DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL

Date   : 11/13/2004    Duedate: 11/26/2004

DARKHOLM

DM-104    TURN-388

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 BLACK PRIMER 82/1187 1168  428  7 73.2    8 BLADES OF ICE 7/192   406  394  2 50.8
    THUNDR + LITENING 18/309                    BLADES OF CHAOS 5/961                 
    LEGENDS OF STEELE 1/1047                    BLADES OF MIST 4/959                  
  2 MONGREL HORDE 10/964  489  237  3 67.4    9 THE A TEAM 38/1044    683  664  6 50.7
  3 DON'T ASK 82/1205    1547 1251 16 55.3      BIG MEAN FISH 18/292                  
    DIRTY INFIRMARY 82/1206                     BEAN MACHINE 99/1202                  
    WHY WE LOVE TUM 82/1164                  10 SHAMROCKS 58/424      172  171  3 50.1
    4-LETTER WORDS 48/1063                   11 FREEZE! 69/639         84  101  0 45.4
    STREET PIZZA 18/114                         ASCENDING JUNTA 69/615                
    WHAT I ATE FOR XMAS 82/1114              12 INDULGENT DR 54/1153   73   97  2 42.9
    STREET PIZZAD III 82/1190                   CRIMINAL ELEMENT 39/1074              
    MY WIFE'S COSMETICS 82/1038              13 THE CUTTHROATS 7/203   40   54  2 42.6
    LUST MUPPETS 32/1036                     14 NINJAS 7/1107          79  108  1 42.2
    4-LETTER DOCTORS 82/1204                    KILLERS 41/1145                       
  4 NUMBERS 62/937       1683 1429  6 54.1      SCIENCE FICTION 6/1191                
    FLAT BROKE 82/1184                       15 BEAST MASTERS 37/136  144  213  3 40.3
    CEMENTIA 61/1112                            ELEMENTS OF PSI 58/423                
    PEPPER PRACTICE II 57/1069                  KREWE OF DRUID 6/1186                 
    DP CLONES 24/1045                           ACTS OF NATURE 6/415                  
    MORE NEW TEAMS 2 5/1188                  16 MUSIC TO KIL 96/1119   55   83  0 39.9
    NEGATIVE CASH FLOW 82/1197               17 DELVERS 42/1000       238  395  1 37.6
    DIABLO TOO 23/1037                          DOGS OF WAR 4/999                     
    WASTELAND 18/468                            GAMES LIBRARY 3/998                   
    IT'S NEW! 6/1195                         18 JOHNS 5/927           817 1436 17 36.3
    WASTELAND II 7/500                          SCARRY TEAM 36/824                    
    I'M SO SEXY 42/1072                         ARROGANCE 18/732                      
    WHAT A TREAT 98/1201                        THE LADY'S LIST 6/917                 
    MY DRUGS 98/1179                            JUST BECAUSE 38/1151                  
  5 STYROFOAM 82/1090    1127  983  8 53.4   19 BIG BAD 7/1073        512  946  8 35.1
  6 QUBIT 10/1140         570  502  2 53.2      NEXT GENERATION 18/1150               
    ON A WHIM 82/1014                           SHEPHERDS 18/432                      
    SIR AGLIO 10/600                            THIS LITTLE PRIGGY 25/1162            
  7 BIG TROUBLE 10/1208    78   75  1 51.0      FOUND IN THE SAND 32/1034             
    WHOA! JUMP BACK! 10/763                     SUPER BASH BROTHERS 6/1067            

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Heroes of the Federation!

