0,180) of SCIENCE FICTION fought CRACK IS CHEAP (82-
18422) (27-7-0,113) of NEGATIVE CASH FLOW.  STARBUCK savagely defeated CRACK IS CHEAP 
in an action packed 5 minute gory bout.  So, if a negative cash flow is defeated, 
does that mean it becomes a positive one?  Or simply more negative?
     ROB A. REE (39-3241) (40-28-1,178) of CRIMINAL ELEMENT fought LINK (6-5144) (28-
48-2,120) of SUPER BASH BROTHERS.  ROB A. REE demolished LINK in an exciting 1 minute 
gruesome mismatched match.  Disgusting, I call it!  Another of those Xochithlani 
criminals, and he WON the fight!  Link, you idiot!
     SEX ON THE BEACH (54-2435) (31-19-3,168) of INDULGENT DRINKS fought QUID PRO QUO 
(10-4794) (32-20-1,120) of QUBIT.  SEX ON THE BEACH was narrowly defeated by QUID PRO 
QUO in a popular 4 minute fray.  "Narrowly defeated."  I often wonder about those 
"narrow defeats."  Defeats in the narrows, yes, obviously, such as the classic, 
heroic defeat at the Pass of Geothermalie, which allowed the invader--a Rirorni 
horde, so far as I recall--to be defeated later.  But I have the feeling that this is 
NOT what is meant here.  Unfortunate.  There are many warriors who would be well 
suited to one of those classic triumphant defeats.  One of those defeats where 
everyone dies....
     TOLAIS DEEPHEART (42-1620) (91-105-0,170) of DELVERS fought NUMBERED WON (18-
7434) (29-27-0,150) of NEXT GENERATION.  TOLAIS DEEPHEART devastated NUMBERED WON in 
a 1 minute one-sided battle.  And for this, Next Generation was avoided?  Piffling.
     ETCHED IN STONE (61-3112) (47-23-1,193) of CEMENTIA fought LIFE (3-4196) (43-
136-0,151) of GAMES LIBRARY.  ETCHED IN STONE savagely defeated LIFE in an action 
packed 13 minute gory contest.  This was our longest fight, and the wonder to me 
(besides the wonder of what a Karnhorn is doing fighting here) is that Etched could 
stand to spend that long in the company of Life.  You can't IMAGINE how glad we were 
to get Life out of Osksi.  Besides being a long-winded bore, it was stirring up 
trouble among the other golems.
     HE HATE ME (18-7820) (25-22-2,189) of WASTELAND fought OBSESSIVE (58-2447) (49-
48-1,194) of ELEMENTS OF PSI.  HE HATE ME was overpowered by OBSESSIVE in a 1 minute 
uneven bout.  And one sees why the Talcaman is hated, probably by his manager.
     TOWER (7-4461) (44-22-1,202) of BLADES OF ICE fought GRINGOLD (7-2416) (25-24-
2,165) of THE CUTTHROATS. TOWER was savagely defeated by GRINGOLD in a popular 4 
minute brutal fight.  If the Bonsurians want to fight among themselves, I let them do 
it.  Let them KILL each other, if they want to.  The place is a hotbed of decadence 
and perversion.
     DUSKY JAWFISH (18-6978) (46-50-1,209) of BIG MEAN FISH fought MISS HONEY (36-
4850) (67-69-0,192) of SCARRY TEAM.  DUSKY JAWFISH was overpowered by MISS HONEY in a 
popular 1 minute brutal uneven duel.  And who shall avenge the insult to, uh, 
fishes... everywhere, that a big mean one should lose to a little girl?
     DARK GUMBY (7-4694) (58-40-1,202) of WASTELAND II fought FACEMAN (38-4129) (51-
48-2,188) of THE A TEAM.  DARK GUMBY was vanquished by FACEMAN in a 1 minute one-
sided bout.  I hear that the winner in this fight is also called the "In-Your-Face-
Man."  You can, perhaps, see why.
     CLEANER WRASSE (18-6495) (74-65-2,207) of BIG MEAN FISH fought RAW SEX APPEAL 
(82-1331) (22-10-0,157) of WHY WE LOVE TUM.  CLEANER WRASSE handily defeated RAW SEX 
APPEAL in an exciting 1 minute uneven bout.  Apparently fish are susceptible to raw 
sex appeal?  Ah, that must be why they're called "cold fish."  Perhaps it should be 
cooked....  The sex appeal, although cooking the fish isn't a bad idea, either.
     ANTONIO (10-2554) (41-47-2,196) of WHOA! JUMP BACK! fought SPEEDI (58-3029) 
(107-84-3,210) of SHAMROCKS.  ANTONIO was vanquished by SPEEDI in a 1 minute uneven 
