DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL

Date   : 04/30/2005    Duedate: 05/13/2005

DARKHOLM

DM-104    TURN-400

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 BLACK PRIMER 82/1187 1194  432  7 73.4    9 BIG MEAN FISH 18/292  727  691  6 51.3
    THUNDR + LITENING 18/309                    BEAN MACHINE 99/1202                  
  2 MONGREL HORDE 10/964  495  243  3 67.1   10-BLADES OF ICE 7/192   448  430  2 51.0
  3 DON'T ASK 82/1205    1614 1276 18 55.8      BLADES OF DESTINY 60/1216             
    4-LETTER ITCHES 82/1218                     BLADES OF CHAOS 5/961                 
    4-LETTER DOCTORS 82/1204                    BLADES OF MIST 4/959                  
    4-LETTER WORDS 48/1063                      BLADES OF STEEL 17/1211               
    LOCAL BEER 82/1219                       11 COSMIC FREAK 21/1225   65   94  1 40.9
    STREET PIZZAD III 82/1190                12 BEAST MASTERS 37/136  175  254  3 40.8
    WHAT I ATE FOR XMAS 82/1114                 ELEMENTS OF PSI 58/423                
    MY WIFE'S COSMETICS 82/1038                 KREWE OF DRUID 6/1186                 
    LUST MUPPETS 32/1036                        ACTS OF NATURE 6/415                  
  4 NUMBERS 62/937       1805 1532  7 54.1   13 SEA DOGS 7/203         44   69  3 38.9
    SANDS OF TIME 38/1178                       SEA DOGS 18/328                       
    CEMENTIA 61/1112                         14 DELVERS 42/1000       261  420  2 38.3
    FLAT BROKE 82/1184                          DOGS OF WAR 4/999                     
    PEPPER PRACTICE II 57/1069                  GAMES LIBRARY 3/998                   
    DP CLONES 24/1045                        15 JOHNS 5/927           847 1502 17 36.1
    MORE NEW TEAMS 2 5/1188                     SCARRY TEAM 36/824                    
    WHAT A TREAT 98/1201                        ARROGANCE 18/732                      
    WASTELAND 18/468                            THE LADY'S LIST 6/917                 
    IT'S NEW! 6/1195                            JUST BECAUSE 38/1151                  
    WASTELAND II 7/500                       16 BIG BAD 7/1073        530  996  9 34.7
    NEGATIVE CASH FLOW 82/1197                  NEXT GENERATION 18/1150               
    I'M SO SEXY 42/1072                         THIS LITTLE PRIGGY 25/1162            
    MY DRUGS 98/1179                            SUPER BASH BROTHERS 6/1067            
    LARGE LOSERS 5/1228                         FOUND IN THE SAND 32/1034             
  5 STYROFOAM 82/1090    1132  990  8 53.3      CLOWNING AROUND 42/1200               
  6 QUBIT 10/1140         580  522  2 52.6   17 SONS OF SATA 21/1214    4    9  0 30.8
    SIR AGLIO 10/600                         18-THUNDERSTRIKE 10/449    1    7  0 12.5
  7-THE NATURALS 21/1113   29   27  2 51.8   19 THE FALLEN 36/1231      0    1  0  0.0
  8 SHAMROCKS 58/424      183  172  3 51.5

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 520): BRICK WALL of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 404): SCARDY CAT of ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 525): SAGA of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 521): SNOW FLEA of BLACK & BLUE (Papaiz, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 520): JOHN TYLER of I'M HISTORY (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 524): COOKIE FOR THE SOUL of HOLE IN THE WALL (The Muffin Man)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 521): DILL WEED of SUGAR AND SPICE (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 516): BAILEY O'BEAD of THE MOONDOGS (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 507): BARBU of BIG MEAN FISH (Big Wave Dave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 506): SUIGENERIS of TROOPERS (Lord Genesis, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 480): SANDPAPER CONDOM of MEMPHIS MAFIA II (Talon Darkhart, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 470): RUNABOUT of JINDA-BAN (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 207): ULRIK VORN of THE MIDDLE WAY (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 458): THE MOLE of DELVERS (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 406): DELANGE of DARK HORSEMEN (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 193): MOUSETRAP of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 181): JUDAS PRIEST of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 356): BENSI DURN of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 158): RYSHER of ORIGINALE BASTARDS ( ! , mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 399): SPEEDI of SHAMROCKS from DELARQ TOR (Leprechaun, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 520): MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 404): THE GOLDEN FISH (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 525): AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 521): BLACK & BLUE (Papaiz, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 520): I'M HISTORY (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 524): HOLIDAY HORRORS (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 521): UNDER JOLLY ROGER (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 516): SPRINGBORN (Still, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 507): BIG MEAN FISH (Big Wave Dave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 506): TROOPERS (Lord Genesis, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 480): SHOUT HEY HAMMERZ (Hammer, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 470): JINDA-BAN (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 207): CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 458): DELVERS (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 406): DARK HORSEMEN (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 193): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jinda, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 181): ILL AVENGERS (Knolan, Master Wildstorm, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 356): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 158): FILM FUN (Otto X. Frothingslosh, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 399): BLACK PRIMER, etc. (Doc Steele, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 525): SAGA of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
              (turn 524): SUNBURN of SIMPLY DESSERTS (Sweet Tooth, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 524): SATAN CLAUS of HOLIDAY HORRORS (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 519): MY BIG TOE of WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 516): BAILEY O'BEAD of THE MOONDOGS (Nick, mgr.)
                           STORMBLADE of THUNDERSTRIKERS (Zeus, mgr.)
               (turn 515): SIX DEMON BAG of BIG TROUBLE (Edge, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 507): JANDOLIN of GHAELIE SIDHE (Mordraith, mgr.)
                (turn 506): GOHAN of WASTELAND (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 506): SUIGENERIS of TROOPERS (Lord Genesis, mgr.)
                           BLAK MASK of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 480): SANDPAPER CONDOM of MEMPHIS MAFIA II (Talon Darkhart, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 469): FUGAZI of TEAM FLOYD (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 457): CRIX BREMOORE of FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 157): ORPHAN of X-POSSE (Savant, mgr.)

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Alarond says that a quiet thief gets rich.  One wonders how he knows.  Is he 
repeating hearsay, or has he made the experiment himself?  There isn't much I'd put 
past him.
     There were thirty-seven fights, which is a respectable number in these 
degenerate days.  But only four challenge matches, though one was TV.  Nobody died.  
Why should you?  Resurrection isn't free, after all.  I don't know why Desiree (not 
her real name) is so fixated on this death stuff.  It would tend to make a person 
very uneasy around her--the black widow/praying mantis type of thing.  There were no 
personals except from Nick's warriors, and they don't count, as I have it on reliable 
authority that they even talk to standbys.
     Thundr + Litening were avoided by Wasteland II.  No doubt they had their 
reasons.  Work in Progress got the most challenges, which I would presume is two.

     MINOS (21-5805) (17-10-1,86) of SONS OF SATAN challenged BOZO (42-4016) (22-32-
0,70) of CLOWNING AROUND.  Down 16.  MINOS demolished BOZO in an action packed 1 
minute mismatched Challenge competition.  Minos was not clowing around out there.
     STRAFE (82-11158) (26-16-0,80) of BLACK PRIMERS challenged WORK IN PROGRESS (38-
4193) (24-76-2,57) of JUST BECAUSE.  Down 23.  STRAFE devastated WORK IN PROGRESS in 
a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.  At this rate, that Work will never 
get done.  But then, what else is new?
     NUMBERED WON (18-7434) (30-41-0,163) of NEXT GENERATION challenged TOLAIS 
DEEPHEART (42-1620) (103-108-0,182) of DELVERS.  Up 19.  NUMBERED WON demolished 
TOLAIS DEEPHEART in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.  The lure of the familiar, 
NW?
     WIGGLER (18-8088) (29-6-1,227) of THUNDR + LITENING TV challenged ETCHED IN 
STONE (61-3112) (60-25-1,239) of CEMENTIA.  Up 12.  WIGGLER viciously subdued ETCHED 
IN STONE in a 5 minute Challenge fight.  Congratulations to Wiggler on having a TV 
challenge and using it.

     And for the Runeblade:  SPEEDI (58-3029) (119-87-3,334) of SHAMROCKS fought MISS 
HONEY (36-4850) (76-75-0,211) of SCARRY TEAM.  SPEEDI devastated MISS HONEY in a 
crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched Title match.

                                      Ketchum
                                   (my real name)

KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SPEEDI 58-3029             120  87  3  346  SHAMROCKS (424)            DELARQ TOR

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MIMIC BLENNY 18-7541        48  27  1  292  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
-DEORNE 7-2529               85  57  1  277  BLADES OF ICE (192)        BONSUR
 WIGGLER 18-8088             30   6  1  253  THUNDR + LITENING (309)    TALCAMA
 BLACK WIDOW 37-1303         76  75  3  245  BEAST MASTERS (136)        SIBIKHAS
 A DIFFERENT GRAPE 82-1258   51  42  1  245  MY WIFE'S COSMETICS (1038) DWES EG
-RAZOX 7-2400                90  58  1  242  BLADES OF ICE (192)        BONSUR
 WHIRLING WORD 48-3815       83  42  2  237  4-LETTER WORDS (1063)      CAER
-JANAE 5-3867                67  49  3  237  BLADES OF CHAOS (961)      KALTOS
-RAMZA 7-4340                70  38  2  234  BLADES OF ICE (192)        BONSUR
 TORNADO 6-2249              39  57  2  231  ACTS OF NATURE (415)       TRANSEL
 RED FUSION 6-5480           39   9  0  229  IT'S NEW! (1195)           TRANSEL
 MUCKER 42-3596              68  73  2  227  DELVERS (1000)             RODEKI
 BASS 5-3666                 67 105  2  219  JOHNS (927)                KALTOS
 DARK GUMBY 7-4694           70  44  1  217  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 ONE A DAY 98-799            33  27  3  211  MY DRUGS (1179)            SYVYN'S HILL

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-A NEW PONY! 82-1306         35  40  0  210  WHAT I ATE FOR XMAS (1114) DWES EG
 SMOOGIE 82-2247             21  15  1  210  STREET PIZZAD III (1190)   DWES EG
 HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH 18-6977  60  51  0  207  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
 ASHANTI 6-5352              32  41  5  207  KREWE OF DRUID (1186)      TRANSEL
 WHIRLING DOG 10-4177        74  40  1  206  MONGREL HORDE (964)        KOLACT
-RENAE 7-4304                72  46  3  204  BLADES OF ICE (192)        BONSUR
 ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112     60  26  1  204  CEMENTIA (1112)            JURINE
 COOLER 82-7277              44  36  1  204  STYROFOAM (1090)           DWES EG
 PTI 7-5412                  34  20  0  202  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 DOC STEELE 18-6010          65 124  6  201  ARROGANCE (732)            TALCAMA
 OBSESSIVE 58-2447           56  57  1  201  ELEMENTS OF PSI (423)      DELARQ TOR
 SHINY PENNY 32-3789         40  83  2  199  FOUND IN THE SAND (1034)   ARVAT

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SUPER BUM 82-18411          36  18  1  199  FLAT BROKE (1184)          DWES EG
 LINK 6-5144                 34  58  2  199  SUPER BASH BROTHERS (1067) TRANSEL
 SULTAN 10-4516              33  13  1  199  SIR AGLIO (600)            KOLACT
-REDEMPTION 4-4868           32  26  1  199  BLADES OF MIST (959)       JHELUM
 MISS HONEY 36-4850          76  76  0  198  SCARRY TEAM (824)          JHANS
 DECK SWAB 18-2148           28  25  2  195  SEA DOGS (328)             TALCAMA
 DR DAZZLE 57-4485           77  37  2  192  PEPPER PRACTICE II (1069)  ANDOR
 LIFE 3-4196                 48 147  0  192  GAMES LIBRARY (998)        OSKSI
 CLEANER WRASSE 18-6495      85  70  2  190  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
 DUSKY JAWFISH 18-6978       54  58  1  190  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
 GRINGOLD 7-2416             28  37  2  189  SEA DOGS (203)             BONSUR
 SUX0R 5-4560                32  17  0  187  MORE NEW TEAMS 2 (1188)    KALTOS
 NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317        31  28  1  187  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 MAHI MAHI 18-4899          111  71  1  185  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
 DR NUT 24-4254              69  44  2  185  DP CLONES (1045)           ZORPUNT
 ROLEX WATCH 32-3732         59  56  1  185  LUST MUPPETS (1036)        ARVAT
 HITZ 82-10428               16   8  0  185  4-LETTER DOCTORS (1204)    DWES EG
 SCHYLER 6-4866              64 105  1  184  THE LADY'S LIST (917)      TRANSEL
-THRENODY 4-4557             39  48  1  184  BLADES OF MIST (959)       JHELUM
 NUMBERED WON 18-7434        31  41  0  184  NEXT GENERATION (1150)     TALCAMA
 HE HATE ME 18-7820          27  36  2  184  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 QUID PRO QUO 10-4794        39  29  1  180  QUBIT (1140)               KOLACT
 WENT TO MARKET 25-4288      31  35  2  180  THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162)  LYRATILAN
 CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422     32  19  0  179  NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (1197)  DWES EG
 DOC STEELE 18-6808          53  78  1  175  ARROGANCE (732)            TALCAMA
-TOWER 7-4461                47  31  1  175  BLADES OF ICE (192)        BONSUR
 FRIED TWINKIE 5-4562        32  13  0  166  MORE NEW TEAMS 2 (1188)    KALTOS
 TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620   103 109  0  162  DELVERS (1000)             RODEKI
-EMILY 17-5753               37  25  0  155  BLADES OF STEEL (1211)     ALJAFIR
-SMILES 21-3207              26  18  3  152  THE NATURALS XI (1113)     SUNSET

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ENDYMION 6-4163             31  48  1  147  KREWE OF DRUID (1186)      TRANSEL
 BOB, ETERNAL, 38-4460       22   2  0  145  SANDS OF TIME (1178)       CLIFFHOME
 THE CUTICLE DANCE 82-13639  16   5  2  145  DON'T ASK (1205)           DWES EG
 MAGINOT MIKE 4-4509         61  83  1  124  DOGS OF WAR (999)          JHELUM
 TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463       28  22  0  124  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 JOCK 82-10452               12   6  0  118  4-LETTER ITCHES (1218)     DWES EG
 PEGASUS 6-4161              30  48  1  108  KREWE OF DRUID (1186)      TRANSEL

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-BEAR 7-4628                 29  56  1  100  BIG BAD (1073)             BONSUR
 YUENGLING 82-16265          19   5  1   99  LOCAL BEER (1219)          DWES EG
 STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836  24  19  0   97  I'M SO SEXY (1072)         RODEKI
 GOKU 7-5628                 19   3  0   94  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 MINOS 21-5805               18  10  1   93  SONS OF SATAN (1214)       SUNSET
-INSURRECTION 60-5607         9   9  0   93  BLADES OF DESTINY (1216)   ARADI
 FRIJOLE! 99-1214            15  15  3   91  BEAN MACHINE (1202)        SOUTH RIDGE

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 STRAFE 82-11158             27  16  0   85  BLACK PRIMERS (1187)       DWES EG
 HEAT 98-981                 18  13  4   85  WHAT A TREAT (1201)        SYVYN'S HILL
 2 62-2976                   29  23  3   84  NUMBERS (937)              VALAMANTIS
 BRADEN 6-4867               62 107  1   77  THE LADY'S LIST (917)      TRANSEL
 I SEE SOUNDS 21-5704        19  16  1   77  COSMIC FREAK OUT (1225)    SUNSET
-CYCLONE 10-2057             22  21  0   75  THUNDERSTRIKERS (449)      KOLACT
 BRICKTOP 18-7955            28  21  0   74  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 SKIRZA SLAPSTIK 36-5996     21  16  1   72  THE FALLEN (1231)          JHANS
 RONALD REAGAN 21-1588       21  21  0   67  SONS OF SATAN (1214)       SUNSET
 BOZO 42-4016                22  33  0   66  CLOWNING AROUND (1200)     RODEKI
 THE HIPPY 21-5701           17   9  1   63  COSMIC FREAK OUT (1225)    SUNSET

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MANUTE BOL 5-4233           16  10  0   61  LARGE LOSERS (1228)        KALTOS
 WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193    24  77  2   57  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME
 GOHAN 18-8449               19  12  1   53  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
-SANDPAPER CONDOM 36-6311    14   8  2   52  MEMPHIS MAFIA II (1232)    JHANS
 MEN WORKING 38-4189         29  72  1   43  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN
STUPID SEXY FLAND 42-3836  24  19  0 I'M SO SEXY 1072       THE CUTICLE DANC 82-13 400

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Whirling Word -- You are NOT a four-letter word!  You're TWO words, and one of them 
is SEVEN letters!  This is grossly unfair, as I AM a four-letter word standing on my 
OWN.  I have been GANGED UP ON by a two-worder! -- Life, of Osksi

Cleaner Wrasse -- No doubt.  Well, next time my fishpond needs cleaning, I'll call 
you. -- Tolais Deepheart

Miss Honey -- All that sticky stuff.  (sigh)  I hate it. -- Mucker

Stupid Sexy Flanders -- Not to ME, you're not! -- Maginot Mike

20 April 2005
I have returned after a five-year absence.  I expect all tithes, gifts and bequeaths
to resume as normal. -- Magic Man

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

WIGGLER viciously subdued ETCHED IN STONE in a 5 minute Challenge fight.
NUMBERED WON demolished TOLAIS DEEPHEART in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
STRAFE devastated WORK IN PROGRESS in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
MINOS demolished BOZO in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
SPEEDI devastated MISS HONEY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched Title match.
A DIFFERENT GRAPE overpowered DR DAZZLE in a 1 minute uneven melee.
OBSESSIVE was vanquished by WHIRLING WORD in a popular 2 minute gruesome uneven duel.
BLACK WIDOW vanquished HE HATE ME in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
WHIRLING DOG was unbelievably bested by RED FUSION in a popular 5 minute brutal bout.
MIMIC BLENNY demolished NEOSPHINCTER in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
MAHI MAHI was demolished by MUCKER in a popular 1 minute mismatched match.
DUSKY JAWFISH was overcome by DOC STEELE in a popular 3 minute gruesome conflict.
SUPER BUM was overpowered by DIRK CHOLERA in a action packed 3 minute uneven struggle.
CLEANER WRASSE was devastated by BASS in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
LIFE was savagely defeated by COOLER in a exciting 2 minute brutal match.
HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH overpowered GRINGOLD in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
DECK SWAB was bested by ONE A DAY in a popular 1 minute contest.
CRACK IS CHEAP was savagely defeated by LINK in a exciting 4 minute gory duel.
SULTAN was overcome by DARK GUMBY in a action packed 1 minute duel.
SUX0R was viciously subdued by SMOOGIE in a exciting 2 minute gory bout.
DR NUT was overpowered by TORNADO in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
HITZ was defeated by ASHANTI in a exciting 1 minute gruesome bout.
ROLEX WATCH was beaten by SHINY PENNY in a action packed 1 minute duel.
PTI overpowered SCHYLER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
FRIED TWINKIE won victory over MAGINOT MIKE in a popular 5 minute gory bout.
WENT TO MARKET won victory over BOB, ETERNAL, in a popular 2 minute fray.
QUID PRO QUO overpowered ENDYMION in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
DOC STEELE overpowered TASTY HANGNAIL in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
PEGASUS was overcome by JOCK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
STUPID SEXY FLANDERS was slaughtered by THE CUTICLE DANCE in a 1 minute fight.
YUENGLING demolished MANUTE BOL in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BRADEN was luckily beaten by HEAT in a popular 2 minute brutal fray.
MEN WORKING was demolished by FRIJOLE! in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
SKIRZA SLAPSTIK was vanquished by GOKU in a action packed 2 minute one-sided bout.
I SEE SOUNDS handily defeated GOHAN in a 1 minute mismatched match.
THE HIPPY was unbelievably bested by BRICKTOP in a popular 3 minute brutal match.
RONALD REAGAN was viciously subdued by 2 in a crowd pleasing 9 minute brutal duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  22         LUNGING ATTACK   141 - 106 -  3      57  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     12         WALL OF STEEL     59 -  45 -  1      57  |
|AIMED BLOW                      11         TOTAL PARRY       67 -  56 -  1      54  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    9         SLASHING ATTACK   40 -  39 -  1      51  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  7         AIMED BLOW        49 -  55 -  0      47  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         PARRY-LUNGE       15 -  18 -  0      45  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         STRIKING ATTACK   18 -  23 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         BASHING ATTACK    20 -  46 -  1      30  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  13 -  0      19  |

Turn 400 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      4 -  5         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK    14 -  8     SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  4         2  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        5 -  7         2  WALL OF STEEL  
BASHING ATTACK     3 -  3     AIMED BLOW         4 -  7         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   SPEEDI 58-3029            120  87  3  346 SHAMROCKS (424)
AIMED BLOW       WIGGLER 18-8088            30   6  1  253 THUNDR + LITENING (309)
SLASHING ATTACK  BLACK WIDOW 37-1303        76  75  3  245 BEAST MASTERS (136)
TOTAL PARRY      A DIFFERENT GRAPE 82-1258  51  42  1  245 MY WIFE'S COSMETICS (1038)
WALL OF STEEL    WHIRLING WORD 48-3815      83  42  2  237 4-LETTER WORDS (1063)
STRIKING ATTACK  TORNADO 6-2249             39  57  2  231 ACTS OF NATURE (415)
BASHING ATTACK   SHINY PENNY 32-3789        40  83  2  199 FOUND IN THE SAND (1034)
PARRY-LUNGE      SULTAN 10-4516             33  13  1  199 SIR AGLIO (600)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193   24  77  2   57 JUST BECAUSE (1151)