     Sultan, congratulations on managing two Tournament Champions:  Assault of the
team Joka Masher, and Numbered Won of Next Generation.  Well done!
     We had just one TV challenge this turn.  CRACK IS CHEAP (82-18422) (27-10-0,136)
of NEGATIVE CASH FLOW TV challenged MUMPHY CHICK (1-5487) (24-1-0,158) of LEGENDS OF
STEELE.  CRACK IS CHEAP slimly lost to MUMPHY CHICK in an unpopular 476 minute
Challenge fight.  That's four minutes shy of eight hours, well done but hardly a
record.  Mumphy Chick, incidentally, was this turn's most challenged, and least
popular, competitor.  Crack is Cheap was second least popular.  The spectators seem
to think it's too cold to sit out there in the arena for eight hours, watching two
people conserve their energy.  Let's face it, the local yokels are wimps.
     Once again, our title fight was a matchup.  RAZOX (7-2400) (84-56-1,258) of
BLADES OF ICE fought FACEMAN (38-4129) (54-48-2,236) of THE A TEAM.  RAZOX vanquished
FACEMAN in a 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
     Next Generation was avoided by Flat Broke.
     I'm sorry to say that no one fought hard enough to kill or die this turn.  I
would say, maybe it's the weather--but ferocious heroes of the Federation should not
need excuses.  Next time, get out there and kill somebody!
     We have some other recent Tournament Victors here, who either didn't challenge
or their challenges didn't go through.  I'd still like to pay my respects to:
          Hitz.  FRIED TWINKIE (5-4562) (24-8-0,75) of MORE NEW TEAMS 2 fought HITZ
(82-10428) (8-7-0,65) of 4-LETTER DOCTORS.  FRIED TWINKIE was savagely defeated by
HITZ in a popular 3 minute bloody fray.  Well done sir!
          Etched in Stone.  MISS HONEY (36-4850) (70-69-0,234) of SCARRY TEAM fought
ETCHED IN STONE (61-3112) (50-23-1,208) of CEMENTIA.  MISS HONEY was narrowly
defeated by ETCHED IN STONE in a popular 5 minute gory melee.  Such a short fight!  I
lift my cup to Etched in Stone.
          Super Bum.  ANTONIO (10-2554) (41-50-2,181) of WHOA! JUMP BACK! fought
SUPER BUM (82-18411) (29-12-0,184) of FLAT BROKE.  ANTONIO was savagely defeated by
SUPER BUM in an action packed 8 minute gruesome fray.  Fiercely fought, Super Bum!
          Wiggler.  WIGGLER (18-8088) (17-6-1,46) of THUNDR + LITENING challenged
HEAT (98-981) (10-7-4,19) of WHAT A TREAT.  WIGGLER handily defeated HEAT in a 1
minute uneven Challenge melee.  Handily done, indeed.
     The masses still love Speedi, who was voted overall popularity leader even
though he lost.   DARK GUMBY (7-4694) (60-41-1,224) of WASTELAND II fought SPEEDI
(58-3029) (109-85-3,204) of SHAMROCKS.  DARK GUMBY overpowered SPEEDI in an exciting
1 minute uneven fight.
     This turn's favorite was Eli, whose fight was much more interesting.  ELI (18-
7272) (25-40-3,145) of SHEPHERDS fought RED FUSION (6-5480) (29-6-0,99) of IT'S NEW!.
ELI was unbelievably bested by RED FUSION in a crowd pleasing 6 minute brutal duel.
     I think I'll wrap it up right here.  I'd like all of you to remember that in the
heat of rage, you don't feel the chill of winter.  A pretty efficient way to keep
warm, eh?

                                                    Desiree (still not my real name)

KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RAZOX 7-2400                85  56  1  271  BLADES OF ICE (192)        BONSUR

