DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL Date : 01/08/2005 Duedate: 01/21/2005 DARKHOLM DM-104 TURN-392 RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K % 1 ODD SQUAD 69/1217 1177 430 7 73.2 BLADES OF STEEL 17/1211 LEGENDS OF STEELE 1/1047 BLADES OF DESTINY 60/1216 THUNDR + LITENING 18/309 BLADES OF GRASS 33/1215 BLACK PRIMERS 82/1187 BLADES OF ENTROPY 10/1210 2 RAINDANCE 51/1106 65 29 2 69.1 9 BIG MEAN FISH 18/292 695 676 6 50.7 3 MONGREL HORDE 10/964 492 238 3 67.4 THE MASTER CLEANSER 38/1223 4 DON'T ASK 82/1205 1572 1265 16 55.4 10-WHOA! JUMP BA 10/763 79 77 1 50.6 LOCAL BEER 82/1219 11 SHAMROCKS 58/424 175 172 3 50.4 4-LETTER ITCHES 82/1218 12-SRETSAMLEUD 18/1183 15 15 2 50.0 4-LETTER WORDS 48/1063 SRETSAMLEUD 37/1134 4-LETTER DOCTORS 82/1204 SRETSAMLEUD 62/1203 DIRTY INFIRMARY 82/1206 13-INDULGENT DR 54/1153 81 101 2 44.5 STREET PIZZA 18/114 CRIMINAL ELEMENT 39/1074 WHAT I ATE FOR XMAS 82/1114 14 NINJAS 7/1107 89 112 1 44.3 STREET PIZZAD III 82/1190 FROM THE FACE 18/1213 MY WIFE'S COSMETICS 82/1038 SCIENCE FICTION 6/1191 LUST MUPPETS 32/1036 15 THE CUTTHROATS 7/203 40 58 2 40.8 PUNCHLINES 82/1115 16 MUSIC TO KIL 96/1119 57 85 0 40.1 5 NUMBERS 62/937 1727 1455 6 54.3 17 BEAST MASTERS 37/136 152 229 3 39.9 FLAT BROKE 82/1184 ELEMENTS OF PSI 58/423 CEMENTIA 61/1112 KREWE OF DRUID 6/1186 MORE NEW TEAMS 2 5/1188 ACTS OF NATURE 6/415 DP CLONES 24/1045 18 DELVERS 42/1000 249 400 2 38.4 PEPPER PRACTICE II 57/1069 DOGS OF WAR 4/999 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW 82/1197 GAMES LIBRARY 3/998 WASTELAND 18/468 19 JOHNS 5/927 827 1458 17 36.2 WASTELAND II 7/500 SCARRY TEAM 36/824 IT'S NEW! 6/1195 ARROGANCE 18/732 I'M SO SEXY 42/1072 THE LADY'S LIST 6/917 MY DRUGS 98/1179 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151 WHAT A TREAT 98/1201 20 BIG BAD 7/1073 515 967 8 34.8 MORE NEW TEAMS 4 82/1220 NEXT GENERATION 18/1150 6 STYROFOAM 82/1090 1128 986 8 53.4 NEXT GENERATION 58/1075 7 QUBIT 10/1140 573 510 2 52.9 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY 25/1162 ON A WHIM 82/1014 FOUND IN THE SAND 32/1034 SIR AGLIO 10/600 SUPER BASH BROTHERS 6/1067 8 BLADES OF ICE 7/192 419 406 2 50.8 FRUITS 51/1222 BLADES OF CHAOS 5/961 21 UNTOUCHABLES 18/1212 1 2 0 33.3 BLADES OF MIST 4/959 22 RUN AND HYDE 18/1221 1 1 0 50.0 '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 512): GOOEYDUCK of LAB EXPERIMENTS (The Mun, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 397): YELLOW PIKE of THE GOLDEN FISH (Nick, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 517): DEWEY of GAMES LIBRARY (Nick, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 513): KURT RAMBIS of PURPLE AND GOLD (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 512): POSITION IS EMPTY DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 516): THIRD OMEN of DARK PANTHEON (Doc Steele, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 513): GOKU of WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 508): CYCLONE of THUNDERSTRIKERS (Zeus, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 499): MARY of SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 498): MINOS of SONS OF SATAN (Damion, mgr.) DM 36 COSMOWORLD (turn 472): TIMBER LION of WOLFCATS (Ultraist, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 463): BOB, ETERNAL, of SANDS OF TIME (The Muffin Man, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 202): HOMEY CIDE of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 449): BOZO of CLOWNING AROUND (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 398): SPIDER-MAN of WENSINWASIN M.H. (Youngblood, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 189): POSITION IS EMPTY DM 59 ILLIS (turn 177): SVAD BONEGRIN of DAMAGE INC. (Tripwire, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 348): BUS of PUBLIC TRANSIT (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 154): ORPHAN of X-POSSE (Savant, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 391): TUM of FROM THE FACE from TALCAMA (Shocking Toad, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 512): MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 397): THE GOLDEN FISH (Nick, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 517): FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 513): PURPLE AND GOLD (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 512): JOHNS (Dear, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 516): DARK PANTHEON (Doc Steele, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 513): WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 508): TERRAPIN STATION (Floyd, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 499): PENTARCHIE-18 (The Pentalque, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 498): GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.) DM 36 COSMOWORLD (turn 472): WOLFCATS (Ultraist, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 463): BOY O'S (Papa Bear, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 202): CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 449): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 398): DARK HORSEMEN (Nick, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 189): KATHOUSE (Kat, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 177): CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 348): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Nick, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 154): X-POSSE (Savant, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 391): ODD SQUAD, etc. (Doc Steele, mgr.) Recent Graduates ----------------- DM 3 OSKSI (turn 517): DEWEY of GAMES LIBRARY (Nick, mgr.) FROSTY of THE NUKES (Fusion, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 512): EXCURSION of BLADES OF MIST (Lord Andarus, mgr.) GROTESQUE of DARK TOADS (TigToad, mgr.) SYNDICATE of ORCCON THUGS (DMobster, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 516): THIRD OMEN of DARK PANTHEON (Doc Steele, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 507): GRACIE of SPRINGBORN (Still, mgr.) LUNELLE of THE MOONDOGS (Nick, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 499): MARY of SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 498): GINA TAILIA of FEVER PITCH (Alfredo Frothingslosh, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 462): KORRIBIE of JINDA-BAN (Nick, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 201): LAHRS ENNY of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.) ANGELOST of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 397): APPLE of FRUITS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 188): CERISA of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jinda, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 177): SVAD BONEGRIN of DAMAGE INC. (Tripwire, mgr.) SLIPPERY NIPPLE of HANGOVERS (Crip, mgr.) FLAMING DRAMBUIE of HANGOVERS (Crip, mgr.) (turn 176): PLAGUEBEARER of SHADOWLAND (DeGotti, mgr.) THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM Reflections by