DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL

Date   : 08/06/2005    Duedate: 08/19/2005

DARKHOLM

DM-104    TURN-407

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 BLACK PRIMER 82/1187 1211  435  7 73.6    6 STYROFOAM 82/1090    1135  994  8 53.3
    THUNDR + LITENING 18/309                  7-THE NATURALS 21/1113   32   28  2 53.3
  2-RAINDANCE 51/1106      67   31  2 68.4    8-SIR AGLIO 10/600      587  522  2 52.9
  3 MONGREL HORDE 10/964  500  245  3 67.1      JOKA MASHER 82/1055                   
  4 DON'T ASK 82/1205    1640 1297 19 55.8    9 BEAN MACHINE 99/1202  753  710  6 51.5
    4-LETTER DOCTORS 82/1204                    BIG MEAN FISH 18/292                  
    4-LETTER ITCHES 82/1218                     CUTE & KINDA DEADLY 97/1229           
    LOCAL BEER 82/1219                       10-UNTOUCHABLES 18/1212    2    2  0 50.0
    ORGANS ON THE SAND 97/1237               11-COSMIC FREAK 21/1225   73  101  1 42.0
    DIRTY INFIRMARY 82/1206                     MUSIC TO KILL BY 96/1119              
    WHAT I ATE FOR XMAS 82/1114              12 KREWE OF DRUI 6/1186  191  266  5 41.8
    LUST MUPPETS 32/1036                        ELEMENTS OF PSI 58/423                
    4-LETTER ANXIETY 82/1236                 13 SEA DOGS 7/203         50   79  3 38.8
  5 NUMBERS 62/937       1891 1593  7 54.3      SEA DOGS 18/328                       
    SANDS OF TIME 38/1178                    14 DELVERS 42/1000       271  438  2 38.2
    IT'S NEW! 6/1195                            DOGS OF WAR 4/999                     
    CEMENTIA 61/1112                            GAMES LIBRARY 3/998                   
    PEPPER PRACTICE II 57/1069               15 JOHNS 5/927           864 1541 17 35.9
    I BENT MY WOOKIE 14/1239                    SCARRY TEAM 36/824                    
    FLAT BROKE 82/1184                          ARROGANCE 18/732                      
    WHAT A TREAT 98/1201                        THE LADY'S LIST 6/917                 
    WASTELAND 18/468                            JUST BECAUSE 38/1151                  
    PUDS AGAIN 6 82/1234                     16 NEXT GENERAT 18/1150  541 1020  9 34.7
    MORE NEW TEAMS 2 5/1188                     THIS LITTLE PRIGGY 25/1162            
    WASTELAND II 7/500                          FOUND IN THE SAND 32/1034             
    I'M SO SEXY 42/1072                         SUPER BASH BROTHERS 6/1067            
    NEGATIVE CASH FLOW 82/1197                  CLOWNING AROUND 42/1200               
    MY DRUGS 98/1179                         17-SONS OF SATA 21/1214    7   14  1 33.3
    LARGE LOSERS 5/1228                   

