DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL
Date : 01/22/2005 Duedate: 02/04/2005
DARKHOLM
DM-104 TURN-393
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 ODD SQUAD 69/1217 1182 430 7 73.3 THE MASTER CLEANSER 38/1223
LEGENDS OF STEELE 1/1047 11-BLADES OF ICE 7/192 419 406 2 50.8
BLACK PRIMERS 82/1187 BLADES OF CHAOS 5/961
THUNDR + LITENING 18/309 BLADES OF MIST 4/959
2-RAINDANCE 51/1106 65 29 2 69.1 BLADES OF STEEL 17/1211
3 MONGREL HORDE 10/964 493 238 3 67.4 BLADES OF ENTROPY 10/1210
4 INDIFFERENCE 7/1194 3 2 0 60.0 BLADES OF DESTINY 60/1216
RUN AND HYDE 18/1221 BLADES OF GRASS 33/1215
JEKYLL'S LAB 82/1199 12 SHAMROCKS 58/424 176 172 3 50.6
5 DON'T ASK 82/1205 1576 1265 16 55.5 13 NINJAS 7/1107 92 113 1 44.9
4-LETTER ITCHES 82/1218 FROM THE FACE 18/1213
LOCAL BEER 82/1219 SCIENCE FICTION 6/1191
4-LETTER WORDS 48/1063 14-INDULGENT DR 54/1153 81 101 2 44.5
DIRTY INFIRMARY 82/1206 CRIMINAL ELEMENT 39/1074
4-LETTER DOCTORS 82/1204 15 THE CUTTHROATS 7/203 40 59 2 40.4
WHAT I ATE FOR XMAS 82/1114 16 MUSIC TO KIL 96/1119 58 86 0 40.3
STREET PIZZAD III 82/1190 COSMIC FREAK OUT 21/1225
MY WIFE'S COSMETICS 82/1038 17 BEAST MASTERS 37/136 155 232 3 40.1
LUST MUPPETS 32/1036 ELEMENTS OF PSI 58/423
PUNCHLINES 82/1115 KREWE OF DRUID 6/1186
6 NUMBERS 62/937 1736 1463 6 54.3 ACTS OF NATURE 6/415
FLAT BROKE 82/1184 18 DELVERS 42/1000 250 403 2 38.3
CEMENTIA 61/1112 DOGS OF WAR 4/999
MORE NEW TEAMS 2 5/1188 GAMES LIBRARY 3/998
DP CLONES 24/1045 19 JOHNS 5/927 829 1464 17 36.2
PEPPER PRACTICE II 57/1069 SCARRY TEAM 36/824
NEGATIVE CASH FLOW 82/1197 ARROGANCE 18/732
WASTELAND 18/468 THE LADY'S LIST 6/917
WASTELAND II 7/500 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151
IT'S NEW! 6/1195 20 BIG BAD 7/1073 517 973 9 34.7
I'M SO SEXY 42/1072 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY 25/1162
WHAT A TREAT 98/1201 NEXT GENERATION 18/1150
MY DRUGS 98/1179 NEXT GENERATION 58/1075
MORE NEW TEAMS 4 82/1220 BAD GERMS 28/1224
7 STYROFOAM 82/1090 1128 987 8 53.3 FOUND IN THE SAND 32/1034
8 QUBIT 10/1140 574 512 2 52.9 SUPER BASH BROTHERS 6/1067
ON A WHIM 82/1014 FRUITS 51/1222
SIR AGLIO 10/600 21-UNTOUCHABLES 18/1212 1 2 0 33.3
9 WHOA! JUMP BA 10/763 80 77 1 51.0 22 SONS OF SATA 21/1214 0 3 0 0.0
10 BIG MEAN FISH 18/292 699 677 6 50.8
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 513): GOOEYDUCK of LAB EXPERIMENTS (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 398): PROWESS of KNOT WHOLE (Sultan, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 518): WOLF SPIDER of SIMPLY DESSERTS (Sweet Tooth, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 514): DREAMER of DREAMERS (Sleepy, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 513): FREDERICK DOUGLASS of I'M HISTORY (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 517): STEAL SHANK of DARK PENNACLE (Dincuru Feadagnor, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 514): BENDER of BLADES OF ICE (Lord Andarus, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 509): LADY DIVAN of SPRINGBORN (Still, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 500): MEET DEATH of INANIMATE TOFU (Talon Volksie, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 499): MINOS of SONS OF SATAN (Damion, mgr.)