bout.  I hear that someone, I name no names, has appealed to the Commission against 
the use of four-leaf clovers and other "lucky" talismans in the arena, on the grounds 
that the odds are being altered magically thereby.  Some people really hate to lose.
     COOLER (82-7277) (36-28-1,194) of STYROFOAM fought SIR ENE (10-4360) (53-36-
3,173) of SIR AGLIO.  COOLER vanquished SIR ENE in an exciting 1 minute one-sided 
fight.  There is a note in the margin of these notes to the effect that Sir Ene was 
"cooled off."  That is a low and despicable pun, showing a serious lack of 
imagination.  It's so OBVIOUS.
     WHIRLING DOG (10-4177) (64-34-1,208) of MONGREL HORDE fought SMOOGIE (82-2247) 
(13-10-1,154) of STREET PIZZAD III.  WHIRLING DOG won victory over SMOOGIE in a 
popular 2 minute match.  I seriously hope so!  Smoogie?  This is a WARRIOR?  A 
DELARQUAN warrior, the terror of all Alastari?
     SPLURGE ON WAX LIPS (18-6485) (68-48-3,255) of STREET PIZZA fought BASS (5-3666) 
(58-98-2,185) of JOHNS.  SPLURGE ON WAX LIPS overpowered BASS in a popular 1 minute 
one-sided match.  Wax Lips... hmm.  Can they be used to give Raw Sex Appeal a hickey?  
A wax hickey?  The thought boggles.
     JANAE (5-3867) (59-45-3,213) of BLADES OF CHAOS fought A NEW PONY! (82-1306) 
(29-32-0,197) of WHAT I ATE FOR XMAS.  JANAE was vanquished by A NEW PONY! in a 1 
minute mismatched fray.  Trampled.  It's the kind of thing that happens when you get 
too close to horses.  Either you get stepped on, or you step in, ah, things.
     SILAS (18-6796) (43-65-2,215) of SHEPHERDS fought HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH (18-6977) 
(51-44-0,189) of BIG MEAN FISH.  SILAS was subdued by HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH in an action 
packed 1 minute bout.  Amazing tusks on that fish.  I wonder if they could be made 
into billiard balls?
     RAMZA (7-4340) (60-36-2,234) of BLADES OF ICE fought ONE A DAY (98-799) (26-18-
3,199) of MY DRUGS.  RAMZA devastated ONE A DAY in a popular 5 minute gruesome one-
sided contest.  And how could it be otherwise, considering?
     CHICK WITH A STICK (23-4365) (63-49-2,263) of DIABLO TOO fought RENAE (7-4304) 
(63-43-3,200) of BLADES OF ICE.  CHICK WITH A STICK was overpowered by RENAE in a 
popular 1 minute one-sided bout.  These Ice Blades are, if you will pardon the irony 
here, hot today.  A mere stick is helpless against them.
     DR NUT (24-4254) (59-38-2,218) of DP CLONES fought MIMIC BLENNY (18-7541) (37-
22-1,223) of BIG MEAN FISH.  DR NUT was bested by MIMIC BLENNY in an exciting 1 
minute brutal fight.  And well done!  An Andorian, a damned cat-man?  Eat him, 
Blenny!
     A DIFFERENT GRAPE (82-1258) (44-33-1,214) of MY WIFE'S COSMETICS fought 
SHADOWMANE (104-28) (0-0-0,200) of Local Fishermen.  A DIFFERENT GRAPE was viciously 
subdued by SHADOWMANE in a 4 minute bout.  Shadowmane has a long history of subduing 
grapes, usually in the form of pressed grapes, the juice of, fermented.  "Different" 
is not enough to protect against such expertise.
     BLACK WIDOW (37-1303) (65-70-3,274) of BEAST MASTERS fought ROLEX WATCH (32-
3732) (51-48-1,194) of LUST MUPPETS.  BLACK WIDOW vanquished ROLEX WATCH in an action 
packed 1 minute mismatched bout.  "Lust muppets"?  The very concept is disturbing.  I 
salute Black Widow for dealing with it.
     DR DAZZLE (57-4485) (66-32-2,228) of PEPPER PRACTICE II fought JACK BOY (82-
2030) (80-59-0,205) of ON A WHIM.  DR DAZZLE savagely defeated JACK BOY in a crowd 
pleasing 2 minute gory conflict.  Jack Boy, you wimp, how could you let this less-
experienced Andorian get the better of you?
     WHIRLING WORD (48-3815) (70-39-1,235) of 4-LETTER WORDS fought TORNADO (6-2249) 
(34-46-2,196) of ACTS OF NATURE.  WHIRLING WORD demolished TORNADO in a 1 minute 
mismatched match.  I suppose this is somewhat appropriate, but nobody said I had to 
LIKE it.

