DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL
Date : 03/19/2005 Duedate: 04/01/2005
DARKHOLM
DM-104 TURN-397
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 ODD SQUAD 69/1217 1189 432 7 73.3 11 BLADES OF ICE 7/192 441 427 2 50.8
LEGENDS OF STEELE 1/1047 BLADES OF DESTINY 60/1216
THUNDR + LITENING 18/309 BLADES OF CHAOS 5/961
BLACK PRIMERS 82/1187 BLADES OF STEEL 17/1211
2 RAINDANCE 51/1106 65 30 2 68.4 BLADES OF MIST 4/959
3 MONGREL HORDE 10/964 494 241 3 67.2 BLADES OF GRASS 33/1215
4 LOCAL BEER 82/1219 1601 1271 17 55.7 12-SRETSAMLEUD 18/1183 17 18 2 48.6
4-LETTER ITCHES 82/1218 SRETSAMLEUD 37/1134
4-LETTER DOCTORS 82/1204 SRETSAMLEUD 62/1203
4-LETTER WORDS 48/1063 SRETSAMLEUD 10/1135
STREET PIZZAD III 82/1190 13 NINJAS 7/1107 102 119 1 46.2
WHAT I ATE FOR XMAS 82/1114 FROM THE FACE 18/1213
MY WIFE'S COSMETICS 82/1038 SCIENCE FICTION 6/1191
LUST MUPPETS 32/1036 14-COSMIC FREAK 21/1225 63 90 0 41.2
5 NUMBERS 62/937 1774 1501 7 54.2 MUSIC TO KILL BY 96/1119
SANDS OF TIME 38/1178 15 BEAST MASTERS 37/136 166 245 3 40.4
FLAT BROKE 82/1184 ELEMENTS OF PSI 58/423
CEMENTIA 61/1112 KREWE OF DRUID 6/1186
PEPPER PRACTICE II 57/1069 ACTS OF NATURE 6/415
DP CLONES 24/1045 16 SEA DOGS 18/328 42 65 3 39.3
MORE NEW TEAMS 2 5/1188 THE CUTTHROATS 7/203
NEGATIVE CASH FLOW 82/1197 17 DELVERS 42/1000 257 412 2 38.4
WASTELAND 18/468 DOGS OF WAR 4/999
WASTELAND II 7/500 GAMES LIBRARY 3/998
IT'S NEW! 6/1195 18-ISLE OF SKYE 59/876 18 31 0 36.7
I'M SO SEXY 42/1072 19 JOHNS 5/927 841 1484 17 36.2
WHAT A TREAT 98/1201 SCARRY TEAM 36/824
MY DRUGS 98/1179 ARROGANCE 18/732
LARGE LOSERS 5/1228 THE LADY'S LIST 6/917
6 STYROFOAM 82/1090 1130 989 8 53.3 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151
7 TROOPERS 21/1113 29 26 2 52.7 20 BIG BAD 7/1073 523 987 9 34.6
8 QUBIT 10/1140 577 519 2 52.6 NEXT GENERATION 18/1150
SIR AGLIO 10/600 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY 25/1162
ON A WHIM 82/1014 SUPER BASH BROTHERS 6/1067
9 BIG MEAN FISH 18/292 715 685 6 51.1 FOUND IN THE SAND 32/1034
BEAN MACHINE 99/1202 VEGGIES 3/1227
IAN'S CUTE TEAM 97/1229 21 SONS OF SATA 21/1214 2 7 0 22.2
10 SHAMROCKS 58/424 180 172 3 51.1 22 THUNDERSTRIKE 10/449 1 6 0 14.3
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Good morning, fellow Delarquans!
I'm glad to be back after missing... what was it... two turns? I hope I find
you all well and happy. It's turn 397. Let's do something special for our 400th
anniversary... more about that later.
I am pleased to see that we had three Tournament Victor challenges today and
that two of them resulted in wins for the Tournament Victors. Numbered Won lost to a
Delver. Oh, come on!