DM 36 COSMOWORLD (turn 473): TIMBER LION of WOLFCATS (Ultraist, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 464): BOB, ETERNAL, of SANDS OF TIME (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 203): HOMEY CIDE of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 450): BOZO of CLOWNING AROUND (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 399): HANNAH of AMAZON ELITE (Doc Miracle, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 190): DAROSHTAN of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jinda, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 178): LONDON QUIREBOY of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 349): BUS of PUBLIC TRANSIT (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 155): ORPHAN of X-POSSE (Savant, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 392): DARK GUMBY of WASTELAND II from BONSUR (The Muffin Man)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 513): MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 398): THE GOLDEN FISH (Nick, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 518): OUR HIGHEST HONOR (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 514): PURPLE AND GOLD (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 513): I'M HISTORY (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 517): BATTLE BEASTS (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 514): WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 509): TERRAPIN STATION (Floyd, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 500): PENTARCHIE-18 (The Pentalque, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 499): none
DM 36 COSMOWORLD (turn 473): KAMIKAZI (Turtle, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 464): BOY O'S (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 203): CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 450): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 399): DARK HORSEMEN (Nick, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 190): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jinda, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 178): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 349): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Nick, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 155): X-POSSE (Savant, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 392): ODD SQUAD, etc. (Doc Steele, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 513): GOOEYDUCK of LAB EXPERIMENTS (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 398): FORMIDABLE of KNOT WHOLE (Sultan, mgr.)
YELLOW PIKE of THE GOLDEN FISH (Nick, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 517): DEWEY of GAMES LIBRARY (Nick, mgr.)
FROSTY of THE NUKES (Fusion, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 516): THIRD OMEN of DARK PANTHEON (Doc Steele, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 499): MARY of SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 499): MINOS of SONS OF SATAN (Damion, mgr.)
I SEE SOUNDS of COSMIC FREAK OUT (Floyd, mgr.)
(turn 498): GINA TAILIA of FEVER PITCH (Alfredo Frothingslosh, mgr.)
DM 36 COSMOWORLD (turn 473): DONNA of BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 462): KORRIBIE of JINDA-BAN (Nick, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 177): SVAD BONEGRIN of DAMAGE INC. (Tripwire, mgr.)
SLIPPERY NIPPLE of HANGOVERS (Crip, mgr.)
FLAMING DRAMBUIE of HANGOVERS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 349): BUS of PUBLIC TRANSIT (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 155): CANNONBALL of X-POSSE (Savant, mgr.)
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Citizens of the Federation, well met!
We had three TV challenges go through this turn! Woo hoo!
SUPER BUM (82-18411) (32-14-0,212) of FLAT BROKE TV challenged MUCKER (42-
3596) (63-70-2,225) of DELVERS. SUPER BUM bested MUCKER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute
Challenge fight. Nicely done, but I still extend my thanks to Mucker for writing a
personal ad.
NUMBERED WON (18-7434) (30-34-0,161) of NEXT GENERATION TV challenged
TOLAIS DEEPHEART (42-1620) (98-106-0,196) of DELVERS. NUMBERED WON slimly lost to
TOLAIS DEEPHEART in a 3 minute Challenge battle. Oops. And thank you, Tolais, for
your personal ad.
WIGGLER (18-8088) (22-6-1,101) of THUNDR + LITENING TV challenged BEAR (7-
4628) (27-52-1,114) of BIG BAD. WIGGLER overpowered BEAR in a 1 minute mismatched
Challenge duel.
Defending the Runeblade, DARK GUMBY (7-4694) (65-41-1,306) of WASTELAND II
fought STARBUCK (6-5387) (42-31-0,214) of SCIENCE FICTION. DARK GUMBY slimly won
victory over STARBUCK in an action packed 5 minute Title fight. This was perhaps the
best fight of the day, in my opinion. DG is the most dynamic Wall of Steel warrior I
have seen since Hansel.
