DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL Date : 10/15/2005 Duedate: 10/28/2005 DARKHOLM DM-104 TURN-412 RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K % 1 BLACK PRIMER 82/1187 1226 439 7 73.6 SANDS OF TIME 38/1178 LEGENDS OF STEELE 1/1047 6 BIG LAKE BONE 69/529 228 198 3 53.5 THUNDR + LITENING 18/309 7 STYROFOAM 82/1090 1136 998 8 53.2 2 MONGREL HORDE 10/964 502 248 3 66.9 8 SIR AGLIO 10/600 593 526 2 53.0 3 DON'T ASK 82/1205 1656 1311 19 55.8 JOKA MASHER 82/1055 ORGANS ON THE SAND 97/1237 9 BEAN MACHINE 99/1202 775 723 6 51.7 4-LETTER DOCTORS 82/1204 BIG MEAN FISH 18/292 LOCAL BEER 82/1219 CUTE & KINDA DEADLY 97/1229 LUST MUPPETS 32/1036 10 SEA DOGS 7/203 61 87 3 41.2 4-LETTER ANXIETY 82/1236 SEA DOGS 96/1241 4-UNTOUCHABLES 18/1212 5 4 0 55.6 SEA DOGS 18/328 5 NUTS 82/1240 1953 1641 7 54.3 11 KREWE OF DRUI 6/1186 196 281 5 41.1 CEMENTIA 61/1112 ELEMENTS OF PSI 58/423 PEPPER PRACTICE II 57/1069 12 DELVERS 42/1000 281 448 2 38.5 IT'S NEW! 6/1195 DOGS OF WAR 4/999 PUDS AGAIN 6 82/1234 GAMES LIBRARY 3/998 FLAT BROKE 82/1184 13 JOHNS 5/927 883 1562 17 36.1 WHAT A TREAT 98/1201 ARROGANCE 18/732 WASTELAND 18/468 SCARRY TEAM 36/824 NUMBERS 62/937 THE LADY'S LIST 6/917 WASTELAND II 7/500 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151 I'M SO SEXY 42/1072 14-SONS OF SATA 21/1214 10 19 1 34.5 MY DRUGS 98/1179 15 NEXT GENERAT 18/1150 545 1041 10 34.4 I BENT MY WOOKIE 14/1239 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY 25/1162 JUST DON'T CARE 5/1242 FOUND IN THE SAND 32/1034 MORE NEW TEAMS 2 5/1188 SUPER BASH BROTHERS 6/1067 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW 82/1197 CLOWNING AROUND 42/1200 LARGE LOSERS 5/1228 '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 529): FLAIR of WIND STORM (Lord Xiang, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 414): MELLITA of THE GOLDEN FISH (Nick, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 537): WIRLITZ of SORCERY COVENANT (Visionist, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 533): PUSSY-FOOTED of ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 532): MOUSE DAVIS of PARTY ANIMALS (Crip, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 536): COOKIE FOR THE SOUL of HOLE IN THE WALL (The Muffin Man) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 533): HAILSTORM of WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 528): SIR REALISTIC of SIR AGLIO (Sultan, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 519): ALTON of BURN N' PILLAGE (Jolly, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 518): ASHANDAR of AGE OF EMPIRE (Doc Steele, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 492): NIKITA of BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 482): SIR LICKSALOT of ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 213): OUTLAW STAR of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 470): OSTMAN of WAY OF THE SWORD A3 (Vhagar, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 418): WILLIE MCGEE of ALL-UGLY TEAM (The Sentinel, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 199): POSITION IS EMPTY DM 59 ILLIS (turn 187): EVANGELION of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 368): RELENTLESS of THE BEARS (Papa Bear, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 163): DRUWEZ of GLACIATION GUILD II (Sir Chester, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 411): WIGGLER of THUNDR + LITENING from TALCAMA (Doc Steele) Top Teams --------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 529): WIND STORM (Lord Xiang, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 414): THE GOLDEN FISH (Nick, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 537): GAMES LIBRARY (Nick, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 533): THE SHALLOWSHIP (?, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 532): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Nick, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 536): THE LADY'S LIST (A-Sop, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 533): WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 528): SIR