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 525): BRICK WALL of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 411): SCARDY CAT of ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 531): BUD SMITH of BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES (Crip, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 527): VANGUARD of ORCCON THUGS (DMobster, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 526): THE IMPECCABLE PIG of JUST DON'T CARE (The Muffin Man)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 530): AHMED of THE LADY'S LIST (A-Sop, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 528): CAT-IN-THE-HAT of UNDER JOLLY ROGER (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 522): WOLFRAVEN of CLAN BATTLEAXE (Mithril, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 514): GROBRAUM of BURN N' PILLAGE (Jolly, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 513): HORNS of BLACKEST PRIDE (Ultraist, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 487): SASQUATCH COWBOY of LEGENDARY BASTARDS ( ! , mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 477): DARK TYPHLOSION of FIRE DECK (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 210): QUIA RAYNE of THE MIDDLE WAY (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 464): THIRD BASE SPOCK of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 413): TURAGH of DARK HORSEMEN (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 196): RON WEASLEY of GRYFFINDOR HOUSE2 (Godric Gryffindor, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 184): LONDON QUIREBOY of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 362): TRAIN WRECK of THE BEARS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 162): KOOL AID of LIQUIDS (?, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 406): WIGGLER of THUNDR + LITENING from TALCAMA (Doc Steele)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 525): HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 411): THE GOLDEN FISH (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 531): AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 527): THE SHALLOWSHIP (?, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 526): EVEREST LLP (?, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 530): THE LADY'S LIST (A-Sop, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 528): UNDER JOLLY ROGER (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 522): SPRINGBORN (Still, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 514): none
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 513): GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 487): KAMIKAZI (Nemesis, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 477): GREYHAWK (Sceptre, mgr.0
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 210): LITERATI (?, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 464): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 413): DARK HORSEMEN (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 196): STEEL REIGN (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 184): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Knolan, Master Wildstorm, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 362): THE BEARS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 162): TWISTED SISTERS (Savant, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 406): BLACK PRIMER, etc. (Doc Steele, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 530): NOT HOYLE of GAMES LIBRARY (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 527): SOGNATORE of DREAMERS (Sleepy, mgr.)
               (turn 526): PERICLES of DOGS OF WAR (Nick, mgr.)
                           BAGMAN of HITMEN FOR HIRE (Rude Buddha, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 527): YAKKO of UNDER JOLLY ROGER (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
                           DILL WEED of SUGAR AND SPICE (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 522): WOLFRAVEN of CLAN BATTLEAXE (Mithril, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 514): GROBRAUM of BURN N' PILLAGE (Jolly, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 513): LUGO BELOSKI of SWORD OPERA (Nick, mgr.)
                           PRIME SLIME of THE NATURALS XI (Lord Genesis, mgr.)
               (turn 512): SKYDANCER of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 477): DARK TYPHLOSION of FIRE DECK (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 413): TURAGH of DARK HORSEMEN (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 196): RON WEASLEY of GRYFFINDOR HOUSE2 (Godric Gryffindor, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 184): LONDON QUIREBOY of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
                          OOKAZI of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 362): BENSI DURN of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 161): 2 PHAT TOO of VERMIN (Sultan, mgr.)

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                      Reflections by the Keeper of the Runeblade

Hello, Darkholm!

Turn three of my stay on the top.  I think if I win this time I'll start using the
term "reign."  My TV goes to Kylie of Untouchables.  Kylie was at the F2F (eliminated
of course) running her mouth about the beating she would give me if I gave her a
title shot.  So Kylie, this TV is for you, baby!  We'll see who gets to run their
mouth next turn in the Duelmaster's column.  I am a bit unhappy with the way I
performed in the Eligibles tourney, so I plan to take it out on you.  There will be
lots of pain.

Wiggler, Legion4

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Wild Children of the Dark Federation!

