DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL Date : 10/29/2005 Duedate: 11/11/2005 DARKHOLM DM-104 TURN-413 RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K % 1 BLACK PRIMER 82/1187 1229 439 7 73.7 SANDS OF TIME 38/1178 LEGENDS OF STEELE 1/1047 5 BIG LAKE BONE 69/529 229 198 3 53.6 THUNDR + LITENING 18/309 6 STYROFOAM 82/1090 1136 999 8 53.2 2-MONGREL HORDE 10/964 502 248 3 66.9 7 SIR AGLIO 10/600 595 526 2 53.1 3 DON'T ASK 82/1205 1658 1312 19 55.8 JOKA MASHER 82/1055 4-LETTER DOCTORS 82/1204 8 BEAN MACHINE 99/1202 779 726 6 51.8 ORGANS ON THE SAND 97/1237 BIG MEAN FISH 18/292 LOCAL BEER 82/1219 CUTE & KINDA DEADLY 97/1229 LUST MUPPETS 32/1036 9 SEA DOGS 7/203 63 90 3 41.2 4-LETTER ANXIETY 82/1236 SEA DOGS 96/1241 4 NUTS 82/1240 1962 1655 7 54.2 SEA DOGS 18/328 PEPPER PRACTICE II 57/1069 10 KREWE OF DRUI 6/1186 197 284 5 41.0 CEMENTIA 61/1112 ELEMENTS OF PSI 58/423 IT'S NEW! 6/1195 11 DELVERS 42/1000 283 450 2 38.6 FLAT BROKE 82/1184 DOGS OF WAR 4/999 PUDS AGAIN 6 82/1234 GAMES LIBRARY 3/998 I BENT MY WOOKIE 14/1239 12 JOHNS 5/927 887 1566 17 36.2 WHAT A TREAT 98/1201 ARROGANCE 18/732 WASTELAND 18/468 SCARRY TEAM 36/824 NUMBERS 62/937 THE LADY'S LIST 6/917 WASTELAND II 7/500 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151 I'M SO SEXY 42/1072 13-SONS OF SATA 21/1214 10 19 1 34.5 MY DRUGS 98/1179 14 NEXT GENERAT 18/1150 548 1043 10 34.4 MORE NEW TEAMS 2 5/1188 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY 25/1162 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW 82/1197 FOUND IN THE SAND 32/1034 LARGE LOSERS 5/1228 SUPER BASH BROTHERS 6/1067 JUST DON'T CARE 5/1242 CLOWNING AROUND 42/1200 '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 530): FLAIR of WIND STORM (Lord Xiang, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 415): MELLITA of THE GOLDEN FISH (Nick, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 538): NOTTHUR of SORCERY COVENANT (Visionist, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 534): TRAUMER of DREAMERS (Sleepy, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 533): HOFFA of JOHNS (Dear, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 537): COOKIE FOR THE SOUL of HOLE IN THE WALL (The Muffin Man) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 534): SWEATY of BRAIN (LHI, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 529): SIR REALISTIC of SIR AGLIO (Sultan, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 520): BOOKIE of ARROGANCE (A-Sop, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 519): ASHANDAR of AGE OF EMPIRE (Doc Steele, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 493): FRANKENSLOSH of HELTER SKELTER (Cosmo, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 483): GUHULONG of JINDA-BAN (Nick, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 213): OUTLAW STAR of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 471): OSTMAN of WAY OF THE SWORD A3 (Vhagar, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 419): HARZOGH of DARK HORSEMEN (Nick, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 200): VIRET of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jinda, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 188): DUFF of ISLANDERS (Nick, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 369): POSITION IS EMPTY DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 165): KOOL AID of LIQUIDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 412): WIGGLER of THUNDR + LITENING from TALCAMA (Doc Steele) Top Teams --------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 530): WIND STORM (Lord Xiang, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 415): THE GOLDEN FISH (Nick, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 538): SORCERY COVENANT (Visionist, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 534): HARMONY (?, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 533): EVEREST LLP (?, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 537): THE LADY'S LIST (A-Sop, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 534): WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 529): SIR AGLIO (Sultan, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 520): WASTELAND (The Muffin Man, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 519): AGE OF EMPIRE (Doc Steele, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 493): ABSTRACT (Xerxes, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 483): JINDA-BAN (Nick, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 213): CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 471): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 419): DARK HORSEMEN (Nick, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 200): CARESS OF STEEL (Maximillian, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 188): CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 369): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Nick, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 165): TWISTED SISTERS (Savant, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 412): BLACK PRIMERS, etc. (Doc Steele, mgr.) Recent Graduates ----------------- DM 3 OSKSI (turn 538): NOTTHUR of SORCERY COVENANT (Visionist, mgr.) (turn 537): WIRLITZ of SORCERY COVENANT (Visionist, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 533): PUSSY-FOOTED of ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 537): COOKIE FOR THE SOUL of HOLE IN THE WALL (The Muffin Man) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 533): HAILSTORM of WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 529): SIR REALISTIC of SIR AGLIO (Sultan, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 519): ALTON of BURN N' PILLAGE (Jolly, mgr.) BILLY THE SQUID of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 419): HARZOGH of DARK HORSEMEN (Nick, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 187): EVANGELION of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 369): DOC FELLE of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Nick, mgr.) THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM Reflections by the Keeper of the Runeblade Hello, Darkholm! Turn nine of my reign. Since still no one has stepped up and asked for my TV, so I have decided to rid the Challenger Champions of every TP. It is ridiculous to see them that highly ranked in this, the era of the Aimed Blow. I know they will be avoiding, so I'll probably get a random match up but at least I have a mission. Speaking of missions, Desiree I would like to official volunteer for whatever adventure you have in mind. I'll consider it one last blast before getting shipped off to Primus. Lead on! Tolais -- Of course a title shot for you. You fought your way to the Challenger Champs in Darkholm, why not get a sniff of the Runeblade. Best of luck with Assur's bashers. Muffin Man -- Doc Steele got on me a bit about my last column. I guess you and Doc are friends and I was apparently a bit harsh with all that immigration to Andorak talk. Not that I do not think you should cowboy-up a bit, but my apologies for going overboard on my rant. Arrogance -- I see several "Doc Steele" warriors running around. Try to get one in the Challenger Champs for me. I think it would be funny to fight a warrior named Doc Steele. Tolais -- Thanks for getting my back on the whole "she is a girl" issue. Desiree again -- Seriously, I do not know where to begin with you missing the fact that I was a girl! We'll just say it is all the bulky armor and move on I guess. Desiree yet again -- I hope to do well in Primus. According to Doc Steele, I was specifically trained and magically enhanced to target top end Primus play. The commission rates me as +4 attack, and +4 defense, with stats of 12(4)-8(5)-7-25(4)- 25(4)-7(3)-25(4). I was magically altered so that I will achieve the maximum damage possible in Primus. Once I get that max damage, I guess I have to be shrunk down to like 5' tall, but that is like 10 years from now. Oh, and Doc just gave me an early Christmas present, one of those cool favorites potions, so apparently that is all I need to be competitive in Primus. For my part, I am looking forward to continuing my career in the Contenders before I worry about Primus. I owe Doc a TC for choking in the Eligibles against Rattlesnake Shake. Now that I think about it, there is a lot of pressure on me to bag some TCs for the family. That's cool though, I can handle it. Thanks for asking. Check out the Contenders tourney list in about a year, and hopefully I will be banging with the heavy weights deep in the tourney. There are some really talented warriors just kind of parked there, so I look forward to the challenge. Wiggler, Legion4 REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER Brave warriors of the Federation! It's a pleasure to see you all again. I have no tourney news, but I see that Wiggler is still with us, which I THINK means she didn't get inducted. Huzzah! Thank you, Wiggler, for another fine column. And I do look forward to cheering you on in Primus. I see that you did well today. WIGGLER (18-8088) (42-6-1,472) of THUNDR + LITENING TV challenged ONE A DAY (98-799) (40-32-3,240) of MY DRUGS. WIGGLER devastated ONE A DAY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight. Our other adventure volunteer won his fight, too. HEAT (98-981) (25-18-4,187) of WHAT A TREAT TV challenged GRINGOLD (7-2416) (34-43-2,208) of SEA DOGS. HEAT was viciously subdued by GRINGOLD in a popular 3 minute gruesome Challenge match. Well done, Gringold. Sea Dogs didn't fare as well in our third TV challenge this turn. GOHAN (18- 8449) (29-14-1,152) of WASTELAND TV challenged MUTINEER (7-2607) (30-18-2,155) of SEA DOGS. GOHAN bested MUTINEER in a popular 2 minute Challenge contest. Oh, let's see... Fried Twinkie was our most challenged warrior. SMUNCH (18- 8337) (23-3-0,161) of THUNDR + LITENING challenged FRIED TWINKIE (5-4562) (34-23- 0,122) of MORE NEW TEAMS 2. SMUNCH savagely defeated FRIED TWINKIE in an exciting 6 minute Challenge struggle. Smunch, that was a very... practical challenge. With a record like yours, though, I think you could be a bit braver. No one was killed this turn. That's all right. Our overall popularity leader is still the exciting Crack is Cheap. CRACK IS CHEAP (82-18422) (35-28-0,165) of NEGATIVE CASH FLOW fought BRADEN (6-4867) (68-113- 1,170) of THE LADY'S LIST. CRACK IS CHEAP luckily beat BRADEN in an exciting 9 minute gory match. Nice moves there, C. And this turn's favorite is Braden! And this turn's least favorite is Bozo. BOZO (42-4016) (22-45-0,48) of CLOWNING AROUND fought MANUTE BOL (5-4233) (22-16-0,62) of LARGE LOSERS. The people of Willow Beach don't like to see what looks to them like utter incompetence. We arena folks know that when you first come to the Isle, it's hard to adjust and most warriors lose a lot. Some are simply destined for Home Guard, which is not a dishonorable goal. BOZO was handily defeated by MANUTE BOL in an exciting 1 minute bloody one-sided fight. I hope you do better next time, Bozo. Time has gotten away from me and I cannot today start the tale of Wiggler and Gringold and their adventure on the Lake of Mist. However, I can almost promise to do it next turn. With a smile and my best wishes for a productive fortnight, Desiree KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY WIGGLER 18-8088 43 6 1 487 THUNDR + LITENING (309) TALCAMA GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY BASS 5-3666 75 110 2 278 JOHNS (927) KALTOS HEART 97-1096 28 23 4 267 ORGANS ON THE