DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL

Date   : 06/11/2005    Duedate: 06/24/2005

DARKHOLM

DM-104    TURN-403

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 BLACK PRIMER 82/1187 1200  434  7 73.4    6 STYROFOAM 82/1090    1133  992  8 53.3
    THUNDR + LITENING 18/309                  7 SIR AGLIO 10/600      583  522  2 52.8
  2 RAINDANCE 51/1106      65   31  2 67.7    8 BIG MEAN FISH 18/292  737  699  6 51.3
  3 MONGREL HORDE 10/964  496  245  3 66.9      BEAN MACHINE 99/1202                  
  4 DON'T ASK 82/1205    1627 1285 19 55.9    9-PICK ME UPS 36/550     52   57  0 47.7
    ORGANS ON THE SAND 97/1237               10 COSMIC FREAK 21/1225   70   96  1 42.2
    4-LETTER ITCHES 82/1218                     MUSIC TO KILL BY 96/1119              
    4-LETTER DOCTORS 82/1204                 11 KREWE OF DRUI 6/1186  181  260  3 41.0
    LOCAL BEER 82/1219                          ELEMENTS OF PSI 58/423                
    MY WIFE'S COSMETICS 82/1038              12-GRIM OBITUAR 62/1230    4    6  0 40.0
    LUST MUPPETS 32/1036                     13 SEA DOGS 7/203         46   73  3 38.7
    4-LETTER ANXIETY 82/1236                    SEA DOGS 18/328                       
  5 NUMBERS 62/937       1849 1552  7 54.4   14 DELVERS 42/1000       266  427  2 38.4
    IT'S NEW! 6/1195                            DOGS OF WAR 4/999                     
    CEMENTIA 61/1112                            GAMES LIBRARY 3/998                   
    SANDS OF TIME 38/1178                    15 JOHNS 5/927           854 1519 17 36.0
    PEPPER PRACTICE II 57/1069                  SCARRY TEAM 36/824                    
    FLAT BROKE 82/1184                          ARROGANCE 18/732                      
    DP CLONES 24/1045                           THE LADY'S LIST 6/917                 
    WHAT A TREAT 98/1201                        JUST BECAUSE 38/1151                  
    MORE NEW TEAMS 2 5/1188                  16 NEXT GENERAT 18/1150  533 1008  9 34.6
    NEGATIVE CASH FLOW 82/1197                  THIS LITTLE PRIGGY 25/1162            
    WASTELAND 18/468                            SUPER BASH BROTHERS 6/1067            
    PUDS AGAIN 6 82/1234                        FOUND IN THE SAND 32/1034             
    WASTELAND II 7/500                          CLOWNING AROUND 42/1200               
    I'M SO SEXY 42/1072                      17 SONS OF SATA 21/1214    6   13  1 31.6
    MY DRUGS 98/1179                         18-THE FALLEN 36/1231      0    2  0  0.0
    LARGE LOSERS 5/1228                      19 THE DREAMING 36/1233    0    1  0  0.0
    NAMES? 82/1235                        