     Let's get the minor stuff out of the way first.  Thundr + Litening was avoided
by Cementia.  Perhaps Etched in Stone wanted to be sure his own challenge went
through.  If so, it didn't; and not because whoever he challenged had avoided him.
Etched made the only avoid this turn.  Maybe the person he challenged was not present
at this round of fights.
     Men Working was most challenged.  SMUNCH (18-8337) (18-2-0,89) of THUNDR +
LITENING challenged MEN WORKING (38-4189) (30-77-1,88) of JUST BECAUSE.  SMUNCH
demolished MEN WORKING in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge melee.  Well, when your
record fairly screams "I'll lose and teach you well," that's what happens.
     Our second of two challenge matches went like so:  STRAFE (82-11158) (32-17-
0,90) of BLACK PRIMERS challenged WORK IN PROGRESS (38-4193) (25-82-2,69) of JUST
BECAUSE.  STRAFE was viciously subdued by WORK IN PROGRESS in a 4 minute Challenge
fight.  Only two challenge matches!  How low Darkholm has fallen.  They say Lirin Kiv
is going to be merged with Free Blades.  If Darkholm shrinks much more, I am afraid
the Commission might try to merge us with Andorak!  Ack!  Ptui!
     No one fought hard enough to kill or be killed.  What a pity!  Try harder next
time.
     WIGGLER (18-8088) (36-6-1,356) of THUNDR + LITENING fought PTI (7-5412) (37-23-
0,223) of WASTELAND II.  WIGGLER overpowered PTI in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory
mismatched Title duel.  Hail the glorious Keeper of the Runeblade, our most dangerous
Aimed Blow, who so ably defends his title AND writes columns!  I note in his column
that Wiggler TV challenged Kylie, who talked the talk; he wanted to see if she could
walk the walk.  Unfortunately, Kylie sat out this turn.  Perhaps it was confusion due
to the recent tourney.  Let's hope she comes back next turn and the turn after, so
she can be challenged, and that Wiggler continues his reign that long, so he can
challenge her to defend his title.  Otherwise I must say it is pretty cheap to trash-
talk the Keeper and then not show up to fight him.
     Crack is Cheap remains our overall popularity leader.  CRACK IS CHEAP (82-18422)
(34-23-0,182) of NEGATIVE CASH FLOW fought ENDYMION (6-4163) (33-52-2,182) of KREWE
OF DRUID.  CRACK IS CHEAP was viciously subdued by ENDYMION in a 1 minute
competition.  Greater experience won out, I guess.  Crack isn't a bad warrior.
     And our scum sympathy vote goes to Bass.  BASS (5-3666) (71-107-2,228) of JOHNS
fought ONE A DAY (98-799) (35-31-3,198) of MY DRUGS.  BASS was defeated by ONE A DAY
in a crowd pleasing 6 minute bloody match.
     And the warrior least appreciated by the spectators was Maginot Mike.  DECK SWAB
(18-2148) (29-30-2,178) of SEA DOGS fought MAGINOT MIKE (4-4509) (62-88-1,102) of
DOGS OF WAR.  DECK SWAB handily defeated MAGINOT MIKE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
Mike, you have some talent but I've got to say you looked pretty lame out there.
     (deep sigh)  Well, there was little enough to say about the fights today, so I
think I shall amuse you with some unsolicited advice about life.  Throw things away.
We are not packrats.  If something breaks and you're not about to fix it, discard it
or give it to someone who can and will fix it.  If an item of clothing no longer
fits, give it away.  If you have generated trash of any sort, gather it up and take
it to where it will be carried away.  Personally I like to label my trash containers
"Important!  Do no lose!" and leave them where they will be stolen.  Periodically go
through your belongings, take out what you no longer use, and either discard or give
away those items.  Not only do these practices make moving easier, it is more
comfortable to live in your home when it isn't choked with excess belongings.
Remember, we Delarquans are descended from warrior nomads.  We travel light.

           Until next time, my countrymen!

                          Desiree

KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WIGGLER 18-8088             37   6  1  374  THUNDR + LITENING (309)    TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DR DAZZLE 57-4485           84  37  2  303  PEPPER PRACTICE II (1069)  ANDOR
 MAHI MAHI 18-4899          117  72  1  272  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
-SULTAN 10-4516              39  13  1  262  SIR AGLIO (600)            KOLACT
 WHIRLING DOG 10-4177        79  42  1  242  MONGREL HORDE (964)        KOLACT
 ROLEX WATCH 32-3732         64  58  2  230  LUST MUPPETS (1036)        ARVAT
-KYLIE 18-6057               34  28  1  229  UNTOUCHABLES (1212)        TALCAMA
 OBSESSIVE 58-2447           62  58  1  219  ELEMENTS OF PSI (423)      DELARQ TOR
 DUSKY JAWFISH 18-6978       59  60  1  219  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
-A NEW PONY! 82-1306         36  40  0  218  WHAT I ATE FOR XMAS (1114) DWES EG
 CLEANER WRASSE 18-6495      89  73  2  214  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
 HITZ 82-10428               19  11  0  212  4-LETTER DOCTORS (1204)    DWES EG

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112     65  28  1  210  CEMENTIA (1112)            JURINE
-ASSAULT 82-2043             71  41  1  207  JOKA MASHER (1055)         DWES EG
 ONE A DAY 98-799            36  31  3  207  MY DRUGS (1179)            SYVYN'S HILL
 NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317        35  31  1  207  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 SCHYLER 6-4866              67 109  1  204  THE LADY'S LIST (917)      TRANSEL
-CHIEF STORMCLOUD 51-4306    34  14  1  204  RAINDANCE (1106)           TRICORUS
 GOKU 7-5628                 24   5  0  204  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH 18-6977  63  55  0  203  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
 NUMBERED WON 18-7434        35  44  0  202  NEXT GENERATION (1150)     TALCAMA
 GRINGOLD 7-2416             31  41  2  202  SEA DOGS (203)             BONSUR
 HEART 97-1096               23  22  4  202  ORGANS ON THE SAND (1237)  SHADOW GROVE
 ASHANTI 6-5352              36  44  6  201  KREWE OF DRUID (1186)      TRANSEL
 BOB, ETERNAL, 38-4460       28   3  0  201  SANDS OF TIME (1178)       CLIFFHOME
 BASS 5-3666                 71 108  2  198  JOHNS (927)                KALTOS
 SHINY PENNY 32-3789         43  87  2  198  FOUND IN THE SAND (1034)   ARVAT
 PTI 7-5412                  37  24  0  198  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620   107 112  0  195  DELVERS (1000)             RODEKI
 ENDYMION 6-4163             34  52  2  194  KREWE OF DRUID (1186)      TRANSEL
 SUPER BUM 82-18411          39  22  1  193  FLAT BROKE (1184)          DWES EG
 HE HATE ME 18-7820          29  41  2  192  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 MIMIC BLENNY 18-7541        51  31  1  188  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
 COOLER 82-7277              47  40  1  185  STYROFOAM (1090)           DWES EG
 WENT TO MARKET 25-4288      35  38  2  185  THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162)  LYRATILAN
 MUCKER 42-3596              72  76  2  181  DELVERS (1000)             RODEKI

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463       32  25  0  180  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 DECK SWAB 18-2148           30  30  2  180  SEA DOGS (328)             TALCAMA
 RED FUSION 6-5480           42  13  0  177  IT'S NEW! (1195)           TRANSEL
 CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422     34  24  0  177  NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (1197)  DWES EG
 FEAR 82-10416               29  48  1  176  4-LETTER ANXIETY (1236)    DWES EG
-JOCK 82-10452               14   9  0  174  4-LETTER ITCHES (1218)     DWES EG
 LIFE 3-4196                 49 153  0  173  GAMES LIBRARY (998)        OSKSI
 MISS HONEY 36-4850          78  81  0  171  SCARRY TEAM (824)          JHANS
 DOC STEELE 18-6808          54  84  1  171  ARROGANCE (732)            TALCAMA
 FRIED TWINKIE 5-4562        34  18  0  168  MORE NEW TEAMS 2 (1188)    KALTOS
 HEAT 98-981                 24  14  4  167  WHAT A TREAT (1201)        SYVYN'S HILL
 DOC STEELE 18-6010          66 130  6  164  ARROGANCE (732)            TALCAMA
 THE CUTICLE DANCE 82-13639  21   6  2  162  DON'T ASK (1205)           DWES EG
-SMILES 21-3207              28  18  3  159  THE NATURALS XI (1113)     SUNSET
 YUENGLING 82-16265          22   8  1  157  LOCAL BEER (1219)          DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 2 62-2976                   33  26  3  155  NUMBERS (937)              VALAMANTIS