NUMBERED WON (18-7434) (30-38-0,168) of NEXT GENERATION TV challenged TOLAIS
DEEPHEART (42-1620) (101-107-0,178) of DELVERS. NUMBERED WON was subdued by TOLAIS
DEEPHEART in a 2 minute Challenge melee. Well done, Tolais.
ETCHED IN STONE (61-3112) (57-25-1,206) of CEMENTIA TV challenged JAKUCHU ITO
(7-5102) (44-16-1,399) of NINJAS. ETCHED IN STONE unbelievably bested JAKUCHU ITO in
a 7 minute Challenge fight. Seven minutes! One of our best-known scums must be
experimenting with actually swinging and hitting.
WIGGLER (18-8088) (26-6-1,178) of THUNDR + LITENING TV challenged QUID PRO QUO
(10-4794) (37-27-1,136) of QUBIT. WIGGLER demolished QUID PRO QUO in a 2 minute
bloody uneven Challenge fight. For someone who allowed his manager to name him
Wiggler, he fought pretty well, didn't he?
And now for our Title fight! Four challenges were posted to Whirling Word, but
it was Tum who got through. TUM (18-7380) (38-21-2,219) of FROM THE FACE challenged
WHIRLING WORD (48-3815) (80-41-2,365) of 4-LETTER WORDS. TUM devastated WHIRLING
WORD in an exciting 2 minute one-sided Challenge Title fight. Although WW failed to
successfully defend his title, he made a good effort and I commend both fighters.
Hail Tum, our new Keeper of the Runeblade! Surely he will write a column!
Thundr + Litening was avoided by Wasteland II. Well done.
I congratulate Deck Swab for fighting hard enough to kill someone. DECK SWAB
(18-2148) (26-23-1,150) of SEA DOGS fought KHALHUMS DWARF (104-10) (0-0-0,150) of
ARENA STAND-INS. DECK SWAB executed KHALHUMS DWARF in a 1 minute gory uneven bout.
Of course it was uneven, as the dwarf wasn't even a Delarquan. But well done
nonetheless.
Does anyone understand how Crack is Cheap became our overall popularity leader?
DEORNE (7-2529) (83-57-1,259) of BLADES OF ICE fought CRACK IS CHEAP (82-18422) (31-
16-0,204) of NEGATIVE CASH FLOW. DEORNE savagely defeated CRACK IS CHEAP in a
popular 18 minute bloody duel. And Deorne, our top TP this turn, made the list as
well. In an 18 minute fight! Very strange. Even stranger, Crack is Cheap is also
this week's LEAST favorite warrior!
This week's favorite warrior -- a scum sympathy vote if I ever saw one -- is
Blue. BLUE (33-5776) (30-20-1,187) of BLADES OF GRASS fought RED FUSION (6-5480)
(35-9-0,172) of IT'S NEW!. BLUE was luckily beaten by RED FUSION in an action packed
8 minute gruesome fight. Well, it was a very close fight and maybe Blue does deserve
some sympathy, in fact.
--->>>contest contest CONTEST (0) TSETNOC tsetnoc tsetnoc <<<---
CONTEST!!! Maybe it's just my mood, but do I sense that this arena is feeling a
big draggy? Who really wears pantyhose under their armor? Let us see who cleans up
the best, which of you tough warriors makes the best looking example of the opposite
sex. Ladies' clothing for the men, men's clothing for the ladies. We can stage it
on turn 400! You have through turn 399 to send in your entrants and what they are
going to wear. Two warriors from each guild may enter. The contest and show will
be held on turn 400, I expect to receive everyone's votes (one per manager) by turn
402 and will then publish the results at that time. (You can send your entries by
diplomatic note or email to RSI at csr@reality.com... send your warrior's name and a
description of him or her, then tell me what they will wear for the contest and how
they will act.) I'm serious. Get up off your butt, dust off your feather boa, buy
some new high heels to go with your favorite dress, buy a new lipstick while you're
at it, and send in your entry! For you lady warriors, I'd like you to dress as a
member of a typically male profession (not gladiating), such as lumberjack,
construction worker, cowboy, etc. Clear enough? Is everyone ready to start? Then
get shopping!