the Keeper of the Runeblade Not all that sure why Desiree wanted a Column on a fight where I just demolished Rob A. Ree, but, well, here's what I have. I just came from Home Guard where my brother in arms, Jakuch Ito, and I ruled for the last bunch of turns. With Time Square the three of use held down Captain of the Guard off and on. We are all fast LU's, it seemed to come down to who was more decisive. As Jakuchu Ito is 7' tall and does a whole bunch of damage he seemed to get the better of Time Square. As I wouldn't challenge Jakuchu he held the throne longer than I; however, now that we are in the toughest arena in Alastari I expect I'll hold the Runeblade much more than he. I feel badly for those below us as we should hold the Blade for the majority of our stay here. I was Runner-Up in Champions and Jakuchu Ito is just a BEAST. Well, that's all for now. I am pleased to reign in Darkholm and look forward to competition. Tum P.S. To clear up any confusion, my manager is Shocking Toad, NOT Tum. I was named in honor of the great manager and Shocking Toad appreciates all Manager Tum did for him at his first Face to Face! REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER Brave men and women (and golems) of Darkholm! TUM (18-7380) (35-19-2,258) of FROM THE FACE challenged DARK GUMBY (7-4694) (64-41- 1,287) of WASTELAND II. TUM was handily defeated by DARK GUMBY in a 1 minute one- sided Challenge Title match. Interestingly, this was a lunger vs. waste fight and although DG has a lot more fights showing, I would've bet on Tum. Tum, I thank you much for the DM column and it's too bad you were beaten by Dark Gumby because I suspect he won't write one. Good luck getting up to the top again. In his column, Tum mentioned Jakuchu as someone likely to take the title. Let's see how he did.... JAKUCHU ITO (7-5102) (39-16-1,307) of NINJAS challenged SPEEDI (58- 3029) (112-86-3,249) of SHAMROCKS. JAKUCHU ITO devastated SPEEDI in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest. Well, that's a step in the right direction. Just two TV challenges went through this turn: NUMBERED WON (18-7434) (30-33-0,155) of NEXT GENERATION TV challenged TOLAIS DEEPHEART (42-1620) (97-106-0,194) of DELVERS. NUMBERED WON was bested by TOLAIS DEEPHEART in a 2 minute Challenge fight. Going for skills I'm sure. WIGGLER (18-8088) (21-6-1,99) of THUNDR + LITENING TV challenged BRADEN (6-4867) (60-100-1,49) of THE LADY'S LIST. WIGGLER devastated BRADEN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel. Wasteland II avoided Thunder + Litening. Okay. I might do the same if I were a team like that. Our most challenged warrior was Tornado. CHIEF STORMCLOUD (51-4306) (32-11-1,191) of RAINDANCE challenged TORNADO (6-2249) (35-52-2,192) of ACTS OF NATURE. You could make a play on words out of that--storm cloud, tornado. But I'll spare you since I'm tired. CHIEF STORMCLOUD was demolished by TORNADO in a 1 minute Challenge competition. A seer predicted that if nobody was killed in the arena this turn, it would rain. MUCKER (42-3596) (62-70-1,205) of DELVERS fought PEGASUS (6-4161) (29-40-1,156) of KREWE OF DRUID. MUCKER executed PEGASUS in a popular 1 minute uneven duel. But it rained anyway. How about that! You don't expect an overall popularity leader to ever be on the winning side of the word "outwaited." And yet, CRACK IS CHEAP (82-18422) (28-14- 0,175) of NEGATIVE CASH FLOW fought LINK (6-5144) (29-54-2,148) of SUPER BASH BROTHERS. CRACK IS CHEAP outwaited LINK in an action packed 