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LINK 6-5144                 34  65  2  149  SUPER BASH BROTHERS (1067) TRANSEL
 STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836  28  22  0  148  I'M SO SEXY (1072)         RODEKI
-TAPS 96-841                 31  32  5  141  MUSIC TO KILL BY (1119)    OLD VALAMANTIS
 FRIJOLE! 99-1214            20  17  3  132  BEAN MACHINE (1202)        SOUTH RIDGE
-QSTAFF INFECTION 82-14523   16   6  0  130  DIRTY INFIRMARY (1206)     DWES EG
 PEGASUS 6-4161              33  52  1  119  KREWE OF DRUID (1186)      TRANSEL
 BRICKTOP 18-7955            33  23  0  116  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
-MINOS 21-5805               19  13  2  114  SONS OF SATAN (1214)       SUNSET
 MAGINOT MIKE 4-4509         62  89  1  111  DOGS OF WAR (999)          JHELUM
-I SEE SOUNDS 21-5704        23  18  1  108  COSMIC FREAK OUT (1225)    SUNSET
 BRADEN 6-4867               65 111  1  105  THE LADY'S LIST (917)      TRANSEL
-GROBRAUM 18-8045            27  24  0  105  BURN N' PILLAGE (327)      TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SMUNCH 18-8337              19   2  0   99  THUNDR + LITENING (309)    TALCAMA
 WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193    26  82  2   96  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-THE HIPPY 21-5701           20  12  1   90  COSMIC FREAK OUT (1225)    SUNSET
 MEN WORKING 38-4189         30  78  1   83  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME
 MUTINEER 7-2607             26  17  2   83  SEA DOGS (203)             BONSUR
 PUD 126 82-22024            27  11  0   80  PUDS AGAIN 6 (1234)        DWES EG
-RONALD REAGAN 21-1588       23  23  0   79  SONS OF SATAN (1214)       SUNSET
 STRAFE 82-11158             32  18  0   75  BLACK PRIMERS (1187)       DWES EG
-SUIGENERIS 21-5545          14   6  1   73  THE NATURALS XI (1113)     SUNSET
 GOHAN 18-8449               24  14  1   71  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 MANUTE BOL 5-4233           19  14  0   71  LARGE LOSERS (1228)        KALTOS
 BOZO 42-4016                22  40  0   60  CLOWNING AROUND (1200)     RODEKI
 I WET MY BED! 14-4052       17   4  0   60  I BENT MY WOOKIE (1239)    TOBIR
 KUNG PAO KITTY 97-1310       3  10  3   44  CUTE & KINDA DEADLY (1229) SHADOW GROVE

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Bozo -- I'm really glad Assur has some new warriors here.  I was getting tired of
losing.  Thanks.  I'd be glad to buy you a drink. -- Maginot Mike

I have nothing to say to Bass of Johns.  He is beneath my notice. -- Life of Osksi
P.S.  And I'm annoyed at his manager, too.

Heart -- Don't wear it on your sleeve next time. -- Tolais Deepheart
P.S.  At least, not your right one.

Assault -- And you really meant it, too.  Ouch. -- Mucker

     Assurnasirbanipal -- Please nudge your warriors to write personal ads!  Thank
     you. -- Desiree

4 August 2005
Ladies and Gentlemen...The Announcement You Have All Been Waiting For Is Here!!!!!!!!

ZalCon3...The Rebirth!!!!!!! 

The Rules Are Simple, The Prizes Are Awesome, The Competition Fierce!

Where:  Dullens (DM13)  When:  October 8th, 2005

The Rules:
Every Manager Must DA Their Entire Team On The First Turn They Enter The Contest.
All Warriors DA'd In This Manner MUST Be At Zero FE And May Fight In The Contest If
They Live.  The Style Of The Warrior Must Be Present In The Name In A Non Ambiguous
Manner, Standard Abbreviations Accepted.  Scoring Starts On The 3rd Turn Of The
Contest Which Will Also Be The First Turn After The October Mail In.  Dead Warriors
May Be Entered From The Contest To Dead Apprentices ONLY--And With Zero FE!!!!!  All
Living Warriors May Be Entered Into Rookies or Apprentices For The October Mail In.

Scoring:
 1 Point For Each Win.
 1 Point For Each Kill.
-1 Point For Each Loss.
-1 Point For Each Death.

Categories:
Ultimate Style Master:  Warrior Of Any Style With The Most Style Master Points.
Top Team:  Team With The Most Points At The End Of The Contest.
Top Warrior:  Warrior With The Most Points At The End Of The Contest.
MVP Team:  Team With The Most Free Fight Awards At The End Of The Contest.
MVP Warrior:  Warrior With The Most Free Fight Awards At The End Of The Contest.
Style Master:  Warrior With The Most Points Vs. Style In Each Style At The End Of The
               Contest.
Warrior Top 11:  Next 10 Top Point Gaining Warriors At The End Of The Contest.
Iron Manager:  Any Manager With 100 Fights During The Contest (20 Turns Plus 2 Pre
               Turns).
***Special Category*** An Additional Top Team Award Will Be Granted For Each 5 Iron
Manager Awards Starting At 6.

