DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL Date : 03/19/2005 Duedate: 04/01/2005 DARKHOLM DM-104 TURN-397 RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K % 1 ODD SQUAD 69/1217 1189 432 7 73.3 11 BLADES OF ICE 7/192 441 427 2 50.8 LEGENDS OF STEELE 1/1047 BLADES OF DESTINY 60/1216 THUNDR + LITENING 18/309 BLADES OF CHAOS 5/961 BLACK PRIMERS 82/1187 BLADES OF STEEL 17/1211 2 RAINDANCE 51/1106 65 30 2 68.4 BLADES OF MIST 4/959 3 MONGREL HORDE 10/964 494 241 3 67.2 BLADES OF GRASS 33/1215 4 LOCAL BEER 82/1219 1601 1271 17 55.7 12-SRETSAMLEUD 18/1183 17 18 2 48.6 4-LETTER ITCHES 82/1218 SRETSAMLEUD 37/1134 4-LETTER DOCTORS 82/1204 SRETSAMLEUD 62/1203 4-LETTER WORDS 48/1063 SRETSAMLEUD 10/1135 STREET PIZZAD III 82/1190 13 NINJAS 7/1107 102 119 1 46.2 WHAT I ATE FOR XMAS 82/1114 FROM THE FACE 18/1213 MY WIFE'S COSMETICS 82/1038 SCIENCE FICTION 6/1191 LUST MUPPETS 32/1036 14-COSMIC FREAK 21/1225 63 90 0 41.2 5 NUMBERS 62/937 1774 1501 7 54.2 MUSIC TO KILL BY 96/1119 SANDS OF TIME 38/1178 15 BEAST MASTERS 37/136 166 245 3 40.4 FLAT BROKE 82/1184 ELEMENTS OF PSI 58/423 CEMENTIA 61/1112 KREWE OF DRUID 6/1186 PEPPER PRACTICE II 57/1069 ACTS OF NATURE 6/415 DP CLONES 24/1045 16 SEA DOGS 18/328 42 65 3 39.3 MORE NEW TEAMS 2 5/1188 THE CUTTHROATS 7/203 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW 82/1197 17 DELVERS 42/1000 257 412 2 38.4 WASTELAND 18/468 DOGS OF WAR 4/999 WASTELAND II 7/500 GAMES LIBRARY 3/998 IT'S NEW! 6/1195 18-ISLE OF SKYE 59/876 18 31 0 36.7 I'M SO SEXY 42/1072 19 JOHNS 5/927 841 1484 17 36.2 WHAT A TREAT 98/1201 SCARRY TEAM 36/824 MY DRUGS 98/1179 ARROGANCE 18/732 LARGE LOSERS 5/1228 THE LADY'S LIST 6/917 6 STYROFOAM 82/1090 1130 989 8 53.3 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151 7 TROOPERS 21/1113 29 26 2 52.7 20 BIG BAD 7/1073 523 987 9 34.6 8 QUBIT 10/1140 577 519 2 52.6 NEXT GENERATION 18/1150 SIR AGLIO 10/600 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY 25/1162 ON A WHIM 82/1014 SUPER BASH BROTHERS 6/1067 9 BIG MEAN FISH 18/292 715 685 6 51.1 FOUND IN THE SAND 32/1034 BEAN MACHINE 99/1202 VEGGIES 3/1227 IAN'S CUTE TEAM 97/1229 21 SONS OF SATA 21/1214 2 7 0 22.2 10 SHAMROCKS 58/424 180 172 3 51.1 22 THUNDERSTRIKE 10/449 1 6 0 14.3 '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER Good morning, fellow Delarquans! I'm glad to be back after missing... what was it... two turns? I hope I find you all well and happy. It's turn 397. Let's do something special for our 400th anniversary... more about that later. I am pleased to see that we had three Tournament Victor challenges today and that two of them resulted in wins for the Tournament Victors. Numbered Won lost to a Delver. Oh, come on! NUMBERED WON (18-7434) (30-38-0,168) of NEXT GENERATION TV challenged TOLAIS DEEPHEART (42-1620) (101-107-0,178) of DELVERS. NUMBERED WON was subdued by TOLAIS DEEPHEART in a 2 minute Challenge melee. Well done, Tolais. ETCHED IN STONE (61-3112) (57-25-1,206) of CEMENTIA TV challenged JAKUCHU ITO (7-5102) (44-16-1,399) of NINJAS. ETCHED IN STONE unbelievably bested JAKUCHU ITO in a 7 minute Challenge fight. Seven minutes! One of our best-known scums must be experimenting with actually swinging and hitting. WIGGLER (18-8088) (26-6-1,178) of THUNDR + LITENING TV challenged QUID PRO QUO (10-4794) (37-27-1,136) of QUBIT. WIGGLER demolished QUID PRO QUO in a 2 minute