AGLIO (Sultan, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 519): WASTELAND (The Muffin Man, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 518): AGE OF EMPIRE (Doc Steele, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 492): ABSTRACT (Xerxes, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 482): JINDA-BAN (Nick, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 213): CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 470): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 418): RONIN (Rosebud, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 199): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 187): CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 368): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Nick, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 163): TWISTED SISTERS (Savant, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 411): BLACK PRIMERS, etc. (Doc Steele, mgr.) Recent Graduates ----------------- DM 2 NIANIA (turn 413): YOBER of OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (Tripwire, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 537): WIRLITZ of SORCERY COVENANT (Visionist, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 533): PUSSY-FOOTED of ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 531): BULL DURHAM of PARTY ANIMALS (Crip, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 533): HAILSTORM of WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 519): ALTON of BURN N' PILLAGE (Jolly, mgr.) BILLY THE SQUID of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.) (turn 518): WILL THE BIKER of NEXT GENERATION (Assurnasirbanipal) PREBIRTH of BURN N' PILLAGE (Jolly, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 491): SASQUATCH COWBOY of LEGENDARY BASTARDS ( ! , mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 198): FRED WEASLEY of GRYFFINDOR HOUSE2 (Godric Gryffindor) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 187): EVANGELION of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.) THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM Reflections by the Keeper of the Runeblade Hello, Darkholm! Turn eight of my reign. I am glad to see only Desiree our beloved Spy Mistress chit chatting with me. The rest of you that have tucked tail and run away, at least you have the good manners to remain silent. I see we were most avoided by Muffin Man, and also challenged by him. It is a sad day to see Delarquan mega-managers behaving as Andorians in this most Delarquan of arenas. Muffin Man, your challenge-avoid tactics have drawn our attention and broken our hearts. You will be hearing from us on the sands as often as we can break your avoids. Perhaps you should consider an official immigration to Andoria? A sad day indeed, this arena is surely sliding into the abyss! Desiree -- I did not know Tolais was supposed to be reserved for Asuur's bashers to beat on. However, Tolais did rise to the rank of Challenger Champion in this once great arena, so I will make no apologies. In fact, I will praise him for not avoiding like the rest of these lost souls. Nick -- I know you warriors did not specifically address me, but I too am happy to see someone talking. Well done. Desiree again -- If my last two columns do not get some kind of pulse going in these zombies, then I fear there is no hope. How I wish I had been Duelmaster in the "good old days" Doc always talks about when Darkholm was overflowing with activity. I tried my best to get things jumping during my brief time here, but no one seems to care anymore. I'll be off to Primus whenever the warriors move in the next few turns, so best of luck to you getting these deadbeats turned around. Wiggler, Legion4 REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER Warriors of Darkholm, it's good to see you again. First I'd like to thank Wiggler for a wonderful column. Yes, I remember how Darkholm used to be. (sighing) Not much like that now. But who knows what the future will hold? At least it holds one more turn of Wiggler in charge of the Runeblade. WIGGLER (18-8088) (41-6-1,449) of THUNDR + LITENING TV challenged SUPER BUM (82-18411) (42-23-1,228) of FLAT BROKE. WIGGLER devastated SUPER BUM in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight. I love to watch an aimed blow work, don't you? No one was most challenged or most avoided, which means only that the challenges and avoids were a bit more evenly distributed than usual. No one was killed. I used to say that meant no one was trying hard enough, but I've rethought that. It's a good day when no one gets killed. Getting raised isn't as bad as staying dead, but it is pretty bad. Wiggler, I got the idea that Tolais was only supposed to be challenged by Assur's bashers from Tolais himself. However, maybe he should broaden his requirements since he wasn't challenged at all this turn. TOLAIS DEEPHEART (42-1620) (109-114-0,199) of DELVERS fought CRACK IS CHEAP (82-18422) (35-27-0,159) of NEGATIVE CASH FLOW. TOLAIS DEEPHEART viciously subdued CRACK IS CHEAP in a popular 5 minute brutal fray. Crack remains our overall popularity leader, with another highly addictive performance every turn. I do like to see those flashy leaps! This week's favorite was He Hate Me. MUMPHY CHICK (1-5487) (30-3-0,182) of LEGENDS OF STEELE TV challenged HE HATE ME (18-7820) (32-42-2,206) of WASTELAND. MUMPHY CHICK was viciously subdued by HE HATE ME in a 6 minute Challenge match. Scum sympathy. It didn't look like a very scummy fight to me, though. Now here's some scumming. BRICKTOP (18-7955) (35-25-0,134) of WASTELAND fought BILLY THE SQUID (18-3880) (27-16-2,99) of SEA DOGS. BRICKTOP outwaited BILLY THE SQUID in an exciting 8 minute duel. Bricktop was this turn's least favorite warrior. I'd like to extend my sympathy to Uber Goober, our lowest ranked warrior this turn. STRAFE (82-11158) (36-18-0,93) of BLACK PRIMERS challenged UBER GOOBER (82- 26198) (18-17-0,37) of NUTS. STRAFE vanquished UBER GOOBER in a popular 3 minute gruesome uneven Challenge duel. Like I always tell the others when they're at the bottom, hang in there and it will get better. And see? They're not at the bottom anymore, you are. So hang in there. It'll get better. It would certainly be nice to see more ads in the personals column, don't you think? Wiggler included her ads in her column, which is fine, but now we have only Nick's warriors talking in the personals. Would the rest of you please give this some thought? It's fun to write ads. If you say something to someone, they might answer. That's fun, too. Then you can answer them back. It keeps going. It's lots of fun. We all like having fun. Desiree pokes Suave. Hey! Desiree bonks Assurnasirbanipal on the noggin. Doh! I shouldn't say this. I KNOW better than this. Does anyone want to go on an adventure? Raise your hands. If you want to go, I need this information in the personal ads or in a diplo: name, description (including sex, height, race, and favorite weapon to carry and use outside of the arena), personality, and any other distinguishing characteristics that you want to see in the story. Now, you all know, or should know, that I often don't finish stories. So this is a big gamble. Your character could wind up eternally stranded on a ledge with a huge man-eating demon rising into view from the depths. It's a risk. Are you up for it? I'm smiling at you. I think you're brave enough to volunteer. Desiree (not my real name) KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY WIGGLER 18-8088 42 6 1 472 THUNDR + LITENING (309) TALCAMA GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY MAHI MAHI 18-4899 122 72 1 332 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317 40 31 1 326 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA BASS 5-3666 74 110 2 256 JOHNS (927) KALTOS HEART 97-1096 27 23 4 243 ORGANS ON THE SAND (1237) SHADOW GROVE ONE A DAY 98-799 40 32 3 240 MY DRUGS (1179) SYVYN'S HILL MIMIC BLENNY 18-7541 55 32 1 236 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 68 30 1 230 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE DR DAZZLE 57-4485 88 38 2 226 PEPPER PRACTICE II (1069) ANDOR SULTAN 10-4516 42 15 1 226 SIR AGLIO (600) KOLACT HE HATE ME 18-7820 33 