DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL
Date : 01/07/2006 Duedate: 01/20/2006
DARKHOLM
DM-104 TURN-418
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 BLACK PRIMER 82/1187 1240 440 8 73.8 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW 82/1197
2 ALL BEEF BUNNIES II 82/1253 HOLE IN THE WALL 6/1243
2 UNTOUCHABLES 18/1212 11 8 0 57.9 5 STYROFOAM 82/1090 1139 1001 8 53.2
HIGHER PURPOSE 42/1259 6 BIG MEAN FISH 18/292 794 746 6 51.6
3 DON'T ASK 82/1205 1687 1332 19 55.9 BEAN MACHINE 99/1202
4-LETTER DOCTORS 82/1204 CUTE & KINDA DEADLY 97/1229
WHY WE LOVE TUM 82/1164 7 INDIFFERENCE 7/1194 7 7 1 50.0
DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II 82/1258 RUN AND HYDE 18/1221
ORGANS ON THE SAND 97/1237 GRIM OBITUARY 62/1230
LOCAL BEER 82/1219 8-HELLSTORM WI 42/1244 151 174 5 46.5
LUST MUPPETS 32/1036 9 KIDS GONE BAD 3/446 17 25 0 40.5
4-LETTER ANXIETY 82/1236 10 SEA DOGS 7/203 71 105 3 40.3
HYBRIDS V 82/1255 SEA DOGS 96/1241
4-LETTER NAMES 82/1256 SEA DOGS 18/328
ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1254 11 DELVERS 42/1000 291 462 2 38.6
WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY 82/1252 DOGS OF WAR 4/999
4 NUTS 82/1240 2030 1712 7 54.2 GAMES LIBRARY 3/998
CEMENTIA 61/1112 12 ARROGANCE 18/732 906 1584 17 36.4
SANDS OF TIME 38/1178 SCARRY TEAM 36/824
IT'S NEW! 6/1195 THE LADY'S LIST 6/917
FLAT BROKE 82/1184 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151
I BENT MY WOOKIE 14/1239 13-GENOCIDE III 82/1251 14 25 0 35.9
PEPPER PRACTICE II 57/1069 MARY HAD A LITTLE... 69/1246
WHAT A TREAT 98/1201 HELTER SKELTER 72/1250
WASTELAND 18/468 ALABAMA RADIO 70/1247
PUDS AGAIN 6 82/1234 HELTER SKELTER 66/1245
NUMBERS 62/937 GENOCIDE III 72/1249
WASTELAND II 7/500 VIRTUAL INSANITY 72/1248
I'M SO SEXY 42/1072 14 END 13/1257 554 1059 10 34.3
MY DRUGS 98/1179 NEXT GENERATION 18/1150
JUST DON'T CARE 5/1242 FOUND IN THE SAND 32/1034
LARGE LOSERS 5/1228 CLOWNING AROUND 42/1200
MORE NEW TEAMS 2 5/1188 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY 25/1162
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 535): HELLACIOUS of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 421): THE SHOCKER of INQUISITION SL5 (LHI, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 543): OTIS of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 539): VANGUARD of ORCCON THUGS (DMobster, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 538): LHOTSE of EVEREST LLP (?, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 542): HOBBLED of DARK PANTHEON (Doc Steele, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 540): CLARITIN JUNKIE of WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 534): SIR DA of SIR AGLIO (Sultan, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 526): DAVE of SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 524): ACE of SWORD OPERA (Nick, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 498): CLOVER of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 488): RUMAKI of FREAKISH (Hombre, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 216): SKULK of CHEAP SHOTS (?, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 476): RED SKELTON of CLOWNING AROUND (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 424): DELANGE of DARK HORSEMEN (Nick, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 202): SILVERBOLT of RUNNING AMOK (THawk, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 190): SOUL SCOURGE of VILE REAVERS (Bobby Bigfoot, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 373): DIO of MIDGETS (Ganolus Oakleaf, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 167): MAKKEH KILLER of MILCHAMAH (Hammer, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 417): DR DAZZLE of PEPPER PRACTICE II from ANDOR (The Muffin
Man, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 535): LETHAL HERITAGE (Lord Xiang, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 421): THE GOLDEN FISH (Nick, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 543): FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 539): DOGS OF WAR (Nick, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 538): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Nick, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 542): THE LADY'S LIST (A-Sop, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 540): WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 534): QUBIT (Sultan, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 526): PENTARCHIE-18 (The Pentalque, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 524): none