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RAMZA 7-4340                64  36  2  306  BLADES OF ICE (192)        BONSUR
 SPLURGE ON WAX LIP 18-6485  72  48  3  297  STREET PIZZA (114)         TALCAMA
 CLEANER WRASSE 18-6495      78  65  2  254  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
 RENAE 7-4304                67  43  3  253  BLADES OF ICE (192)        BONSUR
 WHIRLING DOG 10-4177        68  34  1  248  MONGREL HORDE (964)        KOLACT
 DARK GUMBY 7-4694           61  41  1  247  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 JACK BOY 82-2030            83  60  0  246  ON A WHIM (1014)           DWES EG
 CHICK WITH A STICK 23-4365  65  51  2  228  DIABLO TOO (1037)          TI
 BLACK WIDOW 37-1303         67  72  3  221  BEAST MASTERS (136)        SIBIKHAS
 TAPS 96-841                 27  25  5  221  MUSIC TO KILL BY (1119)    OLD VALAMANTIS
 ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112     51  23  1  217  CEMENTIA (1112)            JURINE
 ROB A. REE 39-3241          43  29  1  217  CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074)    XOCHITHLAN
 COOLER 82-7277              39  29  1  216  STYROFOAM (1090)           DWES EG
 DR DAZZLE 57-4485           69  33  2  213  PEPPER PRACTICE II (1069)  ANDOR
 WHIRLING WORD 48-3815       73  40  1  211  4-LETTER WORDS (1063)      CAER
 BASS 5-3666                 60 100  2  211  JOHNS (927)                KALTOS

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SHOCKING TOAD 7-310         62  74  1  209  NINJAS (1107)              BONSUR
 HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH 18-6977  54  45  0  207  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
 MISS HONEY 36-4850          70  70  0  205  SCARRY TEAM (824)          JHANS
 MUCKER 42-3596              60  69  1  202  DELVERS (1000)             RODEKI
 DUSKY JAWFISH 18-6978       47  53  1  202  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
 DR NUT 24-4254              61  40  2  201  DP CLONES (1045)           ZORPUNT
 TOM JONES 69-3745           36  25  1  198  ASCENDING JUNTA (615)      CIMMERIAC

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GRINGOLD 7-2416             27  26  2  198  THE CUTTHROATS (203)       BONSUR
 DEORNE 7-2529               78  56  1  197  BLADES OF ICE (192)        BONSUR
 FACEMAN 38-4129             54  49  2  197  THE A TEAM (1044)          CLIFFHOME
 A DIFFERENT GRAPE 82-1258   44  37  1  196  MY WIFE'S COSMETICS (1038) DWES EG
 SPEEDI 58-3029             109  86  3  195  SHAMROCKS (424)            DELARQ TOR
 OBSESSIVE 58-2447           51  50  1  195  ELEMENTS OF PSI (423)      DELARQ TOR
 MIMIC BLENNY 18-7541        39  24  1  195  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
 ONE A DAY 98-799            26  22  3  194  MY DRUGS (1179)            SYVYN'S HILL
 STARBUCK 6-5387             40  29  0  193  SCIENCE FICTION (1191)     TRANSEL
 GREE CHAK 41-3859           51  39  2  192  KILLERS (1145)             KATI-TEI
 THRENODY 4-4557             37  42  1  191  BLADES OF MIST (959)       JHELUM
 TORNADO 6-2249              34  50  2  191  ACTS OF NATURE (415)       TRANSEL
 SUPER BUM 82-18411          30  12  0  191  FLAT BROKE (1184)          DWES EG
 JANAE 5-3867                61  47  3  190  BLADES OF CHAOS (961)      KALTOS
 SCHYLER 6-4866              60  97  1  190  THE LADY'S LIST (917)      TRANSEL
 ROLEX WATCH 32-3732         52  51  1  189  LUST MUPPETS (1036)        ARVAT
 TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620    94 106  0  185  DELVERS (1000)             RODEKI
 ANTONIO 10-2554             41  51  2  185  WHOA! JUMP BACK! (763)     KOLACT
 SALESGUN 1-6745             26  38  2  185  LEGENDS OF STEELE (1047)   MORDANT
 A NEW PONY! 82-1306         30  35  0  184  WHAT I ATE FOR XMAS (1114) DWES EG
 HE HATE ME 18-7820          25  26  2  184  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 MAHI MAHI 18-4899          103  67  1  183  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
 SIR ENE 10-4360             55  38  3  183  SIR AGLIO (600)            KOLACT
 SMOOGIE 82-2247             14  12  1  182  STREET PIZZAD III (1190)   DWES EG
 DOC STEELE 18-6808          49  70  1  181  ARROGANCE (732)            TALCAMA
-CYCLOPS 7-4625              26  28  1  181  BIG BAD (1073)             BONSUR
-RAW SEX APPEAL 82-1331      23  11  0  181  WHY WE LOVE TUM (1164)     DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 REDEMPTION 4-4868           30  20  1  177  BLADES OF MIST (959)       JHELUM
 QUID PRO QUO 10-4794        36  20  1  176  QUBIT (1140)               KOLACT
 NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317        27  20  1  174  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 SHINY PENNY 32-3789         36  75  2  170  FOUND IN THE SAND (1034)   ARVAT
 JOHN SPARTAN 69-5137        22  18  0  169  FREEZE! (639)              CIMMERIAC
 MUMPHY CHICK 1-5487         25   1  0  163  LEGENDS OF STEELE (1047)   MORDANT
 DOC STEELE 18-6010          60 117  6  158  ARROGANCE (732)            TALCAMA
 SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435    33  21  3  158  INDULGENT DRINKS (1153)    TROCAR
 LIFE 3-4196                 44 139  0  153  GAMES LIBRARY (998)        OSKSI
 NUMBERED WON 18-7434        30  30  0  153  NEXT GENERATION (1150)     TALCAMA