42 2 223 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA GOKU 7-5628 28 6 0 216 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR OBSESSIVE 58-2447 65 60 1 212 ELEMENTS OF PSI (423) DELARQ TOR TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463 34 28 0 211 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY GRINGOLD 7-2416 34 43 2 208 SEA DOGS (203) BONSUR MISS HONEY 36-4850 81 83 0 207 SCARRY TEAM (824) JHANS PTI 7-5412 41 25 0 206 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR HITZ 82-10428 22 13 0 205 4-LETTER DOCTORS (1204) DWES EG DOC STEELE 18-6010 68 133 6 203 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA ROLEX WATCH 32-3732 67 60 2 203 LUST MUPPETS (1036) ARVAT TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620 110 114 0 201 DELVERS (1000) RODEKI -KYLIE 18-6057 35 30 1 201 UNTOUCHABLES (1212) TALCAMA SCHYLER 6-4866 69 112 1 200 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL SUPER BUM 82-18411 42 24 1 199 FLAT BROKE (1184) DWES EG BOB, ETERNAL, 38-4460 31 5 0 199 SANDS OF TIME (1178) CLIFFHOME CLEANER WRASSE 18-6495 92 75 2 197 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH 18-6977 66 57 0 197 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA DUSKY JAWFISH 18-6978 62 62 1 196 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA WENT TO MARKET 25-4288 35 43 2 196 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162) LYRATILAN WHIRLING DOG 10-4177 81 45 1 195 MONGREL HORDE (964) KOLACT DOC STEELE 18-6808 56 87 1 195 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA MUCKER 42-3596 75 78 2 194 DELVERS (1000) RODEKI ASSAULT 82-2043 74 43 1 191 JOKA MASHER (1055) DWES EG NO NO IM SPARTICUS 69-311 42 22 0 191 BIG LAKE BONEHEADS (529) CIMMERIAC NUMBERED WON 18-7434 36 48 1 191 NEXT GENERATION (1150) TALCAMA STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836 32 23 0 188 I'M SO SEXY (1072) RODEKI THE CUTICLE DANCE 82-13639 23 9 2 188 DON'T ASK (1205) DWES EG HEAT 98-981 25 18 4 187 WHAT A TREAT (1201) SYVYN'S HILL ENDYMION 6-4163 35 56 2 185 KREWE OF DRUID (1186) TRANSEL MUMPHY CHICK 1-5487 30 4 0 185 LEGENDS OF STEELE (1047) MORDANT COOLER 82-7277 48 44 1 182 STYROFOAM (1090) DWES EG GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY SHINY PENNY 32-3789 44 91 2 182 FOUND IN THE SAND (1034) ARVAT GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY MAGINOT MIKE 4-4509 65 91 1 180 DOGS OF WAR (999) JHELUM LINK 6-5144 36 68 2 180 SUPER BASH BROTHERS (1067) TRANSEL LIFE 3-4196 50 157 0 179 GAMES LIBRARY (998) OSKSI FRIJOLE! 99-1214 23 19 3 178 BEAN MACHINE (1202) SOUTH RIDGE RED FUSION 6-5480 43 17 0 176 IT'S NEW! (1195) TRANSEL BRADEN 6-4867 68 113 1 170 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422 35 28 0 165 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (1197) DWES EG FEAR 82-10416 32 50 1 161 4-LETTER ANXIETY (1236) DWES EG SMUNCH 18-8337 23 3 0 161 THUNDR + LITENING (309) TALCAMA ASHANTI 6-5352 37 48 6 156 KREWE OF DRUID (1186) TRANSEL MUTINEER 7-2607 30 18 2 155 SEA DOGS (203) BONSUR GOHAN 18-8449 29 14 1 152 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY PEGASUS 6-4161 33 57 1 145 KREWE OF DRUID (1186) TRANSEL DECK SWAB 18-2148 32 33 2 144 SEA DOGS (328) TALCAMA YUENGLING 82-16265 23 12 1 144 LOCAL BEER (1219) DWES EG -MINOS 21-5805 20 16 2 143 SONS OF SATAN (1214) SUNSET 2 62-2976 36 28 3 141 NUMBERS (937) VALAMANTIS BRICKTOP 18-7955 36 25 0 136 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA FRIED TWINKIE 5-4562 34 23 0 122 MORE NEW TEAMS 2 (1188) KALTOS PUD 126 82-22024 29 14 0 119 PUDS AGAIN 6 (1234) DWES EG GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY BILLY THE SQUID 18-3880 27 17 2 100 SEA DOGS (328) TALCAMA -RONALD REAGAN 21-1588 25 25 0 97 SONS OF SATAN (1214) SUNSET STRAFE 82-11158 37 18 0 95 BLACK PRIMERS (1187) DWES EG WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 29 84 2 95 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399 12 1 3 69 SEA DOGS (1241) OLD VALAMANTIS I WET MY BED! 14-4052 19 7 0 66 I BENT MY WOOKIE (1239) TOBIR MANUTE BOL 5-4233 22 16 0 62 LARGE LOSERS (1228) KALTOS THE IMPECCABLE PIG 