     The challenge matches (all eleven of them):
     RED FUSION (6-5480) (26-6-0,90) of IT'S NEW! challenged BRADEN (6-4867) (58-95-
0,81) of THE LADY'S LIST.  Down 9.  RED FUSION bested BRADEN in a crowd pleasing 5 
minute Challenge conflict.  Red Fusion, that is disgusting!  You took FIVE minutes to 
defeat Braden?  What did you do, read a newspaper during the fight?  If you're going 
to down-challenge for a win, a perfectly respectable proceeding as all Delarquans 
know, you should TRY HARDER.  The bookies assumed THREE times that you had lost and 
altered the odds to reflect that, and I assure they are NOT happy with you now.
     MUMPHY CHICK (1-5487) (21-1-0,131) of LEGENDS OF STEELE challenged ELI (18-7272) 
(24-38-3,121) of SHEPHERDS.  Down 10.  MUMPHY CHICK luckily beat ELI in an exciting 4 
minute brutal Challenge fight.  Luck?  Again the "lucky win."  I hate seeing that.  
Win with skill, win with guts, win with cunning, do not count on "luck."
     SALESGUN (1-6745) (22-38-2,149) of LEGENDS OF STEELE challenged LUIGI (6-5142) 
(32-49-2,108) of SUPER BASH BROTHERS.  Down 41.  SALESGUN savagely defeated LUIGI in 
an exciting 4 minute gruesome Challenge fight.  Much better.  Gore and grue bring the 
crowds back again and again.  Savagery, too.
     PTI (7-5412) (27-11-0,134) of WASTELAND II challenged SHINY PENNY (32-3789) (35-
72-2,164) of FOUND IN THE SAND.  Up 40.  PTI won victory over SHINY PENNY in a 2 
minute Challenge duel.  A loss like this puts a serious tarnish on the Penny, does it 
not?  Good!  Damned Free Blader.
     SUPER BUM (82-18411) (27-11-0,156) of FLAT BROKE challenged SCHYLER (6-4866) 
(58-95-1,180) of THE LADY'S LIST.  Up 24.  SUPER BUM was viciously subdued by SCHYLER 
in an action packed 3 minute Challenge duel.  And to think that Super Bum 
deliberately sought out this match!  He avoided, you know, AND issued a challenge, 
and what does he get?  A sound defeat.
     GREE CHAK (41-3859) (48-38-2,176) of KILLERS challenged PEGASUS (6-4161) (27-35-
1,140) of KREWE OF DRUID.  Down 36.  GREE CHAK handily defeated PEGASUS in an action 
packed 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.  An Andorian killer?  Ah, well, we always 
knew the Andorians were hypocrits.  Although... only two deaths on his record, what 
kind of killer is that?
     DEORNE (7-2529) (75-55-1,203) of BLADES OF ICE challenged DOC STEELE (18-6808) 
(48-67-1,210) of ARROGANCE.  Up 7.  DEORNE overpowered DOC STEELE in a 1 minute one-
sided Challenge struggle.  You do realize, Deorne, that when you strike the Doc 
Steele of Arrogance, you're likely to cause him to split in two?  Sort of like an 
amoeba.  And soon there are two, or three, or four Doc Steeles of Arrogance running 
around....
     TAPS (96-841) (26-22-5,200) of MUSIC TO KILL BY challenged MAHI MAHI (18-4899) 
(101-65-1,225) of BIG MEAN FISH.  Up 25.  TAPS was demolished by MAHI MAHI in a 3 
minute mismatched Challenge competition.  Taps may be inept, but he's bold, yes?  
And, now, he's fishbait.
     NEOSPHINCTER (18-7317) (27-16-1,183) of WASTELAND challenged MUCKER (42-3596) 
(58-67-1,199) of DELVERS.  Up 16.  NEOSPHINCTER was devastated by MUCKER in a 1 
minute one-sided Challenge contest.  Amazing what that golem can do with a shovel.
     HEAT (98-981) (10-4-4,22) of WHAT A TREAT TV challenged WORK IN PROGRESS (38-
4193) (21-64-2,40) of JUST BECAUSE.  Up 18.  HEAT was devastated by WORK IN PROGRESS 
in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight.  I presume when Heat has more experience, 
he or she or it will be a formdiable opponent, but now....  Ah, well, a TV challenge 
is nothing to sneer at.  Well, not MUCH to sneer at.