Desiree
KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TUM 18-7380 39 21 2 252 FROM THE FACE (1213) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SPEEDI 58-3029 117 87 3 299 SHAMROCKS (424) DELARQ TOR
DEORNE 7-2529 84 57 1 275 BLADES OF ICE (192) BONSUR
BASS 5-3666 65 104 2 260 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
MIMIC BLENNY 18-7541 45 27 1 253 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SMOOGIE 82-2247 20 14 1 243 STREET PIZZAD III (1190) DWES EG
DR DAZZLE 57-4485 75 36 2 237 PEPPER PRACTICE II (1069) ANDOR
JANAE 5-3867 66 49 3 228 BLADES OF CHAOS (961) KALTOS
ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 58 25 1 228 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE
RAMZA 7-4340 69 38 2 226 BLADES OF ICE (192) BONSUR
CLEANER WRASSE 18-6495 84 68 2 221 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA
-RAZOX 7-2400 89 58 1 220 BLADES OF ICE (192) BONSUR
OBSESSIVE 58-2447 55 55 1 220 ELEMENTS OF PSI (423) DELARQ TOR
DUSKY JAWFISH 18-6978 53 56 1 217 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA
ONE A DAY 98-799 31 26 3 217 MY DRUGS (1179) SYVYN'S HILL
-JACK BOY 82-2030 86 64 0 216 ON A WHIM (1014) DWES EG
COOLER 82-7277 42 35 1 215 STYROFOAM (1090) DWES EG
TORNADO 6-2249 38 55 2 214 ACTS OF NATURE (415) TRANSEL
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DR NUT 24-4254 68 42 2 210 DP CLONES (1045) ZORPUNT
TOWER 7-4461 47 30 1 209 BLADES OF ICE (192) BONSUR
BLACK WIDOW 37-1303 73 75 3 208 BEAST MASTERS (136) SIBIKHAS
A DIFFERENT GRAPE 82-1258 49 41 1 208 MY WIFE'S COSMETICS (1038) DWES EG
MISS HONEY 36-4850 75 74 0 206 SCARRY TEAM (824) JHANS
JAKUCHU ITO 7-5102 44 17 1 206 NINJAS (1107) BONSUR
DARK GUMBY 7-4694 68 43 1 205 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
A NEW PONY! 82-1306 34 40 0 205 WHAT I ATE FOR XMAS (1114) DWES EG
CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422 31 17 0 201 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (1197) DWES EG
DOC STEELE 18-6808 52 76 1 200 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA
ISHINOMORI 7-5390 39 14 1 200 NINJAS (1107) BONSUR
-SALESGUN 1-6745 28 40 2 199 LEGENDS OF STEELE (1047) MORDANT
MAHI MAHI 18-4899 109 70 1 198 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA
SULTAN 10-4516 32 11 1 197 SIR AGLIO (600) KOLACT
HE HATE ME 18-7820 27 33 2 196 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
WHIRLING WORD 48-3815 80 42 2 195 4-LETTER WORDS (1063) CAER
MUCKER 42-3596 66 72 2 195 DELVERS (1000) RODEKI
SUPER BUM 82-18411 35 16 1 195 FLAT BROKE (1184) DWES EG
SUX0R 5-4560 32 14 0 195 MORE NEW TEAMS 2 (1188) KALTOS
ROLEX WATCH 32-3732 58 54 1 192 LUST MUPPETS (1036) ARVAT
HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH 18-6977 58 50 0 192 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA
DOC STEELE 18-6010 64 122 6 191 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA
SCHYLER 6-4866 64 102 1 191 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
RED FUSION 6-5480 36 9 0 191 IT'S NEW! (1195) TRANSEL
STARBUCK 6-5387 44 34 0 190 SCIENCE FICTION (1191) TRANSEL
NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317 30 26 1 190 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