There was one death. I SEE SOUNDS (21-5704) (16-12-1,61) of COSMIC FREAK OUT
fought RHINOVIRUS (28-3754) (14-8-2,52) of BAD GERMS. I SEE SOUNDS was easily killed
by RHINOVIRUS in a 1 minute brutal mismatched fight. I congratulate both warriors
for fighting hard enough to carry the issue to the ultimate.
Maginot Mike was our most challenged warrior this turn. The one who got through
scored a win and, from what I could see, just one skill. BORGUS BASHIMUS (58-6097)
(22-33-1,126) of NEXT GENERATION challenged MAGINOT MIKE (4-4509) (61-75-1,146) of
DOGS OF WAR. BORGUS BASHIMUS devastated MAGINOT MIKE in a 1 minute one-sided
Challenge duel. Too bad they didn't drag the fight out a bit longer: more skills.
Still, I heard BB graciously thank Mike for his time and efforts. It was all a bit
too Andorian if you ask me.
Talking of skill-worthy fights, here's one! TORNADO (6-2249) (36-52-2,214) of
ACTS OF NATURE fought LIFE (3-4196) (46-141-0,181) of GAMES LIBRARY. TORNADO
overpowered LIFE in an exciting 2 minute bloody one-sided fight. If Tornado didn't
learn anything he must be brain-dead. Or easily distracted. The thing about Life's
fights is that his mouth is going the whole time. I've overheard plenty of his
fights from my seat in the front row. He, or rather IT, never stops talking. Quite
often it is talking about the "superior gender attachment" that I suppose it will
never get. Maybe that's a good thing. Ah well. Tornado, incidentally, is our top
striker. Well done, sir.
Despite his unprepossessing name, Crack is Cheap has become our overall
popularity leader. MAHI MAHI (18-4899) (106-68-1,205) of BIG MEAN FISH fought CRACK
IS CHEAP (82-18422) (29-14-0,177) of NEGATIVE CASH FLOW. MAHI MAHI demolished CRACK
IS CHEAP in an action packed 2 minute thrillingly brave bout. Really I don't think
Crack had much of a chance from the start, but he fought with every ounce of effort
that he had.
Well, there was some action but there was also some scumming in this one.
MUMPHY CHICK (1-5487) (27-1-0,169) of LEGENDS OF STEELE fought LINK (6-5144) (29-55-
2,150) of SUPER BASH BROTHERS. MUMPHY CHICK narrowly defeated LINK in an exciting 6
minute brutal struggle. It was the end that was so exciting, when Link rallied his
energy and nearly made a comeback. Mumphy barely won on points.
Nobody seemed to like SSF today... FREAK (18-7300) (21-11-4,78) of RUN AND HYDE
fought STUPID SEXY FLANDERS (42-3836) (20-15-0,70) of I'M SO SEXY. FREAK vanquished
STUPID SEXY FLANDERS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided struggle. Personally, I
never thought of stupidity as sexy, so the name makes me curious. Which is it,
stupid or sexy?
Thundr + Litening was avoided by Wasteland. Well done!
Last as well as least, I offer a bit of advice. If you have to tell someone
something they don't want to hear, don't put it off. Do it as soon as you realize it
needs to be done. If you put it off, it just gets uglier. And that's all, I'll chat
with you again in a fortnight.
Desiree
KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DARK GUMBY 7-4694 66 41 1 320 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JAKUCHU ITO 7-5102 41 16 1 353 NINJAS (1107) BONSUR
-RAMZA 7-4340 67 36 2 346 BLADES OF ICE (192) BONSUR
DR NUT 24-4254 66 40 2 278 DP CLONES (1045) ZORPUNT
BLACK WIDOW 37-1303 70 74 3 256 BEAST MASTERS (136) SIBIKHAS
WHIRLING WORD 48-3815 77 41 1 249 4-LETTER WORDS (1063) CAER
ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 55 24 1 234 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE
WHIRLING DOG 10-4177 72 35 1 225 MONGREL HORDE (964) KOLACT
A NEW PONY! 82-1306 33 37 0 223 WHAT I ATE FOR XMAS (1114) DWES EG
TORNADO 6-2249 37 52 2 222 ACTS OF NATURE (415) TRANSEL
MISS HONEY 36-4850 73 72 0 221 SCARRY TEAM (824) JHANS
MAHI MAHI 18-4899 107 68 1 220 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA
SUPER BUM 82-18411 33 14 0 218 FLAT BROKE (1184) DWES EG
CLEANER WRASSE 18-6495 82 66 2 216 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA
-DEORNE 7-2529 80 57 1 216 BLADES OF ICE (192) BONSUR
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SPEEDI 58-3029 113 87 3 210 SHAMROCKS (424) DELARQ TOR
SCHYLER 6-4866 62 100 1 209 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
ROLEX WATCH 32-3732 55 53 1 209 LUST MUPPETS (1036) ARVAT
TUM 18-7380 36 20 2 209 FROM THE FACE (1213) TALCAMA
DOC STEELE 18-6010 63 119 6 206 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA
BASS 5-3666 62 103 2 205 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
-KYLIE 18-6057 33 28 1 205 UNTOUCHABLES (1212) TALCAMA
-RAZOX 7-2400 86 58 1 204 BLADES OF ICE (192) BONSUR
STARBUCK 6-5387 42 32 0 204 SCIENCE FICTION (1191) TRANSEL
MUCKER 42-3596 63 71 2 203 DELVERS (1000) RODEKI
-THRENODY 4-4557 39 43 1 203 BLADES OF MIST (959) JHELUM
HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH 18-6977 55 49 0 202 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA
A DIFFERENT GRAPE 82-1258 46 40 1 200 MY WIFE'S COSMETICS (1038) DWES EG
MIMIC BLENNY 18-7541 42 26 1 200 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA
OBSESSIVE 58-2447 52 54 1 199 ELEMENTS OF PSI (423) DELARQ TOR
TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620 99 106 0 198 DELVERS (1000) RODEKI
HE HATE ME 18-7820 27 29 2 198 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
-JANAE 5-3867 63 48 3 197 BLADES OF CHAOS (961) KALTOS
-HAIR LIP! 82-3261 18 17 1 196 PUNCHLINES (1115) DWES EG
-ROB A. REE 39-3241 45 30 1 194 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317 29 23 1 194 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
JACK BOY 82-2030 85 63 0 193 ON A WHIM (1014) DWES EG
TAPS 96-841 30 27 5 193 MUSIC TO KILL BY (1119) OLD VALAMANTIS
GRINGOLD 7-2416 27 31 2 192 THE CUTTHROATS (203) BONSUR
ISHINOMORI 7-5390 37 12 1 191 NINJAS (1107) BONSUR
SALESGUN 1-6745 27 40 2 191 LEGENDS OF STEELE (1047) MORDANT
ANTONIO 10-2554 43 53 2 190 WHOA! JUMP BACK! (763) KOLACT
DUSKY JAWFISH 18-6978 49 56 1 188 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA
COOLER 82-7277 40 33 1 188 STYROFOAM (1090) DWES EG
ONE A DAY 98-799 29 24 3 188 MY DRUGS (1179) SYVYN'S HILL
CYCLOPS 7-4625 26 30 1 185 BIG BAD (1073) BONSUR
-SMOOGIE 82-2247 16 14 1 184 STREET PIZZAD III (1190) DWES EG
SULTAN 10-4516 30 9 1 183 SIR AGLIO (600) KOLACT
DR DAZZLE 57-4485 71 36 2 181 PEPPER PRACTICE II (1069) ANDOR
-CHIEF STORMCLOUD 51-4306 32 12 1 181 RAINDANCE (1106) TRICORUS
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422 29 15 0 180 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (1197) DWES EG
DOC STEELE 18-6808 50 74 1 179 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA
PTI 7-5412 31 16 0 179 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-RENAE 7-4304 68 45 3 177 BLADES OF ICE (192) BONSUR
LIFE 3-4196 46 142 0 177 GAMES LIBRARY (998) OSKSI
MUMPHY CHICK 1-5487 28 1 0 172 LEGENDS OF STEELE (1047) MORDANT
QUID PRO QUO 10-4794 37 24 1 168 QUBIT (1140) KOLACT
NUMBERED WON 18-7434 30 35 0 168 NEXT GENERATION (1150) TALCAMA
-SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435 34 23 3 165 INDULGENT DRINKS (1153) TROCAR
ASHANTI 6-5352 28 38 5 164 KREWE OF DRUID (1186) TRANSEL
SHINY PENNY 32-3789 38 78 2 163 FOUND IN THE SAND (1034) ARVAT
-REDEMPTION 4-4868 30 23 1 162 BLADES OF MIST (959) JHELUM
PEGASUS 6-4161 29 42 1 156 KREWE OF DRUID (1186) TRANSEL
-TOWER 7-4461 46 27 1 154 BLADES OF ICE (192) BONSUR
SUX0R 5-4560 30 12 0 154 MORE NEW TEAMS 2 (1188) KALTOS
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LINK 6-5144 29 56 2 150 SUPER BASH BROTHERS (1067) TRANSEL
BORGUS BASHIMUS 58-6097 23 33 1 149 NEXT GENERATION (1075) DELARQ TOR
-ARSONIST ART 39-3325 36 33 0 146 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
GAMBLE 7-4884 20 13 2 146 INDIFFERENCE (1194) BONSUR
RED FUSION 6-5480 33 8 0 145 IT'S NEW! (1195) TRANSEL
WENT TO MARKET 25-4288 28 31 2 143 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162) LYRATILAN
-EMILY 17-5753 35 22 0 141 BLADES OF STEEL (1211) ALJAFIR
-B.A. TURRY 39-3383 24 30 2 137 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
MAGINOT MIKE 4-4509 61 76 1 126 DOGS OF WAR (999) JHELUM
-QSTAFF INFECTION 82-14523 15 6 0 126 DIRTY INFIRMARY (1206) DWES EG
-HITZ 82-10428 12 7 0 124 4-LETTER DOCTORS (1204) DWES EG
WIGGLER 18-8088 23 6 1 118 THUNDR + LITENING (309) TALCAMA
FRIED TWINKIE 5-4562 29 9 0 102 MORE NEW TEAMS 2 (1188) KALTOS
BEAR 7-4628 27 53 1 101 BIG BAD (1073) BONSUR
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-APPLE 51-5169 31 5 1 99 FRUITS (1222) TRICORUS
SPEED MERCHANT 82-15079 18 20 5 97 JEKYLL'S LAB (1199) DWES EG
STRAFE 82-11158 25 15 0 92 BLACK PRIMERS (1187) DWES EG
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FREAK 18-7300 22 11 4 90 RUN AND HYDE (1221) TALCAMA
-THE CUTICLE DANCE 82-13639 14 5 1 90 DON'T ASK (1205) DWES EG
RHINOVIRUS 28-3754 15 8 3 89 BAD GERMS (1224) MORYA
ENDYMION 6-4163 28 44 1 88 KREWE OF DRUID (1186) TRANSEL
NARCISSISTIC NUN 69-8644 15 7 0 88 ODD SQUAD (1217) CIMMERIAC
THANATAR 21-749 21 23 3 77 SONS OF SATAN (1214) SUNSET
TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463 24 19 0 76 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
-MARY 18-8168 19 16 1 74 SHEPHERDS (432) TALCAMA
STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836 20 16 0 65 I'M SO SEXY (1072) RODEKI
-YUENGLING 82-16265 14 5 1 65 LOCAL BEER (1219) DWES EG
BRADEN 6-4867 60 102 1 64 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
-JOCK 82-10452 7 6 0 59 4-LETTER ITCHES (1218) DWES EG
HEAT 98-981 13 11 4 56 WHAT A TREAT (1201) SYVYN'S HILL
WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 23 71 2 55 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
MINOS 21-5805 15 8 1 50 SONS OF SATAN (1214) SUNSET
MEN WORKING 38-4189 29 65 1 48 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
I SEE SOUNDS 21-5704 16 13 1 48 COSMIC FREAK OUT (1225) SUNSET
MALLIA 21-748 21 26 1 47 SONS OF SATAN (1214) SUNSET
2 62-2976 25 20 3 39 NUMBERS (937) VALAMANTIS
-A. CAPONE 18-3228 14 17 3 38 UNTOUCHABLES (1212) TALCAMA
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
I SEE SOUNDS 21-5704 16 13 1 COSMIC FREAK OUT 1225 RHINOVIRUS 28-3754 393
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Numbered Won -- At the rate we're going, I'll have a winning record any day now, and
you'll max on skills. Not a bad deal, although if I should get inducted because of
this, I'm going to be depressed. -- Tolais Deepheart
Pegasus -- Yeah, well, the thing is, I'm a golem, and I have no finer feelings, you
know? Still, I guess I didn't really want you dead. Maimed, maybe, but not dead. --
Mucker
Sux0r -- You're a golem, and YOU have a gender? I find that offensive! Besides, you
have a strange name, which is NOT what a perfectly created golem would HAVE, you
know. We don't court the attention of the hoi polloi. They become JEALOUS of our
perfection. Or else ASHAMED of their own IM-perfection, and some of them even
DESTROY themselves. I will admit that *I* see no reason why they should NOT destroy
themselves and WELCOME to do it, but some people (all flesh-born, of course) feel
that this is BAD. -- Life of Osksi
Shiny Penny -- For my thoughts? My thoughts are, Drat. I was hoping to defeat you,
but I just couldn't manage it. I think it was the sunlight reflecting off your shiny
surface that did it. -- Maginot Mike
24 December 2004
Due to requests, the Turf War IV will be postponed until turn 225 (approx May/June
2005). Sorry about the inconvenience. -- Baphomet, host of TW 4
12 January 2005
On Jhans turn number 476 (due on Feb. 16, 2005) the Second Annual kLk St. Valentine's
Massacre Kill Contest will begin. The rules are simple; the team with the most kills
on the last turn wins. Last year's winner was Shocking Toad. Can he repeat? Could
DOOMcorps crush all challengers? Will the kLk prevail? Or will you be the
independent manager to show that alliances aren't all that? Come on to Jhans and
let's find out!
Prizes are: 1st. Renaming of a Dark Arena monster and five roll-up
certificates or $25.00 deposited in your account.
2nd. Renaming of a Stand-In monster.
Come on and celebrate the Delarquan way!
Azrael
15 January 2005
BR 4 is upon us! First turn is due on 1/29/05. Many thanks to RSI for helping
supply a great prize for the winner and those who meet the 90% endurance criteria.
Winning prize: 6 months free play, a +1 bonus potion, a limited damage potion,
a favorites knowledge potion, a minor stat-switch prize, and renaming a Dark Arena
creature.
Endurance prizes: a +1 bonus potion to all teams that fight 90% of the possible
fights during the contest.
For details, visit Talcama's newletter or http://www.geocities.com/assurnasir/br4
To join, simply bring a team to DM 18, announce your entry in the personals, and
follow the very simple rule of not avoiding!
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SUPER BUM bested MUCKER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge fight.
NUMBERED WON slimly lost to TOLAIS DEEPHEART in a 3 minute Challenge battle.
WIGGLER overpowered BEAR in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
SALESGUN devastated SUX0R in a exciting 1 minute bloody one-sided Challenge fight.
BORGUS BASHIMUS devastated MAGINOT MIKE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
NARCISSISTIC NUN unbelievably bested BRADEN in a 5 minute Challenge competition.
STRAFE vanquished WORK IN PROGRESS in a 2 minute uneven Challenge duel.
DARK GUMBY slimly won victory over STARBUCK in a action packed 5 minute Title fight.
ETCHED IN STONE defeated DOC STEELE in a exciting 5 minute gruesome fight.
TORNADO overpowered LIFE in a exciting 2 minute bloody one-sided fight.
BLACK WIDOW handily defeated SOLACIA in a exciting 2 minute bloody one-sided contest.
DR NUT savagely defeated OBSESSIVE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory conflict.
WHIRLING WORD won victory over BASS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bout.
JAKUCHU ITO vanquished JACK BOY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody one-sided fray.
DR DAZZLE was devastated by MISS HONEY in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
WHIRLING DOG overpowered HE HATE ME in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
ONE A DAY was savagely defeated by HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH in a 3 minute conflict.
SULTAN was beaten by A NEW PONY! in a action packed 2 minute fight.
MAHI MAHI demolished CRACK IS CHEAP in a action packed 2 minute gruesome uneven bout.
CLEANER WRASSE devastated NEOSPHINCTER in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
DUSKY JAWFISH was overpowered by ROLEX WATCH in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
ANTONIO vanquished PEGASUS in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
TUM demolished GRINGOLD in a action packed 1 minute one-sided melee.
MIMIC BLENNY handily defeated ASHANTI in a exciting 1 minute uneven bout.
ISHINOMORI viciously subdued CYCLOPS in a exciting 2 minute gory duel.
TAPS defeated DOC STEELE in a action packed 4 minute duel.
COOLER was defeated by SCHYLER in a exciting 1 minute match.
A DIFFERENT GRAPE overpowered SHINY PENNY in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
SPEEDI overpowered PTI in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome one-sided fray.
MUMPHY CHICK narrowly defeated LINK in a exciting 6 minute brutal struggle.
QUID PRO QUO unbelievably bested GAMBLE in a 2 minute gruesome bout.
RED FUSION luckily beat WENT TO MARKET in a exciting 3 minute bloody match.
FRIED TWINKIE luckily beat MEN WORKING in a popular 4 minute gory duel.
THANATAR was vanquished by SPEED MERCHANT in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
TASTY HANGNAIL demolished MALLIA in a 1 minute uneven competition.
HEAT savagely defeated DEBBY TONTE in a exciting 2 minute gruesome fight.
FREAK vanquished STUPID SEXY FLANDERS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided struggle.
I SEE SOUNDS was easily killed by RHINOVIRUS in a 1 minute brutal mismatched fight.
MINOS was handily defeated by ENDYMION in a exciting 1 minute mismatched melee.
2 narrowly defeated INKEEPER'S SON in a 12 minute brutal fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 21 WALL OF STEEL 86 - 44 - 0 66 |
|TOTAL PARRY 12 LUNGING ATTACK 133 - 104 - 6 56 |
|WALL OF STEEL 10 TOTAL PARRY 70 - 56 - 0 56 |
|AIMED BLOW 9 SLASHING ATTACK 35 - 43 - 1 45 |
|BASHING ATTACK 8 AIMED BLOW 39 - 49 - 0 44 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 7 STRIKING ATTACK 19 - 25 - 0 43 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 PARRY-LUNGE 12 - 17 - 0 41 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 PARRY-STRIKE 7 - 10 - 0 41 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 8 - 13 - 0 38 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 BASHING ATTACK 14 - 55 - 0 20 |
Turn 393 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
WALL OF STEEL 8 - 2 AIMED BLOW 4 - 5 4 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 7 3 WALL OF STEEL
TOTAL PARRY 7 - 5 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 3 1 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 11 - 10 1 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL DARK GUMBY 7-4694 66 41 1 320 WASTELAND II (500)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK JAKUCHU ITO 7-5102 41 16 1 353 NINJAS (1107)
SLASHING ATTACK BLACK WIDOW 37-1303 70 74 3 256 BEAST MASTERS (136)
TOTAL PARRY ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 55 24 1 234 CEMENTIA (1112)
AIMED BLOW A NEW PONY! 82-1306 33 37 0 223 WHAT I ATE FOR XMAS (1114)
STRIKING ATTACK TORNADO 6-2249 37 52 2 222 ACTS OF NATURE (415)
PARRY-RIPOSTE TAPS 96-841 30 27 5 193 MUSIC TO KILL BY (1119)
PARRY-STRIKE ANTONIO 10-2554 43 53 2 190 WHOA! JUMP BACK! (763)
BASHING ATTACK CYCLOPS 7-4625 26 30 1 185 BIG BAD (1073)
PARRY-LUNGE SULTAN 10-4516 30 9 1 183 SIR AGLIO (600)
The overall popularity leader is CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422. The most popular warrior
this turn was LINK 6-5144. The ten other most popular fighters were DOC STEELE
18-6010, BRADEN 6-4867, MEN WORKING 38-4189, STARBUCK 6-5387, HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH
18-6977, ISHINOMORI 7-5390, DARK GUMBY 7-4694, DR NUT 24-4254, TAPS 96-841, and
TORNADO 6-2249.
The least popular fighter this week was STUPID SEXY FLANDERS 42-3836. The other ten
least popular fighters were MALLIA 21-748, BEAR 7-4628, 2 62-2976, MINOS 21-5805, I
SEE SOUNDS 21-5704, THANATAR 21-749, PTI 7-5412, GRINGOLD 7-2416, NEOSPHINCTER
18-7317, and HE HATE ME 18-7820.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 2 0 0 ZORPUNT(24) 1 0 0 ANDOR(57) 0 1 0
OSKSI(3) 0 1 0 LYRATILAN(25) 0 1 0 DELARQ TOR(58) 2 1 0
JHELUM(4) 0 1 0 MORYA(28) 1 0 1 JURINE(61) 1 0 0
KALTOS(5) 1 2 0 ARVAT(32) 1 1 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 1 0 0
TRANSEL(6) 4 5 0 JHANS(36) 1 0 0 CIMMERIAC(69) 1 0 0
BONSUR(7) 4 5 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 1 0 0 DWES EG(82) 5 3 0
KOLACT(10) 3 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 2 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 1 0 0
TALCAMA(18) 7 6 0 RODEKI(42) 1 2 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 1 1 0
SUNSET(21) 0 4 0 CAER(48) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SALESGUN 1-6745 27 40 2 191 LEGENDS OF STEELE (1047) MORDANT
LIFE 3-4196 46 142 0 177 GAMES LIBRARY (998) OSKSI
MAGINOT MIKE 4-4509 61 76 1 126 DOGS OF WAR (999) JHELUM
BASS 5-3666 62 103 2 205 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
TORNADO 6-2249 37 52 2 222 ACTS OF NATURE (415) TRANSEL
DARK GUMBY 7-4694 66 41 1 320 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
WHIRLING DOG 10-4177 72 35 1 225 MONGREL HORDE (964) KOLACT
MAHI MAHI 18-4899 107 68 1 220 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA
THANATAR 21-749 21 23 3 77 SONS OF SATAN (1214) SUNSET
DR NUT 24-4254 66 40 2 278 DP CLONES (1045) ZORPUNT
WENT TO MARKET 25-4288 28 31 2 143 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162) LYRATILAN
RHINOVIRUS 28-3754 15 8 3 89 BAD GERMS (1224) MORYA
ROLEX WATCH 32-3732 55 53 1 209 LUST MUPPETS (1036) ARVAT
MISS HONEY 36-4850 73 72 0 221 SCARRY TEAM (824) JHANS
BLACK WIDOW 37-1303 70 74 3 256 BEAST MASTERS (136) SIBIKHAS
WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 23 71 2 55 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
MUCKER 42-3596 63 71 2 203 DELVERS (1000) RODEKI
WHIRLING WORD 48-3815 77 41 1 249 4-LETTER WORDS (1063) CAER
DR DAZZLE 57-4485 71 36 2 181 PEPPER PRACTICE II (1069) ANDOR
SPEEDI 58-3029 113 87 3 210 SHAMROCKS (424) DELARQ TOR
ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 55 24 1 234 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE
2 62-2976 25 20 3 39 NUMBERS (937) VALAMANTIS
NARCISSISTIC NUN 69-8644 15 7 0 88 ODD SQUAD (1217) CIMMERIAC
A NEW PONY! 82-1306 33 37 0 223 WHAT I ATE FOR XMAS (1114) DWES EG
TAPS 96-841 30 27 5 193 MUSIC TO KILL BY (1119) OLD VALAMANTIS
ONE A DAY 98-799 29 24 3 188 MY DRUGS (1179) SYVYN'S HILL