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WENT TO MARKET 25-4288      28  26  2  149  THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162)  LYRATILAN
 TOWER 7-4461                44  26  1  147  BLADES OF ICE (192)        BONSUR
 PTI 7-5412                  29  13  0  147  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 PEGASUS 6-4161              28  38  1  143  KREWE OF DRUID (1186)      TRANSEL
 MAGINOT MIKE 4-4509         59  73  1  141  DOGS OF WAR (999)          JHELUM
 CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422     27  11  0  140  NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (1197)  DWES EG
 ARSONIST ART 39-3325        34  32  0  136  CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074)    XOCHITHLAN
 SUX0R 5-4560                27  10  0  132  MORE NEW TEAMS 2 (1188)    KALTOS
 LINK 6-5144                 28  52  2  131  SUPER BASH BROTHERS (1067) TRANSEL
 RED FUSION 6-5480           30   6  0  130  IT'S NEW! (1195)           TRANSEL
 BEAR 7-4628                 27  48  1  129  BIG BAD (1073)             BONSUR
 ELI 18-7272                 25  41  3  126  SHEPHERDS (432)            TALCAMA
 ASHANTI 6-5352              26  35  5  111  KREWE OF DRUID (1186)      TRANSEL

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 QSTAFF INFECTION 82-14523   14   3  0  100  DIRTY INFIRMARY (1206)     DWES EG
 ENDYMION 6-4163             27  40  1   97  KREWE OF DRUID (1186)      TRANSEL
-RANVENAR 10-1801            21  28  4   95  DARK CREATION (1207)       KOLACT

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 B.A. TURRY 39-3383          21  30  2   90  CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074)    XOCHITHLAN
 STRAFE 82-11158             22  15  0   86  BLACK PRIMERS (1187)       DWES EG

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HITZ 82-10428                9   7  0   86  4-LETTER DOCTORS (1204)    DWES EG
 2 62-2976                   23  17  3   78  NUMBERS (937)              VALAMANTIS
 MEN WORKING 38-4189         29  60  1   75  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME
 STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836  18  13  0   67  I'M SO SEXY (1072)         RODEKI
 THE CUTICLE DANCE 82-13639  11   4  1   67  DON'T ASK (1205)           DWES EG
 FRIED TWINKIE 5-4562        24   9  0   66  MORE NEW TEAMS 2 (1188)    KALTOS
-BET OR NOT DIE 62-3981      17  11  3   65  SRETSAMLEUD (1203)         VALAMANTIS
 FRIJOLE 99-1214             10   8  3   65  BEAN MACHINE (1202)        SOUTH RIDGE
-STAYED HOME 25-4967         17   4  2   57  THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162)  LYRATILAN
-MRS. O'TOOLE 10-4030        15  10  2   57  BIG TROUBLE (1208)         KOLACT
 WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193    23  66  2   52  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME
 WIGGLER 18-8088             18   6  1   52  THUNDR + LITENING (309)    TALCAMA
 BRADEN 6-4867               59  98  1   47  THE LADY'S LIST (917)      TRANSEL
 TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463       21  17  0   30  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 HEAT 98-981                 10   8  4   19  WHAT A TREAT (1201)        SYVYN'S HILL