RENAE 7-4304 71 46 3 187 BLADES OF ICE (192) BONSUR
SHINY PENNY 32-3789 39 81 2 186 FOUND IN THE SAND (1034) ARVAT
-TAPS 96-841 30 30 5 186 MUSIC TO KILL BY (1119) OLD VALAMANTIS
-MIDNIGHT IMP 18-4731 96 69 3 185 THUNDR + LITENING (309) TALCAMA
WHIRLING DOG 10-4177 73 38 1 185 MONGREL HORDE (964) KOLACT
THRENODY 4-4557 39 47 1 185 BLADES OF MIST (959) JHELUM
CHIEF STORMCLOUD 51-4306 32 13 1 185 RAINDANCE (1106) TRICORUS
PTI 7-5412 33 18 0 184 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
BLUE 33-5776 30 21 1 184 BLADES OF GRASS (1215) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
REDEMPTION 4-4868 31 26 1 183 BLADES OF MIST (959) JHELUM
WIGGLER 18-8088 27 6 1 183 THUNDR + LITENING (309) TALCAMA
TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620 102 107 0 181 DELVERS (1000) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SMILES 21-3207 26 17 3 180 TROOPERS (1113) SUNSET
GRINGOLD 7-2416 27 35 2 179 THE CUTTHROATS (203) BONSUR
-MUMPHY CHICK 1-5487 29 1 0 174 LEGENDS OF STEELE (1047) MORDANT
PEGASUS 6-4161 30 45 1 173 KREWE OF DRUID (1186) TRANSEL
HITZ 82-10428 15 7 0 170 4-LETTER DOCTORS (1204) DWES EG
NUMBERED WON 18-7434 30 39 0 167 NEXT GENERATION (1150) TALCAMA
LINK 6-5144 32 57 2 163 SUPER BASH BROTHERS (1067) TRANSEL
FRIED TWINKIE 5-4562 31 11 0 162 MORE NEW TEAMS 2 (1188) KALTOS
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
WENT TO MARKET 25-4288 29 34 2 162 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162) LYRATILAN
DECK SWAB 18-2148 27 23 2 161 SEA DOGS (328) TALCAMA
-SUN TZU 59-310 30 20 3 156 ISLE OF SKYE (876) ILLIS
LIFE 3-4196 47 145 0 154 GAMES LIBRARY (998) OSKSI
EMILY 17-5753 37 24 0 153 BLADES OF STEEL (1211) ALJAFIR
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ASHANTI 6-5352 29 41 5 144 KREWE OF DRUID (1186) TRANSEL
QUID PRO QUO 10-4794 37 28 1 142 QUBIT (1140) KOLACT
MAGINOT MIKE 4-4509 61 80 1 130 DOGS OF WAR (999) JHELUM
ENDYMION 6-4163 30 46 1 129 KREWE OF DRUID (1186) TRANSEL
TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463 27 20 0 117 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JOCK 82-10452 11 6 0 100 4-LETTER ITCHES (1218) DWES EG
BEAR 7-4628 28 56 1 98 BIG BAD (1073) BONSUR
STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836 22 18 0 97 I'M SO SEXY (1072) RODEKI
-EGIL SKALLAGRIMSON 59-1964 26 12 1 94 ISLE OF SKYE (876) ILLIS
YUENGLING 82-16265 18 5 1 94 LOCAL BEER (1219) DWES EG
BOB, ETERNAL, 38-4460 20 1 0 93 SANDS OF TIME (1178) CLIFFHOME
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-NARCISSISTIC NUN 69-8644 16 7 0 90 ODD SQUAD (1217) CIMMERIAC
-SAVARE 10-1978 21 23 1 87 DARK CREATION (1207) KOLACT
-FARGEN ICEHOLE 59-1938 20 8 1 87 ISLE OF SKYE (876) ILLIS
INSURRECTION 60-5607 8 9 0 86 BLADES OF DESTINY (1216) ARADI
-THE HIPPY 21-5701 16 7 0 82 COSMIC FREAK OUT (1225) SUNSET
-PEON NECROMANCER 18-7856 24 16 5 80 SRETSAMLEUD (1183) TALCAMA
-STRAFE 82-11158 25 16 0 78 BLACK PRIMERS (1187) DWES EG
CYCLONE 10-2057 22 20 0 76 THUNDERSTRIKERS (449) KOLACT
RONALD REAGAN 21-1588 21 19 0 75 SONS OF SATAN (1214) SUNSET
-BET OR NOT DIE 62-3981 18 12 3 74 SRETSAMLEUD (1203) VALAMANTIS