bloody uneven Challenge fight. For someone who allowed his manager to name him Wiggler, he fought pretty well, didn't he? And now for our Title fight! Four challenges were posted to Whirling Word, but it was Tum who got through. TUM (18-7380) (38-21-2,219) of FROM THE FACE challenged WHIRLING WORD (48-3815) (80-41-2,365) of 4-LETTER WORDS. TUM devastated WHIRLING WORD in an exciting 2 minute one-sided Challenge Title fight. Although WW failed to successfully defend his title, he made a good effort and I commend both fighters. Hail Tum, our new Keeper of the Runeblade! Surely he will write a column! Thundr + Litening was avoided by Wasteland II. Well done. I congratulate Deck Swab for fighting hard enough to kill someone. DECK SWAB (18-2148) (26-23-1,150) of SEA DOGS fought KHALHUMS DWARF (104-10) (0-0-0,150) of ARENA STAND-INS. DECK SWAB executed KHALHUMS DWARF in a 1 minute gory uneven bout. Of course it was uneven, as the dwarf wasn't even a Delarquan. But well done nonetheless. Does anyone understand how Crack is Cheap became our overall popularity leader? DEORNE (7-2529) (83-57-1,259) of BLADES OF ICE fought CRACK IS CHEAP (82-18422) (31- 16-0,204) of NEGATIVE CASH FLOW. DEORNE savagely defeated CRACK IS CHEAP in a popular 18 minute bloody duel. And Deorne, our top TP this turn, made the list as well. In an 18 minute fight! Very strange. Even stranger, Crack is Cheap is also this week's LEAST favorite warrior! This week's favorite warrior -- a scum sympathy vote if I ever saw one -- is Blue. BLUE (33-5776) (30-20-1,187) of BLADES OF GRASS fought RED FUSION (6-5480) (35-9-0,172) of IT'S NEW!. BLUE was luckily beaten by RED FUSION in an action packed 8 minute gruesome fight. Well, it was a very close fight and maybe Blue does deserve some sympathy, in fact. --->>>contest contest CONTEST (0) TSETNOC tsetnoc tsetnoc <<<--- CONTEST!!! Maybe it's just my mood, but do I sense that this arena is feeling a big draggy? Who really wears pantyhose under their armor? Let us see who cleans up the best, which of you tough warriors makes the best looking example of the opposite sex. Ladies' clothing for the men, men's clothing for the ladies. We can stage it on turn 400! You have through turn 399 to send in your entrants and what they are going to wear. Two warriors from each guild may enter. The contest and show will be held on turn 400, I expect to receive everyone's votes (one per manager) by turn 402 and will then publish the results at that time. (You can send your entries by diplomatic note or email to RSI at csr@reality.com... send your warrior's name and a description of him or her, then tell me what they will wear for the contest and how they will act.) I'm serious. Get up off your butt, dust off your feather boa, buy some new high heels to go with your favorite dress, buy a new lipstick while you're at it, and send in your entry! For you lady warriors, I'd like you to dress as a member of a typically male profession (not gladiating), such as lumberjack, construction worker, cowboy, etc. Clear enough? Is everyone ready to start? Then get shopping! Desiree KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY TUM 18-7380 39 21 2 252 FROM THE FACE (1213) TALCAMA GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY SPEEDI 58-3029 117 87 3 299 SHAMROCKS (424) DELARQ TOR DEORNE 7-2529 84 57 1 275 BLADES OF ICE (192) BONSUR BASS 5-3666 65 104 2 260 JOHNS (927) KALTOS MIMIC BLENNY 18-7541 45 27 1 253 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY SMOOGIE 82-2247 20 14 1 243 STREET PIZZAD III (1190) DWES EG DR DAZZLE 57-4485 75 36 2 237 PEPPER PRACTICE II (1069) ANDOR JANAE 5-3867 66 49 3 228 BLADES OF CHAOS (961) KALTOS ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 58 25 1 228 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE RAMZA 7-4340 69 38 2 226 BLADES OF ICE (192) BONSUR CLEANER WRASSE 18-6495 84 68 2 221 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA -RAZOX 7-2400 89 58 1 220 BLADES OF ICE (192) BONSUR OBSESSIVE 58-2447 55 55 1 220 ELEMENTS OF PSI (423) DELARQ TOR DUSKY JAWFISH 18-6978 53 56 1 217 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA ONE A DAY 98-799 31 26 3 217 MY DRUGS (1179) SYVYN'S HILL -JACK BOY 82-2030 86 64 0 216 ON A WHIM (1014) DWES EG COOLER 82-7277 42 35 1 215 STYROFOAM (1090) DWES EG TORNADO 6-2249 38 55 2 214 ACTS OF NATURE (415) TRANSEL GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY DR NUT 24-4254 68 42 2 210 DP CLONES (1045) ZORPUNT TOWER 7-4461 47 30 1 209 BLADES OF ICE (192) BONSUR BLACK WIDOW 37-1303 73 75 3 208 BEAST MASTERS (136) SIBIKHAS A DIFFERENT GRAPE 82-1258 49 41 1 208 MY WIFE'S COSMETICS (1038) DWES EG MISS HONEY 36-4850 75 74 0 206 SCARRY TEAM (824) JHANS JAKUCHU ITO 7-5102 44 17 1 206 NINJAS (1107) BONSUR DARK GUMBY 7-4694 68 43 1 205 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR A NEW PONY! 82-1306 34 40 0 205 WHAT I ATE FOR XMAS (1114) DWES EG CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422 31 17 0 201 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (1197) DWES EG DOC STEELE 18-6808 52 76 1 200 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA ISHINOMORI 7-5390 39 14 1 200 NINJAS (1107) BONSUR -SALESGUN 1-6745 28 40 2 199 LEGENDS OF STEELE (1047) MORDANT MAHI MAHI 18-4899 109 70 1 198 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA SULTAN 10-4516 32 11 1 197 SIR AGLIO (600) KOLACT HE HATE ME 18-7820 27 33 2 196 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA WHIRLING WORD 48-3815 80 42 2 195 4-LETTER WORDS (1063) CAER MUCKER 42-3596 66 72 2 195 DELVERS (1000) RODEKI SUPER BUM 82-18411 35 16 1 195 FLAT BROKE (1184) DWES EG SUX0R 5-4560 32 14 0 195 MORE NEW TEAMS 2 (1188) KALTOS ROLEX WATCH 32-3732 58 54 1 192 LUST MUPPETS (1036) ARVAT HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH 18-6977 58 50 0 192 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA DOC STEELE 18-6010 64 122 6 191 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA SCHYLER 6-4866 64 102 1 191 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL RED FUSION 6-5480 36 9 0 191 IT'S NEW! (1195) TRANSEL STARBUCK 6-5387 44 34 0 190 SCIENCE FICTION (1191) TRANSEL NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317 30 26 1 190 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA RENAE 7-4304 71 46 3 187 BLADES OF ICE (192) BONSUR SHINY PENNY 32-3789 39 81 2 186 FOUND IN THE SAND (1034) ARVAT -TAPS 96-841 30 30 5 186 MUSIC TO KILL BY (1119) OLD VALAMANTIS -MIDNIGHT IMP 18-4731 96 69 3 185 THUNDR + LITENING (309) TALCAMA WHIRLING DOG 10-4177 73 38 1 185 MONGREL HORDE (964) KOLACT THRENODY 4-4557 39 47 1 185 BLADES OF MIST (959) JHELUM CHIEF STORMCLOUD 51-4306 32 13 1 185 RAINDANCE (1106) TRICORUS PTI 7-5412 33 18 0 184 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR BLUE 33-5776 30 21 1 184 BLADES OF GRASS (1215) NIYTYOLE ISLAND REDEMPTION 4-4868 31 26 1 183 BLADES OF MIST (959) JHELUM WIGGLER 18-8088 27 6 1 183 THUNDR + LITENING (309) TALCAMA TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620 102 107 0 181 DELVERS (1000) RODEKI GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY SMILES 21-3207 26 17 3 180 TROOPERS (1113) SUNSET GRINGOLD 7-2416 27 35 2 179 THE CUTTHROATS (203) BONSUR -MUMPHY CHICK 1-5487 29 1 0 174 LEGENDS OF STEELE (1047) MORDANT PEGASUS 6-4161 30 45 1 173 KREWE OF DRUID (1186) TRANSEL HITZ 82-10428 15 7 0 170 4-LETTER DOCTORS (1204) DWES EG NUMBERED WON 18-7434 30 39 0 167 NEXT GENERATION (1150) TALCAMA LINK 6-5144 32 57 2 163 SUPER BASH BROTHERS (1067) TRANSEL FRIED TWINKIE 5-4562 31 11 0 162 MORE NEW TEAMS 2 (1188) KALTOS GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY WENT TO MARKET 25-4288 29 34 2 162 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162) LYRATILAN DECK SWAB 18-2148 27 23 2 161 SEA DOGS (328) TALCAMA -SUN TZU 59-310 30 20 3 156 ISLE OF SKYE (876) ILLIS LIFE 3-4196 47 145 0 154 GAMES LIBRARY (998) OSKSI EMILY 17-5753 37 24 0 153 BLADES OF STEEL (1211) ALJAFIR GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY ASHANTI 6-5352 29 41 5 144 KREWE OF DRUID (1186) TRANSEL QUID PRO QUO 10-4794 37 28 1 142 QUBIT (1140) KOLACT MAGINOT MIKE 4-4509 61 80 1 130 DOGS OF WAR (999) JHELUM ENDYMION 6-4163 30 46 1 129 KREWE OF DRUID (1186) TRANSEL TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463 27 20 0 117 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY JOCK 82-10452 11 6 0 100 4-LETTER ITCHES (1218) DWES EG BEAR 7-4628 28 56 1 98 BIG BAD (1073) BONSUR STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836 22 18 0 97 I'M SO SEXY (1072) RODEKI -EGIL SKALLAGRIMSON 59-1964 26 12 1 94 ISLE OF SKYE (876) ILLIS YUENGLING 82-16265 18 5 1 94 LOCAL BEER (1219) DWES EG BOB, ETERNAL, 38-4460 20 1 0 93 SANDS OF TIME (1178) CLIFFHOME GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY -NARCISSISTIC NUN 69-8644 16 7 0 90 ODD SQUAD (1217) CIMMERIAC -SAVARE 10-1978 21 23 1 87 DARK CREATION (1207) KOLACT -FARGEN ICEHOLE 59-1938 20 8 1 87 ISLE OF SKYE (876) ILLIS INSURRECTION 60-5607 8 9 0 86 BLADES OF DESTINY (1216) ARADI -THE HIPPY 21-5701 16 7 0 82 COSMIC FREAK OUT (1225) SUNSET -PEON NECROMANCER 18-7856 24 16 5 80 SRETSAMLEUD (1183) TALCAMA -STRAFE 82-11158 25 16 0 78 BLACK PRIMERS (1187) DWES EG CYCLONE 10-2057 22 20 0 76 THUNDERSTRIKERS (449) KOLACT RONALD REAGAN 21-1588 21 19 0 75 SONS OF SATAN (1214) SUNSET -BET OR NOT DIE 62-3981 18 12 3 74 SRETSAMLEUD (1203) VALAMANTIS BRADEN 6-4867 61 105 1 70 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL -I SEE SOUNDS 21-5704 18 14 1 70 COSMIC FREAK OUT (1225) SUNSET HEAT 98-981 15 13 4 66 WHAT A TREAT (1201) SYVYN'S HILL 2 62-2976 26 23 3 64 NUMBERS (937) VALAMANTIS -MY1STADMWARRIOR 37-4668 25 11 1 63 SRETSAMLEUD (1134) SIBIKHAS BRICKTOP 18-7955 27 19 0 59 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA MINOS 21-5805 16 10 1 58 SONS OF SATAN (1214) SUNSET -RONALD MCDONALD 42-4041 18 1 1 56 CLOWNING AROUND (1200) RODEKI MANUTE BOL 5-4233 15 8 0 56 LARGE LOSERS (1228) KALTOS -THANATAR 21-749 21 24 3 54 SONS OF SATAN (1214) SUNSET FRIJOLE! 99-1214 12 15 3 54 BEAN MACHINE (1202) SOUTH RIDGE WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 24 74 2 52 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME -HENRY VAN GIESON V 59-436 13 9 0 52 ISLE OF SKYE (876) ILLIS -YOU 62-4002 17 10 1 51 SRETSAMLEUD (1203) VALAMANTIS -BOUGHTANDPAID 4 10-4809 15 13 4 48 SRETSAMLEUD (1135) KOLACT MEN WORKING 38-4189 29 69 1 41 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN KHALHUMS DWARF 104-10 0 1 0 1 DECK SWAB 18-2148 397 PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE Mumphy Chick -- Well, you know, I figured you'd come to me for skills, me being more experienced and all. And then you didn't learn a thing. You must not have been paying attention. To my moves, I mean, because the way you were eyeballing my manly physique was almost embarrassing. But then, you're an orc, so I understand. Very physical people, orcs. -- Maginot Mike Ishinomori -- I never cared for raw fish, so you can just, uh, get cooked. -- Mucker Cooler -- Amazing how such a small cooler can hold so much beer. -- Tolais Deepheart Hitz -- (very crossly) I expected better of you. The courtesy to lose, for instance. -- Life of Osksi, distracted As some of you may be aware, I'm not very reliable at finishing adventures. However, I'll be more than happy to start one if one of you would like to finish it. Suave? Andarus? -- Desiree's author 1 March 2005 The Contract [as retold by Hammer the WordSmith] What had begun as a contract for swords and armor between a well known name in the DM community and the former VC Captain/WordSmith and WeaponSmith of the Vendetta Cartel Tarantula Tribe was destined to impact and altar the landscape of the dueling community for years to come. The following is but a condensed retelling of history in the making. Hammer continued sipping his tankard of Elven Tonic as the mysterious hooded figure quietly seated himself across the table from the Veteran Manager whose back was against the wall; allowing for a subtle, but effective surveillance of the dimly lit tavern. Recent events in both Illis and North Fork/SCOMSS Swamp Arena had stunned the DM managerial world with the announcement that Hammer had resigned from his position as a well respected member of the Vendetta Cartel Alliance. Those managers and associates closest to Hammer were shocked and dismayed that there seemed to be NO Rational Explanation for Hammer making such a seemingly irrational, hasty and extremely illogical decision; by what seemed to be a spur of the moment reaction following the Declaration of War by Hammer in the DM 47 P-ads. This is what stirred the mysterious hooded figure to seek Hammer with a request that would change the managerial course of both men; ultimately Rocking the Managerial World of Alastari as a result of the forthcoming decisions reached by the two Veterans. Time passed swiftly as both Veteran Managers discussed how the landscape of the DM game on the sands of Alastari had changed over the years both in Basic and Tourney play; producing a new breed of managers who would of necessity band together in an alliance with a common goal; waging war against antagonists while improving the managerial skills of each participating member in their glorious quest for DM excellence. Hammer listened intently as his unexpected guest inquired about the situation in North Fork/SCOMSS Swamp Arena; revealing his desire to participate