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 522): SNAG of OF WOLF AND MAN (Tripwire, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 407): YOBER of OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (Tripwire, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 527): NOT HOYLE of GAMES LIBRARY (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 523): SOGNATORE of DREAMERS (Sleepy, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 522): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 526): COOKIE FOR THE SOUL of HOLE IN THE WALL (The Muffin Man)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 524): MAJOR ANGER of WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 518): THE UPRIGHT MAN of ALASTARIAN IDOL (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 510): QUINTAL of PENTARCHIE-18 (The Pentalque, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 509): DAZEY of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 483): BENANDANTI of HELTER SKELTER (Cosmo, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 473): DARK TYPHLOSION of FIRE DECK (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 208): MAELSTROM FURY of THE MYRMIDON (Noachian, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 460): MIYAGI'S MIATA of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 409): DELANGE of DARK HORSEMEN (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 194): MOUSETRAP of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 182): OOKAZI of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 358): DIO of MIDGETS (Ganolus Oakleaf, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 160): RYSHER of ORIGINALE BASTARDS ( ! , mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 402): MIMIC BLENNY of BIG MEAN FISH from TALCAMA (Big Wave
                             Dave, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 522): LAB EXPERIMENTS (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 407): THE GOLDEN FISH (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 527): GAMES LIBRARY (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 523): THE SHALLOWSHIP (?, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 522): EVEREST LLP (?, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 526): DARK PANTHEON (Doc Steele, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 524): WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 518): THE FELLOWSHIP (Mithrandir, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 510): none
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 509): GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 483): KAMIKAZI (Nemesis, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 473): ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 208): CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 460): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 409): DARK HORSEMEN (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 194): USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 182): ILL AVENGERS (Knolan, Master Wildstorm, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 358): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 160): TWISTED SISTERS (Savant, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 402): BLACK PRIMER, etc. (Doc Steele, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 526): CARROT of VEGGIES (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 521): JOHN TYLER of I'M HISTORY (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 510): QUINTAL of PENTARCHIE-18 (The Pentalque, mgr.)
                (turn 509): SMUNCH of THUNDR + LITENING (Doc Steele, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 509): DAZEY of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOLME (turn 472): RUNABOUT of JINDA-BAN (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 160): RYSHER of ORIGINALE BASTARDS ( ! , mgr.)

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Greetings, warriors of the Federation!

     Another fortnight, another fight day, another chance to dominate!
     Oh dear...we had no TV challenges, just five challenges matches altogether, the
Title match was random, and there were just thirty-seven fights altogether.  These
are certainly not Darkholm's glory days.  (deep sigh)  Ah well.
     MIMIC BLENNY (18-7541) (50-27-1,325) of BIG MEAN FISH fought RED FUSION (6-5480)
(41-9-0,238) of IT'S NEW!.  MIMIC BLENNY was unbelievably bested by RED FUSION in a 6
minute Title competition.  It wasn't a very exciting fight, either.  Mimic was this
week's favorite warrior, as voted by the spectators.  Well done!  Red, I expect you
to do two things next turn:  1) make a challenge, and 2) write a column.  It doesn't
have to be long.  It can be one sentence, even a very short sentence.  How about:
"Hi."  Thank you.
     Cementia avoided Thundr + Litening.  It is no surprise as many guilds have
avoided Thundr + Litening over the years.  They do down-challenge a lot.  However, it
shows some attention to his warriors on the part of at least one manager and I praise
the effort.
     Doc Steele was our most challenged warrior.  Remember that only five challenges
went through altogether.  This seems to mean that at least one more person TRIED,
which is a good thing.  GOKU (7-5628) (21-3-0,159) of WASTELAND II challenged DOC
STEELE (18-6808) (53-80-1,152) of ARROGANCE.  GOKU subdued DOC STEELE in an exciting
4 minute gory Challenge melee.
     Crack is Cheap remains our overall popularity leader.  HEART (97-1096) (20-20-
4,217) of ORGANS ON THE SAND fought CRACK IS CHEAP (82-18422) (34-19-0,209) of
NEGATIVE CASH FLOW.  HEART vanquished CRACK IS CHEAP in an action packed 2 minute
gory uneven duel.  All right.  I have to admit that Crack is becoming a rather
exciting warrior to watch.  He's no Hansel, though.
     The crowd gives their "least popular" vote either to someone very scummy and
boring, or to someone they perceive as being an incompetent warrior (usually someone
new who hasn't got their "Isle legs" yet).  This latter reason was why they bestowed
that dubious honor on The Love Below.  THE LOVE BELOW (36-6187) (15-6-2,53) of THE
DREAMING fought FRIJOLE! (99-1214) (16-16-3,87) of BEAN MACHINE.  THE LOVE BELOW was
overpowered by FRIJOLE! in a 1 minute uneven bout.  Hang in there, Love.  We know you
will be looking much better in a few weeks.
     I'm always pleased to see that someone fought hard enough to kill or be killed.
The Isle, though training our skills, tends to blunt our passions.  We must make an
effort to summon up the fire that makes us Delarquans!  Therefore I commend these two
warriors:  Manute Bol, and Minos.  MINOS (21-5805) (18-12-1,94) of SONS OF SATAN
fought MANUTE BOL (5-4233) (17-11-0,60) of LARGE LOSERS.  MINOS butchered MANUTE BOL
in a 1 minute bloody one-sided battle.  Well done.
     My only advice is to keep fighting, in the arena and in any other area of life.
Don't give up.