BRADEN 6-4867 61 105 1 70 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
-I SEE SOUNDS 21-5704 18 14 1 70 COSMIC FREAK OUT (1225) SUNSET
HEAT 98-981 15 13 4 66 WHAT A TREAT (1201) SYVYN'S HILL
2 62-2976 26 23 3 64 NUMBERS (937) VALAMANTIS
-MY1STADMWARRIOR 37-4668 25 11 1 63 SRETSAMLEUD (1134) SIBIKHAS
BRICKTOP 18-7955 27 19 0 59 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
MINOS 21-5805 16 10 1 58 SONS OF SATAN (1214) SUNSET
-RONALD MCDONALD 42-4041 18 1 1 56 CLOWNING AROUND (1200) RODEKI
MANUTE BOL 5-4233 15 8 0 56 LARGE LOSERS (1228) KALTOS
-THANATAR 21-749 21 24 3 54 SONS OF SATAN (1214) SUNSET
FRIJOLE! 99-1214 12 15 3 54 BEAN MACHINE (1202) SOUTH RIDGE
WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 24 74 2 52 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
-HENRY VAN GIESON V 59-436 13 9 0 52 ISLE OF SKYE (876) ILLIS
-YOU 62-4002 17 10 1 51 SRETSAMLEUD (1203) VALAMANTIS
-BOUGHTANDPAID 4 10-4809 15 13 4 48 SRETSAMLEUD (1135) KOLACT
MEN WORKING 38-4189 29 69 1 41 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
KHALHUMS DWARF 104-10 0 1 0 1 DECK SWAB 18-2148 397
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Mumphy Chick -- Well, you know, I figured you'd come to me for skills, me being more
experienced and all. And then you didn't learn a thing. You must not have been
paying attention. To my moves, I mean, because the way you were eyeballing my manly
physique was almost embarrassing. But then, you're an orc, so I understand. Very
physical people, orcs. -- Maginot Mike
Ishinomori -- I never cared for raw fish, so you can just, uh, get cooked. -- Mucker
Cooler -- Amazing how such a small cooler can hold so much beer. -- Tolais Deepheart
Hitz -- (very crossly) I expected better of you. The courtesy to lose, for
instance. -- Life of Osksi, distracted
As some of you may be aware, I'm not very reliable at finishing adventures.
However, I'll be more than happy to start one if one of you would like to finish
it. Suave? Andarus? -- Desiree's author
1 March 2005
The Contract
[as retold by Hammer the WordSmith]
What had begun as a contract for swords and armor between a well known name in
the DM community and the former VC Captain/WordSmith and WeaponSmith of the Vendetta
Cartel Tarantula Tribe was destined to impact and altar the landscape of the dueling
community for years to come.
The following is but a condensed retelling of history in the making.
Hammer continued sipping his tankard of Elven Tonic as the mysterious hooded
figure quietly seated himself across the table from the Veteran Manager whose back
was against the wall; allowing for a subtle, but effective surveillance of the dimly
lit tavern.
Recent events in both Illis and North Fork/SCOMSS Swamp Arena had stunned the DM
managerial world with the announcement that Hammer had resigned from his position as
a well respected member of the Vendetta Cartel Alliance.
Those managers and associates closest to Hammer were shocked and dismayed that
there seemed to be NO Rational Explanation for Hammer making such a seemingly
irrational, hasty and extremely illogical decision; by what seemed to be a spur of
the moment reaction following the Declaration of War by Hammer in the DM 47 P-ads.