The overall popularity leader is CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was WIGGLER 18-8088.  The ten other most popular fighters were MAGINOT MIKE 
4-4509, WHIRLING DOG 10-4177, THE HIPPY 21-5701, LINK 6-5144, 2 62-2976, RONALD 
REAGAN 21-1588, DOC STEELE 18-6010, FRIED TWINKIE 5-4562, WHIRLING WORD 48-3815, and 
COOLER 82-7277.

The least popular fighter this week was GOHAN 18-8449.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were MEN WORKING 38-4189, MANUTE BOL 5-4233, STUPID SEXY FLANDERS 42-3836, 
TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463, HITZ 82-10428, GRINGOLD 7-2416, DR DAZZLE 57-4485, SKIRZA 
SLAPSTIK 36-5996, SCHYLER 6-4866, and ROLEX WATCH 32-3732.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
OSKSI(3)             0  1 0  ZORPUNT(24)          0  1 0  ANDOR(57)            0  1 0  
JHELUM(4)            0  1 0  LYRATILAN(25)        1  0 0  DELARQ TOR(58)       1  1 0  
KALTOS(5)            2  2 0  ARVAT(32)            1  1 0  JURINE(61)           0  1 0  
TRANSEL(6)           4  4 0  JHANS(36)            0  2 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       1  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            3  2 0  SIBIKHAS(37)         1  0 0  DWES EG(82)          7  3 1  
KOLACT(10)           1  2 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  3 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     2  0 0  
TALCAMA(18)          7  7 0  RODEKI(42)           1  3 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  0 0  
SUNSET(21)           2  2 0  CAER(48)             1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LIFE 3-4196                 48 147  0  192  GAMES LIBRARY (998)        OSKSI
 MAGINOT MIKE 4-4509         61  83  1  124  DOGS OF WAR (999)          JHELUM
 BASS 5-3666                 67 105  2  219  JOHNS (927)                KALTOS
 TORNADO 6-2249              39  57  2  231  ACTS OF NATURE (415)       TRANSEL
 DARK GUMBY 7-4694           70  44  1  217  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 WHIRLING DOG 10-4177        74  40  1  206  MONGREL HORDE (964)        KOLACT
 MIMIC BLENNY 18-7541        48  27  1  292  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
 MINOS 21-5805               18  10  1   93  SONS OF SATAN (1214)       SUNSET
 DR NUT 24-4254              69  44  2  185  DP CLONES (1045)           ZORPUNT
 WENT TO MARKET 25-4288      31  35  2  180  THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162)  LYRATILAN
 SHINY PENNY 32-3789         40  83  2  199  FOUND IN THE SAND (1034)   ARVAT
 MISS HONEY 36-4850          76  76  0  198  SCARRY TEAM (824)          JHANS
 BLACK WIDOW 37-1303         76  75  3  245  BEAST MASTERS (136)        SIBIKHAS
 BOB, ETERNAL, 38-4460       22   2  0  145  SANDS OF TIME (1178)       CLIFFHOME
 MUCKER 42-3596              68  73  2  227  DELVERS (1000)             RODEKI
 WHIRLING WORD 48-3815       83  42  2  237  4-LETTER WORDS (1063)      CAER
 DR DAZZLE 57-4485           77  37  2  192  PEPPER PRACTICE II (1069)  ANDOR
 SPEEDI 58-3029             120  87  3  346  SHAMROCKS (424)            DELARQ TOR
 ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112     60  26  1  204  CEMENTIA (1112)            JURINE
 2 62-2976                   29  23  3   84  NUMBERS (937)              VALAMANTIS
 A DIFFERENT GRAPE 82-1258   51  42  1  245  MY WIFE'S COSMETICS (1038) DWES EG
 ONE A DAY 98-799            33  27  3  211  MY DRUGS (1179)            SYVYN'S HILL
 FRIJOLE! 99-1214            15  15  3   91  BEAN MACHINE (1202)        SOUTH RIDGE