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Crack is Cheap -- You only lasted 7 hours this time.  I really prefer my men to have
more endurance.  You make sure you eat right before our next tussle, and make me most
popular again! -- Mumphy Chick

All -- Who said I was "lucky?"  A 24-1 record is not luck, people.  No one stands
around motionless better than me!! -- Mumphy Chick

     But did you have help from Stonebeard?  Do you have one of those suits of plate
     where the joints lock and it'll stand there while you sleep inside it?  I'm not
     saying that's a bad thing.  I don't think there's any rule against it.  Just
     wondering. -- Desiree

Sex on the Beach -- Your popularity has IMPROVED?  On the edge of WINTER?  I always
knew you flesh people were STRANGE.  Maybe I need to re-think this whole business of
the gender attachment, if I would have to do it on the BEACH in such DISGUSTING
weather.  Because, of course, if I had a gender attachment to add to my already
existing perfection, women would be unable to RESIST me, ever, so they would just
plague me UNMERCIFULLY, even on a beach in the winter.  Yes, hmm, I wonder if one
could have an intermittent....  Or maybe I could persuade them, since I am so suave
and persuasive, that at THIS season, it's better to do it on the bearskin rug in
front of the FIREPLACE.  With a fire in it, of course. -- Life of Osksi, pondering
new possibilities

Numbered Won -- Well, I'm impressed with myself!  I, with "only" two hundred or so
fights, have managed to defeat the Freshman Champion.  Ah, well, a win is a win. --
Tolais Deepheart
P.S.  And my congratulations to you, Champion Numbered Won.

Dr Dazzle -- Good gods, people actually DRINK that stuff?  And they say golems have
strange appetites! -- Mucker

Link -- Was I ever glad to see you!  Finally, once again someone I can defeat.
Thanks, and let me buy you a beer, hmm? -- Maginot Mike

22 October 2004
                         Youngblood's Three and Out Contest

I would like to take this time to announce and invite all managers to compete in what
I think will be an awesome contest.  If you haven't ever TC'd at a tourney before,
here is your chance.  The contest will start Wednesday, December 1, 2004, but a

chance will be given November 17 to dark arena, only, any warrior that you do not see
fit to run in the contest.  So now that I have your attention, here are the rules
(like you didn't know they were coming sooner or later).

 1.  Any manager participating can enter one team, only.
 2.  No sandbagging whatsoever.  (I will keep up with it, every turn.)
 3.  No teams or warriors will be allowed to run after contest starts.
 4.  All warriors will run until they lose three times, after three losses they are
     eliminated.
 5.  If a warrior sits out a turn, they are accounted with a loss in the contest.
     This is to keep warriors with winning records from sitting out until the end of
     the contest.
 6.  If a warrior is killed during the contest, the replacement cannot enter the
     contest.
 7.  If a warrior is killed, bloodfeuding is allowed, but only by a warrior that is
     active in the contest.
 8.  If a warrior is run after being eliminated, the manager is disqualified from the
     contest, no questions asked.
 9.  Challenges are legal, up or down.
10.  Contest will keep going until 1 warrior is left without three losses, and that
     warrior, of course, is accounted the winner.
11.  All managers participating will be asked to purchase a rollup certificate, to be
     awarded to the winners of the contest.

                                    <<<PRIZES>>>

     As I have already said, and according to participation, rollups will be awarded
to the first and second place managers.  So the majority and minority of the rollups
will be determined when all are accumulated.
     Contest Champion--2 Faves prizes, and majority of rollup certificates
     Contest Runner-up--1 Faves prize, and minority of rollup certificates
     So once again I invite all managers old and new to participate in what should be
a fierce and challenging contest.  <<<REMEMBER, FIRST OFFICIAL TURN OF THE CONTEST IS
DECEMBER THE FIRST, AND AS I SAID BEFORE, THE TURN BEFORE (NOVEMBER 17TH) YOU MAY
DARK ARENA CHALLENGE ONLY!!!  ANY WARRIOR WITH ANY FE (FIGHT EXPERIENCE) WHEN THE
CONTEST STARTS WILL BE ELIMINATED FROM THE CONTEST.