This is what stirred the mysterious hooded figure to seek Hammer with a request
that would change the managerial course of both men; ultimately Rocking the
Managerial World of Alastari as a result of the forthcoming decisions reached by the
two Veterans.
Time passed swiftly as both Veteran Managers discussed how the landscape of the
DM game on the sands of Alastari had changed over the years both in Basic and Tourney
play; producing a new breed of managers who would of necessity band together in an
alliance with a common goal; waging war against antagonists while improving the
managerial skills of each participating member in their glorious quest for DM
excellence.
Hammer listened intently as his unexpected guest inquired about the situation in
North Fork/SCOMSS Swamp Arena; revealing his desire to participate in the upcoming
Turf War 4 contest in DM 47 with an alliance that would accept him on a more
permanent basis other than for just fighting together as a TW4 alliance to win fame
and Gift Certs.
Here was a Veteran Manager, seeking the advice of Hammer regarding an alliance
to join on a permanent basis; plus extending a sword arm of friendship and requesting
that Hammer join him as an alliance mate with those who would welcome their
membership.
The Iron in the Words of Hammer had produced this opportunity as a result of the
recent conflicts witnessed first hand by the manager seated across the table from
Hammer. This Veteran Manager had been secretly searching and scouting around
Alastari for someone worth his mettle to fight alongside; someone who would know
where to find the perfect gang of rebels who were unafraid of waging war against
anyone.
Hammer knew exactly where to look and in a matter of days the two newcomers were
welcomed into the ranks of a group of managers who received them as war waging equals
in an alliance that had joined a Confederation of Alliances for the TW4 contest.
Fighting under the banner of The Illuminati Confederation of Alliances alongside
members of Chaos Inc, kLk and The Company of Brothers during the TW4 was more than
either of the two Veteran Managers had envisioned a few months ago.
Hammer was now entering a new journey with a new attitude.
Perhaps you readers may have noticed that new attitude by now since this
announcement by Hammer is uncharacteristically Exclamation Point Free.
Except for the famous quote by Hammer at the end of this announcement.
Now that Hammer and the Mysterious Hooded Figure have agreed to join forces with
an alliance whose members have welcomed them enthusiastically; let those who desire
to be antagonistic be forewarned as to the identities of these newly welcomed wagers
of war:
Tripwire
kLk Bringer of Pain
Hammer
kLk WordSmith and WeaponSmith
Minister of War
Illuminati Idealist
"May Your Blades Be Sharp and Your Wits Sharper!"
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
ETCHED IN STONE unbelievably bested JAKUCHU ITO in a 7 minute Challenge fight.
NUMBERED WON was subdued by TOLAIS DEEPHEART in a 2 minute Challenge melee.
WIGGLER demolished QUID PRO QUO in a 2 minute bloody uneven Challenge fight.
TUM devastated WHIRLING WORD in a exciting 2 minute one-sided Challenge Title fight.
ISHINOMORI devastated REDEMPTION in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
MINOS was devastated by STUPID SEXY FLANDERS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
OBSESSIVE overcame NEOSPHINCTER in a action packed 1 minute fight.
BLACK WIDOW lost to DR DAZZLE in a action packed 3 minute gruesome duel.
SPEEDI overpowered MAHI MAHI in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
JANAE savagely defeated SUX0R in a action packed 4 minute gory match.
SMOOGIE overpowered HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH in a 1 minute one-sided match.
MIMIC BLENNY devastated MUCKER in a exciting 1 minute mismatched conflict.
BASS demolished STARBUCK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody one-sided brawl.
DEORNE savagely defeated CRACK IS CHEAP in a popular 18 minute bloody duel.
RAMZA vanquished SHINY PENNY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
DUSKY JAWFISH bested HE HATE ME in a 2 minute brawl.
SUPER BUM was savagely defeated by COOLER in a 2 minute brutal bout.
SULTAN was luckily beaten by ONE A DAY in a exciting 6 minute gory bout.
WHIRLING DOG slimly lost to TOWER in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gory competition.