5-3818 17 7 0 61 JUST DON'T CARE (1242) KALTOS MEN WORKING 38-4189 31 82 1 59 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME -WILL THE BIKER 18-8290 17 5 1 57 NEXT GENERATION (1150) TALCAMA -PREBIRTH 18-8452 14 14 1 57 BURN N' PILLAGE (327) TALCAMA KUNG PAO KITTY 97-1310 4 14 3 56 CUTE & KINDA DEADLY (1229) SHADOW GROVE BOZO 42-4016 22 45 0 48 CLOWNING AROUND (1200) RODEKI UBER GOOBER 82-26198 18 18 0 46 NUTS (1240) DWES EG '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE Wiggler -- I'm impressed, a title shot for me? I can see that you deserve your position. Salute. -- Tolais Deepheart P.S. Yes, I also thought I should have stayed in bed today. In fact, I wanted to. He Hate Me -- And so he SHOULD. You're hateful! -- Life of Osksi Obsessive -- Ah, the truth will out, eh? I was just kidding. How could you tell? -- Mucker Deck Swab -- This is what I'm good at, but I'm sure I couldn't swab a deck worth a damn. -- Maginot Mike Desiree -- No, it's Mike and Life who are supposed to fight the bashers. I take what comes to me. -- Tolais Deepheart P.S. You might want to note that Wiggler is female. Oh! Thank you. Wiggler -- All of Nick's warriors are rich in the virtue of not avoiding. And I'm sure Tolais appreciated a break from Assur's bashers (though I don't think they've been after him so much lately). Oh, and Wiggler, we will miss you a lot when you go to Primus. How do you think you'll do there? Do you have a chance? Because a lot of warriors get inducted to Primus and then are forever doomed to the low end of mediocrity. -- Desiree 15 September 2005 HAMMER ANNOUNCES RETIREMENT Be it known from the highest mountains to the darkest alleys of Alastari that the veteran manager known far and wide as Hammer has now officially retired from sponsoring contests as of September 15, 2005. What a long time ago was a fun motivated activity to help promote our common DM/D2 gaming interest in an effort to promote the growth and competitiveness of selected arenas has become a far from fun experience. In other words Hammer has had it! The combination of real life situations interfering with the time needed to effectively sponsor a contest, plus the attitudes expressed during such sponsorship interference has led to Hammer closing his personal coin coffers and retiring from his planned sponsorship of any future contests. There are others in our close knit gaming community who are well able to step up to the plate and continue sponsoring contests that make the basic game a fun experience for all those who choose to compete and interact in such future endeavors. Hammer thanks all managers both active and inactive who helped to make the Hammer sponsored contests a historical and entertaining experience well worth the time, effort and money spent over the past several years. May the Cheers and the Jeers of future contests build upon the legacies of those who have paved the way in years gone by to help make this game what it is today. Hammer has no regrets for the part he has played in that history. 19 September 2005 I'd like to say hello to everyone I know that is still around after my being gone for five years. Hope to see you all on the sands, and may your weapons strike true and your shields protect you (except, of course, against MY warriors *grin*)!! -- Lord Xiang, D2-101 5 October 2005 To those once of Willaf -- It's time to come back to the sands. I'm back, exclusively at Willaf.... -- Kurd the Vivisectionist, Your Better 12 October 2005 Magic Man -- You are a fellow Canadian, are you not? Where do you hail from? I live in Kelowna, B.C. -- Maximillian, 8,13, 28, 47, 54 LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS WIGGLER devastated SUPER BUM in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight. MUMPHY CHICK was viciously subdued by HE HATE ME in a 6 minute Challenge match. HEAT was viciously subdued by GRINGOLD in a popular 4 minute gory Challenge contest. NO NO IM SPARTICUS was demolished by HEART in a 1 minute Challenge competition. DECK SWAB was defeated by GOHAN in a exciting 1 minute Challenge struggle. SMUNCH devastated FRIED TWINKIE