SAND (1237) SHADOW GROVE SULTAN 10-4516 43 15 1 253 SIR AGLIO (600) KOLACT MIMIC BLENNY 18-7541 56 32 1 252 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA OBSESSIVE 58-2447 66 60 1 245 ELEMENTS OF PSI (423) DELARQ TOR HE HATE ME 18-7820 34 42 2 240 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA DR DAZZLE 57-4485 89 38 2 235 PEPPER PRACTICE II (1069) ANDOR DOC STEELE 18-6010 69 133 6 219 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH 18-6977 67 57 0 218 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA GRINGOLD 7-2416 35 43 2 217 SEA DOGS (203) BONSUR NO NO IM SPARTICUS 69-311 43 22 0 214 BIG LAKE BONEHEADS (529) CIMMERIAC DUSKY JAWFISH 18-6978 63 62 1 211 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY MUCKER 42-3596 76 78 2 208 DELVERS (1000) RODEKI ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 68 31 1 205 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE -HITZ 82-10428 22 13 0 205 4-LETTER DOCTORS (1204) DWES EG TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620 111 114 0 203 DELVERS (1000) RODEKI WENT TO MARKET 25-4288 36 43 2 203 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162) LYRATILAN ASSAULT 82-2043 75 43 1 202 JOKA MASHER (1055) DWES EG PTI 7-5412 41 26 0 202 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR MAHI MAHI 18-4899 122 73 1 200 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA MISS HONEY 36-4850 81 84 0 199 SCARRY TEAM (824) JHANS ONE A DAY 98-799 40 33 3 199 MY DRUGS (1179) SYVYN'S HILL NUMBERED WON 18-7434 36 49 1 196 NEXT GENERATION (1150) TALCAMA STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836 33 23 0 196 I'M SO SEXY (1072) RODEKI -WHIRLING DOG 10-4177 81 45 1 195 MONGREL HORDE (964) KOLACT SHINY PENNY 32-3789 45 91 2 195 FOUND IN THE SAND (1034) ARVAT SUPER BUM 82-18411 42 25 1 191 FLAT BROKE (1184) DWES EG ROLEX WATCH 32-3732 67 61 2 190 LUST MUPPETS (1036) ARVAT NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317 40 32 1 190 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA BOB, ETERNAL, 38-4460 31 6 0 190 SANDS OF TIME (1178) CLIFFHOME GOKU 7-5628 28 7 0 190 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR CLEANER WRASSE 18-6495 92 76 2 189 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA RED FUSION 6-5480 44 17 0 189 IT'S NEW! (1195) TRANSEL LINK 6-5144 37 68 2 188 SUPER BASH BROTHERS (1067) TRANSEL TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463 34 29 0 188 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR -THE CUTICLE DANCE 82-13639 23 9 2 188 DON'T ASK (1205) DWES EG SCHYLER 6-4866 69 113 1 187 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL HEAT 98-981 25 19 4 186 WHAT A TREAT (1201) SYVYN'S HILL -MUMPHY CHICK 1-5487 30 4 0 185 LEGENDS OF STEELE (1047) MORDANT COOLER 82-7277 48 45 1 184 STYROFOAM (1090) DWES EG FEAR 82-10416 33 50 1 183 4-LETTER ANXIETY (1236) DWES EG GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY FRIJOLE! 99-1214 24 19 3 181 BEAN MACHINE (1202) SOUTH RIDGE GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY MAGINOT MIKE 4-4509 65 92 1 178 DOGS OF WAR (999) JHELUM CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422 36 28 0 176 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (1197) DWES EG DOC STEELE 18-6808 56 88 1 174 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA LIFE 3-4196 50 158 0 173 GAMES LIBRARY (998) OSKSI ENDYMION 6-4163 35 57 2 173 KREWE OF DRUID (1186) TRANSEL GOHAN 18-8449 30 14 1 168 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA BRADEN 6-4867 68 114 1 167 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL ASHANTI 6-5352 37 49 6 165 KREWE OF DRUID (1186) TRANSEL SMUNCH 18-8337 24 3 0 165 THUNDR + LITENING (309) TALCAMA DECK SWAB 18-2148 33 33 2 156 SEA DOGS (328) TALCAMA MUTINEER 7-2607 30 19 2 152 SEA DOGS (203) BONSUR GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY 2 62-2976 37 28 3 149 NUMBERS (937) VALAMANTIS BRICKTOP 18-7955 36 26 0 146 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA -YUENGLING 82-16265 23 12 1 144 LOCAL BEER (1219) DWES EG PEGASUS 6-4161 33 58 1 143 KREWE OF DRUID (1186) TRANSEL -MINOS 21-5805 20 16 2 143 SONS OF SATAN (1214) SUNSET FRIED TWINKIE 5-4562 34 24 0 135 MORE NEW TEAMS 2 (1188) KALTOS PUD 126 82-22024 29 15 0 115 PUDS AGAIN 6 (1234) DWES EG WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 30 84 2 101 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY STRAFE 82-11158 38 18 0 97 BLACK PRIMERS (1187) DWES EG -RONALD REAGAN 21-1588 25 25 0 97 SONS OF SATAN (1214) SUNSET MEN WORKING 38-4189 32 82 1 91 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY I WET MY BED! 14-4052 20 7 0 84 I BENT MY WOOKIE (1239) TOBIR BILLY THE SQUID 18-3880 27 18 2 74 SEA DOGS (328) TALCAMA MANUTE BOL 5-4233 23 16 0 69 LARGE LOSERS (1228) KALTOS KUNG PAO KITTY 97-1310 4 15 3 61 CUTE & KINDA DEADLY (1229) SHADOW GROVE THE IMPECCABLE PIG 5-3818 17 8 0 60 JUST DON'T CARE (1242) KALTOS SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399 12 2 3 60 SEA DOGS (1241) OLD VALAMANTIS -HAILSTORM 7-5698 19 2 0 59 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR -PREBIRTH 18-8452 14 14 1 57 BURN N' PILLAGE (327) TALCAMA BOZO 42-4016 22 46 0 44 CLOWNING AROUND (1200) RODEKI UBER GOOBER 82-26198 18 19 0 37 NUTS (1240) DWES EG '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE Wiggler -- It saddens me to see a fine lass such as yourself talking to herself on her lonely throne. I know not how long you will remain in Darkholm, but if I should peek my head into the Grand Challenger Champions, I would be happy to accept your challenge. Perhaps I will have a TV challenge of my own by then. -- Gringold Desiree -- I'm smiling at you, too! Can't you see? These shiny gold teeth.... Most Sea Dogs waste their booty on wine and women, but I've invested mine. I polish my gold teeth every day, in fact I take much better care of them then the first set. And what with sailors being fond of nicknames and all, I thought it much better to be known as Gringold than Gummy Joe or Blowhole. Still, gold teeth are not without their perils. My trusty shortsword is always by my side, as there is always the fear of waking up to someone prying out a bit of my life's savings. As to your question, I crave adventure. This gladiator's life is a fine alternative to sitting in Queen Gemra's dungeons, but it is nothing like the open seas, plucking juicy merchant ships from the trade routes. And in regards to the other questions, I am 5' 5" and some say I've got a bit of Shargornan Elf blood in me. Where to? -- Gringold The middle of the lake, dear. And from there, straight down. We have business in Davey Jones' locker. Cleaner Wrasse -- Well, how come you fight dirty, then? Jumping to my weak side right off, and all. -- Maginot Mike Crack Is Cheap -- That isn't the way I heard it. -- Tolais Deepheart P.S. But then, golems always lie. Tolais Deepheart -- That remark is TOTALLY uncalled for! -- Life of Osksi, perfectly created golem (except for the gender business) Ashanti -- Well...you can believe Tolais, that I lied, or you can believe me that I thought it was quite a good sort of fight for a young pud. -- Mucker The Cuticle Dance -- Don't ask? As if I cared! Why should I concern myself with an ill-groomed insult to golemhood such as you? -- Life of Osksi Desiree -- Get your eyes checked. Or are you a "him" also? -- Tolais Deepheart, unmistakably female orc Tolais -- Maybe I do need glasses. I apologize. -- Desiree 5 October 2005 To those once of Willaf -- It's time to come back to the sands. I'm back, exclusively at Willaf.... -- Kurd the Vivisectionist, Your Better 12 October 2005 Magic Man -- You are a fellow Canadian, are you not? Where do you hail from? I live in Kelowna, B.C. -- Maximillian, 8,13, 28, 47, 54 LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS WIGGLER devastated ONE A DAY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight. HEAT was viciously subdued by GRINGOLD in a popular 3 minute gruesome Challenge match. GOHAN bested MUTINEER in a popular 2 minute Challenge contest. HE HATE ME overpowered ROLEX WATCH in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge match. SMUNCH savagely defeated FRIED TWINKIE in a exciting 6 minute Challenge struggle. DECK SWAB handily defeated PUD 126 in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight. STRAFE vanquished KUNG PAO KITTY in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge duel. BILLY THE SQUID lost to MEN WORKING in a popular 1 minute Challenge duel. SUSHI SLINGER was overpowered by I WET MY BED! in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match. HEART overpowered BOB, ETERNAL, in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight. BASS devastated GOKU in a 1 minute mismatched conflict. TASTY HANGNAIL was demolished by DUSKY JAWFISH in a 1 minute mismatched match. SULTAN savagely defeated ETCHED IN STONE in a crowd pleasing 6 minute gory conflict. OBSESSIVE slimly won victory over MAHI MAHI in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bout. DR DAZZLE vanquished NUMBERED WON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray. MIMIC BLENNY bested PTI in a popular 2 minute brutal brawl. NEOSPHINCTER was demolished by DOC STEELE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout. HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH overpowered SUPER BUM in a 1 minute mismatched conflict. DOC STEELE was defeated by FEAR in a exciting 1 minute duel. WENT TO MARKET overpowered LIFE in a action packed 1 minute bloody uneven fray. SHINY PENNY overpowered ENDYMION in a popular 1 minute one-sided match. MISS HONEY lost to ASSAULT in a popular 1 minute match. CLEANER WRASSE was vanquished by NO NO IM SPARTICUS in a 1 minute one-sided fight. TOLAIS DEEPHEART unbelievably bested ASHANTI in a action packed 3 minute bout. MUCKER handily defeated SCHYLER in a exciting 1 minute uneven bout. STUPID SEXY FLANDERS handily defeated SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute one-sided duel. COOLER was luckily beaten by RED FUSION in a action packed 5 minute gruesome fight. CRACK IS CHEAP luckily beat BRADEN in a exciting 9 minute gory match. MAGINOT MIKE was narrowly defeated by LINK in a exciting 3 minute gory bout. FRIJOLE! viciously subdued BRICKTOP in a crowd pleasing 8 minute gruesome match. PEGASUS was defeated by 2 in a exciting 3 minute struggle. WORK IN PROGRESS demolished THE IMPECCABLE PIG in a 1 minute one-sided struggle. BOZO was handily defeated by MANUTE BOL in a exciting 1 minute bloody one-sided fight. UBER GOOBER was demolished by DRUNKEN FISHERMAN in a popular 3 minute one-sided duel. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |LUNGING ATTACK 18 STRIKING ATTACK 17 - 4 - 0 81 | |AIMED BLOW 12 AIMED BLOW 71 - 43 - 1 62 | |TOTAL PARRY 11 WALL OF STEEL 51 - 31 - 0 62 | |WALL OF STEEL 7 LUNGING ATTACK 115 - 95 - 1 55 | |BASHING ATTACK 6 PARRY-LUNGE 10 - 11 - 0 48 | |SLASHING ATTACK 6 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 7 - 0 42 | |PARRY-LUNGE 3 TOTAL PARRY 45 - 67 - 0 40 | |STRIKING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 24 - 38 - 1 39 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 BASHING ATTACK 18 - 43 - 0 30 | |PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | Turn 413 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 2 7 LUNGING ATTACK BASHING ATTACK 5 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 3 - 8 1 AIMED BLOW WALL OF STEEL 5 - 2 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 5 1 SLASHING ATTACK LUNGING ATTACK 10 - 8 