                          YOUNGBLOOD of WENSINWASIN

11 November 2004
All you alliance-type people, I'm trying (again!) to get my alliance listing correct
and up to date.  Either send me a diplo (address it to The Saint) or send your
updates to me directly at Sue at solberg-mathews.com.  As you may guess, replace the
at with @ and you're good to go (I do hate spammy mail and this will end up on the
web).

I have information on the following alliances:  ADIO, Allied Axis, Armada,
Brotherhood of Justice, Brotherhood of the Blade, Cadre, CDC, Chaos, Inc., Circle of
Order, Company of Brothers, Consortium, Council of Lords, Couple Good Guys, Crimson
Vengeance, DOA, DOOMcorps, Enigmafia, Eurosquad, Fascist Federation, FONZ,
Frothingslosh Syndicate, GAPPDA, Homeland Alliance, IT Alliance, Jingoists, kLk,
Knights of the Covenant, LBA, League Arcane, Legion6, Living Essences, Lords and
Ladies of Darkness, Manic Union, Midnight Foundation, Minions of Diana, Monarchs of
Montezuma, NCA, NIMROD, R.A.G.E., Seventh Sons, The Firm, The French Connection,
Vendett@ United, and the Vendetta Cartel.

If you are a member of one of these alliances, let me know.  If you are a member of
some other alliance that isn't listed, let me know.  If you were at any point in your
past a part of one of these alliance but are now independent, also let me know.
Going inactive doesn't mean you get removed from this list; people are assumed to

still be in the same alliance when they return.  Even having everyone in an alliance
go inactive doesn't change anything.  If an alliance is officially disbanding, that's
another thing you have to let me know....