in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge competition. STRAFE vanquished UBER GOOBER in a popular 3 minute gruesome uneven Challenge duel. THE IMPECCABLE PIG was vanquished by WORK IN PROGRESS in a 2 minute Challenge fight. SUSHI SLINGER savagely defeated KUNG PAO KITTY in a popular 3 minute Challenge melee. I WET MY BED! subdued MEN WORKING in a 2 minute Challenge match. BASS devastated ASSAULT in a exciting 2 minute mismatched conflict. ETCHED IN STONE subdued WENT TO MARKET in a popular 3 minute brawl. SULTAN handily defeated HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH in a 1 minute one-sided conflict. MIMIC BLENNY vanquished SHINY PENNY in a action packed 1 minute mismatched bout. MAHI MAHI handily defeated DOC STEELE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched bout. NEOSPHINCTER devastated ENDYMION in a 1 minute one-sided fight. DUSKY JAWFISH was demolished by GOKU in a exciting 2 minute gory one-sided bout. DOC STEELE was overcome by HITZ in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory competition. CLEANER WRASSE overpowered MAGINOT MIKE in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided duel. NUMBERED WON was vanquished by OBSESSIVE in a popular 1 minute mismatched fray. SCHYLER was subdued by PTI in a popular 2 minute fight. ROLEX WATCH was vanquished by DR DAZZLE in a action packed 2 minute one-sided match. MISS HONEY overpowered COOLER in a exciting 1 minute uneven match. WHIRLING DOG was vanquished by ONE A DAY in a action packed 7 minute one-sided fray. BOB, ETERNAL, handily defeated SHEWISH GIANT in a popular 2 minute one-sided duel. TOLAIS DEEPHEART viciously subdued CRACK IS CHEAP in a popular 5 minute brutal fray. MUCKER demolished ASHANTI in a 1 minute one-sided fight. STUPID SEXY FLANDERS was overpowered by SOLACIA in a 1 minute one-sided bout. TASTY HANGNAIL handily defeated FRIJOLE! in a action packed 1 minute mismatched match. LIFE was savagely defeated by THE CUTICLE DANCE in a exciting 4 minute struggle. YUENGLING was bested by MUTINEER in a action packed 3 minute bout. FEAR was savagely defeated by LINK in a exciting 4 minute bloody match. 2 was demolished by BRADEN in a popular 2 minute gruesome one-sided duel. RED FUSION beat PEGASUS in a exciting 2 minute competition. BRICKTOP outwaited BILLY THE SQUID in a exciting 8 minute duel. PUD 126 savagely defeated CAPTURED CUTPURSE in a action packed 3 minute battle. BOZO was bested by MANUTE BOL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome match. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |LUNGING ATTACK 21 STRIKING ATTACK 18 - 3 - 0 86 | |AIMED BLOW 12 AIMED BLOW 71 - 42 - 1 63 | |TOTAL PARRY 12 WALL OF STEEL 49 - 33 - 0 60 | |WALL OF STEEL 8 LUNGING ATTACK 120 - 93 - 1 56 | |SLASHING ATTACK 6 PARRY-LUNGE 10 - 10 - 0 50 | |BASHING ATTACK 6 SLASHING ATTACK 28 - 35 - 2 44 | |PARRY-LUNGE 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 7 - 0 42 | |STRIKING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 46 - 66 - 0 41 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 BASHING ATTACK 13 - 49 - 0 21 | |PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | Turn 412 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 5 - 7 4 LUNGING ATTACK LUNGING ATTACK 15 - 6 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 2 2 AIMED BLOW AIMED BLOW 6 - 6 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 4 2 TOTAL PARRY STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 5 1 STRIKING ATTACK WALL OF STEEL 4 - 4 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-LUNGE TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME AIMED BLOW WIGGLER 18-8088 42 6 1 472 THUNDR + LITENING (309) STRIKING ATTACK MAHI MAHI 18-4899 122 72 1 332 BIG MEAN FISH (292) LUNGING ATTACK BASS 5-3666 74 110 2 256 JOHNS (927) FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME SLASHING ATTACK HEART 97-1096 27 23 4 243 ORGANS ON THE SAND (1237) TOTAL PARRY ONE A DAY 98-799 40 32 3 240 MY DRUGS (1179) PARRY-LUNGE SULTAN 10-4516 42 15 1 226 SIR AGLIO (600) WALL OF STEEL OBSESSIVE 58-2447 65 60 1 212 ELEMENTS OF PSI (423) BASHING