Prizes:
Ultimate Style Master, Top Team, Top Warrior:  +1 To Bonus, Damage Bump, Free Train
                                              Or Learn 2 Skills, Favorites Knowledge.
MVP Team And MVP Warrior:  20 Rollups.
Style Master:  +1 To Bonus.
Warrior Top 11:  Free Train Or Learn 2 Skills. 
Iron Manager:  +1 To Bonus.

Please Contact Zalgor Prigg Via Diplo (Armor & Weapons DM102) or Email
(zalgor@hotmail.com) Should You Have Any Questions Or Wish A Free Team Rollup To Dark
Arena On Turn 1.

Disclaimer:  All Prizes Are To Be Used On Contest Team Only And Are Non Transferable.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

STRAFE was viciously subdued by WORK IN PROGRESS in a 4 minute Challenge fight.
SMUNCH demolished MEN WORKING in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
WIGGLER overpowered PTI in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory mismatched Title duel.
BASS was defeated by ONE A DAY in a crowd pleasing 6 minute bloody match.
DR DAZZLE vanquished ASHANTI in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
SHINY PENNY was overpowered by ETCHED IN STONE in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
WHIRLING DOG slimly won victory over NEOSPHINCTER in a action packed 5 minute melee.
MAHI MAHI vanquished SHADOWMANE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
LIFE was viciously subdued by WENT TO MARKET in a 2 minute gory duel.
GOKU overpowered COOLER in a 1 minute uneven match.
HEART overpowered FRIED TWINKIE in a exciting 2 minute bloody one-sided fight.
CLEANER WRASSE viciously subdued TOLAIS DEEPHEART in a exciting 2 minute contest.
HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH devastated YUENGLING in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched bout.
DUSKY JAWFISH overpowered RED FUSION in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided duel.
NUMBERED WON handily defeated DOC STEELE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched bout.
MIMIC BLENNY was bested by OBSESSIVE in a 2 minute fight.
HE HATE ME was overpowered by HITZ in a 2 minute one-sided match.
GRINGOLD overpowered MUCKER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
CRACK IS CHEAP was viciously subdued by ENDYMION in a 1 minute competition.
ROLEX WATCH overpowered SUPER BUM in a popular 2 minute one-sided duel.
MISS HONEY was overcome by TASTY HANGNAIL in a action packed 1 minute duel.
BOB, ETERNAL, viciously subdued DOC STEELE in a exciting 5 minute gory bout.
SCHYLER overpowered HEAT in a popular 2 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
FEAR defeated LINK in a exciting 3 minute gruesome bout.
THE CUTICLE DANCE savagely defeated BRICKTOP in a action packed 6 minute gory duel.
DECK SWAB handily defeated MAGINOT MIKE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
PEGASUS won victory over BRADEN in a popular 1 minute bout.
STUPID SEXY FLANDERS defeated FRIJOLE! in a action packed 1 minute duel.
2 luckily beat LAUGHING BARMAID in a exciting 5 minute gory match.
PUD 126 savagely defeated BOZO in a exciting 4 minute gory bout.
KUNG PAO KITTY was viciously subdued by I WET MY BED! in a 4 minute match.
MANUTE BOL was defeated by MUTINEER in a 2 minute struggle.
GOHAN demolished DRUNKEN FISHERMAN in a exciting 1 minute gruesome mismatched match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  20         STRIKING ATTACK   19 -   6 -  0      76  |
|AIMED BLOW                      10         AIMED BLOW        65 -  46 -  0      59  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     10         WALL OF STEEL     48 -  34 -  1      59  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    8         LUNGING ATTACK   116 -  90 -  2      56  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         PARRY-LUNGE       10 -  11 -  0      48  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         SLASHING ATTACK   30 -  36 -  3      45  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         TOTAL PARRY       48 -  61 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  10 -  0      29  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         BASHING ATTACK    17 -  45 -  0      27  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 407 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     9 - 11         4  WALL OF STEEL  
SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        4 -  6         2  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         7 -  3     BASHING ATTACK     2 -  4         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      5 -  3     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         1  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       WIGGLER 18-8088            37   6  1  374 THUNDR + LITENING (309)
LUNGING ATTACK   DR DAZZLE 57-4485          84  37  2  303 PEPPER PRACTICE II (1069)
STRIKING ATTACK  MAHI MAHI 18-4899         117  72  1  272 BIG MEAN FISH (292)
WALL OF STEEL    WHIRLING DOG 10-4177       79  42  1  242 MONGREL HORDE (964)
TOTAL PARRY      DUSKY JAWFISH 18-6978      59  60  1  219 BIG MEAN FISH (292)
SLASHING ATTACK  SCHYLER 6-4866             67 109  1  204 THE LADY'S LIST (917)
BASHING ATTACK   SHINY PENNY 32-3789        43  87  2  198 FOUND IN THE SAND (1034)
PARRY-LUNGE      DOC STEELE 18-6808         54  84  1  171 ARROGANCE (732)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193   26  82  2   96 JUST BECAUSE (1151)

