DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL
Date : 10/01/2005 Duedate: 10/14/2005
DARKHOLM
DM-104 TURN-411
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 BLACK PRIMER 82/1187 1223 438 7 73.6 JUST DON'T CARE 5/1242
LEGENDS OF STEELE 1/1047 7 BIG LAKE BONE 69/529 228 197 3 53.6
THUNDR + LITENING 18/309 8 STYROFOAM 82/1090 1136 997 8 53.3
2 MONGREL HORDE 10/964 502 247 3 67.0 9 SIR AGLIO 10/600 592 525 2 53.0
3 DON'T ASK 82/1205 1653 1308 19 55.8 JOKA MASHER 82/1055
ORGANS ON THE SAND 97/1237 10 BEAN MACHINE 99/1202 772 719 6 51.8
LOCAL BEER 82/1219 BIG MEAN FISH 18/292
4-LETTER DOCTORS 82/1204 CUTE & KINDA DEADLY 97/1229
LUST MUPPETS 32/1036 11 KREWE OF DRUI 6/1186 195 278 5 41.2
4-LETTER ANXIETY 82/1236 ELEMENTS OF PSI 58/423
4-THE NATURALS 21/1113 35 28 2 55.6 12 SEA DOGS 7/203 58 85 3 40.6
5-UNTOUCHABLES 18/1212 5 4 0 55.6 SEA DOGS 96/1241
6 NUTS 82/1240 1938 1633 7 54.3 SEA DOGS 18/328
SANDS OF TIME 38/1178 13 DELVERS 42/1000 279 446 2 38.5
CEMENTIA 61/1112 DOGS OF WAR 4/999
PEPPER PRACTICE II 57/1069 GAMES LIBRARY 3/998
IT'S NEW! 6/1195 14 JOHNS 5/927 879 1558 17 36.1
FLAT BROKE 82/1184 SCARRY TEAM 36/824
PUDS AGAIN 6 82/1234 ARROGANCE 18/732
WHAT A TREAT 98/1201 THE LADY'S LIST 6/917
WASTELAND 18/468 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151
NUMBERS 62/937 15 SONS OF SATA 21/1214 10 19 1 34.5
WASTELAND II 7/500 16 NEXT GENERAT 18/1150 544 1037 10 34.4
I'M SO SEXY 42/1072 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY 25/1162
MORE NEW TEAMS 2 5/1188 FOUND IN THE SAND 32/1034
MY DRUGS 98/1179 SUPER BASH BROTHERS 6/1067
NEGATIVE CASH FLOW 82/1197 CLOWNING AROUND 42/1200
I BENT MY WOOKIE 14/1239 17-THE DREAMING 36/1233 0 2 0 0.0
LARGE LOSERS 5/1228
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 528): BRICK WALL of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Nick, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 412): MELLITA of THE GOLDEN FISH (Nick, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 536): BLACK WIDOW of MISTRESS 4 XMAS (Angus, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 532): VANGUARD of ORCCON THUGS (DMobster, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 531): BULL DURHAM of PARTY ANIMALS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 535): COOKIE FOR THE SOUL of HOLE IN THE WALL (The Muffin Man)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 531): HAILSTORM of WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 527): SIR REALISTIC of SIR AGLIO (Sultan, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 517): WOMAN AT THE WELL of SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 516): BAUMGARTEN of I MAGI (Street Legal, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 490): FRANKENSLOSH of HELTER SKELTER (Cosmo, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 480): GUHULONG of JINDA-BAN (Nick, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 212): DUCK A L'ORANGE of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 469): OSTMAN of WAY OF THE SWORD A3 (Vhagar, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 417): DELANGE of DARK HORSEMEN (Nick, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 199): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 187): EVANGELION of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 367): DOC FELLE of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Nick, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 163): DRUWEZ of GLACIATION GUILD II (Sir Chester, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 410): WIGGLER of THUNDR + LITENING from TALCAMA (Doc Steele)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 528): HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Nick, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 412): THE GOLDEN FISH (Nick, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 536): GAMES LIBRARY (Nick, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 532): HARMONY (?, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 531): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Nick, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 535): THE LADY'S LIST (A-Sop, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 531): WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 527): SIR AGLIO (Sultan, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 517): NEXT GENERATION (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 516): BLACKEST PRIDE (Ultraist, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 490): KAMIKAZI (Nemesis, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 480): JINDA-BAN (Nick, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 212): LITERATI (?, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 469): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 417): ALL-UGLY TEAM (The Sentinel, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 199): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 187): CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 367): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Nick, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 163): TWISTED SISTERS (Savant, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 410): BLACK PRIMER, etc. (Doc Steele, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 4 JHELUM (turn 531): CYCLONE of FURY'S EDGE (Fury, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 531): BULL DURHAM of PARTY ANIMALS (Crip, mgr.)
(turn 530): THE IMPECCABLE PIG of JUST DON'T CARE (The Muffin Man)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 526): QUADRICEPS of QUBIT (Sultan, mgr.)
IVAN MASHMINAPLP of SPRINGBORN (Still, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 517): WOMAN AT THE WELL of SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
SINDARION of UNTOUCHABLES (Angus, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 516): BAUMGARTEN of I MAGI (Street Legal, mgr.)
(turn 515): HORNS of BLACKEST PRIDE (Ultraist, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 479): DINGIL BILL of JINDA-BAN (Nick, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 416): FISTS OF FURY of RONIN (Rosebud, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 198): FRED WEASLEY of GRYFFINDOR HOUSE2 (Godric Gryffindor)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 187): EVANGELION of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Keeper of the Runeblade
Hello, Darkholm!
Turn seven of my reign. Do you all realize that since I announced my willingness to
TV whoever asked me to, that _none_ of you has obliged!?! It's getting embarrassing.
Is the chance at the Throne not worth the risk? You Challenger Champs should be
ashamed of yourselves. Just in case you forgot, you are all immortal, so I can't
kill you in our fight permanently. I have an 8 CON, as Rattlesnake Shake will tell
you, all you have to do is lay some steel on me and I will go down. Cowards!
I have nothing further to say until someone speaks up about something.
Wiggler, Legion4
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Heroes of the Federation! (smiling)
Thundr + Litening (guild #1 today) were avoided by Wasteland (#6). I wonder if
that means some of the Grand Challenger Champions were avoiding Wiggler? Mumphy
Chick was most challenged. MUMPHY CHICK (1-5487) (30-2-0,181) of LEGENDS OF STEELE
TV challenged DUSKY JAWFISH (18-6978) (61-61-1,199) of BIG MEAN FISH. MUMPHY CHICK
was savagely defeated by DUSKY JAWFISH in a 7 minute Challenge melee. Looks to me
like M.C. was hoping to learn something. I imagine she did.
Well, Wiggler used his TV challenge again. And I note in his Keeper's column
(Thank you so much, Wiggler!) that he will TV challenge anyone who asks, so they can
try for the title. Why doesn't someone ask? I see several likely-looking warriors
in the Grand Challenger Champions. There are FOUR Big Mean Fish. Big Wave Dave, why
don't you try for the top with one of them? Or No No I'm Sparticus. Why not prove
that you really are Sparticus? Although the real one might spell it differently.
Anyway, let's look at the numbers on that title fight. (bah! I hate numbers!)
WIGGLER (18-8088) (40-6-1,438) of THUNDR + LITENING TV challenged TOLAIS DEEPHEART
(42-1620) (109-113-0,223) of DELVERS. WIGGLER devastated TOLAIS DEEPHEART in a 1
minute mismatched Challenge Title fight. Hmm, "mismatched" is right. I'm sorry,
maybe Wiggler needed a rest. But Wiggler, Tolais is only supposed to fight
Assurnasirbanipal's bashers.
You Grand Challenger Champs, I know aimed blow practitioners are scary, and I
know it takes a little patience to get coordinated for this sort of thing; anything
can happen in the two turns it would take to have your request published and to
receive a challenge. But it's not that hard. Next turn, I want to see at least one
request in the personal ads for Wiggler to TV challenge someone. Come on, what have
you got to lose? We all want to see that fight! Mahi Mahi! You Top Striker you, go
for it!
That accounts for two of our three TV challenges this turn. Here's the third:
HEAT (98-981) (24-17-4,174) of WHAT A TREAT TV challenged SMUNCH (18-8337) (22-2-
0,152) of THUNDR + LITENING. HEAT vanquished SMUNCH in a popular 1 minute mismatched
Challenge brawl.