The Saint, keeper of lists

P.S.  If you already responded to my online plea (and I replied), you can ignore
this.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CRACK IS CHEAP slimly lost to MUMPHY CHICK in a unpopular 476 minute Challenge fight.
ROB A. REE demolished GREE CHAK in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
TAPS vanquished MAHI MAHI in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
SEX ON THE BEACH was overpowered by SALESGUN in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge match.
ARSONIST ART was viciously subdued by LIFE in a 9 minute Challenge fight.
B.A. TURRY was devastated by ASHANTI in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
WIGGLER handily defeated HEAT in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
STRAFE vanquished WORK IN PROGRESS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
RAZOX vanquished FACEMAN in a 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
MISS HONEY was narrowly defeated by ETCHED IN STONE in a popular 5 minute gory melee.
CHICK WITH A STICK demolished STARBUCK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
JACK BOY devastated DEORNE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory one-sided battle.
JANAE was handily defeated by BLACK WIDOW in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
CLEANER WRASSE overpowered SCHYLER in a 1 minute uneven struggle.
SPLURGE ON WAX LIPS handily defeated MIMIC BLENNY in a 2 minute mismatched bout.
RENAE bested DUSKY JAWFISH in a popular 2 minute brawl.
RAMZA overpowered ONE A DAY in a exciting 3 minute brutal one-sided match.
WHIRLING DOG savagely defeated A DIFFERENT GRAPE in a 3 minute conflict.
DARK GUMBY overpowered SPEEDI in a exciting 1 minute uneven fight.
ANTONIO was savagely defeated by SUPER BUM in a action packed 8 minute gruesome fray.
GRINGOLD was bested by SHOCKING TOAD in a exciting 4 minute gory bout.
HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH overpowered A NEW PONY! in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
COOLER viciously subdued ROLEX WATCH in a popular 2 minute brutal fight.
HE HATE ME was vanquished by WHIRLING WORD in a action packed 1 minute uneven bout.
TORNADO was beaten by MUCKER in a exciting 2 minute fray.
DR NUT viciously subdued THRENODY in a exciting 3 minute gory duel.
TOM JONES savagely defeated TOLAIS DEEPHEART in a action packed 5 minute gory duel.
BASS overpowered NEOSPHINCTER in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
OBSESSIVE overpowered DOC STEELE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
DR DAZZLE demolished REDEMPTION in a 1 minute uneven contest.
TOWER was savagely defeated by JOHN SPARTAN in a exciting 2 minute brutal struggle.
SHINY PENNY was bested by QUID PRO QUO in a 2 minute bout.
SIR ENE handily defeated SUX0R in a exciting 2 minute bloody one-sided fight.
SMOOGIE demolished MAGINOT MIKE in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
DOC STEELE overpowered LINK in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided competition.
PTI narrowly defeated BEAR in a 2 minute brutal fight.
ELI was unbelievably bested by RED FUSION in a crowd pleasing 6 minute brutal duel.
NUMBERED WON overcame PEGASUS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute duel.
WENT TO MARKET overpowered KHALHUMS DWARF in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
MEN WORKING was handily defeated by ENDYMION in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
FRIJOLE overpowered TASTY HANGNAIL in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BRADEN was overpowered by STUPID SEXY FLANDERS in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
FRIED TWINKIE was savagely defeated by HITZ in a popular 3 minute bloody fray.
QSTAFF INFECTION won victory over BOOKIE'S GUARD in a exciting 1 minute match.
THE CUTICLE DANCE was unbelievably bested by 2 in a exciting 5 minute brutal bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  23         WALL OF STEEL     94 -  53 -  0      64  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   14         TOTAL PARRY       69 -  56 -  0      55  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     13         LUNGING ATTACK   116 - 108 -  3      52  |
|AIMED BLOW                      10         STRIKING ATTACK   21 -  20 -  0      51  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  8         PARRY-LUNGE       15 -  16 -  0      48  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   7         PARRY-STRIKE       8 -   9 -  0      47  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         AIMED BLOW        35 -  40 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         SLASHING ATTACK   36 -  47 -  1      43  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      8 -  13 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         BASHING ATTACK    24 -  57 -  0      30  |

Turn 388 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL     10 -  4     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  3         5  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    5 -  3     TOTAL PARRY        4 -  9         2  SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         6 -  4     BASHING ATTACK     2 -  5         1  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK    12 - 11                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    RAZOX 7-2400               85  56  1  271 BLADES OF ICE (192)
LUNGING ATTACK   RAMZA 7-4340               64  36  2  306 BLADES OF ICE (192)
AIMED BLOW       SPLURGE ON WAX LI 18-6485  72  48  3  297 STREET PIZZA (114)
SLASHING ATTACK  RENAE 7-4304               67  43  3  253 BLADES OF ICE (192)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    TAPS 96-841                27  25  5  221 MUSIC TO KILL BY (1119)
TOTAL PARRY      ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112    51  23  1  217 CEMENTIA (1112)
PARRY-STRIKE     SHOCKING TOAD 7-310        62  74  1  209 NINJAS (1107)
STRIKING ATTACK  TORNADO 6-2249             34  50  2  191 ACTS OF NATURE (415)
PARRY-LUNGE      JANAE 5-3867               61  47  3  190 BLADES OF CHAOS (961)
BASHING ATTACK   SHINY PENNY 32-3789        36  75  2  170 FOUND IN THE SAND (1034)

The overall popularity leader is SPEEDI 58-3029.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was ELI 18-7272.  The ten other most popular fighters were MISS HONEY 36-4850, THE 
CUTICLE DANCE 82-13639, ANTONIO 10-2554, WHIRLING DOG 10-4177, LIFE 3-4196, ARSONIST 
ART 39-3325, RAMZA 7-4340, DR NUT 24-4254, HITZ 82-10428, and TOM JONES 69-3745.