     And for the Runeblade:  RAZOX (7-2400) (81-56-1,222) of BLADES OF ICE challenged 
SHOCKING TOAD (7-310) (60-72-1,271) of NINJAS.  Up 49.  RAZOX overcame SHOCKING TOAD 
in a popular 2 minute gruesome Challenge Title match.  And a hearty congratulations 
to Razox.  Guard the Runeblade well, for it may be the weapon that defeats the Old 
Woman with the Gray Stick.  You never know.

                                       Ketchum

KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RAZOX 7-2400                82  56  1  230  BLADES OF ICE (192)        BONSUR

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BLACK WIDOW 37-1303         66  70  3  285  BEAST MASTERS (136)        SIBIKHAS
 SPLURGE ON WAX LIP 18-6485  69  48  3  262  STREET PIZZA (114)         TALCAMA
 RAMZA 7-4340                61  36  2  251  BLADES OF ICE (192)        BONSUR
 DR DAZZLE 57-4485           67  32  2  247  PEPPER PRACTICE II (1069)  ANDOR
 WHIRLING WORD 48-3815       71  39  1  244  4-LETTER WORDS (1063)      CAER
 MIMIC BLENNY 18-7541        38  22  1  242  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
 MAHI MAHI 18-4899          102  65  1  240  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
 SPEEDI 58-3029             108  84  3  220  SHAMROCKS (424)            DELARQ TOR
 RENAE 7-4304                64  43  3  218  BLADES OF ICE (192)        BONSUR
 A NEW PONY! 82-1306         30  32  0  217  WHAT I ATE FOR XMAS (1114) DWES EG
 DEORNE 7-2529               76  55  1  214  BLADES OF ICE (192)        BONSUR
 FACEMAN 38-4129             52  48  2  214  THE A TEAM (1044)          CLIFFHOME
 CLEANER WRASSE 18-6495      75  65  2  213  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
 MUCKER 42-3596              59  67  1  212  DELVERS (1000)             RODEKI
 COOLER 82-7277              37  28  1  211  STYROFOAM (1090)           DWES EG

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WHIRLING DOG 10-4177        65  34  1  210  MONGREL HORDE (964)        KOLACT
 MISS HONEY 36-4850          68  69  0  209  SCARRY TEAM (824)          JHANS
 JACK BOY 82-2030            80  60  0  205  ON A WHIM (1014)           DWES EG
 OBSESSIVE 58-2447           50  48  1  205  ELEMENTS OF PSI (423)      DELARQ TOR
 SHOCKING TOAD 7-310         60  73  1  203  NINJAS (1107)              BONSUR
 GRINGOLD 7-2416             26  24  2  202  THE CUTTHROATS (203)       BONSUR
 HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH 18-6977  52  44  0  201  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
 DR NUT 24-4254              59  39  2  200  DP CLONES (1045)           ZORPUNT
 TAPS 96-841                 26  23  5  200  MUSIC TO KILL BY (1119)    OLD VALAMANTIS
-RYGEL 18-7142               50  44  1  196  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 A DIFFERENT GRAPE 82-1258   44  34  1  196  MY WIFE'S COSMETICS (1038) DWES EG
 ONE A DAY 98-799            26  19  3  196  MY DRUGS (1179)            SYVYN'S HILL

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHICK WITH A STICK 23-4365  63  50  2  195  DIABLO TOO (1037)          TI
 DOC STEELE 18-6808          48  68  1  195  ARROGANCE (732)            TALCAMA
 ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112     48  23  1  195  CEMENTIA (1112)            JURINE
 TORNADO 6-2249              34  47  2  195  ACTS OF NATURE (415)       TRANSEL
 ANTONIO 10-2554             41  48  2  193  WHOA! JUMP BACK! (763)     KOLACT
 SILAS 18-6796               43  66  2  191  SHEPHERDS (432)            TALCAMA
 SCHYLER 6-4866              59  95  1  190  THE LADY'S LIST (917)      TRANSEL
 JANAE 5-3867                59  46  3  188  BLADES OF CHAOS (961)      KALTOS
 ROLEX WATCH 32-3732         51  49  1  186  LUST MUPPETS (1036)        ARVAT
 DUSKY JAWFISH 18-6978       46  51  1  186  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
 DARK GUMBY 7-4694           58  41  1  185  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 BASS 5-3666                 58  99  2  184  JOHNS (927)                KALTOS
 STARBUCK 6-5387             38  28  0  182  SCIENCE FICTION (1191)     TRANSEL
 THRENODY 4-4557             36  40  1  182  BLADES OF MIST (959)       JHELUM
 HE HATE ME 18-7820          25  23  2  181  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ROB A. REE 39-3241          41  28  1  180  CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074)    XOCHITHLAN
 TOWER 7-4461                44  23  1  179  BLADES OF ICE (192)        BONSUR
 GREE CHAK 41-3859           49  38  2  178  KILLERS (1145)             KATI-TEI
 TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620    92 105  0  177  DELVERS (1000)             RODEKI
 NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317        27  17  1  177  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 SIR ENE 10-4360             53  37  3  173  SIR AGLIO (600)            KOLACT
 SMOOGIE 82-2247             13  11  1  170  STREET PIZZAD III (1190)   DWES EG
 REDEMPTION 4-4868           30  17  1  167  BLADES OF MIST (959)       JHELUM
 LIFE 3-4196                 43 137  0  166  GAMES LIBRARY (998)        OSKSI
 RAW SEX APPEAL 82-1331      22  11  0  161  WHY WE LOVE TUM (1164)     DWES EG
 QUID PRO QUO 10-4794        33  20  1  158  QUBIT (1140)               KOLACT
 SUPER BUM 82-18411          27  12  0  158  FLAT BROKE (1184)          DWES EG
 PTI 7-5412                  28  11  0  155  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 DOC STEELE 18-6010          60 114  6  154  ARROGANCE (732)            TALCAMA
 SALESGUN 1-6745             23  38  2  151  LEGENDS OF STEELE (1047)   MORDANT