CRACK IS CHEAP (82-18422) (34-27-0,150) of NEGATIVE CASH FLOW fought DESIREE
(104-23) (20-15-4,150) of Arena Stand-ins. CRACK IS CHEAP luckily beat DESIREE in a
crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal match. (sighing) I had forgotten I was still on the
stand-in list. Imagine my surprise when I was sitting there comfortably on my
cushions, taking my little notes on the fights, and along comes a Commission errand
boy to tell me I have to fight. Well, Crack, I got to see your pretty moves up
close, and I'll tell you something. A sensational, spinning wind-up isn't nearly so
pretty when it ends with a blade cutting my leg! Owww! Yes, the infirmary has
really good healers but...ow! I've got to get myself off that list.
If I had to be in a fight, I'd rather get scummed like Miss Honey. ONE A DAY
(98-799) (38-32-3,203) of MY DRUGS fought MISS HONEY (36-4850) (80-82-0,189) of
SCARRY TEAM. ONE A DAY unbelievably bested MISS HONEY in a crowd pleasing 7 minute
competition.
Here's another scumfest but the crowd wasn't so sympathetic to Uber as they were
to Miss Honey. UBER GOOBER (82-26198) (18-16-0,39) of NUTS fought KUNG PAO KITTY
(97-1310) (3-13-3,51) of CUTE & KINDA DEADLY. UBER GOOBER was outlasted by KUNG PAO
KITTY in an action packed 7 minute bloody duel. It was action packed and bloody,
sure, but a lot of that was disastrous fumbles and other mistakes. Tsk. Hang in
there, Uber, you'll get better.
There was one death this turn. All right, I'm sorry about it. Yes, it means
two warriors fought hard enough to kill and to be killed. But it also means someone
woke up on that dreadful table, after horrible dreams and feeling like they have ten
cases of the flu at once. You'll get back to normal, Twink. It just takes a few
weeks. Meanwhile, eat chocolate. NUMBERED WON (18-7434) (35-47-0,171) of NEXT
GENERATION fought FRIED TWINKIE (5-4562) (34-21-0,114) of MORE NEW TEAMS 2. NUMBERED
WON murdered FRIED TWINKIE in a popular 1 minute uneven contest.
That's all. I want to thank Nick's warriors for writing personal ads. I don't
think they'll be the only ones next time. There SHOULD be at least a couple of
requests for a TV challenge from Wiggler.
Unsolicited advice: Nothing will keep you awake like that little whine going
past your ear. Mosquitoes are not infinite. Seal the area. Turn up the lights.
Hunt them down and kill them all. Then, sleep well. The exception is if dogs sleep
in the room with you. If you seal the room, it will fill up with dog breath. Or
worse.
With a smile and a wave,
Desiree (not my real name)
KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
WIGGLER 18-8088 41 6 1 449 THUNDR + LITENING (309) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MAHI MAHI 18-4899 121 72 1 321 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA
NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317 39 31 1 319 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
MIMIC BLENNY 18-7541 54 32 1 230 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA
ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 67 30 1 228 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE
SUPER BUM 82-18411 42 23 1 228 FLAT BROKE (1184) DWES EG
BASS 5-3666 73 110 2 227 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
HEART 97-1096 26 23 4 221 ORGANS ON THE SAND (1237) SHADOW GROVE
NO NO IM SPARTICUS 69-311 42 21 0 217 BIG LAKE BONEHEADS (529) CIMMERIAC
DUSKY JAWFISH 18-6978 62 61 1 216 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA
HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH 18-6977 66 56 0 214 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA
SULTAN 10-4516 41 15 1 211 SIR AGLIO (600) KOLACT
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
NUMBERED WON 18-7434 36 47 1 210 NEXT GENERATION (1150) TALCAMA
DR DAZZLE 57-4485 87 38 2 209 PEPPER PRACTICE II (1069) ANDOR
ROLEX WATCH 32-3732 67 59 2 208 LUST MUPPETS (1036) ARVAT
ONE A DAY 98-799 39 32 3 208 MY DRUGS (1179) SYVYN'S HILL
SCHYLER 6-4866 69 111 1 207 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
DOC STEELE 18-6808 56 86 1 207 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA
HE HATE ME 18-7820 32 42 2 206 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
ASSAULT 82-2043 74 42 1 205 JOKA MASHER (1055) DWES EG
WHIRLING DOG 10-4177 81 44 1 203 MONGREL HORDE (964) KOLACT
DOC STEELE 18-6010 68 132 6 203 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA
TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463 33 28 0 202 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
GOKU 7-5628 27 6 0 202 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
OBSESSIVE 58-2447 64 60 1 201 ELEMENTS OF PSI (423) DELARQ TOR
-KYLIE 18-6057 35 30 1 201 UNTOUCHABLES (1212) TALCAMA
TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620 109 114 0 199 DELVERS (1000) RODEKI
GRINGOLD 7-2416 33 43 2 198 SEA DOGS (203) BONSUR
PTI 7-5412 40 25 0 196 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
HITZ 82-10428 21 13 0 194 4-LETTER DOCTORS (1204) DWES EG
COOLER 82-7277 48 43 1 193 STYROFOAM (1090) DWES EG
MISS HONEY 36-4850 80 83 0 192 SCARRY TEAM (824) JHANS
MUCKER 42-3596 74 78 2 192 DELVERS (1000) RODEKI
ENDYMION 6-4163 35 55 2 190 KREWE OF DRUID (1186) TRANSEL
HEAT 98-981 25 17 4 189 WHAT A TREAT (1201) SYVYN'S HILL
BOB, ETERNAL, 38-4460 30 5 0 188 SANDS OF TIME (1178) CLIFFHOME
CLEANER WRASSE 18-6495 91 75 2 187 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA
MAGINOT MIKE 4-4509 65 90 1 185 DOGS OF WAR (999) JHELUM
STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836 32 22 0 185 I'M SO SEXY (1072) RODEKI
WENT TO MARKET 25-4288 35 42 2 184 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162) LYRATILAN
LIFE 3-4196 50 156 0 182 GAMES LIBRARY (998) OSKSI
MUMPHY CHICK 1-5487 30 3 0 182 LEGENDS OF STEELE (1047) MORDANT
SHINY PENNY 32-3789 44 90 2 181 FOUND IN THE SAND (1034) ARVAT
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FRIJOLE! 99-1214 23 18 3 181 BEAN MACHINE (1202) SOUTH RIDGE
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE CUTICLE DANCE 82-13639 22 9 2 177 DON'T ASK (1205) DWES EG
LINK 6-5144 35 68 2 176 SUPER BASH BROTHERS (1067) TRANSEL
DECK SWAB 18-2148 32 32 2 176 SEA DOGS (328) TALCAMA
RED FUSION 6-5480 42 17 0 174 IT'S NEW! (1195) TRANSEL
YUENGLING 82-16265 23 11 1 174 LOCAL BEER (1219) DWES EG
2 62-2976 36 27 3 173 NUMBERS (937) VALAMANTIS
-SMILES 21-3207 29 18 3 166 THE NATURALS XI (1113) SUNSET
CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422 35 27 0 159 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (1197) DWES EG
FEAR 82-10416 32 49 1 159 4-LETTER ANXIETY (1236) DWES EG
ASHANTI 6-5352 37 47 6 157 KREWE OF DRUID (1186) TRANSEL
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SMUNCH 18-8337 22 3 0 150 THUNDR + LITENING (309) TALCAMA
MINOS 21-5805 20 16 2 143 SONS OF SATAN (1214) SUNSET
BRICKTOP 18-7955 35 25 0 134 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
BRADEN 6-4867 67 113 1 130 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
PEGASUS 6-4161 33 56 1 129 KREWE OF DRUID (1186) TRANSEL
FRIED TWINKIE 5-4562 34 22 0 118 MORE NEW TEAMS 2 (1188) KALTOS
GOHAN 18-8449 28 14 1 115 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
MUTINEER 7-2607 29 18 2 112 SEA DOGS (203) BONSUR
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RONALD REAGAN 21-1588 25 25 0 97 SONS OF SATAN (1214) SUNSET
STRAFE 82-11158 36 18 0 93 BLACK PRIMERS (1187) DWES EG
PUD 126 82-22024 28 14 0 91 PUDS AGAIN 6 (1234) DWES EG
-A. CAPONE 18-3228 16 17 3 91 UNTOUCHABLES (1212) TALCAMA
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MEN WORKING 38-4189 31 81 1 83 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
-SUIGENERIS 21-5545 15 6 1 83 THE NATURALS XI (1113) SUNSET
WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 28 84 2 82 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
-SINDARION 18-8499 22 10 1 77 UNTOUCHABLES (1212) TALCAMA
-WOMAN AT THE WELL 18-8583 19 12 0 69 SHEPHERDS (432) TALCAMA
-PRIME SLIME 21-5522 14 11 0 69 THE NATURALS XI (1113) SUNSET
THE IMPECCABLE PIG 5-3818 17 6 0 67 JUST DON'T CARE (1242) KALTOS
SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399 11 1 3 62 SEA DOGS (1241) OLD VALAMANTIS
MANUTE BOL 5-4233 21 16 0 59 LARGE LOSERS (1228) KALTOS
-WILL THE BIKER 18-8290 17 5 1 57 NEXT GENERATION (1150) TALCAMA
KUNG PAO KITTY 97-1310 4 13 3 57 CUTE & KINDA DEADLY (1229) SHADOW GROVE
BOZO 42-4016 22 44 0 48 CLOWNING AROUND (1200) RODEKI
-THE LOVE BELOW 36-6187 15 8 2 45 THE DREAMING (1233) JHANS
I WET MY BED! 14-4052 18 7 0 37 I BENT MY WOOKIE (1239) TOBIR
UBER GOOBER 82-26198 18 17 0 37 NUTS (1240) DWES EG
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
FRIED TWINKIE 5-4562 34 22 0 MORE NEW TEAMS 2 1188 NUMBERED WON 18-7434 411
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
No No Im Sparticus -- Your name is too long, and your team name is too long, and you
should SUFFER for this. -- Tolais Deepheart
Went To Market -- Why didn't anybody buy you? I could appreciate you more in the
form of sausages. -- Life of Osksi
Yuengling -- Experience and cunning beats youth and talent. -- Mucker
Schyler -- Get out of here! I'm only supposed to fight Assur's bashers. -- Maginot
Mike
Mike -- I didn't know that! I'll speak to the Commission about it at once. --
Desiree
15 September 2005
HAMMER ANNOUNCES RETIREMENT
Be it known from the highest mountains to the darkest alleys of Alastari that
the veteran manager known far and wide as Hammer has now officially retired from
sponsoring contests as of September 15, 2005.
What a long time ago was a fun motivated activity to help promote our common
DM/D2 gaming interest in an effort to promote the growth and competitiveness of
selected arenas has become a far from fun experience.
In other words Hammer has had it!
The combination of real life situations interfering with the time needed to
effectively sponsor a contest, plus the attitudes expressed during such sponsorship
interference has led to Hammer closing his personal coin coffers and retiring from
his planned sponsorship of any future contests.
There are others in our close knit gaming community who are well able to step up
to the plate and continue sponsoring contests that make the basic game a fun
experience for all those who choose to compete and interact in such future endeavors.
Hammer thanks all managers both active and inactive who helped to make the
Hammer sponsored contests a historical and entertaining experience well worth the
time, effort and money spent over the past several years.
May the Cheers and the Jeers of future contests build upon the legacies of those
who have paved the way in years gone by to help make this game what it is today.
Hammer has no regrets for the part he has played in that history.
19 September 2005
I'd like to say hello to everyone I know that is still around after my being gone for
five years. Hope to see you all on the sands, and may your weapons strike true and
your shields protect you (except, of course, against MY warriors *grin*)!! -- Lord
Xiang, D2-101
26 September 2005
Regarding the Regional News:
If any of y'all glance at it and find some arenas are behind, rest assured I'll
get them caught up next time around. I was trying to unsnarl the darned thing, but
it was just getting worse, so I decided gradual and partial was better than not at
all or ever. -- The Saint, keeper of lists
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
WIGGLER devastated TOLAIS DEEPHEART in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
MUMPHY CHICK was savagely defeated by DUSKY JAWFISH in a 7 minute Challenge melee.
HEAT vanquished SMUNCH in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
HE HATE ME overpowered LIFE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute mismatched Challenge match.
GOHAN overpowered RONALD REAGAN in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
STRAFE bested WORK IN PROGRESS in a popular 2 minute Challenge competition.
HITZ was handily defeated by NO NO IM SPARTICUS in a 1 minute uneven melee.
ETCHED IN STONE defeated DOC STEELE in a action packed 5 minute duel.
MUCKER was defeated by OBSESSIVE in a exciting 1 minute fight.
BOB, ETERNAL, was handily defeated by HEART in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
GRINGOLD was bested by NEOSPHINCTER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute conflict.
PTI was demolished by MIMIC BLENNY in a popular 2 minute bloody mismatched match.
BASS handily defeated THE CUTICLE DANCE in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
MAHI MAHI devastated TASTY HANGNAIL in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel.
CLEANER WRASSE was bested by SCHYLER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brawl.
HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH overpowered COOLER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
DECK SWAB was narrowly defeated by MAGINOT MIKE in a popular 2 minute match.
ONE A DAY unbelievably bested MISS HONEY in a crowd pleasing 7 minute competition.
SULTAN overpowered WENT TO MARKET in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
WHIRLING DOG was viciously subdued by SUPER BUM in a action packed 3 minute duel.
GOKU overpowered SHINY PENNY in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
ROLEX WATCH vanquished ENDYMION in a 1 minute one-sided match.
STUPID SEXY FLANDERS won victory over LAUGHING BARMAID in a popular 1 minute fight.
DR DAZZLE demolished LINK in a action packed 1 minute gruesome one-sided melee.
ASSAULT savagely defeated RED FUSION in a exciting 5 minute bloody fray.
FEAR was vanquished by FRIJOLE! in a popular 2 minute one-sided bout.
YUENGLING was vanquished by DOC STEELE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fray.
2 narrowly defeated KHALHUMS DWARF in a popular 4 minute brutal fight.
MINOS was beaten by ASHANTI in a action packed 1 minute bout.
NUMBERED WON murdered FRIED TWINKIE in a popular 1 minute uneven contest.
PEGASUS was unbelievably bested by BRICKTOP in a exciting 2 minute battle.
BRADEN bested MUTINEER in a action packed 3 minute gory bout.
CRACK IS CHEAP luckily beat DESIREE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal match.
BOZO was vanquished by THE IMPECCABLE PIG in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
PUD 126 viciously subdued DEBBY TONTE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal bout.
MEN WORKING handily defeated MANUTE BOL in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
UBER GOOBER was outlasted by KUNG PAO KITTY in a action packed 7 minute bloody duel.
SUSHI SLINGER demolished I WET MY BED! in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 21 STRIKING ATTACK 18 - 3 - 0 86 |
|TOTAL PARRY 13 AIMED BLOW 72 - 40 - 1 64 |
|AIMED BLOW 12 WALL OF STEEL 49 - 33 - 0 60 |
|WALL OF STEEL 8 LUNGING ATTACK 115 - 98 - 1 54 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 7 PARRY-LUNGE 10 - 9 - 0 53 |
|BASHING ATTACK 6 TOTAL PARRY 50 - 61 - 0 45 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 29 - 36 - 2 45 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 8 - 0 38 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 BASHING ATTACK 13 - 49 - 0 21 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 411 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 4 4 LUNGING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 8 - 4 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 5 3 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 12 - 9 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW
TOTAL PARRY 7 - 6 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 4 - 4
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW WIGGLER 18-8088 41 6 1 449 THUNDR + LITENING (309)
STRIKING ATTACK MAHI MAHI 18-4899 121 72 1 321 BIG MEAN FISH (292)
LUNGING ATTACK MIMIC BLENNY 18-7541 54 32 1 230 BIG MEAN FISH (292)
TOTAL PARRY ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 67 30 1 228 CEMENTIA (1112)
SLASHING ATTACK HEART 97-1096 26 23 4 221 ORGANS ON THE SAND (1237)
PARRY-LUNGE SULTAN 10-4516 41 15 1 211 SIR AGLIO (600)
WALL OF STEEL ROLEX WATCH 32-3732 67 59 2 208 LUST MUPPETS (1036)
BASHING ATTACK WENT TO MARKET 25-4288 35 42 2 184 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162)
PARRY-RIPOSTE WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 28 84 2 82 JUST BECAUSE (1151)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
The overall popularity leader is CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422. The most popular warrior
this turn was MISS HONEY 36-4850. The ten other most popular fighters were ASSAULT
82-2043, DUSKY JAWFISH 18-6978, DOC STEELE 18-6808, MIMIC BLENNY 18-7541, ONE A DAY
98-799, WHIRLING DOG 10-4177, BRADEN 6-4867, PUD 126 82-22024, NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317,
and HE HATE ME 18-7820.