                                 Desiree

KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RED FUSION 6-5480           42   9  0  258  IT'S NEW! (1195)           TRANSEL

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WIGGLER 18-8088             33   6  1  295  THUNDR + LITENING (309)    TALCAMA
 DR DAZZLE 57-4485           80  37  2  262  PEPPER PRACTICE II (1069)  ANDOR
 MUCKER 42-3596              71  73  2  262  DELVERS (1000)             RODEKI
 HEART 97-1096               21  20  4  238  ORGANS ON THE SAND (1237)  SHADOW GROVE
-DARK GUMBY 7-4694           72  44  1  233  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112     63  26  1  230  CEMENTIA (1112)            JURINE
 SULTAN 10-4516              36  13  1  224  SIR AGLIO (600)            KOLACT
 OBSESSIVE 58-2447           59  57  1  222  ELEMENTS OF PSI (423)      DELARQ TOR
 DUSKY JAWFISH 18-6978       57  58  1  222  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
-MOLOCH 62-1267              33  46  1  215  GRIM OBITUARY (1230)       VALAMANTIS
 HITZ 82-10428               17  10  0  215  4-LETTER DOCTORS (1204)    DWES EG
 CLEANER WRASSE 18-6495      86  72  2  212  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
 ROLEX WATCH 32-3732         61  57  2  212  LUST MUPPETS (1036)        ARVAT

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317        33  29  1  209  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 MAHI MAHI 18-4899          113  72  1  208  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
 MIMIC BLENNY 18-7541        50  28  1  206  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
 PTI 7-5412                  35  22  0  203  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 FEAR 82-10416               28  45  1  203  4-LETTER ANXIETY (1236)    DWES EG
 MISS HONEY 36-4850          77  78  0  202  SCARRY TEAM (824)          JHANS
 HE HATE ME 18-7820          28  38  2  202  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 WHIRLING DOG 10-4177        75  42  1  201  MONGREL HORDE (964)        KOLACT
 SCHYLER 6-4866              65 107  1  198  THE LADY'S LIST (917)      TRANSEL
-TAPS 96-841                 31  30  5  198  MUSIC TO KILL BY (1119)    OLD VALAMANTIS
 A DIFFERENT GRAPE 82-1258   52  44  1  197  MY WIFE'S COSMETICS (1038) DWES EG
 GRINGOLD 7-2416             29  39  2  196  SEA DOGS (203)             BONSUR
-SUX0R 5-4560                32  18  0  195  MORE NEW TEAMS 2 (1188)    KALTOS
 DECK SWAB 18-2148           29  27  2  193  SEA DOGS (328)             TALCAMA
 ASHANTI 6-5352              34  42  5  192  KREWE OF DRUID (1186)      TRANSEL

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422     34  20  0  191  NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (1197)  DWES EG
-CRANE 36-2630               57  56  3  190  PICK ME UPS (550)          JHANS
 LIFE 3-4196                 48 150  0  190  GAMES LIBRARY (998)        OSKSI
 COOLER 82-7277              45  38  1  190  STYROFOAM (1090)           DWES EG
 ONE A DAY 98-799            34  29  3  190  MY DRUGS (1179)            SYVYN'S HILL
 DOC STEELE 18-6010          66 126  6  189  ARROGANCE (732)            TALCAMA
 SHINY PENNY 32-3789         41  85  2  187  FOUND IN THE SAND (1034)   ARVAT
 BASS 5-3666                 68 107  2  185  JOHNS (927)                KALTOS
 SUPER BUM 82-18411          37  20  1  185  FLAT BROKE (1184)          DWES EG
-TRUE LIES 62-2026           31  41  1  184  GRIM OBITUARY (1230)       VALAMANTIS
-DR NUT 24-4254              70  45  2  183  DP CLONES (1045)           ZORPUNT

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NUMBERED WON 18-7434        32  43  0  180  NEXT GENERATION (1150)     TALCAMA
 FRIED TWINKIE 5-4562        34  14  0  175  MORE NEW TEAMS 2 (1188)    KALTOS
 HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH 18-6977  60  54  0  174  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
 LINK 6-5144                 34  61  2  174  SUPER BASH BROTHERS (1067) TRANSEL
 CHIEF STORMCLOUD 51-4306    32  14  1  171  RAINDANCE (1106)           TRICORUS
 TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620   105 110  0  168  DELVERS (1000)             RODEKI
 YUENGLING 82-16265          22   5  1  167  LOCAL BEER (1219)          DWES EG
 GOKU 7-5628                 22   3  0  165  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 DOC STEELE 18-6808          53  81  1  157  ARROGANCE (732)            TALCAMA
 STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836  26  20  0  157  I'M SO SEXY (1072)         RODEKI
 THE CUTICLE DANCE 82-13639  19   5  2  156  DON'T ASK (1205)           DWES EG

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WENT TO MARKET 25-4288      32  37  2  149  THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162)  LYRATILAN
 BOB, ETERNAL, 38-4460       24   3  0  149  SANDS OF TIME (1178)       CLIFFHOME
 JOCK 82-10452               13   8  0  143  4-LETTER ITCHES (1218)     DWES EG
 HEAT 98-981                 21  13  4  137  WHAT A TREAT (1201)        SYVYN'S HILL
 TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463       29  24  0  126  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 ENDYMION 6-4163             31  51  1  125  KREWE OF DRUID (1186)      TRANSEL
 PEGASUS 6-4161              31  50  1  124  KREWE OF DRUID (1186)      TRANSEL
 MINOS 21-5805               19  12  2  119  SONS OF SATAN (1214)       SUNSET
 MAGINOT MIKE 4-4509         61  86  1  105  DOGS OF WAR (999)          JHELUM

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BRADEN 6-4867               64 108  1  100  THE LADY'S LIST (917)      TRANSEL
 2 62-2976                   31  24  3   99  NUMBERS (937)              VALAMANTIS
 FRIJOLE! 99-1214            17  16  3   93  BEAN MACHINE (1202)        SOUTH RIDGE

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193    25  79  2   89  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME
 PUD 126 82-22024            24  10  0   87  PUDS AGAIN 6 (1234)        DWES EG
 THE HIPPY 21-5701           19  10  1   87  COSMIC FREAK OUT (1225)    SUNSET
 BRICKTOP 18-7955            31  21  0   86  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 I SEE SOUNDS 21-5704        21  17  1   78  COSMIC FREAK OUT (1225)    SUNSET
 STRAFE 82-11158             29  17  0   71  BLACK PRIMERS (1187)       DWES EG
 GOHAN 18-8449               22  12  1   69  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 RONALD REAGAN 21-1588       22  23  0   68  SONS OF SATAN (1214)       SUNSET
-SKIRZA SLAPSTIK 36-5996     21  17  1   67  THE FALLEN (1231)          JHANS
 SMUNCH 18-8337              15   2  0   67  THUNDR + LITENING (309)    TALCAMA
-BREEZY 82-28451             13   1  0   64  NAMES? (1235)              DWES EG
 MANUTE BOL 5-4233           17  12  0   61  LARGE LOSERS (1228)        KALTOS
 MEN WORKING 38-4189         29  75  1   58  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME
 THE LOVE BELOW 36-6187      15   7  2   52  THE DREAMING (1233)        JHANS
 BOZO 42-4016                22  36  0   48  CLOWNING AROUND (1200)     RODEKI