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SHINY PENNY 32-3789         35  73  2  149  FOUND IN THE SAND (1034)   ARVAT
 WENT TO MARKET 25-4288      27  24  2  146  THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162)  LYRATILAN
-BEAR 7-4628                 27  45  1  146  BIG BAD (1073)             BONSUR
 SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435    31  20  3  145  INDULGENT DRINKS (1153)    TROCAR
 NUMBERED WON 18-7434        29  28  0  145  NEXT GENERATION (1150)     TALCAMA
 ARSONIST ART 39-3325        34  29  0  142  CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074)    XOCHITHLAN
 PEGASUS 6-4161              27  36  1  142  KREWE OF DRUID (1186)      TRANSEL
 MAGINOT MIKE 4-4509         58  71  1  141  DOGS OF WAR (999)          JHELUM
 LUC STARWALKER 58-6100      39  38  0  136  NEXT GENERATION (1075)     DELARQ TOR
 MUMPHY CHICK 1-5487         22   1  0  134  LEGENDS OF STEELE (1047)   MORDANT
 CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422     27   8  0  129  NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (1197)  DWES EG
 LINK 6-5144                 28  49  2  128  SUPER BASH BROTHERS (1067) TRANSEL
 ELI 18-7272                 24  39  3  127  SHEPHERDS (432)            TALCAMA
 LUIGI 6-5142                32  50  2  116  SUPER BASH BROTHERS (1067) TRANSEL

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RED FUSION 6-5480           27   6  0   94  IT'S NEW! (1195)           TRANSEL
 ASHANTI 6-5352              24  34  4   93  KREWE OF DRUID (1186)      TRANSEL
 MEN WORKING 38-4189         28  58  1   91  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME
 SUX0R 5-4560                26   8  0   91  MORE NEW TEAMS 2 (1188)    KALTOS

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BRADEN 6-4867               58  96  0   86  THE LADY'S LIST (917)      TRANSEL
 ENDYMION 6-4163             25  39  1   77  KREWE OF DRUID (1186)      TRANSEL
 B.A. TURRY 39-3383          19  29  1   77  CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074)    XOCHITHLAN
 STRAFE 82-11158             19  15  0   73  BLACK PRIMERS (1187)       DWES EG
 FRIED TWINKIE 5-4562        23   7  0   68  MORE NEW TEAMS 2 (1188)    KALTOS
 QSTAFF INFECTION 82-14523   12   3  0   66  DIRTY INFIRMARY (1206)     DWES EG
 THE CUTICLE DANCE 82-13639  11   2  1   63  DON'T ASK (1205)           DWES EG

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193    22  64  2   51  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME
 DIRE WOLF 18-7655           18  18  2   46  BEAST MASTERS (1192)       TALCAMA
 HITZ 82-10428                7   7  0   44  4-LETTER DOCTORS (1204)    DWES EG
 FRIJOLE 99-1214              9   6  3   41  BEAN MACHINE (1202)        SOUTH RIDGE
 STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836  17  11  0   18  I'M SO SEXY (1072)         RODEKI
 HEAT 98-981                 10   5  4   18  WHAT A TREAT (1201)        SYVYN'S HILL

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Doc Steele -- If I cared about the losses, I'd start challenging back, but the
reality is I just don't care all that much.  I looked at knocking Mumphy Chick (and
her inflated record) around with my Numbered Won and decided I'd rather challenge for
skills than come after you.  So abuse away and show me why bashers don't belong in
ADM!  I won't avoid you here per our no avoids in advanced pact. -- Assur