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 PARRY-LUNGE AIMED BLOW 6 - 6 1 WALL OF STEEL STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME AIMED BLOW WIGGLER 18-8088 43 6 1 487 THUNDR + LITENING (309) LUNGING ATTACK BASS 5-3666 75 110 2 278 JOHNS (927) SLASHING ATTACK HEART 97-1096 28 23 4 267 ORGANS ON THE SAND (1237) PARRY-LUNGE SULTAN 10-4516 43 15 1 253 SIR AGLIO (600) WALL OF STEEL OBSESSIVE 58-2447 66 60 1 245 ELEMENTS OF PSI (423) TOTAL PARRY DUSKY JAWFISH 18-6978 63 62 1 211 BIG MEAN FISH (292) BASHING ATTACK WENT TO MARKET 25-4288 36 43 2 203 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162) STRIKING ATTACK MAHI MAHI 18-4899 122 73 1 200 BIG MEAN FISH (292) PARRY-RIPOSTE WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 30 84 2 101 JUST BECAUSE (1151) The overall popularity leader is CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422. The most popular warrior this turn was BRADEN 6-4867. The ten other most popular fighters were FRIJOLE! 99-1214, COOLER 82-7277, SMUNCH 18-8337, SULTAN 10-4516, GRINGOLD 7-2416, FRIED TWINKIE 5-4562, PEGASUS 6-4161, HE HATE ME 18-7820, ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112, and OBSESSIVE 58-2447. The least popular fighter this week was BOZO 42-4016. The other ten least popular fighters were THE IMPECCABLE PIG 5-3818, TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463, GOKU 7-5628, SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399, PUD 126 82-22024, CLEANER WRASSE 18-6495, ENDYMION 6-4163, SUPER BUM 82-18411, NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317, and BOB, ETERNAL, 38-4460. Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K OSKSI(3) 0 1 0 LYRATILAN(25) 1 0 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 1 0 0 JHELUM(4) 0 1 0 ARVAT(32) 1 1 0 CIMMERIAC(69) 1 0 0 KALTOS(5) 2 2 0 JHANS(36) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 4 4 0 TRANSEL(6) 2 5 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 2 1 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 0 1 0 BONSUR(7) 1 4 0 RODEKI(42) 3 1 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 1 1 0 KOLACT(10) 1 0 0 ANDOR(57) 1 0 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 0 2 0 TOBIR(14) 1 0 0 DELARQ TOR(58) 1 0 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 1 0 0 TALCAMA(18) 9 7 0 JURINE(61) 0 1 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY LIFE 3-4196 50 158 0 173 GAMES LIBRARY (998) OSKSI MAGINOT MIKE 4-4509 65 92 1 178 DOGS OF WAR (999) JHELUM BASS 5-3666 75 110 2 278 JOHNS (927) KALTOS RED FUSION 6-5480 44 17 0 189 IT'S NEW! (1195) TRANSEL GRINGOLD 7-2416 35 43 2 217 SEA DOGS (203) BONSUR SULTAN 10-4516 43 15 1 253 SIR AGLIO (600) KOLACT I WET MY BED! 14-4052 20 7 0 84 I BENT MY WOOKIE (1239) TOBIR WIGGLER 18-8088 43 6 1 487 THUNDR + LITENING (309) TALCAMA WENT TO MARKET 25-4288 36 43 2 203 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162) LYRATILAN SHINY PENNY 32-3789 45 91 2 195 FOUND IN THE SAND (1034) ARVAT MISS HONEY 36-4850 81 84 0 199 SCARRY TEAM (824) JHANS BOB, ETERNAL, 38-4460 31 6 0 190 SANDS OF TIME (1178) CLIFFHOME MUCKER 42-3596 76 78 2 208 DELVERS (1000) RODEKI DR DAZZLE 57-4485 89 38 2 235 PEPPER PRACTICE II (1069) ANDOR OBSESSIVE 58-2447 66 60 1 245 ELEMENTS OF PSI (423) DELARQ TOR ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 68 31 1 205 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE 2 62-2976 37 28 3 149 NUMBERS (937) VALAMANTIS NO NO IM SPARTICUS 69-311 43 22 0 214 BIG LAKE BONEHEADS (529) CIMMERIAC ASSAULT 82-2043 75 43 1 202 JOKA MASHER (1055) DWES EG SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399 12 2 3 60 SEA DOGS (1241) OLD VALAMANTIS HEART 97-1096 28 23 4 267 ORGANS ON THE SAND (1237) SHADOW GROVE ONE A DAY 98-799 40 33 3 199 MY DRUGS (1179) SYVYN'S HILL FRIJOLE! 99-1214 24 19 3 181 BEAN MACHINE (1202) SOUTH RIDGE