PTI was overpowered by TORNADO in a 2 minute gory one-sided duel.
DARK GUMBY overcame DOC STEELE in a action packed 2 minute duel.
DOC STEELE was bested by A DIFFERENT GRAPE in a exciting 3 minute bout.
CLEANER WRASSE overpowered FRIED TWINKIE in a exciting 2 minute gory uneven fight.
RENAE vanquished WENT TO MARKET in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
A NEW PONY! slimly lost to DR NUT in a action packed 3 minute gruesome bout.
SCHYLER beat PEGASUS in a exciting 2 minute fray.
ROLEX WATCH overcame GRINGOLD in a exciting 2 minute duel.
BLUE was luckily beaten by RED FUSION in a action packed 8 minute gruesome fight.
MISS HONEY savagely defeated THRENODY in a exciting 3 minute gory match.
CHIEF STORMCLOUD was overpowered by SOLACIA in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
SMILES handily defeated EMILY in a action packed 1 minute mismatched match.
LINK overpowered MAGINOT MIKE in a 2 minute one-sided struggle.
HITZ demolished ENDYMION in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
LIFE unbelievably bested ASHANTI in a exciting 5 minute brutal fight.
BEAR was handily defeated by TASTY HANGNAIL in a 1 minute uneven match.
DECK SWAB executed KHALHUMS DWARF in a 1 minute gory uneven bout.
JOCK handily defeated BRADEN in a action packed 1 minute mismatched match.
BOB, ETERNAL, overpowered RONALD REAGAN in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
WORK IN PROGRESS slimly lost to HEAT in a 2 minute struggle.
MEN WORKING was demolished by INSURRECTION in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
BRICKTOP was viciously subdued by CYCLONE in a crowd pleasing 6 minute brutal fight.
FRIJOLE! was overcome by 2 in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal melee.
MANUTE BOL was overpowered by YUENGLING in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 28 WALL OF STEEL 67 - 48 - 1 58 |
|TOTAL PARRY 13 TOTAL PARRY 72 - 52 - 1 58 |
|AIMED BLOW 11 LUNGING ATTACK 148 - 111 - 3 57 |
|WALL OF STEEL 9 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 4 - 0 56 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 8 PARRY-LUNGE 17 - 17 - 0 50 |
|BASHING ATTACK 6 AIMED BLOW 49 - 52 - 0 49 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 4 SLASHING ATTACK 40 - 43 - 0 48 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 STRIKING ATTACK 17 - 29 - 0 37 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 14 - 0 30 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 BASHING ATTACK 15 - 51 - 1 23 |
Turn 397 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
LUNGING ATTACK 16 - 12 TOTAL PARRY 6 - 7 8 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 5 - 4 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 4 2 TOTAL PARRY
AIMED BLOW 6 - 5 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 3 1 PARRY-LUNGE
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0
SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK TUM 18-7380 39 21 2 252 FROM THE FACE (1213)
TOTAL PARRY DEORNE 7-2529 84 57 1 275 BLADES OF ICE (192)
PARRY-LUNGE JANAE 5-3867 66 49 3 228 BLADES OF CHAOS (961)
WALL OF STEEL OBSESSIVE 58-2447 55 55 1 220 ELEMENTS OF PSI (423)
SLASHING ATTACK COOLER 82-7277 42 35 1 215 STYROFOAM (1090)
STRIKING ATTACK TORNADO 6-2249 38 55 2 214 ACTS OF NATURE (415)
AIMED BLOW A NEW PONY! 82-1306 34 40 0 205 WHAT I ATE FOR XMAS (1114)
BASHING ATTACK SHINY PENNY 32-3789 39 81 2 186 FOUND IN THE SAND (1034)
PARRY-RIPOSTE WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 24 74 2 52 JUST BECAUSE (1151)
The overall popularity leader is CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422. The most popular warrior
this turn was BLUE 33-5776. The ten other most popular fighters were DEORNE 7-2529,
SULTAN 10-4516, JAKUCHU ITO 7-5102, JANAE 5-3867, WHIRLING DOG 10-4177, ASHANTI
6-5352, FRIJOLE! 99-1214, ONE A DAY 98-799, TOWER 7-4461, and MISS HONEY 36-4850.