7 minute gory bout. Must have outwaited him in a very unexpected way, by standing on his hands perhaps. I wouldn't know; I had stepped out for a break. Actually I was told that he mimed what Link was doing--staggering around and so on. The audience liked seeing every action echoed. Link, I understand, was seriously pissed off. And this turn's favorite was Bass, but it wasn't a scum sympathy vote. BASS (5-3666) (62-101-2,216) of JOHNS fought ONE A DAY (98-799) (28-23-3,209) of MY DRUGS. BASS was unbelievably bested by ONE A DAY in an exciting 5 minute bloody fray. There was a try at the endurance record. MUMPHY CHICK (1-5487) (26-1-0,165) of LEGENDS OF STEELE challenged RED FUSION (6-5480) (32-7-0,123) of IT'S NEW!. MUMPHY CHICK viciously subdued RED FUSION in a slow 1070 minute Challenge competition. Almost eighteen hours, not a record by any means but a good try. Of course the crowd wasn't very pleased and there were things thrown. The worst was a diaper. Well filled. That's all. I want to go to bed now. See you in fourteen! Desiree KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY DARK GUMBY 7-4694 65 41 1 306 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY RAMZA 7-4340 67 36 2 346 BLADES OF ICE (192) BONSUR JAKUCHU ITO 7-5102 40 16 1 331 NINJAS (1107) BONSUR DR NUT 24-4254 65 40 2 271 DP CLONES (1045) ZORPUNT WHIRLING WORD 48-3815 76 41 1 243 4-LETTER WORDS (1063) CAER ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 54 24 1 226 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE BLACK WIDOW 37-1303 69 74 3 225 BEAST MASTERS (136) SIBIKHAS MUCKER 42-3596 63 70 2 225 DELVERS (1000) RODEKI DR DAZZLE 57-4485 71 35 2 217 PEPPER PRACTICE II (1069) ANDOR ONE A DAY 98-799 29 23 3 217 MY DRUGS (1179) SYVYN'S HILL DEORNE 7-2529 80 57 1 216 BLADES OF ICE (192) BONSUR WHIRLING DOG 10-4177 71 35 1 215 MONGREL HORDE (964) KOLACT STARBUCK 6-5387 42 31 0 214 SCIENCE FICTION (1191) TRANSEL TORNADO 6-2249 36 52 2 214 ACTS OF NATURE (415) TRANSEL SUPER BUM 82-18411 32 14 0 212 FLAT BROKE (1184) DWES EG GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY DOC STEELE 18-6010 63 118 6 210 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA A NEW PONY! 82-1306 32 37 0 209 WHAT I ATE FOR XMAS (1114) DWES EG DUSKY JAWFISH 18-6978 49 55 1 206 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA MAHI MAHI 18-4899 106 68 1 205 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA KYLIE 18-6057 33 28 1 205 UNTOUCHABLES (1212) TALCAMA GRINGOLD 7-2416 27 30 2 205 THE CUTTHROATS (203) BONSUR RAZOX 7-2400 86 58 1 204 BLADES OF ICE (192) BONSUR NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317 29 22 1 204 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA THRENODY 4-4557 39 43 1 203 BLADES OF MIST (959) JHELUM SCHYLER 6-4866 61 100 1 202 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL CLEANER WRASSE 18-6495 81 66 2 201 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA BASS 5-3666 62 102 2 200 JOHNS (927) KALTOS HE HATE ME 18-7820 27 28 2 199 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA A DIFFERENT GRAPE 82-1258 45 40 1 198 MY WIFE'S COSMETICS (1038) DWES EG MIMIC BLENNY 18-7541 41 26 1 198 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA JANAE 5-3867 63 48 3 197 BLADES OF CHAOS (961) KALTOS SPEEDI 58-3029 112 87 3 196 SHAMROCKS (424) DELARQ TOR TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620 98 106 0 196 DELVERS (1000) RODEKI JACK BOY 82-2030 85 62 0 196 ON A WHIM (1014) DWES EG GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY OBSESSIVE 58-2447 52 53 1 196 ELEMENTS OF PSI (423) DELARQ TOR TUM 18-7380 35 20 2 196 FROM THE FACE (1213) TALCAMA -HAIR LIP! 82-3261 18 17 1 196 PUNCHLINES (1115) DWES EG ROLEX WATCH 32-3732 54 53 1 195 LUST MUPPETS (1036) ARVAT -ROB A. REE 39-3241 45 30 1 194 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN COOLER 82-7277 40 32 1 189 STYROFOAM (1090) DWES EG -ANTONIO 10-2554 42 53 2 187 WHOA! JUMP BACK! (763) KOLACT TAPS 96-841 29 27 5 187 MUSIC TO KILL BY (1119) OLD VALAMANTIS CYCLOPS 7-4625 26 29 1 185 BIG BAD (1073) BONSUR SMOOGIE 82-2247 16 14 1 184 STREET PIZZAD III (1190) DWES EG MISS HONEY 36-4850 72 72 0 183 SCARRY TEAM (824) JHANS SULTAN 10-4516 30 8 1 182 SIR AGLIO (600) KOLACT HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH 18-6977 54 49 0 181 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA LIFE 3-4196 46 141 0 181 GAMES LIBRARY (998) OSKSI ISHINOMORI 7-5390 36 12 1 181 NINJAS (1107) BONSUR CHIEF STORMCLOUD 51-4306 32 12 1 181 RAINDANCE (1106) TRICORUS GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY DOC STEELE 18-6808 50 73 1 178 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA RENAE 7-4304 68 45 3 177 BLADES OF ICE (192) BONSUR PTI 7-5412 31 15 0 177 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422 29 14 0 177 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (1197) DWES EG SALESGUN 1-6745 26 40 2 174 LEGENDS OF STEELE (1047) MORDANT MUMPHY CHICK 1-5487 27 1 0 169 LEGENDS OF STEELE (1047) MORDANT QUID PRO QUO 10-4794 36 24 1 165 QUBIT (1140) KOLACT -SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435 34 23 3 165 INDULGENT DRINKS (1153) TROCAR SHINY PENNY 32-3789 38 77 2 162 FOUND IN THE SAND (1034) ARVAT REDEMPTION 4-4868 30 23 1 162 BLADES OF MIST (959) JHELUM NUMBERED WON 18-7434 30 34 0 161 NEXT GENERATION (1150) TALCAMA SUX0R 5-4560 30 11 0 160 MORE NEW TEAMS 2 (1188) KALTOS ASHANTI 6-5352 28 37 5 160 KREWE OF DRUID (1186) TRANSEL PEGASUS 6-4161 29 41 1 157 KREWE OF DRUID (1186) TRANSEL TOWER 7-4461 46 27 1 154 BLADES OF ICE (192) BONSUR GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY LINK 6-5144 29 55 2 150 SUPER BASH BROTHERS (1067) TRANSEL MAGINOT MIKE 4-4509 61 75 1 146 DOGS OF WAR (999) JHELUM -ARSONIST ART 39-3325 36 33 0 146 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN WENT TO MARKET 25-4288 28 30 2 145 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162) LYRATILAN -EMILY 17-5753 35 22 0 141 BLADES OF STEEL (1211) ALJAFIR -B.A. TURRY 39-3383 24 30 2 137 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN RED FUSION 6-5480 32 8 0 133 IT'S NEW! (1195) TRANSEL -BORGUS BASHIMUS 58-6097 22 33 1 126 NEXT GENERATION (1075) DELARQ TOR QSTAFF INFECTION 82-14523 15 6 0 126 DIRTY INFIRMARY (1206) DWES EG HITZ 82-10428 12 7 0 124 4-LETTER DOCTORS (1204) DWES EG BEAR 7-4628 27 52 1 114 BIG BAD (1073) BONSUR WIGGLER 18-8088 22 6 1 101 THUNDR + LITENING (309) TALCAMA GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY FRIED TWINKIE 5-4562 28 9 0 100 MORE NEW TEAMS 2 (1188) KALTOS -APPLE 51-5169 31 5 1 99 FRUITS (1222) TRICORUS -MY1STADMWARRIOR 37-4668 25 10 1 95 SRETSAMLEUD (1134) SIBIKHAS GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY STRAFE 82-11158 24 15 0 90 BLACK PRIMERS (1187) DWES EG THE CUTICLE DANCE 82-13639 14 5 1 90 DON'T ASK (1205) DWES EG NARCISSISTIC NUN 69-8644 14 7 0 86 ODD SQUAD (1217) CIMMERIAC ENDYMION 6-4163 27 44 1 80 KREWE OF DRUID (1186) TRANSEL -PEON NECROMANCER 18-7856 23 16 5 76 SRETSAMLEUD (1183) TALCAMA -MARY 18-8168 19 16 1 74 SHEPHERDS (432) TALCAMA TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463 23 19 0 71 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836 20 15 0 70 I'M SO SEXY (1072) RODEKI YUENGLING 82-16265 14 5 1 65 LOCAL BEER (1219) DWES EG GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY -BET OR NOT DIE 62-3981 17 12 3 59 SRETSAMLEUD (1203) VALAMANTIS JOCK 82-10452 7 6 0 59 4-LETTER ITCHES (1218) DWES EG BRADEN 6-4867 60 101 1 56 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL HEAT 98-981 12 11 4 54 WHAT A TREAT (1201) SYVYN'S HILL WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 23 70 2 52 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME -YOU 62-4002 17 9 1 47 SRETSAMLEUD (1203) VALAMANTIS A. CAPONE 18-3228 14 17 3 38 UNTOUCHABLES (1212) TALCAMA -PUD #20 82-19855 14 9 0 31 MORE NEW TEAMS 4 (1220) DWES EG MEN WORKING 38-4189 29 64 1 27 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME 2 62-2976 24 20 3 27 NUMBERS (937) VALAMANTIS '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN PEGASUS 6-4161 29 41 1 KREWE OF DRUID 1186 MUCKER 42-3596 392 PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE Numbered Won -- Have you considered that perhaps we should stop meeting like this? People are beginning to talk. -- Tolais Deepheart Arsonist Art -- You FOOL! There IS no art in arson, it is CRUDE. -- Life of Osksi Tornado -- Didn't do you any good to huff and puff, did it? I just hunkered down in the mine shaft and I was FINE. -- Mucker Ishinomori -- I wish, but I have a feeling there'll be a lot of "mori" from you. -- Maginot Mike 15 December 2004 The Company of Brothers Alliance would like to welcome Azereth as our newest member. We are sure he will be an asset to both our alliance and the dueling community! -- Baphomet, Co-Founder T.C.B. 24 December 2004 Due to requests, the Turf War IV will be postponed until turn 225 (approx May/June 2005). Sorry about the inconvenience. -- Baphomet, host of TW 4 LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS NUMBERED WON was bested by TOLAIS DEEPHEART in a 2 minute Challenge fight. WIGGLER devastated BRADEN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel. TUM was handily defeated by DARK GUMBY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge Title match. JAKUCHU ITO devastated SPEEDI in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest. CHIEF STORMCLOUD was demolished by TORNADO in a 1 minute Challenge competition. STARBUCK defeated MIMIC BLENNY in a exciting 4 minute Challenge struggle. MUMPHY CHICK viciously subdued RED FUSION in a slow 1070 minute Challenge competition. ISHINOMORI viciously subdued SALESGUN in a action packed 3 minute Challenge duel. HE HATE ME overpowered DOC STEELE in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge duel. STRAFE defeated WORK IN PROGRESS in a 1 minute Challenge match. TAPS was handily defeated by A NEW PONY! in a 1 minute one-sided bout. JACK BOY was demolished by DR NUT in a crowd pleasing 2 minute mismatched match. ETCHED IN STONE luckily beat GRINGOLD in a crowd pleasing 5 minute gory match. WHIRLING WORD overcame KYLIE in a popular 3 minute gruesome conflict. RAMZA defeated NEOSPHINCTER in a 2 minute struggle. BASS was unbelievably bested by ONE A DAY in a exciting 5 minute bloody fray. JANAE was devastated by DR DAZZLE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided brawl. PTI was demolished by BLACK WIDOW in a exciting 2 minute gory one-sided bout. WHIRLING DOG handily