DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL
Date : 02/04/2006 Duedate: 02/17/2006
DARKHOLM
DM-104 TURN-420
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 BLACK PRIMER 82/1187 1243 440 8 73.9 LARGE LOSERS 5/1228
2 ALL BEEF BUNNIES II 82/1253 MORE NEW TEAMS 2 5/1188
2 UNTOUCHABLES 18/1212 16 9 0 64.0 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW 82/1197
HIGHER PURPOSE 42/1259 HOLE IN THE WALL 6/1243
3 DON'T ASK 82/1205 1697 1341 19 55.9 5 STYROFOAM 82/1090 1140 1002 8 53.2
4-LETTER DOCTORS 82/1204 6 BIG MEAN FISH 18/292 802 752 6 51.6
ORGANS ON THE SAND 97/1237 BEAN MACHINE 99/1202
WHY WE LOVE TUM 82/1164 CUTE & KINDA DEADLY 97/1229
ELIMINATED SATURDAY 82/1267 7-INDIFFERENCE 7/1194 7 7 1 50.0
LOCAL BEER 82/1219 RUN AND HYDE 18/1221
LUST MUPPETS 32/1036 GRIM OBITUARY 62/1230
ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1254 8 EXTREME BAST 66/1266 151 174 5 46.5
4-LETTER ANXIETY 82/1236 MAGNIFICENT BASTARDS 6/1262
WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY 82/1252 MARVELOUS BASTARDS 65/1265
HYBRIDS V 82/1255 SOUTHERNFRIEDKILLERS 17/1263
DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II 82/1258 MAGNIFICENT BASTARDS 65/1264
4-LETTER NAMES 82/1256 9-KIDS GONE BAD 3/446 17 25 0 40.5
4 NUTS 82/1240 2056 1734 7 54.2 10 SEA DOGS 7/203 75 111 3 40.3
PEPPER PRACTICE II 57/1069 SEA DOGS 96/1241
SANDS OF TIME 38/1178 SEA DOGS 18/328
CEMENTIA 61/1112 11 DELVERS 42/1000 293 468 2 38.5
IT'S NEW! 6/1195 DOGS OF WAR 4/999
FLAT BROKE 82/1184 GAMES LIBRARY 3/998
I BENT MY WOOKIE 14/1239 DARK HORSEMEN 51/1261
PUDS AGAIN 6 82/1234 12 ARROGANCE 18/732 911 1593 17 36.4
WHAT A TREAT 98/1201 SCARRY TEAM 36/824
WASTELAND 18/468 THE LADY'S LIST 6/917
DEATH BY CHOCOLATE 97/1268 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151
WASTELAND II 7/500 13 NEXT GENERAT 18/1150 557 1065 10 34.3
MY DRUGS 98/1179 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY 25/1162
NUMBERS 62/937 FOUND IN THE SAND 32/1034
I'M SO SEXY 42/1072 CLOWNING AROUND 42/1200
JUST DON'T CARE 5/1242
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 537): HELLACIOUS of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 422): THE SHOCKER of INQUISITION SL5 (LHI, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 545): BLACK WIDOW of MISTRESS 4 XMAS (Angus, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 541): HAPPY CAT of ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 540): INGOLD KERR of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Nick, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 544): MIKEL of THE LADY'S LIST (A-Sop, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 541): CLARITIN JUNKIE of WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 536): SYD TUBULAR of SPRINGBORN (Still, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 527): JOLEE BINDO of STAR WARS: KOTOR (Talon Warsmith, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 526): ACE of SWORD OPERA (Nick, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 500): NIKITA of BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 490): RUMAKI of FREAKISH (Hombre, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 217): MATT RISIDE of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 478): SU-CHI of WIND STORM (Lord Xiang, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 426): WILLIE MCGEE of ALL-UGLY TEAM (The Sentinel, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 203): SILVERBOLT of RUNNING AMOK (THawk, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 191): SOUL SCOURGE of VILE REAVERS (Bobby Bigfoot, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 375): EB GOLLU of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Nick, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 168): MAKKEH KILLER of MILCHAMAH (Hammer, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 419): DR DAZZLE of PEPPER PRACTICE II from ANDOR (The Muffin
Man, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 537): WIND STORM (Lord Xiang, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 422): THE GOLDEN FISH (Nick, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 545): FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 541): DOGS OF WAR (Nick, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 540): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Nick, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 544): THE LADY'S LIST (A-Sop, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 541): BEACH BABES (Nick, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 536): QUBIT (Sultan, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 527): WASTELAND (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 526): SWORD OPERA (Nick, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 500): ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 490): JINDA-BAN (Nick, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 217): CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 478): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 426): DARK HORSEMEN (Nick, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 203): OF WOLF AND MAN (Tripwire, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 191): CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 375): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Nick, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 168): MILCHAMAH (Hammer, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 419): BLACK PRIMERS, etc. (Doc Steele, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 1MORDANT (turn 536): BRICK WALL of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Nick, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 541): HAPPY CAT of ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.)
(turn 540): VANGUARD of ORCCON THUGS (DMobster, mgr.)
FIREBALL of F BALLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 527): JOLEE BINDO of STAR WARS: KOTOR (Talon Warsmith, mgr.)
LA TOUR of PENTARCHIE-18 (The Pentalque, mgr.)
(turn 526): DAVE of SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 526): ACE of SWORD OPERA (Nick, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 500): NIKITA of BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 477): FRANKENBUTT of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Keeper of the Runeblade
I'm still up here, sittin' on the throne. I'm one of the older Eligibles running,
these days, though I don't compare in age to Mahi Mahi. So, in honor of his
ancientness, I'm throwing a challenge his way.
Bring it on, stinky fish!
Dr Dazzle
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Delarquans and brave competitors, hi there!
Where is Wiggler?
This report is going to be a bit short because of this time management issue. I've
learned that there is a time field here in the Black Tower that reduces the number of
minutes I have per hour. Due to this problem, there is no continuation this time of
the account of Wiggler and Gringold's adventure. But it is already started for next
time. On the bright side, though, having fewer minutes per hour ought to keep me
young longer. (smiling)
Oh let's see...Zontani says the most challenged warrior was Crack is Cheap, who as
you know is also our overall popularity leader. HARV (82-20046) (27-11-1,186) of 4-
LETTER NAMES challenged CRACK IS CHEAP (82-18422) (38-32-0,190) of NEGATIVE CASH
FLOW. HARV viciously subdued CRACK IS CHEAP in an action packed 3 minute gory
Challenge duel.
Zontani didn't designate a most avoided team, but he did say that Mahi Mahi wears
pantyhose under his armor. Certainly a nice pair of tights is warm on these winter
days. And yes, Zontani only checks the underwear of the Keeper of the Runeblade. DR
DAZZLE (57-4485) (95-38-2,306) of PEPPER PRACTICE II kept his word and TV challenged
MAHI MAHI (18-4899) (126-75-1,220) of BIG MEAN FISH. DR DAZZLE was devastated by
MAHI MAHI in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
There were two other TV challenges:
* STRAFE (82-11158) (44-18-0,183) of BLACK PRIMERS TV challenged RED FUSION (6-5480)
(47-20-0,183) of IT'S NEW!. STRAFE savagely defeated RED FUSION in an exciting 5
minute gory Challenge melee.
* HEART (97-1096) (32-25-4,187) of ORGANS ON THE SAND TV challenged DOC STEELE (18-
6808) (59-91-1,207) of ARROGANCE. HEART vanquished DOC STEELE in a popular 1 minute
mismatched Challenge brawl. However, Doc Steele remains our top Parry-Lunger.
This weeks' favorite was, as usual, a "scum sympathy) vote: ROLEX WATCH (32-3732)
(71-63-2,217) of LUST MUPPETS challenged ONE A DAY (98-799) (44-35-3,227) of MY
DRUGS. ROLEX WATCH was savagely defeated by ONE A DAY in a 10 minute Challenge
match.
As for this turn's least favorite, it was The Impeccable Pig. ADASHIR (42-4088) (16-
6-1,55) of HIGHER PURPOSE fought THE IMPECCABLE PIG (5-3818) (21-10-0,90) of JUST
DON'T CARE. ADASHIR overpowered THE IMPECCABLE PIG in a 1 minute one-sided
competition. You know, I think a better name for Pig's team would probably be "Just
Can't Think of a Name Right Now," but that's too long. Anyway, hang in there, Pig.
It's always toughest when you first get here.
No one was killed, which is good, but oh dear, I have nothing left to talk about!