The least popular fighter this week was CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422. The other ten least
popular fighters were MANUTE BOL 5-4233, BRICKTOP 18-7955, MEN WORKING 38-4189,
RONALD REAGAN 21-1588, STARBUCK 6-5387, HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH 18-6977, MAHI MAHI
18-4899, BRADEN 6-4867, BEAR 7-4628, and ENDYMION 6-4163.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
OSKSI(3) 1 0 0 ZORPUNT(24) 1 0 0 TRICORUS(51) 0 1 0
JHELUM(4) 0 3 0 LYRATILAN(25) 0 1 0 ANDOR(57) 1 0 0
KALTOS(5) 2 3 0 ARVAT(32) 1 1 0 DELARQ TOR(58) 2 0 0
TRANSEL(6) 4 5 0 NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 0 1 0 ARADI(60) 1 0 0
BONSUR(7) 7 4 0 JHANS(36) 1 0 0 JURINE(61) 1 0 0
KOLACT(10) 1 3 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 0 1 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 1 0 0
ALJAFIR(17) 0 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 2 0 DWES EG(82) 6 3 0
TALCAMA(18) 6 8 1 RODEKI(42) 2 1 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 2 0 0
SUNSET(21) 1 2 0 CAER(48) 0 1 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LIFE 3-4196 47 145 0 154 GAMES LIBRARY (998) OSKSI
THRENODY 4-4557 39 47 1 185 BLADES OF MIST (959) JHELUM
BASS 5-3666 65 104 2 260 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
TORNADO 6-2249 38 55 2 214 ACTS OF NATURE (415) TRANSEL
DEORNE 7-2529 84 57 1 275 BLADES OF ICE (192) BONSUR
SULTAN 10-4516 32 11 1 197 SIR AGLIO (600) KOLACT
EMILY 17-5753 37 24 0 153 BLADES OF STEEL (1211) ALJAFIR
TUM 18-7380 39 21 2 252 FROM THE FACE (1213) TALCAMA
SMILES 21-3207 26 17 3 180 TROOPERS (1113) SUNSET
DR NUT 24-4254 68 42 2 210 DP CLONES (1045) ZORPUNT
WENT TO MARKET 25-4288 29 34 2 162 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162) LYRATILAN
ROLEX WATCH 32-3732 58 54 1 192 LUST MUPPETS (1036) ARVAT
BLUE 33-5776 30 21 1 184 BLADES OF GRASS (1215) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
MISS HONEY 36-4850 75 74 0 206 SCARRY TEAM (824) JHANS
BLACK WIDOW 37-1303 73 75 3 208 BEAST MASTERS (136) SIBIKHAS
BOB, ETERNAL, 38-4460 20 1 0 93 SANDS OF TIME (1178) CLIFFHOME
MUCKER 42-3596 66 72 2 195 DELVERS (1000) RODEKI
WHIRLING WORD 48-3815 80 42 2 195 4-LETTER WORDS (1063) CAER
CHIEF STORMCLOUD 51-4306 32 13 1 185 RAINDANCE (1106) TRICORUS
DR DAZZLE 57-4485 75 36 2 237 PEPPER PRACTICE II (1069) ANDOR
SPEEDI 58-3029 117 87 3 299 SHAMROCKS (424) DELARQ TOR
INSURRECTION 60-5607 8 9 0 86 BLADES OF DESTINY (1216) ARADI
ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 58 25 1 228 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE
2 62-2976 26 23 3 64 NUMBERS (937) VALAMANTIS
SMOOGIE 82-2247 20 14 1 243 STREET PIZZAD III (1190) DWES EG
ONE A DAY 98-799 31 26 3 217 MY DRUGS (1179) SYVYN'S HILL
FRIJOLE! 99-1214 12 15 3 54 BEAN MACHINE (1202) SOUTH RIDGE