defeated CYCLOPS in a popular 1 minute mismatched competition. SCHYLER was unbelievably bested by SUPER BUM in a popular 4 minute match. MAHI MAHI handily defeated QUID PRO QUO in a 1 minute uneven duel. CLEANER WRASSE devastated REDEMPTION in a 1 minute one-sided bout. HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH was defeated by ROLEX WATCH in a action packed 1 minute fight. DUSKY JAWFISH overpowered SMOOGIE in a 2 minute uneven fight. THRENODY luckily beat COOLER in a exciting 3 minute gruesome bout. MUCKER executed PEGASUS in a popular 1 minute uneven duel. RAZOX overcame OBSESSIVE in a 2 minute bloody bout. RENAE was vanquished by DOC STEELE in a popular 2 minute gruesome one-sided bout. DEORNE viciously subdued A DIFFERENT GRAPE in a exciting 6 minute brutal fight. SUX0R was savagely defeated by LIFE in a exciting 12 minute brutal fight. SULTAN overpowered QSTAFF INFECTION in a 1 minute one-sided fray. TOWER bested WENT TO MARKET in a popular 1 minute duel. MISS HONEY devastated ASHANTI in a 1 minute one-sided battle. CRACK IS CHEAP outwaited LINK in a action packed 7 minute gory bout. SHINY PENNY subdued MAGINOT MIKE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal match. BEAR lost to HITZ in a popular 1 minute bout. FRIED TWINKIE slimly won victory over THE CUTICLE DANCE in a 3 minute bout. HEAT was savagely defeated by YUENGLING in a action packed 1 minute competition. A. CAPONE was overpowered by JOCK in a 1 minute uneven battle. MEN WORKING was vanquished by TASTY HANGNAIL in a 1 minute one-sided struggle. ENDYMION was overcome by NARCISSISTIC NUN in a crowd pleasing 6 minute duel. STUPID SEXY FLANDERS overpowered COCKY SPECTATOR in a 1 minute one-sided brawl. 2 was overcome by COCKY SPECTATOR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal melee. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |LUNGING ATTACK 27 WALL OF STEEL 85 - 50 - 0 63 | |TOTAL PARRY 13 TOTAL PARRY 71 - 55 - 0 56 | |WALL OF STEEL 13 LUNGING ATTACK 132 - 106 - 5 55 | |AIMED BLOW 8 PARRY-STRIKE 8 - 9 - 0 47 | |SLASHING ATTACK 7 SLASHING ATTACK 36 - 43 - 1 46 | |BASHING ATTACK 6 AIMED BLOW 39 - 47 - 0 45 | |PARRY-LUNGE 4 PARRY-LUNGE 13 - 17 - 0 43 | |STRIKING ATTACK 4 STRIKING ATTACK 19 - 25 - 0 43 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 - 14 - 0 33 | |PARRY-STRIKE 0 BASHING ATTACK 15 - 55 - 0 21 | Turn 392 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: TOTAL PARRY 9 - 4 LUNGING ATTACK 13 - 14 5 LUNGING ATTACK AIMED BLOW 5 - 3 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 5 3 TOTAL PARRY WALL OF STEEL 8 - 5 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 5 2 WALL OF STEEL PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME WALL OF STEEL DARK GUMBY 7-4694 65 41 1 306 WASTELAND II (500) LUNGING ATTACK RAMZA 7-4340 67 36 2 346 BLADES OF ICE (192) TOTAL PARRY ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 54 24 1 226 CEMENTIA (1112) SLASHING ATTACK BLACK WIDOW 37-1303 69 74 3 225 BEAST MASTERS (136) STRIKING ATTACK TORNADO 6-2249 36 52 2 214 ACTS OF NATURE (415) AIMED BLOW A NEW PONY! 82-1306 32 37 0 209 WHAT I ATE FOR XMAS (1114) PARRY-LUNGE JANAE 5-3867 63 48 3 197 BLADES OF CHAOS (961) PARRY-RIPOSTE TAPS 96-841 29 27 5 187 MUSIC TO KILL BY (1119) BASHING ATTACK CYCLOPS 7-4625 26 29 1 185 BIG BAD (1073) The overall popularity leader is CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422. The most popular warrior this turn was BASS 5-3666. The ten other most popular fighters were LINK 6-5144, GRINGOLD 7-2416, DEORNE 7-2529, LIFE 3-4196, SCHYLER 6-4866, ENDYMION 6-4163, ISHINOMORI 7-5390, COOLER 82-7277, STARBUCK 6-5387, and A DIFFERENT GRAPE 82-1258. The least popular fighter this week was RED FUSION 6-5480. The other ten least popular fighters were MUMPHY CHICK 1-5487, MEN WORKING 38-4189, A. CAPONE 18-3228, ASHANTI 6-5352, REDEMPTION 4-4868, QUID PRO QUO 10-4794, BRADEN 6-4867, NARCISSISTIC NUN 69-8644, HEAT 98-981, and QSTAFF INFECTION 82-14523. Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K MORDANT(1) 1 1 0 LYRATILAN(25) 0 1 0 ANDOR(57) 1 0 0 OSKSI(3) 1 0 0 ARVAT(32) 2 0 0 DELARQ TOR(58) 0 2 0 JHELUM(4) 1 2 0 JHANS(36) 1 0 0 JURINE(61) 1 0 0 KALTOS(5) 1 3 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 1 0 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 0 1 0 TRANSEL(6) 2 7 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 2 0 CIMMERIAC(69) 1 0 0 BONSUR(7) 8 5 0 RODEKI(42) 3 0 1 DWES EG(82) 7 6 0 KOLACT(10) 2 1 0 CAER(48) 1 0 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 0 1 0 TALCAMA(18) 6 8 0 TRICORUS(51) 0 1 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 1 1 0 ZORPUNT(24) 1 0 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY SALESGUN 1-6745 26 40 2 174 LEGENDS OF STEELE (1047) MORDANT LIFE 3-4196 46 141 0 181 GAMES LIBRARY (998) OSKSI THRENODY 4-4557 39 43 1 203 BLADES OF MIST (959) JHELUM BASS 5-3666 62 102 2 200 JOHNS (927) KALTOS STARBUCK 6-5387 42 31 0 214 SCIENCE FICTION (1191) TRANSEL DARK GUMBY 7-4694 65 41 1 306 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR WHIRLING DOG 10-4177 71 35 1 215 MONGREL HORDE (964) KOLACT DOC STEELE 18-6010 63 118 6 210 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA DR NUT 24-4254 65 40 2 271 DP CLONES (1045) ZORPUNT WENT TO MARKET 25-4288 28 30 2 145 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162) LYRATILAN ROLEX WATCH 32-3732 54 53 1 195 LUST MUPPETS (1036) ARVAT MISS HONEY 36-4850 72 72 0 183 SCARRY TEAM (824) JHANS BLACK WIDOW 37-1303 69 74 3 225 BEAST MASTERS (136) SIBIKHAS WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 23 70 2 52 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME MUCKER 42-3596 63 70 2 225 DELVERS (1000) RODEKI WHIRLING WORD 48-3815 76 41 1 243 4-LETTER WORDS (1063) CAER CHIEF STORMCLOUD 51-4306 32 12 1 181 RAINDANCE (1106) TRICORUS DR DAZZLE 57-4485 71 35 2 217 PEPPER PRACTICE II (1069) ANDOR SPEEDI 58-3029 112 87 3 196 SHAMROCKS (424) DELARQ TOR ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 54 24 1 226 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE 2 62-2976 24 20 3 27 NUMBERS (937) VALAMANTIS NARCISSISTIC NUN 69-8644 14 7 0 86 ODD SQUAD (1217) CIMMERIAC SUPER BUM 82-18411 32 14 0 212 FLAT BROKE (1184) DWES EG TAPS 96-841 29 27 5 187 MUSIC TO KILL BY (1119) OLD VALAMANTIS ONE A DAY 98-799 29 23 3 217 MY DRUGS (1179) SYVYN'S HILL NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS) For those of you who keep track of such things, 11 additional warriors graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. EEK THE CAT (2-4110) of THE FUNNY FARM HADES (11-5338) of MYTHICAL DRAUGHT DODGER (12-5209) of WISH YOU WERE BEER DRACO MALFOY (18-7115) of HOUSE SLYTHERIN FREAK (18-7300) of RUN AND HYDE BETWEEN THE EYES (60-716) of METAL MILITIA II 6 SHOVELING SANDY (65-3584) of STORMNITE SANDBAGGER BLUE BLOOD (73-3657) of BLACK & BLUE JOCK (82-10452) of 4-LETTER ITCHES WILLIE BROWN (82-13201) of 1976 RAIDERS YUENGLING (82-16265) of LOCAL BEER Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes