DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL

Date   : 02/04/2006    Duedate: 02/17/2006

DARKHOLM

DM-104    TURN-420

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 BLACK PRIMER 82/1187 1243  440  8 73.9      LARGE LOSERS 5/1228                   
    2 ALL BEEF BUNNIES II 82/1253               MORE NEW TEAMS 2 5/1188               
  2 UNTOUCHABLES 18/1212   16    9  0 64.0      NEGATIVE CASH FLOW 82/1197            
    HIGHER PURPOSE 42/1259                      HOLE IN THE WALL 6/1243               
  3 DON'T ASK 82/1205    1697 1341 19 55.9    5 STYROFOAM 82/1090    1140 1002  8 53.2
    4-LETTER DOCTORS 82/1204                  6 BIG MEAN FISH 18/292  802  752  6 51.6
    ORGANS ON THE SAND 97/1237                  BEAN MACHINE 99/1202                  
    WHY WE LOVE TUM 82/1164                     CUTE & KINDA DEADLY 97/1229           
    ELIMINATED SATURDAY 82/1267               7-INDIFFERENCE 7/1194     7    7  1 50.0
    LOCAL BEER 82/1219                          RUN AND HYDE 18/1221                  
    LUST MUPPETS 32/1036                        GRIM OBITUARY 62/1230                 
    ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1254              8 EXTREME BAST 66/1266  151  174  5 46.5
    4-LETTER ANXIETY 82/1236                    MAGNIFICENT BASTARDS 6/1262           
    WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY 82/1252                MARVELOUS BASTARDS 65/1265            
    HYBRIDS V 82/1255                           SOUTHERNFRIEDKILLERS 17/1263          
    DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II 82/1258                 MAGNIFICENT BASTARDS 65/1264          
    4-LETTER NAMES 82/1256                    9-KIDS GONE BAD 3/446    17   25  0 40.5
  4 NUTS 82/1240         2056 1734  7 54.2   10 SEA DOGS 7/203         75  111  3 40.3
    PEPPER PRACTICE II 57/1069                  SEA DOGS 96/1241                      
    SANDS OF TIME 38/1178                       SEA DOGS 18/328                       
    CEMENTIA 61/1112                         11 DELVERS 42/1000       293  468  2 38.5
    IT'S NEW! 6/1195                            DOGS OF WAR 4/999                     
    FLAT BROKE 82/1184                          GAMES LIBRARY 3/998                   
    I BENT MY WOOKIE 14/1239                    DARK HORSEMEN 51/1261                 
    PUDS AGAIN 6 82/1234                     12 ARROGANCE 18/732      911 1593 17 36.4
    WHAT A TREAT 98/1201                        SCARRY TEAM 36/824                    
    WASTELAND 18/468                            THE LADY'S LIST 6/917                 
    DEATH BY CHOCOLATE 97/1268                  JUST BECAUSE 38/1151                  
    WASTELAND II 7/500                       13 NEXT GENERAT 18/1150  557 1065 10 34.3
    MY DRUGS 98/1179                            THIS LITTLE PRIGGY 25/1162            
    NUMBERS 62/937                              FOUND IN THE SAND 32/1034             
    I'M SO SEXY 42/1072                         CLOWNING AROUND 42/1200               
    JUST DON'T CARE 5/1242                

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 537): HELLACIOUS of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 422): THE SHOCKER of INQUISITION SL5 (LHI, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 545): BLACK WIDOW of MISTRESS 4 XMAS (Angus, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 541): HAPPY CAT of ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 540): INGOLD KERR of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 544): MIKEL of THE LADY'S LIST (A-Sop, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 541): CLARITIN JUNKIE of WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 536): SYD TUBULAR of SPRINGBORN (Still, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 527): JOLEE BINDO of STAR WARS: KOTOR (Talon Warsmith, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 526): ACE of SWORD OPERA (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 500): NIKITA of BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 490): RUMAKI of FREAKISH (Hombre, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 217): MATT RISIDE of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 478): SU-CHI of WIND STORM (Lord Xiang, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 426): WILLIE MCGEE of ALL-UGLY TEAM (The Sentinel, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 203): SILVERBOLT of RUNNING AMOK (THawk, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 191): SOUL SCOURGE of VILE REAVERS (Bobby Bigfoot, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 375): EB GOLLU of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 168): MAKKEH KILLER of MILCHAMAH (Hammer, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 419): DR DAZZLE of PEPPER PRACTICE II from ANDOR (The Muffin
                             Man, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 537): WIND STORM (Lord Xiang, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 422): THE GOLDEN FISH (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 545): FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 541): DOGS OF WAR (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 540): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 544): THE LADY'S LIST (A-Sop, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 541): BEACH BABES (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 536): QUBIT (Sultan, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 527): WASTELAND (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 526): SWORD OPERA (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 500): ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 490): JINDA-BAN (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 217): CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 478): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 426): DARK HORSEMEN (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 203): OF WOLF AND MAN (Tripwire, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 191): CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 375): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 168): MILCHAMAH (Hammer, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 419): BLACK PRIMERS, etc. (Doc Steele, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1MORDANT (turn 536): BRICK WALL of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 541): HAPPY CAT of ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.)
               (turn 540): VANGUARD of ORCCON THUGS (DMobster, mgr.)
                           FIREBALL of F BALLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 527): JOLEE BINDO of STAR WARS: KOTOR (Talon Warsmith, mgr.)
                            LA TOUR of PENTARCHIE-18 (The Pentalque, mgr.)
                (turn 526): DAVE of SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 526): ACE of SWORD OPERA (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 500): NIKITA of BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 477): FRANKENBUTT of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                      Reflections by the Keeper of the Runeblade

I'm still up here, sittin' on the throne.  I'm one of the older Eligibles running,
these days, though I don't compare in age to Mahi Mahi.  So, in honor of his
ancientness, I'm throwing a challenge his way.

Bring it on, stinky fish!

Dr Dazzle

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Delarquans and brave competitors, hi there!

Where is Wiggler?

This report is going to be a bit short because of this time management issue.  I've
learned that there is a time field here in the Black Tower that reduces the number of
minutes I have per hour.  Due to this problem, there is no continuation this time of
the account of Wiggler and Gringold's adventure.  But it is already started for next
time.  On the bright side, though, having fewer minutes per hour ought to keep me
young longer.  (smiling)

Oh let's see...Zontani says the most challenged warrior was Crack is Cheap, who as
you know is also our overall popularity leader.  HARV (82-20046) (27-11-1,186) of 4-
LETTER NAMES challenged CRACK IS CHEAP (82-18422) (38-32-0,190) of NEGATIVE CASH
FLOW.  HARV viciously subdued CRACK IS CHEAP in an action packed 3 minute gory
Challenge duel.

Zontani didn't designate a most avoided team, but he did say that Mahi Mahi wears
pantyhose under his armor.  Certainly a nice pair of tights is warm on these winter
days.  And yes, Zontani only checks the underwear of the Keeper of the Runeblade.  DR
DAZZLE (57-4485) (95-38-2,306) of PEPPER PRACTICE II kept his word and TV challenged
MAHI MAHI (18-4899) (126-75-1,220) of BIG MEAN FISH.  DR DAZZLE was devastated by
MAHI MAHI in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.

There were two other TV challenges:
* STRAFE (82-11158) (44-18-0,183) of BLACK PRIMERS TV challenged RED FUSION (6-5480)
(47-20-0,183) of IT'S NEW!.  STRAFE savagely defeated RED FUSION in an exciting 5
minute gory Challenge melee.
* HEART (97-1096) (32-25-4,187) of ORGANS ON THE SAND TV challenged DOC STEELE (18-
6808) (59-91-1,207) of ARROGANCE.  HEART vanquished DOC STEELE in a popular 1 minute
mismatched Challenge brawl.  However, Doc Steele remains our top Parry-Lunger.

This weeks' favorite was, as usual, a "scum sympathy) vote:  ROLEX WATCH (32-3732)
(71-63-2,217) of LUST MUPPETS challenged ONE A DAY (98-799) (44-35-3,227) of MY
DRUGS.  ROLEX WATCH was savagely defeated by ONE A DAY in a 10 minute Challenge
match.

As for this turn's least favorite, it was The Impeccable Pig. ADASHIR (42-4088) (16-
6-1,55) of HIGHER PURPOSE fought THE IMPECCABLE PIG (5-3818) (21-10-0,90) of JUST
DON'T CARE.  ADASHIR overpowered THE IMPECCABLE PIG in a 1 minute one-sided
competition.  You know, I think a better name for Pig's team would probably be "Just
Can't Think of a Name Right Now," but that's too long.  Anyway, hang in there, Pig.
It's always toughest when you first get here.

No one was killed, which is good, but oh dear, I have nothing left to talk about!
That's fine because this particular hour only had 27 minutes in it.

Therefore, I offer this advice:  You may find yourself in a place where the hours are
short.  Therefore, make the most of each minute!

                      Desiree (not my real name)

KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MAHI MAHI 18-4899          127  75  1  259  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317        46  33  1  244  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 KYLIE 18-6057               41  31  1  243  UNTOUCHABLES (1212)        TALCAMA
 ONE A DAY 98-799            45  35  3  239  MY DRUGS (1179)            SYVYN'S HILL
 PTI 7-5412                  47  27  0  229  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 THE CUTICLE DANCE 82-13639  27  11  2  229  DON'T ASK (1205)           DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HITZ 82-10428               27  14  0  229  4-LETTER DOCTORS (1204)    DWES EG
 BOB, ETERNAL, 38-4460       35   8  0  228  SANDS OF TIME (1178)       CLIFFHOME
-MOLOCH 62-1267              34  46  1  222  GRIM OBITUARY (1230)       VALAMANTIS
 DOC STEELE 18-6010          72 137  6  221  ARROGANCE (732)            TALCAMA
 PUD 126 82-22024            33  18  0  221  PUDS AGAIN 6 (1234)        DWES EG
 MIMIC BLENNY 18-7541        61  34  1  218  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
 ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112     73  33  1  216  CEMENTIA (1112)            JURINE
 CREDIT LINE 82-1366         25  28  0  214  WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY (1252 DWES EG

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WENT TO MARKET 25-4288      40  46  2  210  THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162)  LYRATILAN
 SUPER BUM 82-18411          47  27  1  207  FLAT BROKE (1184)          DWES EG
 HE HATE ME 18-7820          38  45  2  207  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 DECK SWAB 18-2148           36  37  2  206  SEA DOGS (328)             TALCAMA
 STRAFE 82-11158             45  18  0  205  BLACK PRIMERS (1187)       DWES EG
 HEART 97-1096               33  25  4  205  ORGANS ON THE SAND (1237)  SHADOW GROVE
 DR DAZZLE 57-4485           95  39  2  203  PEPPER PRACTICE II (1069)  ANDOR
-RAW SEX APPEAL 82-1331      25  11  0  202  WHY WE LOVE TUM (1164)     DWES EG
 MUCKER 42-3596              81  80  2  201  DELVERS (1000)             RODEKI
 ROLEX WATCH 32-3732         71  64  2  201  LUST MUPPETS (1036)        ARVAT
 BRICKTOP 18-7955            40  29  0  200  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
 HARV 82-20046               28  11  1  199  4-LETTER NAMES (1256)      DWES EG
-GATEWAY 82-15631            29   7  0  198  ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254 DWES EG
 MISS HONEY 36-4850          84  88  0  196  SCARRY TEAM (824)          JHANS
 BRADEN 6-4867               73 116  1  196  THE LADY'S LIST (917)      TRANSEL
 COOLER 82-7277              52  48  1  196  STYROFOAM (1090)           DWES EG
 CLEANER WRASSE 18-6495      94  81  2  195  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
 YUENGLING 82-16265          26  15  1  195  LOCAL BEER (1219)          DWES EG
 SCHYLER 6-4866              72 117  1  194  THE LADY'S LIST (917)      TRANSEL
 GRINGOLD 7-2416             36  49  2  194  SEA DOGS (203)             BONSUR
 HEAT 98-981                 29  22  4  194  WHAT A TREAT (1201)        SYVYN'S HILL
 SMELLY TOES 82-17409        29  15  0  194  HYBRIDS V (1255)           DWES EG
 GOKU 7-5628                 29  13  0  193  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 DUSKY JAWFISH 18-6978       66  66  1  191  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
 HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH 18-6977  71  60  0  190  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
 FEAR 82-10416               36  54  1  190  4-LETTER ANXIETY (1236)    DWES EG
 CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422     38  33  0  188  NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (1197)  DWES EG
 RED FUSION 6-5480           47  21  0  186  IT'S NEW! (1195)           TRANSEL
 DOC STEELE 18-6808          59  92  1  185  ARROGANCE (732)            TALCAMA
 TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463       35  35  0  185  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MAGINOT MIKE 4-4509         66  98  1  180  DOGS OF WAR (999)          JHELUM
 GOHAN 18-8449               33  18  1  180  WASTELAND (468)            TALCAMA
-GAMBLE 7-4884               21  14  3  180  INDIFFERENCE (1194)        BONSUR
 TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620   114 118  0  177  DELVERS (1000)             RODEKI
-FLUFFY WONDER BUNN 82-1953  33  16  0  177  2 ALL BEEF BUNNIES I (1253 DWES EG
-APOLLYON 62-2348            25  24  1  175  GRIM OBITUARY (1230)       VALAMANTIS
 SHINY PENNY 32-3789         47  96  2  173  FOUND IN THE SAND (1034)   ARVAT
 NUMBERED WON 18-7434        38  54  1  173  NEXT GENERATION (1150)     TALCAMA
-ANTAGONIST 3-2824           22  22  2  173  KIDS GONE BAD (446)        OSKSI
 SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399       15   6  3  172  SEA DOGS (1241)            OLD VALAMANTIS
 LIFE 3-4196                 51 164  0  170  GAMES LIBRARY (998)        OSKSI
 FRIED TWINKIE 5-4562        36  29  0  166  MORE NEW TEAMS 2 (1188)    KALTOS
 FRIJOLE! 99-1214            26  24  3  161  BEAN MACHINE (1202)        SOUTH RIDGE
 STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836  36  27  0  153  I'M SO SEXY (1072)         RODEKI

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MUTINEER 7-2607             32  24  2  150  SEA DOGS (203)             BONSUR
 2 62-2976                   38  34  3  133  NUMBERS (937)              VALAMANTIS
 WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193    32  89  2  132  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME
 BILLY THE SQUID 18-3880     31  20  2  130  SEA DOGS (328)             TALCAMA
 I WET MY BED! 14-4052       25   9  0  124  I BENT MY WOOKIE (1239)    TOBIR

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MEN WORKING 38-4189         35  86  1  116  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME
 MANUTE BOL 5-4233           27  19  0  109  LARGE LOSERS (1228)        KALTOS
 A. CAPONE 18-3228           17  17  3  102  UNTOUCHABLES (1212)        TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-FREAK 18-7300               23  12  4   98  RUN AND HYDE (1221)        TALCAMA
-DAVE 18-8535                27  16  0   97  SHEPHERDS (432)            TALCAMA
 HAILSTORM 7-5698            23   4  0   92  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ADASHIR 42-4088             17   6  1   89  HIGHER PURPOSE (1259)      RODEKI
 KUNG PAO KITTY 97-1310       6  20  3   80  CUTE & KINDA DEADLY (1229) SHADOW GROVE
-DONNA THE HUNTRESS 36-6307  22  19  0   73  THE FALLEN (1231)          JHANS
 COOKIE FOR THE SOUL 6-6002  18   6  0   73  HOLE IN THE WALL (1243)    TRANSEL
 RED SKELTON 42-4153         23  17  0   71  CLOWNING AROUND (1200)     RODEKI
 MASSAGE PARLOR 82-3972      10   7  1   71  ELIMINATED SATURDAY (1267) DWES EG
 ??RADAR?? 82-20310          11  17  0   69  DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG
 THE IMPECCABLE PIG 5-3818   21  11  0   65  JUST DON'T CARE (1242)     KALTOS
 UBER GOOBER 82-26198        24  20  0   61  NUTS (1240)                DWES EG
 SINDARION 18-8499           25  14  1   52  UNTOUCHABLES (1212)        TALCAMA
 CHIPS AHOY 97-1586          11   0  4   50  DEATH BY CHOCOLATE (1268)  SHADOW GROVE
 BOZO 42-4016                22  53  0   45  CLOWNING AROUND (1200)     RODEKI

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Fear -- Is this a case of "nothing to fear but Fear herself"?  Sorry, I'm a golem.  I
don't do fear.  But I'm sure if I were a flesh person, with gender and tender
feelings, I would tremble for you. -- Mucker
P.S.  I mean, I would tremble AT you.

He Hate Me -- Quite likely, or you wouldn't have been forced to become a gladiator.
Hit him over the head with a pink flamingo. -- Tolais Deepheart

Doc Steele the Warrior -- YOU are a perfectly created golem?  I think NOT.  You have
no CONCEPT of how to be a golem!  It isn't EASY, you know.  It requires SKILL and the
proper TEMPERAMENT, and you DON'T HAVE IT. -- Life of Osksi

Gateway -- Have you considered GOING THERE? -- Maginot Mike
P.S.  And not coming back.