That's fine because this particular hour only had 27 minutes in it.
Therefore, I offer this advice: You may find yourself in a place where the hours are
short. Therefore, make the most of each minute!
Desiree (not my real name)
KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MAHI MAHI 18-4899 127 75 1 259 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317 46 33 1 244 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
KYLIE 18-6057 41 31 1 243 UNTOUCHABLES (1212) TALCAMA
ONE A DAY 98-799 45 35 3 239 MY DRUGS (1179) SYVYN'S HILL
PTI 7-5412 47 27 0 229 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
THE CUTICLE DANCE 82-13639 27 11 2 229 DON'T ASK (1205) DWES EG
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HITZ 82-10428 27 14 0 229 4-LETTER DOCTORS (1204) DWES EG
BOB, ETERNAL, 38-4460 35 8 0 228 SANDS OF TIME (1178) CLIFFHOME
-MOLOCH 62-1267 34 46 1 222 GRIM OBITUARY (1230) VALAMANTIS
DOC STEELE 18-6010 72 137 6 221 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA
PUD 126 82-22024 33 18 0 221 PUDS AGAIN 6 (1234) DWES EG
MIMIC BLENNY 18-7541 61 34 1 218 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA
ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 73 33 1 216 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE
CREDIT LINE 82-1366 25 28 0 214 WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY (1252 DWES EG
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
WENT TO MARKET 25-4288 40 46 2 210 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162) LYRATILAN
SUPER BUM 82-18411 47 27 1 207 FLAT BROKE (1184) DWES EG
HE HATE ME 18-7820 38 45 2 207 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
DECK SWAB 18-2148 36 37 2 206 SEA DOGS (328) TALCAMA
STRAFE 82-11158 45 18 0 205 BLACK PRIMERS (1187) DWES EG
HEART 97-1096 33 25 4 205 ORGANS ON THE SAND (1237) SHADOW GROVE
DR DAZZLE 57-4485 95 39 2 203 PEPPER PRACTICE II (1069) ANDOR
-RAW SEX APPEAL 82-1331 25 11 0 202 WHY WE LOVE TUM (1164) DWES EG
MUCKER 42-3596 81 80 2 201 DELVERS (1000) RODEKI
ROLEX WATCH 32-3732 71 64 2 201 LUST MUPPETS (1036) ARVAT
BRICKTOP 18-7955 40 29 0 200 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
HARV 82-20046 28 11 1 199 4-LETTER NAMES (1256) DWES EG
-GATEWAY 82-15631 29 7 0 198 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254 DWES EG
MISS HONEY 36-4850 84 88 0 196 SCARRY TEAM (824) JHANS
BRADEN 6-4867 73 116 1 196 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
COOLER 82-7277 52 48 1 196 STYROFOAM (1090) DWES EG
CLEANER WRASSE 18-6495 94 81 2 195 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA
YUENGLING 82-16265 26 15 1 195 LOCAL BEER (1219) DWES EG
SCHYLER 6-4866 72 117 1 194 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
GRINGOLD 7-2416 36 49 2 194 SEA DOGS (203) BONSUR
HEAT 98-981 29 22 4 194 WHAT A TREAT (1201) SYVYN'S HILL
SMELLY TOES 82-17409 29 15 0 194 HYBRIDS V (1255) DWES EG
GOKU 7-5628 29 13 0 193 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
DUSKY JAWFISH 18-6978 66 66 1 191 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA
HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH 18-6977 71 60 0 190 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA
FEAR 82-10416 36 54 1 190 4-LETTER ANXIETY (1236) DWES EG
CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422 38 33 0 188 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (1197) DWES EG
RED FUSION 6-5480 47 21 0 186 IT'S NEW! (1195) TRANSEL
DOC STEELE 18-6808 59 92 1 185 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA
TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463 35 35 0 185 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MAGINOT MIKE 4-4509 66 98 1 180 DOGS OF WAR (999) JHELUM
GOHAN 18-8449 33 18 1 180 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA
-GAMBLE 7-4884 21 14 3 180 INDIFFERENCE (1194) BONSUR
TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620 114 118 0 177 DELVERS (1000) RODEKI
-FLUFFY WONDER BUNN 82-1953 33 16 0 177 2 ALL BEEF BUNNIES I (1253 DWES EG
-APOLLYON 62-2348 25 24 1 175 GRIM OBITUARY (1230) VALAMANTIS
SHINY PENNY 32-3789 47 96 2 173 FOUND IN THE SAND (1034) ARVAT
NUMBERED WON 18-7434 38 54 1 173 NEXT GENERATION (1150) TALCAMA
-ANTAGONIST 3-2824 22 22 2 173 KIDS GONE BAD (446) OSKSI
SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399 15 6 3 172 SEA DOGS (1241) OLD VALAMANTIS
LIFE 3-4196 51 164 0 170 GAMES LIBRARY (998) OSKSI
FRIED TWINKIE 5-4562 36 29 0 166 MORE NEW TEAMS 2 (1188) KALTOS
FRIJOLE! 99-1214 26 24 3 161 BEAN MACHINE (1202) SOUTH RIDGE
STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836 36 27 0 153 I'M SO SEXY (1072) RODEKI
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MUTINEER 7-2607 32 24 2 150 SEA DOGS (203) BONSUR
2 62-2976 38 34 3 133 NUMBERS (937) VALAMANTIS
WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 32 89 2 132 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
BILLY THE SQUID 18-3880 31 20 2 130 SEA DOGS (328) TALCAMA
I WET MY BED! 14-4052 25 9 0 124 I BENT MY WOOKIE (1239) TOBIR
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MEN WORKING 38-4189 35 86 1 116 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
MANUTE BOL 5-4233 27 19 0 109 LARGE LOSERS (1228) KALTOS
A. CAPONE 18-3228 17 17 3 102 UNTOUCHABLES (1212) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-FREAK 18-7300 23 12 4 98 RUN AND HYDE (1221) TALCAMA
-DAVE 18-8535 27 16 0 97 SHEPHERDS (432) TALCAMA
HAILSTORM 7-5698 23 4 0 92 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ADASHIR 42-4088 17 6 1 89 HIGHER PURPOSE (1259) RODEKI
KUNG PAO KITTY 97-1310 6 20 3 80 CUTE & KINDA DEADLY (1229) SHADOW GROVE
-DONNA THE HUNTRESS 36-6307 22 19 0 73 THE FALLEN (1231) JHANS
COOKIE FOR THE SOUL 6-6002 18 6 0 73 HOLE IN THE WALL (1243) TRANSEL
RED SKELTON 42-4153 23 17 0 71 CLOWNING AROUND (1200) RODEKI
MASSAGE PARLOR 82-3972 10 7 1 71 ELIMINATED SATURDAY (1267) DWES EG
??RADAR?? 82-20310 11 17 0 69 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG
THE IMPECCABLE PIG 5-3818 21 11 0 65 JUST DON'T CARE (1242) KALTOS
UBER GOOBER 82-26198 24 20 0 61 NUTS (1240) DWES EG
SINDARION 18-8499 25 14 1 52 UNTOUCHABLES (1212) TALCAMA
CHIPS AHOY 97-1586 11 0 4 50 DEATH BY CHOCOLATE (1268) SHADOW GROVE
BOZO 42-4016 22 53 0 45 CLOWNING AROUND (1200) RODEKI
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Fear -- Is this a case of "nothing to fear but Fear herself"? Sorry, I'm a golem. I
don't do fear. But I'm sure if I were a flesh person, with gender and tender
feelings, I would tremble for you. -- Mucker
P.S. I mean, I would tremble AT you.
He Hate Me -- Quite likely, or you wouldn't have been forced to become a gladiator.
Hit him over the head with a pink flamingo. -- Tolais Deepheart
Doc Steele the Warrior -- YOU are a perfectly created golem? I think NOT. You have
no CONCEPT of how to be a golem! It isn't EASY, you know. It requires SKILL and the
proper TEMPERAMENT, and you DON'T HAVE IT. -- Life of Osksi
Gateway -- Have you considered GOING THERE? -- Maginot Mike
P.S. And not coming back.
Desiree -- How can Wiggler have gone to Primus if we haven't had a Split? --
Inquiring Minds want to know!
P.S. I don't say it couldn't happen, the Commission will do ANYTHING if the whim
takes them, but it isn't a NORMAL thing to happen.
Oh, there wasn't? I was just going by the fact that I had received no
information about a split. That always happens when there's a split. And by
the fact that she's gone. Where is she, then?
Desiree -- Why should Pti have wings? -- Life of Osksi
Why not? I thought Pti was a canary?
30 January 2006
We of the Desolate Empire Alliance want to announce with glad hearts that Heathen
Hatebred is no longer just a friend, but also an alliance-mate. Heathen brings a lot
with him to our alliance. His experience, talent, and loyalty will be a great
benefit to us all. Welcome Heathen; may all our enemies' blood continue to flow
freely! -- Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DR DAZZLE was devastated by MAHI MAHI in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
STRAFE savagely defeated RED FUSION in a exciting 5 minute gory Challenge melee.
HEART vanquished DOC STEELE in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
ROLEX WATCH was savagely defeated by ONE A DAY in a 10 minute Challenge match.
HITZ vanquished HEAT in a exciting 2 minute bloody mismatched Challenge fight.
THE CUTICLE DANCE handily defeated SCHYLER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
HARV viciously subdued CRACK IS CHEAP in a action packed 3 minute gory Challenge duel.
GRINGOLD was vanquished by PUD 126 in a popular 3 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
DECK SWAB was overcome by ETCHED IN STONE in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
SUSHI SLINGER was overpowered by SMELLY TOES in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
MUTINEER handily defeated WORK IN PROGRESS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
BILLY THE SQUID was demolished by NUMBERED WON in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
??RADAR?? was overcome by KUNG PAO KITTY in a popular 5 minute Challenge conflict.
PTI overpowered CLEANER WRASSE in a action packed 1 minute brutal uneven struggle.
KYLIE bested GOKU in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gory brawl.
HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH was overpowered by DOC STEELE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
MUCKER was beaten by SUPER BUM in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bloody fight.
NEOSPHINCTER devastated FEAR in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
BOB, ETERNAL, demolished YUENGLING in a 1 minute uneven bout.
GOHAN was vanquished by WENT TO MARKET in a popular 1 minute mismatched fray.
BRICKTOP savagely defeated MAGINOT MIKE in a popular 11 minute gruesome fight.
HE HATE ME beat DUSKY JAWFISH in a action packed 2 minute fight.
MISS HONEY was overpowered by MIMIC BLENNY in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
CREDIT LINE overpowered LIFE in a 2 minute uneven duel.
COOLER overpowered STUPID SEXY FLANDERS in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
BRADEN viciously subdued FRIED TWINKIE in a exciting 4 minute gory duel.
TOLAIS DEEPHEART savagely defeated 2 in a action packed 6 minute gory duel.
SHINY PENNY overpowered MANUTE BOL in a 1 minute one-sided match.
TASTY HANGNAIL overpowered FRIJOLE! in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
I WET MY BED! overcame MEN WORKING in a 2 minute bloody match.
A. CAPONE viciously subdued COOKIE FOR THE SOUL in a crowd pleasing 2 minute fight.
SINDARION was savagely defeated by MASSAGE PARLOR in a exciting 2 minute struggle.
BOZO was defeated by CHIPS AHOY in a crowd pleasing 4 minute one-sided match.
HAILSTORM demolished RED SKELTON in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
ADASHIR overpowered THE IMPECCABLE PIG in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
UBER GOOBER unbelievably bested DRUNKEN FISHERMAN in a exciting 9 minute gory duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 21 LUNGING ATTACK 117 - 81 - 0 59 |
|AIMED BLOW 14 WALL OF STEEL 45 - 36 - 1 56 |
|TOTAL PARRY 12 STRIKING ATTACK 11 - 9 - 0 55 |
|WALL OF STEEL 8 PARRY-LUNGE 12 - 11 - 0 52 |
|BASHING ATTACK 6 TOTAL PARRY 54 - 60 - 0 47 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 5 AIMED BLOW 63 - 70 - 1 47 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 28 - 32 - 0 47 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 6 - 0 45 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 BASHING ATTACK 21 - 36 - 1 37 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 420 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 2 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 4 5 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 7 - 5 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 2 2 AIMED BLOW
LUNGING ATTACK 12 - 9 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 7 - 7 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 4 - 4 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK MAHI MAHI 18-4899 127 75 1 259 BIG MEAN FISH (292)
AIMED BLOW NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317 46 33 1 244 WASTELAND (468)
WALL OF STEEL KYLIE 18-6057 41 31 1 243 UNTOUCHABLES (1212)
TOTAL PARRY ONE A DAY 98-799 45 35 3 239 MY DRUGS (1179)
LUNGING ATTACK PTI 7-5412 47 27 0 229 WASTELAND II (500)
BASHING ATTACK WENT TO MARKET 25-4288 40 46 2 210 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162)
SLASHING ATTACK HEART 97-1096 33 25 4 205 ORGANS ON THE SAND (1237)
PARRY-LUNGE DOC STEELE 18-6808 59 92 1 185 ARROGANCE (732)
PARRY-RIPOSTE WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 32 89 2 132 JUST BECAUSE (1151)
The overall popularity leader is CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422. The most popular warrior
this turn was ROLEX WATCH 32-3732. The ten other most popular fighters were MAGINOT
MIKE 4-4509, MUCKER 42-3596, TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620, STRAFE 82-11158, BRADEN
6-4867, GOKU 7-5628, ONE A DAY 98-799, HARV 82-20046, ??RADAR?? 82-20310, and KYLIE
18-6057.