DM 36 JHANS (turn 498): PORTAL (?, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 488): JINDA-BAN (Nick, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 216): THE MIDDLE WAY (Nick, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 476): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 424): DARK HORSEMEN (Nick, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 202): JANIX (KAT, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 190): CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 373): THE BEARS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 167): MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 417): BLACK PRIMERS, etc. (Doc Steele, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 2 NIANIA (turn 420): SCARDY CAT of ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 539): MAGIC JOHNSON of PURPLE AND GOLD (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 534): SIR DA of SIR AGLIO (Sultan, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 526): DAVE of SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 498): DONNA THE HUNTRESS of THE FALLEN (Azrael, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 476): RED SKELTON of CLOWNING AROUND (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 424): DELANGE of DARK HORSEMEN (Nick, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 373): RELENTLESS of THE BEARS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Keeper of the Runeblade
Okay, here's my column (for those in desperate need of one!). This is the last turn
before the tourney so good luck to everyone. I'm predicting that several of the
warriors from this arena will have a good showing. We aren't quite as large an arena
as we used to be but we have it where it counts. I think.
Anyway, my TV challenge goes to Dusky Jawfish this turn. Have at thee, Dusky!
Dr Dazzle
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Good morning, citizens of the Federation!
I'm sorry to say there is no continuation of our epic this turn, but there will be,
next turn. I almost promise.
I'm delighted to note that our Keeper of the Runeblade not only challenged, not only
hung onto the title, but also wrote a column! Well done! And it was even a TV
challenge. DR DAZZLE (57-4485) (93-38-2,285) of PEPPER PRACTICE II TV challenged
DUSKY JAWFISH (18-6978) (66-63-1,216) of BIG MEAN FISH. DR DAZZLE slimly won victory
over DUSKY JAWFISH in a 2 minute Challenge Title fight.
There were three other TV challenges, and all of our Tournament Victors were
once again victorious:
* FLUFFY WONDER BUNNY (82-1953) (31-16-0,170) of 2 ALL BEEF BUNNIES II TV challenged
WORK IN PROGRESS (38-4193) (32-86-2,143) of JUST BECAUSE. FLUFFY WONDER BUNNY
vanquished WORK IN PROGRESS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
* STRAFE (82-11158) (42-18-0,147) of BLACK PRIMERS TV challenged MUTINEER (7-2607)
(31-22-2,138) of SEA DOGS. STRAFE overpowered MUTINEER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute
mismatched Challenge duel.
* MANUTE BOL (5-4233) (25-18-0,85) of LARGE LOSERS TV challenged ??RADAR?? (82-
20310) (11-14-0,90) of DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II. MANUTE BOL overpowered ??RADAR?? in a 1
minute mismatched Challenge match.
There was no "most challenged," as there was no more than one challenge to a
customer. As for most avoided...there were no avoids posted. That's strange, don't
you think? We have some of Alastari's best managers here. Why wouldn't they use all
of the tools they have? And out of 36 fights, there were only six challenges
altogether, including the four TVs. Now, that is a pity.
It was a blessing for Maginot Mike, of course--one of our best teachers, Mike seldom
has a chance at a random matchup. TASTY HANGNAIL (7-5463) (34-33-0,190) of WASTELAND
II fought MAGINOT MIKE (4-4509) (65-96-1,156) of DOGS OF WAR. TASTY HANGNAIL was
bested by MAGINOT MIKE in a 2 minute bout. That was nicely done, Mike.
Fluffy Wonder Bunny, I had to smile at your personal ad about how you got your name.
Yes, you deserve to have it changed! Of course, it might at least make your opponent
underestimate you in a fight. But even that did not work for "I Wet My Bed!" GAMBLE
(7-4884) (20-14-2,150) of INDIFFERENCE fought I WET MY BED! (14-4052) (23-8-0,94) of
I BENT MY WOOKIE. GAMBLE assassinated I WET MY BED! in an exciting 1 minute one-
sided struggle. You can see by his record that Mr. Bed is a competent duelist.
However, Gamble didn't stop laughing at his name all through the fight until
unfortunate end. This was our only death. I'm pleased to note that Gamble did stop
laughing then; he saluted his fallen foe and helped carry the body to the infirmary.
As always, our overall popularity leader is Crack is Cheap. CRACK IS CHEAP (82-
18422) (38-30-0,204) of NEGATIVE CASH FLOW fought BLIND BEGGAR (104-26) (40-35-0,200)
of ARENA STAND-INS. CRACK IS CHEAP was viciously subdued by BLIND BEGGAR in a
popular 5 minute fight. Well done, Crack, to make even that fight interesting to
watch. And I would like to note that the Blind Beggar isn't really blind. He lets
his eyes get all crusty and glued-shut with eye boogers so people will feel sorry for
him and give him money, but when he washes his face, he can see just fine. Oddly,
Crack made the "Least Popular" list too. I asked around. Too many people in the
audience didn't realize that the Blind Beggar can see just fine, so they voted
against Crack. I set them straight. Now the Beggar is mad at me; he called me a
rude name. True, but rude. I've half a mind to jump him and wash his face for him.
Well, I had been wanting to know how Etched in Stone was doing. This fine Total
Parry thought he could ply his trade against Heart. ETCHED IN STONE (61-3112) (72-
31-1,229) of CEMENTIA challenged HEART (97-1096) (31-24-4,237) of ORGANS ON THE SAND.
ETCHED IN STONE was viciously subdued by HEART in a 4 minute Challenge fight. And
so, Etched lost his fight and Heart gained the Top Slasher title, and the vote for
This Week's Favorite. Well done!
You know, I want to ask. I really want to ask. THE CUTICLE DANCE (82-13639) (25-11-
2,207) of DON'T ASK fought GOKU (7-5628) (28-11-0,166) of WASTELAND II. THE CUTICLE
DANCE overpowered GOKU in a popular 1 minute uneven duel. Why "Don't Ask"? How DID
The Cuticle Dance get that name? Anyway, Goku was our least favored warrior this
turn, and you could see why. One shot to the elbow and down. Meh.
And that, my dears, is.... Oh all right. I saw a hand go up in the back there...
someone wants advice. (smiling) You should not spend all day playing. Take time
out from whatever you're doing that's so engrossing, and at least do one chore. Wash
the dishes or fold the clean laundry. You'll feel better about yourself.
It's a fair stretch now to the next holiday, so save up that warm and fuzzy winter-
festival feeling and keep it close!