Maginot Mike -- Fair enough--two hits for two hits.  I gotta stop eating that low fat
honey. -- Bear

Speedi -- Thanks for the skill!  Do you have another 1-2 for me this turn?  I may
actually complete my collection soon! -- Went To Market

Raw Sex Appeal -- You should see about repairing those scars and I might agree.  They
take most of the appeal away.  Especially the one running up your face! -- Link

Rygel -- Well fought!  For a fight like that, I may look you up again and soon, win
or lose! -- Silas

Bass -- 3666?  The number of the beast, twice over!  Gods (in so far as a golem would
or should appeal to any gods), I knew you were beastly, but this PROVES it.  Too bad
the arenamaster stepped in. -- Mucker

     The number, then, is 1833?  Who knew? -- Desiree

A New Pony! -- I curse the gods in frustration as I am trampled into the sands by an
<expletive deleted> rocking horse. -- Tolais Deepheart

Quid Pro Quo -- Oh, sure, you SAY that, but do you MEAN it?  I don't think so!
Nobody--no flesh person--offers that to a golem.  You're all JEALOUS of our
perfection. -- Life of Osksi

Bear -- Ay, I see you really ARE big.  Good, I like it when things mean what they
mean.  Um, when they mean what they say, I mean.  But you weren't, well, THIS time
you weren't BAD.  Except for not teaching me anything.  But I think losing shows a
very nice understanding of something or other.  Thank you. -- Maginot Mike, who
doesn't need to wake up in the Infirmary to be confused

Desiree -- Those blondes who get smarter when they darken their hair belong to the
Artificial Intelligence Research Headquarters, known as AIR Head for short. -- Nick

     (Grinning)

     And now back to your regularly scheduled personal ads. -- Ed.

Assur -- I assume the cut off personal ad about not caring about loses was from you
last turn.  Just so you know, I notched up the intensity of the brutal challenges by
doubling you with all 3 of my guys when I was a bit angry with you in Talcama.  And
now, you are caught in the cut and paste email strategy loop of death.  I challenged
a couple of different guys this time that were not you, but I think 2 of 3 primaries

were your guys still.  Anyway, one of these days I'll have more time and I will find
new targets.  Although, the choices are limited.  Maybe you can get your revenge on
Wiggler, while she is young. -- Doc Steele

Numbered Won -- Ah, but perhaps if you were Numbered Tu, you'd try harder? -- Tolais
Deepheart

Shiny Penny -- You disgusting coin of little value!  Do you think I was not AWARE of
your tricks?  Copper plated armor polished to a mirror finish in order to reflect the
sunlight into your opponent's eyes--Ha!  I knew all about it!  You didn't take ME by
surprise, because I am, as you know but won't admit, a perfectly created golem!  I
merely allowed you to do your worst in order to EXPOSE your petty subterfuges to the
public gaze.  Take THAT, you worthless flake of metal! -- Life of Osksi

Tower -- I wish you wouldn't do that.  I'm trying really hard here to be a true
warrior and win by striking blows, and then YOU come along.  (sigh)  Oh, well, good
fight. -- Maginot Mike

Deorne -- I'm not rated for ice, or for any really cold weather.  My oil gets thick
and my moving parts tend toward brittleness.  So a sword of ice is really dangerous
for me. -- Mucker

Ed. -- May we have last turn's personals over again?  I had a good one there, and you
forgot to put line-breaks in. -- Nick

     *sigh* Yes, it was definitely one of THOSE days. -- Ed.

20 September 2004
Azereth has returned!  I am the manager for Scarlet Blades in DM 25.  I was a member
of the Crimson Alliance and the Crimson Brotherhood (which was composed of former CA
members).  I've been out of the game for many (at least 5) years.  I would like to
hear from anyone who remembers me, as well as any Alliance that is seeking to add
experienced managers to their roster.  Contact me at:
     Anthony Wells
     600 W. Shore Dr.
     Stanton, MI  48888
or by personal ads in DM 25.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