The least popular fighter this week was THE IMPECCABLE PIG 5-3818. The other ten
least popular fighters were MANUTE BOL 5-4233, STUPID SEXY FLANDERS 42-3836, FEAR
82-10416, BILLY THE SQUID 18-3880, DOC STEELE 18-6808, RED SKELTON 42-4153, SINDARION
18-8499, FRIJOLE! 99-1214, LIFE 3-4196, and MISS HONEY 36-4850.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
OSKSI(3) 0 1 0 LYRATILAN(25) 1 0 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 0 1 0
JHELUM(4) 0 1 0 ARVAT(32) 1 1 0 DWES EG(82) 11 4 0
KALTOS(5) 0 3 0 JHANS(36) 0 1 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 0 1 0
TRANSEL(6) 1 3 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 2 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 3 0 0
BONSUR(7) 4 2 0 RODEKI(42) 2 4 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 1 1 0
TOBIR(14) 1 0 0 ANDOR(57) 0 1 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 0 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 9 8 0 JURINE(61) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LIFE 3-4196 51 164 0 170 GAMES LIBRARY (998) OSKSI
MAGINOT MIKE 4-4509 66 98 1 180 DOGS OF WAR (999) JHELUM
FRIED TWINKIE 5-4562 36 29 0 166 MORE NEW TEAMS 2 (1188) KALTOS
BRADEN 6-4867 73 116 1 196 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
PTI 7-5412 47 27 0 229 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
I WET MY BED! 14-4052 25 9 0 124 I BENT MY WOOKIE (1239) TOBIR
MAHI MAHI 18-4899 127 75 1 259 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA
WENT TO MARKET 25-4288 40 46 2 210 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162) LYRATILAN
ROLEX WATCH 32-3732 71 64 2 201 LUST MUPPETS (1036) ARVAT
MISS HONEY 36-4850 84 88 0 196 SCARRY TEAM (824) JHANS
BOB, ETERNAL, 38-4460 35 8 0 228 SANDS OF TIME (1178) CLIFFHOME
MUCKER 42-3596 81 80 2 201 DELVERS (1000) RODEKI
DR DAZZLE 57-4485 95 39 2 203 PEPPER PRACTICE II (1069) ANDOR
ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 73 33 1 216 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE
2 62-2976 38 34 3 133 NUMBERS (937) VALAMANTIS
THE CUTICLE DANCE 82-13639 27 11 2 229 DON'T ASK (1205) DWES EG
SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399 15 6 3 172 SEA DOGS (1241) OLD VALAMANTIS
HEART 97-1096 33 25 4 205 ORGANS ON THE SAND (1237) SHADOW GROVE
ONE A DAY 98-799 45 35 3 239 MY DRUGS (1179) SYVYN'S HILL
FRIJOLE! 99-1214 26 24 3 161 BEAN MACHINE (1202) SOUTH RIDGE
NEW TEAMS IN THE TEMPORARY TOURNAMENT ARENAS (DM 81/83)
Please note that all new teams created at the Face-to-Face were temporarily placed
in a temporary Tournament Arena, DM 81 or DM 83. If you requested that your team be
placed in a specific arena, it has already transferred to that arena. Any teams not
transferred out of DM 81 and DM 83 by May 1st will be deleted. If you have questions
about any of your teams, please contact Customer Service. -- RSI