Desiree
KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DR DAZZLE 57-4485 94 38 2 295 PEPPER PRACTICE II (1069) ANDOR
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HEART 97-1096 32 24 4 266 ORGANS ON THE SAND (1237) SHADOW GROVE
MUCKER 42-3596 80 79 2 236 DELVERS (1000) RODEKI
GRINGOLD 7-2416 36 47 2 225 SEA DOGS (203) BONSUR
ONE A DAY 98-799 43 35 3 224 MY DRUGS (1179) SYVYN'S HILL
MOLOCH 62-1267 34 46 1 222 GRIM OBITUARY (1230) VALAMANTIS
DOC STEELE 18-6010 71 136 6 220 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA
THE CUTICLE DANCE 82-13639 26 11 2 218 DON'T ASK (1205) DWES EG
NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317 44 33 1 217 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
MAHI MAHI 18-4899 125 75 1 214 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA
KYLIE 18-6057 39 31 1 213 UNTOUCHABLES (1212) TALCAMA
BOB, ETERNAL, 38-4460 34 8 0 213 SANDS OF TIME (1178) CLIFFHOME
HEAT 98-981 28 21 4 213 WHAT A TREAT (1201) SYVYN'S HILL
ROLEX WATCH 32-3732 70 63 2 212 LUST MUPPETS (1036) ARVAT
HITZ 82-10428 26 14 0 212 4-LETTER DOCTORS (1204) DWES EG
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DUSKY JAWFISH 18-6978 66 64 1 210 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA
RED FUSION 6-5480 47 19 0 209 IT'S NEW! (1195) TRANSEL
WENT TO MARKET 25-4288 39 45 2 207 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162) LYRATILAN
DOC STEELE 18-6808 58 91 1 205 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA
FEAR 82-10416 36 52 1 203 4-LETTER ANXIETY (1236) DWES EG
SUPER BUM 82-18411 46 26 1 202 FLAT BROKE (1184) DWES EG
RAW SEX APPEAL 82-1331 25 11 0 202 WHY WE LOVE TUM (1164) DWES EG
CLEANER WRASSE 18-6495 93 80 2 201 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA
ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 72 32 1 200 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE
SCHYLER 6-4866 71 116 1 199 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
MISS HONEY 36-4850 84 86 0 198 SCARRY TEAM (824) JHANS
PTI 7-5412 45 27 0 198 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422 38 31 0 197 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (1197) DWES EG
YUENGLING 82-16265 26 14 1 197 LOCAL BEER (1219) DWES EG
MIMIC BLENNY 18-7541 59 34 1 194 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA
DECK SWAB 18-2148 35 36 2 193 SEA DOGS (328) TALCAMA
BRICKTOP 18-7955 39 28 0 192 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH 18-6977 70 59 0 191 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA
GATEWAY 82-15631 28 7 0 190 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254 DWES EG
HARV 82-20046 27 10 1 190 4-LETTER NAMES (1256) DWES EG
COOLER 82-7277 51 47 1 189 STYROFOAM (1090) DWES EG
TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620 113 117 0 186 DELVERS (1000) RODEKI
SHINY PENNY 32-3789 46 95 2 186 FOUND IN THE SAND (1034) ARVAT
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PUD 126 82-22024 31 18 0 186 PUDS AGAIN 6 (1234) DWES EG
HE HATE ME 18-7820 36 45 2 185 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
GOHAN 18-8449 32 17 1 185 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
BRADEN 6-4867 71 116 1 182 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MAGINOT MIKE 4-4509 66 96 1 180 DOGS OF WAR (999) JHELUM
SMELLY TOES 82-17409 28 14 0 180 HYBRIDS V (1255) DWES EG
GAMBLE 7-4884 21 14 3 180 INDIFFERENCE (1194) BONSUR
STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836 36 25 0 177 I'M SO SEXY (1072) RODEKI
CREDIT LINE 82-1366 23 28 0 176 WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY (1252 DWES EG
APOLLYON 62-2348 25 24 1 175 GRIM OBITUARY (1230) VALAMANTIS
FLUFFY WONDER BUNN 82-1953 32 16 0 174 2 ALL BEEF BUNNIES I (1253 DWES EG
NUMBERED WON 18-7434 37 53 1 173 NEXT GENERATION (1150) TALCAMA
ANTAGONIST 3-2824 22 22 2 173 KIDS GONE BAD (446) OSKSI
LIFE 3-4196 51 162 0 171 GAMES LIBRARY (998) OSKSI
TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463 34 34 0 169 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
GOKU 7-5628 28 12 0 169 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
FRIED TWINKIE 5-4562 36 27 0 167 MORE NEW TEAMS 2 (1188) KALTOS
STRAFE 82-11158 43 18 0 163 BLACK PRIMERS (1187) DWES EG
FRIJOLE! 99-1214 25 23 3 162 BEAN MACHINE (1202) SOUTH RIDGE
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 32 87 2 144 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399 14 5 3 144 SEA DOGS (1241) OLD VALAMANTIS
2 62-2976 38 32 3 138 NUMBERS (937) VALAMANTIS
MUTINEER 7-2607 31 23 2 136 SEA DOGS (203) BONSUR
MEN WORKING 38-4189 35 84 1 132 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
BILLY THE SQUID 18-3880 30 19 2 103 SEA DOGS (328) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
I WET MY BED! 14-4052 23 9 0 100 I BENT MY WOOKIE (1239) TOBIR
MANUTE BOL 5-4233 26 18 0 99 LARGE LOSERS (1228) KALTOS
FREAK 18-7300 23 12 4 98 RUN AND HYDE (1221) TALCAMA
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE IMPECCABLE PIG 5-3818 20 10 0 88 JUST DON'T CARE (1242) KALTOS
??RADAR?? 82-20310 11 15 0 79 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG
COOKIE FOR THE SOUL 6-6002 18 5 0 74 HOLE IN THE WALL (1243) TRANSEL
UBER GOOBER 82-26198 23 19 0 73 NUTS (1240) DWES EG
HAILSTORM 7-5698 22 4 0 68 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
KUNG PAO KITTY 97-1310 5 19 3 58 CUTE & KINDA DEADLY (1229) SHADOW GROVE
SINDARION 18-8499 24 13 1 56 UNTOUCHABLES (1212) TALCAMA
-ADASHIR 42-4088 16 6 1 55 HIGHER PURPOSE (1259) RODEKI
BOZO 42-4016 22 51 0 52 CLOWNING AROUND (1200) RODEKI
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
I WET MY BED! 14-4052 23 9 0 I BENT MY WOOKIE 1239 GAMBLE 7-4884 418
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Ketchum -- So the story goes that during try-outs years ago to make the rookie
practice squad for Steele's guild house, Cliff Banana and Doc Steele were debating
that any warrior name would sound ominous and powerful if the warrior was good
enough. Cliff Banana, as one might guess by his manager name, was the one contending
that any name would do. Doc Steele decided to make a bet of it with Cliff just as I
made the team. I guess I caught Doc's eye because he allowed Cliff to give me my
team and warrior name as part of their experiment. Cliff Banana retired from the
games years ago, but perhaps it is time for him to pay up! I have fought my way back
from the dead, and I am the reigning TC for the ADM tourney and still I get no
respect!?! I asked Doc to change my name after I TCed, but he said it had sort of
grown on him. Maybe you can talk to him about allowing me to change it to something
more serious like his precious Wiggler. -- Fluffy, the Fearsome ADM TC Wonder Bunny
Ketchum isn't here this turn, but I know he's a regular reader of the Darkholm
Sporting Journal and he'll be interested to know how you got your warrior name.
-- Desiree
Dr. Dazzle -- Congratulations on the Throne. Now, please try to at least write a few
sentences for a Duelmaster's Column! -- Doc Steele
He did!
Numbered Won -- I salute you! I believe you have learned all that I can teach. Go
forth and defeat other people now. -- Tolais Deepheart
Goku -- You know, people keep telling me you're a pickle. You don't look like a
pickle to me. Not even after I winkled you out of the jar and sliced you thin. So I
guess...not a pickle, hmm? -- Mucker
P.S. I don't know why people tell me that. They seem to think that just because I'm
a golem, I'll believe ANYTHING.
Sushi Slinger -- Vile, hairy dwarf, you got less than you deserved! You, coming of
the species of born artificers, should have KNOWN that I was a superior being,
created by a MASTER, and yet you struck me! ME! Have you no RESPECT, you eater of
raw fish? Can you not see that to even ASSOCIATE with raw fish betrays your LOW and
SECOND-CLASS nature? Begone from my sight, you despicably hairy born-creature! --
Life of Osksi
Braden -- Uh...were you supposed to do that? -- Maginot Mike
30 December 2005
Just a reminder to all you online type people. It is much appreciated if you send
your personals in PLAIN TEXT, rather than HTML or formatted text. HAL, in his
infinite wisdom, doesn't DO formatting, which means having to unsnarl your personal
ads from bunches of extraneous...stuff. So, if your e-mailer has a plain text
option, let it be your friend. -- Ed.
P.S. Sometimes it's the formatted text which makes ads go astray. Not often, but
sometimes.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DR DAZZLE slimly won victory over DUSKY JAWFISH in a 2 minute Challenge Title fight.
FLUFFY WONDER BUNNY vanquished WORK IN PROGRESS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
STRAFE overpowered MUTINEER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
MANUTE BOL overpowered ??RADAR?? in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
ETCHED IN STONE was viciously subdued by HEART in a 4 minute Challenge fight.
NEOSPHINCTER bested MISS HONEY in a popular 1 minute Challenge competition.
MOLOCH overcame DECK SWAB in a action packed 3 minute melee.
MUCKER vanquished HARV in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ONE A DAY won victory over HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH in a popular 3 minute duel.
MIMIC BLENNY was defeated by DOC STEELE in a action packed 1 minute match.
KYLIE overpowered ANTAGONIST in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
CLEANER WRASSE was subdued by RED FUSION in a crowd pleasing 3 minute competition.
DOC STEELE demolished HE HATE ME in a 1 minute mismatched match.
MAHI MAHI overpowered SMELLY TOES in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
NUMBERED WON was overpowered by SCHYLER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided duel.
GOHAN lost to RAW SEX APPEAL in a exciting 3 minute bloody fray.
WENT TO MARKET devastated APOLLYON in a exciting 1 minute one-sided brawl.
ROLEX WATCH demolished PUD 126 in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
SHINY PENNY was luckily beaten by BRICKTOP in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bloody fight.
TASTY HANGNAIL was bested by MAGINOT MIKE in a 2 minute bout.
HEAT defeated YUENGLING in a exciting 5 minute gory duel.
PTI handily defeated LIFE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory uneven duel.
BOB, ETERNAL, narrowly defeated FEAR in a 2 minute fight.
GRINGOLD overpowered GATEWAY in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
CRACK IS CHEAP was viciously subdued by BLIND BEGGAR in a popular 5 minute fight.
SUPER BUM won victory over LAUGHING BARMAID in a action packed 3 minute gruesome bout.
CREDIT LINE was beaten by TOLAIS DEEPHEART in a exciting 1 minute fray.
HITZ handily defeated STUPID SEXY FLANDERS in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
THE CUTICLE DANCE overpowered GOKU in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
COOLER savagely defeated FRIED TWINKIE in a popular 3 minute gory match.
BRADEN beat SUSHI SLINGER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BILLY THE SQUID was overcome by MEN WORKING in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
GAMBLE assassinated I WET MY BED! in a exciting 1 minute one-sided struggle.
FRIJOLE! devastated 2 in a popular 3 minute brutal uneven bout.
FREAK demolished HAILSTORM in a action packed 1 minute one-sided conflict.
SINDARION was savagely defeated by COOKIE FOR THE SOUL in a 4 minute bout.
KUNG PAO KITTY was handily defeated by THE IMPECCABLE PIG in a 1 minute match.
UBER GOOBER defeated BOZO in a action packed 4 minute battle.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 22 PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 - 4 - 0 64 |
|AIMED BLOW 14 STRIKING ATTACK 12 - 8 - 0 60 |
|TOTAL PARRY 11 WALL OF STEEL 48 - 35 - 1 58 |
|WALL OF STEEL 8 PARRY-LUNGE 13 - 10 - 0 57 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 7 LUNGING ATTACK 116 - 90 - 0 56 |
|BASHING ATTACK 6 AIMED BLOW 65 - 65 - 1 50 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 57 - 60 - 0 49 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 SLASHING ATTACK 25 - 37 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 BASHING ATTACK 21 - 38 - 1 36 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 418 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 0 AIMED BLOW 5 - 9 5 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 3 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 6 - 5 1 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
LUNGING ATTACK 11 - 11 1 STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 3 - 3 1 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 4 - 4
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK DR DAZZLE 57-4485 94 38 2 295 PEPPER PRACTICE II (1069)
SLASHING ATTACK HEART 97-1096 32 24 4 266 ORGANS ON THE SAND (1237)
TOTAL PARRY ONE A DAY 98-799 43 35 3 224 MY DRUGS (1179)
PARRY-RIPOSTE MOLOCH 62-1267 34 46 1 222 GRIM OBITUARY (1230)
AIMED BLOW NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317 44 33 1 217 WASTELAND (468)
STRIKING ATTACK MAHI MAHI 18-4899 125 75 1 214 BIG MEAN FISH (292)
WALL OF STEEL KYLIE 18-6057 39 31 1 213 UNTOUCHABLES (1212)
BASHING ATTACK WENT TO MARKET 25-4288 39 45 2 207 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162)
PARRY-LUNGE DOC STEELE 18-6808 58 91 1 205 ARROGANCE (732)
The overall popularity leader is CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422. The most popular warrior
this turn was HEART 97-1096. The ten other most popular fighters were FRIJOLE!