The least popular fighter this week was UBER GOOBER 82-26198. The other ten least
popular fighters were BOZO 42-4016, ENDYMION 6-4163, HITZ 82-10428, I WET MY BED!
14-4052, MANUTE BOL 5-4233, FRIED TWINKIE 5-4562, YUENGLING 82-16265, LINK 6-5144,
SHINY PENNY 32-3789, and BOB, ETERNAL, 38-4460.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 0 1 0 SUNSET(21) 0 2 0 JURINE(61) 1 0 0
OSKSI(3) 0 1 0 LYRATILAN(25) 0 1 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 1 0 0
JHELUM(4) 1 0 0 ARVAT(32) 1 1 0 CIMMERIAC(69) 1 0 0
KALTOS(5) 2 2 0 JHANS(36) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 5 6 0
TRANSEL(6) 3 4 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 2 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 1 0 0
BONSUR(7) 1 4 0 RODEKI(42) 1 3 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 2 0 0
KOLACT(10) 1 1 0 ANDOR(57) 1 0 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 2 0 0
TOBIR(14) 0 1 0 DELARQ TOR(58) 1 0 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 1 0 0
TALCAMA(18) 11 4 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MUMPHY CHICK 1-5487 30 3 0 182 LEGENDS OF STEELE (1047) MORDANT
LIFE 3-4196 50 156 0 182 GAMES LIBRARY (998) OSKSI
MAGINOT MIKE 4-4509 65 90 1 185 DOGS OF WAR (999) JHELUM
BASS 5-3666 73 110 2 227 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
SCHYLER 6-4866 69 111 1 207 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463 33 28 0 202 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
SULTAN 10-4516 41 15 1 211 SIR AGLIO (600) KOLACT
I WET MY BED! 14-4052 18 7 0 37 I BENT MY WOOKIE (1239) TOBIR
WIGGLER 18-8088 41 6 1 449 THUNDR + LITENING (309) TALCAMA
MINOS 21-5805 20 16 2 143 SONS OF SATAN (1214) SUNSET
WENT TO MARKET 25-4288 35 42 2 184 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162) LYRATILAN
ROLEX WATCH 32-3732 67 59 2 208 LUST MUPPETS (1036) ARVAT
MISS HONEY 36-4850 80 83 0 192 SCARRY TEAM (824) JHANS
BOB, ETERNAL, 38-4460 30 5 0 188 SANDS OF TIME (1178) CLIFFHOME
TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620 109 114 0 199 DELVERS (1000) RODEKI
DR DAZZLE 57-4485 87 38 2 209 PEPPER PRACTICE II (1069) ANDOR
OBSESSIVE 58-2447 64 60 1 201 ELEMENTS OF PSI (423) DELARQ TOR
ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 67 30 1 228 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE
2 62-2976 36 27 3 173 NUMBERS (937) VALAMANTIS
NO NO IM SPARTICUS 69-311 42 21 0 217 BIG LAKE BONEHEADS (529) CIMMERIAC
SUPER BUM 82-18411 42 23 1 228 FLAT BROKE (1184) DWES EG
SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399 11 1 3 62 SEA DOGS (1241) OLD VALAMANTIS
HEART 97-1096 26 23 4 221 ORGANS ON THE SAND (1237) SHADOW GROVE
ONE A DAY 98-799 39 32 3 208 MY DRUGS (1179) SYVYN'S HILL
FRIJOLE! 99-1214 23 18 3 181 BEAN MACHINE (1202) SOUTH RIDGE