The overall popularity leader is CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was BASS 5-3666.  The ten other most popular fighters were THE CUTICLE 
DANCE 82-13639, PUD 126 82-22024, BOB, ETERNAL, 38-4460, I WET MY BED! 14-4052, 
WHIRLING DOG 10-4177, NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317, WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193, ONE A DAY 
98-799, DUSKY JAWFISH 18-6978, and HEART 97-1096.

The least popular fighter this week was MAGINOT MIKE 4-4509.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422, KUNG PAO KITTY 97-1310, MUCKER 
42-3596, COOLER 82-7277, ASHANTI 6-5352, PTI 7-5412, BOZO 42-4016, FRIJOLE! 99-1214, 
STUPID SEXY FLANDERS 42-3836, and BRADEN 6-4867.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
OSKSI(3)             0  1 0  TALCAMA(18)          9  6 0  DELARQ TOR(58)       1  0 0  
JHELUM(4)            0  1 0  LYRATILAN(25)        1  0 0  JURINE(61)           1  0 0  
KALTOS(5)            0  3 0  ARVAT(32)            1  1 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       1  0 0  
TRANSEL(6)           3  4 0  JHANS(36)            0  1 0  DWES EG(82)          4  5 0  
BONSUR(7)            4  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        2  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           1  0 0  RODEKI(42)           1  3 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  1 0  
TOBIR(14)            1  0 0  ANDOR(57)            1  0 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LIFE 3-4196                 49 153  0  173  GAMES LIBRARY (998)        OSKSI
 MAGINOT MIKE 4-4509         62  89  1  111  DOGS OF WAR (999)          JHELUM
 BASS 5-3666                 71 108  2  198  JOHNS (927)                KALTOS
 SCHYLER 6-4866              67 109  1  204  THE LADY'S LIST (917)      TRANSEL
 GOKU 7-5628                 24   5  0  204  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 WHIRLING DOG 10-4177        79  42  1  242  MONGREL HORDE (964)        KOLACT
 I WET MY BED! 14-4052       17   4  0   60  I BENT MY WOOKIE (1239)    TOBIR
 WIGGLER 18-8088             37   6  1  374  THUNDR + LITENING (309)    TALCAMA
 WENT TO MARKET 25-4288      35  38  2  185  THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162)  LYRATILAN
 ROLEX WATCH 32-3732         64  58  2  230  LUST MUPPETS (1036)        ARVAT
 MISS HONEY 36-4850          78  81  0  171  SCARRY TEAM (824)          JHANS
 BOB, ETERNAL, 38-4460       28   3  0  201  SANDS OF TIME (1178)       CLIFFHOME
 TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620   107 112  0  195  DELVERS (1000)             RODEKI
 DR DAZZLE 57-4485           84  37  2  303  PEPPER PRACTICE II (1069)  ANDOR
 OBSESSIVE 58-2447           62  58  1  219  ELEMENTS OF PSI (423)      DELARQ TOR
 ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112     65  28  1  210  CEMENTIA (1112)            JURINE
 2 62-2976                   33  26  3  155  NUMBERS (937)              VALAMANTIS
 HITZ 82-10428               19  11  0  212  4-LETTER DOCTORS (1204)    DWES EG
 HEART 97-1096               23  22  4  202  ORGANS ON THE SAND (1237)  SHADOW GROVE
 ONE A DAY 98-799            36  31  3  207  MY DRUGS (1179)            SYVYN'S HILL
 FRIJOLE! 99-1214            20  17  3  132  BEAN MACHINE (1202)        SOUTH RIDGE