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN
MANUTE BOL 5-4233          17  12  0 LARGE LOSERS 1228      MINOS 21-5805          403

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Tasty Hangnail -- Gods, doesn't anybody eat DECENT food here?  How about Hamandeggs
for a warrior name?  Or BLT?  Or even a really good Lemon Pie? -- Tolais Deepheart

Stupid Sexy Flanders -- I gotta tell you, man, you do NOT turn me on.  I mean, an
overgrown, hairy dwarf?  Get real! -- Maginot Mike

Ashanti -- No doubt you're great in the forest, being a druid and all, but under
ground, it's us mining golems who rule. -- Mucker
P.S.  Well, maybe a dwarf or two.

Dusky Jawfish -- A FISH?  I, the perfectly created, am expected to fight a FISH?
This is INSULTING.  You born-people are all OUT TO GET ME! -- Life of Osksi

Desiree -- I learned not to get too close to Stupid Sexy Flanders.  More hands than
an octopus, and NO discrimination. -- Maginot Mike

     Maginot Mike -- I hope you're not serious about the multiple hands.  I only saw
     two during the fight. -- Desiree

Desiree -- I figure the pegasuses have to be golems, even if they're made of flesh,
because they don't have the physical muscles to get that much weight in the air, much
less with a rider.  Heck, they probably don't even have the wingspan for the lift
they need!  So they're magically enhanced.  Which means golems. -- Maginot Mike

     Maginot Mike -- Not necessarily.  They are a magical species, to be sure.  Some
     say they were created by the windgod, Filarnon.  But they are delicately built
     and hollow-boned, and their muscles, though light in weight, are incredibly
     powerful.  And they do have a wingspan in excess of forty feet.  Even so, the
     wild ones, which are mostly white, are not strong enough to carry riders.  But
     the black ones bred by the Delarquan Federation have been magically enhanced for
     extra lift.  You should come out to the stable to have a closer look sometime,
     or a ride. -- Desiree

21 May 2005
Amendment for "Fratsfa's Quest for the Best!"
     Managers that have teams already established in Fratsfa need not have (3) three
warriors in the initiates.  FE will NOT be a factor.  Stables may be entered at any
time.  Just announce your stable in the p-ads.
     ***************************************************************************
     This in my invitation to all managers  who wish to prove their mettle against
managers from all over Alastari.  We have limited TP's in this contest to one a team
at a time.  We DO NOT want this contest to become a scum fest as many others have,
hence the Andorian arena.  Good luck to all who come to prove their skills.  "May
your enemies' blood flow freely" -- Dark Knight Toker, Desolate Empire Alliance

7 June 2005
I am in the process of moving house, and spotlight writing for the next two months
will be very hit-and-miss. -- the Scribe

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

WIGGLER devastated A DIFFERENT GRAPE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
GOKU subdued DOC STEELE in a exciting 4 minute gory Challenge melee.
NUMBERED WON viciously subdued TOLAIS DEEPHEART in a 3 minute Challenge brawl.
STRAFE was savagely defeated by WORK IN PROGRESS in a 4 minute Challenge match.
SMUNCH vanquished BOZO in a 2 minute brutal mismatched Challenge fight.
MIMIC BLENNY was unbelievably bested by RED FUSION in a 6 minute Title competition.
HEART vanquished CRACK IS CHEAP in a action packed 2 minute gory uneven duel.
COOLER was vanquished by MUCKER in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
ETCHED IN STONE narrowly defeated FEAR in a 2 minute gory melee.
OBSESSIVE overpowered LOCAL CONSTABLE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided match.
DR DAZZLE devastated WHIRLING DOG in a 2 minute bloody one-sided battle.
SULTAN overpowered GRINGOLD in a popular 1 minute mismatched conflict.
SUPER BUM was vanquished by HITZ in a action packed 3 minute gruesome mismatched bout.
DUSKY JAWFISH overpowered ONE A DAY in a crowd pleasing 3 minute mismatched brawl.
NEOSPHINCTER overpowered DOC STEELE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
LIFE was overpowered by MAHI MAHI in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody one-sided match.
CLEANER WRASSE devastated DECK SWAB in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH was demolished by MISS HONEY in a 1 minute uneven bout.
BASS was handily defeated by PTI in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
ROLEX WATCH savagely defeated FRIED TWINKIE in a action packed 3 minute brutal fight.
SHINY PENNY was defeated by SCHYLER in a 2 minute duel.
ASHANTI savagely defeated LINK in a exciting 1 minute gruesome bout.
CHIEF STORMCLOUD was overpowered by HE HATE ME in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BOB, ETERNAL, was beaten by YUENGLING in a exciting 1 minute fray.
WENT TO MARKET was overcome by STUPID SEXY FLANDERS in a exciting 1 minute duel.
TASTY HANGNAIL was overpowered by THE CUTICLE DANCE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
MAGINOT MIKE was overcome by PEGASUS in a exciting 1 minute fight.
JOCK subdued ENDYMION in a popular 1 minute fight.
HEAT savagely defeated KHALHUMS DWARF in a popular 3 minute gruesome bout.
2 narrowly defeated INKEEPER'S SON in a action packed 6 minute gory contest.
MINOS butchered MANUTE BOL in a 1 minute bloody one-sided battle.
I SEE SOUNDS was overpowered by BRADEN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fray.
MEN WORKING was luckily beaten by BRICKTOP in a exciting 6 minute gruesome conflict.
THE LOVE BELOW was overpowered by FRIJOLE! in a 1 minute uneven bout.
THE HIPPY savagely defeated RONALD REAGAN in a exciting 2 minute bloody competition.
PUD 126 vanquished DRUNKEN FISHERMAN in a 1 minute one-sided match.
GOHAN demolished INKEEPER'S SON in a 1 minute uneven duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  21         LUNGING ATTACK   136 -  98 -  1      58  |
|AIMED BLOW                      11         TOTAL PARRY       65 -  55 -  1      54  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     11         WALL OF STEEL     48 -  44 -  2      52  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  7         AIMED BLOW        56 -  55 -  0      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    7         PARRY-LUNGE       16 -  16 -  0      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   7         SLASHING ATTACK   38 -  41 -  2      48  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         STRIKING ATTACK   17 -  19 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         BASHING ATTACK    19 -  46 -  1      29  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  11 -  0      27  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 403 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      3 -  4         3  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        4 -  7         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK    15 -  6     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
SLASHING ATTACK    5 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  7         1  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         6 -  5                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      RED FUSION 6-5480          42   9  0  258 IT'S NEW! (1195)
AIMED BLOW       WIGGLER 18-8088            33   6  1  295 THUNDR + LITENING (309)
LUNGING ATTACK   DR DAZZLE 57-4485          80  37  2  262 PEPPER PRACTICE II (1069)
SLASHING ATTACK  HEART 97-1096              21  20  4  238 ORGANS ON THE SAND (1237)
PARRY-LUNGE      SULTAN 10-4516             36  13  1  224 SIR AGLIO (600)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    OBSESSIVE 58-2447          59  57  1  222 ELEMENTS OF PSI (423)
STRIKING ATTACK  MAHI MAHI 18-4899         113  72  1  208 BIG MEAN FISH (292)
BASHING ATTACK   DECK SWAB 18-2148          29  27  2  193 SEA DOGS (328)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193   25  79  2   89 JUST BECAUSE (1151)

The overall popularity leader is CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was MIMIC BLENNY 18-7541.  The ten other most popular fighters were MEN 
WORKING 38-4189, HEAT 98-981, HITZ 82-10428, GOKU 7-5628, 2 62-2976, THE HIPPY 
21-5701, HEART 97-1096, ROLEX WATCH 32-3732, NUMBERED WON 18-7434, and WORK IN 
PROGRESS 38-4193.