HEAT was devastated by WORK IN PROGRESS in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
RAZOX overcame SHOCKING TOAD in a popular 2 minute gruesome Challenge Title match.
NEOSPHINCTER was devastated by MUCKER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
TAPS was demolished by MAHI MAHI in a 3 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
DEORNE overpowered DOC STEELE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
GREE CHAK handily defeated PEGASUS in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
SUPER BUM was viciously subdued by SCHYLER in a action packed 3 minute Challenge duel.
PTI won victory over SHINY PENNY in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
SALESGUN savagely defeated LUIGI in a exciting 4 minute gruesome Challenge fight.
MUMPHY CHICK luckily beat ELI in a exciting 4 minute brutal Challenge fight.
RED FUSION bested BRADEN in a crowd pleasing 5 minute Challenge conflict.
WHIRLING WORD demolished TORNADO in a 1 minute mismatched match.
DR DAZZLE savagely defeated JACK BOY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory conflict.
BLACK WIDOW vanquished ROLEX WATCH in a action packed 1 minute mismatched bout.
A DIFFERENT GRAPE was viciously subdued by SHADOWMANE in a 4 minute bout.
DR NUT was bested by MIMIC BLENNY in a exciting 1 minute brutal fight.
CHICK WITH A STICK was overpowered by RENAE in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
RAMZA devastated ONE A DAY in a popular 5 minute gruesome one-sided contest.
SILAS was subdued by HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH in a action packed 1 minute bout.
JANAE was vanquished by A NEW PONY! in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
SPLURGE ON WAX LIPS overpowered BASS in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
WHIRLING DOG won victory over SMOOGIE in a popular 2 minute match.
COOLER vanquished SIR ENE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
ANTONIO was vanquished by SPEEDI in a 1 minute uneven bout.
CLEANER WRASSE handily defeated RAW SEX APPEAL in a exciting 1 minute uneven bout.
DARK GUMBY was vanquished by FACEMAN in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
DUSKY JAWFISH was overpowered by MISS HONEY in a popular 1 minute brutal uneven duel.
TOWER was savagely defeated by GRINGOLD in a popular 4 minute brutal fight.
HE HATE ME was overpowered by OBSESSIVE in a 1 minute uneven bout.
ETCHED IN STONE savagely defeated LIFE in a action packed 13 minute gory contest.
TOLAIS DEEPHEART devastated NUMBERED WON in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
SEX ON THE BEACH was narrowly defeated by QUID PRO QUO in a popular 4 minute fray.
ROB A. REE demolished LINK in a exciting 1 minute gruesome mismatched match.
STARBUCK savagely defeated CRACK IS CHEAP in a action packed 5 minute gory bout.
WENT TO MARKET was handily defeated by REDEMPTION in a 1 minute mismatched match.
MAGINOT MIKE was savagely defeated by DOC STEELE in a exciting 1 minute fight.
THRENODY viciously subdued ARSONIST ART in a exciting 9 minute bloody struggle.
LUC STARWALKER vanquished M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
FRIJOLE was devastated by THE CUTICLE DANCE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
QSTAFF INFECTION handily defeated DIRE WOLF in a 1 minute one-sided match.
STRAFE overpowered INKEEPER'S SON in a action packed 1 minute gory one-sided battle.
HITZ overpowered STUPID SEXY FLANDERS in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
B.A. TURRY was overcome by ASHANTI in a exciting 1 minute duel.
MEN WORKING savagely defeated FRIED TWINKIE in a exciting 2 minute brutal conflict.
SUX0R luckily beat ENDYMION in a popular 3 minute bloody fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  24         TOTAL PARRY       73 -  49 -  0      60  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   14         PARRY-LUNGE       18 -  13 -  0      58  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     13         WALL OF STEEL     83 -  65 -  0      56  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  8         LUNGING ATTACK   122 - 106 -  0      54  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   8         AIMED BLOW        35 -  31 -  0      53  |
|AIMED BLOW                       7         PARRY-STRIKE       9 -   8 -  0      53  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         STRIKING ATTACK   21 -  19 -  0      53  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         SLASHING ATTACK   37 -  55 -  1      40  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         BASHING ATTACK    32 -  63 -  0      34  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -  14 -  0      30  |

Turn 385 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK    16 -  8     AIMED BLOW         3 -  4         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      9 -  5     TOTAL PARRY        5 -  8         2  WALL OF STEEL  
SLASHING ATTACK    5 -  3     BASHING ATTACK     2 -  6         2  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  4         2  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  2         1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    RAZOX 7-2400               82  56  1  230 BLADES OF ICE (192)
SLASHING ATTACK  BLACK WIDOW 37-1303        66  70  3  285 BEAST MASTERS (136)
AIMED BLOW       SPLURGE ON WAX LI 18-6485  69  48  3  262 STREET PIZZA (114)
LUNGING ATTACK   RAMZA 7-4340               61  36  2  251 BLADES OF ICE (192)
STRIKING ATTACK  MAHI MAHI 18-4899         102  65  1  240 BIG MEAN FISH (292)
TOTAL PARRY      DEORNE 7-2529              76  55  1  214 BLADES OF ICE (192)
PARRY-STRIKE     SHOCKING TOAD 7-310        60  73  1  203 NINJAS (1107)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    TAPS 96-841                26  23  5  200 MUSIC TO KILL BY (1119)
PARRY-LUNGE      DOC STEELE 18-6808         48  68  1  195 ARROGANCE (732)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   SILAS 18-6796              43  66  2  191 SHEPHERDS (432)

The overall popularity leader is SPEEDI 58-3029.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was STARBUCK 6-5387.  The ten other most popular fighters were BRADEN 6-4867, ELI 
18-7272, GRINGOLD 7-2416, RAMZA 7-4340, ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112, LIFE 3-4196, SCHYLER 
6-4866, LUIGI 6-5142, THRENODY 4-4557, and ENDYMION 6-4163.

