DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL Date : 03/18/2006 Duedate: 03/31/2006 DARKHOLM DM-104 TURN-423 RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K % 1-BLACK PRIMER 82/1187 1245 440 8 73.9 MORE NEW TEAMS 2 5/1188 2 UNTOUCHABLES 18/1212 23 14 0 62.2 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW 82/1197 HIGHER PURPOSE 42/1259 HOLE IN THE WALL 6/1243 3 DON'T ASK 82/1205 1715 1349 19 56.0 DEATH BY CHOCOLATE 97/1268 4-LETTER DOCTORS 82/1204 5 STYROFOAM 82/1090 1142 1003 8 53.2 ORGANS ON THE SAND 97/1237 6 INDIFFERENCE 7/1194 12 11 1 52.2 ELIMINATED SATURDAY 82/1267 RUN AND HYDE 18/1221 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II 82/1258 GRIM OBITUARY 62/1230 LOCAL BEER 82/1219 7 BIG MEAN FISH 18/292 812 763 6 51.6 LUST MUPPETS 32/1036 BEAN MACHINE 99/1202 4-LETTER NAMES 82/1256 CUTE & KINDA DEADLY 97/1229 4-LETTER ANXIETY 82/1236 8-SRETSAMLEUD 18/1183 18 21 2 46.2 WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY 82/1252 SRETSAMLEUD 37/1134 4 NUTS 82/1240 2095 1774 7 54.1 SRETSAMLEUD 62/1203 PEPPER PRACTICE II 57/1069 9 SEA DOGS 7/203 79 121 3 39.5 CEMENTIA 61/1112 SEA DOGS 18/328 IT'S NEW! 6/1195 SEA DOGS 96/1241 FLAT BROKE 82/1184 10 DELVERS 42/1000 297 476 2 38.4 I BENT MY WOOKIE 14/1239 DOGS OF WAR 4/999 SANDS OF TIME 38/1178 GAMES LIBRARY 3/998 WHAT A TREAT 98/1201 11 ARROGANCE 18/732 922 1603 17 36.5 WASTELAND 18/468 SCARRY TEAM 36/824 PUDS AGAIN 6 82/1234 THE LADY'S LIST 6/917 NUMBERS 62/937 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151 WASTELAND II 7/500 12-OLD SCHOOL T 36/1269 62 111 1 35.8 MY DRUGS 98/1179 13 NEXT GENERAT 18/1150 562 1072 10 34.4 LARGE LOSERS 5/1228 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY 25/1162 I'M SO SEXY 42/1072 FOUND IN THE SAND 32/1034 JUST DON'T CARE 5/1242 CLOWNING AROUND 42/1200 '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 540): MESSIAH of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 424): GOLDEN SHARK of THE GOLDEN FISH (Nick, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 548): BUD SMITH of BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES (Crip, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 544): ALL LICKERED UP of ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 543): HOFFA of JOHNS (Dear, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 547): HOBBLED of DARK PANTHEON (Doc Steele, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 544): PINK NOSE of WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 539): QUIP of QUBIT (Sultan, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 530): ODDLY SHAPED BOOB of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 529): SCYTHE of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 503): OLIVE OYL of OLD SCHOOL TOONS (Otis the Drunk, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 493): GROUCHO of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 218): MATT RISIDE of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 481): KANGAROO LIFEBOAT of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 429): SPIDER-MAN of WENSINWASIN M.H. (Youngblood, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 205): NICKLEBACK of MILLENIUM METAL (Street Legal, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 193): SOUL SCOURGE of VILE REAVERS (Bobby Bigfoot, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 378): DIED of SRETSAMLEUD (Phat Phat, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 170): 2 PHAT 2 of VERMIN (Sultan, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 422): BOB, ETERNAL of SANDS OF TIME from CLIFFHOME (The Muffin Man, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 540): MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 424): THE GOLDEN FISH (Nick, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 548): FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 544): DOGS OF WAR (Nick, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 543): I HEART BALLS (The Muffin Man, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 547): DARK PANTHEON (Doc Steele, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 544): WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 539): SIR AGLIO (Sultan, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 530): WASTELAND (The Muffin Man, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 529): D.R.I. (Var, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 503): ACT OF MALICE (Jekyll, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 493): U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 218): CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 481): none DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 429): RONIN (Rosebud, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 205): none DM 59 ILLIS (turn 193): ISLANDERS (Nick, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 378): LEGION OF LEGEND (Seraphim, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 170): MILCHAMAH (Hammer, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 422): BLACK PRIMERS, etc. (Doc Steele, mgr.) Recent Graduates ----------------- DM 4 JHELUM (turn 544): ALL LICKERED UP of ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 543): HOFFA of JOHNS (Dear, mgr.) (turn 542): ICE FOX of OF WOLF AND MEN 4 (Tripwire, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 546): HORNED ONE of DARK PANTHEON (Doc Steele, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 543): TURTLEFACE of WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 502): OTIS THE DRUNK of OLD SCHOOL TOONS (Otis the Drunk, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 493): HARANDUR of JINDA-BAN (Nick, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 481): KANGAROO LIFEBOAT of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 429): SPIDER-MAN of WENSINWASIN M.H. (Youngblood, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 204): SILVERBOLT of RUNNING AMOK (THawk, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 193): SOUL SCOURGE of VILE REAVERS (Bobby Bigfoot, mgr.) WIMPIRA of ISLANDERS (Nick, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 377): EB GOLLU of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Nick, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (170): MAKKEH KILLER of MILCHAMAH (Hammer, mgr.) REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER Hello, Holmboys! Someone has been teaching Debby Tonte to fight. CHIPS AHOY (97-1586) (11-2- 4,52) of DEATH BY CHOCOLATE fought DEBBY TONTE (104-2) (20-30-0,30) of ARENA STAND- INS. CHIPS AHOY was savagely defeated by DEBBY TONTE in an exciting 5 minute bloody match. Chips...what can I say? That was WAY albendranious. But do you know what's worse? If stand-ins were eligible, Ms. Tonte would have make "This Week's Favorite." She got more votes than anybody. I think it was the way she kept flipping that bleached mane of hers. But since she wasn't eligible, Gringold was this turn's most popular warrior. SUPER BUM (82-18411) (47-29-1,187) of FLAT BROKE fought GRINGOLD (7-2416) (37-50- 2,196) of SEA DOGS. SUPER BUM won victory over GRINGOLD in a popular 4 minute gruesome match. Our least popular warrior was The Impeccable Pig. PUPPETMASTER (62-2295) (25- 17-3,142) of GRIM OBITUARY fought THE IMPECCABLE PIG (5-3818) (22-12-0,97) of JUST DON'T CARE. PUPPETMASTER vanquished THE IMPECCABLE PIG in a 1 minute one-sided bout. Yeah, the fight was lame...though not more lame than many others...but I do like Pig's name. Our premier Aimed Blow Practitioner has hung onto the title and the Runeblade! BOB, ETERNAL, (38-4460) (37-8-0,280) of SANDS OF TIME challenged MIMIC BLENNY (18- 7541) (63-34-1,270) of BIG MEAN FISH. BOB, ETERNAL, bested MIMIC BLENNY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge Title fight. Well done Bob, and please take the time to write us a column. At least you took the time to challenge. Mimic Blenny was our most challenged warrior, but since this was the only challenge match...mm hmm. As usual, Crack is Cheap held onto the title of Overall Popularity Leader. (sigh) I miss Hansel. SCHYLER (6-4866) (73-118-1,200) of THE LADY'S LIST fought CRACK IS CHEAP (82-18422) (38-35-0,187) of NEGATIVE CASH FLOW. SCHYLER savagely defeated CRACK IS CHEAP in an action packed 4 minute struggle. Oh no, I'm sorry to see that Gringold didn't make it this time. SUPER BUM (82- 18411) (47-29-1,187) of FLAT BROKE fought GRINGOLD (7-2416) (37-50-2,196) of SEA DOGS. SUPER BUM won victory over GRINGOLD in a popular 4 minute gruesome match. Only four minutes, but the audience perceived it as a battle of attrition and gave Grinny the "scum sympathy" vote this time. I am not the one who ought to be talking about endurance at the moment, so...enough said. No one was killed, which is probably a good thing. There were no avoids, which is a BAD thing! Look around you. Isn't there someone around here you DON'T want to fight? Someone with halitosis, some golem who bleeds a disgusting color? Look around you. I think you should be avoiding team #10. That's right, the Delvers. Do it for Desiree. And now, the Big Excuse! I was in the middle of moving. This Dark Tower is too drafty. I'm keeping my office here but have moved my residence to a nice apartment on the other side of Willow Beach. And so, the clerks didn't know where to find me and I didn't get connected back with them until just recently. Hence...oh, don't look at me like that. I feel bad enough! Hence, there is no continuation this time of the adventure of Wiggler and Gringold. Well, yes, I could have gotten that done ahead of time...but...I was working hard on moving?* Gringold, I am really sorry but will have to delay yet another turn in publishing your exploits. You were extremely brave, though. (*Real life excuse: Same thing. Moving, exhausted, no internet till today, not really an excuse but it'll have to do.) With a weary smile and very best wishes, Desiree KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY BOB, ETERNAL, 38-4460 38 8 0 303 SANDS OF TIME (1178) CLIFFHOME GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317 49 33 1 295 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA -HITZ 82-10428 29 14 0 253 4-LETTER DOCTORS (1204) DWES EG ROLEX WATCH 32-3732 73 65 2 237 LUST MUPPETS (1036) ARVAT -STRAFE 82-11158 47 18 0 237 BLACK PRIMERS (1187) DWES EG KYLIE 18-6057 43 32 1 224 UNTOUCHABLES (1212) TALCAMA GOKU 7-5628 32 13 0 219 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR PTI 7-5412 49 28 0 218 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR DR DAZZLE 57-4485 97 40 2 216 PEPPER PRACTICE II (1069) ANDOR DOC STEELE 18-6808 61 93 1 214 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA MISS HONEY 36-4850 86 89 0 212 SCARRY TEAM (824) JHANS GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY HARV 82-20046 30 12 1 208 4-LETTER NAMES (1256) DWES EG SCHYLER 6-4866 74 118 1 207 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH 18-6977 72 62 0 206 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA MIMIC BLENNY 18-7541 63 35 1 206 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA -THE CUTICLE DANCE 82-13639 28 12 2 206 DON'T ASK (1205) DWES EG MAHI MAHI 18-4899 129 76 1 205 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 75 34 1 204 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE FEAR 82-10416 38 55 1 204 4-LETTER ANXIETY (1236) DWES EG -YUENGLING 82-16265 27 16 1 204 LOCAL BEER (1219) DWES EG DECK SWAB 18-2148 37 39 2 202 SEA DOGS (328) TALCAMA WENT TO MARKET 25-4288 41 48 2 201 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162) LYRATILAN PUD 126 82-22024 34 20 0 201 PUDS AGAIN 6 (1234) DWES EG COOLER 82-7277 54 49 1 200 STYROFOAM (1090) DWES EG SUPER BUM 82-18411 48 29 1 200 FLAT BROKE (1184) DWES EG BRADEN 6-4867 75 117 1 199 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL ONE A DAY 98-799 46 37 3 199 MY DRUGS (1179) SYVYN'S HILL NUMBERED WON 18-7434 39 56 1 199 NEXT GENERATION (1150) TALCAMA MOLOCH 62-1267 35 47 1 195 GRIM OBITUARY (1230) VALAMANTIS CREDIT LINE 82-1366 26 30 0 195 WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY (1252 DWES EG GRINGOLD 7-2416 37 51 2 194 SEA DOGS (203) BONSUR HEART 97-1096 35 26 4 194 ORGANS ON THE SAND (1237) SHADOW GROVE HEAT 98-981 31 23 4 194 WHAT A TREAT (1201) SYVYN'S HILL MUCKER 42-3596 81 83 2 193 DELVERS (1000) RODEKI DOC STEELE 18-6010 73 139 6 193 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA RED FUSION 6-5480 48 23 0 192 IT'S NEW! (1195) TRANSEL BRICKTOP 18-7955 41 31 0 190 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA HE HATE ME 18-7820 40 46 2 190 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA GOHAN 18-8449 34 20 1 190 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA 2 62-2976 41 34 3 188 NUMBERS (937) VALAMANTIS CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422 38 36 0 186 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (1197) DWES EG LIFE 3-4196 52 166 0 185 GAMES LIBRARY (998) OSKSI CLEANER WRASSE 18-6495 96 82 2 184 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA -GAMBLE 7-4884 22 14 3 184 INDIFFERENCE (1194) BONSUR GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620 116 119 0 180 DELVERS (1000) RODEKI SHINY PENNY 32-3789 49 97 2 180 FOUND IN THE SAND (1034) ARVAT FRIED TWINKIE 5-4562 37 31 0 179 MORE NEW TEAMS 2 (1188) KALTOS DUSKY JAWFISH 18-6978 67 68 1 176 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TALCAMA FRIJOLE! 99-1214 27 26 3 172 BEAN MACHINE (1202) SOUTH RIDGE STUPID SEXY FLANDE 42-3836 37 29 0 171 I'M SO SEXY (1072) RODEKI MANUTE BOL 5-4233 29 20 0 169 LARGE LOSERS (1228) KALTOS TASTY HANGNAIL 7-5463 35 38 0 166 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 33 91 2 164 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME APOLLYON 62-2348 26 25 1 162 GRIM OBITUARY (1230) VALAMANTIS -ROID RAGE 62-1408 22 19 2 162 GRIM OBITUARY (1230) VALAMANTIS MEN WORKING 38-4189 36 88 1 152 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY MAGINOT MIKE 4-4509 67 100 1 149 DOGS OF WAR (999) JHELUM SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399 15 9 3 149 SEA DOGS (1241) OLD VALAMANTIS PUPPETMASTER 62-2295 26 17 3 146 GRIM OBITUARY (1230) VALAMANTIS A. CAPONE 18-3228 19 18 3 144 UNTOUCHABLES (1212) TALCAMA BILLY THE SQUID 18-3880 32 22 2 134 SEA DOGS (328) TALCAMA FREAK 18-7300 24 13 4 134 RUN AND HYDE (1221) TALCAMA -MUTINEER 7-2607 33 25 2 127 SEA DOGS (203) BONSUR HAILSTORM 7-5698 24 6 0 107 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY I WET MY BED! 14-4052 26 11 0 100 I BENT MY WOOKIE (1239) TOBIR THE IMPECCABLE PIG 5-3818 22 13 0 100 JUST DON'T CARE (1242) KALTOS ??RADAR?? 82-20310 14 17 0 92 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY -MASSAGE PARLOR 82-3972 12 7 1 92 ELIMINATED SATURDAY (1267) DWES EG GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY -BET OR NOT DIE 62-3981 19 12 3 89 SRETSAMLEUD (1203) VALAMANTIS ADASHIR 42-4088 18 8 1 88 HIGHER PURPOSE (1259) RODEKI KUNG PAO KITTY 97-1310 7 22 3 79 CUTE & KINDA DEADLY (1229) SHADOW GROVE -PEON NECROMANCER 18-7856 24 17 5 76 SRETSAMLEUD (1183) TALCAMA UBER GOOBER 82-26198 26 21 0 74 NUTS (1240) DWES EG COOKIE FOR THE SOUL 6-6002 20 7 0 73 HOLE IN THE WALL (1243) TRANSEL SINDARION 18-8499 27 15 1 71 UNTOUCHABLES (1212) TALCAMA -OTIS THE DRUNK 36-5483 15 13 0 66 OLD SCHOOL TOONS (1269) JHANS BOZO 42-4016 23 55 0 65 CLOWNING AROUND (1200) RODEKI -MY1STADMWARRIOR 37-4668 25 12 1 53 SRETSAMLEUD (1134) SIBIKHAS -YOU 62-4002 17 11 1 53 SRETSAMLEUD (1203) VALAMANTIS TURTLEFACE 7-5734 15 2 0 51 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR CHIPS AHOY 97-1586 11 3 4 37 DEATH BY CHOCOLATE (1268) SHADOW GROVE '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE Mimic Blenny -- If only I'd been a fisherman like my father before me, I might have a better shot against you and your teammates. Just wait until Sushi Slinger gets up high enough, then you'll be sorry! -- Gringold Desiree -- Big lake monsters, little lake monsters, big mean fish...add the fact that I've been trying for the same stat train for nine turns in a row and I feel like I'm living the same day over and over again. Its not a good day, either. -- Gringold And I haven't improved it any, sorry. I wonder if those Big Mean Fish DO come from the Lake of Mists originally? Dr Dazzle -- You DARE to call yourself a DOCTOR after behaving like that? You are a disgrace! It says right HERE in the fight report that you're CRUEL. It says so TWICE, and even the Lord Protectors in the stands could tell they cried out to STOP you doing your evil tricks on me! You are an OFFENSE against the Hippopotamic Oath! SHAME on you! No sugar in YOUR tea. -- Life of Osksi Doc Steele, one of the warriors of that name from Arrogance -- Nasty fellow, aren't you? Seeing my perfectly balanced record, you decided to tip it over into losership. Tedious of you. I may get it back, but then again, maybe not. It all depends. -- Mucker Credit Line -- Women really go for that? Hmm. I wonder if I could get one, then. I've never had a credit line, never felt the need, but if it will do THAT for me...why not, eh? -- Maginot Mike Fried Twinkie -- I couldn't help it if I wanted to, that is NOT a proper warrior's name, and certainly not a suitable way to treat even so lowly a food as a twinkie. (shudder) Worse than a soggy doughnut, I would think, and that's a bad thing indeed. -- Tolais Deepheart Desiree -- YES! For a born person, you almost approach a golem's superior understanding. -- Life of Osksi Uh-oh, I mean...I do? Desiree -- No, the oranges, even blood oranges (shudder), wouldn't do. Tomato, or possibly a red bell pepper to go with the green one.... Hmm, have to think about that. Can I have nominally edible things on my plate that I have no intention of eating, such as strips of purple eggplant? Or, now that I think about it, my father once died cottage cheese blue in order to make it contrast with pasta. Maybe I could try that. Hmm. The possibilities here are intriguing. -- Nick You can have a red chile pepper. I think the blue cottage cheese sounds disgusting. Desiree -- Regarding the dearth of personals last time: While there is a tendency of managers to think they've done enough when they send in strategies and pay the fees (and those ARE the crucial things), I too have noticed a disinclination to talk HERE (I believe there is considerable conversation ELSEWHERE, but that does US no good). BUT, consider that of late weeks, Hal has been...ill disciplined, shall we say. Inclined to snap up personals and not disgorge them. Wait until Hal has been muzzled, and then, if there are still no personals, slice and dice the lazy bums. -- Ketchum P.S. They won't take you seriously so long as you leave that pink flamingo on the lawn, you know. There is no pink flamingo on the lawn of the Black Tower! (peering out the window) Oh. I'll get my crossbow and shoot the nasty creature right now. 22 February 2006 The Olympics have arrived! The Mordanti Olympics, having been gone for six years, have returned to the Mordanti Alliance, sponsored by Amicitia Primoris. Teams have competed against each other for recognition and notoriety four times in the past. It is far past time for the fifth Mordanti Olympics to be held. The Mordanti Olympics shall be held in the Mordant arena (DM-1) from May 1st (T544) through Oct 30 (T557). There will be a 'registration period' lasting until T543, where teams will be allowed to register by activating in Mordant and declaring their participation in the personals. Rules will be posted in the Mordant arena (DM-1) newsletter no later than T543, but shall be available online before then. An announcement will be made as to where they will be posted. Prizes will be awarded to the winners. Lord Xiang Amicitia Primoris amicitia@gwi.net http://amicitiaprimoris.gotdns.com LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS BOB, ETERNAL, bested MIMIC BLENNY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge Title fight. HEART was subdued by MISS HONEY in a exciting 1 minute melee. FEAR was overpowered by DR DAZZLE in a 1 minute mismatched duel. COOLER was bested by GOKU in a popular 1 minute fight. MOLOCH was demolished by NEOSPHINCTER in a 3 minute mismatched competition. DOC STEELE was viciously subdued by PUD 126 in a 2 minute bloody match. ROLEX WATCH viciously subdued RED FUSION in a action packed 3 minute gruesome fight. HE HATE ME lost to DECK SWAB in a action packed 1 minute duel. CLEANER WRASSE was overpowered by DOC STEELE in a popular 2 minute uneven duel. KYLIE savagely defeated ONE A DAY in a action packed 3 minute gory match. LIFE was savagely defeated by BRADEN in a exciting 4 minute bloody match. MAHI MAHI handily defeated MUCKER in a 1 minute one-sided contest. HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH savagely defeated BRICKTOP in a popular 3 minute bloody brawl. NUMBERED WON was overcome by ETCHED IN STONE in a action packed 1 minute fight. SCHYLER savagely defeated CRACK IS CHEAP in a action packed 4 minute struggle. WENT TO MARKET overpowered STUPID SEXY FLANDERS in a 1 minute mismatched brawl. TOLAIS DEEPHEART was defeated by 2 in a exciting 6 minute brutal bout. HEAT beat SHINY PENNY in a popular 3 minute match. HARV handily defeated FRIED TWINKIE in a popular 3 minute gory mismatched competition. SUPER BUM won victory over GRINGOLD in a popular 4 minute gruesome match. CREDIT LINE was vanquished by PTI in a popular 1 minute mismatched fray. MAGINOT MIKE was savagely defeated by APOLLYON in a popular 1 minute gruesome fight. DUSKY JAWFISH beat TASTY HANGNAIL in a action packed 3 minute fight. MANUTE BOL overpowered FREAK in a 1 minute one-sided bout. GOHAN vanquished FRIJOLE! in a 1 minute uneven bout. SUSHI SLINGER was overcome by WORK IN PROGRESS in a 1 minute bout. HAILSTORM was handily defeated by A. CAPONE in a 1 minute mismatched bout. PUPPETMASTER vanquished THE IMPECCABLE PIG in a 1 minute one-sided bout. BILLY THE SQUID was savagely defeated by MEN WORKING in a 2 minute gruesome duel. I WET MY BED! overpowered INKEEPER'S SON in a popular 2 minute gory one-sided match. COOKIE FOR THE SOUL was savagely defeated by ADASHIR in a popular 1 minute bout. SINDARION subdued TURTLEFACE in a action packed 3 minute contest. UBER GOOBER defeated BOZO in a exciting 5 minute struggle. ??RADAR?? savagely defeated KUNG PAO KITTY in a exciting 2 minute gruesome struggle. CHIPS AHOY was savagely defeated by DEBBY TONTE in a exciting 5 minute bloody match. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |LUNGING ATTACK 20 WALL OF STEEL 48 - 33 - 1 59 | |AIMED BLOW 14 PARRY-LUNGE 12 - 9 - 0 57 | |TOTAL PARRY 11 LUNGING ATTACK 116 - 90 - 0 56 | |WALL OF STEEL 7 SLASHING ATTACK 29 - 26 - 0 53 | |BASHING ATTACK 5 STRIKING ATTACK 10 - 10 - 0 50 | |SLASHING ATTACK 5 AIMED BLOW 65 - 74 - 0 47 | |PARRY-LUNGE 2 TOTAL PARRY 51 - 62 - 0 45 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 8 - 0 38 | |STRIKING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 21 - 35 - 1 38 | |PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | Turn 423 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: LUNGING ATTACK 12 - 8 AIMED BLOW 6 - 8 5 LUNGING ATTACK BASHING ATTACK 3 - 2 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 3 3 WALL OF STEEL WALL OF STEEL 4 - 3 TOTAL PARRY 4 - 7 2 AIMED BLOW PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 PARRY-LUNGE PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME AIMED BLOW BOB, ETERNAL, 38-4460 38 8 0 303 SANDS OF TIME (1178) WALL OF STEEL ROLEX WATCH 32-3732 73 65 2 237 LUST MUPPETS (1036) LUNGING ATTACK GOKU 7-5628 32 13 0 219 WASTELAND II (500) PARRY-LUNGE DOC STEELE 18-6808 61 93 1 214 ARROGANCE (732) SLASHING ATTACK SCHYLER 6-4866 74 118 1 207 THE LADY'S LIST (917) STRIKING ATTACK MAHI MAHI 18-4899 129 76 1 205 BIG MEAN FISH (292) TOTAL PARRY ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 75 34 1 204 CEMENTIA (1112) BASHING ATTACK DECK SWAB 18-2148 37 39 2 202 SEA DOGS (328) PARRY-RIPOSTE MOLOCH 62-1267 35 47 1 195 GRIM OBITUARY (1230) The overall popularity leader is CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422. The most popular warrior this turn was GRINGOLD 7-2416. The ten other most popular fighters were TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620, SCHYLER 6-4866, BOZO 42-4016, ROLEX WATCH 32-3732, BRADEN 6-4867, BOB, ETERNAL, 38-4460, 2 62-2976, KYLIE 18-6057, SHINY PENNY 32-3789, and HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH 18-6977. The least popular fighter this week was THE IMPECCABLE PIG 5-3818. The other ten least popular fighters were HAILSTORM 7-5698, FRIJOLE! 99-1214, FREAK 18-7300, FEAR 82-10416, COOKIE FOR THE SOUL 6-6002, WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193, SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399, MAGINOT MIKE 4-4509, CREDIT LINE 82-1366, and STUPID SEXY FLANDERS 42-3836. Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K OSKSI(3) 0 1 0 LYRATILAN(25) 1 0 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 3 1 0 JHELUM(4) 0 1 0 ARVAT(32) 1 1 0 DWES EG(82) 5 4 0 KALTOS(5) 1 2 0 JHANS(36) 1 0 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 0 1 0 TRANSEL(6) 2 2 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 3 0 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 0 3 0 BONSUR(7) 2 4 0 RODEKI(42) 1 4 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 1 1 0 TOBIR(14) 1 0 0 ANDOR(57) 1 0 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 0 1 0 TALCAMA(18) 10 8 0 JURINE(61) 1 0 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY LIFE 3-4196 52 166 0 185 GAMES LIBRARY (998) OSKSI MAGINOT MIKE 4-4509 67 100 1 149 DOGS OF WAR (999) JHELUM FRIED TWINKIE 5-4562 37 31 0 179 MORE NEW TEAMS 2 (1188) KALTOS SCHYLER 6-4866 74 118 1 207 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL GOKU 7-5628 32 13 0 219 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR I WET MY BED! 14-4052 26 11 0 100 I BENT MY WOOKIE (1239) TOBIR NEOSPHINCTER 18-7317 49 33 1 295 WASTELAND (468) TALCAMA WENT TO MARKET 25-4288 41 48 2 201 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (1162) LYRATILAN ROLEX WATCH 32-3732 73 65 2 237 LUST MUPPETS (1036) ARVAT MISS HONEY 36-4850 86 89 0 212 SCARRY TEAM (824) JHANS BOB, ETERNAL, 38-4460 38 8 0 303 SANDS OF TIME (1178) CLIFFHOME MUCKER 42-3596 81 83 2 193 DELVERS (1000) RODEKI DR DAZZLE 57-4485 97 40 2 216 PEPPER PRACTICE II (1069) ANDOR ETCHED IN STONE 61-3112 75 34 1 204 CEMENTIA (1112) JURINE MOLOCH 62-1267 35 47 1 195 GRIM OBITUARY (1230) VALAMANTIS HARV 82-20046 30 12 1 208 4-LETTER NAMES (1256) DWES EG SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399 15 9 3 149 SEA DOGS (1241) OLD VALAMANTIS HEART 97-1096 35 26 4 194 ORGANS ON THE SAND (1237) SHADOW GROVE ONE A DAY 98-799 46 37 3 199 MY DRUGS (1179) SYVYN'S HILL FRIJOLE! 99-1214 27 26 3 172 BEAN MACHINE (1202) SOUTH RIDGE