Desiree -- How can Wiggler have gone to Primus if we haven't had a Split? --
Inquiring Minds want to know!
P.S.  I don't say it couldn't happen, the Commission will do ANYTHING if the whim
takes them, but it isn't a NORMAL thing to happen.

     Oh, there wasn't?  I was just going by the fact that I had received no
     information about a split.  That always happens when there's a split.  And by
     the fact that she's gone.  Where is she, then?

Desiree -- Why should Pti have wings? -- Life of Osksi

     Why not?  I thought Pti was a canary?

30 January 2006
We of the Desolate Empire Alliance want to announce with glad hearts that Heathen
Hatebred is no longer just a friend, but also an alliance-mate.  Heathen brings a lot

with him to our alliance.  His experience, talent, and loyalty will be a great
benefit to us all.  Welcome Heathen; may all our enemies' blood continue to flow
freely! -- Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DR DAZZLE was devastated by MAHI MAHI in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
STRAFE savagely defeated RED FUSION in a exciting 5 minute gory Challenge melee.
HEART vanquished DOC STEELE in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
ROLEX WATCH was savagely defeated by ONE A DAY in a 10 minute Challenge match.
HITZ vanquished HEAT in a exciting 2 minute bloody mismatched Challenge fight.
THE CUTICLE DANCE handily defeated SCHYLER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
HARV viciously subdued CRACK IS CHEAP in a action packed 3 minute gory Challenge duel.
GRINGOLD was vanquished by PUD 126 in a popular 3 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
DECK SWAB was overcome by ETCHED IN STONE in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
SUSHI SLINGER was overpowered by SMELLY TOES in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
MUTINEER handily defeated WORK IN PROGRESS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
BILLY THE SQUID was demolished by NUMBERED WON in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
??RADAR?? was overcome by KUNG PAO KITTY in a popular 5 minute Challenge conflict.
PTI overpowered CLEANER WRASSE in a action packed 1 minute brutal uneven struggle.
KYLIE bested GOKU in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gory brawl.
HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH was overpowered by DOC STEELE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
MUCKER was beaten by SUPER BUM in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bloody fight.
NEOSPHINCTER devastated FEAR in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
BOB, ETERNAL, demolished YUENGLING in a 1 minute uneven bout.
GOHAN was vanquished by WENT TO MARKET in a popular 1 minute mismatched fray.
BRICKTOP savagely defeated MAGINOT MIKE in a popular 11 minute gruesome fight.
HE HATE ME beat DUSKY JAWFISH in a action packed 2 minute fight.
MISS HONEY was overpowered by MIMIC BLENNY in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
CREDIT LINE overpowered LIFE in a 2 minute uneven duel.
COOLER overpowered STUPID SEXY FLANDERS in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
BRADEN viciously subdued FRIED TWINKIE in a exciting 4 minute gory duel.
TOLAIS DEEPHEART savagely defeated 2 in a action packed 6 minute gory duel.
SHINY PENNY overpowered MANUTE BOL in a 1 minute one-sided match.
TASTY HANGNAIL overpowered FRIJOLE! in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
I WET MY BED! overcame MEN WORKING in a 2 minute bloody match.
A. CAPONE viciously subdued COOKIE FOR THE SOUL in a crowd pleasing 2 minute fight.
SINDARION was savagely defeated by MASSAGE PARLOR in a exciting 2 minute struggle.
BOZO was defeated by CHIPS AHOY in a crowd pleasing 4 minute one-sided match.
HAILSTORM demolished RED SKELTON in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
ADASHIR overpowered THE IMPECCABLE PIG in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
UBER GOOBER unbelievably bested DRUNKEN FISHERMAN in a exciting 9 minute gory duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  21         LUNGING ATTACK   117 -  81 -  0      59  |
|AIMED BLOW                      14         WALL OF STEEL     45 -  36 -  1      56  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     12         STRIKING ATTACK   11 -   9 -  0      55  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    8         PARRY-LUNGE       12 -  11 -  0      52  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         TOTAL PARRY       54 -  60 -  0      47  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         AIMED BLOW        63 -  70 -  1      47  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         SLASHING ATTACK   28 -  32 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   6 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         BASHING ATTACK    21 -  36 -  1      37  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 420 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     2 -  4         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        7 -  5     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  2         2  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK    12 -  9     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         7 -  7     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      4 -  4                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  MAHI MAHI 18-4899         127  75  1  259 BIG MEAN FISH (292)
AIMED BLOW       NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317       46  33  1  244 WASTELAND (468)
WALL OF STEEL    KYLIE 18-6057              41  31  1  243 UNTOUCHABLES (1212)
TOTAL PARRY      ONE A DAY 98-799           45  35  3  239 MY DRUGS (1179)
LUNGING ATTACK   PTI 7-5412                 47  27  0  229 WASTELAND II (500)
BASHING ATTACK   WENT TO MARKET 25-4288     40  46  2  210 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162)
SLASHING ATTACK  HEART 97-1096              33  25  4  205 ORGANS ON THE SAND (1237)
PARRY-LUNGE      DOC STEELE 18-6808         59  92  1  185 ARROGANCE (732)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193   32  89  2  132 JUST BECAUSE (1151)

The overall popularity leader is CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was ROLEX WATCH 32-3732.  The ten other most popular fighters were MAGINOT 
MIKE 4-4509, MUCKER 42-3596, TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620, STRAFE 82-11158, BRADEN 
6-4867, GOKU 7-5628, ONE A DAY 98-799, HARV 82-20046, ??RADAR?? 82-20310, and KYLIE 
18-6057.

The least popular fighter this week was THE IMPECCABLE PIG 5-3818.  The other ten 
least popular fighters were MANUTE BOL 5-4233, STUPID SEXY FLANDERS 42-3836, FEAR 
82-10416, BILLY THE SQUID 18-3880, DOC STEELE 18-6808, RED SKELTON 42-4153, SINDARION 
18-8499, FRIJOLE! 99-1214, LIFE 3-4196, and MISS HONEY 36-4850.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
OSKSI(3)             0  1 0  LYRATILAN(25)        1  0 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       0  1 0  
JHELUM(4)            0  1 0  ARVAT(32)            1  1 0  DWES EG(82)         11  4 0  
KALTOS(5)            0  3 0  JHANS(36)            0  1 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   0  1 0  
TRANSEL(6)           1  3 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  2 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     3  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            4  2 0  RODEKI(42)           2  4 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  1 0  
TOBIR(14)            1  0 0  ANDOR(57)            0  1 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      0  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)          9  8 0  JURINE(61)           1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LIFE 3-4196                 51 164  0  170  GAMES LIBRARY (998)        OSKSI
 MAGINOT MIKE 4-4509         66  98  1  180  DOGS OF WAR (999)          JHELUM
 FRIED TWINKIE 5-4562        36  29  0  166  MORE NEW TEAMS 2 (1188)    KALTOS
 BRADEN 6-4867               73 116  1  196  THE LADY'S LIST (917)      TRANSEL
 PTI 7-5412                  47  27  0  229  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 I WET MY BED! 14-4052       25   9  0  124  I BENT MY WOOKIE (1239)    TOBIR
 MAHI MAHI 18-4899          127  75  1  259  BIG MEAN FISH (292)        TALCAMA
 WENT TO MARKET 25-4288      40  46  2  210  THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162)  LYRATILAN
 ROLEX WATCH 32-3732         71  64  2  201  LUST MUPPETS (1036)        ARVAT
 MISS HONEY 36-4850          84  88  0  196  SCARRY TEAM (824)          JHANS
 BOB, ETERNAL, 38-4460       35   8  0  228  SANDS OF TIME (1178)       CLIFFHOME
 MUCKER 42-3596              81  80  2  201  DELVERS (1000)             RODEKI
 DR DAZZLE 57-4485           95  39  2  203  PEPPER PRACTICE II (1069)  ANDOR
 ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112     73  33  1  216  CEMENTIA (1112)            JURINE
 2 62-2976                   38  34  3  133  NUMBERS (937)              VALAMANTIS
 THE CUTICLE DANCE 82-13639  27  11  2  229  DON'T ASK (1205)           DWES EG
 SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399       15   6  3  172  SEA DOGS (1241)            OLD VALAMANTIS
 HEART 97-1096               33  25  4  205  ORGANS ON THE SAND (1237)  SHADOW GROVE
 ONE A DAY 98-799            45  35  3  239  MY DRUGS (1179)            SYVYN'S HILL
 FRIJOLE! 99-1214            26  24  3  161  BEAN MACHINE (1202)        SOUTH RIDGE

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