The least popular fighter this week was STUPID SEXY FLANDERS 42-3836.  The other ten 
least popular fighters were DIRE WOLF 18-7655, HE HATE ME 18-7820, DARK GUMBY 7-4694, 
ANTONIO 10-2554, JANAE 5-3867, B.A. TURRY 39-3383, FRIJOLE 99-1214, MAGINOT MIKE 
4-4509, WENT TO MARKET 25-4288, and LINK 6-5144.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           2  0 0  ZORPUNT(24)          0  1 0  CAER(48)             1  0 0  
OSKSI(3)             0  1 0  LYRATILAN(25)        0  1 0  TROCAR(54)           0  1 0  
JHELUM(4)            2  1 0  ARVAT(32)            0  2 0  ANDOR(57)            1  0 0  
KALTOS(5)            1  3 0  JHANS(36)            1  0 0  DELARQ TOR(58)       3  0 0  
TRANSEL(6)           4  6 0  SIBIKHAS(37)         1  0 0  JURINE(61)           1  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            6  3 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        3  0 0  DWES EG(82)          6  6 0  
KOLACT(10)           2  2 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       1  2 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   0  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)          6  8 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  0 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     0  2 0  
TI(23)               0  1 0  RODEKI(42)           2  1 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SALESGUN 1-6745             23  38  2  151  LEGENDS OF STEELE (1047)   MORDANT
 LIFE 3-4196                 43 137  0  166  GAMES LIBRARY (998)        OSKSI
 THRENODY 4-4557             36  40  1  182  BLADES OF MIST (959)       JHELUM
 JANAE 5-3867                59  46  3  188  BLADES OF CHAOS (961)      KALTOS
 TORNADO 6-2249              34  47  2  195  ACTS OF NATURE (415)       TRANSEL
 RAZOX 7-2400                82  56  1  230  BLADES OF ICE (192)        BONSUR
 WHIRLING DOG 10-4177        65  34  1  210  MONGREL HORDE (964)        KOLACT
 SPLURGE ON WAX LIP 18-6485  69  48  3  262  STREET PIZZA (114)         TALCAMA
 CHICK WITH A STICK 23-4365  63  50  2  195  DIABLO TOO (1037)          TI
 DR NUT 24-4254              59  39  2  200  DP CLONES (1045)           ZORPUNT
 WENT TO MARKET 25-4288      27  24  2  146  THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162)  LYRATILAN
 ROLEX WATCH 32-3732         51  49  1  186  LUST MUPPETS (1036)        ARVAT
 MISS HONEY 36-4850          68  69  0  209  SCARRY TEAM (824)          JHANS
 BLACK WIDOW 37-1303         66  70  3  285  BEAST MASTERS (136)        SIBIKHAS
 FACEMAN 38-4129             52  48  2  214  THE A TEAM (1044)          CLIFFHOME
 ROB A. REE 39-3241          41  28  1  180  CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074)    XOCHITHLAN
 GREE CHAK 41-3859           49  38  2  178  KILLERS (1145)             KATI-TEI
 MUCKER 42-3596              59  67  1  212  DELVERS (1000)             RODEKI
 WHIRLING WORD 48-3815       71  39  1  244  4-LETTER WORDS (1063)      CAER
 SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435    31  20  3  145  INDULGENT DRINKS (1153)    TROCAR
 DR DAZZLE 57-4485           67  32  2  247  PEPPER PRACTICE II (1069)  ANDOR
 SPEEDI 58-3029             108  84  3  220  SHAMROCKS (424)            DELARQ TOR
 ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112     48  23  1  195  CEMENTIA (1112)            JURINE
 A NEW PONY! 82-1306         30  32  0  217  WHAT I ATE FOR XMAS (1114) DWES EG
 TAPS 96-841                 26  23  5  200  MUSIC TO KILL BY (1119)    OLD VALAMANTIS
 ONE A DAY 98-799            26  19  3  196  MY DRUGS (1179)            SYVYN'S HILL
 FRIJOLE 99-1214              9   6  3   41  BEAN MACHINE (1202)        SOUTH RIDGE