DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL Date : 04/16/2005 Duedate: 04/29/2005 DARKHOLM DM-104 TURN-399 RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K % 1 BLACK PRIMER 82/1187 1192 432 7 73.4 BEAN MACHINE 99/1202 THUNDR + LITENING 18/309 11-BLADES OF ICE 7/192 448 430 2 51.0 2-RAINDANCE 51/1106 65 30 2 68.4 BLADES OF DESTINY 60/1216 3 MONGREL HORDE 10/964 495 242 3 67.2 BLADES OF CHAOS 5/961 4 DON'T ASK 82/1205 1608 1274 17 55.8 BLADES OF MIST 4/959 LOCAL BEER 82/1219 BLADES OF STEEL 17/1211 4-LETTER ITCHES 82/1218 BLADES OF GRASS 33/1215 4-LETTER WORDS 48/1063 12-NINJAS 7/1107 102 119 1 46.2 4-LETTER DOCTORS 82/1204 FROM THE FACE 18/1213 STREET PIZZAD III 82/1190 SCIENCE FICTION 6/1191 WHAT I ATE FOR XMAS 82/1114 13 COSMIC FREAK 21/1225 64 93 1 40.8 MY WIFE'S COSMETICS 82/1038 14 BEAST MASTERS 37/136 172 251 3 40.7 LUST MUPPETS 32/1036 ELEMENTS OF PSI 58/423 5 NUMBERS 62/937 1796 1519 7 54.2 KREWE OF DRUID 6/1186 SANDS OF TIME 38/1178 ACTS OF NATURE 6/415 CEMENTIA 61/1112 15 SEA DOGS 18/328 44 67 3 39.6 FLAT BROKE 82/1184 THE CUTTHROATS 7/203 PEPPER PRACTICE II 57/1069 16 DELVERS 42/1000 260 417 2 38.4 DP CLONES 24/1045 DOGS OF WAR 4/999 MORE NEW TEAMS 2 5/1188 GAMES LIBRARY 3/998 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW 82/1197 17 JOHNS 5/927 844 1497 17 36.1 WASTELAND 18/468 ARROGANCE 18/732 WHAT A TREAT 98/1201 SCARRY TEAM 36/824 WASTELAND II 7/500 THE LADY'S LIST 6/917 IT'S NEW! 6/1195 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151 I'M SO SEXY 42/1072 18 BIG BAD 7/1073 526 995 9 34.6 MY DRUGS 98/1179 NEXT GENERATION 18/1150 LARGE LOSERS 5/1228 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY 25/1162 6 STYROFOAM 82/1090 1131 990 8 53.3 SUPER BASH BROTHERS 6/1067 7 QUBIT 10/1140 579 521 2 52.6 FOUND IN THE SAND 32/1034 SIR AGLIO 10/600 CLOWNING AROUND 42/1200 8-TROOPERS 21/1113 29 27 2 51.8 19-SONS OF SATA 21/1214 3 8 0 27.3 9 SHAMROCKS 58/424 182 172 3 51.4 20-THUNDERSTRIKE 10/449 1 7 0 12.5 10 BIG MEAN FISH 18/292 724 688 6 51.3 '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 519): BRICK WALL of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Nick, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 404): SCARDY CAT of ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 524): SAGA of AESIR (Buri, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 520): BAGMAN of HITMEN FOR HIRE (Rude Buddha, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 519): JOHN TYLER of I'M HISTORY (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 523): SATAN CLAUS of HOLIDAY HORRORS (The Dark One, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 520): MAJOR ANGER of WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 515): SIX DEMON BAG of BIG TROUBLE (Edge, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 507): BARBU of BIG MEAN FISH (Big Wave Dave, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 505): SUIGENERIS of TROOPERS (Lord Genesis, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 479): SANDPAPER CONDOM of MEMPHIS MAFIA II (Talon Darkhart, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 470): RUNABOUT of JINDA-BAN (Nick, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 206): ULRIK VORN of THE MIDDLE WAY (Nick, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 457): CRIX BREMOORE of FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 405): DELANGE of DARK HORSEMEN (Nick, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 193): MOUSETRAP of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 181): JUDAS PRIEST of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 355): BENSI DURN of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Nick, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 158): RYSHER of ORIGINALE BASTARDS ( ! , mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 398): SPEEDI of SHAMROCKS from DELARQ TOR (Leprechaun, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 519): HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Nick, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 404): THE GOLDEN FISH (Nick, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 524): AESIR (Buri, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 520): WESTSIDE BULLOCKS (Farnham, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 519): I'M HISTORY (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 523): HOLIDAY HORRORS (The Dark One, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 520): WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 515): SPRINGBORN (Still, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 507): BIG MEAN FISH (Big Wave Dave, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 505): TROOPERS (Lord Genesis, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 479): MEMPHIS MAFIA II (Talon Darkhart, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 470): JINDA-BAN (Nick, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 206): CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 457): DELVERS (Nick, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 405): DARK HORSEMEN (Nick, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 193): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jinda, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 181): ILL AVENGERS (Knolan, Master Wildstorm, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 355): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Nick, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 158): FILM FUN (Otto X. Frothingslosh, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 398): ODD SQUAD, etc. (Doc Steele, mgr.) Recent Graduates ----------------- DM 3 OSKSI (turn 524): SUNBURN of SIMPLY DESSERTS (Sweet Tooth, mgr.) (turn 523): BRUENOR of AESIR (Buri, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 519): MY BIG TOE of WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 515): SIX DEMON BAG of BIG TROUBLE (Edge, mgr.) (turn 514): TYCHO of THE MOONDOGS (Nick, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 507): JANDOLIN of GHAELIE SIDHE (Mordraith, mgr.) (turn 506): GOHAN of WASTELAND (The Muffin Man, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 478): SKIRZA SLAPSTIK of THE FALLEN (Azrael, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 469): FUGAZI of TEAM FLOYD (Floyd, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 457): CRIX BREMOORE of FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.) (turn 456): SUSHEE SU of DELVERS (Nick, mgr.) JOHN ROSE of DELVERS (Nick, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 157): ORPHAN of X-POSSE (Savant, mgr.) REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER You have to make allowances, after all. Desiree (not her real name) is a woman, and when is a woman where she said she'd be, when she said she'd be? Not here and not today, at any rate. Probably just as well, you know how she is when it looks like you aren't paying attention here. No challenges at all? Sad. Distinctly sad. Probably a sign of the decline of Delarquan moral fiber, and you're all taking up knitting and mushy poetry. Well, send Desiree (not her real name) some mushy poetry by way of personals next time! There was a little avoidance, and that tells a tale, doesn't it? Afraid to challenge, and running desperately to avoid! THUNDR + LITENING was or were avoided by WASTELAND II. Since there isn't anything else to speak of in this newsletter, I'm going to give you a quick run-down on all the fights (if I run you down too much, well, tough!): BOZO (42-4016) (22-31-0,77) of CLOWNING AROUND fought 2 (62-2976) (27-23-3,66) of NUMBERS. BOZO was viciously subdued by 2 in an exciting 5 minute brutal fight. Not surprising, you know how it is with Number 2. He tries harder. MANUTE BOL (5-4233) (16-8-0,73) of LARGE LOSERS fought BRADEN (6-4867) (61-106- 1,64) of THE LADY'S LIST. MANUTE BOL was demolished by BRADEN in a 1 minute one- sided struggle. This is what happens to people on a team named "Losers." It makes no difference what SIZE they are. I SEE SOUNDS (21-5704) (18-15-1,52) of COSMIC FREAK OUT fought THE CUTICLE DANCE (82-13639) (14-5-1,90) of DON'T ASK. I SEE SOUNDS was overpowered by THE CUTICLE DANCE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle. I don't propose to ask, or to look too closely. FRIJOLE! (99-1214) (13-15-3,75) of BEAN MACHINE fought BRICKTOP (18-7955) (27- 20-0,64) of WASTELAND. FRIJOLE! overpowered BRICKTOP in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gruesome one-sided fray. More than Bricktop were overpowered by those beans, and I will leave it to your imagination how it was done. WORK IN PROGRESS (38-4193) (24-75-2,57) of JUST BECAUSE fought HEAT (98-981) (16-13-4,68) of WHAT A TREAT. WORK IN PROGRESS was narrowly defeated by HEAT in an exciting 3 minute brutal fight. Does this mean that all work has stopped? MEN WORKING (38-4189) (29-70-1,44) of JUST BECAUSE fought THE HIPPY (21-5701) (16-8-0,62) of COSMIC FREAK OUT. MEN WORKING was slaughtered by THE HIPPY in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided fray. Ah, and I suppose this explains WHY all work has stopped. TASTY HANGNAIL (7-5463) (28-20-0,135) of WASTELAND II fought ENDYMION (6-4163) (30-47-1,127) of KREWE OF DRUID. TASTY HANGNAIL was overpowered by ENDYMION in a 1 minute one-sided fight. Some people just can't stand to see other people gnawing on their fingers. Good thing, too. MAGINOT MIKE (4-4509) (61-81-1,115) of DOGS OF WAR fought STUPID SEXY FLANDERS (42-3836) (23-18-0,104) of I'M SO SEXY. MAGINOT MIKE was beaten by STUPID SEXY FLANDERS in a 1 minute competition. A stupid loss for Mike. PEGASUS (6-4161) (30-46-1,156) of KREWE OF DRUID fought BOB, ETERNAL, (38-4460) (21-1-0,101) of SANDS OF TIME. PEGASUS was vanquished by BOB, ETERNAL, in an action packed 1 minute one-sided fray. So, Bob, does the inversion of your name actually help? Or is it just an affectation? HITZ (82-10428) (15-7-0,170) of 4-LETTER DOCTORS fought FRIED TWINKIE (5-4562) (31-12-0,165) of MORE NEW TEAMS 2. HITZ savagely defeated FRIED TWINKIE in an action packed 2 minute brutal match. I should hope so! If there is anything worthless, it must be a fried twinkie. Unless it's something else. NEOSPHINCTER (18-7317) (30-27-1,178) of WASTELAND fought NUMBERED WON (18-7434) (30-40-0,169) of NEXT GENERATION. NEOSPHINCTER overpowered NUMBERED WON in a popular 1 minute uneven fight. Yes, I would say that Numbered Won HAS got losing down to an art. DECK SWAB (18-2148) (27-24-2,169) of SEA DOGS fought SHADOWMANE (104-28) (0-0- 0,200) of the College of Mimes. DECK SWAB demolished SHADOWMANE in an action packed 1 minute one-sided fight. Deck, you can expect the bill from the Mimes to arrive before sunset. LINK (6-5144) (33-57-2,197) of SUPER BASH BROTHERS fought ASHANTI (6-5352) (30- 41-5,178) of KREWE OF DRUID. LINK was vanquished by ASHANTI in a popular 1 minute mismatched fray. Don't ask me why this was popular. Even if I was a mind-reader, I'm not sure the crowd has a mind. RED FUSION (6-5480) (37-9-0,203) of IT'S NEW! fought QUID PRO QUO (10-4794) (38- 28-1,164) of QUBIT. RED FUSION luckily beat QUID PRO QUO in an action packed 6 minute bout. And then, according to the tip sheet, next time QPQ gets to beat RF? That would be proper. ONE A DAY (98-799) (31-27-3,199) of MY DRUGS fought SCHYLER (6-4866) (64-103- 1,194) of THE LADY'S LIST. ONE A DAY beat SCHYLER in an action packed 3 minute fight. And tomorrow, One will beat somebody else. But only one per day. MISS HONEY (36-4850) (75-75-0,200) of SCARRY TEAM fought MUCKER (42-3596) (67- 72-2,202) of DELVERS. MISS HONEY overpowered MUCKER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched conflict. The crowd likes to see pretty women fight. Just shows you what THEY know about it! Encouraging waywardness, if no worse. ROLEX WATCH (32-3732) (58-55-1,194) of LUST MUPPETS fought WENT TO MARKET (25- 4288) (30-34-2,164) of THIS LITTLE PRIGGY. ROLEX WATCH luckily beat WENT TO MARKET in an exciting 1 minute bout. I wasn't excited by this. WIGGLER (18-8088) (28-6-1,210) of THUNDR + LITENING fought PTI (7-5412) (33-19- 0,188) of WASTELAND II. WIGGLER devastated PTI in an exciting 1 minute one-sided fight. Good. DUSKY JAWFISH (18-6978) (53-57-1,203) of BIG MEAN FISH fought SUX0R (5-4560) (32-15-0,187) of MORE NEW TEAMS 2. DUSKY JAWFISH viciously subdued SUX0R in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody bout. Some fish are REALLY mean. SULTAN (10-4516) (33-11-1,207) of SIR AGLIO fought WHIRLING DOG (10-4177) (73- 39-1,195) of MONGREL HORDE. SULTAN was vanquished by WHIRLING DOG in an action packed 1 minute mismatched bout. Check on that dog, it may be rabid. DOC STEELE (18-6808) (52-77-1,192) of ARROGANCE fought GRINGOLD (7-2416) (27-36- 2,173) of THE CUTTHROATS. DOC STEELE was overpowered by GRINGOLD in a popular 1 minute mismatched conflict. But was his throat cut? That's what I want to know! It didn't happen in the arena, but I heard a commotion after the two fighters exited. CLEANER WRASSE (18-6495) (84-69-2,198) of BIG MEAN FISH fought TOLAIS DEEPHEART (42-1620) (103-107-0,185) of DELVERS. CLEANER WRASSE devastated TOLAIS DEEPHEART in a 1 minute bloody one-sided battle. A very clean fight. DOC STEELE (18-6010) (64-123-6,188) of ARROGANCE fought CRACK IS CHEAP (82- 18422) (31-18-0,179) of NEGATIVE CASH FLOW. DOC STEELE was subdued by CRACK IS CHEAP in a crowd pleasing 3 minute competition. Is this a sign of superior arrogance, that Doc Steele the Warrior appears TWICE on this team? MAHI MAHI (18-4899) (110-70-1,207) of BIG MEAN FISH fought HE HATE ME (18-7820) (27-34-2,187) of WASTELAND. MAHI MAHI handily defeated HE HATE ME in an exciting 1 minute one-sided bout. And people think I'm strange because I won't eat fish. Fish are dangerous. DR NUT (24-4254) (69-42-2,215) of DP CLONES fought A DIFFERENT GRAPE (82-1258) (49-42-1,189) of MY WIFE'S COSMETICS. DR NUT was defeated by A DIFFERENT GRAPE in an exciting 1 minute fight. What was different about this grape was: it was ripe. You don't see that very often. BLACK WIDOW (37-1303) (74-75-3,229) of BEAST MASTERS fought SHINY PENNY (32- 3789) (39-82-2,193) of FOUND IN THE SAND. BLACK WIDOW overpowered SHINY PENNY in a 1 minute uneven duel. If the Shiny penny has been overpowered, does that mean it's dull now? DARK GUMBY (7-4694) (69-43-1,213) of WASTELAND II fought MIMIC BLENNY (18-7541) (46-27-1,261) of BIG MEAN FISH. DARK GUMBY lost to MIMIC BLENNY in an action packed 2 minute gruesome duel. Gruesome doesn't begin to describe this one. Did you see what that Fish DID? WHIRLING WORD (48-3815) (81-42-2,213) of 4-LETTER WORDS fought LIFE (3-4196) (48-145-0,194) of GAMES LIBRARY. WHIRLING WORD overpowered LIFE in a popular 1 minute gruesome mismatched brawl. How unreasonable. ETCHED IN STONE (61-3112) (59-25-1,231) of CEMENTIA fought TORNADO (6-2249) (38- 56-2,201) of ACTS OF NATURE. ETCHED IN STONE outwaited TORNADO in a popular 10 minute bloody duel. The only place to outwait a tornado is in a storm cellar. NOT on the sands. Don't try this at home. SMOOGIE (82-2247) (20-14-1,243) of STREET PIZZAD III fought OBSESSIVE (58-2447) (55-56-1,206) of ELEMENTS OF PSI. SMOOGIE was defeated by OBSESSIVE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match. Note to fans: Obsessive does not equal Obsession. Do not give this gladiator perfume. You will regret it if you do. COOLER (82-7277) (43-35-1,226) of STYROFOAM fought SUPER BUM (82-18411) (35-17- 1,185) of FLAT BROKE. COOLER was unbelievably bested by SUPER BUM in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory brawl. I found nothing unbelievable in this fight. It happened before my very eyes, after all. BASS (5-3666) (66-104-2,270) of JOHNS fought DR DAZZLE (57-4485) (76-36-2,248) of PEPPER PRACTICE II. BASS was demolished by DR DAZZLE in a popular 1 minute one- sided melee. Note that this was a "dazzling" display of gladiatorial skills. And for the title and the Runeblade: SPEEDI (58-3029) (118-87-3,318) of SHAMROCKS fought HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH (18-6977) (59-50-0,213) of BIG MEAN FISH. SPEEDI devastated HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight. The entire fight being carried out in total silence. Eerie. Ketchum (my real name) KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY SPEEDI 58-3029 119 87 3 334 SHAMROCKS (424) DELARQ TOR GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY MIMIC BLENNY 18-7541 47 27 1 282 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA -DEORNE 7-2529 85 57 1 277 BLADES OF ICE (192) BONSUR DR DAZZLE 57-4485 77 36 2 259 PEPPER PRACTICE II (1069) ANDOR -TUM 18-7380 39 21 2 252 FROM THE FACE (1213) TALCAMA -RAZOX 7-2400 90 58 1 242 BLADES OF ICE (192) BONSUR ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 60 25 1 239 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE BLACK WIDOW 37-1303 75 75 3 237 BEAST MASTERS (136) SIBIKHAS -JANAE 5-3867 67 49 3 237 BLADES OF CHAOS (961) KALTOS -RAMZA 7-4340 70 38 2 234 BLADES OF ICE (192) BONSUR WIGGLER 18-8088 29 6 1 227 THUNDR + LITENING (309) TALCAMA WHIRLING WORD 48-3815 82 42 2 224 4-LETTER WORDS (1063) CAER WHIRLING DOG 10-4177 74 39 1 220 MONGREL HORDE (964) KOLACT DUSKY JAWFISH 18-6978 54 57 1 217 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA MAHI MAHI 18-4899 111 70 1 215 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA OBSESSIVE 58-2447 56 56 1 215 ELEMENTS OF PSI (423) DELARQ TOR A DIFFERENT GRAPE 82-1258 50 42 1 214 MY WIFE'S COSMETICS (1038) DWES EG MISS HONEY 36-4850 76 75 0 211 SCARRY TEAM (824) JHANS GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY -A NEW PONY! 82-1306 35 40 0 210 WHAT I ATE FOR XMAS (1114) DWES EG TORNADO 6-2249 38 57 2 207 ACTS OF NATURE (415) TRANSEL CLEANER WRASSE 18-6495 85 69 2 206 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA -JAKUCHU ITO 7-5102 44 17 1 206 NINJAS (1107) BONSUR RED FUSION 6-5480 38 9 0 205 IT'S NEW! (1195) TRANSEL -RENAE 7-4304 72 46 3 204 BLADES OF ICE (192) BONSUR ONE A DAY 98-799 32 27 3 204 MY DRUGS (1179) SYVYN'S HILL SUPER BUM 82-18411 36 17 1 203 FLAT BROKE (1184) DWES EG DARK GUMBY 7-4694 69 44 1 201 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR BASS 5-3666 66 105 2 200 JOHNS (927) KALTOS -ISHINOMORI 7-5390 39 14 1 200 NINJAS (1107) BONSUR -REDEMPTION 4-4868 32 26 1 199 BLADES OF MIST (959) JHELUM ASHANTI 6-5352 31 41 5 199 KREWE OF DRUID (1186) TRANSEL HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH 18-6977 59 51 0 198 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA ROLEX WATCH 32-3732 59 55 1 196 LUST MUPPETS (1036) ARVAT LIFE 3-4196 48 146 0 196 GAMES LIBRARY (998) OSKSI SULTAN 10-4516 33 12 1 196 SIR AGLIO (600) KOLACT GRINGOLD 7-2416 28 36 2 196 THE CUTTHROATS (203) BONSUR DECK SWAB 18-2148 28 24 2 196 SEA DOGS (328) TALCAMA SMOOGIE 82-2247 20 15 1 196 STREET PIZZAD III (1190) DWES EG COOLER 82-7277 43 36 1 195 STYROFOAM (1090) DWES EG SCHYLER 6-4866 64 104 1 194 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL DR NUT 24-4254 69 43 2 192 DP CLONES (1045) ZORPUNT MUCKER 42-3596 67 73 2 190 DELVERS (1000) RODEKI -STARBUCK 6-5387 44 34 0 190 SCIENCE FICTION (1191) TRANSEL CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422 32 18 0 190 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (1197) DWES EG HE HATE ME 18-7820 27 35 2 190 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317 31 27 1 189 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA SUX0R 5-4560 32 16 0 188 MORE NEW TEAMS 2 (1188) KALTOS GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY PTI 7-5412 33 20 0 187 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR HITZ 82-10428 16 7 0 187 4-LETTER DOCTORS (1204) DWES EG DOC STEELE 18-6010 64 124 6 185 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA SHINY PENNY 32-3789 39 83 2 185 FOUND IN THE SAND (1034) ARVAT -CHIEF STORMCLOUD 51-4306 32 13 1 185 RAINDANCE (1106) TRICORUS -THRENODY 4-4557 39 48 1 184 BLADES OF MIST (959) JHELUM -BLUE 33-5776 30 21 1 184 BLADES OF GRASS (1215) NIYTYOLE ISLAND TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620 103 108 0 182 DELVERS (1000) RODEKI GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY QUID PRO QUO 10-4794 38 29 1 178 QUBIT (1140) KOLACT LINK 6-5144 33 58 2 177 SUPER BASH BROTHERS (1067) TRANSEL -TOWER 7-4461 47 31 1 175 BLADES OF ICE (192) BONSUR DOC STEELE 18-6808 52 78 1 173 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA WENT TO MARKET 25-4288 30 35 2 168 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162) LYRATILAN FRIED TWINKIE 5-4562 31 13 0 164 MORE NEW TEAMS 2 (1188) KALTOS NUMBERED WON 18-7434 30 41 0 163 NEXT GENERATION (1150) TALCAMA -EMILY 17-5753 37 25 0 155 BLADES OF STEEL (1211) ALJAFIR -SMILES 21-3207 26 18 3 152 TROOPERS (1113) SUNSET GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY ENDYMION 6-4163 31 47 1 146 KREWE OF DRUID (1186) TRANSEL BOB, ETERNAL, 38-4460 22 1 0 140 SANDS OF TIME (1178) CLIFFHOME PEGASUS 6-4161 30 47 1 123 KREWE OF DRUID (1186) TRANSEL TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463 28 21 0 121 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836 24 18 0 116 I'M SO SEXY (1072) RODEKI MAGINOT MIKE 4-4509 61 82 1 106 DOGS OF WAR (999) JHELUM GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY -BEAR 7-4628 29 56 1 100 BIG BAD (1073) BONSUR -JOCK 82-10452 11 6 0 100 4-LETTER ITCHES (1218) DWES EG -YUENGLING 82-16265 18 5 1 94 LOCAL BEER (1219) DWES EG -INSURRECTION 60-5607 9 9 0 93 BLADES OF DESTINY (1216) ARADI THE CUTICLE DANCE 82-13639 15 5 1 92 DON'T ASK (1205) DWES EG GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY FRIJOLE! 99-1214 14 15 3 89 BEAN MACHINE (1202) SOUTH RIDGE -MINOS 21-5805 17 10 1 86 SONS OF SATAN (1214) SUNSET BRADEN 6-4867 62 106 1 84 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL 2 62-2976 28 23 3 80 NUMBERS (937) VALAMANTIS -STRAFE 82-11158 26 16 0 80 BLACK PRIMERS (1187) DWES EG -SKIRZA SLAPSTIK 36-5996 21 15 1 79 THE FALLEN (1231) JHANS -CYCLONE 10-2057 22 21 0 75 THUNDERSTRIKERS (449) KOLACT HEAT 98-981 17 13 4 73 WHAT A TREAT (1201) SYVYN'S HILL BOZO 42-4016 22 32 0 70 CLOWNING AROUND (1200) RODEKI THE HIPPY 21-5701 17 8 1 69 COSMIC FREAK OUT (1225) SUNSET -RONALD REAGAN 21-1588 21 20 0 62 SONS OF SATAN (1214) SUNSET MANUTE BOL 5-4233 16 9 0 58 LARGE LOSERS (1228) KALTOS BRICKTOP 18-7955 27 21 0 57 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 24 76 2 57 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME I SEE SOUNDS 21-5704 18 16 1 55 COSMIC FREAK OUT (1225) SUNSET MEN WORKING 38-4189 29 71 1 41 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN MEN WORKING 38-4189 29 71 1 JUST BECAUSE 1151 THE HIPPY 21-5701 399 PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE Tower -- You are abominable! You have no business being a gladiator if you're a tower. One or the other. -- Life of Osksi Desiree -- Why shouldn't I win my fight in an exciting way? -- Life of Osksi Numbered Won -- Either I'm getting worse, or you're getting better. -- Tolais Deepheart Gringold -- (smugly) I'm a golem. No throat. -- Mucker Tasty Hangnail -- No, it was NOT. It needs... tabasco, I think. -- Maginot Mike Desiree -- Losing is a dirty job, but somebody's got to do it. Better it be done well and with style, if it must be done at all. -- Tolais Deepheart 28 March 2005 Is there anybody in the DM game who is incarcerated that has had to litigate in order to continue playing? Or anyone in the free world who may be able to help me with case law or legal advice? The Administration has already taken "D&D type games" from us once (though I recently had that decision overturned). I believe it's only a matter of time before they try it again and I am prepared to file a lawsuit if need be. I enjoy DM and any help that could be offered would be greatly appreciated! I can be contacted at: Danny Warren #28341 P.O. Box 250 Draper, UT 84070 or: Heathen, mgr. Misnomers DM 47 28 March 2005 Ladies and gents...get your teams together and join in on the hottest and fiercest contest ever to grace the arena sands! Intrigue, personal wars, you name it...we got it going on! What is this contest? It's the Turf War IV in DM 47, North Fork!! This fantastic contest was begun by my alliance mate Asmo Dius, and I've picked up some of the slack. Contest starts on Turn 225 (approx. date June 9th?). It's an "alliance-type contest", so grab your folks and bring them in for a bang up time. Rules will be printed in the DM 47 newsletter at least until the contest starts. -- Baphomet, Host...Company of Brothers Alliance, Illuminati Confederation of Alliances 28 March 2005 Contest Announcement ==================== It's finally here! ScumFest 2005! The greatest scum in the land of Alastari are formally invited to participate in ScumFest 2005, a contest involving the scummiest scum in all of Alastari! Who: All Scum in Alastari What: Scum Fest 2005! Where: Talahya When: May 23rd, Talahya Turns 490-499 Rules ====== The object of winning ScumFest is to have the longest cumulative time (in minutes) at the end of the 10th round. Should there be a tie at the end of 10 rounds, tiebreakers are (in order): - Head to Head Record - Win/Loss Percentage - Average Fight Length (We'll go into overtime if they're still tied) There are no other rules. A manager may use any means at his disposal in order to accomplish his goal. Collusion, hiring Aimed Blows to take out the leaders, etc. Anything goes! To enter the scum fest, please write a personal ad in the DM 100 newsletter, declaring your intention to join the contest, or send an email to managerr@aol.com Please include warrior name and ID numbers of the contestants. You may enter the competition up until Turn 494. Prizes will be announced after the competition begins. The point of the contest is to prove you have the scummiest scum, and necessarily for a silly prize. Good luck and Happy Scumming! -- Manager 6 April 2005 SLAUGHTER'S CHALLENGE I would like to make a formal announcement to all the managers of Alastari that the inaugural/memorial challenge put forth by Abarsis, The Slaughter Priest (Richard Hammes) has been approved by the commission. The contest will be held in TROCAR, arena 54, beginning on the turn that starts around June 2nd. Keep in mind that this is a slow arena. Before I go on, I would like to personally thank the commission for procuring an outstanding top prize for this contest. This announcement follows my last and entry into the contest will be a minimum $5 donation, which I will pool and give to a charity in the San Diego area in Richard Hammes' name and memory. My address is at the end. Once the donation is made, I intend to notify RSI of the charity and amount we donated as a matter of pride for them and us in this game! I will notify everyone in an all arena ad as well. The contest is pretty simple. Any team may enter, there are no restrictions on fight experience! There are no challenges, avoids, bloodfeuds, or tourneys allowed and only one single use of the Dark Arena is allowed after the contest begins. To help eliminate any interference, I am going to allow avoids of non-contest teams in case they are there to manipulate and affect the winner of the contest. Scoring is as follows: 1 point for winning 1 point for killing (giving 2 in total, 1 for the win and 1 for the kill) 1 point for at least one of your warriors writing a personal (regardless of number of personals beyond one you still only get one point). Make sure it is written from one of your team's warriors and not simply the manager entity or you will not get the point. -1 point for losing -1 point for being killed (giving -2 in total, -1 for losing and -1 for being killed) The contest will last for 12 turns, again beginning roughly June 2nd. May I point out that if you use your Dark Arena fight you will get either 2 points, for winning, or -2, for losing, and ALL fights count in the scoring. It matters not if you fight a non-contest warrior or a stand-in; they still count as much as fighting a contest warrior. This will be a test of basic strategy with a touch of luck added in as well. If anyone should break the no tourney rule they will lose 5 points for each warrior entered and those warriors, and any subsequent warriors who replace them in death, cannot score points! Break the no DA, challenge, or avoid rules (except avoids of non-contest teams) and you will be DQ'd as soon as the transgression is discovered. To keep the contest playing field as level as possible, we will have no messing with these rules. Of course you may DA the one time, just as a clarification, but the second time gets you DQ'd. This also counts if it is found you bring a second team in for the purpose of making challenges. You can bring a second team, just don't think they can challenge to give you an advantage. This means DQ to your contest team. A second team may also enter the contest with its own donation of $5 and adherence to the rules. Well, enough of that, I'm sure you'd like to see the prizes so here they are: 1st place - +1 bonus to one warrior on the team, 1 resurrection potion, and 1 favorite knowledge 2nd place - +1 bonus for one warrior, 1 favorites knowledge 3rd place- +1 bonus for one warrior Iron Manager - Run 54 of the possible 60 fights and get a +1 bonus potion The resurrection potion may be used on any FE warrior, however the favorites and +1 bonus potions must be used on a warrior with at least 5 FE. These prizes also must be used within 2 turns of the ending of the contest. Even those rookie level teams can figure out a way to use that resurrection potion if you think night fight ;), after the contest of course, so don't think this is only good for experienced teams! Check your rosters and unused RU's and see if you can't find a reason to come and test your mettle! Again, entry fee is a minimum $5 donation, money order preferred method but if that doesn't work for you we can figure alternate means. If a hopeful entrant happens to be incarcerated and the only real means of making the donation is an account transfer, please make sure you let me know where the transfer came from and which team it is for. I prefer that this only be used as donation method by incarcerated players unless otherwise discussed with me. Please drop me an email, or diplo my team in Tobir(14), letting me know you are sending a donation for entry and the amount so I can be on the lookout for it in the mail. Thanks to all who have sent their sympathies regarding our game's loss of a kind and admirable soul and my best wishes to all! Street Legal Jeff Bura 193 Pepperidge Dr. Wixom, MI 48393 triumph1971@hotmail.com THE DEATH SQUAD (63) in Tobir, arena 14 12 April 2005 A Question of Contests by Hammer the WordSmith The familiar figure of a veteran manager clad in an Elven War Cloak at a lone outpost somewhere near the cross roads of ElseWhere and ElseWhen sorted through his vast disarray of DM papers and notes. Hammer pondered upon the recent dispatches that he had received regarding the upcoming contests that he had been invited to participate in; after all, most contest managers enjoyed having a HAMMERZ stable on the sands, due to the fact that they were usually comprised of dues paying gladiators who were just a cut above the average RSI Stand Ins. The Scum Fest in ADM sponsored by the veteran manager named Manager looked like an entertaining offer, but alas, Hammer had NO candidates worthy enough to warrant spending the cycle fees for their fleeting participation in such a contest. Perhaps sometime in the future, when Hammer succeeded in graduating some Aimers and a promising candidate from one of his slow arena stables, would be the proper time. TW4 in DM 47 was already on Hammer's list of contests to participate in, especially with the convening of the Clown Circus in North Fork/SCOMSS Swamp Arena, along with all the other zany personalities and alliances that promised to make this the greatest ever Turf War contest that Alastari had ever witnessed upon the bloody arena sands! Those same Clowns had sent Hammer an invitation to participate in a contest that their Dark Knighties were sponsoring in an Andorian slow arena, but Hammer also had an invitation to send a stable to DM 54 for a contest being held in the memory of Slaughter Priest, one of Hammer's former alliance mates who had met with an untimely and violently unexpected death while doing a good deed for a friend off world in San Diego. Also added into the mix was an intriguing contest being sponsored by Zalgor Prigg that was to be staged in a few months in the currently closed DM 13 Dullens Regular Arena. Zalgor had contacted Hammer earlier in the year to inform the veteran manager that his newest contest would feature a first round Dark Arena Challenge to level the playing field. Also, each gladiator would have a hyphenated Style listing after their name for the Style Masters competition. An All Arena Ad Announcement was expected to be filed by Zalgor sometime before the Summer 2005 Tourney, thus allowing the DM 13 Dark Arena Replacement Warriors from the Dullens Contest to enter the Rookie Fall Mailer Tourney to prep for the contest. Hammer had been considering sponsoring such a Dark Arena First Round Type Contest, but it would be much better to just enter the Zalgor sponsored contest, rather than to be subjected to all the current Contest Host Harassment that was plaguing the many contest arenas throughout Alastari. A grim smile crossed the lips of Hammer as he thought about the possibility of the Clowns getting a taste of their own medicine while sponsoring their Andorian contest. Hammer quickly took a pen and paper, writing instructions to his gladiator trainer GrimmDorr at his Hammerz Flower Garden Morya Manor Estate on the Lake on the outskirts of the DM 28 Morya Arena, to assemble a Cast of Cast Offs to enter the upcoming contest being sponsored by Zalgor Prigg. Hammer jotted down a note to file the following stable with the Gladiatorial Commission once Zalgor Prigg had announced the contest in Dullens DM 13 Arena: ASTONISH HAMMERS stable to register DARK ARENA HAMMER--SL, DARK ARENA HAMMER-- ST, DARK ARENA HAMMER--AB, DARK ARENA HAMMER--BA and DARK ARENA HAMMER--PS for the Zalgor Prigg sponsored contest in Dullens DM 13 whenever the Gladiatorial Commission was ready. Hammer then turned his attention to the two slow arena contest invitations that tugged at his emotions for full participation. However, there was only room for one more stable addition in the current plans of the veteran manager, who had deactivated his SNOW CALL HAMMERZ in DM 50 to devote his attention to entering a new stable in a promising slow arena contest. Street Legal had recently cleared the air with the Gladiatorial Commission in regards to sponsoring SLAUGHTER'S CHALLENGE in DM 54, which would begin in Trocar around the first week of June. As yet, there seemed to be NO OFFICIAL ALL ARENA ANNOUNCEMENT from the Clowns regarding their contest in an Andorian slow arena. These Clowns had a lot to learn about sponsoring and advertising contests! Hammer thought back to two years ago when Maximillian had convinced the veteran manager to Co-Sponsor Maximillian's Morya Madness in the DM 28 slow arena. Abarsis the Slaughter Priest had answered the call to cross blades in the Madness by entering a stable named LEE FAMILY. LEE FAMILY had NOT missed a single fight during the Madness until Slaughter Priest's life was snuffed out one dark night in San Diego while helping a friend. When the Delarq Death Fest was sponsored by Hammer in the DM 59 Illis slow arena, Slaughter Priest had answered the call to cross blades by sending a stable named FASCIST DROOL to compete for the Ten Death Fest Prize Categories. Abarsis the Slaughter Priest a.k.a. Richard Hammes had been a true DM friend and a fine competitor among many, not to mention a close comrade in arms while Hammer had been a member of the Vendetta Cartel. As was written by Street Legal a.k.a. Jeff Bura in a recent All Arena Ad Eulogy to the Memory of Slaughter Priest a.k.a. Richard Hammes: "On November 10, 2004, Richard Hammes was taken from us in a senseless act of violence during a robbery attempt at a friend's store where he sometimes worked. He was watching the store so his friend could go home to tend to his son who had taken ill." Now the DM Community who either knew Rich personally from the RT and VC Emails, or from crossing blades on the sands with this avid DM competitor; now have the opportunity to Honor His Memory by competing in a DM 54 contest held in his Honor. Could Hammer do no less? This was an opportunity to set aside personal goals and allocate the necessary funds to enter a stable in SLAUGHTER'S CHALLENGE to Honor the Memory of Rich Hammes! Hammer quickly filled out an entry form to dispatch to the Gladiatorial Commission to register the following stable in DM 54 Trocar for SLAUGHTER'S CHALLENGE: Be it known that MEMORIAL HAMMERZ are hereby registering SLAUGHTER HAMMER, FASC DROOL HAMMER, LEE FAMILY HAMMER, HONOR RICH HAMMER and GRUNGE GRL HAMMER in DM 54 Trocar for the Street Legal sponsored contest in Honor of Richard Hammes a.k.a. Abarsis the Slaughter Priest. GRUNGE GIRL was one of Slaughter Priest's warriors from his FASCIST DROOL. stable that was entered in the Delarq Death Fest in DM 59 Illis Arena, so it was only fitting to name one of the MEMORIAL HAMMERZ gladiators after one of Rich's warriors that had competed in a Hammer Sponsored Contest. Hammer leaned back in his chair and reflected upon the memories of his fallen comrade from his days in the Vendetta Cartel. Tears moistened the veteran manager's eyes upon every remembrance of his fallen VC comrade in arms. Hopefully the odd assortment of veteran and newbie managers would answer the call to cross blades in Honor of the fallen Slaughter Priest in the type of contest that Rich had envisioned to one day Sponsor and Participate with some of Alastari's Finest Managers! This One's for YOU Rich/Slaughter Priest; May You Rest in Peace! Hammer WordSmith WeaponSmith Minister of War kLk Knight Illuminati Ice Pick 12 April 2005 FRATSFA'S QUEST FOR THE BEST!!! Rollup certs aplenty! Need to know favorites for warriors initiate or above? SURE! Renaming of both the arena and the D.A. Monsters? Why not! Skill bonus potions? Of course! This and more is all possible for the top 10 (ten) teams in: Fratsfa's Quest for the Best! What does it cost you ask? NOTHING! Who is running the contest and putting up the total of 30 rollup certs as prizes to be split up amongst the top 6 (six) teams? Dark Knight Wasby, Dark Knight Goat and Dark Knight Toker of the Desolate Empire of vendett@UNITED! The gaming commission is also going to supply prizes for the top 10 (ten) teams. Where? FRATSFA DM-52! When? The month of July, T-207. Rules! We, of the Desolate Empire, do not like the word Rules! So, we use the term requirements. Here they are: 1. One team per manager entered in the contest. 2. Only (1) Total Parry on your team at a time. 3. You must declare (1) warrior as your team's scout. 4. Managers that have teams established in Fratsfa must have 3 (three) warriors in the initiates class by the contest's 3rd turn. (If they wish to compete, or can send in new team!) 5. If you bloodfeud, you must use a different warrior each time to score the bloodfeud points. 6. You must declare your team in the p-ads to be entered. 7. A declared champion and scout cannot be the same warrior. 8. Champions are not required (manager's choice)! Champions must be declared on the first fight. We are also offering 25 bonus points to managers that submit a brief history (5 paragraph minimum) including your manager and team name by the contest's 3rd turn. These points will be added to the scores on turn 211. Now, on to the scoring: Wins + Kills - Losses = base score Base score + Variants = Total Score BASE SCORE POINTS WIN = +1 point KILL = +1 point LOSS = -1 point VARIANT SCORES SCOUT WIN = +2 points SCOUT LOSS = -2 points SCOUT DEATH = -5 points CHAMPION WIN = +3 points CHAMPION LOSS = -3 points STYLE MASTER FOR TURN = +1 point MOST AVOIDED TEAM = +2 points SUCCESSFUL BLOODFEUD = +2 points FAILED BLOODFEUD = -2 points Let's say (a) team goes 3-2-2 = 3 wins + 2 kills - 2 losses = +3 base score. His champion won (+3 pts) and is style master for this turn (+1 pt). His scout lost (-2), for a total turn score of +5 points. Now, let's say (b) team goes 1-4-1 = 1 win + 1 kill - 4 losses = -2 pts. His fighting marvel of a scout won (+2 pts) and the scout's win was a successful bloodfeud (+2 pts). So, the total points for the turn would be +2 points. (There was no champion on this team.) Now on to the prizes: 1ST PLACE "FRATSFA'S BEST": 1) 12 (Twelve) rollup gift certificates transferred to "Fratsfa's Best" ultimate victor. 2) Renaming of Fratsfa's arena for 6 (six) months. 3) Renaming of D.A. monsters: Wurmkin', Bandit Prince and Black Orc. 4) 1 (one) favorites potion.* 5) 1 (one) +1 bonus skill potion.** 2ND PLACE 1) 8 (eight) rollup gift certificates transferred to 2nd place manager. 2) Rename the D.A. monsters: Dark Champion and High Elf. 3) 1 (one) favorites potion.* 4) 1 (one) +1 bonus potion.* 3RD PLACE 1) 4 (four) rollup gift certificates transferred to 3rd place manager. 2) Renaming of D.A. monsters Mountain Troll and Shewish Giant. 3) 1 (one) favorites potion.* 4) 1 (one) +1 bonus skill potion.** 4TH PLACE 1) 3 (three) rollup gift certificates 2) 1 (one) favorites potion.* 3) Rename D.A. Monster Stone Golem 5TH PLACE 1) 2 (two) rollup gift certificates 2) 1 (one) favorites potion.* 3) Rename D.A. monster Spy Master 6TH PLACE 1) 1 (one) rollup gift certificate 2) 1 (one) favorites potion.* 7TH PLACE 1) 1 (one) favorites potion.* 8TH PLACE 1) 1 (one) favorites potion.* 9TH PLACE 1) 1 (one) favorites potion.* 10 PLACE 1) 1 (one) favorites potion.* STABLE STAMINA AWARDS: All teams that fight at least 67 of the possible 75 fights will get 1 (one) FREE tournament entry for a warrior of that team in the first tournament after the completion of "Fratsfa's Quest for the Best"! -- NOTE -- * -- All potions must be used within 2 (two) turns of the contest and on initiate (tournament class) or higher character on the same team that competed in Fratsfa, non-transferable. * 1 (one) favorites potion gives all faves: Rhythm, Tactic and Weapon. ** 1 (one) +1 bonus skill potion gives +1 to 1 (one) skill. Our thanks go to RSI for their cooperation with us on the prizes they have sponsored to make this contest of ours a reality. Any questions can be addressed to Toker, mgr. Vincere Aut Mori in DM 18 or by email: darkknighttoker@yahoo.com! OR to Goat, mgr. Desolate Ones DM 47 or to Wasby, mgr. Soul Forge in DM 47. LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS SPEEDI devastated HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight. BASS was demolished by DR DAZZLE in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee. COOLER was unbelievably bested by SUPER BUM in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory brawl. SMOOGIE was defeated by OBSESSIVE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match. ETCHED IN STONE outwaited TORNADO in a popular 10 minute bloody duel. WHIRLING WORD overpowered LIFE in a popular 1 minute gruesome mismatched brawl. DARK GUMBY lost to MIMIC BLENNY in a action packed 2 minute gruesome duel. BLACK WIDOW overpowered SHINY PENNY in a 1 minute uneven duel. DR NUT was defeated by A DIFFERENT GRAPE in a exciting 1 minute fight. MAHI MAHI handily defeated HE HATE ME in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout. DOC STEELE was subdued by CRACK IS CHEAP in a crowd pleasing 3 minute competition. CLEANER WRASSE devastated TOLAIS DEEPHEART in a 1 minute bloody one-sided battle. DOC STEELE was overpowered by GRINGOLD in a popular 1 minute mismatched conflict. SULTAN was vanquished by WHIRLING DOG in a action packed 1 minute mismatched bout. DUSKY JAWFISH viciously subdued SUX0R in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody bout. WIGGLER devastated PTI in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight. ROLEX WATCH luckily beat WENT TO MARKET in a exciting 1 minute bout. MISS HONEY overpowered MUCKER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched conflict. ONE A DAY beat SCHYLER in a action packed 3 minute fight. RED FUSION luckily beat QUID PRO QUO in a action packed 6 minute bout. LINK was vanquished by ASHANTI in a popular 1 minute mismatched fray. DECK SWAB demolished SHADOWMANE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight. NEOSPHINCTER overpowered NUMBERED WON in a popular 1 minute uneven fight. HITZ savagely defeated FRIED TWINKIE in a action packed 2 minute brutal match. PEGASUS was vanquished by BOB, ETERNAL, in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fray. MAGINOT MIKE was beaten by STUPID SEXY FLANDERS in a 1 minute competition. TASTY HANGNAIL was overpowered by ENDYMION in a 1 minute one-sided fight. MEN WORKING was slaughtered by THE HIPPY in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided fray. WORK IN PROGRESS was narrowly defeated by HEAT in a exciting 3 minute brutal fight. FRIJOLE! overpowered BRICKTOP in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gruesome one-sided fray. I SEE SOUNDS was overpowered by THE CUTICLE DANCE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle. MANUTE BOL was demolished by BRADEN in a 1 minute one-sided struggle. BOZO was viciously subdued by 2 in a exciting 5 minute brutal fight. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |LUNGING ATTACK 19 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 2 - 0 60 | |TOTAL PARRY 11 TOTAL PARRY 71 - 52 - 1 58 | |AIMED BLOW 10 LUNGING ATTACK 144 - 107 - 3 57 | |WALL OF STEEL 7 WALL OF STEEL 60 - 47 - 1 56 | |SLASHING ATTACK 6 PARRY-LUNGE 17 - 17 - 0 50 | |BASHING ATTACK 6 SLASHING ATTACK 40 - 41 - 1 49 | |STRIKING ATTACK 3 AIMED BLOW 49 - 54 - 0 48 | |PARRY-LUNGE 2 STRIKING ATTACK 18 - 25 - 0 42 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 BASHING ATTACK 17 - 49 - 1 26 | |PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 14 - 0 18 | Turn 399 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 5 5 LUNGING ATTACK TOTAL PARRY 7 - 4 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 2 2 TOTAL PARRY LUNGING ATTACK 11 - 8 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL WALL OF STEEL 4 - 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK AIMED BLOW 5 - 5 1 PARRY-LUNGE SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 3 1 AIMED BLOW TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME LUNGING ATTACK SPEEDI 58-3029 119 87 3 334 SHAMROCKS (424) TOTAL PARRY ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 60 25 1 239 CEMENTIA (1112) SLASHING ATTACK BLACK WIDOW 37-1303 75 75 3 237 BEAST MASTERS (136) AIMED BLOW WIGGLER 18-8088 29 6 1 227 THUNDR + LITENING (309) WALL OF STEEL WHIRLING WORD 48-3815 82 42 2 224 4-LETTER WORDS (1063) STRIKING ATTACK MAHI MAHI 18-4899 111 70 1 215 BIG MEAN FISH (292) PARRY-LUNGE SULTAN 10-4516 33 12 1 196 SIR AGLIO (600) BASHING ATTACK DECK SWAB 18-2148 28 24 2 196 SEA DOGS (328) PARRY-RIPOSTE WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 24 76 2 57 JUST BECAUSE (1151) The overall popularity leader is CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422. The most popular warrior this turn was TORNADO 6-2249. The ten other most popular fighters were COOLER 82-7277, QUID PRO QUO 10-4794, DOC STEELE 18-6010, 2 62-2976, SCHYLER 6-4866, ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112, DUSKY JAWFISH 18-6978, FRIJOLE! 99-1214, BOZO 42-4016, and HITZ 82-10428. The least popular fighter this week was MANUTE BOL 5-4233. The other ten least popular fighters were I SEE SOUNDS 21-5704, TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463, RED FUSION 6-5480, TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620, SHINY PENNY 32-3789, LINK 6-5144, MUCKER 42-3596, PTI 7-5412, HE HATE ME 18-7820, and LIFE 3-4196. Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K OSKSI(3) 0 1 0 ZORPUNT(24) 0 1 0 ANDOR(57) 1 0 0 JHELUM(4) 0 1 0 LYRATILAN(25) 0 1 0 DELARQ TOR(58) 2 0 0 KALTOS(5) 0 4 0 ARVAT(32) 1 1 0 JURINE(61) 1 0 0 TRANSEL(6) 4 4 0 JHANS(36) 1 0 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 1 0 0 BONSUR(7) 1 3 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 1 0 0 DWES EG(82) 5 2 0 KOLACT(10) 1 2 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 2 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 2 0 0 TALCAMA(18) 7 6 0 RODEKI(42) 1 3 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 1 0 0 SUNSET(21) 1 1 1 CAER(48) 1 0 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY LIFE 3-4196 48 146 0 196 GAMES LIBRARY (998) OSKSI MAGINOT MIKE 4-4509 61 82 1 106 DOGS OF WAR (999) JHELUM BASS 5-3666 66 105 2 200 JOHNS (927) KALTOS TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY TORNADO 6-2249 38 57 2 207 ACTS OF NATURE (415) TRANSEL DARK GUMBY 7-4694 69 44 1 201 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR WHIRLING DOG 10-4177 74 39 1 220 MONGREL HORDE (964) KOLACT MIMIC BLENNY 18-7541 47 27 1 282 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA THE HIPPY 21-5701 17 8 1 69 COSMIC FREAK OUT (1225) SUNSET DR NUT 24-4254 69 43 2 192 DP CLONES (1045) ZORPUNT WENT TO MARKET 25-4288 30 35 2 168 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162) LYRATILAN ROLEX WATCH 32-3732 59 55 1 196 LUST MUPPETS (1036) ARVAT MISS HONEY 36-4850 76 75 0 211 SCARRY TEAM (824) JHANS BLACK WIDOW 37-1303 75 75 3 237 BEAST MASTERS (136) SIBIKHAS BOB, ETERNAL, 38-4460 22 1 0 140 SANDS OF TIME (1178) CLIFFHOME MUCKER 42-3596 67 73 2 190 DELVERS (1000) RODEKI WHIRLING WORD 48-3815 82 42 2 224 4-LETTER WORDS (1063) CAER DR DAZZLE 57-4485 77 36 2 259 PEPPER PRACTICE II (1069) ANDOR SPEEDI 58-3029 119 87 3 334 SHAMROCKS (424) DELARQ TOR ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 60 25 1 239 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE 2 62-2976 28 23 3 80 NUMBERS (937) VALAMANTIS A DIFFERENT GRAPE 82-1258 50 42 1 214 MY WIFE'S COSMETICS (1038) DWES EG ONE A DAY 98-799 32 27 3 204 MY DRUGS (1179) SYVYN'S HILL FRIJOLE! 99-1214 14 15 3 89 BEAN MACHINE (1202) SOUTH RIDGE