The least popular fighter this week was MUMPHY CHICK 1-5487.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422, TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463, MEN WORKING 
38-4189, REDEMPTION 4-4868, SCHYLER 6-4866, HEAT 98-981, B.A. TURRY 39-3383, GREE 
CHAK 41-3859, BRADEN 6-4867, and MAGINOT MIKE 4-4509.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           2  0 0  LYRATILAN(25)        1  0 0  ANDOR(57)            1  0 0  
OSKSI(3)             1  0 0  ARVAT(32)            0  2 0  DELARQ TOR(58)       1  1 0  
JHELUM(4)            0  3 0  JHANS(36)            0  1 0  JURINE(61)           1  0 0  
KALTOS(5)            1  3 0  SIBIKHAS(37)         1  0 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       1  0 0  
TRANSEL(6)           3  6 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  3 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        2  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            6  5 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       1  2 0  DWES EG(82)          7  4 0  
KOLACT(10)           3  1 0  KATI-TEI(41)         0  1 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   1  0 0  
TALCAMA(18)          6  7 0  RODEKI(42)           2  1 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     0  2 0  
TI(23)               1  0 0  CAER(48)             1  0 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  0 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          1  0 0  TROCAR(54)           0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SALESGUN 1-6745             26  38  2  185  LEGENDS OF STEELE (1047)   MORDANT

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LIFE 3-4196                 44 139  0  153  GAMES LIBRARY (998)        OSKSI
 THRENODY 4-4557             37  42  1  191  BLADES OF MIST (959)       JHELUM
 BASS 5-3666                 60 100  2  211  JOHNS (927)                KALTOS
 STARBUCK 6-5387             40  29  0  193  SCIENCE FICTION (1191)     TRANSEL
 RAZOX 7-2400                85  56  1  271  BLADES OF ICE (192)        BONSUR
 WHIRLING DOG 10-4177        68  34  1  248  MONGREL HORDE (964)        KOLACT
 SPLURGE ON WAX LIP 18-6485  72  48  3  297  STREET PIZZA (114)         TALCAMA
 CHICK WITH A STICK 23-4365  65  51  2  228  DIABLO TOO (1037)          TI
 DR NUT 24-4254              61  40  2  201  DP CLONES (1045)           ZORPUNT
 WENT TO MARKET 25-4288      28  26  2  149  THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162)  LYRATILAN
 ROLEX WATCH 32-3732         52  51  1  189  LUST MUPPETS (1036)        ARVAT
 MISS HONEY 36-4850          70  70  0  205  SCARRY TEAM (824)          JHANS
 BLACK WIDOW 37-1303         67  72  3  221  BEAST MASTERS (136)        SIBIKHAS
 FACEMAN 38-4129             54  49  2  197  THE A TEAM (1044)          CLIFFHOME
 ROB A. REE 39-3241          43  29  1  217  CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074)    XOCHITHLAN
 GREE CHAK 41-3859           51  39  2  192  KILLERS (1145)             KATI-TEI
 MUCKER 42-3596              60  69  1  202  DELVERS (1000)             RODEKI
 WHIRLING WORD 48-3815       73  40  1  211  4-LETTER WORDS (1063)      CAER
 SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435    33  21  3  158  INDULGENT DRINKS (1153)    TROCAR
 DR DAZZLE 57-4485           69  33  2  213  PEPPER PRACTICE II (1069)  ANDOR
 SPEEDI 58-3029             109  86  3  195  SHAMROCKS (424)            DELARQ TOR
 ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112     51  23  1  217  CEMENTIA (1112)            JURINE
 2 62-2976                   23  17  3   78  NUMBERS (937)              VALAMANTIS
 TOM JONES 69-3745           36  25  1  198  ASCENDING JUNTA (615)      CIMMERIAC
 JACK BOY 82-2030            83  60  0  246  ON A WHIM (1014)           DWES EG
 TAPS 96-841                 27  25  5  221  MUSIC TO KILL BY (1119)    OLD VALAMANTIS
 ONE A DAY 98-799            26  22  3  194  MY DRUGS (1179)            SYVYN'S HILL
 FRIJOLE 99-1214             10   8  3   65  BEAN MACHINE (1202)        SOUTH RIDGE