ATTACK WENT TO MARKET 25-4288 35 43 2 196 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162) PARRY-RIPOSTE WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 29 84 2 95 JUST BECAUSE (1151) The overall popularity leader is CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422. The most popular warrior this turn was HE HATE ME 18-7820. The ten other most popular fighters were WHIRLING DOG 10-4177, GRINGOLD 7-2416, TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620, LINK 6-5144, THE CUTICLE DANCE 82-13639, BILLY THE SQUID 18-3880, SMUNCH 18-8337, ONE A DAY 98-799, YUENGLING 82-16265, and SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399. The least popular fighter this week was BRICKTOP 18-7955. The other ten least popular fighters were STUPID SEXY FLANDERS 42-3836, ASHANTI 6-5352, BOZO 42-4016, 2 62-2976, FRIJOLE! 99-1214, ROLEX WATCH 32-3732, MAGINOT MIKE 4-4509, ENDYMION 6-4163, DOC STEELE 18-6010, and HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH 18-6977. Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K MORDANT(1) 0 1 0 TALCAMA(18) 9 7 0 JURINE(61) 1 0 0 OSKSI(3) 0 1 0 LYRATILAN(25) 0 1 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 0 1 0 JHELUM(4) 0 1 0 ARVAT(32) 0 2 0 CIMMERIAC(69) 0 1 0 KALTOS(5) 2 2 0 JHANS(36) 1 0 0 DWES EG(82) 4 7 0 TRANSEL(6) 3 4 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 2 1 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 1 0 0 BONSUR(7) 5 0 0 RODEKI(42) 2 2 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 1 1 0 KOLACT(10) 1 1 0 ANDOR(57) 1 0 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 1 1 0 TOBIR(14) 1 0 0 DELARQ TOR(58) 1 0 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 0 1 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY MUMPHY CHICK 1-5487 30 4 0 185 LEGENDS OF STEELE (1047) MORDANT LIFE 3-4196 50 157 0 179 GAMES LIBRARY (998) OSKSI MAGINOT MIKE 4-4509 65 91 1 180 DOGS OF WAR (999) JHELUM BASS 5-3666 74 110 2 256 JOHNS (927) KALTOS SCHYLER 6-4866 69 112 1 200 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL GOKU 7-5628 28 6 0 216 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR SULTAN 10-4516 42 15 1 226 SIR AGLIO (600) KOLACT I WET MY BED! 14-4052 19 7 0 66 I BENT MY WOOKIE (1239) TOBIR WIGGLER 18-8088 42 6 1 472 THUNDR + LITENING (309) TALCAMA WENT TO MARKET 25-4288 35 43 2 196 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162) LYRATILAN ROLEX WATCH 32-3732 67 60 2 203 LUST MUPPETS (1036) ARVAT MISS HONEY 36-4850 81 83 0 207 SCARRY TEAM (824) JHANS BOB, ETERNAL, 38-4460 31 5 0 199 SANDS OF TIME (1178) CLIFFHOME TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620 110 114 0 201 DELVERS (1000) RODEKI DR DAZZLE 57-4485 88 38 2 226 PEPPER PRACTICE II (1069) ANDOR OBSESSIVE 58-2447 65 60 1 212 ELEMENTS OF PSI (423) DELARQ TOR ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 68 30 1 230 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE 2 62-2976 36 28 3 141 NUMBERS (937) VALAMANTIS NO NO IM SPARTICUS 69-311 42 22 0 191 BIG LAKE BONEHEADS (529) CIMMERIAC HITZ 82-10428 22 13 0 205 4-LETTER DOCTORS (1204) DWES EG SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399 12 1 3 69 SEA DOGS (1241) OLD VALAMANTIS HEART 97-1096 27 23 4 243 ORGANS ON THE SAND (1237) SHADOW GROVE ONE A DAY 98-799 40 32 3 240 MY DRUGS (1179) SYVYN'S HILL FRIJOLE! 99-1214 23 19 3 178 BEAN MACHINE (1202) SOUTH RIDGE NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS) For those of you who keep track of such things, 12 additional warriors graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. PETER (4-1642) of THE BAD BUNNIES PHILLIP THE BIRD (40-3708) of CRUEL PET NAMES MILES HITS THE ROAD (69-7270) of CRUMBLING LEAGUE ROCKWELL (7-5003) of UNDEAD ARTISTS FURRY BOX (72-4314) of BRIAN LOCK 0001 (82-12389) of OCT 2001 1 0002 (82-12390) of OCT 2001 1 SACRIFICE (82-12669) of GAMES PEOPLE PLAY HARRY SELDON (82-18333) of FOUNDATION ARMY PSYCHO BITCH (82-18670) of SANDY TOO ??RADAR?? (82-20310) of DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II LITA (82-27080) of DARK TOADS 04D Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes