DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL Date : 03/04/2006 Duedate: 03/17/2006 DARKHOLM DM-104 TURN-422 RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K % 1 BLACK PRIMER 82/1187 1245 440 8 73.9 HOLE IN THE WALL 6/1243 2 UNTOUCHABLES 18/1212 19 14 0 57.6 DEATH BY CHOCOLATE 97/1268 HIGHER PURPOSE 42/1259 5 STYROFOAM 82/1090 1142 1002 8 53.3 3 DON'T ASK 82/1205 1712 1346 19 56.0 6-INDIFFERENCE 7/1194 10 9 1 52.6 4-LETTER DOCTORS 82/1204 RUN AND HYDE 18/1221 ORGANS ON THE SAND 97/1237 GRIM OBITUARY 62/1230 ELIMINATED SATURDAY 82/1267 7 BIG MEAN FISH 18/292 809 759 6 51.6 LOCAL BEER 82/1219 BEAN MACHINE 99/1202 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II 82/1258 CUTE & KINDA DEADLY 97/1229 LUST MUPPETS 32/1036 8-EXTREME BAST 66/1266 151 174 5 46.5 4-LETTER ANXIETY 82/1236 SOUTHERNFRIEDKILLERS 17/1263 4-LETTER NAMES 82/1256 MAGNIFICENT BASTARDS 6/1262 WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY 82/1252 MAGNIFICENT BASTARDS 65/1264 HYBRIDS V 82/1255 MARVELOUS BASTARDS 65/1265 4 NUTS 82/1240 2081 1761 7 54.2 9 SRETSAMLEUD 18/1183 18 21 2 46.2 PEPPER PRACTICE II 57/1069 SRETSAMLEUD 37/1134 CEMENTIA 61/1112 SRETSAMLEUD 62/1203 IT'S NEW! 6/1195 10 SEA DOGS 7/203 78 118 3 39.8 FLAT BROKE 82/1184 SEA DOGS 18/328 I BENT MY WOOKIE 14/1239 SEA DOGS 96/1241 WHAT A TREAT 98/1201 11 DELVERS 42/1000 297 472 2 38.6 WASTELAND 18/468 DOGS OF WAR 4/999 SANDS OF TIME 38/1178 GAMES LIBRARY 3/998 PUDS AGAIN 6 82/1234 12 ARROGANCE 18/732 916 1602 17 36.4 WASTELAND II 7/500 SCARRY TEAM 36/824 NUMBERS 62/937 THE LADY'S LIST 6/917 MY DRUGS 98/1179 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151 I'M SO SEXY 42/1072 13 OLD SCHOOL T 36/1269 62 111 1 35.8 JUST DON'T CARE 5/1242 14 NEXT GENERAT 18/1150 561 1069 10 34.4 LARGE LOSERS 5/1228 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY 25/1162 MORE NEW TEAMS 2 5/1188 FOUND IN THE SAND 32/1034 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW 82/1197 CLOWNING AROUND 42/1200 '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 538): HELLACIOUS of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 423): GOLDEN SHARK of THE GOLDEN FISH (Nick, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 546): BLACK WIDOW of MISTRESS 4 XMAS (Angus, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 542): SCANDALF of THE SHALLOWSHIP (?, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 541): INGOLD KERR of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Nick, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 545): HOMOCULOUS of DARK PANTHEON (Doc Steele, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 543): PINK NOSE of WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 537): QUIP of QUBIT (Sultan, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 529): ODDLY SHAPED BOOB of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 528): ADDUCTOR MAGNUS of MUSCLE MEN (The Anarchist, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 502): OTIS THE DRUNK of OLD SCHOOL TOONS (Otis the Drunk, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 492): WALDO of BOY O'S (Papa Bear, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 217): MATT RISIDE of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 479): SU-CHI of WIND STORM (Lord Xiang, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 428): ZALGEI of DARK HORSEMEN (Nick, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 204): SILVERBOLT of RUNNING AMOK (THawk, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 192): SOUL SCOURGE of VILE REAVERS (Bobby Bigfoot, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 376): DIO of MIDGETS (Ganolus Oakleaf, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 169): MAKKEH KILLER of MILCHAMAH (Hammer, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 421): MAHI MAHI of BIG MEAN FISH from TALCAMA (Big Wave Dave) Top Teams --------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 538): MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 423): THE GOLDEN FISH (Nick, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 546): FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 542): ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 541): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Nick, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 545): THE LADY'S LIST (A-Sop, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 543): IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (Crip, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 537): SIR AGLIO (Sultan, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 529): WASTELAND (The Muffin Man, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 528): D.R.I. (Var, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 502): ACT OF MALICE (Jekyll, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 492): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 217): CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 479): DELVERS (Nick, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 428): RONIN (Rosebud, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 204): OF WOLF AND MAN (Tripwire, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 192): CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 376): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Nick, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 169): MILCHAMAH (Hammer, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 421): BLACK PRIMERS, etc. (Doc Steele, mgr.) Recent Graduates ----------------- DM 4 JHELUM (turn 541): HAPPY CAT of ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 543): TURTLEFACE of WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 528): BACK JUICE of WASTELAND (The Muffin Man, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 502): OTIS THE DRUNK of OLD SCHOOL TOONS (Otis the Drunk, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 204): SILVERBOLT of RUNNING AMOK (THawk, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 376): DIO of MIDGETS (Ganolus Oakleaf, mgr.) REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER Warriors of the Federation! No one avoided anyone. There was no "most challenged" warrior. There were thirty-seven fights including three challenges, which included one TV challenge. No one was killed. And only Nick and his warriors wrote personal ads. Is it fair to say this has been a limp, anemic turn? What's with you guys? Maybe some managers don't like to send their warriors to Darkholm. But if you have sent them, then do right by them! USE your challenges and avoids! Let them write personal ads! Show some interest! This is Darkholm, damn it! We had one TV challenge. STRAFE (82-11158) (46-18-0,223) of BLACK PRIMERS TV challenged BRICKTOP (18-7955) (41-29-0,208) of WASTELAND. STRAFE our top Wall of Steel, viciously subdued BRICKTOP in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Challenge fight. Well done! A young stud challenged our seasoned and formidable Keeper of the Runeblade and defeated him. Wow! What an upset! BOB, ETERNAL, (38-4460) (36-8-0,240) of SANDS OF TIME challenged MAHI MAHI (18-4899) (128-75-1,275) of BIG MEAN FISH. BOB, ETERNAL, demolished MAHI MAHI in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge Title melee. As usual, Crack is Cheap is our overall popularity leader. CLEANER WRASSE (18- 6495) (95-81-2,208) of BIG MEAN FISH fought CRACK IS CHEAP (82-18422) (38-34-0,191) of NEGATIVE CASH FLOW. CLEANER WRASSE demolished CRACK IS CHEAP in a 2 minute mismatched competition. Was there scum? MISS HONEY (36-4850) (85-88-0,226) of SCARRY TEAM fought ONE A DAY (98-799) (45-36-3,193) of MY DRUGS. MISS HONEY lost to ONE A DAY in a popular 6 minute gory duel, and so became this week's favorite warrior. Adashir, new to the Isle, was caught unprepared in his match. BET OR NOT DIE (62-3981) (18-12-3,74) of SRETSAMLEUD fought ADASHIR (42-4088) (17-7-1,70) of HIGHER PURPOSE. BET OR NOT DIE demolished ADASHIR in a 1 minute uneven competition. Here's our third challenge match: THE CUTICLE DANCE (82-13639) (27-12-2,200) of DON'T ASK challenged SCHYLER (6-4866) (73-117-1,205) of THE LADY'S LIST. THE CUTICLE DANCE won victory over SCHYLER in a 1 minute Challenge brawl. What about the other fights? There weren't that many, so... * BRADEN (6-4867) (74-116-1,212) of THE LADY'S LIST fought HE HATE ME (18-7820) (39-45-2,216) of WASTELAND. BRADEN was overpowered by HE HATE ME in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight. I wonder how HE HATE ME got his name? * HEART (97-1096) (34-25-4,212) of ORGANS ON THE SAND fought HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH (18-6977) (71-61-0,186) of BIG MEAN FISH. HEART devastated HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH in a 1 minute one-sided duel. Isn't Big Wave Dave the manager of Big Mean Fish? BWD, didn't you used to chat in the personals? What happened? * HARV (82-20046) (29-11-1,213) of 4-LETTER NAMES fought NEOSPHINCTER (18-7317) (47-33-1,260) of WASTELAND. HARV was devastated by NEOSPHINCTER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute mismatched match. * HITZ (82-10428) (28-14-0,237) of 4-LETTER DOCTORS fought PUD 126 (82-22024) (33-19-0,193) of PUDS AGAIN 6. HITZ overpowered PUD 126 in a 1 minute uneven melee. * COOLER (82-7277) (53-48-1,215) of STYROFOAM fought NUMBERED WON (18-7434) (39- 54-1,206) of NEXT GENERATION. COOLER vanquished NUMBERED WON in a popular 1 minute uneven duel. * MIMIC BLENNY (18-7541) (62-34-1,257) of BIG MEAN FISH fought GRINGOLD (7-2416) (37-49-2,199) of SEA DOGS. MIMIC BLENNY overpowered GRINGOLD in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided melee. Hi Gringold! No episode this turn, but there will be one next turn. Will you write a personal ad for me next turn? * LIFE (3-4196) (52-164-0,184) of GAMES LIBRARY fought DR DAZZLE (57-4485) (95- 40-2,197) of PEPPER PRACTICE II. LIFE was demolished by DR DAZZLE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody one-sided brawl. Life, I am certain that you deserved the win and were robbed by the referee. * DUSKY JAWFISH (18-6978) (66-67-1,183) of BIG MEAN FISH fought STUPID SEXY FLANDERS (42-3836) (36-28-0,153) of I'M SO SEXY. DUSKY JAWFISH was overpowered by STUPID SEXY FLANDERS in a 1 minute one-sided duel. * DOC STEELE (18-6010) (72-138-6,201) of ARROGANCE fought MUCKER (42-3596) (81- 81-2,197) of DELVERS. DOC STEELE vanquished MUCKER in a 1 minute one-sided fray. * KYLIE (18-6057) (41-32-1,203) of UNTOUCHABLES fought GOHAN (18-8449) (33-19- 1,180) of WASTELAND. KYLIE slimly won victory over GOHAN in a 2 minute bloody brawl. * MAGINOT MIKE (4-4509) (67-98-1,182) of DOGS OF WAR fought CREDIT LINE (82- 1366) (25-29-0,191) of WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY. MAGINOT MIKE was overpowered by CREDIT LINE in an exciting 1 minute one-sided bout. * WENT TO MARKET (25-4288) (40-47-2,190) of THIS LITTLE PRIGGY fought PTI (7- 5412) (47-28-0,198) of WASTELAND II. WENT TO MARKET was overpowered by PTI in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match. * ROLEX WATCH (32-3732) (71-65-2,190) of LUST MUPPETS fought SUPER BUM (82- 18411) (47-28-1,205) of FLAT BROKE. ROLEX WATCH devastated SUPER BUM in a popular 2 minute gruesome one-sided contest. * DECK SWAB (18-2148) (36-38-2,197) of SEA DOGS fought RED FUSION (6-5480) (47- 22-0,170) of IT'S NEW!. DECK SWAB was luckily beaten by RED FUSION in an action packed 4 minute gruesome bout. * TOLAIS DEEPHEART (42-1620) (115-118-0,188) of DELVERS fought FRIED TWINKIE (5- 4562) (37-29-0,180) of MORE NEW TEAMS 2. TOLAIS DEEPHEART viciously subdued FRIED TWINKIE in a popular 4 minute brutal contest. * HEAT (98-981) (30-22-4,205) of WHAT A TREAT fought FEAR (82-10416) (37-54- 1,208) of 4-LETTER ANXIETY. HEAT was overpowered by FEAR in an exciting 3 minute gory uneven fight. * ETCHED IN STONE (61-3112) (73-34-1,194) of CEMENTIA fought FRIJOLE! (99-1214) (27-24-3,171) of BEAN MACHINE. ETCHED IN STONE vanquished FRIJOLE! in a 1 minute one-sided fight. * YUENGLING (82-16265) (26-16-1,200) of LOCAL BEER fought MANUTE BOL (5-4233) (28-19-0,154) of LARGE LOSERS. YUENGLING demolished MANUTE BOL in a 1 minute one- sided melee. * TASTY HANGNAIL (7-5463) (35-36-0,181) of WASTELAND II fought DOC STEELE (18- 6808) (59-93-1,175) of ARROGANCE. TASTY HANGNAIL slimly lost to DOC STEELE in a popular 4 minute fray. * GOKU (7-5628) (30-13-0,208) of WASTELAND II fought SUSHI SLINGER (96-1399) (15-7-3,169) of SEA DOGS. GOKU overcame SUSHI SLINGER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout. * 2 (62-2976) (39-34-3,160) of NUMBERS fought MEN WORKING (38-4189) (35-87- 1,120) of JUST BECAUSE. 2 won victory over MEN WORKING in a popular 4 minute gory bout. * SHINY PENNY (32-3789) (48-96-2,175) of FOUND IN THE SAND fought HAILSTORM (7- 5698) (24-4-0,107) of WASTELAND II. SHINY PENNY vanquished HAILSTORM in a 1 minute one-sided fray. * MUTINEER (7-2607) (32-25-2,122) of SEA DOGS fought THE IMPECCABLE PIG (5-3818) (22-11-0,93) of JUST DON'T CARE. MUTINEER beat THE IMPECCABLE PIG in a popular 1 minute match. * I WET MY BED! (14-4052) (25-10-0,124) of I BENT MY WOOKIE fought A. CAPONE (18-3228) (17-18-3,92) of UNTOUCHABLES. I WET MY BED! was overpowered by A. CAPONE in a 1 minute one-sided bout. * WORK IN PROGRESS (38-4193) (32-90-2,140) of JUST BECAUSE fought BILLY THE SQUID (18-3880) (31-21-2,135) of SEA DOGS. WORK IN PROGRESS was overpowered by BILLY THE SQUID in a 2 minute one-sided fray. * COOKIE FOR THE SOUL (6-6002) (19-6-0,85) of HOLE IN THE WALL fought OTIS THE DRUNK (36-5483) (15-12-0,57) of OLD SCHOOL TOONS. COOKIE FOR THE SOUL bested OTIS THE DRUNK in a popular 3 minute bloody duel. * CHIPS AHOY (97-1586) (11-1-4,50) of DEATH BY CHOCOLATE fought KUNG PAO KITTY (97-1310) (6-21-3,77) of CUTE & KINDA DEADLY. CHIPS AHOY was savagely defeated by KUNG PAO KITTY in a crowd pleasing 5 minute match. * UBER GOOBER (82-26198) (25-20-0,63) of NUTS fought ??RADAR?? (82-20310) (12- 17-0,78) of DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II. UBER GOOBER was viciously subdued by ??RADAR?? in an exciting 3 minute brutal fight. * MASSAGE PARLOR (82-3972) (11-7-1,80) of ELIMINATED SATURDAY fought PEON NECROMANCER (18-7856) (24-16-5,80) of SRETSAMLEUD. MASSAGE PARLOR viciously subdued PEON NECROMANCER in an action packed 2 minute match. * YOU (62-4002) (17-10-1,51) of SRETSAMLEUD fought SINDARION (18-8499) (25-15- 1,53) of UNTOUCHABLES. YOU was beaten by SINDARION in a popular 2 minute bloody duel. * BOZO (42-4016) (22-54-0,48) of CLOWNING AROUND fought MY1STADMWARRIOR (37- 4668) (25-11-1,63) of SRETSAMLEUD. BOZO luckily beat MY1STADMWARRIOR in an exciting 2 minute gruesome fight. Well done, Bozo. Do it again next turn. I hope to see you all in a more energetic mood next turn. Have a fun fortnight! Desiree KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY BOB, ETERNAL, 38-4460 37 8 0 280 SANDS OF TIME (1178) CLIFFHOME GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317 48 33 1 282 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA MIMIC BLENNY 18-7541 63 34 1 270 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA HITZ 82-10428 29 14 0 253 4-LETTER DOCTORS (1204) DWES EG -MOLOCH 62-1267 35 46 1 240 GRIM OBITUARY (1230) VALAMANTIS STRAFE 82-11158 47 18 0 237 BLACK PRIMERS (1187) DWES EG HE HATE ME 18-7820 40 45 2 227 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA COOLER 82-7277 54 48 1 226 STYROFOAM (1090) DWES EG FEAR 82-10416 38 54 1 225 4-LETTER ANXIETY (1236) DWES EG GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY HEART 97-1096 35 25 4 223 ORGANS ON THE SAND (1237) SHADOW GROVE CLEANER WRASSE 18-6495 96 81 2 221 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA ROLEX WATCH 32-3732 72 65 2 218 LUST MUPPETS (1036) ARVAT DOC STEELE 18-6010 73 138 6 211 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA KYLIE 18-6057 42 32 1 211 UNTOUCHABLES (1212) TALCAMA GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY GOKU 7-5628 31 13 0 210 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR PTI 7-5412 48 28 0 207 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR THE CUTICLE DANCE 82-13639 28 12 2 206 DON'T ASK (1205) DWES EG DR DAZZLE 57-4485 96 40 2 205 PEPPER PRACTICE II (1069) ANDOR ONE A DAY 98-799 46 36 3 205 MY DRUGS (1179) SYVYN'S HILL YUENGLING 82-16265 27 16 1 204 LOCAL BEER (1219) DWES EG BRICKTOP 18-7955 41 30 0 203 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 74 34 1 200 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE SCHYLER 6-4866 73 118 1 200 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL CREDIT LINE 82-1366 26 29 0 200 WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY (1252 DWES EG TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620 116 118 0 198 DELVERS (1000) RODEKI MAHI MAHI 18-4899 128 76 1 197 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA MISS HONEY 36-4850 85 89 0 197 SCARRY TEAM (824) JHANS GRINGOLD 7-2416 37 50 2 196 SEA DOGS (203) BONSUR HARV 82-20046 29 12 1 195 4-LETTER NAMES (1256) DWES EG -SMELLY TOES 82-17409 29 15 0 194 HYBRIDS V (1255) DWES EG RED FUSION 6-5480 48 22 0 192 IT'S NEW! (1195) TRANSEL NUMBERED WON 18-7434 39 55 1 192 NEXT GENERATION (1150) TALCAMA LIFE 3-4196 52 165 0 191 GAMES LIBRARY (998) OSKSI HEAT 98-981 30 23 4 191 WHAT A TREAT (1201) SYVYN'S HILL BRADEN 6-4867 74 117 1 190 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL PUD 126 82-22024 33 20 0 189 PUDS AGAIN 6 (1234) DWES EG MUCKER 42-3596 81 82 2 188 DELVERS (1000) RODEKI DECK SWAB 18-2148 36 39 2 188 SEA DOGS (328) TALCAMA SUPER BUM 82-18411 47 29 1 187 FLAT BROKE (1184) DWES EG WENT TO MARKET 25-4288 40 48 2 187 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162) LYRATILAN CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422 38 35 0 187 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (1197) DWES EG DOC STEELE 18-6808 60 93 1 186 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA -GAMBLE 7-4884 22 14 3 184 INDIFFERENCE (1194) BONSUR HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH 18-6977 71 62 0 183 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY FRIED TWINKIE 5-4562 37 30 0 180 MORE NEW TEAMS 2 (1188) KALTOS GOHAN 18-8449 33 20 1 180 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA SHINY PENNY 32-3789 49 96 2 179 FOUND IN THE SAND (1034) ARVAT STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836 37 28 0 179 I'M SO SEXY (1072) RODEKI SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399 15 8 3 178 SEA DOGS (1241) OLD VALAMANTIS FRIJOLE! 99-1214 27 25 3 177 BEAN MACHINE (1202) SOUTH RIDGE TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463 35 37 0 176 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR MAGINOT MIKE 4-4509 67 99 1 174 DOGS OF WAR (999) JHELUM 2 62-2976 40 34 3 162 NUMBERS (937) VALAMANTIS -ROID RAGE 62-1408 22 19 2 162 GRIM OBITUARY (1230) VALAMANTIS DUSKY JAWFISH 18-6978 66 68 1 160 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA MANUTE BOL 5-4233 28 20 0 159 LARGE LOSERS (1228) KALTOS GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY BILLY THE SQUID 18-3880 32 21 2 149 SEA DOGS (328) TALCAMA -FREAK 18-7300 24 12 4 136 RUN AND HYDE (1221) TALCAMA -APOLLYON 62-2348 25 25 1 134 GRIM OBITUARY (1230) VALAMANTIS WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 32 91 2 131 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME MEN WORKING 38-4189 35 88 1 130 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME MUTINEER 7-2607 33 25 2 127 SEA DOGS (203) BONSUR A. CAPONE 18-3228 18 18 3 127 UNTOUCHABLES (1212) TALCAMA GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY HAILSTORM 7-5698 24 5 0 114 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY I WET MY BED! 14-4052 25 11 0 98 I BENT MY WOOKIE (1239) TOBIR THE IMPECCABLE PIG 5-3818 22 12 0 97 JUST DON'T CARE (1242) KALTOS MASSAGE PARLOR 82-3972 12 7 1 92 ELIMINATED SATURDAY (1267) DWES EG GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY BET OR NOT DIE 62-3981 19 12 3 89 SRETSAMLEUD (1203) VALAMANTIS COOKIE FOR THE SOUL 6-6002 20 6 0 87 HOLE IN THE WALL (1243) TRANSEL ??RADAR?? 82-20310 13 17 0 85 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG KUNG PAO KITTY 97-1310 7 21 3 83 CUTE & KINDA DEADLY (1229) SHADOW GROVE PEON NECROMANCER 18-7856 24 17 5 76 SRETSAMLEUD (1183) TALCAMA -RED SKELTON 42-4153 23 17 0 71 CLOWNING AROUND (1200) RODEKI BOZO 42-4016 23 54 0 69 CLOWNING AROUND (1200) RODEKI OTIS THE DRUNK 36-5483 15 13 0 66 OLD SCHOOL TOONS (1269) JHANS UBER GOOBER 82-26198 25 21 0 63 NUTS (1240) DWES EG ADASHIR 42-4088 17 8 1 63 HIGHER PURPOSE (1259) RODEKI SINDARION 18-8499 26 15 1 62 UNTOUCHABLES (1212) TALCAMA MY1STADMWARRIOR 37-4668 25 12 1 53 SRETSAMLEUD (1134) SIBIKHAS YOU 62-4002 17 11 1 53 SRETSAMLEUD (1203) VALAMANTIS CHIPS AHOY 97-1586 11 2 4 52 DEATH BY CHOCOLATE (1268) SHADOW GROVE '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE Bob, Eternal -- (recoiling) Eternal what? -- Mucker P.S. You aren't supposed to do that. The style match favors ME, dammit. Doc Steele the Gladiator -- I will not call you a WARRIOR, because you're a pipsqueak incompetent. Oil would help the squeak, but only the Dark Arena in your past would help your GROSS incompetence, which is an OFFENSE against all other golems. -- Life of Osksi Roid Rage -- Grim indeed. Was it worth it? -- Tolais Deepheart Work in Progress -- Aren't we all? -- Maginot Mike Desiree -- True. (thoughtfully) I might kill for an omelet with garlic, cheese, maybe a little basil, bacon bits...no, the bacon beside it. Sliced fresh tart tomato? Cantaloupe, maybe, but the color would be wrong, too mild, though the tomato would help. Bell pepper strips, yes! And if a good tomato can't be gotten, then... V8 juice, maybe. We can do this, let's make a date! -- Nick That sounds delicious! Although I don't think you ought to kill for it. You're right; the color of cantaloupe is too mild to go with an omelet. Sliced oranges, maybe? The really red ones, the one they call blood oranges? Desiree (not your real name) -- I know they CALL them canary races, BUT I also know that the most recent victor was actually a FINCH. -- Life of Osksi P.S. You can't trust Andorians. Life -- A finch eh? I heard it was a parakeet. -- Desiree Doc Steele the Manager -- My thanks. The nuances or ins-and-outs of the advanced game confuse me more often than not. -- Inquiring Mind 22 February 2006 The Olympics have arrived! The Mordanti Olympics, having been gone for six years, have returned to the Mordanti Alliance, sponsored by Amicitia Primoris. Teams have competed against each other for recognition and notoriety four times in the past. It is far past time for the fifth Mordanti Olympics to be held. The Mordanti Olympics shall be held in the Mordant arena (DM-1) from May 1st (T544) through Oct 30 (T557). There will be a 'registration period' lasting until T543, where teams will be allowed to register by activating in Mordant and declaring their participation in the personals. Rules will be posted in the Mordant arena (DM-1) newsletter no later than T543, but shall be available online before then. An announcement will be made as to where they will be posted. Prizes will be awarded to the winners. Lord Xiang Amicitia Primoris amicitia@gwi.net http://amicitiaprimoris.gotdns.com LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS STRAFE viciously subdued BRICKTOP in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Challenge fight. BOB, ETERNAL, demolished MAHI MAHI in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge Title melee. THE CUTICLE DANCE won victory over SCHYLER in a 1 minute Challenge brawl. BRADEN was overpowered by HE HATE ME in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight. HEART devastated HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH in a 1 minute one-sided duel. HARV was devastated by NEOSPHINCTER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute mismatched match. HITZ overpowered PUD 126 in a 1 minute uneven melee. COOLER vanquished NUMBERED WON in a popular 1 minute uneven duel. MISS HONEY lost to ONE A DAY in a popular 6 minute gory duel. MIMIC BLENNY overpowered GRINGOLD in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided melee. CLEANER WRASSE demolished CRACK IS CHEAP in a 2 minute mismatched competition. LIFE was demolished by DR DAZZLE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody one-sided brawl. DUSKY JAWFISH was overpowered by STUPID SEXY FLANDERS in a 1 minute one-sided duel. DOC STEELE vanquished MUCKER in a 1 minute one-sided fray. KYLIE slimly won victory over GOHAN in a 2 minute bloody brawl. MAGINOT MIKE was overpowered by CREDIT LINE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout. WENT TO MARKET was overpowered by PTI in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match. ROLEX WATCH devastated SUPER BUM in a popular 2 minute gruesome one-sided contest. DECK SWAB was luckily beaten by RED FUSION in a action packed 4 minute gruesome bout. TOLAIS DEEPHEART viciously subdued FRIED TWINKIE in a popular 4 minute brutal contest. HEAT was overpowered by FEAR in a exciting 3 minute gory uneven fight. ETCHED IN STONE vanquished FRIJOLE! in a 1 minute one-sided fight. YUENGLING demolished MANUTE BOL in a 1 minute one-sided melee. TASTY HANGNAIL slimly lost to DOC STEELE in a popular 4 minute fray. GOKU overcame SUSHI SLINGER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout. 2 won victory over MEN WORKING in a popular 4 minute gory bout. SHINY PENNY vanquished HAILSTORM in a 1 minute one-sided fray. MUTINEER beat THE IMPECCABLE PIG in a popular 1 minute match. I WET MY BED! was overpowered by A. CAPONE in a 1 minute one-sided bout. WORK IN PROGRESS was overpowered by BILLY THE SQUID in a 2 minute one-sided fray. COOKIE FOR THE SOUL bested OTIS THE DRUNK in a popular 3 minute bloody duel. CHIPS AHOY was savagely defeated by KUNG PAO KITTY in a crowd pleasing 5 minute match. UBER GOOBER was viciously subdued by ??RADAR?? in a exciting 3 minute brutal fight. MASSAGE PARLOR viciously subdued PEON NECROMANCER in a action packed 2 minute match. YOU was beaten by SINDARION in a popular 2 minute bloody duel. BET OR NOT DIE demolished ADASHIR in a 1 minute uneven competition. BOZO luckily beat MY1STADMWARRIOR in a exciting 2 minute gruesome fight. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |LUNGING ATTACK 26 WALL OF STEEL 49 - 32 - 1 60 | |AIMED BLOW 14 LUNGING ATTACK 114 - 90 - 0 56 | |TOTAL PARRY 12 PARRY-LUNGE 12 - 10 - 0 55 | |WALL OF STEEL 8 STRIKING ATTACK 10 - 10 - 0 50 | |BASHING ATTACK 5 SLASHING ATTACK 28 - 28 - 0 50 | |SLASHING ATTACK 4 AIMED BLOW 65 - 72 - 0 47 | |PARRY-LUNGE 2 TOTAL PARRY 50 - 63 - 0 44 | |STRIKING ATTACK 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 7 - 0 42 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 BASHING ATTACK 23 - 34 - 1 40 | |PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | Turn 422 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 0 AIMED BLOW 6 - 8 4 LUNGING ATTACK WALL OF STEEL 8 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 3 2 AIMED BLOW LUNGING ATTACK 13 - 13 TOTAL PARRY 4 - 8 2 WALL OF STEEL SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 SLASHING ATTACK PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 2 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME AIMED BLOW BOB, ETERNAL, 38-4460 37 8 0 280 SANDS OF TIME (1178) LUNGING ATTACK MIMIC BLENNY 18-7541 63 34 1 270 BIG MEAN FISH (292) WALL OF STEEL STRAFE 82-11158 47 18 0 237 BLACK PRIMERS (1187) SLASHING ATTACK COOLER 82-7277 54 48 1 226 STYROFOAM (1090) TOTAL PARRY ONE A DAY 98-799 46 36 3 205 MY DRUGS (1179) STRIKING ATTACK MAHI MAHI 18-4899 128 76 1 197 BIG MEAN FISH (292) BASHING ATTACK DECK SWAB 18-2148 36 39 2 188 SEA DOGS (328) PARRY-LUNGE DOC STEELE 18-6808 60 93 1 186 ARROGANCE (732) PARRY-RIPOSTE WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 32 91 2 131 JUST BECAUSE (1151) The overall popularity leader is CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422. The most popular warrior this turn was MISS HONEY 36-4850. The ten other most popular fighters were DECK SWAB 18-2148, TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620, STRAFE 82-11158, MEN WORKING 38-4189, ??RADAR?? 82-20310, KUNG PAO KITTY 97-1310, MY1STADMWARRIOR 37-4668, OTIS THE DRUNK 36-5483, ONE A DAY 98-799, and FEAR 82-10416. The least popular fighter this week was ADASHIR 42-4088. The other ten least popular fighters were I WET MY BED! 14-4052, HAILSTORM 7-5698, MANUTE BOL 5-4233, MUCKER 42-3596, PUD 126 82-22024, HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH 18-6977, FRIJOLE! 99-1214, WENT TO MARKET 25-4288, MAGINOT MIKE 4-4509, and DUSKY JAWFISH 18-6978. Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K OSKSI(3) 0 1 0 LYRATILAN(25) 0 1 0 JURINE(61) 1 0 0 JHELUM(4) 0 1 0 ARVAT(32) 2 0 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 2 1 0 KALTOS(5) 0 3 0 JHANS(36) 0 2 0 DWES EG(82) 9 5 0 TRANSEL(6) 2 2 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 0 1 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 0 1 0 BONSUR(7) 3 3 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 2 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 2 1 0 TOBIR(14) 0 1 0 RODEKI(42) 3 2 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 1 1 0 TALCAMA(18) 10 8 0 ANDOR(57) 1 0 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 0 1 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY LIFE 3-4196 52 165 0 191 GAMES LIBRARY (998) OSKSI MAGINOT MIKE 4-4509 67 99 1 174 DOGS OF WAR (999) JHELUM FRIED TWINKIE 5-4562 37 30 0 180 MORE NEW TEAMS 2 (1188) KALTOS SCHYLER 6-4866 73 118 1 200 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY GOKU 7-5628 31 13 0 210 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR I WET MY BED! 14-4052 25 11 0 98 I BENT MY WOOKIE (1239) TOBIR NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317 48 33 1 282 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA WENT TO MARKET 25-4288 40 48 2 187 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162) LYRATILAN ROLEX WATCH 32-3732 72 65 2 218 LUST MUPPETS (1036) ARVAT MISS HONEY 36-4850 85 89 0 197 SCARRY TEAM (824) JHANS MY1STADMWARRIOR 37-4668 25 12 1 53 SRETSAMLEUD (1134) SIBIKHAS BOB, ETERNAL, 38-4460 37 8 0 280 SANDS OF TIME (1178) CLIFFHOME TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620 116 118 0 198 DELVERS (1000) RODEKI DR DAZZLE 57-4485 96 40 2 205 PEPPER PRACTICE II (1069) ANDOR ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 74 34 1 200 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE 2 62-2976 40 34 3 162 NUMBERS (937) VALAMANTIS HITZ 82-10428 29 14 0 253 4-LETTER DOCTORS (1204) DWES EG SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399 15 8 3 178 SEA DOGS (1241) OLD VALAMANTIS HEART 97-1096 35 25 4 223 ORGANS ON THE SAND (1237) SHADOW GROVE ONE A DAY 98-799 46 36 3 205 MY DRUGS (1179) SYVYN'S HILL FRIJOLE! 99-1214 27 25 3 177 BEAN MACHINE (1202) SOUTH RIDGE