The least popular fighter this week was THE LOVE BELOW 36-6187.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were MANUTE BOL 5-4233, TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463, CHIEF STORMCLOUD 
51-4306, LINK 6-5144, I SEE SOUNDS 21-5704, MAGINOT MIKE 4-4509, BASS 5-3666, 
HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH 18-6977, DECK SWAB 18-2148, and LIFE 3-4196.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
OSKSI(3)             0  1 0  LYRATILAN(25)        0  1 0  DELARQ TOR(58)       1  0 0  
JHELUM(4)            0  1 0  ARVAT(32)            1  1 0  JURINE(61)           1  0 0  
KALTOS(5)            0  3 0  JHANS(36)            1  1 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       1  0 0  
TRANSEL(6)           5  2 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  2 0  DWES EG(82)          5  6 0  
BONSUR(7)            2  2 0  RODEKI(42)           2  2 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  0 0  
KOLACT(10)           1  1 0  TRICORUS(51)         0  1 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)         10  5 0  ANDOR(57)            1  0 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  0 0  
SUNSET(21)           2  2 1  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LIFE 3-4196                 48 150  0  190  GAMES LIBRARY (998)        OSKSI
 MAGINOT MIKE 4-4509         61  86  1  105  DOGS OF WAR (999)          JHELUM
 BASS 5-3666                 68 107  2  185  JOHNS (927)                KALTOS
 RED FUSION 6-5480           42   9  0  258  IT'S NEW! (1195)           TRANSEL
 PTI 7-5412                  35  22  0  203  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 SULTAN 10-4516              36  13  1  224  SIR AGLIO (600)            KOLACT
 WIGGLER 18-8088             33   6  1  295  THUNDR + LITENING (309)    TALCAMA
 MINOS 21-5805               19  12  2  119  SONS OF SATAN (1214)       SUNSET
 WENT TO MARKET 25-4288      32  37  2  149  THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162)  LYRATILAN
 ROLEX WATCH 32-3732         61  57  2  212  LUST MUPPETS (1036)        ARVAT
 MISS HONEY 36-4850          77  78  0  202  SCARRY TEAM (824)          JHANS
 BOB, ETERNAL, 38-4460       24   3  0  149  SANDS OF TIME (1178)       CLIFFHOME
 MUCKER 42-3596              71  73  2  262  DELVERS (1000)             RODEKI
 CHIEF STORMCLOUD 51-4306    32  14  1  171  RAINDANCE (1106)           TRICORUS
 DR DAZZLE 57-4485           80  37  2  262  PEPPER PRACTICE II (1069)  ANDOR
 OBSESSIVE 58-2447           59  57  1  222  ELEMENTS OF PSI (423)      DELARQ TOR
 ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112     63  26  1  230  CEMENTIA (1112)            JURINE
 2 62-2976                   31  24  3   99  NUMBERS (937)              VALAMANTIS
 HITZ 82-10428               17  10  0  215  4-LETTER DOCTORS (1204)    DWES EG
 HEART 97-1096               21  20  4  238  ORGANS ON THE SAND (1237)  SHADOW GROVE
 ONE A DAY 98-799            34  29  3  190  MY DRUGS (1179)            SYVYN'S HILL
 FRIJOLE! 99-1214            17  16  3   93  BEAN MACHINE (1202)        SOUTH RIDGE