in the upcoming Turf War 4 contest in DM 47 with an alliance that would accept him on a more permanent basis other than for just fighting together as a TW4 alliance to win fame and Gift Certs. Here was a Veteran Manager, seeking the advice of Hammer regarding an alliance to join on a permanent basis; plus extending a sword arm of friendship and requesting that Hammer join him as an alliance mate with those who would welcome their membership. The Iron in the Words of Hammer had produced this opportunity as a result of the recent conflicts witnessed first hand by the manager seated across the table from Hammer. This Veteran Manager had been secretly searching and scouting around Alastari for someone worth his mettle to fight alongside; someone who would know where to find the perfect gang of rebels who were unafraid of waging war against anyone. Hammer knew exactly where to look and in a matter of days the two newcomers were welcomed into the ranks of a group of managers who received them as war waging equals in an alliance that had joined a Confederation of Alliances for the TW4 contest. Fighting under the banner of The Illuminati Confederation of Alliances alongside members of Chaos Inc, kLk and The Company of Brothers during the TW4 was more than either of the two Veteran Managers had envisioned a few months ago. Hammer was now entering a new journey with a new attitude. Perhaps you readers may have noticed that new attitude by now since this announcement by Hammer is uncharacteristically Exclamation Point Free. Except for the famous quote by Hammer at the end of this announcement. Now that Hammer and the Mysterious Hooded Figure have agreed to join forces with an alliance whose members have welcomed them enthusiastically; let those who desire to be antagonistic be forewarned as to the identities of these newly welcomed wagers of war: Tripwire kLk Bringer of Pain Hammer kLk WordSmith and WeaponSmith Minister of War Illuminati Idealist "May Your Blades Be Sharp and Your Wits Sharper!" LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS ETCHED IN STONE unbelievably bested JAKUCHU ITO in a 7 minute Challenge fight. NUMBERED WON was subdued by TOLAIS DEEPHEART in a 2 minute Challenge melee. WIGGLER demolished QUID PRO QUO in a 2 minute bloody uneven Challenge fight. TUM devastated WHIRLING WORD in a exciting 2 minute one-sided Challenge Title fight. ISHINOMORI devastated REDEMPTION in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel. MINOS was devastated by STUPID SEXY FLANDERS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match. OBSESSIVE overcame NEOSPHINCTER in a action packed 1 minute fight. BLACK WIDOW lost to DR DAZZLE in a action packed 3 minute gruesome duel. SPEEDI overpowered MAHI MAHI in a popular 1 minute uneven duel. JANAE savagely defeated SUX0R in a action packed 4 minute gory match. SMOOGIE overpowered HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH in a 1 minute one-sided match. MIMIC BLENNY devastated MUCKER in a exciting 1 minute mismatched conflict. BASS demolished STARBUCK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody one-sided brawl. DEORNE savagely defeated CRACK IS CHEAP in a popular 18 minute bloody duel. RAMZA vanquished SHINY PENNY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray. DUSKY JAWFISH bested HE HATE ME in a 2 minute brawl. SUPER BUM was savagely defeated by COOLER in a 2 minute brutal bout. SULTAN was luckily beaten by ONE A DAY in a exciting 6 minute gory bout. WHIRLING DOG slimly lost to TOWER in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gory competition. PTI was overpowered by TORNADO in a 2 minute gory one-sided duel. DARK GUMBY overcame DOC STEELE in a action packed 2 minute duel. DOC STEELE was bested by A DIFFERENT GRAPE in a exciting 3 minute bout. CLEANER WRASSE overpowered FRIED TWINKIE in a exciting 2 minute gory uneven fight. RENAE vanquished WENT TO MARKET in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight. A NEW PONY! slimly lost to DR NUT in a action packed 3 minute gruesome bout. SCHYLER beat PEGASUS in a exciting 2 minute fray. ROLEX WATCH overcame GRINGOLD in a exciting 2 minute duel. BLUE was luckily beaten by RED FUSION in a action packed 8 minute gruesome fight. MISS HONEY savagely defeated THRENODY in a exciting 3 minute gory match. CHIEF STORMCLOUD was overpowered by SOLACIA in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout. SMILES handily defeated EMILY in a action packed 1 minute mismatched match. LINK overpowered MAGINOT MIKE in a 2 minute one-sided struggle. HITZ demolished ENDYMION in a 1 minute one-sided struggle. LIFE unbelievably bested ASHANTI in a exciting 5 minute brutal fight. BEAR was handily defeated by TASTY HANGNAIL in a 1 minute uneven match. DECK SWAB executed KHALHUMS DWARF in a 1 minute gory uneven bout. JOCK handily defeated BRADEN in a action packed 1 minute mismatched match. BOB, ETERNAL, overpowered RONALD REAGAN in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided fight. WORK IN PROGRESS slimly lost to HEAT in a 2 minute struggle. MEN WORKING was demolished by INSURRECTION in a 1 minute uneven conflict. BRICKTOP was viciously subdued by CYCLONE in a crowd pleasing 6 minute brutal fight. FRIJOLE! was overcome by 2 in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal melee. MANUTE BOL was overpowered by YUENGLING in a 1 minute one-sided fight. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |LUNGING ATTACK 28 WALL OF STEEL 67 - 48 - 1 58 | |TOTAL PARRY 13 TOTAL PARRY 72 - 52 - 1 58 | |AIMED BLOW 11 LUNGING ATTACK 148 - 111 - 3 57 | |WALL OF STEEL 9 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 4 - 0 56 | |SLASHING ATTACK 8 PARRY-LUNGE 17 - 17 - 0 50 | |BASHING ATTACK 6 AIMED BLOW 49 - 52 - 0 49 | |PARRY-LUNGE 4 SLASHING ATTACK 40 - 43 - 0 48 | |STRIKING ATTACK 4 STRIKING ATTACK 17 - 29 - 0 37 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 14 - 0 30 | |PARRY-STRIKE 0 BASHING ATTACK 15 - 51 - 1 23 | Turn 397 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: LUNGING ATTACK 16 - 12 TOTAL PARRY 6 - 7 8 LUNGING ATTACK WALL OF STEEL 5 - 4 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 4 2 TOTAL PARRY AIMED BLOW 6 - 5 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 3 1 PARRY-LUNGE PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME LUNGING ATTACK TUM 18-7380 39 21 2 252 FROM THE FACE (1213) TOTAL PARRY DEORNE 7-2529 84 57 1 275 BLADES OF ICE (192) PARRY-LUNGE JANAE 5-3867 66 49 3 228 BLADES OF CHAOS (961) WALL OF STEEL OBSESSIVE 58-2447 55 55 1 220 ELEMENTS OF PSI (423) SLASHING ATTACK COOLER 82-7277 42 35 1 215 STYROFOAM (1090) STRIKING ATTACK TORNADO 6-2249 38 55 2 214 ACTS OF NATURE (415) AIMED BLOW A NEW PONY! 82-1306 34 40 0 205 WHAT I ATE FOR XMAS (1114) BASHING ATTACK SHINY PENNY 32-3789 39 81 2 186 FOUND IN THE SAND (1034) PARRY-RIPOSTE WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 24 74 2 52 JUST BECAUSE (1151) The overall popularity leader is CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422. The most popular warrior this turn was BLUE 33-5776. The ten other most popular fighters were DEORNE 7-2529, SULTAN 10-4516, JAKUCHU ITO 7-5102, JANAE 5-3867, WHIRLING DOG 10-4177, ASHANTI 6-5352, FRIJOLE! 99-1214, ONE A DAY 98-799, TOWER 7-4461, and MISS HONEY 36-4850. The least popular fighter this week was CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422. The other ten least popular fighters were MANUTE BOL 5-4233, BRICKTOP 18-7955, MEN WORKING 38-4189, RONALD REAGAN 21-1588, STARBUCK 6-5387, HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH 18-6977, MAHI MAHI 18-4899, BRADEN 6-4867, BEAR 7-4628, and ENDYMION 6-4163. Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K OSKSI(3) 1 0 0 ZORPUNT(24) 1 0 0 TRICORUS(51) 0 1 0 JHELUM(4) 0 3 0 LYRATILAN(25) 0 1 0 ANDOR(57) 1 0 0 KALTOS(5) 2 3 0 ARVAT(32) 1 1 0 DELARQ TOR(58) 2 0 0 TRANSEL(6) 4 5 0 NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 0 1 0 ARADI(60) 1 0 0 BONSUR(7) 7 4 0 JHANS(36) 1 0 0 JURINE(61) 1 0 0 KOLACT(10) 1 3 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 0 1 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 1 0 0 ALJAFIR(17) 0 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 2 0 DWES EG(82) 6 3 0 TALCAMA(18) 6 8 1 RODEKI(42) 2 1 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 2 0 0 SUNSET(21) 1 2 0 CAER(48) 0 1 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 0 1 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY LIFE 3-4196 47 145 0 154 GAMES LIBRARY (998) OSKSI THRENODY 4-4557 39 47 1 185 BLADES OF MIST (959) JHELUM BASS 5-3666 65 104 2 260 JOHNS (927) KALTOS TORNADO 6-2249 38 55 2 214 ACTS OF NATURE (415) TRANSEL DEORNE 7-2529 84 57 1 275 BLADES OF ICE (192) BONSUR SULTAN 10-4516 32 11 1 197 SIR AGLIO (600) KOLACT EMILY 17-5753 37 24 0 153 BLADES OF STEEL (1211) ALJAFIR TUM 18-7380 39 21 2 252 FROM THE FACE (1213) TALCAMA SMILES 21-3207 26 17 3 180 TROOPERS (1113) SUNSET DR NUT 24-4254 68 42 2 210 DP CLONES (1045) ZORPUNT WENT TO MARKET 25-4288 29 34 2 162 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162) LYRATILAN ROLEX WATCH 32-3732 58 54 1 192 LUST MUPPETS (1036) ARVAT BLUE 33-5776 30 21 1 184 BLADES OF GRASS (1215) NIYTYOLE ISLAND MISS HONEY 36-4850 75 74 0 206 SCARRY TEAM (824) JHANS BLACK WIDOW 37-1303 73 75 3 208 BEAST MASTERS (136) SIBIKHAS BOB, ETERNAL, 38-4460 20 1 0 93 SANDS OF TIME (1178) CLIFFHOME MUCKER 42-3596 66 72 2 195 DELVERS (1000) RODEKI WHIRLING WORD 48-3815 80 42 2 195 4-LETTER WORDS (1063) CAER CHIEF STORMCLOUD 51-4306 32 13 1 185 RAINDANCE (1106) TRICORUS DR DAZZLE 57-4485 75 36 2 237 PEPPER PRACTICE II (1069) ANDOR SPEEDI 58-3029 117 87 3 299 SHAMROCKS (424) DELARQ TOR INSURRECTION 60-5607 8 9 0 86 BLADES OF DESTINY (1216) ARADI ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 58 25 1 228 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE 2 62-2976 26 23 3 64 NUMBERS (937) VALAMANTIS SMOOGIE 82-2247 20 14 1 243 STREET PIZZAD III (1190) DWES EG ONE A DAY 98-799 31 26 3 217 MY DRUGS (1179) SYVYN'S HILL FRIJOLE! 99-1214 12 15 3 54 BEAN MACHINE (1202) SOUTH RIDGE