99-1214, YUENGLING 82-16265, SHINY PENNY 32-3789, HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH 18-6977, COOLER
82-7277, BOZO 42-4016, CLEANER WRASSE 18-6495, HEAT 98-981, ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112,
and GOHAN 18-8449.
The least popular fighter this week was GOKU 7-5628. The other ten least popular
fighters were PUD 126 82-22024, ANTAGONIST 3-2824, HARV 82-20046, KUNG PAO KITTY
97-1310, HAILSTORM 7-5698, I WET MY BED! 14-4052, BILLY THE SQUID 18-3880, SUSHI
SLINGER 96-1399, STUPID SEXY FLANDERS 42-3836, and CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
OSKSI(3) 0 2 0 LYRATILAN(25) 1 0 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 1 2 0
JHELUM(4) 1 0 0 ARVAT(32) 1 1 0 DWES EG(82) 8 9 0
KALTOS(5) 2 1 0 JHANS(36) 0 1 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 0 1 0
TRANSEL(6) 4 0 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 2 1 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 1 1 0
BONSUR(7) 3 4 1 RODEKI(42) 2 2 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 2 0 0
TOBIR(14) 0 1 0 ANDOR(57) 1 0 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 1 0 0
TALCAMA(18) 7 10 0 JURINE(61) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ANTAGONIST 3-2824 22 22 2 173 KIDS GONE BAD (446) OSKSI
MAGINOT MIKE 4-4509 66 96 1 180 DOGS OF WAR (999) JHELUM
FRIED TWINKIE 5-4562 36 27 0 167 MORE NEW TEAMS 2 (1188) KALTOS
RED FUSION 6-5480 47 19 0 209 IT'S NEW! (1195) TRANSEL
GRINGOLD 7-2416 36 47 2 225 SEA DOGS (203) BONSUR
I WET MY BED! 14-4052 23 9 0 100 I BENT MY WOOKIE (1239) TOBIR
DOC STEELE 18-6010 71 136 6 220 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA
WENT TO MARKET 25-4288 39 45 2 207 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162) LYRATILAN
ROLEX WATCH 32-3732 70 63 2 212 LUST MUPPETS (1036) ARVAT
MISS HONEY 36-4850 84 86 0 198 SCARRY TEAM (824) JHANS
BOB, ETERNAL, 38-4460 34 8 0 213 SANDS OF TIME (1178) CLIFFHOME
MUCKER 42-3596 80 79 2 236 DELVERS (1000) RODEKI
DR DAZZLE 57-4485 94 38 2 295 PEPPER PRACTICE II (1069) ANDOR
ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 72 32 1 200 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE
MOLOCH 62-1267 34 46 1 222 GRIM OBITUARY (1230) VALAMANTIS
THE CUTICLE DANCE 82-13639 26 11 2 218 DON'T ASK (1205) DWES EG
SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399 14 5 3 144 SEA DOGS (1241) OLD VALAMANTIS
HEART 97-1096 32 24 4 266 ORGANS ON THE SAND (1237) SHADOW GROVE
ONE A DAY 98-799 43 35 3 224 MY DRUGS (1179) SYVYN'S HILL
FRIJOLE! 99-1214 25 23 3 162 BEAN MACHINE (1202) SOUTH RIDGE